#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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undone moat
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garlicy saus

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ce

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whop

arctic eagle
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I once put together a sub using nothing but paper, masking tape and lots and lots of spaghetti

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In summary

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More garlic

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ATUALLY

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no

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Too much garlic will overpower you and burn your outh

undone moat
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I'll overpower you

silent wagon
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Garlic makes you STRONK

undone moat
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with garlic

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become warioman

silent wagon
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Gives you anti-vampire farts

silver mantle
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well its being cooked into a sauce so its not like im eating it raw

silent wagon
silver mantle
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i feel like Kylo Ren would belong on a "worst cooks" show

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"onions don't make me cry its just the beauty of the dark side" hair flick

silent wagon
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LMAO

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Ben Swolo can never do wrong πŸ˜‚

silver mantle
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everyones like 'why are you cooking with no shirt on dude'

silent wagon
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"Cuz it HELPS! 😭"

arctic eagle
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His nips are seasoning dispensers

silver mantle
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whoops i forgot my new pots and pans heat up a lot faster πŸ˜…

dusty magnet
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uh oh

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i just finished mopping the whole house 😩

undone moat
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workspace: cleaned up
paperwork: updated and saved
time until leave: 1 hour

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for some reason, I have a strong craving for orange juice

dusty magnet
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oh fuck you now i want orange juice

silver mantle
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well im almost done with my fud

undone moat
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@dusty magnet ayyyyy

dusty magnet
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ayyyyy

undone moat
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ayyyyy

fickle obsidian
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oooojjjjjjjj

silver mantle
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screwdriver

dusty magnet
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yeah good point aethena

silver mantle
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i promise im not an alchoholic

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just a booze enthusiast

arctic eagle
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enbooziast

dusty magnet
silver mantle
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ive actually never done the whole 'chug straight booze' stuff

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always been more into mixology and making interesting new things

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like apparently whiskey + eggnog is even better with some kahlua haha

undone moat
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I'll screwdrive

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... myself

fickle obsidian
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aethena was a bartender in another life

silver mantle
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you can imagine any party at my place is amazing just on food and drinks alone haha

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too bad people are dumb and won't choose my place ever

dusty magnet
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aethena when are you gunna throw us a party?

undone moat
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I'll just take a glass of milk, I'm not much for alcohol unless it's a special occasion

silver mantle
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well im kinda thinkin' it'd be nice to share all this spaghetti i made with ppl

undone moat
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but don't give me 2%

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whole or nothing

fickle obsidian
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did u make too much spaghett

dusty magnet
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omg

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have you ever had whole chocolate milk?

silver mantle
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i made like a family sized meal >_>

undone moat
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I'll eat your spaghetti

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no really, I'll take it off your hands

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I'm starving

silver mantle
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ive had local chocolate milk that was super creamy and delicious

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it was almost a little too decadent

undone moat
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okay

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so does anyone remember that strawberry milk that elementary schools used to serve

silver mantle
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yeah the stuff i hae

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*hate

sterile tartan
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Ye

silver mantle
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and i get into arguments with my friends over

undone moat
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rip

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unpopular opinion but I loved that stuff

silver mantle
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well in my circle of friends its not the unpopular opinion haha

undone moat
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oh

silver mantle
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im the only one who thinks its grose xD

arctic eagle
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"serve"

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Makes it sound like they have it all in some metal tray

mint spear
silver mantle
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aw yknow what i forgot?

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garlic bread

arctic eagle
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GARLKIC BREAD

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How can you

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:garlicbread:

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🍞 :garlic:

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fuck

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How can you forget garlic bread with spaghetti?????

silver mantle
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idk cuz i didnt really plan this i kinda just came up with it

mint spear
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wow i got totally skipped

arctic eagle
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Don't worry Zen

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I'm listening to it wooplove

mint spear
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seriously a dislike

silver mantle
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it is the internet dude

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they prolly didn't even listen to it haha

arctic eagle
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It's nice, though I usually prefer things that are more impact-y

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That doesn't make much sense bitch_think

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But yeah, I like

dusty magnet
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i yam tired

arctic eagle
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Hello tired I'm dad

mint spear
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it's just sad, i put hours work into this and this have no stats at all and first thing i get is a dislike

dusty magnet
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don't let them get you down @mint spear . It's amazing as always.

mint spear
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My pc crashed like 15 times just to create this. @dusty magnet

dusty magnet
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damn. it was worth it tho

silver mantle
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i know the feeling tho i worked on several drawings for 14-ish hours and got barely a response or a negative one; rarely positive

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but that's also why i stopped sharing my stuff

sterile tartan
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Aw I like seeing art

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And doing art

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Ye

silver mantle
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haha yeah it just got annoying

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cuz i do like constructive criticism

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like stuff that helps me improve not "why do you even bother drawing"

sterile tartan
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Yeah...

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I share my art in discords and kik such

silver mantle
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i looked into art discords but every one i found immediately came across as a bunch of elitist toxic ppl

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ppl who would like look at the sistine chapel and be like 'sucks'

sterile tartan
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Yeah art specific ones are a no. I just do in unrelated ones lol

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Like occAsionally here lmao

silver mantle
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haha yeah i've avoided it so far πŸ˜›

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im so full 😭

sterile tartan
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did you eat all the spaghetti

silver mantle
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oh no way; i have lots of leftovers

sterile tartan
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oh good

silver mantle
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im too lazy to cook all the time so i always make too much so i can eat it later and not have to put in too much effort πŸ˜›

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one of my other fallbacks is enchilada lasanga xD

sterile tartan
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ooo

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IT'S FROM AN UNRELEASED SOLO ALBUM FROM TEN YEARS AGO

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sorry

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I was gonna pm that so S0ul because he knows what I'm talking about xD

silver mantle
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lol ok

mint spear
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it's 3 am, should i sleep?

sterile tartan
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probably

mint spear
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nahhhhhhhhhhhhh

silver mantle
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ive been up till 5-6am so far this weekend haha

mint spear
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oof

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i accept the challenge

magic junco
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sleep if for the weak

silver mantle
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im just a natural night owl

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its also why i work nights

magic junco
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graveyard shifts are dope

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especially at grocery stores

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lots of interesting folks

silver mantle
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yeah thats why i dont like dayshift; everyone is too normal

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and that usually means i find them annoying

mint spear
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wow that's hella off-topic

silver mantle
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well, if you read the rules you'd know they explicitly say not to self-promote blatantly

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so...

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you get a mischief man πŸ˜›

lost shore
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@bronze tartan Sorry mate, had to get rid of it.

sterile tartan
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I work during the day 😴

arctic eagle
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fuck it's a shrine to santa

sterile tartan
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indeed

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HAIL SANTA

silver mantle
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oh man i just nodded off

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mixture of football and beer and a full stomach πŸ˜…

sterile tartan
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hahha

bronze tartan
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But this is the off topic room aint it?

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ohh I see now....

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Sorry

silver mantle
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its cool just gotta read them rules next time :3

bronze tartan
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Can I post the link without promoting which one to vote for? Id let you control your vote. I have confidence.

silver mantle
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well that aint up to me you'd have to ask the staff

lost shore
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DMd πŸ˜ƒ

magic junco
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melatonin doesn’t do anything dammit

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i took like 2 an hour ago and I’m still wide awake

arctic eagle
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It has pretty patchy results iirc

mint spear
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Ok so apparently our family is getting 2 birds for christmas

sterile tartan
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interesting

magic junco
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more birds are never a bad thing

mint spear
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We had one a few years back but the poor little dude died really soon afterwards

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Got sick or something

sterile tartan
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aw

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I had a bird once

undone moat
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where's birba claus

silent wagon
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Tahiti

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With Dutch

undone moat
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no I mean

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A

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someone ping him

mint spear
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I'm here

sterile tartan
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ajsjdkfljglkjdfg

mint spear
pale eagle
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hello

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I am pretty torn on whether or not I should purchase this game. i have seen a lot of mixed reviews. I recently completed my playthrough of subnautica and absolutely loved that game

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I also enjoyed games like terratech, or modded minecraft

silver mantle
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i buy pretty much every game that exists so i won't be helpful πŸ˜›

magic cloak
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I need three chipmunks singing me Carol

arctic eagle
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I'd say buy it if you think you're gonna be interested

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Lots of grind ahead, though

magic cloak
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Don't listen to woop

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Anyone have three singing chipmunks

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😩

arctic eagle
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Nope

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I only have some dancing squirrels

magic cloak
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Oh I don't want those

arctic eagle
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There's Aaron, Seymour, and The

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Uhh

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The didn't have very good parents

mint spear
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Guys

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Guess what?

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26 hours until Christmas

magic cloak
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Same

silver mantle
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almost

pliant fjordBOT
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Astronomy pic of the day

Earthrise 1: Historic Image Remastered

Explanation: "Oh my God! Look at that picture over there! Here's the Earth coming up. Wow is that pretty!" Soon after that pronouncement, 50 years ago today, one of the most famous images ever taken was snapped from the orbit of the Moon. Now known as "Earthrise", the iconic image shows the Earth rising above the limb of the Moon, as taken by the crew of Apollo 8. But the well-known Earthrise image was actually the second image taken of the Earth rising above the lunar limb -- it was just the first in color. With modern digital technology, however, the real first Earthrise image -- originally in black and white -- has now been remastered to have the combined resolution and color of the first three images. Behold! The featured image is a close-up of the picture that Apollo 8 astronaut Bill Anders was talking about. Thanks to modern technology and human ingenuity, now we can all see it. (Historical note: A different historic black & white image of the Earth setting behind the lunar limb was taken by the robotic Lunar Orbiter 1 two years earlier.)

silver mantle
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thank you gunter

pliant fjordBOT
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@silver mantle Thank you order to it was hungover a NMS ARG theory one of pig's

silver mantle
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yes earthrise was part of the ARG

rare mauve
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Indeed

silver mantle
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personally as far as kids using computers I used DOS when I was 6 and it went pretty well πŸ˜›

lost shore
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right?

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I didn't have my first one til I was 10 or so, but it was fun

silver mantle
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i even knew how to use a "boot disk"; though at times i forget how bizarre that is compared to today's standards πŸ˜“

lost shore
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@mint spear FWIW - this is the "their own" part I was speaking on. That's the one part I don't agree with. If a child is old enough to understand/show that they can take care of a piece of hardware, they should be able to own their own PC.

magic cloak
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πŸ‘€

rare mauve
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πŸ‘€

lost shore
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Right, but you said it in the negative connotation of that second line instead of showing both sides of it. Also - I'm slightly offended by "I get the feeling you get in a lot of fights with Autistic people."

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But that's neither here nor there. I'll leave it alone

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Yes, I know that.

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Enjoy your night, Square. I've got to get back to work.

rare mauve
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Eats popcorn

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Hey um square Im pretty sure Joseph had to leave and logged off

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XD

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XD

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rip korvax prime

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can we have an F for respect

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Yup

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Yeah that would be pretty cool

dusty magnet
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Everything okay in here?

rare mauve
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Yes bee

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Everything is fine

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I think

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Also Hi bee

dusty magnet
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Hi spaceman

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You excited for Christmas?

rare mauve
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Heck yes!

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Even though I still have 19 minutes until christmas eve

dusty magnet
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Haha

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What's on your wish list this year?

rare mauve
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Nothing really

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My family is going to disney land for christmas instead of presents

dusty magnet
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Ooh that sounds fun

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I've never been before

rare mauve
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You've never been?!?!?!?

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Its really fun

dusty magnet
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Yeah. I've always wanted to go though

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Oi where's @silver mantle ?

rare mauve
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that is a good question

fickle obsidian
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buried in spaghetti

dusty magnet
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Oh hai leon

fickle obsidian
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yo

rare mauve
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LEON YOU LIVE!

dusty magnet
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LEON LIVES

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Man this server is dead :(

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Quiet*

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Rn

rare mauve
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Yup

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its also almost midnight for me

dusty magnet
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It's almost 11 for me

rare mauve
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oof

dusty magnet
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Oof indeed

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My Christmas is tomorrow thk

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Tho

rare mauve
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Lucky

dusty magnet
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Yis

rare mauve
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I still have to wait a full day

dusty magnet
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:(

rare mauve
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Bee I hope you do become a mod

fickle obsidian
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i have to shower for work like...now, but that's gonna be put off for a lil' bit

rare mauve
fickle obsidian
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goodish thing is short shift today/tomorrow

rare mauve
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thats good

arctic eagle
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Most trial mods end up becoming regular mods

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And uhh

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There's only one regular mod on now

rare mauve
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Hi woop

arctic eagle
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So I can say pretty solidly that they're all gonna get it

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Oh hi

fickle obsidian
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Vince, u're our mod

rare mauve
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yup

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well igtg to sleep

arctic eagle
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I'm the best mod ibukiheheh

rare mauve
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so goodnight friends

fickle obsidian
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night Spaceman!

arctic eagle
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Night Spaceman waveNIKO

dusty magnet
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Woop is mod on different server 😩

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Goodnight spaceman!

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He stole mod from me

mint spear
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This is so sad

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Get finna dabbed on

dusty magnet
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Milk go to bed aeyes

mint spear
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....

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Nah i'm good fam

dusty magnet
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I'll tell the mods

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Hey wait

arctic eagle
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Hello mods bee is beeing bad

dusty magnet
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Right. I'll get right on that

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.mute @dusty magnet

wraith roostBOT
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BuckarooButler#3210 BuckarooButler#3210 has been muted from text and voice chat.

dusty magnet
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Shit I didn't plan on that working

mint spear
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Try .ban

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It's super effective

dusty magnet
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Trial mods can't ban 🀷

mint spear
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Time for a revolution

dusty magnet
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Revowlooshun

magic cloak
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Reee

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Server so quiet

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Christmas is near

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And I haven't gotten any gifts from santa yeeet

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Anyone else get gifts from santa!?

mint spear
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I guess it's like already afternoon of the 24th in some places

magic cloak
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No it's like 7 an here

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Am*

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Anyone else get gifts

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From santa

mint spear
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On christmas eve?

magic cloak
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Why not

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One gift before Christmas and one on Christmas

mint spear
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Thought the fat man only came on christmas eve

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He doesn't get paid enough for that

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He barely makes 50k a year

magic cloak
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I am gonna trap him and have party with him

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Never gonna let him go

mint spear
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#SantaLivesMatter

magic cloak
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No u

mint spear
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Please don't trap him

dusty magnet
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#FreeSanta

magic cloak
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I will

mint spear
magic cloak
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I will free him after Christmas is over

dusty magnet
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I get two christmases in a row

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One tomorrow and one on actual Christmas day

lost shore
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2 christmases are nice.

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I'll ring in Christmas morning here at the office, so...

dusty magnet
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Aw damn :/

lost shore
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It's okay.

silver mantle
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@dusty magnet im watching Star Trek atm

dusty magnet
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Which one?

silver mantle
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the next gen

silver mantle
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why were you askin for me?

fickle obsidian
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@dusty magnet?

silver mantle
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i wasn't in a hurry haha

fickle obsidian
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now it's existential

dusty magnet
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The server was quiet lol

lost shore
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(Ping the trainees all you want lol)

dusty magnet
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And ur usually active so I was curious

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Actually low key I love getting pings

silver mantle
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oh hahhaha expect more activity now i was distracted

fickle obsidian
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what is Festive Beeing

dusty magnet
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Laying in bed

magic cloak
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I am tired

silver mantle
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im at my computer playing Interface music

dusty magnet
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Haha nice

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I'm watching Conent Cop

silver mantle
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you should watch "A Talking Cat?!?"

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or yknow my personal favorite

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Birdemic: Shock and Terror

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if you can complete all 3 challenges i can idk buy you half your steam wishlist

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he doesnt know πŸ˜›

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Steam Santa Claus is real!

dusty magnet
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Ooh wait what challenges?

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I'm up for this

silver mantle
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so you have to make it through the opening credits

dusty magnet
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Of?

silver mantle
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then you have to make it 50% through the movie

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then all the way through

dusty magnet
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Oh it's a movie?

silver mantle
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Birdemic: Shock and Terror

dusty magnet
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How long is it

silver mantle
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its a 'movie'

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an hour and 40 min i think?

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but considering the opening credits are like 20 min its worth its own challenge

dusty magnet
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I'll check it out

silver mantle
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i dont want to be responsible for this

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its really bad

fickle obsidian
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lol

dusty magnet
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Oh sweet jesus

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I was hoping for some horror movie but nah πŸ˜‚

silver mantle
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no its uh barely produced

dusty magnet
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Hahaha

silver mantle
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its horrible because of how bad its made?

fickle obsidian
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it's a wonder it's even digital?

silver mantle
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im actually backing out of this

dusty magnet
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I don't think I even have anything on my steam wish list anyways thonk

silver mantle
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i dont wanna waste your time

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JonTron did an episode about it

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if you just watch that you get the gist

dusty magnet
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Haha damn

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It's budget was $10k πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

silver mantle
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there was a sequel that holds one of the longest single sessions of absolute laugher i've ever had in my life during any media

dusty magnet
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Haha that's great

silver mantle
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when they described why they wrote out an insignificant character from the first movie

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i lost it

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i figure none of you people have steam wishlists cuz ive made this steam santa thing public

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and the only dude who added me was Kev

dusty magnet
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Hahaha

lost shore
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...but...i've got a wishlist.... 😒

dusty magnet
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You mentioned it and somehow it didn't click that I should add you

silver mantle
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you can add me dude idc if you're an admin

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i love giving gifts way more than receiving them

dusty magnet
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I just was kinda like "damn I wish we was friends on steam"

lost shore
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You and me both. Aethena

silver mantle
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don't ever buy me anything on my list hahaha

arctic eagle
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What's on your list?

silver mantle
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over 200 games

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theyre just reminders

lost shore
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Sidenote: IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY AM I GETTNG SO MANY CALLS....... 😑

silver mantle
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calls from who?

lost shore
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Nurses.

dusty magnet
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Added you :)

lost shore
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Apparently the system knows it's Christmas Eve also...

silver mantle
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hold on level 14

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wow

arctic eagle
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Wow Bee

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Impressive

silver mantle
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im 26 bruh

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breh

lost shore
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Get on Aethenas level, bois...

arctic eagle
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huh

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I'm uhh

silver mantle
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im one card off from getting a winter 2018 badge too

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dont worry my main steam friend Toast is at lvl 50

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and a dude i once healed a lot in KF2 and added me is level 222

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though idk how legit he is

arctic eagle
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Oh

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I'm 22

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I thought I was only 10

silver mantle
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big difference

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you're actually legally able to drink

arctic eagle
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I was legal to drink 4 levels ago

lost shore
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lol

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I'm not even a teen with my level (12)

dusty magnet
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Highest steam level I saw was like 600 something

silver mantle
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what Joe seriously

lost shore
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Yep.

silver mantle
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you dont have The Long Dark?

lost shore
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I don't

silver mantle
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Outer Wilds ❀

lost shore
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I was waiting for my check this week and was going to check my wishlist

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Excited for Outer Wilds. Seems like my type of game

silver mantle
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imagine Myst meets NMS meets KSP

lost shore
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oooh

dusty magnet
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I'm excited for Outer Worlds πŸ‘€

lost shore
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Same

silver mantle
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outer wilds has a freeware version if you're ever curios

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*curious

lost shore
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Oh?

silver mantle
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it was a student project

lost shore
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curios - I like cabinets πŸ˜›

silver mantle
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and can give an idea of what the full game may be

lost shore
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I'll check it out when I have time

dusty magnet
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SMH water is underrated

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It's so good...

silver mantle
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endurance athletics

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drink water after

magic cloak
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Wait what is outer wilds?

dusty magnet
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Yes.

lost shore
dusty magnet
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My is my room 300Β° rn

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It's so hot

magic cloak
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300 degrees

dusty magnet
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Yes

magic cloak
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Bee are you cooked

dusty magnet
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Yes

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Celcius too

magic cloak
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Ok let me eat you

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Then

dusty magnet
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Monch

lost shore
silver mantle
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yes

lost shore
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Broiler temp lol

dusty magnet
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I did say it was hot in here

silver mantle
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im sorry

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i'll leave if its that bad!

dusty magnet
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Haha ayee

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Well played

silver mantle
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πŸ˜„

dusty magnet
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SMH I can't sleep

silver mantle
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weren't my first time

magic cloak
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Becomes bear grylls

lost shore
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Grylled bear.

dusty magnet
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Yum

silver mantle
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bee i can't sleep either because gamer is drinking his own piss

dusty magnet
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What

magic cloak
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What

lost shore
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uhhhh

dusty magnet
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Gamer

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Why

lost shore
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what

magic cloak
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Huh

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No aethena

lost shore
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lol

silver mantle
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have you literally never watched bear grylls?

magic cloak
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Are you. Drunk

lost shore
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Love the reference.

magic cloak
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I have

dusty magnet
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Oh

magic cloak
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Watched it all

dusty magnet
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r/woosh

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We just all got wooshed

silver mantle
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well he does it in basically every episode

lost shore
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Hated the show.

magic cloak
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I just change the channel when he eats gross stuff

lost shore
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I grew up on Survivorman

dusty magnet
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10 y/o me fucking loved it

magic cloak
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Or drinks his piss

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Same bee

silver mantle
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because yes im drunk but this misunderstanding is confusing at the same time

dusty magnet
#

Survivorman was good too

magic cloak
#

10 y/o me loved it

silver mantle
#

i hate how gamer already knows

magic cloak
#

Lol

#

Haha

silver mantle
#

but literally if you're looking away? yeah he does it a lot

lost shore
#

Les Stroud was a damn genius when it came to survival techniques.

silver mantle
#

its a common joke about the guy

magic cloak
#

Survivor man was great too

dusty magnet
#

I was gonna drink a bit earlier but it smelled bad so I didnt

silver mantle
#

Les Stroud is actually a survivor

magic cloak
#

Then there is another show with a couple

#

Man women wild?

silver mantle
#

like he taught classes and shit

dusty magnet
#

Survivorpeople

magic cloak
#

Then Came shitty spinoffs with wannabes

#

Who ruined the genre

dusty magnet
#

There was that one dude who got sued for not censoring a girl on Naked and Afraid

magic cloak
#

Oh I don't watch any of the documentary channels anymore

dusty magnet
#

Yeah me neither

magic cloak
#

Coz it's just reality TV now

#

It all become mtv

dusty magnet
#

I don't really watch TV in general

#

I like to watch movies

#

While I'm grinding BO4

magic cloak
#

hmmm i like to watch well produced movies

silver mantle
#

this is why the Long Dark is the only real survivor game

lost shore
#

I rarely watch tv now. I'll keep it on in the background for noise, but that's really it.

silver mantle
#

you literally do sometimes have to make the decision to move or hold up

#

and you don't know which one will mean death

#

and its not because of zombies or monsters

magic cloak
#

Oh

#

I don't play long dark

silver mantle
#

i die more often going to sleep

#

will i strike out and try to get to place A that may or may not offer better resources?

#

or will i try to live as long as I can in place B

#

there's a reason there's an achievement for nights survived outside πŸ˜›

#

sales pitch over :3

dusty magnet
#

Guys it's so hot...

#

Fuucckk

silver mantle
#

meanwhile all my ships in Napolean: Total War surrendered

#

and it was annoying to me until I remembered I had picked France

dusty magnet
#

Oh wait I'm under 4 blankets

#

Maybe that's why

lost shore
#

Bee.

dusty magnet
#

Hey that's me

lost shore
#

Yis

silver mantle
#

i have no blankets

dusty magnet
#

Human blankets are the best

silver mantle
#

no

#

i dont wanna get into that

lost shore
#

I have a heater going under my desk because my building likes to run the AC when it's 30F outside

dusty magnet
#

Yeah actually they can get really hot

silver mantle
#

i just have my desktop in my bedroom

#

and it doubles as my heater

#

its almost a little too good sometimes

dusty magnet
#

Me too aethena

arctic eagle
#

I have a fan

#

I am Woop, cold god of dismay

dusty magnet
#

Plus my step mom likes to crank up the heat to like 75

#

Which is way too warm

#

Welcome in Woop

silver mantle
#

if it was 75 in here

#

nothing would really change except my level of bitching

dusty magnet
#

Hahaha

#

I feel that

#

#relatable

arctic eagle
#

I once spilled some water in here and it froze in mid-air

silver mantle
#

i really feel like you're exaggerating

#

only cuz your name is Vince

#

and he does that

dusty magnet
#

Hmm I'm inclined to agree with aethena

silver mantle
#

i am content in my room with no socks

dusty magnet
#

I hate socks

#

Like oml

silver mantle
#

theyre nice in steel toed boods

arctic eagle
#

If I breathe it's solid ice

silver mantle
#

the calluses on my heels speak to it haha

arctic eagle
#

My room is very cold

dusty magnet
#

Woop try taking a piss

arctic eagle
#

No

#

I'm not insane

dusty magnet
#

Frozen po

#

Pp*

silver mantle
#

to be fair i was born in Colorado

#

my definition of cold is different than other people

#

i find camping temperature comfortable

dusty magnet
#

Oregon has been unnatually warm this year...

silver mantle
#

so is WA

dusty magnet
#

It's a shame

silver mantle
#

i worry about the passes cuz the snowfall determines my ability to snowboard

#

although i prolly wont go this break after all :c

dusty magnet
#

I've gone once so far and I really really wanna go again

silver mantle
#

well i aint no snowbunny

#

so if you're okay with someone 5x as good as you at

#

everything

#

i do wanna try Hood

dusty magnet
#

Hahaha

#

Prolly closer to 10x better tbh

silver mantle
#

i warn you

#

i am susceptible to flattery

dusty magnet
#

I can hardly stay on my feet

silver mantle
#

ik i taught a girl i liked a couple years back

#

when i finally got atop a hill and boarded down

#

she was like 'how the fuck are you so graceful at that'

#

my dad is a 50 year veteran of skiing; and the principles are very similar

#

and i listen to advice

fickle obsidian
#

@arctic eagle, is there an icedevimon in ur room?

silver mantle
#

no im just not there

arctic eagle
#

No I just have a very, very good fan

fickle obsidian
#

i didn't think i was that cold 😳

dusty magnet
#

What's a devimon

lost shore
arctic eagle
#

Aww

dusty magnet
#

Whoa

arctic eagle
#

Dw leon, this fan is mechanical and goes woooshwoooshwooosh

fickle obsidian
#

lol

dusty magnet
#

fan noise fan noise fan noise fan noise

fickle obsidian
#

i wish there were more silly looking mechanical fans

dusty magnet
#

Guys I was just told I'm cool

fickle obsidian
#

like an elephant face fan with the blades being its ears swirling

dusty magnet
#

I'm cool :D

#

Omg leon

#

That would be fantastic

silver mantle
#

look at me joker voice

fickle obsidian
#

best worst feature would be occasional elephant noises emanating from it

#

omg bee

#

fantastic

silver mantle
#

steam is dying

fickle obsidian
#

uhh, did u try boiling more water?

silver mantle
#

nah its just that theyre being stupid af

fickle obsidian
#

or like burning more so the water keeps boiling

dusty magnet
#

Speaking of the joker

fickle obsidian
#

saunas can only work so well

silver mantle
#

gabe newell is eating too much pizza again

fickle obsidian
#

i should eat pizza

#

christmas pizza

dusty magnet
#

Christmas pizza

fickle obsidian
#

i bet gabe newell eats pizza

dusty magnet
#

Smfh

fickle obsidian
#

πŸ˜„

silver mantle
#

why is it being so dumb

dusty magnet
#

Whut is

silver mantle
#

Steam

dusty magnet
#

I sneezed

ornate fable
#

bless you

dusty magnet
#

Bless me, thank me, I'm welcome

#

Ty

silver mantle
#

i think that all the regular idiots are flooding the server and ruining my ability to use it

dusty magnet
#

Use steam?

silver mantle
#

yeah it wont even let me buy things for myself now

dusty magnet
#

Did you try turning it off and back on again

silver mantle
#

yes 4 times

dusty magnet
#

It works, trust me I'm an IT intern proffesional

silver mantle
#

its only died past midnight on xmas eve

#

couldn't have anything to do with that

dusty magnet
#

🀷

silver mantle
#

everyones just a jelly brained

#

they do whatever cuz its the right or wrong day or time

#

if i wait 2 days it'll be fine again

dusty magnet
#

Tru

mint spear
#

22 hours until christmas

dusty magnet
#

Hi milk

silver mantle
#

just means you have to wait a little longer bee

dusty magnet
#

UwU

mint spear
#

I'm tired, but the countdown must go on @dusty magnet

dusty magnet
#

You need to do it by the hour milk

#

Set alarms

mint spear
silver mantle
#

my xmas wont even be on the 25th

#

im kinda excited to be alone for both days

#

who knows what could happen

dusty magnet
#

Time will tell thonk

mint spear
#

Tell will time

dusty magnet
#

AHHH THIS IS SUCH A GOOD SONG

#

Hurt - Johnny Cash

silver mantle
#

yeah its ok

mint spear
#

lol

dusty magnet
mint spear
#

Ngl I don't really like johnny cash

#

I prefer johnny money

dusty magnet
#

Ngl you're wrong

mint spear
#

Or johhny debit card, he's pretty good

silver mantle
#

well the problem is

mint spear
#

There's too many toasters

silver mantle
#

this will get you to the same place

#

but this isn't fake

dusty magnet
#

I have a problem...

#

:/

mint spear
#

You fell and you cant get up?

silver mantle
#

well this band almost all died in a car accident

dusty magnet
#

No but close

#

I have to pee

#

But don't wanna get up

mint spear
#

Yikes

silver mantle
#

i feel like this is a lot of things you shouldn't say on a date 😠

mint spear
dusty magnet
#

Yeah I prolly wouldn't tell my date I have to pee

#

Wait

mint spear
#

You have to say urinate*

dusty magnet
#

No that's not true I've done that on both my recent dates

silver mantle
#

and its not even the real problem with it! haha

dusty magnet
#

Maybe that's why I'm single

silver mantle
#

the fact that you missed the point? maybe

#

but im also single

dusty magnet
#

Oh I miss a ton of points

#

So many

silver mantle
#

and i dont

dusty magnet
#

I'm completely oblivious

silver mantle
#

i could tell you why i struggle but its dumb

dusty magnet
#

Wym?

silver mantle
#

im single because im too smart and too gay

lost shore
dusty magnet
#

It's out of context 😩

mint spear
#

fake news

lost shore
#

lol

dusty magnet
#

Festive bee but out of context

silver mantle
#

my problem is that i didn't accept that the girl i liked's boyfriend didnt see us messing around as 'cheating' but that wasn't good enough for me

#

cuz its too ignorant

#

is that too real?

dusty magnet
#

Wait what

#

So you wanted him to consider it cheating?

mint spear
#

good morning

silver mantle
#

yes

dusty magnet
#

Morning zentrey!

#

I guess that kinda makes sense?

silver mantle
#

if you did it it would be

dusty magnet
#

Makes you feel more valued

mint spear
silver mantle
#

HMM

#

if i turn one person's world upside down we're golden

dusty magnet
#

Make them gay?

silver mantle
#

that doesn't work for one

dusty magnet
#

Wot

mint spear
#

Welp it's 2am, i'll be up in like 9 hours to continue spamming christmas countdowns. See y'all later

silver mantle
#

bai

mint spear
dusty magnet
#

See ya milkman

silver mantle
#

the thing is i'll date her when she breaks up with the boytoy

#

if

dusty magnet
#

See my problem is that every girl I end up liking ends up being gay

#

And I'm just like oh

silver mantle
#

i really wish i had that problem

dusty magnet
#

Hahaha

silver mantle
#

i also wish every guy i knew was gay

#

cuz that would make my life amazingly easy yknow?

#

but i kinda get it

#

every time i even think some unattainable dude is really cool

#

like Nightmind

#

he is gay

#

and im like oh

#

what's wrong with me

dusty magnet
#

Wait r u gay or bi?

arctic eagle
#

Nightmind is gay?

silver mantle
#

im bi but on the scale im 3/4 gay

dusty magnet
#

Ahhh

silver mantle
#

yes he has a boyfriend

dusty magnet
#

Gotcha

silver mantle
#

did you not watch the livestream tonite?

#

it came up

#

he has a great voice tho ,,,

arctic eagle
#

I didn't but yes

#

His voice is hot

silver mantle
#

oh sorry to spoil that then haha

#

next thing yknow frederik knudsen is too even tho he's really hot

#

yeah and his documentaries don't have anything to do with that

#

except they do

#

try out "down the rabbit hole" if you haven't already

arctic eagle
#

Ohh, I have

dusty magnet
#

Annnd y'all lost me

arctic eagle
#

It's nice to have on while I do things

#

HOT GUYS BEE

silver mantle
#

bee its also better and more informative than you can get on TV

dusty magnet
#

But I'm straight?? 😭

silver mantle
#

these are legit documentaries on YT

dusty magnet
#

Although not for Chris's pratt

#

I'd be gay for chris pratt

silver mantle
#

im gay for uh.. what was the deciding factor

#

Jessica Alba ofc

arctic eagle
#

I'm also straight but fuck if someone is hot, they're hot

silver mantle
#

which is the worst thing

dusty magnet
#

Yeah ig that's true woop

silver mantle
#

dont mention to hex but my ex of 6 years was british

#

def a diff mindset

#

a refreshing one

dusty magnet
#

Why not mention to hex? πŸ˜‚

#

I mean I won't I'm just curious why that was so important

silver mantle
#

cuz i dont wanna be interrogated about british culture

dusty magnet
#

Ooh haha

silver mantle
#

they eat beans on bread

arctic eagle
#

HEY

silver mantle
#

i dont wanna go there

arctic eagle
#

BEANS ON TOAST IS FUCJIN GOOD

dusty magnet
#

Which honestly sounds kinda good tbh

silver mantle
#

well if you come from my ex's part of the country

dusty magnet
#

Tbf tho our president is an Oompa Loompa...

silver mantle
#

west midlands

#

they also don't make any fuckin sense

#

its slurred and weird

#

the guy from Shaun of the Dead?

#

yeah

simple siren
#

it doesn't make sense cos the midlands is a myth

dusty magnet
#

Damn I haven't talked to hex in a while

#

How is that madlad?

silver mantle
#

its not a myth the most beautiful girls live there

dusty magnet
#

Australia is a myth

arctic eagle
#

I'm northwest

#

Manchester

silver mantle
#

manc

#

no

arctic eagle
#

I do not have a Manc acceny

silver mantle
#

you aren't named James are you?

dusty magnet
#

Oi woop you live kinda near Syndicate

arctic eagle
#

I'm not named James, no

silver mantle
#

ok good

#

you'd know too much hahaha

arctic eagle
#

And my accent is, ugg

#

Bee, have you heard me speak?

dusty magnet
#

Omg you guys wanna know something crazy??

silver mantle
#

i mean my gf said my accent was hot

simple siren
#

no

arctic eagle
#

Oh?

silver mantle
#

its literally default american

#

its only weird cuz she's a brummie

arctic eagle
#

What's the crazy thing, bee?

dusty magnet
#

So a few years ago I met a dude from Oxford while playing xbox and we became pretty good friends. Anyway, one day he was telling me about an appointment he had with his psychiatrist, and for some reason he had mentioned the psychiatrist's name... Turns out his psychiatrist is the mom of one of the kids I went to middle school with

silver mantle
#

im at 1/2 of my drink; im prolly gonna throw up all of my guts tonite so i wanna knowww

#

oh

magic cloak
#

Ok so so many messages

dusty magnet
#

Small world huh?

magic cloak
#

Anything interesting

silver mantle
#

gamers slow

dusty magnet
#

Gamer read what I sent

magic cloak
#

No I was busy watching shows

arctic eagle
#

Woag

#

That is crazy

dusty magnet
#

Right?

silver mantle
#

you should be busy paying attention to me

dusty magnet
#

Just randomly met the dude playing BO2 or some shit

arctic eagle
#

Anyway, yeah, I don't think anyone has heard me talk and I don't know my own accent so I can't describe it

#

But I assure you it is NOT a manc accent

silver mantle
#

my accent is "bland american"

dusty magnet
#

Everyone hop into a VC πŸ‘€

silver mantle
#

no

dusty magnet
#

Yeah good point

silver mantle
#

its easier for me to type than talk

dusty magnet
#

Hahaha

silver mantle
#

but i guess if you really want to

dusty magnet
#

You struggling a bit?

magic cloak
#

Oh I am gonna go back to watching it. I am too confused to join this convo

silver mantle
#

the only reason i can type is because i wrote over 700 pages for a failed novel

magic cloak
#

Oh

#

Did it sell

dusty magnet
#

Gamer nooo 😭

silver mantle
#

failed novel gamer

magic cloak
#

You gotta market it

silver mantle
#

i never even got it published

#

how to market: everyone dies

magic cloak
#

Even a failed stuff can turn a profit if you market it

dusty magnet
#

I'll publish it

#

Bee publishing

silver mantle
#

you cant win against history πŸ˜›

#

its too "depressing" i guess

magic cloak
#

Ok break time over. Gonna go back. Later all.

silver mantle
#

bai

dusty magnet
#

<3 gamer

silver mantle
#

its just cuz he couldn't argue with my premise

dusty magnet
#

OOH OOH

#

I THOUGHT I HAD IT ALL TOGETHERRR

#

But iii was led astray

#

The day you walked awayy

silver mantle
#

wat

#

i dont think i know the song sorry

arctic eagle
silver mantle
arctic eagle
#

I'm not really familiar with it either but became popular with tiktok

#

I usually don't ask my followers to bow, honestly. Maybe because I don't have any followers

silver mantle
#

well when he appeared; the world was going to come to an end

#

what would you say? yes we'll die

#

or would you fight against that fate

dusty magnet
#

I knew this song way before tiktok picked it up

#

I love it

arctic eagle
silver mantle
#

oh

arctic eagle
#

Also does that mean he's a bad guy who wants to end the world or a good guy who wants to save it?

silver mantle
#

i should prolly stop talking about it

arctic eagle
#

Because he seems like one hell of a fight

silver mantle
#

he wants to end it

arctic eagle
#

Ahh, okay

silver mantle
#

the beauty of Almaska is undeniable

dusty magnet
#

SMH I should prolly sleep

arctic eagle
#

Oh, goodnight bee

silver mantle
#

this is why i dont talk about this stuff

#

it drives everyone away

dusty magnet
#

should

silver mantle
#

no

#

i learned again

dusty magnet
#

I didn't say I was gunna

arctic eagle
#

Nah, I've just never been great at conversation sanshrug

silver mantle
#

im gonna stop i promise!

#

im not gonna talk about any of it

#

so we can talk about something else

arctic eagle
#

If you wanna

dusty magnet
#

What about radioactivity

silver mantle
#

no i dont wanna be the one who kills chat ffs

lost shore
#

I'm still here. Just sort of lost in thought.

dusty magnet
#

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive just came on giga

arctic eagle
#

I'd like to feel radioactive warmth honestly

silver mantle
#

i dont know anything about radiation

arctic eagle
#

Neither

silver mantle
#

idk what you're talking about

arctic eagle
#

But it's warm

dusty magnet
#

I think my phone is listening to my brain

silver mantle
#

ik its so weird

#

beyond human understanding

arctic eagle
#

They're like sticks of fire that are 5000000000x more powerful

silver mantle
#

i dont even know how fire works

arctic eagle
#

I wonder if I could make a uranium sword

dusty magnet
#

It burn

#

Hot

arctic eagle
#

Fire just is

dusty magnet
#

fire noise

silver mantle
#

you can easily make a uranium sword

arctic eagle
#

Oh this is actually one of the few things I know. Fire requires heat, fuel, and oxygen

silver mantle
#

what's oxygen?

dusty magnet
#

Good job woop!

#

Life gas

arctic eagle
#

It's the breathy stuff

dusty magnet
#

Haha yeah

arctic eagle
#

If you go AAAAAH you get lots and then HOOOOO and you make carbon dioxide

silver mantle
#

😐

#

weird

dusty magnet
#

Breathing is wack

silver mantle
#

well the world is flat

arctic eagle
#

It's actually uhh

dusty magnet
#

No it's a donut

arctic eagle
#

Where's that damn picture

dusty magnet
#

🍩

silver mantle
#

one wonders

dusty magnet
#

Oh shit I want a donut

silver mantle
#

how does one enter orbit?

dusty magnet
#

Toothbrush

silver mantle
#

you turn ................

dusty magnet
#

Oh yeah that too

silver mantle
#

you turn 45 degrees against the rotation of the Earth to save fuel

arctic eagle
#

How do you enter orbit??

dusty magnet
#

But I was thinking like that company orbit that makes toothbrushes

silver mantle
#

and 'fall' off the side of the Earth

#

forever

arctic eagle
#

With consent, preferably

dusty magnet
#

Yeah woop is right

#

Consent is always good

silver mantle
#

it takes 9-0

#

90% of your fuel to reach orbit

#

and 10% to do anything else

#

die to the gravity of Earth being 9.81 ms^2

#

*due

arctic eagle
#

Oh woah

silver mantle
#

the more fuel you add, the more weight you have

dusty magnet
#

If I hit my sternum it's really loud

arctic eagle
#

So that's how the crafty lads at NASA did it

silver mantle
#

therefore the more delta V you require to reach orbit

#

2000 km/s is for a lightweight rocket

dusty magnet
#

Its like knocking on a door

arctic eagle
#

Wait

silver mantle
#

delta V is a change in velocity

arctic eagle
#

Is that really how they do it??

silver mantle
#

not a measure of how much gas you have

simple siren
#

if watching people play Kerbal taught me anything we just need more engines

silver mantle
#

but its not

#

you just need enough change