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I once put together a sub using nothing but paper, masking tape and lots and lots of spaghetti
In summary
More garlic
ATUALLY
no
Too much garlic will overpower you and burn your outh
I'll overpower you
Garlic makes you STRONK
Gives you anti-vampire farts
well its being cooked into a sauce so its not like im eating it raw
i feel like Kylo Ren would belong on a "worst cooks" show
"onions don't make me cry its just the beauty of the dark side" hair flick
everyones like 'why are you cooking with no shirt on dude'
"Cuz it HELPS! π"
His nips are seasoning dispensers
whoops i forgot my new pots and pans heat up a lot faster π
workspace: cleaned up
paperwork: updated and saved
time until leave: 1 hour

for some reason, I have a strong craving for orange juice
oh fuck you now i want orange juice
well im almost done with my fud
@dusty magnet ayyyyy
ayyyyy
ayyyyy
oooojjjjjjjj
screwdriver
yeah good point aethena
enbooziast

ive actually never done the whole 'chug straight booze' stuff
always been more into mixology and making interesting new things
like apparently whiskey + eggnog is even better with some kahlua haha
aethena was a bartender in another life
you can imagine any party at my place is amazing just on food and drinks alone haha
too bad people are dumb and won't choose my place ever
aethena when are you gunna throw us a party?
I'll just take a glass of milk, I'm not much for alcohol unless it's a special occasion
well im kinda thinkin' it'd be nice to share all this spaghetti i made with ppl
did u make too much spaghett
i made like a family sized meal >_>
ive had local chocolate milk that was super creamy and delicious
it was almost a little too decadent
okay
so does anyone remember that strawberry milk that elementary schools used to serve
Ye
and i get into arguments with my friends over
well in my circle of friends its not the unpopular opinion haha
oh
im the only one who thinks its grose xD
FINALLY FINISHED WITH THIS TRACK! https://youtu.be/sTf80c9prWc
GARLKIC BREAD
How can you
:garlicbread:
π :garlic:
fuck
How can you forget garlic bread with spaghetti?????
idk cuz i didnt really plan this i kinda just came up with it
wow i got totally skipped
seriously a dislike
It's nice, though I usually prefer things that are more impact-y
That doesn't make much sense 
But yeah, I like
i yam tired
Hello tired I'm dad
it's just sad, i put hours work into this and this have no stats at all and first thing i get is a dislike
don't let them get you down @mint spear . It's amazing as always.
My pc crashed like 15 times just to create this. @dusty magnet
damn. it was worth it tho
i know the feeling tho i worked on several drawings for 14-ish hours and got barely a response or a negative one; rarely positive
but that's also why i stopped sharing my stuff
haha yeah it just got annoying
cuz i do like constructive criticism
like stuff that helps me improve not "why do you even bother drawing"
i looked into art discords but every one i found immediately came across as a bunch of elitist toxic ppl
ppl who would like look at the sistine chapel and be like 'sucks'
Yeah art specific ones are a no. I just do in unrelated ones lol
Like occAsionally here lmao
did you eat all the spaghetti
oh no way; i have lots of leftovers
oh good
im too lazy to cook all the time so i always make too much so i can eat it later and not have to put in too much effort π
one of my other fallbacks is enchilada lasanga xD
ooo
IT'S FROM AN UNRELEASED SOLO ALBUM FROM TEN YEARS AGO
sorry
I was gonna pm that so S0ul because he knows what I'm talking about xD
lol ok
it's 3 am, should i sleep?
probably
nahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ive been up till 5-6am so far this weekend haha
sleep if for the weak
yeah thats why i dont like dayshift; everyone is too normal
and that usually means i find them annoying
wow that's hella off-topic
well, if you read the rules you'd know they explicitly say not to self-promote blatantly
so...

you get a mischief man π
@bronze tartan Sorry mate, had to get rid of it.
fuck it's a shrine to santa
indeed
HAIL SANTA
This is a holiday parody of the Ghost song, Year Zero, off the album Infestissumam. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/hail-santa-parody-year-zero/id1...
hahha
its cool just gotta read them rules next time :3
Can I post the link without promoting which one to vote for? Id let you control your vote. I have confidence.
well that aint up to me you'd have to ask the staff
DMd π

melatonin doesnβt do anything dammit
i took like 2 an hour ago and Iβm still wide awake
It has pretty patchy results iirc
interesting
more birds are never a bad thing
We had one a few years back but the poor little dude died really soon afterwards
Got sick or something
where's birba claus
I'm here
ajsjdkfljglkjdfg

hello
I am pretty torn on whether or not I should purchase this game. i have seen a lot of mixed reviews. I recently completed my playthrough of subnautica and absolutely loved that game
I also enjoyed games like terratech, or modded minecraft
i buy pretty much every game that exists so i won't be helpful π
I need three chipmunks singing me Carol
Oh I don't want those
Christmas Christmas Time Is Here
Same
almost
Astronomy pic of the day
Earthrise 1: Historic Image Remastered
Explanation: "Oh my God! Look at that picture over there! Here's the Earth coming up. Wow is that pretty!" Soon after that pronouncement, 50 years ago today, one of the most famous images ever taken was snapped from the orbit of the Moon. Now known as "Earthrise", the iconic image shows the Earth rising above the limb of the Moon, as taken by the crew of Apollo 8. But the well-known Earthrise image was actually the second image taken of the Earth rising above the lunar limb -- it was just the first in color. With modern digital technology, however, the real first Earthrise image -- originally in black and white -- has now been remastered to have the combined resolution and color of the first three images. Behold! The featured image is a close-up of the picture that Apollo 8 astronaut Bill Anders was talking about. Thanks to modern technology and human ingenuity, now we can all see it. (Historical note: A different historic black & white image of the Earth setting behind the lunar limb was taken by the robotic Lunar Orbiter 1 two years earlier.)
thank you gunter
@silver mantle Thank you order to it was hungover a NMS ARG theory one of pig's
yes earthrise was part of the ARG
Indeed
personally as far as kids using computers I used DOS when I was 6 and it went pretty well π
i even knew how to use a "boot disk"; though at times i forget how bizarre that is compared to today's standards π
@mint spear FWIW - this is the "their own" part I was speaking on. That's the one part I don't agree with. If a child is old enough to understand/show that they can take care of a piece of hardware, they should be able to own their own PC.
π
π
Right, but you said it in the negative connotation of that second line instead of showing both sides of it. Also - I'm slightly offended by "I get the feeling you get in a lot of fights with Autistic people."
But that's neither here nor there. I'll leave it alone
Yes, I know that.
Enjoy your night, Square. I've got to get back to work.
Eats popcorn
Hey um square Im pretty sure Joseph had to leave and logged off
XD
XD
rip korvax prime
can we have an F for respect
Yup
Yeah that would be pretty cool
Everything okay in here?
that is a good question
buried in spaghetti
Oh hai leon
yo
LEON YOU LIVE!
It's almost 11 for me
oof
Lucky
Yis
I still have to wait a full day
:(
Bee I hope you do become a mod
i have to shower for work like...now, but that's gonna be put off for a lil' bit

goodish thing is short shift today/tomorrow
thats good
Most trial mods end up becoming regular mods
And uhh
There's only one regular mod on now
Hi woop
Vince, u're our mod
I'm the best mod 
so goodnight friends
night Spaceman!
Night Spaceman 
Milk go to bed 
Hello mods bee is beeing bad
BuckarooButler#3210 BuckarooButler#3210 has been muted from text and voice chat.
Shit I didn't plan on that working
Trial mods can't ban π€·
Time for a revolution
Revowlooshun
Reee
Server so quiet
Christmas is near
And I haven't gotten any gifts from santa yeeet
Anyone else get gifts from santa!?
Thought the fat man only came on christmas eve
He doesn't get paid enough for that
He barely makes 50k a year
#SantaLivesMatter
No u
Please don't trap him
#FreeSanta
I will

Aw damn :/
It's okay.
@dusty magnet im watching Star Trek atm
Which one?
the next gen
why were you askin for me?
@dusty magnet?
i wasn't in a hurry haha
now it's existential
The server was quiet lol
(Ping the trainees all you want lol)
oh hahhaha expect more activity now i was distracted
what is Festive Beeing
Laying in bed
I am tired
im at my computer playing Interface music
you should watch "A Talking Cat?!?"
or yknow my personal favorite
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
if you can complete all 3 challenges i can idk buy you half your steam wishlist
he doesnt know π
Steam Santa Claus is real!
so you have to make it through the opening credits
Of?
Oh it's a movie?
Birdemic: Shock and Terror
How long is it
its a 'movie'
an hour and 40 min i think?
but considering the opening credits are like 20 min its worth its own challenge
I'll check it out
lol
no its uh barely produced
Hahaha
its horrible because of how bad its made?
it's a wonder it's even digital?
im actually backing out of this
I don't think I even have anything on my steam wish list anyways 
i dont wanna waste your time
JonTron did an episode about it
if you just watch that you get the gist
there was a sequel that holds one of the longest single sessions of absolute laugher i've ever had in my life during any media
Haha that's great
when they described why they wrote out an insignificant character from the first movie
i lost it
i figure none of you people have steam wishlists cuz ive made this steam santa thing public
and the only dude who added me was Kev
Hahaha
...but...i've got a wishlist.... π’
You mentioned it and somehow it didn't click that I should add you
you can add me dude idc if you're an admin
i love giving gifts way more than receiving them
I just was kinda like "damn I wish we was friends on steam"
You and me both. Aethena
don't ever buy me anything on my list hahaha
What's on your list?
Sidenote: IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY AM I GETTNG SO MANY CALLS....... π‘
calls from who?
Nurses.
Added you :)
Apparently the system knows it's Christmas Eve also...
Get on Aethenas level, bois...
im one card off from getting a winter 2018 badge too
dont worry my main steam friend Toast is at lvl 50
and a dude i once healed a lot in KF2 and added me is level 222
though idk how legit he is
I was legal to drink 4 levels ago
Highest steam level I saw was like 600 something
what Joe seriously
Yep.
you dont have The Long Dark?
I don't
Outer Wilds β€
I was waiting for my check this week and was going to check my wishlist
Excited for Outer Wilds. Seems like my type of game
imagine Myst meets NMS meets KSP
oooh
I'm excited for Outer Worlds π
Same
Oh?
it was a student project
curios - I like cabinets π
and can give an idea of what the full game may be
I'll check it out when I have time
Wait what is outer wilds?
Yes.
Outer Wilds is an open world mystery about a solar system trapped in an endless time loop. Welcome to the Space Program!You're the newest recruit of Outer Wilds Ventures, a fledgling space program searching for answers in a strange, constantly evolving solar system. Mysteries...
TBD
300 degrees
Yes
Bee are you cooked
Monch
yes
Broiler temp lol
I did say it was hot in here
π
SMH I can't sleep
weren't my first time
Becomes bear grylls
Grylled bear.
Yum
bee i can't sleep either because gamer is drinking his own piss
What
What
uhhhh
what
lol
have you literally never watched bear grylls?
Are you. Drunk
Love the reference.
I have
Oh
well he does it in basically every episode
Hated the show.
I just change the channel when he eats gross stuff
I grew up on Survivorman
10 y/o me fucking loved it
because yes im drunk but this misunderstanding is confusing at the same time
Survivorman was good too
10 y/o me loved it
i hate how gamer already knows
but literally if you're looking away? yeah he does it a lot
Les Stroud was a damn genius when it came to survival techniques.
its a common joke about the guy
Survivor man was great too
I was gonna drink a bit earlier but it smelled bad so I didnt
Les Stroud is actually a survivor
like he taught classes and shit
Survivorpeople
There was that one dude who got sued for not censoring a girl on Naked and Afraid
Oh I don't watch any of the documentary channels anymore
Yeah me neither
hmmm i like to watch well produced movies
this is why the Long Dark is the only real survivor game
I rarely watch tv now. I'll keep it on in the background for noise, but that's really it.
you literally do sometimes have to make the decision to move or hold up
and you don't know which one will mean death
and its not because of zombies or monsters
i die more often going to sleep
will i strike out and try to get to place A that may or may not offer better resources?
or will i try to live as long as I can in place B
there's a reason there's an achievement for nights survived outside π
sales pitch over :3
meanwhile all my ships in Napolean: Total War surrendered
and it was annoying to me until I remembered I had picked France
Hey that's me
Yis
i have no blankets
Human blankets are the best
I have a heater going under my desk because my building likes to run the AC when it's 30F outside
Yeah actually they can get really hot
i just have my desktop in my bedroom
and it doubles as my heater
its almost a little too good sometimes
Me too aethena
Plus my step mom likes to crank up the heat to like 75
Which is way too warm
Welcome in Woop
I once spilled some water in here and it froze in mid-air
i really feel like you're exaggerating
only cuz your name is Vince
and he does that
Hmm I'm inclined to agree with aethena
i am content in my room with no socks
theyre nice in steel toed boods
If I breathe it's solid ice
the calluses on my heels speak to it haha
My room is very cold
Woop try taking a piss
to be fair i was born in Colorado
my definition of cold is different than other people
i find camping temperature comfortable
Oregon has been unnatually warm this year...
so is WA
It's a shame
i worry about the passes cuz the snowfall determines my ability to snowboard
although i prolly wont go this break after all :c
I've gone once so far and I really really wanna go again
well i aint no snowbunny
so if you're okay with someone 5x as good as you at
everything
i do wanna try Hood
I can hardly stay on my feet
ik i taught a girl i liked a couple years back
when i finally got atop a hill and boarded down
she was like 'how the fuck are you so graceful at that'
my dad is a 50 year veteran of skiing; and the principles are very similar
and i listen to advice
@arctic eagle, is there an icedevimon in ur room?
no im just not there
No I just have a very, very good fan
i didn't think i was that cold π³
What's a devimon
Aww
Whoa
Dw leon, this fan is mechanical and goes woooshwoooshwooosh
lol
fan noise fan noise fan noise fan noise
i wish there were more silly looking mechanical fans
Guys I was just told I'm cool
like an elephant face fan with the blades being its ears swirling
look at me joker voice
best worst feature would be occasional elephant noises emanating from it
omg bee
fantastic
steam is dying
uhh, did u try boiling more water?
nah its just that theyre being stupid af
or like burning more so the water keeps boiling
saunas can only work so well
gabe newell is eating too much pizza again
Christmas pizza
i bet gabe newell eats pizza
π
why is it being so dumb
Whut is
Steam
bless you
i think that all the regular idiots are flooding the server and ruining my ability to use it
Use steam?
yeah it wont even let me buy things for myself now
Did you try turning it off and back on again
yes 4 times
It works, trust me I'm an IT intern proffesional
π€·
everyones just a jelly brained
they do whatever cuz its the right or wrong day or time
if i wait 2 days it'll be fine again
Tru
Hi milk
just means you have to wait a little longer bee
UwU
I'm tired, but the countdown must go on @dusty magnet

my xmas wont even be on the 25th
im kinda excited to be alone for both days
who knows what could happen
Time will tell 
yeah its ok
lol

Ngl you're wrong
Or johhny debit card, he's pretty good
well the problem is
There's too many toasters
this will get you to the same place
but this isn't fake
Baroness' PURPLE available here: Vinyl / CD: http://smarturl.it/baronessstore iTunes: http://smarturl.it/ipurple Amazon: http://smarturl.it/apurple Spotify: ...
You fell and you cant get up?
well this band almost all died in a car accident
Yikes
i feel like this is a lot of things you shouldn't say on a date π

You have to say urinate*
No that's not true I've done that on both my recent dates
and its not even the real problem with it! haha
Maybe that's why I'm single
and i dont
I'm completely oblivious
i could tell you why i struggle but its dumb
Wym?
im single because im too smart and too gay
Phrasing dude....
It's out of context π©
fake news
lol
Festive bee but out of context
my problem is that i didn't accept that the girl i liked's boyfriend didnt see us messing around as 'cheating' but that wasn't good enough for me
cuz its too ignorant
is that too real?
good morning
yes
if you did it it would be
Makes you feel more valued

Make them gay?
that doesn't work for one
Wot
Welp it's 2am, i'll be up in like 9 hours to continue spamming christmas countdowns. See y'all later
bai

See ya milkman
See my problem is that every girl I end up liking ends up being gay
And I'm just like 
i really wish i had that problem
Hahaha
i also wish every guy i knew was gay
cuz that would make my life amazingly easy yknow?
but i kinda get it
every time i even think some unattainable dude is really cool
like Nightmind
he is gay
and im like oh
what's wrong with me
Wait r u gay or bi?
Nightmind is gay?
im bi but on the scale im 3/4 gay
Ahhh
yes he has a boyfriend
Gotcha
did you not watch the livestream tonite?
it came up
he has a great voice tho ,,,
oh sorry to spoil that then haha
next thing yknow frederik knudsen is too even tho he's really hot
yeah and his documentaries don't have anything to do with that
except they do
try out "down the rabbit hole" if you haven't already
Ohh, I have
Annnd y'all lost me
bee its also better and more informative than you can get on TV
But I'm straight?? π
these are legit documentaries on YT
I'm also straight but fuck if someone is hot, they're hot
which is the worst thing
Yeah ig that's true woop
dont mention to hex but my ex of 6 years was british
def a diff mindset
a refreshing one
Why not mention to hex? π
I mean I won't I'm just curious why that was so important
cuz i dont wanna be interrogated about british culture
Ooh haha
they eat beans on bread
HEY
i dont wanna go there
BEANS ON TOAST IS FUCJIN GOOD
Which honestly sounds kinda good tbh
well if you come from my ex's part of the country
Tbf tho our president is an Oompa Loompa...
west midlands
they also don't make any fuckin sense
its slurred and weird
the guy from Shaun of the Dead?
yeah
it doesn't make sense cos the midlands is a myth
its not a myth the most beautiful girls live there
Australia is a myth
I do not have a Manc acceny
you aren't named James are you?
Oi woop you live kinda near Syndicate
I'm not named James, no
Omg you guys wanna know something crazy??
i mean my gf said my accent was hot
no
Oh?
What's the crazy thing, bee?
So a few years ago I met a dude from Oxford while playing xbox and we became pretty good friends. Anyway, one day he was telling me about an appointment he had with his psychiatrist, and for some reason he had mentioned the psychiatrist's name... Turns out his psychiatrist is the mom of one of the kids I went to middle school with
im at 1/2 of my drink; im prolly gonna throw up all of my guts tonite so i wanna knowww
oh
Ok so so many messages
Small world huh?
Anything interesting
gamers slow
Gamer read what I sent
No I was busy watching shows
Right?
you should be busy paying attention to me
Just randomly met the dude playing BO2 or some shit
Anyway, yeah, I don't think anyone has heard me talk and I don't know my own accent so I can't describe it
But I assure you it is NOT a manc accent
my accent is "bland american"
Everyone hop into a VC π
no
Yeah good point
its easier for me to type than talk
Hahaha
but i guess if you really want to
You struggling a bit?
Oh I am gonna go back to watching it. I am too confused to join this convo
the only reason i can type is because i wrote over 700 pages for a failed novel
Gamer nooo π
failed novel gamer
You gotta market it
Even a failed stuff can turn a profit if you market it
Ok break time over. Gonna go back. Later all.
bai
<3 gamer
its just cuz he couldn't argue with my premise
OOH OOH
I THOUGHT I HAD IT ALL TOGETHERRR
But iii was led astray
The day you walked awayy
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im talkin about this guy's speech
I'm not really familiar with it either but became popular with tiktok
I usually don't ask my followers to bow, honestly. Maybe because I don't have any followers
well when he appeared; the world was going to come to an end
what would you say? yes we'll die
or would you fight against that fate

oh
Also does that mean he's a bad guy who wants to end the world or a good guy who wants to save it?
i should prolly stop talking about it
Because he seems like one hell of a fight
he wants to end it
Ahh, okay
the beauty of Almaska is undeniable
SMH I should prolly sleep
Oh, goodnight bee
should
I didn't say I was gunna
Nah, I've just never been great at conversation 
im gonna stop i promise!
im not gonna talk about any of it
so we can talk about something else
If you wanna
What about radioactivity
no i dont wanna be the one who kills chat ffs
I'm still here. Just sort of lost in thought.
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive just came on 
I'd like to feel radioactive warmth honestly
i dont know anything about radiation
Neither
idk what you're talking about
But it's warm
I think my phone is listening to my brain
They're like sticks of fire that are 5000000000x more powerful
i dont even know how fire works
I wonder if I could make a uranium sword
Fire just is
fire noise
you can easily make a uranium sword
Oh this is actually one of the few things I know. Fire requires heat, fuel, and oxygen
what's oxygen?
It's the breathy stuff
Haha yeah
If you go AAAAAH you get lots and then HOOOOO and you make carbon dioxide
Breathing is wack
well the world is flat
It's actually uhh
No it's a donut
Where's that damn picture
π©
one wonders
Oh shit I want a donut
how does one enter orbit?
Toothbrush
you turn ................
Oh yeah that too
you turn 45 degrees against the rotation of the Earth to save fuel
But I was thinking like that company orbit that makes toothbrushes
With consent, preferably
it takes 9-0
90% of your fuel to reach orbit
and 10% to do anything else
die to the gravity of Earth being 9.81 ms^2
*due
Oh woah
the more fuel you add, the more weight you have
If I hit my sternum it's really loud
So that's how the crafty lads at NASA did it
therefore the more delta V you require to reach orbit
2000 km/s is for a lightweight rocket
Its like knocking on a door
Wait
delta V is a change in velocity
Is that really how they do it??
not a measure of how much gas you have
if watching people play Kerbal taught me anything we just need more engines










