#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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open bane
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"wait, there shouldn't be light this deep"
eyeball starts to tractor beam you in

glass sleet
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tfw kubo and the two strings

sterile tartan
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What if the sky and space are secretly an ocean and that's why we can't breathe in space. They lied

open bane
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wind ocean

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well not space

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void ocean

mint spear
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🤔

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We just need to work out how not to be born.

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Can breathe in water until you take your first air breathe.

glass sleet
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well, no

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you have that pesky thing called the umbilical cord

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you can breathe in water right now too, but it'd be the last thing you'd do

mint spear
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😦

sterile tartan
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You know what's weird. Air bubbles. I found an air bubble while swimming that was huge. Realized after I came up to surface that I could probably have breathed a little there

mint spear
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This isn't Sonic.

night bobcat
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You sure?

glass sleet
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until you realize how much you breathe, and that bubble goes bye-bye in a quarter second

mint spear
sterile tartan
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Air bubbles exist irl Hex

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True Kaz

night bobcat
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Lol

mint spear
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Wow

glass sleet
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then you breathe in water.

mint spear
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I would never have guessed that.

glass sleet
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which is Not Good™

night bobcat
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That’s why he told you

mint spear
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Also, most of the "air bubbles" in water are methane IIRC.

glass sleet
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unless you're like me and just WaNt To DiE

mint spear
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So, just breathe in a fart.

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Same thing

pseudo bramble
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lmao

mint spear
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No Kaz plz 😦

silent wagon
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Do it

mint spear
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I don't wanna breathe in any farts thank you very much.

magic cloak
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Lmao

glass sleet
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but that's someone's fetish

magic cloak
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This chat is hilarious

pseudo bramble
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easier way, stick a hose inside your ass and uhmm, yeah... ok, I stop here

mint spear
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O_O

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Human balloon

glass sleet
mint spear
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I feel like I know that game but I can't for the life of me work out what game it is.

glass sleet
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Dig Dug

mint spear
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Duh, of course it is.

magic cloak
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I am actually making a walking simulator In unity

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It's pretty easy apparently

mint spear
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I'd love to know how to use Unity.

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I got a head full of ideas and no way to attempt them./

magic cloak
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With your hands ofcourse

mint spear
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😏

magic cloak
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Me neither

open bane
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Same tho

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I downloaded Unity and I sorta started

magic cloak
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It was mostly ytube tutorial

open bane
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But I haven't had time to dedicate

magic cloak
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Moddingnms did help learn how stuff worked

open bane
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That's good

mint spear
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It just never clicked with me. =\

magic cloak
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Currently it's just a field of grass with trees and rocks

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I need to find a way to make it change after a certain distance

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So you simply walk

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The longer you walk,the more variety you encounter

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😩

mint spear
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You building to learn?

magic cloak
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Mostly for fun

open bane
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If you can find a way to track distance from the starting point you could just use that as a modifier for spawn rates or something

magic cloak
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Yeah that's one way

open bane
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That assumes you're doing some sort of procedural solution tho

magic cloak
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It's like those 2d side scrollers.. except it's 3d

open bane
magic cloak
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It's very nascent at this point tbh

open bane
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Yeah I have ideas but no idea how to implement them haha

mint spear
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I even tried GoDot cause I heard that was easy to learn/play with.

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Still never quite clicked properly with me.

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Best I managed was setting a background and creating a path.

undone moat
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hooray my master cylinder's fucked

night bobcat
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That’s not a hooray thing

pseudo bramble
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tried searching for a context but failed

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what cylinder?

night bobcat
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The brake master cylinder is one of the most important components found on modern car braking systems. It serves as the main valve that pushes brake fluid through the brake lines so that the brake calipers can squeeze the pads against the rotors. It functions by pushing a metal rod through a cylinder to force fluid through the braking system to the wheels. One end of this rod is attached to the pedal and is actuated when the pedal is depressed.

undone moat
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the master cylinder is the pump that pumps brake fluid to the brakes. If it goes out, you don't get any pressure to the-

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all that, yeah

pseudo bramble
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oh, your car, yeah... you mentioned about repairing it before

undone moat
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it's a constant cycle of repair ThisIsFine

night bobcat
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Does explain the brakes

undone moat
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I'm planning on buying a new car in 6 months

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don't know if I want another truck though, modern trucks are too expensive and flashy

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I've been looking at the Golf GTR but I'm really just poking around.

mint spear
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holyshit i convert paul - the journey to midi and it's fucking acurrate i'll make my own arrangement of it

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lol

pseudo bramble
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what sequencer is that @mint spear ?

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I'm thinking about acquring a license for FL Studio and start composing some songs to see how it goes

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Ahh, Ableton

mint spear
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I'm an orchestral trailer guy, so i need a lot of instrumental samples, wich is why i chose for Ableton
and it let me play clips when i want

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you can make a beat under one minute

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no joke

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Wait, that's your job?

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That's dope as fuck

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no

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Oh

pseudo bramble
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Do you need to buy some instrument pack?

mint spear
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just hobby

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It's still dope as fuck.

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You can try a trial

pseudo bramble
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I'm also up for orchestral

mint spear
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I started learning production software since.. what? .. 10 year's old.

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and i'm 19 now

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Even after a rough work day and my back hurts alot i still have the urge to compose

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i'm just addicted to composing

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I'm addicted to meth.

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meth?

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Yeah it's like candy.

night bobcat
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No

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No

mint spear
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Also, music production always intrigued me.

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Again, I wouldn't know where to begin with it.

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i just wanted to play piano and downloaded fl

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but hadn't a single decent piano in it

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lel

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in the stock version

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that's my journey in nutshell

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but now i'm loyal to ableton

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it's my wife

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no touchie

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hahaha

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so basically i wanted to play piano since i was 10 but didn't had one so downloaded production software

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that's how it all started

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It looks a fun hobby.

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My hobby is writing PHP, it's almost literally what I do all of the time.

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My job and hobby.

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Man, what a luxury to have your job as hobby

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I agree fully tbh.

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i'm jealous

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I know that sounds very bragging like but I genuinely enjoy what I do.

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I'd love another hobby to take a break from it though.

pseudo bramble
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you like programming or PHP specifically?

mint spear
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I never really learned anything else.

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I got around 16 years experience.

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Too deep to change now.

pseudo bramble
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whoa, that's plenty

mint spear
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are you ever brainwashed by those codes

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Kinda, I'm always pushing to learn new things.

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I learn something new everyday so my day isn't wasted.

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That's nice, i try to learn something new everyday

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It's a great way to get some positivity.

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I assume you learn music production stuffs for the most part?

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yes

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i'm learning music to picture

magic cloak
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Does pepper expire?

open bane
mint spear
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Dried no, fresh yes.

magic cloak
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The pepper powder I bought has a expiry date

mint spear
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Then no, no expiry.

magic cloak
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Wat then why does it have a date?

mint spear
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Regulations

magic cloak
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Oh

mint spear
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Salt and water also have dates.

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Honey too

magic cloak
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Well water gets stale doesn't it

pseudo bramble
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just don't leave it open to take humidity

magic cloak
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After a while

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Unless it's like hermetically sealed

mint spear
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Yeah as soon as it's opened it goes stale.

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Can stay in a bottle indefinitely.

pseudo bramble
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I already drank water expired two years ago. So yeah, only after opened

open bane
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If it's a plastic bottle there can be contamination

mint spear
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GLass bottle

magic cloak
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Well I don't know if I should throw the old pepper powder.its apparently expired like three months ago.i never used it

mint spear
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Yes Zoid

open bane
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yeah lol

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It's probably fine gamer

mint spear
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No, it's dried.

open bane
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If it smells fine

mint spear
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It's fine

magic cloak
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Hmmm ok

open bane
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They just put arbitrary dates on things

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Like maybe don't wait 20 years

mint spear
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Hahaha

magic cloak
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Never knew those

open bane
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but a few months after expiry is ok

magic cloak
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Llmao

dusty magnet
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yam is here

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i yam

open bane
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beeyam

dusty magnet
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woo

open bane
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myeebbee

magic cloak
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Bee trailer is next week

mint spear
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Do programmers guaranteed get their income ?

magic cloak
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Bee ready

dusty magnet
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bee ready

open bane
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what do you mean Zentrey?

pseudo bramble
mint spear
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There are carreers like music production, and it's not guaranteed income, so it's purely on how much success you have

pseudo bramble
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well... you can be a freelancer

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or a company employee

open bane
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If you have a salaried position you are guaranteed income

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As far as you maintain the position ofc

mint spear
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i see

open bane
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But you can do freelance work as well

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Or contractor work

mint spear
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Yep

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More freedom but no guaranteed income.

dusty magnet
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my dad works as a programmer. he does not always get paid cause people flake out

mint spear
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50% deposit my dude.

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I don't start until I got 50% payment in my bank.

dusty magnet
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sorry i should be more specific. he runs his own company

pseudo bramble
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or per hour income?

mint spear
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I run my own business too.

open bane
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Hex can you send me a 50% deposit real quick

dusty magnet
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yes me too

magic cloak
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Send me too

dusty magnet
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together we can have 150%

mint spear
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Sure, sign contracts.

open bane
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okay

mint spear
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Also, you'd be paying me money.

dusty magnet
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i cant yet

mint spear
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Cause I don't need any work

dusty magnet
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im not 18

open bane
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wait no

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that's not what I wanted

magic cloak
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I am not 18 either

mint spear
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I complete the work

dusty magnet
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heck

open bane
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I'm 23

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No

mint spear
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Hahaha

open bane
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I'll do work for you

magic cloak
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No you give us money

open bane
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You need this

dusty magnet
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what if you complete the work then send me the money

open bane
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Just gimme 50%

night bobcat
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💰

open bane
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and the rest later

mint spear
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But yeah, I do 50% upfront then 10%+10%+30%.

open bane
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Actually you know what, 50% discount just for you

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Just send me the 50% now and don't worry about the rest

dusty magnet
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wowo how generous

mint spear
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OH WOW

open bane
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principal cost is $10k

pseudo bramble
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lmao

open bane
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So just toss me $5k

mint spear
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I can NOT turn that down.

open bane
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Forget about the rest, I gotchu

mint spear
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Pay me and I won't work for you

night bobcat
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Account number?

open bane
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3

magic cloak
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1234

night bobcat
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K

pseudo bramble
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credit card number?

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for reference

open bane
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4

mint spear
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4739572995739395

magic cloak
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9797971313

night bobcat
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Just out of curiosity, what’s your favorite pets name?

magic cloak
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Fishy

night bobcat
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Shoulda guessed

magic cloak
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Yes

mint spear
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Bobo

magic cloak
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If each billionaire on earth gave me a million dollars each I will be a billionaire too

mint spear
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GOOD point

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If everyone on Earth gave me a penny I would be rich

magic cloak
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Have you seen crazy rich Asians movie

night bobcat
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You would have a fuck ton of penny wrapping to do

magic cloak
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No it won't work that waysean you will have 70 million $

mint spear
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70million in pennies seems like too much effort.

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Good

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No

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Nobody would accept that 😩

magic cloak
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So Have you seen crazy rich Asians movie

mint spear
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No

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No

magic cloak
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It's fucking great

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😩

mint spear
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Oh

magic cloak
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See it

mint spear
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Where can I see it?

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Is it on the Netflix?

magic cloak
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If you like romantic comedy

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Yes

mint spear
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Oh no, I don't like either of them things.

night bobcat
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Romcom lover

magic cloak
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I mean it doesn't focus on that

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It's about rich af those people are

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It's so awesome

mint spear
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Ok, I'll give it a chance.

magic cloak
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Romance is like 5% of the movie tbh

mint spear
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I once watched The Lakehouse and I loved that movie.

open bane
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Hex I haven't received your payment

mint spear
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Made me cry like a bitch

open bane
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For services rendered

mint spear
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Oh sorry Zoid, hang on.

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Hex give me money

open bane
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tahnks

pseudo bramble
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He's extorting you Hex

mint spear
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No, Zoid would never do that.

open bane
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No I will provide a service

magic cloak
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The author of book which the movie is made of is a billionaire .so it's based on his life

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So like whatever ya see in the movie is like his account of his life

pseudo bramble
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@open bane someone took what you said sideways

mint spear
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🤔

open bane
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that's okay

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Better than reverse

pseudo bramble
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ouch

magic cloak
mint spear
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Oh

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That hurt

dusty magnet
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yowchers

mint spear
magic cloak
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Bee are you ready for trailer next week

dusty magnet
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lol my boss is letting me use his computer as my labrat

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cause im building a new script

magic cloak
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It's going to be biggest cross over in marvel universe

dusty magnet
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wait what trailer

magic cloak
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Thanksgiving apparently

mint spear
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Captain Iron Man

magic cloak
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Infinity war

mint spear
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Oh that

dusty magnet
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oh theres a new one?

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wait that came out last year

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or no

magic cloak
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Lol you didn't see infinity war?

dusty magnet
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spring

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no i did

magic cloak
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Then how do you ask this question GWeulixThonk

dusty magnet
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i dunno i havent paid much attention to the MCU

night bobcat
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I mean, we all know how it ends

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Or we think we do

magic cloak
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It ends with a giant fishy eating thanos hand

night bobcat
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That’s right

mint spear
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Wow

night bobcat
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Spoilers next time though

magic cloak
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My phone keeps changing thanos to thanks

mint spear
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Hmmmm

magic cloak
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Thanos

mint spear
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NP

magic cloak
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Pretty crazy

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Expect a tweet soon

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From marvel

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And then a count down will start

torpid dust
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I'm still expecting it to be called Avengers Eternal

night bobcat
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Infinity war part 2: Spidey is back

torpid dust
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that'd be cheesy lol

night bobcat
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Whoever gets the gauntlet can just snap their fingers and put everything back

dusty magnet
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Infinity War part 2: Just Kidding.

mint spear
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They can just

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Unsnap

torpid dust
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reverse snap

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snip

dusty magnet
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snip snap

torpid dust
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sec

dusty magnet
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uh

mint spear
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Okay what the fuck

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<@&233305774745583618>

dusty magnet
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this is not epic

dire saddle
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banned

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

mint spear
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Is that all it takes?

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FFS

dusty magnet
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what happened to kaz

mint spear
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The nerve of some people

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I've been trying for so long to get banned and all I needed to do was @ the mods?

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😐

dusty magnet
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do it

mint spear
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OK

torpid dust
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I straight up missed it because I was doing a meme

dusty magnet
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nyyxxx

mint spear
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Some ass was harassing Kaz

dusty magnet
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what happened to kaz

torpid dust
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Not sure yet, it's an ongoing situation

dusty magnet
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ah

mint spear
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I heard Bee send him nudes.

torpid dust
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Guys it's almost time for my leak of Infinity War Part 2

dusty magnet
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that is false

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im telling on you hex

mint spear
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Nyx, are you memeing infinity war part 2?

torpid dust
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Maybe

mint spear
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Hahahaha

torpid dust
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It's an un-snap

mint spear
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I hope it's Wonce levels of shit posting.

torpid dust
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it definitely isn't

mint spear
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I think that could be a good thing tbf

torpid dust
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I'm glad snapchat added a reverse features

glass sleet
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...

mint spear
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Unsnap

glass sleet
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glad my lunch got interrupted by that

torpid dust
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Sorry about that Kaz, the guy's banned now

glass sleet
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don't be, not your fault.

dusty magnet
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we love you kaz

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dont let the haters get to you

glass sleet
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(though i am not sure how much worse this day can get... again)

mint spear
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Bee said he'll give you a massage if it'll help.

dusty magnet
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i did?

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i did.

night bobcat
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I saw it

glass sleet
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i would advise against that.

mint spear
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Oh 😦

dusty magnet
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i did not

glass sleet
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you'd rather not catch whatever illness i have right now.

dusty magnet
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why is day bad kaz?

glass sleet
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it's... not pleasant. especially having to come in to work anyways because that one critical server the entire company depends on went down over the weekend.

dusty magnet
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oh jesus

mint spear
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And they blamed it on you?

glass sleet
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in short, bee:

  • Wake up to my dog puking on me. Not fun.
  • Wake up to a sore throat and a pretty bad runny nose.
  • Server that went down Friday at 5 is still down, and this is Black Friday week, so no damn logistics are working
  • Get into arguments with admins/mods because I feel horrible and am in a horrible mood
  • Ragequit server because i just didn't want to deal with mod drama on top of being sick
  • Under administrative review for ragequitting server.
  • Still sick, can't go home
  • Server is back up but everyone is going "omhgeeee its tooo slowwww"
mint spear
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Ok that's a pretty bad day.

dusty magnet
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damn sorry kaz 😦

glass sleet
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  • Out of tea, boss won't let me leave to starbucks to get more, coffee shop across street is closed.
dusty magnet
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NOT THE TEA

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fuck dude actually

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tea is like my life

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that sucks

glass sleet
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so yeah today sucks

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i just want to go home and forget all of this

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oh, yes, and:

  • can't ask cute girl out for lunch because i'm sick
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and like three other things

mint spear
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😦

covert knoll
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Ask her out, get her sick

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Be sick together

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????

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True love

mint spear
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Wow

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Excuse to cuddle.

arctic eagle
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That's pretty sick

mint spear
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It's fine as long as he asks for permission first.

covert knoll
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It's not fine.

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But they do say suffering together builds emotional connections.

glass sleet
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emotional connections can both be positive and negative

covert knoll
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True

mint spear
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That's true

covert knoll
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Being sick sucks

glass sleet
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and the office is cold af because "durr heating is more expensive than AC"

covert knoll
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Fight cold with cold

glass sleet
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i am not getting everyone in the office sick

covert knoll
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I'm happy to work at a place with caring compassionate people, and heating and cooling.

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It's dope.

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Like today I had to go take my pet to the vet, kinda came up as an emergency.

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Bosses were like "ya ok, think you'll be back before the end of the day....? Know what, doesn't matter. Let us know what happens."

fickle obsidian
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stomachs, not even once

mint spear
covert knoll
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Stomachs suck

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Let's start a petition to abolish stomachs

mint spear
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Yeah!

dusty magnet
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Screw stomachs

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That's a weird word

torpid dust
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Dude my people were awesome in Ancient Times

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There's about 500 of them all over Scotland, carved stone balls from the Neolithic era. Balls with patterns made just from hitting one rock with another rock

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Nobody knows what they were used for, but it's awesome that Neolithic Celts could do that

night bobcat
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Smuggle one out for me

torpid dust
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I wish, all the ones discovered are locked away in museums

fickle obsidian
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they had a lot of time on their hands

night bobcat
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We just gotta dance through the laser beams, or use gymnastics

torpid dust
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lmao

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but yeah, ancient people were so cool

fickle obsidian
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you always win ancient artifacts through gymnastics tournaments

dusty magnet
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Nyx go discover one

night bobcat
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Yes

fickle obsidian
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make one and act like you discovered it

night bobcat
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Bang some rocks together

torpid dust
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I wish I had the skill to make one

open bane
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butt plugs

torpid dust
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I sadly am not a talented ancient celt stonesmith

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I'm but a shadow of my former people

night bobcat
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Not too late

torpid dust
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True, in the video there's a guy who made one

covert knoll
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Carve rocks with dinosaurs on them and say they proof evolution is fake

night bobcat
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It’s at Aberdeen university

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Low security

torpid dust
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lmao

open bane
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🕵

covert knoll
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Just 3d print one, no?

torpid dust
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but that's not in the spirit of things Name 😩

night bobcat
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I want a real one

covert knoll
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Print it out of clay

mint spear
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🤔

torpid dust
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I bet my ancestors made like, 50 at least

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somewhere along the line

covert knoll
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Made one, duplicated the rest.

torpid dust
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I need The Doctor to be real so I can nick a TARDIS and go back to ancient Scotland

dusty magnet
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nyx are you scottish?

torpid dust
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I'm from England, but I'm partially of Scottish descent

dusty magnet
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nioice

torpid dust
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I'm like 1/3rd Scots Gael

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1/3rd Anglo Saxon

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and 1/3rd Irish Celt

dusty magnet
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i think im like 1/3 black irish

torpid dust
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I'm just as white as white can be

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unless I were Scandinavian

mint spear
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I'm 1/3 human

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1/3 epic

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And 2/3 sans

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Wow that's atleast 4/3

fickle obsidian
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nyx saying you need a time machine is so much faster than referencing dr. who

dusty magnet
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yes but its not as fun

mint spear
torpid dust
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I'd rather specifically a TARDIS though @fickle obsidian

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much more homely

fickle obsidian
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a time machine can be anything

mint spear
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A camera is technically a time machine.

covert knoll
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I am 1/1 human, of human decent.

mint spear
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You can fool other people but you can't fool me.
I don't believe you.

covert knoll
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I am human!

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I have Name

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A human name

mint spear
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🤔

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My human name was given to me by my mother.

covert knoll
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Err uhm.. yes!

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Mother gave me my human name

torpid dust
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Listening to ASMR on spotify and it’s like “Playing Suggested Track” And it’s a Rita Ora song

open bane
#

wait spotify has asmr

dusty magnet
#

hex what is your human name

torpid dust
#

I wish Spotify wouldn’t do that without me asking on mobile

#

Yep Zoid

open bane
dusty magnet
#

im listening to the interstellar soundtrack

silent wagon
#

Tf is asmr

open bane
#

My boi raffy starts uploading again and now this

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It's like

#

When someone has a soft voice and it's really relaxing and makes you feel warm and sleepy

mint spear
#

My human name is Charlotte.

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What is your human name Bee?

dusty magnet
#

henlo

open bane
#

Noah

#

😏

dusty magnet
#

my human name is Noah

#

HECK

mint spear
#

Noah the Festive Bee.

dusty magnet
#

HE HACKERMAN

torpid dust
#

Nobody knows my human name 😉

open bane
#

actually it was in the extralife link you sent me

dusty magnet
#

shhh

open bane
#

Shut up tank engine

dusty magnet
#

ive also said it so many times on here lol

open bane
#

My real name isn't Dan

torpid dust
#

Oof

mint spear
#

Nah for real my human name is Shaun.

dusty magnet
#

Okay daniel 👀

torpid dust
#

LMAO ZOID Imma DM you a thing

silent wagon
#

I just need white noise to sleep, some weirdo whispering makes me the opposite of relaxed 😂

dusty magnet
#

isnt it weird??

mint spear
#

I have to sleep with desk fan on to sleep. =\

dusty magnet
#

i have to sleep with my pillow to sleep

open bane
#

Not always whispering, can be tapping and stuff

dusty magnet
#

and my bed

open bane
#

There's a lot of different sounds, but that's the basis of it

night bobcat
#

Bees don’t have beds

mint spear
#

🤔

silent wagon
#

I have an air filter I have to use as noise to sleep, lol. AC units work too

dusty magnet
#

yes we do

night bobcat
#

No you don’t

dusty magnet
#

stopit

#

i feel attacked

silent wagon
#

If I'm at a hotel I have to have the fan or AC running for noise

mint spear
#

I got ill when I slept with AC on at a hotel.

#

AC isn't really a thing for houses here.

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Else I'd use dat bish daily.

silent wagon
#

AC is 😍

#

I can't sleep if it's warm

dusty magnet
#

fuck dude id rather it be 30 degrees than 80

#

when im sleeping

#

Hey guys

mint spear
#

Hi Bee

dusty magnet
#

if you want to feel like youre floating in a spaceship, listen to Cornfield Chase by Hans Zimmer

mint spear
#

Wow you must be able to read my mind.
I just thought about trying to feel like I'm floating in a spaceship.

#

Thanks Bee.

dusty magnet
#

You're welcome Hex

#

❤

mint spear
#

Ok that's actually pretty chill.

dusty magnet
#

isnt it??

#

have you seen interstellar?

lament gust
#

Early evening, my online friendos in the universe. How're we doing?

mint spear
#

Whats up

dusty magnet
#

the sky

mint spear
#

Oof

dusty magnet
#

gotem

lament gust
#

Not much here. The kid's b-day party was yesterday, still recovering. His actually day is tomorrow. Also, Mom is in town for the week, so I get authentic Vietnamese food made for me.

dusty magnet
#

lucky

dusty magnet
#

GUYSGUYSGUYS

#

TURTLES CAN FUCKING RUN

#

WHAT THE FUCK

fickle obsidian
#

lol

dusty magnet
#

it f a s t

lost shore
#

Doesn't look real, tho.

dusty magnet
#

u dont look real

lost shore
#

I kno

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I'm not

dusty magnet
#

gotem

lost shore
#

🚪 👈 Go.

dusty magnet
#

sry dad

lost shore
#

I forgib.

dusty magnet
#

grandad*

lost shore
dusty magnet
#

whats it for

lost shore
#

InSight will do its science work with two main instruments — a burrowing heat probe and a suite of supersensitive seismometers. The data gathered by this gear will reveal a great deal about Mars' internal structure and composition, mission team members have said.

dusty magnet
#

but it doesnt move?

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cause its just a lander right

lost shore
#

Nope. It'll be stationary

dusty magnet
#

gotcha

sterile tartan
#

holy shit that turtle is fast

sterile tartan
#

I tried to burn the house down by microwaving an oreo candy bar on a graham cracker to make a mint S'mores but. the filling tries to light on fire

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I was unaware of this lethal possibility. 0/10

fickle obsidian
#

o_o

#

how even

ornate fable
#

the real question is did you still eat it?

fickle obsidian
#

truth

restive haven
sterile tartan
#

I did not eat it

ornate fable
#

probably the wise choice

fickle obsidian
#

😭

#

the path to enlightenment is torched food

pliant fjordBOT
#

Astronomy pic of the day

Unexpected Trajectory Interstellar Asteroid Oumuamua - click for video

Explanation: Why is 'Oumuamua differing from its expected trajectory? Last year, 1I/2017 U1 'Oumuamua became the first known asteroid from interstellar space to pass through our Solar System. Just over a year ago, this tumbling interstellar rock even passed rather close to the Earth. The asteroid's future path should have been easy to predict given standard gravity -- but 'Oumuamua's path has proven to be slightly different. In the featured animation, 'Oumuamua is shown approaching and exiting the vicinity of our Sun, with the expected gravitational and observed trajectories labelled. The leading natural hypothesis for this unexpected deviation is internal gas jets becoming active on the Sun-warmed asteroid -- but speculation and further computer simulations are ongoing. 'Oumuamua will never return, but modern sky monitors are expected to find and track similar interstellar asteroids within the next few years.

dusty magnet
#

Henlo peple

arctic eagle
#

Hello B

dusty magnet
#

Uh oh

#

I'm catching feels again 0_0

sterile tartan
#

Yeeessssss

dusty magnet
#

Who are up

fickle obsidian
#

aayy Dart

dusty magnet
#

Let's have deep conversation

#

Or dart

#

Dart works too

#

What's Dart

fickle obsidian
#

oceans are deep

dusty magnet
#

Oh shit

fickle obsidian
#

a character

dusty magnet
#

Ah

#

Gotwm

#

Gotem

fickle obsidian
#

twm

#

testing wombat melee

#

tracking woolly mammoths

#

tweaking worthy moles

arctic eagle
#

I'm still waiting on the F76 download

dusty magnet
#

Jesus woop

lost shore
#

Well, waiting on the update. 15GB, I think?

covert knoll
#

did they fix stuff for release?

mint spear
#

No

dusty magnet
#

Oh yay people are here

lost shore
dusty magnet
#

Fucking hell

#

Dude

#

Where's nyx

lost shore
#

@torpid dust

#

You have been summoned.

dusty magnet
#

Nyxxx

mint spear
#

He's probably sleeping.

#

It's not even 7am yet here.

lost shore
#

Nah, he's up. Just talked to him.

mint spear
#

Ah then I'll shut my dirty mouth.

lost shore
#

Lol

dusty magnet
#

We need to praise our goddess Belle Delphine

lost shore
#

oh lawd.

dusty magnet
#

I would like to introduce you to my religion

mint spear
#

🤔

lost shore
dusty magnet
#

Hmm

mint spear
#

I have a suspicion that this religion might be a cult.

covert knoll
#

they all are

mint spear
#

GOOD point

arctic eagle
#

Update is 47gb

torpid dust
#

Oh I was summoned?

#

what's up, I was making sandwiches

arctic eagle
#

Nyx daddy give me your internet speed

dusty magnet
#

Belle Delphine

#

We was talking bout her

torpid dust
#

give you my slow interent lmao

#

Belle Delphine is a goddess

dusty magnet
#

That's what I said

torpid dust
#

Pretty sure she's the human reincarnation of Hestia

dusty magnet
#

Probably

lost shore
#

In Ancient Greek religion, Hestia (/ˈhɛstiə, ˈhɛstʃə/; Greek: Ἑστία, "hearth" or "fireside") is a virgin goddess of the hearth, architecture, and the right ordering of domesticity, the family, the home, and the state. In Greek mythology, she is a daughter of Kronos and Rhea.

#

For the TIL

fickle obsidian
#

nyx even ur slowest internets would be fast for woop

dusty magnet
#

Did anyone else here beat GoW?

torpid dust
#

true

#

nope

arctic eagle
#

My sister got an iPhone so now the internet goes slower

dusty magnet
#

Yikes

fickle obsidian
#

oof

#

eat her iphone

dusty magnet
#

Momch

#

I really should sleep. I have school tomorrow 0_0

fickle obsidian
#

school is for sleep

covert knoll
#

set up your router so the iphone only gets a small amount of the traffic

candid quail
#

These Patch Notes seem to be a lot worse than people were expecting

#

Most of these issues are minor things, yet the didn't address any of the horrendous optimization issues on PC, or the greater performance issues

#

:/

arctic eagle
#

Hm? Which patch notes?

mint spear
#

FO76?

candid quail
#

Yeah

#

Sorry I was a little late to the convo

arctic eagle
#

Dw

#

And yeah, they're a tad lacking

#

Nice to see that they've fixed a quest bug though

mint spear
#

Nice to see Waking Titan here

magic cloak
#

So new fallout patch is 48 gb

#

Woop will have fun downloading it

#

I once spent 1 day fully downloading dirt rally

#

It was not fun

arctic eagle
#

Yup

#

I'm at 33gb

#

To go, that is

#

So like, 15gb done

mint spear
#

God damn that's a big patch.

night bobcat
#

No u

mint spear
#

thx

torpid dust
#

HEx

#

That's so old

#

nobody will get that

#

@mint spear

#

That's so old

mint spear
#

ur old

torpid dust
#

I mean I got the reference

mint spear
#

I got the theme tune stuck in my head 😦

torpid dust
#

lmao

#

I used to love Rolie Polie Olie

#

I had the film on VHS

#

Rolie Polie Olie : Glutimus Maximus

#

Or that was the name of the bad guy I think

mint spear
#

I think it was a bad guy IIRC

#

😩

torpid dust
#

The evil space pirate Gloomius Maximus is determined that since he can't have fun, nobody else will either.

#

Gloomius Maximus

mint spear
#

Stupid space pirate

magic cloak
#

Have fun in there

mint spear
#

I love that subreddit.

magic cloak
#

It's hilarious

mint spear
#

I genuinely post in that sub.

#

No bamboozle

magic cloak
#

Oh

torpid dust
#

HEx

#

it's the full film

mint spear
#

O_O

#

I am forcing my children to watch this at the weekend.

#

Just so I can watch it.

torpid dust
#

THEY HAVE TO KNOW

#

"Hey Nyx when was the last time you cried?"
"Now"

magic cloak
#

I don't even know anymore what cartoons I watched

#

I forgot all their names

mint spear
#

Did you watch Rolie Polie Olie?

magic cloak
#

I remember some stupid thing called brum about a sentient car

#

I don't know

mint spear
#

BRUM

torpid dust
#

BRUM

mint spear
#

OMG

magic cloak
mint spear
#

I forgot about Brum 😦

magic cloak
#

Me too

#

I saw a ytube ad

#

Then I remembered about it

mint spear
#

He went on the craziest adventures too.

magic cloak
#

I don't even remember anything

#

Honestly I am just browsing Disney vacation now.its hilarious

#

Who TF even draws those stuff

torpid dust
#

Hex but

#

Bobbinogs

arctic eagle
#

BRUM

torpid dust
#

Dude the UK had the best shit for kids

mint spear
#

You remember Button Moon?

magic cloak
#

What is button moon?

mint spear
#

Mr and Mrs Spoon travelled to Button Moon in their bottle rocket for weird adventures.

torpid dust
#

Oh god yeah I do remember that

#

I forgot that I remembered it

#

Hex did you ever watch Tractor Tom?

#

another thing I had on VHS

mint spear
#

THERES A BRIGHT RED TRACTOR

#

ON SPRING HILL FARM

#

ITS TRACTOR TOM

#

TOM TOM TOM

torpid dust
#

gotta sing it in a west country accent

magic cloak
#

Wtf how do you even remember these

#

I only remember Teletubbies,noddy,and Clifford dog,then thundrrcats

mint spear
#

Ayyyyyyyyyyy

torpid dust
#

Oh my god Hex

magic cloak
torpid dust
#

the guy on Tractor Tom

#

it's James Nesbitt

#

I never knew

mint spear
#

WTF

torpid dust
#

James Nesbitt was Matt

#

what about Little Red Tractor

#

That's how I can define my childhood

mint spear
#

Current childrens TV ain't got shit on this.

torpid dust
#

Tractor Tom, little red tractor, Rolie Polie Olie, Bobinogs

#

YES

mint spear
#

Oh man

#

That theme tune gets stuck in my head super easy too.

#

Found myself whistling it far too many times.

magic cloak
#

Oh man I did watch little red tractor

mint spear
#

Damn right you did./

torpid dust
#

I actually went to Balamory

#

well

#

Tobemory

#

it's a lovely place

mint spear
#

It's real?

#

Well shit

#

Guess I'm going to Balamory.

#

I assumed it to be a prop set.

torpid dust
#

nope

#

real town

#

Tobermory

mint spear
#

Wow

#

That makes it more cool tbh

torpid dust
#

god British TV shows for kids were the best

#

just objectively

#

I remember When I was like 9 I went to someones house and they had Disney Channel

#

and I was like "The fuck is this shit"

#

Where's my little red fuckin tractor

#

even CBBC wasn't as good

#

specifically Cbeebies really

#

BILL AND BEN THE FLOWERPOT MEN

arctic eagle
#

FUCK ME

torpid dust
#

64 MOTHERFUCKIN ZOO LANE

#

ALRIGHT

arctic eagle
#

FUCKING 64 ZOO LANE WAS THE SHIT

mint spear
#

😩

torpid dust
#

IT WAS ALWAYS ON BEFORE BEDTIME

#

YOU'D WATCH 64 ZOO LANE

#

THEN IT'D BE STORYTIME

#

THEN IT'D BE BED

arctic eagle
#

Then they changed it to In The Night Garden

torpid dust
#

I was gutted when that happened

#

CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG

#

REEEE

arctic eagle
#

I never really watched Clifford

#

Maybe the ones where he was a smol little pup

torpid dust
#

Clifford the little red dog

#

heh

magic junco
#

Sans undertale

torpid dust
#

BOOOB THE BUILDER

mint spear
#

no

torpid dust
#

CAN HE FIX IT

#

BOB THE BUILDER YES HE CAN

magic junco
#

can he fix it

#

yes he can

#

handy manny

#

Handy manny crossover ep

torpid dust
#

Charlie and Lola too

#

CHUGGINGTON

#

These were better times

#

Mr.Maker should be the 14th doctor prove me wrong

chilly tundra
torpid dust
#

Oh shit bois

#

Andy Pandy

mint spear
#

Lmao

#

Oh shit

torpid dust
#

Becky and Barnaby Bear lmaoo

#

BIG COOK LITTLE COOK

arctic eagle
#

FUCK ME THAT WAS THE SHIT

#

How far back are you going

torpid dust
#

not too far back

#

I was born in 2000 so

#

around then

#

98-2005 I guess

#

BITS AND BOBS

#

HOLY SHIT

#

Okay I legit forgot about this

arctic eagle
#

Oh fuck me

#

I remember, like, one song

#

About a prince or something?

torpid dust
#

fuck

#

fuck

#

The most feels

#

Come Outside

#

COME FOR A RIDE THERE'S SO MUCH SO COOOOOOME OOOOUTTTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEE

arctic eagle
#

Oh my god

torpid dust
#

FIMBLES

#

YO

arctic eagle
#

You know, there's a livery for one plane in GTA:O that's from Come Outside

torpid dust
#

lmao

arctic eagle
#

And the fucking Fimbles

#

Roly fucking Mo

torpid dust
#

Fimbles was like, late childhood

arctic eagle
#

I got, uhh

#

The Tweenies

#

The Hoobs

#

Oh, the fucking hoobs

torpid dust
#

The Hoobs I don't rememer

#

I don't think

#

also Fireman Sam

magic junco
#

the wigg;es

#

wiggles*

torpid dust
#

FUCK

#

THE HOOBS

#

THE FUCKING HOOBS

#

I didn't remember their name but god I remember the show now I looked it up

arctic eagle
#

It always came on at, like, 6, so I hardly got to watch it

magic junco
#

fruit salad

arctic eagle
#

Fruit Salad?

torpid dust
#

I forgot about this too

magic junco
#

damn no one watched the wiggles?

#

lame

torpid dust
#

Everybody knows this one

arctic eagle
#

Of course

torpid dust
#

God it's a shame Steffan died

#

what a legend

lost shore
#

Welp, there's the feels for the day.

torpid dust
#

yup

mint spear
#

😦

torpid dust
#

HEY

mint spear
#

That remix is beast.

torpid dust
#

Little Robots

mint spear
#

hahahaha

#

I forgot about Little Robots

torpid dust
#

I FORGOT ABOUT ME TOO

#

NODDY

#

NODDY

mint spear
#

New Noddy is horse shit.

torpid dust
#

There's new noddy?

mint spear
#

Yeah

torpid dust
#

delete it

#

from the world

mint spear
#

Ain't got shit on the old Noddy.

torpid dust
#

oh shit Numberjacks

mint spear
#

Look at his stupid face.

torpid dust
#

gross

#

I hate it

#

Razzledazzle

#

I def. forgot about this

mint spear
#

I'm kinda regretting becoming an adult tbh

torpid dust
#

same

#

Can I go back

mint spear
#

😦

torpid dust
#

let me benjamin button this shit

#

Just gonna have kids so I can go back

lost shore
#

^

torpid dust
#

RUBBADUBBERS

#

HOLY FUCK

#

HERE COME THE RUBBAUDBBERS

#

SPLISH SPLASH SPLISH SPLOSH

mint spear
#

Ahahahaha

torpid dust
#

2003

#

fuck

#

K-K-KOALA BROTHERS

mint spear
#

Oakie Doke

torpid dust
#

that actually might be before my time

#

😦

mint spear
#

😮

#

Very possible tbh

torpid dust
#

Yep

#

95-97

#

big rip

mint spear
#

😩

#

That just genuinely made me feel old.

#

thx Nyx

torpid dust
#

You're welcome

lost shore
#

If I posted one of my favorite childhood shows, I have a feeling it's before a lot of your times.

mint spear
#

Was it in black and white?

lost shore
#

Hah.

#

Not THAT old.

mint spear
#

hahaha

lost shore
#

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraggle_Rock

Fraggle Rock

Fraggle Rock (also known as Jim Henson's Fraggle Rock or Fraggle Rock with Jim Henson's Muppets) is a children's puppet television series about interconnected societies of Muppet creatures, created by Jim Henson.
Fraggle Rock was co-produced by British television company Tele...

#

Original release: January 10, 1983 – March 30, 1987

arctic eagle
#

Fuckin fraggle rock

mint spear
#

I didn't even exist in 1983

torpid dust
#

same

#

My mother was younger than I am now in 1983

arctic eagle
#

Neither, but I know fr

mint spear
#

TBH, Fraggle Rock is very iconic.

lost shore
#

It is