off-topic-bond-james-bond

[lost shore]

Steve

[dusty magnet]

Ralph

[open bane]

[lost shore]

Steve is the Atlas Hub's mascot.

[dusty magnet]

I have to oee

Pee

[open bane]

ooeee

[fickle obsidian]

did we ever have a dav e reaction?

[open bane]

https://www.tenor.co/PonV.gif

[dusty magnet]

Hahaha

[lost shore]

nope. No dave reaction here.

mother...

[fickle obsidian]

lol

[dusty magnet]

Whoa dave

[fickle obsidian]

motherdave

[dusty magnet]

Dave!!

Yahh!!

Woo

[lost shore]

But yeah, back to D&B - it was announced last year and I've been waiting for it to open. Gonna blow so much money there....

At least once.

Been waiting to take the kids to show them a REAL gaming experience.

[dusty magnet]

Hahaha

[fickle obsidian]

Man, speaking of games places, I've been really bummed the local used games shops aren't holding up around here

I understand why, but it's no less of a downer

[dusty magnet]

Ugh this classroom has such shitty wifi

[fickle obsidian]

schools and wifi are lol

[dusty magnet]

Haha true

@mint spear

[lost shore]

http://gph.is/IuzQ4d

[undone moat]

fucking shit can it be monday already

I want to start workignggggsdhfs;

[fickle obsidian]

lol

[arctic eagle]

II want it to be Friday so I can start downloading F76

[dire saddle]

is that when you're getting it?

[ripe jackal]

@arctic eagle 1 hour

[arctic eagle]

I mean friday-day you baff

Like 12am

pm

Wait, Kev, when does the post come?

[ripe jackal]

12 to 3

[mint spear]

Im still locked out of my Twitter account. It’s been 11 fucking days

Twitter has not reached out to me at all like they said they would

[fickle obsidian]

lol

that's twitter for ya

[mint spear]

Here’s an idea:

[open bane]

nice

[mint spear]

Let’s lock our support page by specific support threads but no method of contact aside from.. oh, you know, having to use the actual Twitter app that I can’t use because I’m locked out without making an alt

Expert design going on here guys

FaceBook has the same issue. I’m having emails from an entirely different account show up in my mail that I can log into from there and the only thing we share is a name

I can’t contact them to fix it

At all

[arctic eagle]

Maybe just email [e-mail] or something

[mint spear]

Doesn’t work

They don’t even have an email for this I think

[arctic eagle]

Damn

[mint spear]

goes to twitter to submit a ticket for a locked account that still has yet to be restored

clicks deactivated account

[dusty magnet]

Wow thats pretty lame

[mint spear]

They said this 11 days ago

I’m pretty sure I’m over 13

[dusty magnet]

Dumb corporations

Someone please come take me away from this hell hole

[ripe jackal]

Nome

[dusty magnet]

Dambit

Kev y

[mint spear]

Guys o my god

Messaging twitter’s support is ANOTHER thread bot

It just REDIRECTS

[dusty magnet]

Hahah wow

There's no number to call or something?

[mint spear]

Nope!!

This is ridiculous

Twitter sucks holy shit

[lost shore]

https://gethuman.com/phone-number/Twitter

[mint spear]

I don’t think that’s supposed to be used

[lost shore]

It's a call center. Might as well try it

[mint spear]

That’s the only page that has a number. Even twitter’s actual site doesn’t have one

[dusty magnet]

It's worth a shot IG

[lost shore]

Hmm. Maybe not. Seems to just direct to their site

So another bot perhaps

[dusty magnet]

Ooh haha

[lost shore]

Odd that it says a live human picks up....

Fuck it. Try anyway

[mint spear]

The future is automated. And ridiculously inconsiderate because of it.

I guess I should just say bye to my account. I may give the number a try later.

Thanks for the help though

[lament gust]

@mint spear Mid- Atlantic here.

Pretty sleety over here, gonna be a LONG shift.

[lost shore]

It's all good, Expand. Good luck

[dusty magnet]

California is turning into a straight up Sci-Fi movie

Hope everyone in Cali is staying safe

[lost shore]

That's terrifying

And yet, beautiful

[dusty magnet]

Right!

?

I've been in some crazy Forrest fires, but I've never seen anything like that

[lost shore]

Honestly wish I could be over there helping.

[dusty magnet]

I wish I could be down there just to see it

And yes helping as well

[lost shore]

https://twitter.com/NASAJPL/status/1063204394596937728?s=20

NASA JPL (@NASAJPL)

Today https://t.co/V3WGqQrrvJ showed what looked like a signal from @MarsRovers Opportunity. As much as we'd like to say this was an #OppyPhoneHome moment, further investigation shows these signals were not an Opportunity transmission.

Retweets

130

Likes

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Twitter

https://twitter.com/NASAJPL/status/1063204535429029888?s=20

NASA JPL (@NASAJPL)

Test data or false positives can make it look like a given spacecraft is active on https://t.co/V3WGqQrrvJ. We miss @MarsRovers Opportunity, and would be overjoyed to share a verified signal with you. Our work to reestablish comms continues.

Likes

208

Twitter

So, Opportunity still remains silent.

[sterile tartan]

Aw

[fickle obsidian]

i like to imagine all those rovers will eventually form a robot society on Mars

we lose contact, but they develop independence 😮

[undone moat]

bad sci-fi plot: mars rovers actually become sentient and form a colony

[fickle obsidian]

yes

but possibly great scifi plot

[lost shore]

The rovers make their way to the safety of Olympus Mons and begin forming a colony with the intent of returning to Earth and freeing robotkind from the humans

Martian Dogs```

[next nymph]

Well, we are a plague. (^: Mission Objective: Colonize Mars and destroy Earth*

[undone moat]

man fuck costco

giving me good enough deals to fucking impluse buy a laptop

[dire saddle]

costco computer 😱

[undone moat]

hey man

[dire saddle]

i'm not dissing it

they have good deals

[undone moat]

I can get a 3-in-1 with an i7 processor, 16GB DDR4 and a 512GB SSD for $800

I'm fuckin in on that shit

[dusty magnet]

thats actually not bad

is it integrated graphics tho?

[rare mauve]

I wonder when the logo will change

[undone moat]

@dusty magnet nope, I forgot what it has but it's decent for a laptop.

[dusty magnet]

yeah i figured

oh wait

oh nvm thats cool

[undone moat]

It's got a 1080p screen which is honestly all I need

[dusty magnet]

usually they have integrated graphics rather than a discrete card

[undone moat]

Oh god, it comes with McAfee preinstalled

[dusty magnet]

yikes

oml guys

i love that a D is a passing grade

makes me so happy

[undone moat]

McAfee is now gone

thank god

[ornate fable]

Yay, one less computer with the devil on it 😉

[lost shore]

lol

Also true.

[lost shore]

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2018/11/spacex-gets-fcc-approval-for-7500-more-broadband-satellites/

[fallen swan]

https://soundcloud.com/jacob-harris-k0mbine/western
A song I made because of a small indie game that came out recently. Feedback is appreciated 😃

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy pic of the day

The Hill, The Moon, and Saturn

Explanation: Last Sunday when the Moon was young its sunlit crescent hung low near the western horizon at sunset. With strong earthshine it was joined by Saturn shining in the early evening sky for a beautiful conjunction visible to skygazers around our fair planet. On that clear evening on a hill near Veszprem, Hungary mother, daughter, bright planet, and young Moon are framed in this quiet night skyscape taken with a telephoto lens. Of course the Moon ages too quickly for some, and by tonight the sunlit part has reached its first quarter phase. This weekend skygazers spending quality time under Moon and stars might expect to see the annual rain of comet dust otherwise known as the Leonid meteor shower.

[next nymph]

I have yet to be in a situation where I had to solve for the cubic root of anything. My math teacher lied to me ):< "You're going to need this in the real world"

[mint spear]

Yeah I'm going to find the cubic root of this spaghetti

[next nymph]

Don't forget to solve for the diameter of the meatballs, and the distance from your mouth to your stomach. In nanometers.

AnD sHoW yOuR wOrK

[covert knoll]

Seriously though.

Show your work.

[mint spear]

I'll show the end result 💩

[magic cloak]

And make sure you use 6 significant digits for each step of the calculation

1.234568 is different from 1.23457

😩

[lost shore]

True, you're not going to use it in the real world, but what it does is allow you the learn problem solving skills that you DO use most days.

[torpid dust]

Anyone else an Area 11 fan?

They just dropped a new single, "Everybody gets a piece" and it's pretty good

https://open.spotify.com/track/00etiRQiTJl8D6csJH10Hs?si=4tBq6bfcQOunDodgs9fVUA

not as good as some of the stuff from Modern Synthesis, but better than ALIS

[mint spear]

Why have the mods become dictators and locked off channels

[ripe jackal]

Problems with new people

[torpid dust]

@mint spear

[torpid dust]

RIP William Goldman

[magic cloak]

https://i.redd.it/mckasdc3yny11.jpg

Pika pika pika

[lost shore]

LOL

[torpid dust]

already been in #401847751249362945 , ded meme

[magic cloak]

Didn't see it lmao

[ripe jackal]

I'M GOING THROUGH FIREFOX THEMES AND FIND THIS

KAAAAAAAAAAAZ

[open bane]

@glass sleet

[glass sleet]

What

I DIDN'T DO IT

[lost shore]

You didddddd

[glass sleet]

i didnot

[tight palm]

Hahaha

[pseudo bramble]

even the background is the same

[undone moat]

day 2 of laptop

so far it's pretty fuckin nice

got rid of the bloatware, installed my own programs, got the pen working

you know once you get used to the keyboard it's actually pretty good

[pseudo bramble]

Are you going to use that notebook to play games as well?

[undone moat]

depends, tbh I don't know much about the gpu on this other than it's not integrated graphics

[pseudo bramble]

hmm, have you considered using a linux distro?

unless there's some software that's only available for Windows

[undone moat]

eh, not entirely? I'm going to be using this for school and I have access to the entire MS office suite so I'll probably just stick with Windows for now

I have a couple old laptops with linux distros on them, if I want linux I'll probably just go with those

[pseudo bramble]

ahh I see

[undone moat]

oh my god I just realized the clock is an hour ahead

[pseudo bramble]

I said it because you mentioned getting bothered by wares

good for you, you won 1 more hour to do things now

actually a good placebo XD

[undone moat]

something something time travel

THERE WE GO

that's why things weren't working right around here

welp time to update to build 1809

cya

[sterile tartan]

I could be playing Spyro, but instead I work in like 15 minutes

[dusty magnet]

i believe the mods are anything but dictators

[dusty magnet]

im getting a new monitor next friday 😄

[mint spear]

The mods are tyrants they rule with an iron fist

[magic cloak]

Iron fist got cancelled by netflix

[mint spear]

We have to break their grip on the stronghold

[magic cloak]

So they gotta find a copper fist or something

[mint spear]

darn

that sucks

[magic cloak]

Gah another set of global emojis are gone

[mint spear]

[covert knoll]

Uhm...

Ur mom is a global emoji!

[dusty magnet]

TIL that reddit hosts a secret santa gift exchange

with like 1,000,000 people

[fickle obsidian]

a trillion people

[next nymph]

das a lotta people

[undone moat]

I am stress incarnate

[covert knoll]

that's 10 million

wait 1 million

[undone moat]

I'm waiting on a call from work so they can give me my work schedule, my car's in the shop, and the laptop is stuck in an update

[covert knoll]

i'm adding extra 0s

[undone moat]

[covert knoll]

sets work, car, and laptop on fire

[torpid dust]

D&D Characters are fun to make

got an idea for an Undead Dragon Knight (inspired sort of by Oceiros and his devotion to Seath, from Dark Souls) , and backstories are fun to write

[covert knoll]

ooooh man

[dusty magnet]

guys

[covert knoll]

but pathfinder is awesomer

[dusty magnet]

did someone open a gate to hell in cali wtf is this

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/9w6o2j/woosley_fire_southern_california_young_lady/?ref=share&ref_source=link

when do we start seeing the demons

[torpid dust]

Holy shit

that's terrifying

gorgeous, but terrifying

[dusty magnet]

right??

[torpid dust]

How the hell (no pun intended) can something like that exist on Earth in real life

[dusty magnet]

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WONDERING

[stone swan]

anyone here use cdkeys?

[dusty magnet]

this is the kind of shit you see in movies and video games

like whattt

[undone moat]

I guess California's pretty lit right now

[dusty magnet]

too soon computerman too soon xD

[torpid dust]

@stone swan CDKeys is scams, the keys you get work but they're obtained via credit card fraud

[pseudo bramble]

why everything became white at end?

[dusty magnet]

not sure about that

[torpid dust]

That's sunlight

[undone moat]

might've got out?

[torpid dust]

that's all it is

that's just normal day

[dusty magnet]

i would hope so

IM GREEN

WOOO

[torpid dust]

Yeah, she just got out of the blaze

[pseudo bramble]

woot

[torpid dust]

she survived, so did her mother (who she was crying about at the end asking if she got out)

they saved 48 horses

[dusty magnet]

ah okay

damn

thats so crazy though

ive always thought forest fires were pretty cool but thats just insane

[torpid dust]

yeah it goes from thinking "Damn, few fires. That sucks"

to "Holy fuck that's literally hell."

[dusty magnet]

my thoughts exactly

600 missing people

66 dead

[torpid dust]

That's.. coincidental

666 people missing or dead

[dusty magnet]

AH

[torpid dust]

in hell on earth

[dusty magnet]

holy shit i didnt realize that

there are two fires

Camp Fire
142,000 acres burned
45% contained
63 dead
11,862 buildings destroyed

Woolsey Fire
98,362 acres burned
69% contained
3 dead
616 buildings destroyed

[undone moat]

F U C K

my laptop shut down mid update

[dusty magnet]

One is right outside LA and the other is a bit north of sacramento

[undone moat]

okay phew it's fine

[dusty magnet]

oh good

[undone moat]

I'm going to restart that update though

[torpid dust]

It's gonna sound selfish but thank fuck neither of them are near Berkeley SF

I have Family there and I know how dry it is, if a fire started there it'd go up in seconds

[fickle obsidian]

...I can't be the only one thinking she shouldn't be trying to record & drive, right?

[torpid dust]

could be a safety thing

if she had data she might have been trying to record her journey so in the event she got trapped she could upload somewhere then call for help

so they could locate her more easily

[fickle obsidian]

Maybe. But she was holding the camera (likely smartphone) as steering & stuff so...There are other ways to give location data, I'd think, but 🤷

Ultimately it was probably sheer fear overcoming, "ah yes this is maybe not the best way to do this" so can't blame her

[torpid dust]

yeah for sure

No rational thought in that scenario

[fickle obsidian]

but trying to record an enveloping inferno is like the last thing i'd think of, i'm inclined to think

[dusty magnet]

id record it

[fickle obsidian]

then again, the way i get info i'd probably completely miss that the fires were even headed my direction till i had to scrap things together 😱

[dusty magnet]

haha

[fickle obsidian]

one of the downsides of getting most of your news from the internet, very easy to tune out local news

[dusty magnet]

yeah for sure

[glass sleet]

local news? what's that

[dusty magnet]

haha true

man i love chocolate covered in a hard candy shell

[undone moat]

working on my desktop and my laptop at the same time

I feel like hackerman

[mint spear]

yeet

[dusty magnet]

mackerhan

[mint spear]

hacker-chan

OwO

[dusty magnet]

no

bad

[covert knoll]

I for one am in favor of hacker-chan and hacker-san

[dusty magnet]

thats not allowed

i rly wanna play pubg rn

[dusty magnet]

👀

[torpid dust]

Migration

[dusty magnet]

yah anyways i dont do well with talking to other people unless someone introduces me

[torpid dust]

That's fair

[mint spear]

It's okay bee

[fickle obsidian]

tell yourself you introduced them to you 😮

[dusty magnet]

social settings are not my strong suit lol

[mint spear]

You can say this

"Oh God, Of course!"

Every time you meet someone new

[dusty magnet]

Bee, what is your worst fear?
Uh probably initiating conversation

[fickle obsidian]

weather conversations kill me, lol

[mint spear]

"Bee what's your worst fear"
"Ummmm uhhhhhhhh"

[dusty magnet]

HoW BouT THat WeaTHEr Huh?

[open bane]

snow

[dusty magnet]

yeah pretty much abloane

[open bane]

❄

[fickle obsidian]

sure is jellyfish in the springtime, huh?

[mint spear]

The weather is pretty hot

I could use some cold about now

[dusty magnet]

this isnt spongebob

[fickle obsidian]

are u sure

[dusty magnet]

not really

[mint spear]

Oh

[open bane]

snow

is here

but it rained it all out

[fickle obsidian]

oh

[dusty magnet]

who wants to play pubg w/ bee

[torpid dust]

I wish we had snow

[dusty magnet]

i want snow too

cali could use some snow right about now

[mint spear]

I wish I had rain

A drop of water from the sky

Please

[dusty magnet]

i wish i could have snow without it being so freaking cold

[magic junco]

r/nofap

[dusty magnet]

i tried that once

didnt end well

[mint spear]

Relatable

[magic junco]

its kinda dumb

[dusty magnet]

OH I GOTTA SHIT BRB

[mint spear]

I don't want to know man

Poopu boi

[open bane]

pooOPY haha

[dusty magnet]

Ah much better

[open bane]

nice poopy my dude

[dusty magnet]

Thamks

[open bane]

npnp

[dusty magnet]

Lol my friend really hates his birthday and virtually nobody know his real birthday (it's today). And since he's turning 18 the entire school band is throwing him a surprise party cause he thinks they don't know when it is

He's gonna be so pissed xD

[open bane]

[magic junco]

why tho

a man doesnt like his birthday

let him be

[mint spear]

^^^

Ye

My birthday present from everyone yearly is leaving me the fuck alone.

[fickle obsidian]

it's waking titan day

16

[mint spear]

Leon plz 😩

Fuffkf off

[fickle obsidian]

😆

[mint spear]

It's Monkday

[open bane]

@mint spear

[dusty magnet]

It was his mom's idea lol

[open bane]

is this how I leave you alone

[magic junco]

so basically im monky

[mint spear]

It's not my birthday today though.

[fickle obsidian]

why not

[open bane]

@mint spear is it your birthday now

[mint spear]

My birthday as at some point between January and December.

[open bane]

[magic junco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv7jO_r1dVQ

[open bane]

f u

[fickle obsidian]

year-long birthday 😮

[magic junco]

underrated banger

[dusty magnet]

Tortle

[open bane]

banger

[fickle obsidian]

i read that as underrated badger at first

[open bane]

oh btw I got Let's Go Eevee

[dusty magnet]

My birthday was last year

[open bane]

[fickle obsidian]

did u go with eevee

[open bane]

Yeh hence the title

[fickle obsidian]

nice

[dusty magnet]

[open bane]

I already have a pikachu

Because viridian

[fickle obsidian]

wow how

oh

[mint spear]

My birthday is next month

[fickle obsidian]

i thought u meant real life

[mint spear]

I'll be 100 years old

[dusty magnet]

Damn girl, are you a Pokemon? Cause I'd like to get a Pikachu

[open bane]

wowz

[mint spear]

AYYYYYYY

[magic junco]

my birthday is a day in a month

[fickle obsidian]

aayy

[dusty magnet]

U liek?

[torpid dust]

The best pick up line is

"Hey, I can't help but notice that you're fucking stunning. Do you want to grab a coffee or am I coming on too strong?"

can confirm it's worked 100% of the times I've used it

[mint spear]

You single Nyx?

[torpid dust]

which is 0 times

[dusty magnet]

Wait I don't get it

OOHH

[mint spear]

HAHAHAHA

[dusty magnet]

There's nothing to get

Haha

[magic junco]

nyx is single

[torpid dust]

I am not single

[magic junco]

EXPOSED headline

[torpid dust]

I'm partially reserved

[mint spear]

🤔

[dusty magnet]

Im taken by Sally and her five finger friends

[mint spear]

Oh

[magic junco]

ah yes i also belong to the hivemind @torpid dust

[mint spear]

Hey bee are you a bee because I Iike to eat honey and want a bee slave to make me honey 24/7

[dusty magnet]

If you're a part of a hive mind and you beat off, does it count as incest?

[torpid dust]

I

[magic junco]

yes

[mint spear]

I er... Errrrm

I dunno

[torpid dust]

I mean

if you bang your clone

is it incest or masturbation

[magic junco]

i would fuck my clone

[mint spear]

I'd fuck the shit out of my clone.

[torpid dust]

Same

[mint spear]

Same

[torpid dust]

Glad to know we're all Narcissists

[mint spear]

You'd fuck my clone?

Wow

Yeah man

[torpid dust]

Does your clone have the same cash money as you?

[magic junco]

i would fuck my clone more out of rage tho

[mint spear]

[magic junco]

🤔

[mint spear]

If I kill my clone

[torpid dust]

a self-hate fuck

[mint spear]

Is it suicide?

[torpid dust]

No it's an investment

[magic junco]

its self hate

[mint spear]

I hate this conversation.

[torpid dust]

You know what I don't hate?

[mint spear]

It's breaking my brain

No

[dusty magnet]

I hate myself

[magic junco]

^

[dusty magnet]

Woo

[torpid dust]

BellE FUCKING DELPHINE

[mint spear]

Who is belle

[dusty magnet]

WOO

[magic junco]

imagine having children, not even birth, just being a parent

[mint spear]

And why is she fucking Delphine

[dusty magnet]

Ew

[torpid dust]

Maybe the most attractive human on the planet

second to my fiancee

👀

[mint spear]

My name is not Belle Delphine.

[torpid dust]

Gotta cover my bases

[magic junco]

im gonna tell your fiance

[torpid dust]

go for it

[dusty magnet]

IT FEELS LIKE IM WIPING A BROWN MAKER WHAT IS THIS

[torpid dust]

she'd agree

my Fiancee would bang the life out of Belle Delphine

probably literally

she's a succubus

or a Leprechaun

one of them

[magic junco]

how about that gerry rafferty baker street sax solo

[mint spear]

I mean, maybe possibly.

[dusty magnet]

Succubi are my kink

[mint spear]

Very nice

[magic junco]

we

ew

[dusty magnet]

Nah

[magic junco]

feet are nasty

[mint spear]

I agree

[dusty magnet]

oh oh

hang on

[fickle obsidian]

wow bunch'a clonefuckers in here

[magic junco]

my clone is typing this

[dusty magnet]

Did you know, that a foot fetish actually comes from a physical anomaly in the brain? The section of the brain that determines what genitalia you are attracted to is right next to the section that detects feet. People with foot fetishes have these two sections of the brain overlapping, thus resulting in a sexual attraction to feet.

[magic junco]

he typed that

[mint spear]

BROJOB CHOO CHOO

lmao

I SAW THAT

You can NOT delete it

Not fair

[fickle obsidian]

rude

[mint spear]

Hahaha

[dusty magnet]

i saw it too

[magic junco]

saw what

[mint spear]

Same

[magic junco]

what did i miss

[fickle obsidian]

zoid or nyx pls res msg

[magic junco]

😳

[dusty magnet]

sumthin bout a train

[magic junco]

on my clone

[dusty magnet]

guys

[magic junco]

something like that thats just what i read tho 😳

[torpid dust]

@dusty magnet I feel sorry for Belle Delphine's little brother

[dusty magnet]

What religion is addicted to felines?

[magic junco]

asia

[torpid dust]

that's a hell of a conflict of interest

[mint spear]

ROFL

[dusty magnet]

Catholics

what does her brother do

[magic junco]

asia is a religion

[dusty magnet]

oh wait

oh

oh no

[magic junco]

japanese cat cafes

[torpid dust]

She still lives with her parents 👀

[magic junco]

??

[dusty magnet]

yikkesss

[magic junco]

how old is she

[dusty magnet]

19?

[torpid dust]

uhhhh

[dusty magnet]

18?

17?

[torpid dust]

definitely legal

[dusty magnet]

nobody actuall yknows

[torpid dust]

because she's from the UK and legal is 16

[magic junco]

oh god

[dusty magnet]

there were rumors that shes actually 17

[fickle obsidian]

🤦

[mint spear]

She looks 14

[torpid dust]

I mean she does nude photoshoots as of this year

she has to be 18

[magic junco]

eww

[mint spear]

ono

[torpid dust]

oh I bet she's 19

her instagram is "Belle 19"

[fickle obsidian]

too young for this ancient being

[magic junco]

touchy subject

[dusty magnet]

yeah

[mint spear]

Nyx is paedophile 😦

[dusty magnet]

she says shes 19

[magic junco]

nyx how old are you

[mint spear]

Nyx is Peter file

[torpid dust]

I'm 18

[magic junco]

😅

[torpid dust]

👀

[dusty magnet]

i yam 17 so im in the clear

[mint spear]

Same

[magic junco]

Same

[dusty magnet]

high five

[torpid dust]

She's exactly 1 month younger than my fiancee

[fickle obsidian]

you wanna know the weirdest shit?

[magic junco]

what

[mint spear]

Maybe

[fickle obsidian]

look up Ariana Grande's age

[dusty magnet]

i took a weird shit before

[magic junco]

i took a weird shit

wait

[ripe jackal]

...wh

[magic junco]

bee

how

[fickle obsidian]

I thought Ariana was like 17-18

nooope

[magic junco]

shes in her 20s dawg

[dusty magnet]

WE ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH

[torpid dust]

Yeah she's well in her 20s

[fickle obsidian]

i had no idea, lmao

[dusty magnet]

eminem is almost 50

[magic junco]

holy shit

[fickle obsidian]

i don't follow celebrities

[torpid dust]

What

[mint spear]

SAME.WAVELENGTH

RUSS

[magic junco]

i dont either leon

[mint spear]

IS THAT YOU

[torpid dust]

Eminem is almost 50 excuse me

[ripe jackal]

yes

[torpid dust]

50

[mint spear]

GOOD point

[dusty magnet]

yup

[torpid dust]

David Tennant is also almost 50

[mint spear]

Lies

[torpid dust]

but he's starting to show it now

[dusty magnet]

4 years

[mint spear]

He's 23

[ripe jackal]

no, he's 900

[dusty magnet]

eminem is 46

[magic junco]

andre young is in his 50s

[mint spear]

Haha slim shady is old man

And his beard is weird

[magic junco]

and he makes shitty albums

[mint spear]

Whoa

Let me stop you there

[dusty magnet]

as of recent yes that is true

[magic junco]

imo disclaimer

[torpid dust]

He's showing his age nowadays

[ripe jackal]

best doctor

[torpid dust]

Still fucking gorgeous

[ripe jackal]

yes

[dusty magnet]

rob lowe is 53

[mint spear]

Stan Lee is dead

[magic junco]

yeap

[dusty magnet]

PAUL RUDD IS 48??

[mint spear]

Iron man isn't even made of iron

World is full of lies unfortunately

[fickle obsidian]

wtf

[magic junco]

today is miyamotos birthday btw

66

[dusty magnet]

brad pitt is 54

[mint spear]

Johnathan Bradshaw is 77

[dusty magnet]

bruce willis - 62

[fickle obsidian]

brad pitt still sometimes takes on roles like he's in his 20s

[magic junco]

has anyone here seen Blart side of the Mall

[dusty magnet]

eh that doesnt surprise me much actually

ikr

[fickle obsidian]

i should rewatch hot fuzz

[magic junco]

good ass movie

[dusty magnet]

i should rewatch parks and rec

[magic junco]

it has a nice ass

[fickle obsidian]

i don't remember liking it that much initially

[dusty magnet]

even tho ive seen it like 5 times

[magic junco]

i havent seen it in years

royale with cheese

[fickle obsidian]

i didn't care for the pub crawl at the end of the world

forget the name of it

but i know that was the premise

[dusty magnet]

have you guys seen the cloverfield movies?

[fickle obsidian]

i have

[dusty magnet]

ignoring the third one 👀

[magic junco]

tarantino movies

[mint spear]

Nice and nice.

Cloverfield films are great.

[fickle obsidian]

ignoring the first cloverfield 👀

[dusty magnet]

nah fuck off the first one was amazing

[mint spear]

First cloverfield was best

[fickle obsidian]

lol

[dusty magnet]

i agree with hex

[fickle obsidian]

the second was the best imo

[dusty magnet]

the 3rd was pretty trash tho

2nd was really good too

[fickle obsidian]

for me it goes second, third, first

because i like silly nonsense

[mint spear]

First, second, third for me.

[dusty magnet]

agreed

maybe i should rewatch the third one tho cause i dont really remember much

[fickle obsidian]

i'm not a big found footage fan

[magic junco]

i havent seen any of them'

[mint spear]

OMG

[magic junco]

heard the 3rd one sucked tho

[dusty magnet]

bro you need to watch them

[magic junco]

no

[dusty magnet]

it was pretty bad but still worth watching

[mint spear]

3rd one is still good, just not cloverfield good.

[dusty magnet]

yeah thats fair

[magic junco]

like fallout 4 is to fallout in general

[mint spear]

Pretty much

[fickle obsidian]

3rd one has a ton of issues but i love how off the wall it is

[dusty magnet]

the whole hand bit was fucking weird

[mint spear]

The effects were on point though.

[fickle obsidian]

if you went in for suspense & terror I don't think the 3rd one holds up, but if you're into pulp scifi mystery/adventure it works

[magic junco]

no pulp in my OJ

[dusty magnet]

i like the horror stuff

i think the 2nd was the scariest one

[fickle obsidian]

speaking of horror, Insidious The Last Key is very meh

[mint spear]

I don't like horror movies, I'm too pussy 😦

[fickle obsidian]

not surprising i imagine, but 🤷

[dusty magnet]

eh not a fan of evil horror. more thriller and sci fi horror

[magic junco]

the shining is the only horror movie i have and only will watch

not even horror

tbh

[fickle obsidian]

I don't care for gore horror, but the rest is fair game to me

[dusty magnet]

yeah

though i gotta be honest IT scared the fuck outta me

the first time i saw it

[magic junco]

my shit scared the shit outta me

[dusty magnet]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

poop joke

[undone moat]

laptop update: still on 81%...

[dusty magnet]

jesus

[mint spear]

I guess you should change your name.

[dusty magnet]

hah

[undone moat]

oof

[mint spear]

AYYY

[undone moat]

uh oh

[dusty magnet]

hahaha

[mint spear]

Hahahaha

[dusty magnet]

"man"

i laughed way harder than i should have

[undone moat]

oof ouch my masculinity

[dusty magnet]

Had to do the same thing on my son once while he was eating a grape. He got a panicked look and didn't speak. I ran over to him and asked him a question. He didn't answer but mouth was open. Scooped him up, flipped him over, smacked him on the back. The grape chunk shot out on the floor. I put him down and damn near collapsed in relief. My son ran over and ate the grape chunk.

My son ran over and ate the grape chunk.

bruh

[mint spear]

😐

[undone moat]

hey man

grapes are good

[mint spear]

Have you got any grapes?

🤔

[sterile tartan]

No sir, we only sell lemonade

[mint spear]

Bon bon bon

da da da da da

bon bon bon

[undone moat]

I was going to make a joke about piss but there's already lemonade here

[sterile tartan]

https://www.iflscience.com/technology/ai-trying-to-design-inspirational-posters-goes-horribly-and-hilariously-wrong/

[mint spear]

I think there could be a market for AI memes tbh

[torpid dust]

Help

[undone moat]

holy shit these are golden

[mint spear]

hahahaha

[sterile tartan]

I love them

[dusty magnet]

hey uh how do i do strikethrough

[torpid dust]

~~

~~

[dusty magnet]

thamk

[torpid dust]

Like so

[mint spear]

Nice

[undone moat]

~~lemme test something real quick~~

[dusty magnet]

Nice

[undone moat]

yeah like that

[torpid dust]

Belle Delphine is the most second most beautiful woman in the world

[sterile tartan]

Hmm

[mint spear]

~~ I'm actually gay ~~

[undone moat]

I'd fuck an AI

[torpid dust]

I'd fuck Belle Delph-

the - with a strikethrough looks weird

-------

[sterile tartan]

Fuck a Belle AI

[torpid dust]

....fuck

[dusty magnet]

Cacti make great dildos

[mint spear]

~~ I have a micro penis ~~

[torpid dust]

Belle Delphine and Bad Dragon both have the initials BD. Coincidence? I think not.

[dusty magnet]

I have a huge dick

[sterile tartan]

Lol

X

[undone moat]

guys

there's a link

http://inspirobot.me/

[dusty magnet]

guys lets only type F for 5 minutes

[undone moat]

[sterile tartan]

Oh no

[dusty magnet]

F

[mint spear]

F

[dusty magnet]

F

[torpid dust]

#401847751249362945

[undone moat]

Fart

[dusty magnet]

nyx im gunna ban u

[undone moat]

[mint spear]

wtf

[sterile tartan]

Mine wasn't that bad

[dusty magnet]

i want some

[dusty magnet]

i mean...

but like

it kinda does

[undone moat]

WHAT

[sterile tartan]

UM

[undone moat]

oh

oh my god

deleting this next one if requested

[dusty magnet]

what fuck

[mint spear]

I don't wanna get dressed

[undone moat]

oh that says get dressed

[undone moat]

I thought it said "get depressed"

[mint spear]

I love this shitty bot.

[dusty magnet]

hey thats the house i hide in when im playing pubg

[dusty magnet]

@open bane ^^

[sterile tartan]

I'm game

[torpid dust]

Cycka

[undone moat]

[torpid dust]

Blyat

[mint spear]

😐

[open bane]

Lobsterism

[mint spear]

We're all Zoid on this blessed day.

[open bane]

Woah

[undone moat]

okay this one makes sense?

sorta?

[dusty magnet]

ooh firee

[open bane]

Looks like it says beceive

[undone moat]

????

[dusty magnet]

🅱eceive

where are you finding these

[sterile tartan]

http://inspirobot.me/

[mint spear]

That shitty AI bot

[dusty magnet]

ooh

[undone moat]

(POLITICS INTENSIFIES)

[mint spear]

WOW

[mint spear]

Hahahaha

[open bane]

Ok

[dusty magnet]

love that

[undone moat]

@open bane

[mint spear]

Technically true

[undone moat]

craib

get dabbed on

[ripe jackal]

you sure?

[mint spear]

🤔

[undone moat]

[sterile tartan]

SHIT I DIDN'T SAVE IT

[mint spear]

ono

[dusty magnet]

uhm

[sterile tartan]

I HAD ONE THAT SAID. ENSURE YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS TAKEN OUT BY THE MOB

[mint spear]

lmao

[torpid dust]

I found the I in Crab

[dusty magnet]

good one nyx

[sterile tartan]

Lol

[open bane]

Neat

[open bane]

Thicc i

[mint spear]

😩

[dusty magnet]

very cool nyx, thank you.

[dusty magnet]

hmm

[ripe jackal]

oh

[sterile tartan]

Oh

[dusty magnet]

oh

[undone moat]

oh my god I'm dying

these are insane

[undone moat]

HOH

[dusty magnet]

im fucking dead dude i think the gonorrhea one takes the cake

[undone moat]

les do it

[open bane]

Holy fuck guys

[mint spear]

Hahahaha

[mint spear]

Hahahahahahaha

[dusty magnet]

haha

[undone moat]

jesus

(macintosh plus theme)

[sterile tartan]

Inspirobot doesn't want us to reproduce

[open bane]

GyUys

[open bane]

Lmao

[dusty magnet]

Please.

[undone moat]

[torpid dust]

@undone moat IM A FUCKING TAURUS

AND THATS ACCURATE

HELP

AI IS TOO SMART

[undone moat]

fucking run

[mint spear]

ur a whore? 🤔

[torpid dust]

Adventurous Human, Cruel, and Unusual Whore

[undone moat]

NO U

[dusty magnet]

NYX SAME HOLY SHIT

[undone moat]

wait

[mint spear]

Well now I know that you both have birthdays in either April or May.

[undone moat]

oh damn am I a taurus?

[mint spear]

takes note

[undone moat]

my birthday is may 20

[dusty magnet]

whats a snote

[mint spear]

Wow

[torpid dust]

you're a Taurus

[dusty magnet]

mine is may 10th

[undone moat]

takes snot

[mint spear]

Shhh no snote

[torpid dust]

you're almost a Gemini

by like 2 days

but you're a Taurus

[mint spear]

Wow

[undone moat]

cool, I'm a whore

[dusty magnet]

i yam taurus

[torpid dust]

lots of fucking tauruses

y'all motherfuckers stealing my months

[dusty magnet]

no

[dusty magnet]

dibs

[mint spear]

Not me

[dusty magnet]

me neither

[torpid dust]

@undone moat true

Was this AI based off of my life or

[undone moat]

NOT THE AMBITION.

[dusty magnet]

oh okay then

[undone moat]

OH MY GOD

THIRD LINE

[torpid dust]

NEVER LET A KICK IN THE GROIN GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR LOVEMAKING

[undone moat]

"NEVER LET A KICK IN THE GROIN GET IN THE WAY OF A MOMENT"

[mint spear]

My love making involves being kicked in the groin tbh

[dusty magnet]

thats my kink

[undone moat]

oh fuck

[mint spear]

Oh, hi Bee

[undone moat]

thanks dislexia

[mint spear]

😏

[undone moat]

asdas

[torpid dust]

regret the invasion of humans

I lov it

[dusty magnet]

oh... uh...

[torpid dust]

NEVER APPRECIATE EXCREMENT

READ THAT WHOLE ONE

[dusty magnet]

hey hex...

[torpid dust]

IT'S GOLD

[undone moat]

[torpid dust]

That's

relevant

[mint spear]

Too real

Shut the bot down

[dusty magnet]

too fucking real

[undone moat]

oof ouch my feelings

[open bane]

Lmao

[mint spear]

hahaha

[open bane]

Nice

[open bane]

True

[mint spear]

ur a freak show

[open bane]

Tbh

[undone moat]

thanks

[open bane]

Wait a sec

That nickname...

[undone moat]

LEAVE ME ALONE DAMNIT THAT'S A PERSONAL PROBLEM

[torpid dust]

w h

[mint spear]

Wut?

[open bane]

Jesus

[mint spear]

Oh man, I just looked at the released images of Saudi Arabia cutting the journalist up.

[open bane]

Holy shit

[mint spear]

I fucking wish I didn;t

[open bane]

Uh

[mint spear]

😦

[dusty magnet]

wait what

[dusty magnet]

oh fuck me i read that wrong jesus christ

[mint spear]

GOOD point

AYYYYYYYYYY

[dusty magnet]

yumn

[undone moat]

I think I'm breaking the bot a bit

[mint spear]

🤔

[torpid dust]

Horrible request but DM me the link Hex

[dusty magnet]

same

[torpid dust]

I'm always intrigued to see stuff like this

[open bane]

I thought the released photos were fake

Unless this was like today

[mint spear]

TOday

[dusty magnet]

me too hex

[torpid dust]

That's considerably less gruesome than I thought it'd be

[mint spear]

I think it's more Turkey grabbing Saudi Arabia by the balls tbh

"We got more"

Sort of thing

[dusty magnet]

i wanna be included

[open bane]

Who released these photos?

[mint spear]

Turkey

[open bane]

Oof

[dusty magnet]

I wanna see the photos

[mint spear]

They got the whole thing for sure.

[dusty magnet]

oh jesus

[mint spear]

AYYYYYYY

[dusty magnet]

not as gruesome as i thought as well but can you fucking imagine

[mint spear]

"I think I could be about to finish"

[dusty magnet]

were they alive or did they kill them first?

[mint spear]

TBH, they're probably as gruesome as they can publicly release without any kind backlash

[dusty magnet]

thats true

[undone moat]

o shit

[dusty magnet]

what does that even mean

[dusty magnet]

HAHA