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prudish? 
He doesn't want to see squid bits shoved in his face
Who here thinks the next update will release in August agian lol
Some of the other outfits are totally cool.
But the more revealing ones, I'm like...But, these are...Kids, and that's...I dunno.
Leon and Wooper, just be aware of this, if you try to play the server right now:
My net is being wonky, and I can't do anything but wait.
Oof, thanks for the notice Quavelen.
@mint spear The minecraft server.
Uuh, ya sure ya want that location data up there like that tho?
Leon, people have to use my IP to connect lol. That means they already have my location.
I don't really care lol.
Yeah, if they do a little more, but eh.
risky bidniss
Anywho, yeah, I'm still way into Splatoon's ridiculousness.
Here, screenie of a comment I made on the subject before:
Yup.
I just don't really care if people know. My living situation is... odd enough, that it really doesn't matter.
Did Splatoon 2 have a single-player mode to it? 🤔
From #general-voice, for context:
interesting
I'm happy to continue hosting if people are okay with it. I've zero intentions of stopping, unless I'm told to.
Nope, no issues from me. I've more than enough power to spare, and can easily use my pc alongside hosting.
It's not a "monster" per say, but it is a bit overkill for most tasks.
i7-7700k, 32GB ddr4, 1080 Ti, and ~4TB of space
I've dedicated 16GB of memory to the server, and it's running on a 256GB NVMe ssd.
Seems the network stuff is over with for now.
@fickle obsidian yes and that's one of the reasons i'm insanely pumped for more single player content
Oooh, goood stuff.
I'd like to try a little of Splatoon's multi, but given Nintendo's weird as hell online stuff, I'm much more into single player stuff.
why can't consoles just be like PCs with online multi v_v
Because they're consoles. >.>
🤔 why can't my PC be more like my consoles?
<.<
🤔
insert anti-console rhetoric
I'd be okay with Nintendo's strangely outdated service if you didn't have to pay for it
insert fuck cryptocurrencies
granted it's less than $2 a month but
you don't have to pay for it yet
yet
that's how they getcha
but depending on what they're doing with Virtual Console and all that it might be pretty worth it
or not
I blame Microsoft for this mess
microsoft just had to get into the console market and mess it all up
basically
then they tried to do PC stuff and fucked that up so tremendously it would be hilarious if it weren't so sad & inconvenient
@fickle obsidian Lol. Ethereum, bitcoin, zCash, and a few others are the main ones at fault for gpu prices right now. Thankfully, Ethereum's data file .. 'thing', is about to surpass 4GB. The data they use to tell the gpu what to mine; so that means cards like the 1050 Ti, and the 3GB 1060 will start dropping in price again.
but at least we got Age of Empires before they went dumb
Ah, so the budget cards'll stop dropping
can't wait until ethereum is literally unminable
^
😊
so the only cards I can afford anyway and that may be rapidly outdated, lol
Well...
my 480 holds up pretty well
but I generally don't play current stuff anyway
there are lot of insane ppl then i guess? 🤔
ASICs?
I mostly stick to indies myself, but with stuff like NMS or other 3D games my PC tends to cry
@fickle obsidian Nvidia always releases a xx50 Ti model like the 550 Ti, 750 Ti, 1050 Ti, etc. So you'll be able to afford one when they do the next generation. They aren't "awesome" cards, but they're good for basic gaming in medium/high graphics.
Yeah, friend of mine grabbed a 1050 Ti recently & it handles NMS reasonably well.
Not spectacularly, but that's just NMS being NMS.
nothing handles NMS well
I'd suggest saving for a xx60 Ti model, though. The performance jump over xx50 Ti is pretty large.
Yup.
The other part to all this PC talk is mostly just that I'd love to have the relatively smooth install & play process consoles generally guarantee.
<.<
I mean, once it's all set up...
But there's almost always some weird catch I find with some PC games, lol
...That is true
A PC is the end-all for gaming, honestly. Just go overkill and you're good for the next 5+ years or so.
I attribute some of it to trying to play older games too, tho
I keep having to disable Discord overlay for random games because they cause weird bugs
Like older PC games specifically are pretty gnarly.
Due to dumb proprietary graphics/audio card madness from the "Dark Days".
better hope your soundcard is compatible!
Oh, that's a lot older than I thought
Yeah, I try to revisit some old stuff via GOG.
Assassin's Creed is weird on modern hardware, but I forget how
I'm a little starstruck. hehe 😃
I finished Witcher 3 this morning...finally.
I loved the trilogy, all the way through...and Geralt is my favorite RPG protag...
Oh, cheers on that! 😃
My tweet about finishing it was liked by Doug Cockle (voice of Geralt) 😃 hehe
nice!
<.< Nice lol.
has no idea who/what that is
has never played a Witcher game
heard about it a lot
Doug Cockle is the voice of the main character in the Witcher game series
Geralt of Rivia
i still haven't played it 
Haha, yeah. I see nothing but love for Witcher.
witcher 3 is game of the universe /s
i played like 6 minutes of the original
Same Skip. Pretty sure my PC can't handle it, lol
the original is...vastly different
And I don't really feel like trying it on console.
Also yeah, the original is such a blast to the past.
I'll poke around one day, and play it. Not today, not next week, etc.
One day.
I think my hesitance is due to my dislike of story locked games.
The most consistent thing I think I've seen about the Witcher is that they never seem to have quite nailed the combat, lol
i got the first two for like a buck during a steam sale
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
👍 👍 👍 👍
HOLYSHITSHITHOLYSHIT

I've already accepted it at this point
I NEEEED A SWITCH
its weird actually, australia doesn't nearly have the same attachment rate with the switch compared to america.
I know nobody, actually nobody that has a switch here
really? huh
Its really exciting to see one
i dunno, to me its like seeing a unicorn
I've never actually ever used one
or even seen one irl
They may have some demo stations set up in stores around ya now.
Took'em awhile around here, but they finally got'em up.
nope
I don't have a switch, nor do I want one. The last console I owned, was a Ps1. Prior to that, I had an N64, SNES, and an NES. After the Ps1, I went straight to PC and never looked back.
i've been pretty consistently in and around videogame shops the last few months
nada
its normally a ps4
Odyssey is good
if there even is a display at all
there's tons of displays of them here
maybe thats the problem then
lack of advertising
in fact, the only ads i've seen for the switch were a couple of launch ones
you know the believer ones?
believer?
the song believer by imagine dragons
the launch ad used that song
i only saw it like 2 times tho, and it pretty much 1 year ago
nothing since
i don't know which one you mean
Learn More About Nintendo Switch Here! http://www.nintendo.com/switch/ #NintendoSwitch #LegendofZelda #BreathoftheWild #ARMS #12Switch #JustDance2017 #MarioK...
yep
ah ok
it was played normally here like 2 times
that i saw
so i'm guessing that the budget went to USA and Japan
again, I literally only know of the switch through word of mouth. I see the box and games instore, but theres no communication from nintendo to us in aus
Zelda set to Imagine Dragons seems so..alien
haha
Nintendo doesn't care about the Aussies
yeah that's not edgy 😛
people call it edgy because Nintendo is usually seen as Playskool compared to what they're doing now
edginess is if it was set to like lamar and shit and it was in grungy Detroit haha
you ever seen the old gameboy ads and stuff?
yes
I'm just like
holy fuck i need a switch rn
I think 2018 might be the year i crack
did they announce a price drop?
price drop for what?
Switch
good joke
haha, nintendo is pretty bloody ridiculous with their pricing
it's selling like hot cakes, and the WiiU never had a price reduction, just bundles
it was price reduced in australia
but yeah, Once SSB is out on switch I'm selling my Wii U
since like
it serves no purpose
i still have a few games on it i need to beat
it is no longer the smash machine
like XCX and Tokyo Mirage Sessions
Not to be a downer to anyone but I've been a little sad the past day because I found out about a 60 year old guy that passed away while playing Elite Dangerous while he was streaming.
No official cause announced but a lot of the people in the chat of the stream assume it was his heart.
Oh no! That's...Oof. I guess at least they were doing something they enjoyed. =/
Yeah
He was cherished among his friends and they called him 'grandfather'
https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php/411482 Here's the thread about it if ya'll are curious
Dear Frontier, we want to share with you the sad news. Unfortunately our dear friend Valery, suddenly died during his stream. He was a humble man of sixty years. Many players called his grandfather.
The game was for him a lot, he often spent streams, talked with us. But now he is dead.
We remember how he fought with pirates and PVP players with us, shoulder to shoulder.
We are few, but we ask you to perpetuate his name on the expanses of the Milky Way. Maybe it will be a station, an
there's a link to the stream but be warned, its mostly in Russian so you wont be able to understand it unless you're familiar with it
I know of two 60+ gamers; one I knew personally for a number of years. The one I knew personally is Russian as well.
He doesn't stream. though.
You dont actually see or hear him passing away on the stream
He was in the middle of combat and then control of the ship just goes and its left spinning
time passes, people in the chat start to panic more
people didnt start saying their goodbyes until like the last two minutes of the stream but i think they found out before then because there's a long bit of silence toward the end
@candid quail
[02:50:03 WARN]: WithYouInSpirit moved too quickly! 129.31855658342255,-52.68354867953539,-85.81878679618299
[02:50:14 INFO]: WithYouInSpirit lost connection: Timed out
[02:50:14 INFO]: WithYouInSpirit left the game
Its kicking you, because you're triggering the integrated anti-cheat thing due to network lag on your end.
This same message is being repeated.
Nice!
Cheers!
Ok, though those trains are still in operation so I wouldn't be surprised.
Goodnight friends
Night Spaceman!
that DOF tho
yeah adds to the composition I guess
@ripe jackal thanks for the free signs
I'll clean up the water for you in your house
Astronomy pic of the day
Explanation: Combined image data from the massive, ground-based VISTA telescope and the Hubble Space Telescope was used to create this wide perspective of the interstellar landscape surrounding the famous Horsehead Nebula. Captured at near-infrared wavelengths, the region's dusty molecular cloud sprawls across the scene that covers an angle about two-thirds the size of the Full Moon on the sky. Left to right the frame spans just over 10 light-years at the Horsehead's estimated distance of 1,600 light-years. Also known as Barnard 33, the still recognizable Horsehead Nebula stands at the upper right, the near-infrared glow of a dusty pillar topped with newborn stars. Below and left, the bright reflection nebula NGC 2023 is itself the illuminated environs of a hot young star. Obscuring clouds below the base of the Horsehead and on the outskirts of NGC 2023 show the tell-tale far red emission of energetic jets, known as Herbig-Haro objects, also associated with newborn stars.
dis is it for me
Yeah, 'pparently.
mhmm
is that like a transparency thing?
side note, the glowstone looks so much better in the redesign
What's weird is I threw out the old files when I installed the new version, so I dunno what's going on there. 🤔
seems like we need a doctor
🤷 Most other stuff seems to look okay.
doctor strange
doctor spook
doctor spock
my game is a lggy boi
🦎
?
@tiny tartan when you get back online
i need help
my game don't work too good none
(i'm getting stuck on logging in at "loading terrain")
i've restarted twice
Did you know CraftBook lets you read bookshelves by shift-right clicking them?
oh what the FUCK
Interesting that this has happened to the two australian players, and only the australian players
probably an anti-lag or anti-cheat measure gone wrong
games like "the fuck why are these players upside down?"
=/
aussie racism
Btw, these fonts are displaying properly, yeah?
Yeah
yep
yes
wtf signs
Yay!
its borked for you as well?
yee
is it an optifine thing?
^
my end is fine
I'm literally running everything about as vanilla as can be, lol
Unless there's some lingering old version data somehow interfering. 🤔
Does Minecraft toss stuff elsewhere besides .minecraft that you'd typically need to muck with? (probably yes)
lol
so I guess I have the unique ability to toggle this problem 🤔
So guess it may be that.
Colorblindess with a switch
Think that's the commonality between ya three, you're each using shaders...Sometimes, yeah?
So it goes back to weird after I turn em off
mhmm
does it do that for you too Whale?
no
Huh. 🤔
Clearly it's simply a cursed font colour.
cursed?
cursed
definitely cursed
spirit, would you say you're...cursed?
What on Earth are you doing?!
making cursed objects obviously
cursing the things yes
guys ima get on rn
you have a horse?!
Minecraft 
smash 1 redux
smash 1 resmashered
Smash 5: Switch it up!
tag team battles
The Smash and the Bros
homerun derby except you waggle your hand in front of the ir camera as fast as you can
you know whats been niggling me in the back of my old thunk tank recently
I'd love a top down smash platformer fighter
top down? 🤔
like literally just flat or
well now i'm infinitely more confused
perspective like that
but with smash combat
mebe like a singplayer campaign
I dunno, i was mucking around with the old smash camera in Wii U
and i thought, hey, top down would actually be pretty neato
i want subspace emissary 2 pls
or that
the og one was so promising
it fell like just short
but hot damn what i got right
it got right
poor robs 😦
were all the smash 4 teasers as spooky as this one?
the first smash 4 thing was the animal crossing one remember?
it was straight into it
announced like 5 new characters, showed off combat and graphics
I have a feeling we might get a trailer like that at e3
i'm hype
oi skip you should change your icon to the smash one and see if anyone notices haha
i'd notice 👀
you know what else i'm hype for?
SPLATOON 2 DLC BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
dude that trailer was trippy as shit
also haha
crash bandicoot on a muthafuckingnintendoconsole
truly we live in the weirdest timeline
actually that octopath thing looks pretty neat as well
and mario tennis
i'm HYPE for mario tennis
it was one of my favorite n64 games
and octopath should be a really good rpg, yeah
i've never played mario tennis before
it seems pretty odd haha
the only sport games ik mario in is the olympics ones
mario golf on gameboy and gameboy advance were legit some of the best golf games ever
and they are shite
yeah those don't count
lol
i just want animal crossing on the switch
truly
if they had an animal crossing as well
you'll get animal crossing pocket camp AND LIKE IT
i'd fucking take out my longterm deposite rn and fucking spend it
rn
i'd just
go broke
aaaaaa
my teacher is sick so I can go home if I get permission from my parents
but my mom doesn't react 
I'm literally the only kid in class atm
it's Leon's
WIP
yeah
Uuhh, it's 48 blocks around and I think about 22 blocks high...Soo, 1,056 or so?
did you actually mine that?
The first half or so, yeah.
Then I realized I could craft it in a big, "Duh!" moment.
Just totally overlooked that recipe appearing in my crafting book or whatever they call it.
Mmhm! Cobblestone & diorite.
I thought the same and it was killing me trying to find good veins of it.
Oh and if you need stone, there‘s about 4-5 chests full of stuff I got when digging the hole for my house, feel free to take some
Haha, thanks, but I have a ton too from my early mining.
sigh
wish i could go back to the days where i would play minecraft with my only friend
@gusty cobalt what the hell happened to your base?
I‘m expanding
Building a house in there, I wanted to build the frame of it too but then digging has taken 3 hours so I went to bed
Btw, the torches on the outside reflect the floors on the inside. Except for the two sets of topmost ones, those are just there to help spot it from a distance in the night
How did you get that orthographic perspective on the picture though @candid quail
Dynmap
We have that?
Heh
How can I view it
So you‘re telling me that instead of searching for villages for 2 hours I coulda looked there...
Oh nvmd actually there‘s fog of war
So I didn‘ explore for nothing
I think that may be Taco's?
lol, this is why i'm thankful for those of us that put up signs
wyis's house is a triumph
it is
Yeah, haven't visited in person yet, but even from the map it's 👍
now all he needs is a few slaves
🤦
ah
my only complaint would be the roof
the roof's too simple compared to the rest
I'm really amused they went outta the way to fence up so much territory, lol
I always find roofs hard to decide on. 😮
why are you exiled
(nobody knows)
unique composition
Have any of us really gone back to creative much?
I've left a rather nice reply on Kev's no u
And also it's fantastic for Elytra flying
omg it's so much desert
Oh dear, You might find Via
Via?
Village In Africa
What‘s an elytra
hey is anyone up for vc?
wings
whats ssb
super smash bros
oh right
I‘ll probably be on in 5-10 min
yes
my mentor/teacher is sick
and you need permission to go home
otherwise you are skipping school
and my mom doesnt freaking respond 
well
browser discord is broken still
then make them say yeah you can go home
i dont have any friends
i ahve no real life friends that can help me like that
no, that doesnt work
gamer you can go home Xx
the person i have to show it to knows a bit about phones and computers
fucking
lmao
also woop mate
now do it in dutch :P
C
i've done a thing
A thing/
OK
i felt bad about it so i hooked you up
Ooo, now I'm intrigued
Mhmm
rng god has spoken
i believe in you bud!
woop
spirit and I had the same problem
its just like, a brute force thing
Hmm
i killed you btw
and took your items that way theres no chance they glitch lag or something
i put them in a chest
its weird tho woop
you weren't getting a low signal per say
I think its like a server glitch
any chance you could join in for vc tho?
I could probably cone in VC, yeah
Though Minecraft is probably out of the question 😅
Quavelen did mention some issues with their ISP hours ago
Could be spiking up a tad for some folks? 🤷
Give me a second and I'll be in VC
?
Is it TheLegend27?!
Yeah, TheLegend27.
Who is the legend 27?
Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever.
Born from fire.
I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.
I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape…
WHAM!!! Just like that!
collective gasps
Iphone Notification
What? No, no no no, no no no!
Iphone Notification
That’s impossible!
“TheLegend27” has captured my hero!
Mine too!
Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad.
You have no idea what just happened.
I might have some idea.
Woman turns around, and powers her device’s screen, showing she is in fact TheLegend27
Aight all
Remember 2 months ago when I had my driving exam and that woman failed me for no reason at all?
Had the redo today. Had a chill dude who was literally 65 and got'em
2 months too late but ey
Heeyoo, sucks that it got put off like that, but glad ya got it!
Also maan am I split on whether I should rework the diagonals on my building in MC. =/
Fris was that two months ago?! 😱
Anyway, congrats on the license! It's a life changer! Stay safe out there 😛
well, once ya get a car it is, anyway, lol
That's the same here because we "exchange" our learners license for our full license. But we're still allowed to drive while we're waiting on our full license
Even when I passed they still want to suck on my money
Wait... Learners License? We ain't got that shit
why did my mother buy this again..?
it's a gigantic pot of liquid-ish peanut butter
just...
what
what would we even use this for?!
Easier to spread?
yeah ikr
Great for shakes
ikr
Yuk
its fucking
what
In a Shake!
high quality penaut butter usually has some water in it
and you need tomix it a bit before you spread every time
Your name fits this perfectly
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Could be
There already is enough multiplayer for me tbh. Just the idea that every time I warp someone could be there excites me enough. I don't necessarily need high quality player models etc
I mean sure it would be cool. But it's not the biggest fix the game currently need
but look at all the random generated super cool npc traveller models
like wut
Lol about to say
But with no I meant that I didn't mean that
I meant planet generation needing to get 80% more variation than it currently has
And audio design needs to get cracked up WAY more, that would make planets feel so much more alive
That's an underestimated problem. The audio on planets
I'd prefer that I be able to keep my progress in charting that stuff out first & foremost still
Indeed
Bugs also need a hot fix
Especially bugs like that
But we were talking about features rather than bugs
Mm, was mainly reading into hotfix
But yeah, more variance is always appreciated
It's merely the core of the game that's currently lacking
What's the point of adding stuff like multiplayer, or even the previous updates we had with bases etc, when the core of the game is still missing
Just my oppinion
Part of that core is more aggressive/responsive environs to me
Yes
That's part of the variation. Currently there is 1 plant that attacks and its always the exact same except for the color
Well and texture & leaves
If the plant attacked only on some planets, and there were way more plants that could attack, it would be way better
Also some shooting projectiles maybe
Currently way too predictable
I'm alive, I swear.
@paper nimbus, someone edited the staff warp entirely. I had it as plain text with heads, and barrier blocks.
Idk who it was.
Yeah, I noticed...Thought it was you, though!
Nope. I used barrier blocks so it couldn't be seen by looking up from '/spawn'.
Someone apparently didn't like that though.
I know Whale likes to go behind me and change my signs into formatted stuff.
So maybe he did the signs.
@candid quail, and @sweet hawk. According to multiple results after googling, the specific disconnections you were getting are due to extremely heavy latency on your end.
This:
[11:01:22 WARN]: WithYouInSpirit moved too quickly! 257.0195903684944,-43.0625,27.99938562628813
[11:01:35 INFO]: WithYouInSpirit lost connection: Timed out
[11:01:35 INFO]: WithYouInSpirit left the game
The game thinks you're cheating due to your ping, and it kicks you.
I had that problem when I used to host a server awhile back
Well, they're aussies (according to what I got from chat) so that's probably just it. High ping when trying to connect.
I'm in Oregon, in the US.
So that's almost the complete opposite side of the planet.
Interestingly, my ping skyrockets for ~5 seconds after I teleport any reasonable distance
Doesn't kick me, though
I guess maybe it's to do with loading the chunks around the player?
I was just reading about a similar thing on the spigot site from a few years ago (2016). Someone with far superior specs was having the same problem, and they were told to pre-generate the world a bit. Apparently that helped them, because it was all the chunk generating that was causing certain players to have higher latency than normal. Especially those with high ping to begin with. So, it's server-side mixed with client side.
I'll do that.
Also, what was the '/tps' at, when someone said it was dropping? I forgot who said that, but I saw it when I was scrolling through the console.
It's at 19.9 now.
Is TPS per player?
I was running it for a while and it was all 19.7, 19.8
but Whale said it was dropping...
Okay, anything above 18 is fine.
To be fair, 19.9 to 19.7 is dropping.
<.<
Not by a noticeable amount, though.
You won't notice anything above 18.
Drops below 18, are when block lag and rubberbanding start.
Anywho, I'll see about pre-generation for the worlds.
Hmm, no. I'll get a confirmation first, and create a thread. If it's deemed the same issue, then I'll start that. Otherwise, I'd prefer it if I could resolve whatever's causing it correctly.
old ?
yes
Ok
:thonk:
im in the US as well, but closer to russia than u can get in the states
where is this server located?
o wait. u guys are all probs a work rn
tbc in Europe im guessing
How old do you think I am?
idk
I have no idea where the server is based
ok. im guessing in europe somwhere
ya
just fiber optic cables in the ocean carrying data at the speed of light (Which is not fast enough apparently)
but im probably farther than WithYouInSprit
so i dont get it
@mortal crescent, I mean... you could always just look at the chat just above lol. https://i.imgur.com/6MecvNl.png
natrual regen dont work
i have my hunger all the way up, butim not healing?
wots the ip for da server again?
nvm
Minecraft has a saturation mechanic where hunger does not equal health, an invisible value assigned to food does
There's a mod called AppleSkin if you want to see it
no clue
...
What's going on with those leaves?
... some kind of conflict with assets
tor rendering bug
maybe it just don't like 1.12.2
it kinda looks like you switched multiple shader packs in one session
but they all shred my little laptop
Is it named Africa because it looks like Africa, or because it's a Savannah?
they're alpacas
witch one will kill you on sight
both
I like this so you should too
wtf is it?
Why not both?
Wtd is it?
Ywes, ah wike et!
woop, your pact hasn't reached its date yet
if it's not in pins it's not a real pact 😤
Ah chuse
aw cheese
tree progress of the day
I stopped counting the leaves I needed a long time ago but it's over 30 stacks now easily
holy moly
it's starting to fill out, and it's doing it pretty well
You making rooms in the leaves and branches, or?
Unrelated query... why don't people 'in general' (not this channel) bother to read stuff in its entirety? >.<
The vast majority of people I've run into will either skim, or read a few lines and assume they know it all already.
It's really frustrating.
Because it's easy and doesn't require much effort
I know what you're talking about...though mostly on Reddit
Uh
because sometimes they haven't looked in places for a while and they don't want to read through 500+ messages
o.O
Becaz iz ez and do nut rekire ffrt
Skip, I'm referring to stuff like a single, long forum post.
Not a bunch of messages.
Lik wikipda?
Ya
also what's the IP? even though i know like a bazillion people asked it didn't find it through the search
73.11.77.220:25799
gracias
Uh, I keep breaking the thing
actually i should make a new skin first 🤔
What thing?
Just use mine
Minecraft name, @dire saddle? I need to assign you your role.
Oh, THAT'S who that was
huh?
stop breaking the thing
i haven't joined yet 
Okay, it's set now.
saw that name in the SF3 leaderboards way back and thought it was Sav or something
Sky factory 3
ah
i'm not using your skin 
hell naw
found one til i make my own
@dire saddle
[19:39:30 WARN]: FenwayFan25 moved too quickly! 4.263570986372201,9.0,2.6444487774559207
[19:40:14 INFO]: FenwayFan25 lost connection: Timed out
[19:40:14 INFO]: FenwayFan25 left the game
Well, I'm waiting on a proper response from this: https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/moved-too-quickly-and-then-timed-out.307915/
huh
what the heck is this place
this
I'm getting unreasonably angry at these people on the Spigot forums, so I apologise if I seem snappy or short with anyone here.
It's fine, People can be tiresome
I'm going to try something; disabling a setting.
Okay.
Hopefully that did the trick.
@arctic eagle, @dire saddle, @sweet hawk, could one of you try logging in now? I want to see if that timeout thing is resolved.
Also, I opped you Skip, as you're one of the staff.
So I'll add you to the staff warp.

Off-topic, at the Spigot people: Is reading comprehension not taught at schools these days? >.>
neato
I guess not.
[20:11:44 INFO]: FenwayFan25 lost connection: Timed out
[20:11:44 INFO]: FenwayFan25 left the game
huh?
Oh, random rankup. o.o
i'm still in 🤔

Yes, that was the timeout.
ok yeah whatever you did has actually made things way worse 😛
it was fine before aside from the one disconnect
The only thing I changed, was this:
I made it so the dynmap doesn't trigger on player movement.

If that setting did anything, it was reduce load on the server. However, it doesn't seem to have resolved the issue you and a few others are having.
dang
So it's back to fighting with the spigot people.
it was going fine til then 😛
The last reply I got, was this:
Still waiting on more.
I mean, I even said it affects all players in like the first sentence lol.
Idk why reading is so difficult for them.

Just to appease them and make then shush about the dynamic map, I'll remove it and show them that it still happens without it. >.<
They won't take my word that it was happening to people (WithYouInSpirit) before the map.
Okay, would someone like to try joining so I can screenshot it and show them? >.>
Skip, wooper, joey, or spirit I guess.
Idk who else was affected.
On another note, I've added Skip to the warp: https://i.imgur.com/d8k1K1c.png
@dire saddle If/when you can login, you can use '/nick' to change to Skipspace if you want.
wow thanks
That Spigot thread is...something else
Yup.
What's the difference between staff and being OP'd
I thought that meant you had every command lol
Yea exactly
So what perms do I not have?
OP has all. I'm saying staff ranks don't have all.
So I'm above staff?
You, whale, and a few other players who aren't staff on discord, I opped because no actual staff had joined yet.
The server needed staff.
Wait so I am staff?
In a sense, yes.
Until the actual staff play actively.
Only three staff members have joined - Spirit, Clover, and Skip.
Out of them, only Spirit has played a lot.
He made an entire national park
But without any rules. I assume I'm not allowed to break the trees there but...
*beats head against desk*
@neon rock, maybe you could help me resolve this... lol. I mean, it's worth a try, but it's unrelated to NMS. Kinda. In a nutshell, I volunteered to host a MineCraft server for some people here and there's been an issue occuring for some specific players. It's unrelated to any plugins (basically "mods", but server-side), it's unrelated to my own network, and the only real loose end right now is that someone on the spigot forums thinks its related to Windows.
The thread is what I linked above.
I assume with your brains, you could probably figure it out lol.
@glass sleet, well what do you think it is, then?
I'm all ears, and willing to try whatever.
^ So spirit can actually play.
I'm willing to bet that it's your network.
C o m c a s t
If it was my net, everyone would have issues. Whale, and others were happily playing whilst Spirit couldn't connect at all.
IOException means that (usually) in this case a connection or some communication channel (be it disk or network) that should be open actually isn't.
Spirit is also how many miles away?
Spirit, please run a traceroute to flannery's server
Of a sort. Likely connection timeouts.
(minecraft, like other games, uses a whole bunch of things to ensure the server is "online", namely heartbeat packets)
When I ran my own network, I mitigated this issue by setting a very high internal timeout limit, and then using a load balancer in strategic locations to manage sessions. Of course, I was running a full thing so I could keep people in different regions isolated, but one of your best bets right now would be to increase timeout limits and then, if you can, actually put the server on reliable/real infrastructure.
You're hosting a game server in your basement, on what seems like a general purpose computer. That's pretty much asking for trouble.
o.o Okay, um. Is there a way to force it to have a high timeout limit?
I used a custom version of Bukkit, but I think there may be a config somewhere.
Here's my Spigot.yml file, if it's in there: https://pastebin.com/RbjHMxEA
There's also a setting that says connection-throttle: 4000 in the bukkit.yml file.
Would that be it?
Connection throttling determines how long a client needs to wait before logging in again.
Let me see if I can find where it is, it's been a while since i've touched vanilla servers
wait, no. they don't have a config. i hope you don't want to compile.
(i'd advise against that, anyways)
Your best solution would be for you to either get lower-latency internet, figure out some way to make windows less heavy, or have your players not have as bad internet.
AUS <-> US connections are not known for their resilience or low latency.
haha
best bet: https://aws.amazon.com/ec2/
Also bandwidth != ping
Ping (latency) is how long it takes a single packet to travel between any two points on the Internet. Bandwidth is how many packets can be transmitted in a set amount of time,
So, nothing I can do then. =/
https://i.imgur.com/YYinO94.png
And yes, I'm aware of what ping is lol. I'm not that ignorant about networking.
ex: A UPS truck has insanely high bandwidth, but also extremely high latency. That is, you can deliver a lot of packets really quickly, but each individual packet is slow.
Comcast is the better option of the two, and both are disgusting.
This is the Amazon EC2 API Reference . It provides descriptions, syntax, and usage examples for each of the actions and data types for Amazon EC2 and Amazon Virtual Private Cloud (Amazon VPC).
Have fun!
Well, thanks. The conclusion is I can't do anything about it, then.
@glass sleet I have a 208ms ping to Brisbane Australia via Optus: http://www.speedtest.net/result/7126059180
The bandwidth suffered quite a bit, though.
Oops, that was Darwin. Not Brisbane.
Alright, try pinging it a few thousand times. Also, the routing from you to wyis is going to be very different than wyis to you
(also note you were going from home connection -> datacenter. your users don't have a datacenter. it's home -> home)
Well, still. It's not like I can just go buy better internet. The two options I have are Comcast and Century Link. The latter is far worse, whereas the former is my current poison.
I currently have the best package available in my area, which is pretty low. The network infrastructure over here isn't good enough to support their 1Gb/s speeds.
"HSD Blast Pro"
That's the name of the internet package.
@candid quail, could you please do this in a command console?
tracert 73.11.77.220
Not sure if the port is also needed for a trace route, but it's :25799 if so. KazWolf asked you to do this earlier, but I guess you didn't see it.
Hi friends
Hello.
also nice orange @tiny tartan
Lol, thanks. It was unexpected and happened as I was chatting.
