#off-topic-bond-james-bond
1 messages ยท Page 1928 of 1
and get distracted by discord // i do computer science and film studies
oh this isnt uni
college
At least you only have, what, a year or so left?
that doesn't really work as good in text form but you get what i mean
Uni
It's potato potato
although tomato works too I geuss
oh, uh. theres prep, then grade 1-5 which is primary, then 6-9 is middle school, then 10-12 is high school
all i'm saying is if you let a fish swim through your tomato sauce of course it won't be good for a pizza or anything else okay
afterwards theres uni or tafe
I have 8 classes of lower school, then a max of 6 for middle school, then uni and shit
Joey, it's not that funny ๐
Uh, It's just year 13
wait wait wait
wait what
run run run
you do year 12 in high school...? woop
do you still do normal school stuff in year 13? or is it completely different?
Oh, no, I was talking to Joey, He found year 13 funny, I guess
I only did 11 in high school.
Uh, well, 5 years, up to 11
Child
I'll find it funny if year 13 is just straight up more school, then you got lumped with extra school
also 69?
in college you choose what u wanna study
what?
school
SUUUUUCKS
o
so its like proto uni?
anyway college here we choose our shit so i chose computer science and film studies, then at uni you do one thing, which will be computer science 
I've never broken a bone, fun fact
69 is an immature joke, that's all I know
yeah, i just want to know why it was brought up?
so college is like 2 years, or if u mess up at year 1 you can do a 3rd year if your grades are high
oh its cos my discrim i sent a pic then you sent hahahaha a lot
aaa break is over
alright, so uh, we leave school at grade 12, which at that point is just normal high school, you choose some subjects but you have to do all the normal things too
farewell

seeya!
so I've gone and picked a bachelor of creative industries for Uni, meaning I major in Screen content production and interactive and visual design. I do that for 3 years (for 8 grand each year, yikes) then I'm out
"Any questions?"
"Yea, how long is my lunch hour?"
"An hour..."
"Oh, yea..."
i wish
at my old school first break was 45 minutes, and second break was 30. so over an hour but split up annoyingly
my first break is 15 minutes, the second is 30 minutes
yikes my dude
Some of my "teachers" forgot the time <.<
Maritime vessels have aquariums with trained dolphins in the event of taking on water, so that they can retrieve emergency aid.
also
hee hee
sneaky me doing discord during school hours
Np.
hahaha
way too often that the entire break would get eaten up, and then maybe get an extra 5 min added to a later one
why don't you have bells?
Dolphins are excellent at helping.
dolphins are like super cool
Except UZO.
ouch
no school bells in the college/uni equivalent
so one more thing guys
is a year 13 like really not too uncommon?
have i been living a lie?
Yes.
oshit
But that's the least of it.
ohno.
that sounds silly but as long as theres like an actual split between the years it isn't really
I dunno, I guess i actually kinda got screwed over more, since i had to do one more year of high school
I went to school for 18 years in total <.<
you guys jumped to college at year 12?
i dont have anything to say
and by describing the problem, i have solved it
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
@ryan are you in Quebec?
...Quebec?
Canada
No just hadn't heard of anywhere outside of quebec that did grade 11 and then college
Each province in Canada does school a bit different. Quebec does grade 11 then 2-3 years of college before university. The rest of Canada does grade 12 and then uni.
Huh, I'm pretty sure some sixth forms do that in the UK
@spiral cairn thats exactly the same as what ive done
the grade 11 then 2/3 years of college
Cool. I had no idea it worked that way in the UK
He's busy atm
You cant be busy if you are dead so that's a good thing
im dead
Hi here's something I just made and am not proud of
I had to make it so an animal could go in it
Hamster ๐ฎ
You two ok?
This really makes me want to make one for my turtle lol.
why
do webhooks
not play nicely with reddit
:(
Oooh cute that it's an animal house โบ
one day... i'm gonna have 6 monitors..
๐
Is it the weekend yettttt!!
1 hour to go here in the UK until out of work time for me! ๐
I have nothing in my mail
sadly
Just discovered, Radeon Relive is AMAZING for streaming
Hadn't heard of that before; just had a quick google. Looks a bit like the Nvidia streaming setup.
I don't game on my PC much, just simulation games really
i'm streaming now
The lay out is so awesome
a little cool chatbox included too
it looks so modern
So you're streaming from your PC to a living room TV or something, or just another device?
Just from my PC?
Hang on, maybe I've picked it up wrong. I thought it was a streaming kit for streaming from A-B but no?
Is it more like cloud gaming?
Twitch streaming, right?
Radeon Relive is not only Streaming but also Recording
And yes Twitch streaming
but right now i'm having some connection issue's
wich is normal first time use?
Ah OK, yeah I was in a completely different place to you then. I was thinking streaming from device a to device b, or cloud gaming. I don't do any social network streaming lol
you should do it, it's really awesome
once you do this, you'd do it everyday
I'm sure you'll love it
Haha, I've nothing interesting to say, and people would laugh at my gaming skills :p
Well, streaming is not only for gaming right xd
Hah, that's true! Could be a comedy channel. "How to die.. alot"
If you don't have enough time to render video's or editing and still want to start a community
then twitch is great
Yeah, it's defnitely a commitment to your followers, huh
@young horizon Red Shirts rule!
๐
The Red Power Ranger kinda sucks though right?
!
they all do
Like he just comes above the yellow ranger in terms of coolness
#off-topic-bond-james-bond maybe?
Here we are ๐
๐ Left #waking-titan-arg because it was more like general than general was
#waking-titan-arg will swell at the next clue
Been trying to hang out here lately, but not much happens ^^ lol
Oh yeah Red, I'm looking forward to that haha
I like the hype. Server goes into overload which is a bit maddening when it's repetitive, but there's good control of it
@DS#1048 u bad ๐
Guys I'm off for now, and travelling to the in-laws for the weekend!! Probably won't be on Discord much unless any major ARG-shiz happens so have a great weekend everyone, and catch you next week! ๐
๐
What is that?
Relive? Piece of software for AMD graphics cards that's supposed to give instant replays and easy recording and Twitch streaming
i'd rather have Relive at this point since it's bottlenecking my OBS * - *
i think the two are conflicting with each other
wich is why OBS gives me issue's
you can turn relive off, but OBS generally takes more processing power anyway so
Lol indeed
I'd say, use the features you get ^^
that's my motto xD
i'm so confused does @raven plaza work in Hello Games? since i remember a no man's sky trailer with 'discovered by Hello Games - Ryan'
Over four minutes of No Man's Sky gameplay footage, which premiered at PlayStation Experience. May contain content inappropriate for children, visit www.esrb...
3:40
maybe
youd never know
*3;20
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
yeah ofcourse like
yes i work in hello games
๐
yes, i hello games.
I AM HELLO GAMES
hello game how are you
"Good morning, Minecraft. How are you today?"
"Hi, Terraria, hows it hangin'?"
im good thx
"Roblox, you look as bad as always."
:oof:
๐ด
@mint spear He does, I thought everyone knew that?
Oh god
sky are you asexual? no mans sky
WHAT
what
Just because I don't like men, that doesn't make me asexual ๐ค
That's how I got here, duh
hit me
k
A goat?
no mans lie
@neon fog you're right, youre not asexual, just evil
No hate pls
/ban
b@n
.mute
zentrey whats your joke
i thought you were americasn
๐ ฑ@|\I
uhm
Where would an astronaut park his space ship? A parking meteor!
Wich we still not have in nms
@calm vault >:(
@neon fog HELLO
<3
goddamnit zentrey xD
what is that joke?
@raven plaza HI
@neon fog HEY
HEY
Hi, Sky
How goes your l33t h4xx0r1ng?
@raven plaza HOW ARE YOU
Someone send more red pandas
"Hello No Man's @neon fog"
hELLO abba tv
moan tv
@neon fog
BEUATIFUL
it is
like ryan
awh kev <ยฃ
lol jk, he spaghetti
:(
@raven plaza โค
#RyansFaceReveal
XD
MOAN
1 year ago
wow
just as autistic <3
@raven plaza Beautiful
9
actually i was probably the same age as arteris there
is that an atlas pass in your jacket?
ryan makes me M O A N
1 year ago lol fuck off ryan that's like 2 days ago
^^^
just now
ew
CLASSY
SUCH QUALITY
fuck off
:(
get banned
:(
that's not nice kev
no u

NO U
โบ Instagram: https://instagram.com/petrolheads_nation/ โบ Russian Road Rage: http://bit.ly/UltimateRussianRoadRage โบ Best BMW M5 Sounds: http://bit.ly/BestBMW...
:/
HEY
car.avi
Fuck, Lucifer is such a good show
let the roast battle begin
I take offense to that
ryan you used to look like you wont share the xbox with your brother
๐ฎ
he didnt
my brother is 46
sorry what
no he just gave his brother the shitty third party controller
I'm your dad
what
is your dad like 70 something
what did I just walk into...?
I read that as "my brother is my ded"
he is
LMAO
errrrrrrrrrrrrrr
hot
ryan you misspelt mum
mum
adopted
sorry
bad british boy
wait
how old r u ryan
no im not adpoted
ryan is 12
my mum is 20, my dad is 28 and my brother is 46
i also have a sister
shes 22
my grandma is 12
< only child and is sick of it
I have a sister, she died of old age
I'm gonna marry her
< also only child and loves it
my sister, she got so old she turned into dust
< is also an only child
@glass sleet how
only child master race
Being an only child fucking sucks
< has complicated family structure
:(
< wants to die
i dont need to put so many layers of security on my computers
i would be sad if i had no sister
< has a family bush and not a family tree
<ded
< is really just a wolf
woof
< is secretly ryans boyfriend
< i have a brother and sister but they are not related to me does that make me an only child
Tbf, being an only child is what turned me to games
And why I spend so much time on the internet
^^^
same i am lonely @ home
brb coming over
im lonely.
Or that could be my crippling social anxiety
both \o/
cant say i know how that feels sky
I have a little sister, a one year younger stepbrother, a 3 year old half brother, a father, a mother, and a stepmother.
sky, just start dating a wolf three thousand miles away. it worked for me! ๐
i am going out to get drunk
except now i'm sad because i can never see her
moan
have fun
i will regret this night
i have already spent too much money today
and it will progressively get worse
The closest I get with going out with friends is at gaming conventions lol
same sky
sky if you have trouble making friends at school and shit
@raven plaza I STILL NEED TO BOOK TICKETS FOR INSOMNIA
i am excited for uni
AND I NEED TO SEND YOU THAT COUPON THING
yes YOU DO
I'LL FIND IT FOR YOU RN
perish
I want to go to the gaming convention ๐ฆ
uhhhhh god i havent a clue rn matt, i had a couple written down somewhere
delete him nephew
lol i wish i was smart enough for compsci
my theory is dogshit so i do the most practical course i can
lol apparantly i can get into the course wait what how are u not smart enough for it
ur smarter than me
^
compsci != programming
Well yeah I found that out the fucking hard way after being lied to by my college
ohwow
All I want from my college course is just some practical things
the nice thing about this comp sci course is that anyone can do it
But nah
high school / college have been the worst years of my life 
mood my dude
big fucking mood
"shit let's just sit and wallow in sadness and dogshit for 2 years"
was basically college for me
haha totally cant relate
hopefully it will all change as uni hits
im gonna take a gap year and do some volunteering
oh cool
I haven't gone to college much this week and I have under 65% attendance overall ๐
The only thing my college cares about though is how I'm doing in English and Maths
wow really? my col really strives for attendance, they're really hot on it
I have a meeting every monday and wednesday
So basically on monday I have 5 lessons and a meeting in a row, 9am - 5pm with like 10 mins for lunch if that
holy shit
๐
Each of my lessons are 1 hour and 15 mins
though sometimes they end early or never happen in the first place (cough, Perfessional development, cough)
Yeah.. Then there's that 1 day where I have 4 lessons back to back with no break
My whole college life sucks
my whole college life sucks \o/
I read that wrong
Don't say I didn't warn you. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Shammy/ Merch: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/ShammyTV/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/S...
he finally uploaded
God damn that comes across so snobbish to start
at least he compliments people n arg
I didn't watch the entire thing...did he bring up the latest drop?
?
The last live drop, does he discuss that at all or no?
he did say "during the creation of this video waking titan started back up again, im not going to go into that"
Of course he wouldn't go into that ๐
Sorry, Shammy has just always rubbed me the wrong way
... because he was making this video for over 4 months
Eh, I've just never been a fan of him
Wow this is trippy, i downloaded a program wich lets you make windows transparent like now i see Discord and facebook behind it XD
goodbye performance
no issue's so far xD
that's gonna eat some gpu if you're constantly having to draw it
bloody heck that would hurt my pc
@raven plaza what is your comptuer specs?
i actually got given it by some guy at work
hey ryan i got a stick of ram but idk what to do with it
stick it in your pc?
nah i cant, you want it? its 8gb, i'll give it to you for free
i took that so hard
and thanked him and offered him money but he didnt want any i was like wow ok
fucking gimme
issa MINE
i need ram too please

I need ram and a new graphics card
And a new harddrive
And a new motherboard before this one dies
And a proper network adapter
i need a new everything ๐
My computer is slightly dying
i need $$$
I need ยฃยฃยฃ
I need the people outside to fucking stop lighting fireworks
like seriously
some people still have fireworks
because Ryan we are the netherlands
people here still do their own firework shit during new years day
and these are their leftovers
yep
i put very little effort into this
@topaz cove, well Monster Hunter World just came out, I believe.
This one's supposed to be really good, smoothing out some old rough edges from prior entries.
Owo
I have to wait until the fall to play MH World on pc and Iโm not buying a ps4 just for one game :p
I have Monster Hunter Generations on my 3DS to keep me entertained until then
๐ค i want to play it but i dont want to buy it twice
Yall on that weeb shit
While iโm looking AT THE FUTURE
๐ ๐ ๐
@daring yew Idk but there was โleaked footage gameplayโ of it.
I thought there was supposed to be a gameplay reveal at E3?
Ik
Leaked footage so early?
Yeah thatโs what I thought
Strange
I wonder if thereโs going to be an ARG for it
I have my doubts, but it'd fit the theme of the game alright
The only ARG iโm currently on other than NMSโs is Ready Player One
How's that coming along?
๐ฎ
Have you read the book
Nope
Itโs really good and has a whopping amount of nostalgia
I plan to though ^^
Thereโs even games from the 2010 era.
I've seen very different opinions of the book, lol
From what I've read some really enjoyed it, but it was also just absolutely fucking packed with '80s nerd references.
Hmm? Oh
Literally my playlist is filled to the brim with 80โs and 90โs stuff.
The overly referential nature of it is what put some off from it, from the opinions I've read. Originally I read a lot of glowing reception of it like, "Whoa dude VR visionary shit here!"
I think I got one in the 60โs
Hahaha
But then I read some excerpts and it was...Uh, wow. Seriously? You loved that stuff that much? ๐ฎ
Not putting down digging that stuff, by any means, it's just...Making a book outta it, that's somethin'.
Thereโs movies now and tv shows solely based on decades older shows
Iโve been more interested in the older music than todayโs music.
I really don't like that kind of thing, especially when it's ridiculously explicit.
And I mean, I listen to a buncha old stuff too, so.
lol
Alright then
Like itโs gone to a point where I despise rap today.
_>
I gotta quit my addiction man.
@daring yew You know what you guys should do
RPO was just basically an easter egg hunt
Us?
There is a huge group of players called โGuntersโ
They were easter egg hunters and later on just got bunched up into Gunters
I mean.
Back in space mexicans chat that whole room was filled to the brim with egg spam

EXACTLY
Your point?
Make a group called Gunters just for egg
..what?
Iโm probably not thinking straight
Its almost 3 am rn
i should probably get sleepon
yes, definitely
^
Don't say I didn't warn you. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Shammy/ Merch: https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/ShammyTV/ Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/S...
another review was just uploaded today
it already has 80k views.
cause people are still looking for stuff they can use as reasons that its the worst game 
You know what really pisses me off about that video aside from the overly sarcastic tone? That he spends like 35 minutes mocking just about everything there is NMS, and then at the end throws in a backhanded โcomplimentโ basically consisting of โbut at least they tried!โ
That's generally why I don't go to YouTube for reviews. They only sustain themselves through their personality, which typically amounts to snarky asshole.
Exactly.
If I want a certain level of Over the top snarky, Iโll watch Honest Trailers
Some people go: "ooh the written review is dead" and all that bullshit, but I'll take a written review I can quickly skim to a video that can be a pain to scrub through, and on top of that, I have to listen to some rando.
Written reviews also tend to be much more in depth.
Also these days I can go to some game site that aggregates various reviews or metacritic which that's its only purpose, and sift through various opinions.
Metacritic is great
Way, way faster than I can load up a few videos and listen to some guy yammer on about texture quality and settings menus, lol
Metacritic scoring is bullshit, but the basic aggregation is super convenient.
While repeating the same 45 second loop of in-game footage lol
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA
Astronomy pic of the day
Explanation: Staring toward the heavens, one of the many lagunas in the Atacama Desert salt flat calmly reflects a starry night sky near San Pedro de Atacama, Chile, planet Earth. Cosmic rifts of dust, star clouds, and nebulae of the central Milky Way galaxy are rising in the east, beyond a volcanic horizon. Caught in the six frame panorama serenely recorded in the early morning hours of January 15, planets Jupiter and Mars are close. Near the ecliptic, the bright planets are immersed in the Solar System's visible band of Zodiacal light extending up and left from the galactic center. Above the horizon to the south (right) are the Large and Small clouds of Magellan, satellite galaxies of the Milky Way.
I'm a huuge pizza snob
still re-evaluating my life choices
American pizza is alright but....
abomination
na jk i love it and im proud
italians have got it down
straight up abomination
Fluffy, thank you
up there with jalapenos on pizza
Pineapple on pizza is good
WOOP
it adds a sweet taste to it
you're dead to me
thank yOu @arctic eagle
JALAPENOS HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC TASTE AND DO NOT MATCH THE FLAVOR PROFILES OF PIZZA
if it doesn't have olives, ham, mushrooms and anchovies it aint real pizza
Apparently Fluffy is the only person here who I can like
c:
Aww
I have chilli in my pizza sometimes
it really enhances the flavours of the tomato base
i can eat chilli on anything
YOU DONT PUT JALAPENOS, PINEAPPLE OR GREEN OLIVES ON PIZZA
goddamn right
chilli as in chilli peppers not that weird sludge looking stuff that ive never tasted
if it's gonna be any pepper
Fluffy, ban Joey please
either bell peppers
any color bell pepper is fine
proper olives or go home
or muhfuckin' habaneros
who tf puts green olives and jalapeรฑo on pizza
or crushed pepper flakes are OK
nobody here is saying to put either of those things on pizza?
I'm fine with pretty much everything on pizza
No but you eat pineapple on pizza, and that's the literal worst
I'm not picky 
crushed pepper flakes are good on everything tbh
True
yeah same tbh @arctic eagle
I eat pinneapple on certain pizzas
bruh Daxter preeeeeeeeeeeeach
I do not advocate pineapple on eveyr pizza
xD
Crushed red pepper on fries? Mmmmm
its a specific flavour that matches only specific pizzas
I do not advocate pineapple on any pizza
and that's VERY true @sweet hawk
Like i said
@unborn wave can you like me again bc red pepper + fries is a favourite combo for me
the very best pizzas have olives, anchovies, mushrooms, shredded ham, and a great tomato base
thats pizza perfection
my prayers have been answered
i can't even eat ham so that's out of the question for me
fuck off chris
how can you be a pizza snob yet hate anchovies
then again I feel spoiled, in Germany you could order pizza delivered fresh, actual Italian style (read: not drowned in grease/oil), and I'd always get it with shrimp, serrano and bell peppers, spicy pepperoni, and light curry sauce
don't know what ham tastes like and never will
that shit was straight up heaven
Food in the UK is just plain boring
Pizza outside of NY sucks
The place down the road from me bruh
because I've never seen it
haha, US pizza outside of NY is terrible
@tropic folio my dad would make very good friends with you, he lived in Germany for over a decade xD (still speaks German too)
at least not in Texas
In the UK you can put shrimp on pizza easy enough
but everywhere else is fine
Shrimp is amazing
prawn pizza is delish
@frank fractal dein Vater ist sehr klasse
also what Texas lacks in fancy pizza it makes up for in fuckin' KOLACHES
thank you sm fluffy ๐ AND AYYYYY
CHRIS, PRAWN IS MY FAVOURITE VARIANT
I used to go prawn fishing when I was a kid
its fucking huuuuuge tho
needs more jpg
they put the cheese on top tho
trust me a pizza like that is not eh, it looks bland but what's under that covering is probably impeccable
which is a cardinal sin
^ they should show off the toppings
the best pizzas have the ham on the top so it gets nice and crispy
Who the hell covers the toppings with cheese?
some people here do that unfortunately
@unborn wave most italian places
yeah
People who like surprises and poison
see? you NY snob ๐
Probably the only thing I don't like about Italian food tbh
Damn right I am
you should hear my back brooklyn accent
You can hide poison under the cheese, it's a
don't know real pizza. i prefer it without the cheese on top but I'm still aware of it haha
Chris is THE NY Snob, only a true New Yorker could livestream going somewhere and get rear ended in fucking traffic 19 blocks before arrival
LOL
honestly Italian Pizza is the only Pizza
This is so true
anything else is a cheap imitation
like I drive a manual, but if I drove it in NYC I'd basically still be walking with how often I'd have to work the clutch and gas
Most people who live in the city don't drive
for good fucking reason
Unless you do it for a living lol
holy shit yeah, i drive in my local city and wow it sucks in a manual
I'm catching the train from now on haha
since I'm Lebanese, one of our staples is pastry. one of my fav types of pastry is like, they're these mini pizzas that fit in your palm and it's just amazing omg
palm pizzas
lol I love a clutch, can't stand automatics, don't even care about driving in traffic unless I'm running late
Baklava โค
but fuck the thought of driving in NYC traffic with it
Take it from me, you'd rather stick ice picks in your eyes than drive in NYC
I LOVE YOU @unborn wave BAKLAVA IS LIFE
Baklava is the greatest thing ever
umm excuse me you pronounced dรถner kebab wrong
Good god I read that as Boner
there's heaps of baklava in my home rn bc we've had so many guests recently lmao
I'm like I don't think I want a boner kebab
(pronounced dew-nah)
^^
alright 1, @frank fractal go ask your fuckin' cool dad about dรถner kebab and see if he doesn't jizz his pants
and 2 fuck you guys dรถner is life
bruh you serious, my name isn't hassan if my dad doesn't talk about dรถner kebabs every second day ๐ญ
LMAO
dรถner kebabs are good
what about ๐ ฑรถner ke๐ ฑa๐ ฑ
stOp
That's the opposite but alright
nah, pins are nothing
the only problem I have with dรถner is that some people here make it WAY too oily, but that's not to blame on the dish ofc
I started off as a wee pseudo-mod in #waking-titan-arg with just pin/delete perms
that's how I organized the radio broadcast listening parties
And now you're a yellow ๐
yeeeeeeeeep
^
I started off as a whitey
phrasing
Then I became teal and green
started from the bottom now you moderate a bunch of wackos
i started off as a disbeliever
so still the bottom really
then i was shown the light
intentional phrasing
sorry bout that, you deserve better
how the fuck did i not reach persistent yet
bruh everyone wants to be a mod until you realize *being a mod means you're deleting shit that both makes you question any faith you may still hold in humanity...
while simultaneously laughing your dick off*
guess that's how bรถner kebabs are made
Meh, I've been there before. You get used to it
yep
I was a "Super Mod" on a wrestling forum for like 4 years
I've never really been a mod of a big thing
Imagine the horrible shit a bunch of beer drinking, rednecks say that must be deleted
Heh
lmaooo oh god
i was an admin in a kik group that heaps of people always tried joining ๐ pretty shit accomplishment but o well
I mean, it's something
that's like me and discord
Discord is like the hot prostitute that I keep seeing. On the outside she looks beautiful, then you get in there and you realize it's AIDS
But for some reason you keep coming back
see that would be me on discord but i have year 12 starting in a day and a half
fuck me im stressed
ill be lucky to come online on the weekends, if at all, until this October/November
but the freedom of the holiday that awaits after that is super exciting haha
I spend an embarrassing amount of time here ๐ฆ
I started working from home about a month ago, so uh...yeah
I do have a goal, though
I'm going to leave the UK for good when I have enough money
aw man it isn't embarrassing to spend time with people that you've become friends with, don't say that ๐ heck i wish i could be here more bc this server truly makes my day better
ooo where you planning to go woop?
I don't wanna get all soft with you guys but I'm not gonna lie
I spend a not-embarassing amount of time here
The outpouring of support I got during the drop...that was pretty fucking incredible
I was not expecting that
I actually have a similar dream @arctic eagle albeit it may seem impossible
bruh I was quite concerned, I assumed you were walking to location and got hit
Yeah, uh, people are like that. They're good!
Oh God, thankfully it wasn't that bad
I just need ยฃ5000, I think, then I can leave
right, that's at least broken knees and at most a bloody smear on the hood of a taxi
also I'm curious what make/model car hit you
And you know it would have been a taxi
Definitely, I'd be concerned if someone didn't support you, with what happened to you. We're all eternally thankful that you're okay man, especially with the level of commitment that you put in just for our sake and for this ARG ;-; you're a legend in this community's history
It was a Cadillac Escalade
LMAO
So it fits the stereotype
Wow lmfao
Well, there's a reason why they exist
that Escalade drivers can't drive?
also people only started complaining when we literally changed the name of the server to Chris' Sky
in my experience, the owners of the most expensive cars (for the most part) are scared to go above 20kph
yep, UZO did that because only admin has perms for it
I saw "Church of Chris"
IT CHANGED TO CHRIS' SKY LMFAO
but not Chris's Sky
I can try to find the audit log of it
omg uzo lmao
Yeah, quite a lot went down ๐
i hope someone screenshot it man it was so great
but yeahhhh i live in the ethnic portion of Sydney and as an ethnic myself trust me we have very bad drivers among us
I promise I'm not trying to sound racist...it was just so "New York" that I couldn't believe it
@unborn wave
Especially those with international licences or, in some cases, those who probably don't have a licence at all (my dad can spot them like a sore thumb lmao)
Looool don't worry I understand that
LOL
OH MY GOD LOL
uzo's the biggest tank lmao that's a moment that'll never be forgotten
I need to message him now lol
I can't stop laughing that's just as good as the Sean rear-view mirror meme
ikr
c: glad I could give ya a laugh
This is actually a pretty good community, huh?
your pic makes me laugh everytime tho istg
...now I'm curious, what kind of car were you in
Oh this is where it gets funny
was literally about to say that @arctic eagle
A tiny ass, piece of shit Chevy Cobalt
hey don't knock Cobalts
you can engine swap those fuckers and supercharge them and they go vroom vroom real good
Oh yeah, the souped up ones are pretty sick
But I had the boring old standard package sedan lol
Exactly
Good news is, insurance company is paying out $4,000 more than the car is technically worth
bad news, they're totaling it and it's a salvage title now?
Oh it's totaled
jeeeeeeeeesus
I knew almost immediately on the scene.
HOW FAST WAS ESCALADE-IOT GOING WHEN HE HIT FUCKIN' A
I took one look at it and said "yep, it's totaled"
Police estimated he was doing about 30mph
Which is about 50
km/h
also I am hereby trademarking "escalade-iot" because that's genius
Keep in mind, the highest speed limit on any NYC non-highway road is like 20
and I'm curious why you're converting to km/h
fucking 50kph that's bad man
AND we were sitting still
im still here you know ;w;
I assume there's some people here who don't use freedom units lol
god damn right
i almost always convert things to imperial whenever im talking to someone in the US xD
having to talk about temperature in gags Fahrenheit...
The jokes I also found pretty funny were the people joking about how he was distracted because he was in the discord XD
THAT WAS HILARIOUS YES
bruh I still say the "driver" was actually a Russian sleeper cell being operated remotely by loop16 to prevent you from getting to the drop
I bet it was that guy from lab319
be glad, you were the distraction so other Citizen Scientists could get past the Living Firewall
jesus, crackpot theory: if Emiloop16 can ever control fully organic humans we are well and truly fucked
plot twist: she already can and she used it last Saturday
^
I'm not letting a rogue AI enter my body
I'll wait until marriage, thank you very much!
@arctic eagle there's probably a tumblr microaggression joke in here somewhere
but I can't think of it
inb4 she enters my body then runs away like fuck this shit place im out
/r/tumblrinaction
a pretty decent sub
I'm a sub
I'm a bus
this makes the ARG even more fun with people trying to distract us :p
Well thank god you didn't hit me, Daxter
obstackles
LMAO chris that's what i was thinking actually
Have you seen NYC bus drivers? Theyre even worse than taxi drivers
ill see you on the freeway 
jk
oh god i can imagine
bus drivers here are lost man
I'm kind of happy i don't live in america, i don't have to suffer from traffic. No offense but America is so busy
all time
yep
i remember i was getting in the school bus once in like year 2 and the driver accidentally closed the door on me
murica is mucho spread out-o
Do you think the world could be America?
i was fine coz the bus was shit but that was somewhat traumatising
bruh some parts of Houston are like that
and all of Dallas
seriously fuck the Cowboys
We don't have a lot cowboys here xD