off-topic-bond-james-bond

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear Am sick again

[fringe bay]

thats a yes!!!!!

gunter who is the mother

[pliant fjord]

@fringe bay Is cute doggie ranger

[mint spear]

dont chuck a sickie on ym gunter

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear Dont know those things that it HD

[fringe bay]

kaz is a cute doggy

[fickle obsidian]

@somber dove

[unborn wave]

I own you Gunter

[pliant fjord]

@unborn wave I played like an invisible black spot all that could be annoying to 2 & visualizer?

[fringe bay]

gunter did sean hit chris

[pliant fjord]

@fringe bay Sean grew up for a face this month, he works though those kind of open world around ^^

[fringe bay]

for a face?

a face off 😮

[unborn wave]

O_O

[fringe bay]

in the real world

oh my gosh

we were never meant to reach the live drop 😮

[fickle obsidian]

mhhhm

[unborn wave]

Well that explains a lot...

[mint spear]

with your love nobody can drag me down

[turbid oracle]

Gunter eightball was it Sean that hit chris

[pliant fjord]

@turbid oracle

Yes, definitely.

[turbid oracle]

👀 👀 👀 👀

[fringe bay]

👀 holy crap @unborn wave

[unborn wave]

👀

I'd post a meme but it's against the rules

so i'll just say refer to my profile pic

[turbid oracle]

So is using Gunter here

[fringe bay]

u can in general

[fickle obsidian]

you're against the rules

[mint spear]

all my life you stood by me

[arctic eagle]

!eightball h?

[pliant fjord]

@arctic eagle

Outlook not so good.

[unborn wave]

Fine

[mint spear]

all these lights cant blind me

[fringe bay]

!eightball is mike really aussie

[pliant fjord]

@fringe bay

You may rely on it.

[unborn wave]

Picture live as it happened

[fringe bay]

😮

[mint spear]

fuck yes

[fickle obsidian]

!eightball can the lights blind mike?

[pliant fjord]

@fickle obsidian

Very doubtful.

[fickle obsidian]

shit

[median sinew]

Gunter can solve the Kaz is a synth doubt... 🤔

[pliant fjord]

@median sinew 🤔 🤔 🤔

[turbid oracle]

Last thing we saw before the stream stopped 😂 😂

[mint spear]

!eightball does pixel live in the gayest place in straya

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear

Signs point to yes.

[mint spear]

lmfao

[fringe bay]

😂

[raven plaza]

o-o

[turbid oracle]

Oh god it's Ryan!

[fickle obsidian]

!eightball is mike a traitor

[pliant fjord]

@fickle obsidian

Without a doubt.

[median sinew]

Gunter knows, Kaz is one synth

[pliant fjord]

@median sinew Is ths on the important Bits

[turbid oracle]

Run!

[fickle obsidian]

lol

[daring yew]

This really should be in #bot-spam 😓

[turbid oracle]

🏃

[mint spear]

IM MOVING TO DANDENONG @fringe bay

[fringe bay]

!!!!!!!!

[turbid oracle]

THE MODS ARE COMING

Close the gates!

[unborn wave]

@raven plaza MUTE ME FUCKER

[fickle obsidian]

we sold the gates?

[unborn wave]

I'm still waiting 😢

[fringe bay]

!eightball are we all going to get banned?

[pliant fjord]

@fringe bay

Cannot predict now.

[fringe bay]

oh no

[turbid oracle]

Oh no

[fickle obsidian]

Ryan, Chris means BAN not mute.

[unborn wave]

NO I DONT

[mint spear]

!eightball is mike hunt gonna be permabanned in the future

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear

Yes, definitely.

[mint spear]

makes sense

[unborn wave]

I JUST WANT TO BE MUTED

Shit Mike gets muted without even wanting it

[mint spear]

Mute me daddy

[unborn wave]

I want to get Muted and can't

[turbid oracle]

👀 👀 👀 👀

[raven plaza]

what is happening

[mint spear]

its easy to get muted

[unborn wave]

MUTE ME YOU SEXY MOFO

[daring yew]

Quite

[turbid oracle]

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

[daring yew]

Oh gosh

[arctic eagle]

What is happening?

[daring yew]

Muting is like a turn on for Chris

[unborn wave]

I'm just trying to get muted 😦

[mint spear]

MUTE ME OR I WILL STEAL ALL YOUR EARL GREY TEA AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DRINK TEA AGAIN RYAN

[fickle obsidian]

*Banned

[unborn wave]

Ryan is blue balling me

[turbid oracle]

Everyone has their thing after all @daring yew

[raven plaza]

.mute @unborn wave

[wraith roost]

@raven plaza ChrisKerrigan#1448 has been muted from text and voice chat.

[raven plaza]

xD

[arctic eagle]

Maybe one of you should indulge him 😉

[daring yew]

@turbid oracle true

[fringe bay]

YES

HE HAS DONE IT

[fickle obsidian]

Now go and forget you've done this.

[fringe bay]

!eightball will chris ever come back

[pliant fjord]

@fringe bay

Reply hazy, try again.

[turbid oracle]

CHRIS HAS BEEN SET FREE

[raven plaza]

he has ascended

[mint spear]

!eightball will chris ever be unbanned

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear

As I see it, yes.

[fringe bay]

damn

[raven plaza]

.unmute @unborn wave

[wraith roost]

@raven plaza ChrisKerrigan#1448 has been unmuted from text and voice chat.

[mint spear]

damn

[raven plaza]

gunter called it

[turbid oracle]

Too soon

[pliant fjord]

@raven plaza Called :nomansbuy:

[mint spear]

it came true

[unborn wave]

OMG such a release

[sweet hawk]

he has returned!

[raven plaza]

WTF

[unborn wave]

thanks daddy ❤

[raven plaza]

hi

[turbid oracle]

Tell me chris

How was it

[mint spear]

stop

thats my thing

[unborn wave]

Biggest orgasm ever

[mint spear]

to call ryan daddy

babe

bby

[raven plaza]

actual er bot spam in #bot-spam tho yeh

[daring yew]

^

[sweet hawk]

ooh

[unborn wave]

"tho yeh"

[sweet hawk]

right

[unborn wave]

So British

[mint spear]

lmao

[daring yew]

.slowmode 1 5

[wraith roost]

Slow mode initiated

Users can't send more than 1 messages every 5 seconds.

[raven plaza]

don't mind u using it here but got a wee bit crazy ladies

[mint spear]

I am ryans convict

[turbid oracle]

MESSAGE

[raven plaza]

'message'

[sweet hawk]

yeh mate just me and me lads going around and accidentally spamming general with bot commands

[unborn wave]

Ryan, you're Mike's grandfather just an FYI

[raven plaza]

hey guys wanna see something cool

[fickle obsidian]

where does ryan fangushing go

[mint spear]

fuck

[raven plaza]

a

a

[turbid oracle]

I... I don't ryan

[mint spear]

wait if i go back in time to kill ryan am i born

[raven plaza]

my head

[unborn wave]

But then I won't be born Mike 😦

[mint spear]

damn

[sweet hawk]

your head?

[raven plaza]

warsaw is haplening

[mint spear]

in other news

[raven plaza]

what#d

[arctic eagle]

hmm

[raven plaza]

what is happening

[mint spear]

LOGAN PAUL CAME BACK TO YOUTUBE

[sweet hawk]

you having a stroke?

[daring yew]

What?

[sweet hawk]

you okay ryan?

[turbid oracle]

.hangman hang me please

[mint spear]

daddy needs his meds

[raven plaza]

wh

[unborn wave]

What a way for Ryan to wake up

[sweet hawk]

the fuck dude?

[mint spear]

everyday

[raven plaza]

i am still sleep sleep

[sweet hawk]

you like, actually okay?

[raven plaza]

zzzzz

[unborn wave]

ryan sleep types

Ryan is sentinel confirmed

[raven plaza]

yeh i'm good

buzzzzzzz

[arctic eagle]

...This is...only slightly confusing

[unborn wave]

kzzzt

[sweet hawk]

thank christ i thought you fucking lo-nope he's dead

[mint spear]

everyday

[unborn wave]

This chat is always confusinf

[raven plaza]

so mike is my what now?

[unborn wave]

just go with it

[mint spear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHmBf4ExtZk

[unborn wave]

Fuckin' Ariana Grande

[sweet hawk]

calling Time of Death uhhh, 8:28am local time for ryan

[mint spear]

you are my great granddaddy ryan

ariana is a legend

[unborn wave]

no, regular granddaddy

get it right

[raven plaza]

a

[mint spear]

I HATE U DAD

[unborn wave]

b

[sweet hawk]

this channel needs to die haha

[raven plaza]

ok so whaio

[turbid oracle]

Ariana more like aria-nah

[unborn wave]

but I came back into your life son 😦

[raven plaza]

chris is my son?

[mint spear]

SHUT Up @turbid oracle

[raven plaza]

what thf dfuk

[unborn wave]

Yes because I'm Mike's daddy

[turbid oracle]

NeVEr

[unborn wave]

His mother confirmed it

[daring yew]

This makes no sense 😓

[mint spear]

lmao

[fringe bay]

Damn internet

[unborn wave]

Mike show him the screenshot

[mint spear]

okeh

[fringe bay]

Had to switch to data

[sweet hawk]

ryan have you lost like, most of your fingers? why are you typing like your half dead on the floor having a stroke?

[arctic eagle]

Alright, can someone construct a family tree?

[turbid oracle]

Someone change the name to #confusement

[raven plaza]

are eggs involved in this

[unborn wave]

@raven plaza there's picture proof that I'm Mike's dad

[daring yew]

No

[raven plaza]

one of my eyes if shut

[turbid oracle]

Not YET ryan

🥚

[raven plaza]

now eggs are here

[fringe bay]

Egg

[unborn wave]

egg

[arctic eagle]

...what

[turbid oracle]

Eggg

[sweet hawk]

hahaha, ryan mate you're actually kinda scaring me. I'm getting flashbacks man

[unborn wave]

MIKE SHOW HIM THE PROOF

[raven plaza]

i'm all good honestly is sleepy time

[unborn wave]

the world must know

[mint spear]

its all good in the hood

[raven plaza]

user was banned from your server

[mint spear]

Lol

[raven plaza]

wai

[unborn wave]

PIN IT

[mint spear]

....

[sweet hawk]

i don't think he can read properly right now

[raven plaza]

wa

[fringe bay]

Gonna stay up for monster hunter tbh

[unborn wave]

I love you son ❤

[glass sleet]

oh my.

[sweet hawk]

WESTERN AUSTRALIA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING

[mint spear]

WESTERN AUS NEVER HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING unless we need coal

[sweet hawk]

ryan the fuck kinda sleep you do where you wake up like this?

[unborn wave]

XD

[raven plaza]

i just cba to type

[fringe bay]

Yeah WA is crap

[raven plaza]

wa

[sweet hawk]

no, you aren't wario

[mint spear]

dad youre dumb

[sweet hawk]

stop making that noise

[raven plaza]

waaaaaa

[sweet hawk]

ffs

[mint spear]

THAT SCREENSHOT ISNT EVEN REAL

[raven plaza]

wa

[unborn wave]

SON YOURE GROUNDED

[raven plaza]

i know

[unborn wave]

@mint spear

[mint spear]

LOOK AT THE SIGNAL BAR

[fringe bay]

Someone broke ryan

[gusty cobalt]

What is happening

[unborn wave]

Way to break immersion, asshole

[turbid oracle]

SINCE WHEN IS RYAN THE SON

[raven plaza]

beep beep lettus

[unborn wave]

HES NOT

Ryan is my dad

and I'm Mikes dad

[turbid oracle]

WTF WHO IS GROUNDED THEN

[mint spear]

ok

[unborn wave]

MIKE IS GROUNDED

[mint spear]

DADDYYYYYYYYYYY

[gusty cobalt]

THE DAD THE SON AND HOLY SPIRITS

[raven plaza]

help

[turbid oracle]

What about me!!

[mint spear]

:moan:

[unborn wave]

This is how you raised me, Ryan

[mint spear]

LMFAO

[unborn wave]

What do you expect?

[gusty cobalt]

IS VODKA A HOLY SPIRIT?

[turbid oracle]

[fringe bay]

I call being the dog

[mint spear]

when you mix it with coke @gusty cobalt

[raven plaza]

fris is my side girl

[mint spear]

wtf

[unborn wave]

@fringe bay you like being the bitch?

[gusty cobalt]

acceptable

[raven plaza]

im a player grandad

[turbid oracle]

Rawr @raven plaza

[mint spear]

ryan is a hoe

[fringe bay]

😐

[unborn wave]

XD

[mint spear]

thot life

[turbid oracle]

😘

[glass sleet]

um... what is going on lol

[unborn wave]

I warned you Kaz lol

[mint spear]

kaz is the family dog

[turbid oracle]

Kaz is our dog!

[raven plaza]

i have got no idea anymore

[fickle obsidian]

family therapy

[raven plaza]

oh je

[mint spear]

get in the cage kaz

[sweet hawk]

several people are typing

[glass sleet]

I'm a wolf, thank you very much.

[raven plaza]

rawr

[turbid oracle]

throws a treat at Kaz chop chop boy

[mint spear]

watch out he will bite yo dick off

[unborn wave]

Good boye

WHAT

[raven plaza]

eats kaz

[fringe bay]

😮

[turbid oracle]

@mint spear I'm the side girl I got none

[unborn wave]

eats ryan

[mint spear]

lmao

[sweet hawk]

well ryans like, supposedly fine but he's clearly suffering from a brain anuerism. they're all calling eachother weird kinky shit and the chats on slow mode butitsstillgoingat90fuckingkilometresasecondholyshit

[turbid oracle]

CHRIS YOU ATE MY MAN

[fringe bay]

eats gunter

[pliant fjord]

@fringe bay Eats Pixel pcmr

[unborn wave]

I ate Ryan guys, I am now your mod

[mint spear]

BITCH WHO IS YOUR MANS

[fringe bay]

damnit he got me there

[turbid oracle]

NO MANS

[raven plaza]

ello

[mint spear]

SHE KICK ME OUT IM LIKE VRO

[sweet hawk]

No mans E

[unborn wave]

No Mans Dad

[fringe bay]

no mans reeee

[turbid oracle]

No Man's Family Therapy

[raven plaza]

no man

[gusty cobalt]

Man

[raven plaza]

m

[mint spear]

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[raven plaza]

hasaaahs

[mint spear]

JASDHWUGJB

[unborn wave]

@fringe bay is like "god damn I was having a nice conversation with Chris about metal stuff, and now this"

[sweet hawk]

I AM FUCKING LOSING IT RYAN. this channel is draining my sanity

[turbid oracle]

You are my grandson @mint spear

[mint spear]

no fuck off

[daring yew]

@sweet hawk calm down 😅

[unborn wave]

NO!

[mint spear]

ryan is

[raven plaza]

ok i'll fix it

.slowmode 1 100

[wraith roost]

@raven plaza Slow mode disabled.

Slow mode initiated

Users can't send more than 1 messages every 100 seconds.

[fringe bay]

@unborn wave its not that uncommon with this lot tbh

[sweet hawk]

haha, sorry lilith

[unborn wave]

true

[daring yew]

Thanks

[mint spear]

why

[turbid oracle]

@mint spear and I'm Ryan's wife so that makes me your grandmother

[raven plaza]

xD

[unborn wave]

party pooper

god damn no fun police 😛

[raven plaza]

we fix

.slowmode 1 5

[wraith roost]

@raven plaza Slow mode disabled.

Slow mode initiated

Users can't send more than 1 messages every 5 seconds.

[unborn wave]

jk still love you

[raven plaza]

calm xxxxxxxx

[fringe bay]

!eightball will we one day overthrow the fun police

[pliant fjord]

@fringe bay

Without a doubt.

[sweet hawk]

I'm not a big fan of being confused and also ryans making not real speech

[unborn wave]

Ryan it's honestly been like this most of the night lol

[mint spear]

god damn it

[sweet hawk]

haha

[turbid oracle]

Chris how is college going my son

[raven plaza]

hdaha lol

[fringe bay]

your days are numbered mods 😂

[raven plaza]

i can feel it alreaaady

[daring yew]

O.o

[fringe bay]

muhahahah

[turbid oracle]

Old Ryan is feeling a little powerful again.. Just how I like my man

[raven plaza]

i

[turbid oracle]

😏

[raven plaza]

911 what's your emergency

[unborn wave]

I don't go to college anymore

[turbid oracle]

(I'm really living into my role as side girl okay )

[unborn wave]

I'm pretty sure I'm older than all of you lol

[daring yew]

Pretty much

[fringe bay]

probs

[unborn wave]

Oh thanks Lilith

[fringe bay]

😛

[unborn wave]

I appreciate that

[mint spear]

Dear Ryan

Please allow me to apologize for what I said today. My behavior was extremely inappropriate, immature, and lacked the respect you deserved. It was a disruption and distracted others from conversing.

It was embarrassing, but I learned that nobody appreciated my poor behavior. In the future, I have every intention of curbing my thoughtless actions and learn to adjust my behavior befitting the environment and situation.

Again, I am sorry for my actions and I hope that we can put this matter behind us. I look forward to chatting with you soon. If you have any thoughts in this, please feel free to share. You may slide into my dms i'll allow it.

Sincerely,
Mike Hunt

[turbid oracle]

Wtf

[raven plaza]

he

[unborn wave]

Ugh. Essay

[raven plaza]

what

[mint spear]

I’ve made a new friend at work

[unborn wave]

Not reading

[unborn wave]

....the fuck

NSFW that shit man

[fringe bay]

mike says u can slide into his dms ryan

[mint spear]

Lolol

[daring yew]

That's

Well

[arctic eagle]

I both hate and love this channel

[unborn wave]

It's something

[fringe bay]

foot is clothed so its okay

[unborn wave]

lmao

[turbid oracle]

It's my favorite channel

[mint spear]

you may slide into my dms

[turbid oracle]

Never seen it this active

[raven plaza]

at least it's in here

[unborn wave]

Am I invited?

[sweet hawk]

why is this channel called general? nothing about any of this here is general? general is the farthest word from the truth

[unborn wave]

Wait no I'm your dad, that's weird

[mint spear]

yes dad

[sweet hawk]

haha

[mint spear]

step dad

[fickle obsidian]

this is superspecific to ryan's family issues

[unborn wave]

Oh ok, so it's just a fetish now

[mint spear]

LMFAO

[unborn wave]

omg

[fringe bay]

:I

[turbid oracle]

Just like how being muted us your fetish chris

[mint spear]

did you ever send a pic of your car

[unborn wave]

damn straight

I want more tbh

[sweet hawk]

so like uh, you guys can't be a thing until someone does some weird shit on devianart about this fucked up family. you all know that right?

[mint spear]

.mute @unborn wave

[unborn wave]

😦

[mint spear]

he is now muted

[sweet hawk]

its not legit untill theres weird fanart

[unborn wave]

I wish

[raven plaza]

oh no i saw fetish and ryan and family in the same line

[unborn wave]

O_O

[turbid oracle]

@sweet hawk I'll be willing to do it. What's your role in our family

[fringe bay]

😮

[sweet hawk]

fucking other side of the planet

[mint spear]

this is going to big one big happy family

[unborn wave]

Wait, @daring yew Ryan hasn't played the age game with me yet

[sweet hawk]

I'm the guy they never meet and i have absolutely no relation to any of them

[unborn wave]

RYAN

how old am I?

[mint spear]

clean the dishes ryan

[fringe bay]

let it be known of who was present on todays events

[raven plaza]

24

[unborn wave]

NOBODY SPOIL IT

[daring yew]

Quite close

[mint spear]

How old am i

[unborn wave]

Not a bad first guess tbh

[fickle obsidian]

5

[mint spear]

26

[unborn wave]

But no, not 24

[fringe bay]

28

[raven plaza]

higher or lower?

[sweet hawk]

he's in uni right?

[unborn wave]

higher

[turbid oracle]

Ryan dad. Me his wife. Chris his son. Mike Chris's son. Kaz is the dog. Who did I forget?

[mint spear]

57

[arctic eagle]

He's 23.6% older than all of us combined

[sweet hawk]

22

[fickle obsidian]

76

[daring yew]

28 I think it was

[raven plaza]

mike you're like 12

[unborn wave]

lmao fuck off Mike

[mint spear]

He’s 12

[unborn wave]

LILITH DAMN ITR

[mint spear]

hahaha

[unborn wave]

WHY

YOU RUINED ITR

[fringe bay]

30?

[daring yew]

I said I think

[raven plaza]

28 wo

[daring yew]

I could be wrong you know

[mint spear]

you sound mature

[unborn wave]

It's 28 😦

[sweet hawk]

haha chris you actually confirmed it

[daring yew]

And you could've hid it xD

[fringe bay]

hey i said 28 earlier

[raven plaza]

haha chris = old

[fickle obsidian]

i can't believe chris is 72

[sweet hawk]

i wouldn't have paid any attention to lilith

[daring yew]

😉

[sweet hawk]

but you went and spoiled it

[raven plaza]

❤

[unborn wave]

I'm the grandpa actually

[turbid oracle]

It's a typo he meant 82

[daring yew]

😮

[mint spear]

CHRIS COULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES HE IS THAT FUCKIN OLD

[raven plaza]

you are im only 12

[unborn wave]

Damn I look good for 82

[arctic eagle]

Hmm, I wonder who the oldest one here is

[unborn wave]

Thanks @turbid oracle

[sweet hawk]

28, jesus ryan. you have been on this planet for a decade longer than i have

[turbid oracle]

No problem son

[sweet hawk]

crazy

[unborn wave]

I'm 28 Joey

[arctic eagle]

I'm as old as you want me to be, sweet cheeks 😉

[unborn wave]

Not Ryan

lol

[sweet hawk]

oh shit

[raven plaza]

xD

[mint spear]

LMFAO

[fickle obsidian]

ryan is 7 remember

[sweet hawk]

nope

[raven plaza]

im 18

oh yeah 7

[unborn wave]

Ryan is not 18

[fringe bay]

im 18

[glass sleet]

[sweet hawk]

headcannon ryan is 28,

[mint spear]

ryans 13

[unborn wave]

He's like 12...come on guys

LMAO

[fickle obsidian]

mike is 4

[raven plaza]

yeah that's right

[turbid oracle]

I'm 3 months away from 19 😉

[sweet hawk]

you can't take that from me, hes 28, chris is like 60

[mint spear]

Chris is 57 guys

[raven plaza]

i am 19 in august ish so wooooo

[fickle obsidian]

fris is 10

[unborn wave]

No I'm 69

[mint spear]

you should respect him because women dont like their age to be anounced

[turbid oracle]

I'm older than Ryan 👀 👀 👀 👀

[daring yew]

XD

[unborn wave]

RESPECT YOUR ELDERS GUYS

[glass sleet]

this is... unusual

[turbid oracle]

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

[glass sleet]

even for general

[raven plaza]

old man fris

[unborn wave]

So wait, does that mean I'm the new universal dad?

[mint spear]

yes

[raven plaza]

kaz is 42

[unborn wave]

Ryan is no longer daddy, I am

[mint spear]

kaz is a virgin

[fickle obsidian]

nah kaz is 18

[sweet hawk]

@glass sleet its basically whos ryans daddy, the discord channel.

[turbid oracle]

That's either Sean or chirpy @unborn wave

[unborn wave]

NO

I AM YOUR DADDY

[raven plaza]

o

k

[turbid oracle]

NO I ALREADY WAS YOUR MOTHER

[mint spear]

WHOSE YOUR DADDY

[arctic eagle]

Did you know that you can measure my age with a metre-ruler

[unborn wave]

I love you all, therefore you are all my children ❤

[raven plaza]

my daddy is called my dad

[fringe bay]

Real picture of chris without beard

[raven plaza]

SHI

[unborn wave]

LMAO

[mint spear]

what the fuck is that

[fickle obsidian]

[glass sleet]

jfif

but why

[unborn wave]

Cause he's a jerky mcjerkface

[turbid oracle]

Invalid

[raven plaza]

jfif

[fringe bay]

damnit

[raven plaza]

what's jfif

[glass sleet]

image format

[mint spear]

wait haah im going to leak something

[sweet hawk]

wait

[unborn wave]

a horrible format

[fringe bay]

what the hell kinda format is that :I

[turbid oracle]

My name is jfif

[sweet hawk]

if this channel is about chirpy shitposting then I'm all in

[fringe bay]

i blame google

[raven plaza]

ghnc

[unborn wave]

It's about me shitposting

[unborn wave]

Because I have to try and be more professional elsewhere

[turbid oracle]

👀 👀 👀 👀

[glass sleet]

JFIF if like JPEG

[raven plaza]

fake

[glass sleet]

but more like TIFF

[unborn wave]

EWW TIFF

[turbid oracle]

Wolf Nudes! I aint no furry man

[mint spear]

LOOK HOW SMALL IT IS

[unborn wave]

take that back Kaz

[raven plaza]

tiff best one

[unborn wave]

Lies

[sweet hawk]

you guys are animals. how are you even human?

[fickle obsidian]

This place will be sanctified as a ground of Chirpy.

[raven plaza]

[unborn wave]

Hey Ryan when are we getting :chris:

[glass sleet]

o.o

[sweet hawk]

the fuck is that ryan

[raven plaza]

when we ascend to hell

[unborn wave]

😮

rood

[sweet hawk]

thefuckisthatryan

[fringe bay]

ascend?

[unborn wave]

LOL

[raven plaza]

wait it would be decen

[turbid oracle]

@raven plaza set Gunter up to react with the chirpy emote each time he is mentioned

[unborn wave]

Wow

[sweet hawk]

ryan. what the fuck was that? haha

[turbid oracle]

Pls :D

[unborn wave]

Ryan thinks Hell is a step up

[fringe bay]

yes ryan it would ne descend

[glass sleet]

wow both exactly 76.86 kb

[fickle obsidian]

no ascend is correct

[mint spear]

you both are

small

[fringe bay]

hell is a step up from this server XD

[raven plaza]

effgg

🤶

[turbid oracle]

Egg

[raven plaza]

chris

[glass sleet]

and both with the same cryptographic hash

[mint spear]

lmao i love how he kept kaz's nudes

[raven plaza]

wggdat

[unborn wave]

ryan

[glass sleet]

wow chris ryan and i are the same person

[raven plaza]

JESUS THATS THE 4th time we seen i

[turbid oracle]

Chris.not 🔥

[unborn wave]

Chris.yes

[glass sleet]

or at least the hashes are the same

[fringe bay]

Chris.onlywhendrunk

[arctic eagle]

Karian

[unborn wave]

Oh I'm so drunk

Truth

[raven plaza]

kaz what are you sewing

[mint spear]

chris on the drank

[raven plaza]

doing

[unborn wave]

WINE drunk, btw

[arctic eagle]

I have combined 2 letters from each of your names to form the ultimate love-child

[turbid oracle]

What

[raven plaza]

also@wine

nice

[glass sleet]

Cran?

[mint spear]

ryan smoking weed

[fringe bay]

his spelling is too on point i dont believe he is drunk

[raven plaza]

nO

[unborn wave]

@raven plaza ❤

[mint spear]

pixel on the goon

[turbid oracle]

#Cran

[arctic eagle]

Karian

[raven plaza]

mike just being mike

[unborn wave]

I need Ryan's address so I can send him wine

[raven plaza]

karian

[arctic eagle]

It's a 3 person love-child

[turbid oracle]

Those are more than 2 letters lol

[arctic eagle]

Kaz, Chris and Ryan

[fringe bay]

I need ryans address

[raven plaza]

wah

[turbid oracle]

Oh

[glass sleet]

[unborn wave]

sitting in a tree?

[mint spear]

100 charming street

[turbid oracle]

Kaz is the family dog!

[glass sleet]

but i'm already taken

[arctic eagle]

Otherwise, It's Chan

[raven plaza]

wtf

[fringe bay]

ooooooooo

[unborn wave]

XD

[mint spear]

yea

kaz is mine

[raven plaza]

kaz is mine

[glass sleet]

you are not a wolf.

[unborn wave]

HES MINE DAMNIT

[mint spear]

BITCH I CAN BE A WOLF IF I WANT TOO

[raven plaza]

i am a foz

fox

[turbid oracle]

Who is gonna take Kaz for a walk today?

[raven plaza]

i am- oh shit

[unborn wave]

fox's are pussies

[raven plaza]

:(

[mint spear]

cats are for pussys

[unborn wave]

I have two cats

[raven plaza]

ahaha rekt

[unborn wave]

I guess I'm double pussy

[turbid oracle]

If I am a furry I'm a badger I guess

[fringe bay]

i have one who is a piece of shit

[raven plaza]

badger xD

[mint spear]

lmao

[glass sleet]

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

[unborn wave]

you have a shitty pussy @fringe bay ?

[mint spear]

KAZ IS A FURRY

[fringe bay]

prefer my dogs

[raven plaza]

cHriS

[arctic eagle]

...

[unborn wave]

rYaN

[fringe bay]

okay chris is drunk

[raven plaza]

i need to escape

[turbid oracle]

Everyone is into Badgers am I right

[unborn wave]

I'll save you bby

[raven plaza]

uhhhhhh this place is destroyed bYE whoever my son or daughter is id

what

[unborn wave]

.mute everyone

[raven plaza]

wh

[turbid oracle]

👀 👀 👀

[raven plaza]

ohno

what wanthat

[mint spear]

what would you delete that master piece

[unborn wave]

damn it I missed it

[raven plaza]

upload it to youtube

instea

[mint spear]

i downloaded it from youtube

[raven plaza]

send it from@YT

[turbid oracle]

Wtf was that vid

[raven plaza]

[mint spear]

no

[turbid oracle]

It was hot

[unborn wave]

WTF

[mint spear]

hahahahahaha

[unborn wave]

RYAN SAVE ME

SOS

[mint spear]

he is such an idiot

[turbid oracle]

Also Chris now that you are drunk don't drive. Imagine how ironic it is if you rear-end someone

[unborn wave]

LMAO

[mint spear]

chris rear ends

😏

[unborn wave]

Good thing there's no l----ohhh

[fringe bay]

:I

[turbid oracle]

👀

[unborn wave]

:moan:

[turbid oracle]

Mike really is 12

[fringe bay]

woah

[turbid oracle]

Ryan was right

[mint spear]

These allegations are defamation

[turbid oracle]

He could quite literally be my grandson

[mint spear]

my lawyers have been notified

[unborn wave]

You realize how old that makes you?

[mint spear]

57

chris' age

[unborn wave]

[turbid oracle]

It's not my fault Chris got his son when he was 8

[mint spear]

im bored

[unborn wave]

Ugh so now not only am I a living meme, but I'm a living old meme

[turbid oracle]

That's our family ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[mint spear]

precisely

[turbid oracle]

I'm a meme as well

!fris

[glass sleet]

... abort thread

[unborn wave]

!chris

[turbid oracle]

Gunter fris

[unborn wave]

god damn it

[pliant fjord]

@turbid oracle Fris is sub-class

[sweet hawk]

there is no stopping it kaz

[mint spear]

... full speed ahead

[arctic eagle]

Living meme?

[turbid oracle]

Commands disabled!

[unborn wave]

Bob gets more respect than I do

[celest axle]

Rip

[mint spear]

LMFAO

[raven plaza]

hell

help

[arctic eagle]

I, Woop-Chan, am the Greatest Living Forced Meme

[glass sleet]

?

[mint spear]

you are the golden boi of this discord

[unborn wave]

no you were right the first time, hell

[celest axle]

What’s up Ryan?

[unborn wave]

LOL I doubt I'm the golden boy

[mint spear]

you are bby

[glass sleet]

no. you're the crashy boye

[mint spear]

dont let them tell you anything different

[celest axle]

Chris you be getting a golden atlas pass my man

[unborn wave]

@glass sleet LMAO

[raven plaza]

🚙 💥

[unborn wave]

❤

[turbid oracle]

RYAN

WHY IS MY COMMAND GONE

[mint spear]

RYAN

[turbid oracle]

[mint spear]

WHY AM I NOT GIVEN NO MANS GUY ROLE

[turbid oracle]

@raven plaza

[unborn wave]

Cause you haven't been crashed into, @mint spear

[raven plaza]

oh yeh i had to remove like all the commands cos we killed the bot

[unborn wave]

Idk how many times I have to say it's the new NMG requirement

[mint spear]

let me crash my parents car

[turbid oracle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[unborn wave]

NO

that's now how it works

[mint spear]

but i must

[unborn wave]

you have to be crashed INTO

[raven plaza]

that's NOW how it works

[raven plaza]

you heard it here first

[mint spear]

ok

[raven plaza]

sorry can't hear you what was that

[glass sleet]

you need to get crashed into while furthering the ARG*

[turbid oracle]

My command is removed 😭

[raven plaza]

i sorry

[turbid oracle]

😭

[celest axle]

Inb4 mass car crash for NMG

[mint spear]

send bobs and vagene

[celest axle]

K

[unborn wave]

wtf

[raven plaza]

bye

[turbid oracle]

Let's all crash togheter at the next live drop

[mint spear]

WAIT

[celest axle]

Good idea

[mint spear]

U DIDNT SPECIFY WHAT TYPE OF CRASH

BRB IMMA TAKE SOME HEROIN AND CRASH TOMORROW

[celest axle]

Airplane crah

[turbid oracle]

Crash Bandicoot

[celest axle]

Lmao crash bandicoot

[unborn wave]

I fucking love you all

omg

[mint spear]

thats gay asf

[unborn wave]

ROOD

[celest axle]

Im walking while textinbf rn so I cant tupe

[turbid oracle]

It's okay I'm Ryan's wife

[unborn wave]

Hi Mom

[turbid oracle]

He can love me 😘

[mint spear]

mum

[unborn wave]

MOM

[mint spear]

MUM

[unborn wave]

I'm MURICAN god damn it

[turbid oracle]

Don't forget to stay hydrated son

[mint spear]

no one cares about america

[fringe bay]

mum

[mint spear]

except if youre gonna nuke

[unborn wave]

I know 😦

[raven plaza]

wait

[unborn wave]

waiting

[raven plaza]

this is the invite channel

[turbid oracle]

It is?

[fringe bay]

?

[raven plaza]

so new people who join will see this disaster first

[unborn wave]

No it's not

lol

[turbid oracle]

IT IS

[fringe bay]

so ffresh meat come here

[mint spear]

nice

[raven plaza]

for our official one it is

[fringe bay]

we move to lacking

[raven plaza]

shut

[turbid oracle]

They can join our family too!

[unborn wave]

well fuck me I guess

[mint spear]

fuck me dead

[raven plaza]

to LACKING!

[turbid oracle]

Adopted Asian kid

[unborn wave]

Are we taking this circlejerk to Lacking?

[turbid oracle]

That's the next person who joins the famil

[celest axle]

Just walked into a puddle cos of you guys

[fringe bay]

GOTO #401847751249362945 you twits

[raven plaza]

we are

hi welcome@dont scroll@up

[fickle obsidian]

why is this invite channel

[celest axle]

Everyone in here gets NMG cos its a car crash

Anyway I gtg

[fickle obsidian]

that's just confusing for new ppl anyway

[sweet hawk]

the locust swarm has migrated to lacking titan oml haha

[fickle obsidian]

For real though, @candid quail, any idea why invite link is to here and not #no-mans-sky? Get some first timers asking NMS questions here that can be overlooked sometimes.

[wispy drift]

so um

if i have a question could someone assist

[sweet hawk]

oh yeah, thats a good server suggestion leon

sure thing uuh, you mind if i just call you medic haha?

[wispy drift]

sure lol or sleek

[candid quail]

I wouldn't know

Only Uzo can set where the invite link goes

[sweet hawk]

is it still in slow mode?

[turbid oracle]

Slow

[sweet hawk]

yes. godamn ryan thats the second time

haha

[turbid oracle]

RYAN

[fickle obsidian]

Ah, okay. Wasn't sure who had permissions on that. Sorry to bug ya Spirit.

[sweet hawk]

he just sets it to slow mode then just diches haha

[candid quail]

Np

[wispy drift]

im trying to get blueprints for what seems to be the first things you get pre-patch

ex. dynamic regulators/suspension fluid

[sweet hawk]

right yep

[wispy drift]

all im getting now are things i cant craft

like rusty bronze or something

[turbid oracle]

@raven plaza honey remove the slowmotion mode

[sweet hawk]

really?

Imo the blueprints for all the important stuff are given out if you follow the little tutorial thing

[fickle obsidian]

Hmm. I can't remember, do main missions ever give ya those blueprints?

[sweet hawk]

hopping from planet to planet in the solar system

going from beacon to beacon

[fickle obsidian]

I feel like ya have to buy the first couple, tbh.

[wispy drift]

im in my 4th system building a base and have a class a ship

[sweet hawk]

oh

and you still can't craft dynamic regulators?

[fickle obsidian]

That is, Dynamic Resonators/Suspension Fluid.

[wispy drift]

so far 6 hrs of gameplay and yeah no luck yet

[sweet hawk]

oh, dynamic resonators and stuff

[fickle obsidian]

I think you just have to knock over some factories.

[sweet hawk]

yeah, you buy the first few but he's in his 4th system

[wispy drift]

idk if i should hop to another system or ill lose my base

[sweet hawk]

nah, in the bloody

[wispy drift]

well i found my class a ship on like the 2nd planet in the 1st system

and it had hyperdrive, and i was given the first couple warp cells/antimatter

[sweet hawk]

space stations! thats the word. anyway in there, is a gateway portal that teleports you to your base and back again

[wispy drift]

right but even if i leave the system entirely and warp somewhere else??

am nervous lol

[sweet hawk]

yeah, you leave, go to the next station, hop into the side room

[fickle obsidian]

🤔 Man I always forget when you get dynamic resonator & suspension fluid blueprints.

[sweet hawk]

now the link is between whichever station you were at before, and your base

so you can hop between those two specific ones for as long as necessary

[wispy drift]

that could be exploitable muahaha

[sweet hawk]

it would be good for trading yeah ha

[wispy drift]

ive got mission rewards i cant sell here anyway

[sweet hawk]

oh shit frisout

[sweet hawk]

are you communicating via images holy shit

thats some interstellar shit right there

[wispy drift]

ahaha

[sweet hawk]

restart discord my dude

[wispy drift]

on a side note, should i trade in my class a for a class b if it has fewer but unbroken slots

i think it makes sense

plus my ship is ugly

[sweet hawk]

I'm not sure what the math is on it, but I'm pretty sure repairing a broken ship ends up costing more in the long term

so probably

if the B ship is worth more thats also good

[wispy drift]

cant afford it rn, only have like 30k

but the ship is worth 2.3 mil or something

[sweet hawk]

wait frisout

[wispy drift]

fully repaired its 5.7

[turbid oracle]

Test 123 test test

[ivory socket]

Morning

[sweet hawk]

I see you!

[wispy drift]

@turbid oracle i see

[sweet hawk]

god dammit haha

[turbid oracle]

it worked? IT WORKED OFCOURSE IT WORKED HAHAHA!

[sweet hawk]

@candid quail

[fickle obsidian]

If your ship is worth more ya might be able to get the lower class ship free.

[sweet hawk]

do you mind pretty please turning off slow mode in general?

[wispy drift]

@fickle obsidian and its probably better to do so cause its less slots total but more usable immediately?

[ivory socket]

Dont bother with low value crashed ships. You can get ones worth 50m+

[wispy drift]

but i just started 😦

[young horizon]

A broken ship is a bit like taking a ship out on credit/finanace. Costs you more in the long run but allows you to spread the cost

[wispy drift]

got ma lush planet with occasional hot storms

[fickle obsidian]

I dunno really. I just grab whatever looks cool that I can afford.

[turbid oracle]

Being in this discord only able to communicate via images felt just as multiplayer as no mans sky feels right now

[wispy drift]

what about the voip

at least thats voice

[sweet hawk]

If it is worth more its always good, that progresses you slowly since it shortens the gap to end result of an S class awesome ship

[ivory socket]

It actually doesnt cost more. Its pretty much the same. But you lose out on whatever trade value your original ship had

[turbid oracle]

Dunno if VC on discord worked

[sweet hawk]

vc?

I never saw you on it

[turbid oracle]

Goddammit I was on it for 5 days to get my rank

[wispy drift]

so i should fix the broken parts in hopes of trading it in for something OP later on?

[sweet hawk]

bloody mother fucking slow mode i swear to god haha

[fickle obsidian]

But yeah, Ket's right, skip out on low class shipwrecks, hope for high class shipwrecks.

[sweet hawk]

also i was joking, i see your rank brother

praise unto chirpy

[turbid oracle]

[wispy drift]

so now that i have class a i have to stick with that or S

[turbid oracle]

He accepted my friend request

[sweet hawk]

oh yeah sleek, you probably need to know

[fickle obsidian]

Not necessarily.

[candid quail]

!slowmode

[sweet hawk]

Chirpy is our one true god, who stayed in VC for two weeks straight without being kicked to AFK

[ivory socket]

You can repair it, but the cost of repairing is the same as the diffeeence between the broken trade value and the fully repaired value. And every time you trade ships the value is reduced by 30%

[candid quail]

Hmm

--slowmode

[sweet hawk]

wat

[candid quail]

[sweet hawk]

holy shit is it broken

[candid quail]

Gimme a sec

[turbid oracle]

!slowmode 0

[sweet hawk]

test

[candid quail]

!help

[pliant fjord]

@candid quail

Available commands:

Alias, Anythingnew, Base, BaseImage, ClearRole, ClearRoles, Delete, Dict, Discord_Restart, Distance, Doc, Eightball, Form, Gdwiki, God, History, Hypetrain, Intro, Kill_Cooldowns, Markov_Chains, Memo, Mute, Newbie, Noodle, Portal, Quiet, Quotes, Random, RemixChat, RemixTweets, Rolehelp, Say, Seen, Spreadsheet, Strawpoll, Streams, Subs, Time, Translate, TTS, Unmute, Uptime, WakeUpCall, Warp, Weather, Wtnewbie.

Use !help command for more information.

[wispy drift]

!Doc

[pliant fjord]

@wispy drift No. 😛

[candid quail]

...

[wispy drift]

oh okay...

[candid quail]

-commands administration

[wispy drift]

!eightball

[pliant fjord]

@wispy drift

It is certain.

[candid quail]

.commands administration

Ffs

[turbid oracle]

!slowmode 0 right?

[wispy drift]

Should I change home planets right now !eightball

!eightball

[pliant fjord]

@wispy drift

It is certain.

[candid quail]

let me get on my PC

[turbid oracle]

.slowmode

[sweet hawk]

!eightball is this server cursed to be slow mode forever?

[pliant fjord]

@sweet hawk

Very doubtful.

[candid quail]

.help

[turbid oracle]

It's with a.

[candid quail]

fff

.slowmode

[wraith roost]

@candid quail Slow mode disabled.

[candid quail]

there you go

[sweet hawk]

haha

[turbid oracle]

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[candid quail]

.help

[sweet hawk]

it was a . all along?

[candid quail]

.modules

.h .slowmode

[sweet hawk]

thanks so much spirit

[candid quail]

The bot is broken tho

[wispy drift]

what is slow mode

[candid quail]

its commands aren't working

[ivory socket]

check bot-spam

[turbid oracle]

Indeed don't do em here

[sweet hawk]

it limits the speed of how much you can say in an alloted time frame

so if the speed is set to 10, you can only post every 10 seconds

[turbid oracle]

Like 1 message every 5 seconds

[candid quail]

Still waiting on Uzo to get here so we can choose these new mods

😫

[sweet hawk]

ooh, the subreddit mods?