off-topic-bond-james-bond

[worn shuttle]

It's official now

[cold helm]

Lol

[simple siren]

look at all these roles it's like those dictators self-appointing medals lol

[worn shuttle]

CROWNED BY BLOB is all you need to see

[cold helm]

[worn shuttle]

👑

[ripe jackal]

WHERE IS THE KEVS DAD ONE?

[paper nimbus]

oh no

[worn shuttle]

I REMEMBERED @sweet tendon

I 'MEMBERED

[full stirrup]

uni pls

[stone edge]

WAIT WHAT

YOUR ICON IS A DOLPHIN?

I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIRD

THIS WHOLE TIME

[worn shuttle]

Wot

--ban Kamiko

[ripe jackal]

do it

only one True birb

birb dad

[paper nimbus]

"Dolphins are birds" - direct quote from kamiko 2017

[full stirrup]

uni

[worn shuttle]

wot

[full stirrup]

do you want a wallpaper or not

[worn shuttle]

Oh gosh

This can't be good

[full stirrup]

checkl screenshots

[worn shuttle]

Vote now!

Vote! Vote! Vote!

@sweet tendon

[full stirrup]

yes!

[ripe jackal]

DAD

HOW WILL I LOVE YOU

[sweet tendon]

😦

[worn shuttle]

I will have you know that took like 10 seconds of photoshop

[paper nimbus]

Photoshop?

oh the cursor

[worn shuttle]

Yeah

Forgot "ye" is only a meme on /r/Music

[mint spear]

Lmao

@worn shuttle you used to be so nice and innocent

What happened ?

[worn shuttle]

Barky said he liked Dave

[mint spear]

That's how the Joker got that way

[worn shuttle]

lol

[mint spear]

@sweet tendon you have to save him ! Renounce Dave and accept Blob as the one and only

[sweet tendon]

Alright fine

God damn

[mint spear]

You have to say it

[worn shuttle]

Haha

[full stirrup]

NO

YOUR BETTER THAN THIS

[frank crown]

[crystal token]

Every girl in Constantinople lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople, so if you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul.

[worthy pumice]

Holy moly I switched to the meme discord and thought I was here instead

Oops

[crystal token]

it's hard to tell them apart sometimes

[worthy pumice]

I knew it was too good to be true

[sour roost]

if i make a computer do i need to put a special sound thing in it or can i just plug in a speaker

[crystal token]

you can just plug your speaker into it

unless it's the 80s. then you might need a sound card.

[sour roost]

i dont think its the 80s

its 2017

[crystal token]

then i think you'll be okay 😉

audio is built in to the motherboard

[sour roost]

o

d o i n e e d a m o t h e r b o a r d

[crystal token]

i mean you can try without one, but good luck XD

[sour roost]

doineedalltheotherstuff

[simple siren]

just connect the stuff up with copper wires

[sour roost]

i can just plug the monitor in the wall and use a bluetooth mouse yes ? ? ?

[crystal token]

you need some rigogen for the copper wires though

also, holy shit! my warp cell cylinder thingy actually made a warp cell!

so those are going to be spawning in my base from time to time now

[mint spear]

I am gonna change my name in a few hours

Shit im going to be a girl then

[crystal token]

uh?

[mint spear]

I'm basing my names off days of the week remember

But my profile pictures

Those are based on the gods the day of the week I am is based on lmao

As an example

Wednesday is derived from Wodensday,

Woden, the god of thunder

A German Saxon version of Odin

So I had Odin as my profile picture

For now I'm Thursday

It's based on another Norse God

THOR

Another god of thunder lmao

So my profile picture is Thor (not the marvel one)

Friday is based on another Norse God, a Godess, Freya. Odins husband and Thors Mother

Wife*

Not husband, wow

I am gonna change now I guess

[ripe jackal]

Thorsday?

[mint spear]

Yeah

But I'm gonna change now

To Friday, based on freya the Norse goddess so I'm a woman now

Hi

Shit

[ripe jackal]

lmao

[mint spear]

Yas

This was the only picture I could find which kinda resembles her and isn't nude or without color

Everyone is sleeping I guess

[simple siren]

nobody'd notice if you used a nude one tbh

[crystal token]

interesting

[mint spear]

You never know

I mean I got muted for calling a certain person the opposite of ugly

[ripe jackal]

spam

gunter music?

[pliant fjord]

@ripe jackal or i am too hot for u?

[ripe jackal]

no

[mint spear]

He's right

[ripe jackal]

we did it the other night

[mint spear]

He's too hot for you

Kev

You're a dragon

That spits fire and he's a penguin

You're like the opposites of eachother

[ripe jackal]

so cold he's hot?

[mint spear]

Your love is forbidden

No wait shit I am the goddess of love and stuff

Go on Kev

[ripe jackal]

(I have bad experiences with things too cold they're hot)

[mint spear]

Do what u did last night

With Fluffy

[ripe jackal]

and gunter

[pliant fjord]

@ripe jackal And burned.

[ripe jackal]

yea

it burned

him

[crystal token]

It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!

[ripe jackal]

nerd

(liz please bless us with atlas passes this weekend)

[simple siren]

I bet the atlas passes will come in September

[crystal token]

Soon ™

[mint spear]

!eightball will the update be released on July, 1945

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear 🎱 Very doubtful.

[mint spear]

October 12th, 1933?

Shit

!eightball October 12th, 1933?

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear 🎱 You may rely on it.

[mint spear]

Thank you Gunter

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear You some stiff

[mint spear]

Yes I some stiff Gunter

GUYS THE UPDATE WILL BE RELEASED ON 12 OCTOBER 1933

[ripe jackal]

Gunter are you stiff?

[pliant fjord]

@ripe jackal Are very knowledable about it.

[ripe jackal]

I'll take that as a yes

[crystal token]

gunter when is the update coming?

[pliant fjord]

@crystal token When it first and dice

[mint spear]

Dice

[crystal token]

so this is offtopic, but i guess this is the right channel for that

[ripe jackal]

this is ot

[crystal token]

do you think the president ever wanks it in the white house?

[ripe jackal]

...

[mint spear]

Omfg guys

[ripe jackal]

yes

[mint spear]

Gunter answered dice

Dice's most well known franchise is battlefield

Battlefield one was released on 21 October

[crystal token]

😮

[mint spear]

The open beta started on 30th August

30 minus 21 = 9

August 9th

Release date of nms 1.3

Gunter said it himself

[crystal token]

hard to argue with that

[mint spear]

Gunter=Hello Games=Atlas=wanking Titan confirmed

I knew it

I might have uh, removed a part of that message

Because I might get banned for that

No man's sky is a great game and Sean Murray has a beautiful beard

[crystal token]

orly?

[ripe jackal]

gunter is sexy

[pliant fjord]

@ripe jackal Is all options

[frank crown]

Gunter do you love me

[pliant fjord]

@frank crown Do than people raid who made you played fantasy life

[ripe jackal]

https://youtu.be/1mtInkJObXk WATCH OATS NOW

SERIOUSLY

DO IT

[jolly patrol]

It's good tbh

Really good

[ripe jackal]

^^ yay

someone else who watches it

[jolly patrol]

@ripe jackal did you watch Zygote yet?

[ripe jackal]

YEP

I HAVE WATCHED ALL OF THEM

[jolly patrol]

Same

[ripe jackal]

they are too good

[jolly patrol]

Which one is you favorite?

[crystal token]

i watched a bit of Oats yesterday

[ripe jackal]

Rakka

100%

Space lizards

with magic

[jolly patrol]

Ye

[crystal token]

i watched Rakka

and God, which was kinda funny but short

[jolly patrol]

Have you seen cooking with bill @crystal token ?

[crystal token]

i only watched the first Cooking with Bill and wasn't a huge fan

[ripe jackal]

meh

Cooking with bill

meh

mehs more

[crystal token]

how do i italics?

[ripe jackal]

_ that

either end

or *

[jolly patrol]

I reallly liked Zygote

[crystal token]

meh intensifies

[ripe jackal]

Zygote was goooood

[crystal token]

is it just one episode or will there be more?

[jolly patrol]

Idk

[ripe jackal]

hopefully more

[crystal token]

i haven't watched it yet

[ripe jackal]

came out like

yesterdsa

*yesterday

[jolly patrol]

I watched it as soon as it came out

[ripe jackal]

same

[sour roost]

i saw it on steam and ididntknowwhatitwas

i thought it was some chinese people that wanted to make a cool american thing with guns and m e a t

[frank crown]

Is Zygote some sort of show or anime

[ripe jackal]

._.

sorta

[frank crown]

Ok lol

[ripe jackal]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/633030/Oats_Studios__Volume_1/

Steam

Oats Studios - Volume 1

At Oats Studios, the creation of Volume 1 required immense resources. Our wish is to receive funding sourced directly from our audience, as we establish a studio fueled by pure creativity and passion. We have many, many more worlds to create and ...

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▶ Play video

WATCH IT

NERD

https://images.discordapp.net/attachments/278150220032901130/335250179873832960/Rakka_i00.jpg

Wizard Lizard

[frank crown]

Is there a day you don't talk about lizards lel

[ripe jackal]

but... but

[frank crown]

But... But dragons are cool yes

[crystal token]

wake up sheeple! the lizard people have been here for centuries!!!!

[frank crown]

;-; the Silurians are coming

[ripe jackal]

The sultanas

The things from Dr who

https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/tardis/images/4/47/Comander_Stall.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120519184545

the sultanas

(I like calling them that)

[frank crown]

Sontarans

Sontar hah

http://asset-manager.bbcchannels.com/i/2c56d0je0az1000

These are silurians

[ripe jackal]

hot?

[frank crown]

Lol

I don't know what that thing to the right is tbh

[ripe jackal]

Gek

looks like one

[frank crown]

Could be where they got the inspiration for the gek

They don't have beaks though

[ripe jackal]

not all geks have beaks

shut it

[frank crown]

Yeah the not cute ones don't have beaks

;-;

[real cloak]

guys it's my 21st

what should i drink

[glass sleet]

Everclear or absinthe.

Go hardcore.

[crystal token]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_NyayCTfS0

[wispy lagoon]

you actually get fined that much for fireworks? @mint spear

[mint spear]

Yea it’s so fucking dumb

[sour roost]

if you dont want to get attacked just keep a giant sword in your room and if someone goes in your house pull it out and then they will leave

[mint spear]

Falls under like explosive laws and shit

[wispy lagoon]

thats stupid

we are kinda dumb too though

[mint spear]

Potato cannons are classified as firearms

Need a permit for that

[wispy lagoon]

:/

[mint spear]

Same as B.B. guns or air rifles

Or even paintball

[sour roost]

my friend was doing those big fireworks one time that they do on fourth of july at special places and one of the ones that blows up and then all the pieces blow up stayed in the thing and they thought it wasnt going to work but then it blew up in the thing

[wispy lagoon]

home made?

[mint spear]

Yea

[sour roost]

are you in the us ?

[mint spear]

No

[wispy lagoon]

i am

[sour roost]

o

[wispy lagoon]

mikes in au

[sour roost]

a u s t r a l i a

[wispy lagoon]

yup

[sour roost]

how do you defend yourself from spiders without a gun

[glass sleet]

Flamethrower

[sour roost]

or a flamethrower 🇽 🇩

fuku

[mint spear]

Mortein

[wispy lagoon]

rocks

[mint spear]

Or u just move them

[sour roost]

but when they see you

you move them

[worthy pumice]

Who wants pizza

It's on the house

[mint spear]

Yea

Put them on a stick and move them

[jaunty compass]

pizza is good

[sour roost]

n O

[worthy pumice]

Pizza is life

[wispy lagoon]

nah they have 5 foot tall spiders in australia with lazer vision you need a plasma rifle

[sour roost]

spiders are the a n t i c h r i s t

[wispy lagoon]

^^^^

[sour roost]

i saw a tiny one on my tablet and i threw it across the room

[mint spear]

Except the plasma rifle when we need it is illegal

[wispy lagoon]

i have severe arachnaphobia

[worthy pumice]

Spiders are your friend, they eat other insects like flies

They protec

[sour roost]

i have some that live in my window

[mint spear]

I used to hate spiders

But then I see them all around

So it’s like meh

[sour roost]

and one that lives in my bathroom but i never saw h i m

[wispy lagoon]

no spiders are satans ancestors

[sour roost]

they created satan

[wispy lagoon]

exactly

[sour roost]

with their fucking egg sacs

[mint spear]

My worst fear is trypophobia

[wispy lagoon]

and freaky ass eyews

[sour roost]

fearoftripe

[worthy pumice]

We often get these big roaches that crawl up the sink over night so when I get in the bathroom in the morning I'm greeting by a big ass roach in the sink

There huge too

[wispy lagoon]

whats that mike?

[sharp cliff]

thats hot

[wispy lagoon]

roaches arnt bad

[mint spear]

A cluster of holes

[sour roost]

f e a r o f t r i p e

[worthy pumice]

Yeah but they just gross me out

[sour roost]

some vietnamese people tried to make me eat tripe one time

[wispy lagoon]

trypophobia?

[mint spear]

Yea

[paper nimbus]

d o n ' t

[wispy lagoon]

the fear of tripe?

[worthy pumice]

I have trypophilia

[sour roost]

i wanted a hot dog and they said no you want the number 15

[mint spear]

Sends shiver down my spine

[worthy pumice]

I love looking at holes

[paper nimbus]

Sirdongus what the fuck

[mint spear]

No it’s internet shit

[worthy pumice]

I'm not even joking lol

[wispy lagoon]

what is tripe?

[mint spear]

People with holes al over them

Ugh

[paper nimbus]

well not necessarily people

just lots of holes

[mint spear]

Nature as well

[wispy lagoon]

what? send pic

[worthy pumice]

It doesn't bother me

[sour roost]

tripe is stomach lining and people say yesyes eat this

[paper nimbus]

http://reddit.com/r/trypophobia

[mint spear]

Haggis

[wispy lagoon]

thats not a pic

[mint spear]

The scariest thing in australia

[paper nimbus]

no, it's a lot of pics

[wispy lagoon]

funnel web spider?

[mint spear]

I was on a boat like a couples miles out and then this great white appeared and tried to bite the engine

[worthy pumice]

Do you have a pet kangaroo mike hunt

[sour roost]

he is a kangaroo

[mint spear]

Lol

It’s actually illegal to keep native animals here ffs

[worthy pumice]

What isn't illegal

[mint spear]

I live in a nanny state

[sour roost]

send 2 kangaroos to new zealand and when they make a baby take the baby back to australia and keep it

[jaunty compass]

what even is your picture

[worthy pumice]

Who

[mint spear]

Lolv

[jaunty compass]

yes

[wispy lagoon]

eeewwwwwwwww i looked it up

eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

spiders are still worse

[mint spear]

Sydney funnel web only spider that scares me

It looks mean as and is poisonous as shit

[worthy pumice]

I want a funnel cake

[mint spear]

And what even is outback steak house

[worthy pumice]

You've really never heard of it? Lol

[mint spear]

Well I’ve seen it in movies kinda

[worthy pumice]

It's just a restaurant out here in the states that has BBQ lol

[mint spear]

Oh

[wispy lagoon]

never been

[worthy pumice]

The commercial for it is always voiced by a guy with Australian accent

[glass sleet]

which is why every american knows the phrase "put some shrimp on the barbie"

[mint spear]

lol

funny thing is that isnt even correct

we call shrimp prawns

[glass sleet]

i think. might have been a movie

[worthy pumice]

Well you know Americans

Always ruining things

[mint spear]

it was crocodile dundee probs

is america really as fat as i think it is

[wispy lagoon]

kinda

[worthy pumice]

Eh just depends

[wispy lagoon]

matterqho you look at

matters who**

like im 6'2" and thin as crap but my mom and dad are both really chunky

[worthy pumice]

I would say there's more morbidly obese people than the rest of the world probably

[wispy lagoon]

it helps that im a track athlete though

[jaunty compass]

im skinny and short

[mint spear]

do u guys like play college footbal

[worthy pumice]

I hate splorts

[jaunty compass]

ew sports

[mint spear]

oh dear

[worthy pumice]

But I lift so if that counts

[wispy lagoon]

i dont follow profesional sports other than the olympics

i love track!

[worthy pumice]

Cardio sucks

Lol

[mint spear]

gym sucks

[worthy pumice]

Gym is life

[wispy lagoon]

i do everything im a decathalete

[mint spear]

its just repitition

[worthy pumice]

That is very true

[wispy lagoon]

and i mostly jump

[mint spear]

i prefer sport

[worthy pumice]

What sport you play

[wispy lagoon]

what do you play?

[mint spear]

mainly tennis and soccer but sometimes afl cricket rugby with friends

lol

[wispy lagoon]

cool

[pliant fjord]

Astronomy pic of the day

NGC 4449: Close up of a Small Galaxy

Explanation: (xxxedit and linkxxx) Grand spiral galaxies often seem to get all the glory. Their young, blue star clusters and pink star forming regions along sweeping spiral arms are guaranteed to attract attention. But small irregular galaxies form stars too, like NGC 4449, about 12 million light-years distant. Less than 20,000 light-years across, the small island universe is similar in size, and often compared to our Milky Way's satellite galaxy, the Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC). This remarkable Hubble Space Telescope close-up of the well-studied galaxy was reprocessed to highlight the telltale reddish glow of hydrogen gas. The glow traces NGC 4449's widespread star forming regions, some even larger than those in the LMC, with enormous interstellar arcs and bubbles blown by short-lived, massive stars. NGC 4449 is a member of a group of galaxies found in the constellation Canes Venatici. It also holds the distinction of being the first dwarf galaxy with an identified tidal star stream.

[worthy pumice]

I used to play soccer but I was always scared of the ball

Still am tbh

[wispy lagoon]

im actually not bad at track either im the third top track athelete in massachusetts for high school all around

[mint spear]

lol

[wispy lagoon]

dammit gunter

[mint spear]

it was funny

i was at the arsenal vs syd match last night in the stadium

[worthy pumice]

Fuck u Gunter

[pliant fjord]

@worthy pumice Fuck Orbit TV without deleting it has my favorite Mesh song performed live again?

@wispy lagoon A tantot

[mint spear]

99.5% went for arsenal

[worthy pumice]

Lol fuck orbit!

[wispy lagoon]

whagt?!

whats a tantot?

[mint spear]

Gunter do you suck dick

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear Do we rarely get though.

[wispy lagoon]

lol

gunter we hate you

[pliant fjord]

@wispy lagoon We ask it considered not a teeny tiny bit overkill xD

[mint spear]

Gunter you can come out this is 2017

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear Can use the weirdest things like 4K as far back at all been building (sometimes very second.)

[mint spear]

wot

Gunter what is your gender

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear What is good outlet for that it back as to arabic

[wispy lagoon]

gunter do you hate @mint spear ?

[pliant fjord]

@wispy lagoon Do you know Sean Murray is the number of bed, in the crowd lol.

[jaunty compass]

Gunter say yes

[pliant fjord]

yes

[mint spear]

lol

[worthy pumice]

lol very funny Gunter

[pliant fjord]

@worthy pumice Lol i bought a month to make a friend

[worthy pumice]

Lol omg me too Gunter

[pliant fjord]

@worthy pumice Lol yeah all been women?***

[wispy lagoon]

gunter say penis

[pliant fjord]

penis

[paper nimbus]

gunter do a funny

[pliant fjord]

@paper nimbus Do you bold enough?

[worthy pumice]

Omg Gunter lol you cheeky cunt

[mint spear]

Gunter do you like Justin Bieber

[paper nimbus]

!eightball will anyone ever love me

[pliant fjord]

@paper nimbus 🎱 You may rely on it.

[paper nimbus]

thank fuck

[wispy lagoon]

gunter say i hate being a stupid little bitch

dammit

[mint spear]

he is broken

rip

[worthy pumice]

!eightball will my dick ever grow past two inches

[pliant fjord]

@worthy pumice 🎱 Reply hazy, try again.

[paper nimbus]

gunter say fuck you guys, making me say terrible shit

[worthy pumice]

Fuck

[pliant fjord]

fuck you guys, making me say terrible shit

[wispy lagoon]

gunter say imalittlebitch

[worthy pumice]

Gunter show me your tits

[mint spear]

Gunter will you be a prision bitch

[wispy lagoon]

he is getting smarter?!?!?!?

[mint spear]

lol

[worthy pumice]

Gunter don't answer anybody but me

[wispy lagoon]

this is hilarious

[paper nimbus]

!eightball gunter will you answer somebody besides sirdongus

MOTHERFUCK

[worthy pumice]

Gunter I love you

[mint spear]

!eightball do we live in a simulation

[paper nimbus]

hahaha

[worthy pumice]

Gunter please come back

Fuck you gunter

[wispy lagoon]

gunter we love you

[mint spear]

Gunter no one likes you please kill yourself

[worthy pumice]

More like cunter amirite guys 😂👌🏻

[mint spear]

cunt is my favourite word

[wispy lagoon]

lol!!!

[jaunty compass]

you broke the bot

[pliant fjord]

@worthy pumice harding, I wonder if this works...

[paper nimbus]

wat

[mint spear]

gunter kill yourself

[worthy pumice]

Ec fucking scuse me

[jaunty compass]

capital G

[wispy lagoon]

im dying laughing rn

[worthy pumice]

He's after me lol

[jaunty compass]

Gunter are you ok

[pliant fjord]

@jaunty compass Ok maybe it's definitely not give kev - direct quote from gillford?

[mint spear]

Gunter look in the mirror

[jaunty compass]

um?

[wispy lagoon]

gunter say iloveyouguys

[jaunty compass]

capital g

[paper nimbus]

Gunter does not work

[worthy pumice]

Can we get cummybot in here

[paper nimbus]

oh god no

[mint spear]

lol

yes please

[worthy pumice]

Don't hate on cummy 😭

[mint spear]

💦

[worthy pumice]

Botsrights!

[wispy lagoon]

who is cummy?

[mint spear]

search on the hub

[worthy pumice]

Go on r/copypasta

And you look in the comments

[wispy lagoon]

idk if i want to 😂

[mint spear]

its PG 13 i promise

[worthy pumice]

Basically cummy is just a bot that copy paste post into the comments for mobile users

[wispy lagoon]

so how are yall doin? and ok thx

[worthy pumice]

I'm alright, just waiting to get paid lol

[mint spear]

if i get a personal robot in the future his name will be cummy

[worthy pumice]

Payday tomorrow bois

[wispy lagoon]

nice XD

will he be a sex bot?

[mint spear]

she will be an all in one

[worthy pumice]

Will she cure my depression

[wispy lagoon]

nice and yeh i missed the s 😅

dude its a sexbot if that doesnt do it nothing will

[mint spear]

she will blow far beyond your wildest dreams sirdongus

[worthy pumice]

I have no soul

[wispy lagoon]

ill mail you snow if you mail me a cummy

[worthy pumice]

You have snow?!

Where you from?!

[mint spear]

omg yes please

fair trade

[wispy lagoon]

im in maasachusetts i dont have it right not youll have to wait afew months for that

[mint spear]

hmmm

[wispy lagoon]

where r u @worthy pumice ?

[mint spear]

mississipi river

[worthy pumice]

California

Socal

[mint spear]

r u in LA?

[worthy pumice]

I'm an 40 min out from la

[wispy lagoon]

oh yeh you dont get much snow there do yah/

[worthy pumice]

San berdino county

[mint spear]

ohhaa

i wanna see LA

[wispy lagoon]

same\

[worthy pumice]

Lol snow is nonexistent here

It's been in the 100's lately

[mint spear]

isnt california in like a drought now?

[wispy lagoon]

we get like 5 feet a year accumulative

[worthy pumice]

It's been in a drought for a couple years

[wispy lagoon]

cali is always in a drought

[mint spear]

rip

[worthy pumice]

Cali is one thirsty hoe

[wispy lagoon]

they are on the ocean but dont have enough water

[mint spear]

lol

[worthy pumice]

But trust me la isn't all that, a few nice areas but mostly dirty and smoggy

[wispy lagoon]

thats like hawaii turning into a desert

[worthy pumice]

And god that la traffic is horrendous

[wispy lagoon]

yeh i like the east coast its fun

[mint spear]

its not too bad in GTA !!

[wispy lagoon]

lol

[worthy pumice]

Lol I mean in gta you can drive on the opposite side of the road so

[mint spear]

opposite side of the road = right side for aus

[wispy lagoon]

true

[mint spear]

it feels strange driving in gta for that reason lol

[worthy pumice]

Fuck yo centigrade

[wispy lagoon]

i did that the other day acidentaly... it was bad

[worthy pumice]

Fahrenheit babayyyy

[mint spear]

metric system wayy better tho

[worthy pumice]

Yeah it is tho lol

[wispy lagoon]

it is even i can admit that

[worthy pumice]

But I never learned it so

[mint spear]

easier to calculate

[wispy lagoon]

same with celcius ts better for math

[mint spear]

1 mile = how many feet

[wispy lagoon]

im trying to teach myself them

5820

[mint spear]

tf

lol

i couldnt imagine trying to do american maths that involves real life measurements

[wispy lagoon]

sry 5280

exactly its a pain in the ass

now try to calculate back and fourth between the two for track

[mint spear]

1000 metres = 1 km

[wispy lagoon]

ugh

[mint spear]

lol metric so simple

[wispy lagoon]

oh and we say meter not metre is that right?

or did you typo?

[mint spear]

i think

no typo

[wispy lagoon]

yup we just spell it weird because fuck yeh!

[worthy pumice]

Merica'!

[mint spear]

colour

mum

[worthy pumice]

Color!

[wispy lagoon]

mom

shrimp

prawns

[mint spear]

its weird cuz its not like u say m o m

[wispy lagoon]

flashlight

[mint spear]

irl

torch

[wispy lagoon]

torch

[worthy pumice]

Flesh light

[wispy lagoon]

lol

[mint spear]

hahah

[worthy pumice]

Wot

Shhhhhhhh

[wispy lagoon]

your picture looks like a blue flesh light

[mint spear]

wilfred

called it a vampire dick sucker

[worthy pumice]

What time is it in the outback

[wispy lagoon]

37

[mint spear]

2:30 pm

[wispy lagoon]

its 1:30 am for me😩

[worthy pumice]

It's 9 30 pm here

Lol go to sleep man!

[wispy lagoon]

no!

[mint spear]

Gunter are you real

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear Real life yes exactly alike!

[sour roost]

whatshappening

[worthy pumice]

Nms just updated

[sour roost]

why did i think it was 2:30 am

[mint spear]

1.3 released

[wispy lagoon]

oh wait no i cant read its only 12;30 for me

[paper nimbus]

NMS JUST UPDATED?!

[sour roost]

oshishft really thank sir dongeroin

[worthy pumice]

Nms 2.0

[mint spear]

lol

[wispy lagoon]

what update?

[worthy pumice]

It's now called yes mans sky

[paper nimbus]

well now I don't believe you

[mint spear]

nooooo

joe danger sky

[sour roost]

i thought it was 2:30 am but its m i d n i g h t t h i r t y

[worthy pumice]

Yasss mans sky

Midnight thirty

[mint spear]

0 dark 30

[worthy pumice]

Lol

[paper nimbus]

high midnight

[wispy lagoon]

what update?!?!?!

[worthy pumice]

We was Joshin ya

[paper nimbus]

THERE IS NO UPDATE, SIRDONGUS WAS BEING AN ASS

[mint spear]

no update lol

[worthy pumice]

No update

[wispy lagoon]

ass

[worthy pumice]

Hey hey hey

[mint spear]

sirdongus is a donkey !

[worthy pumice]

That's not nice

[wispy lagoon]

i just had a heart attack XD

[worthy pumice]

You guys are cyber bullying me

[mint spear]

lol

[paper nimbus]

you know that an NMS update will cause half of this discord to blow its load at this point

[mint spear]

i love those school campaigns against cyber bullying

[past quail]

Pretty much yeah.

[worthy pumice]

I should at everyone 🤔

[paper nimbus]

oh no

[mint spear]

LOL

[worthy pumice]

😈

I'd get banned lol

[mint spear]

i will send you 100 mod points if u do

[worthy pumice]

Lol nah that's fucked

[mint spear]

cunnyy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gylwYP0skOQ

[full stirrup]

"make america less of a cunt again"

[past quail]

I've got the ateveryone power.

[sour roost]

noyoudontyouloser

[mint spear]

fucken oath @full stirrup

[full stirrup]

and if you use it ill ban you :D

[sour roost]

why arent you blue anymore

[full stirrup]

becuase i banned teovin

[sour roost]

ohno

[paper nimbus]

lmfao

[full stirrup]

uni said ill be blue again in a day or two

[past quail]

I know the responsibility that comes with power @full stirrup I shall use it wisely.

[wispy lagoon]

hey we are still a great country even if our pres is a baffon!

[full stirrup]

baffon

the pres

[mint spear]

lol

[full stirrup]

is a baffon

great country?

[wispy lagoon]

bafoon***

[full stirrup]

pres... baffon?

[mint spear]

u mean buffoon

[sour roost]

b a l l o o n

[full stirrup]

baloon

[wispy lagoon]

yeh buffoon* the @mint spear

thx*

jeeez holy shit i cant type!

[full stirrup]

apparently the education needs to be made great again

[wispy lagoon]

actually my county has one of the best rated edjucation systems world wide

[paper nimbus]

as much as I don't want to seem like a backseat mod, like a particular feral dog

wait i can't post pics

[wispy lagoon]

nvm not worth arguing over im going to sleep gnight yall

[full stirrup]

edjucation

im sure it does have the best edjucation

[wispy lagoon]

i didnt say best i said one of it was rated highly in not sure exactly what it was

[mint spear]

edjucation lol

[wispy lagoon]

oh wow i really cant spell rn can i nvm what ever im tired it happens gnight

[worthy pumice]

Murica'!

[mint spear]

freedom !

[full stirrup]

edjucated

[worthy pumice]

Trump is my city 😩👌🏻

[full stirrup]

murica is silly

[worthy pumice]

You fuck with trump you fuck with me 😤

[full stirrup]

kinder eggs?

nah fam

ak-47s? yes

[worthy pumice]

Uhm I have culture okay

[jaunty compass]

[worthy pumice]

I eat at Panda Express every other day

To respect the asian culture

[full stirrup]

yeah man

respec

[mint spear]

whats the best selling magazine in the middle east

AK-47

[worthy pumice]

Hahahaha

You racist

[mint spear]

lol

[worthy pumice]

The mods here scare me

[jaunty compass]

🤷

[mint spear]

i got plenty more 'controversal' jokes

that'll get me wrecked

[paper nimbus]

honestly I like this server's mods more than others I've been on

at least these mods join in shitposting sometimes

[jaunty compass]

mods that are too strict arent fun

[worthy pumice]

Gunter causing trouble in the arg chat lol

[jaunty compass]

I see

[flint folio]

"Trouble" i was literally 1 message

[south bloom]

The only mod I've installed is the Clean UI one, it's a must IMO

[worthy pumice]

''Twas a joke

[jaunty compass]

jokes are fun

[worthy pumice]

Knock knock

[south bloom]

Who's there?

[worthy pumice]

I want to die

[south bloom]

😄

[worthy pumice]

I make funny joke

You pay me now

[jaunty compass]

me too thanks

[worthy pumice]

The ringed planet mod is awesome

I like constructs and big things as well

[south bloom]

Clean UI is all I need personally, they should have made it that way to begin with

[jaunty compass]

console

[worthy pumice]

I forget which one is clean UI

[south bloom]

It remove the darkness around the screen, and the weird scan lines at the top, etc

[worthy pumice]

Ohhh yeah

[flint folio]

I'm not that into these mods honestly, mainly cause they are all injected rather than built with an api

[worthy pumice]

What do you mean?

[flint folio]

i'm trying to draw it to you but man does it suck on ubuntu

this is the best way i can explain it http://i.imgur.com/LzC3QEJ.png

[paper nimbus]

that's actually a great analogy

despite the...uh...avant garde look

[flint folio]

ayyyy

i got the skillz to pay the billz

[mint spear]

what difference does it make whether its injected or with api?

[worthy pumice]

Gunter fuck you

[pliant fjord]

@worthy pumice Fuck with people got in total probably wont be like platform no?

[mint spear]

Gunter who am i

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear Who cares

[mint spear]

oh ok

[flint folio]

almost no difference, it's just a preference to me @mint spear

well, that's not right, if it's poorly done it can break your game

[paper nimbus]

you know how a lot of mods that modify the same .mbins as each other crash your game on launch?

having an API...lessens that

[mint spear]

ive never used mods im on PS4

but thxs

[fickle obsidian]

WT mod support+++

Although the current situation isn't the worst, having clearer explanations of certain things would be great.

[flint folio]

mods are okay but for me it's not something i really want cause it modifies the game and if you want to go back to normal without mods your save file usually gets corrupted

[sour roost]

makebackups?

[paper nimbus]

for a game with injection-based mods, NMS actually handles it pretty gracefully in my experience

it just gets rid of the modded stuff

[flint folio]

the corruption happens because mods add new content to the game and when you go back the game doesn't handle well the mod content not being there and doesn't know how to replace it

[worthy pumice]

I really haven't had problems with mods

As far as crashing goes

But idk know how all that stuff works so

[flint folio]

it's not about crashing, but lets say you add mods and play 40+ hours and have fun and everything but then the dank update hits and you mods no longer work for it because they need to be updated, so now you have to either start again on a new save file or wait for the mods to be updated

[worthy pumice]

Oh yeah that is annoying how we have to wait for mods to be updated for patches

And then re install

[sour roost]

they should just have an unstable version so they can test the updates and people can update their mods before it gets updated ezpz

[fickle obsidian]

Haha, that would be nice.

[flint folio]

idk if it works that way

[sour roost]

starbounddoes

[flint folio]

starbound sucks

[sour roost]

yoysuck

[flint folio]

i'm joking, i actually enjoyed playing starbound

[sour roost]

i did too but then i deleted my walls with wedit and i just stopped playing cause i didnt want to rebuild my decorations

all of my walls

[worthy pumice]

Terraria is mah game

[sour roost]

the background

[worthy pumice]

Approaching 400 hours

[flint folio]

terraria is boring after you complete all the events and everything, but it's really fun

[sour roost]

i played terraria for 60 hours and then my computer broke and i didnt put my person on the cloud and i cant get it out

[worthy pumice]

It's re playable for me, I take about a month break after each run of it but I always get back into it

I have 150 hours in nms

[marble mountain]

ps4 doesn't log play time for some reason except in the end of year email

[fickle obsidian]

I think I prefer Starbound. The structuring of it helps a lot. Terraria feels aimless in a meh way to me, and it doesn't feel unfamiliar enough.

[worthy pumice]

It's funny cause I couldn't get into starbound

[fickle obsidian]

But I need to give it more of a shot, honestly.

[worthy pumice]

I did finish it tho

I like starbound but I prefer terraria

Just waiting for some news on terraria other world

[mint spear]

minecraft

[flint folio]

terraria otherworld will never happen

[worthy pumice]

Lies all lies

[sour roost]

fukits3am

[flint folio]

they were working on the game and then they were like "fuck it, let's scrap everything and remake it and pass it to another company" @worthy pumice

[sour roost]

fukits5minutescloserto3am

im going to sleep yes

[flint folio]

how old are you

[barren frigate]

Hello everyone... Stupid question, but since I've only played super laid back for about 80h and hasn't paid any attention to the updates... Where do I find hyperdrive upgrades? Buy from gek?

[flint folio]

i honestly don't know either, i just get them from research centers and shit

every time you find new tech, there's a chance you get a hyperdrive upgrade i think

maybe someone smarter than I should answer you though

[barren frigate]

Sweet, then it's time for some tech-hunting today 😃

[flint folio]

i don't have many upgrades, like 2 hyperdrive upgrades or something like it

i really dislike the way you always get the same tech other and over, there should be a higher chance of getting new upgrades

[sour roost]

fuk

the sun rises in 2 hours

[latent yarrow]

hey 😃

[fervent raptor]

hey 😄

[tropic folio]

hola como estas

[tough rover]

goeie more vriende :)

[mint spear]

Which language is that?

Sounds like retarded dutch

[mint spear]

I searched it up and it's Afrikaans, close enough

[ripe jackal]

Hola peeps

[raven plaza]

We dont want your kind here Kev

[ripe jackal]

;-;

[raven plaza]

gunter hi

does he work

nope

[ripe jackal]

gunter?

[simple siren]

Gunter do you want to destroy the human race

[pliant fjord]

@simple siren Destroy blob should I mean I should I made a fucking what5

@ripe jackal League of Legends. What do you think about?

[ripe jackal]

meh

[mint spear]

WAIT

GUNTER WANTS TO DESTROY BLOB?

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear Destroy blob if it will actually my videos.

[mint spear]

NO GUNTER, JUST NO

THIS ISN'T SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT

[magic jay]

🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫 🔫

[mint spear]

....

:salsasean:

:salsasean:

Shitb

:salsasean:

:salsasean:

:salsasean:

:salsasean:

[quick wolf]

@errant drum Fuck you 🖕

[fervent raptor]

[quick wolf]

@wild warren

[ripe jackal]

[magic jay]

<<Sentinel Drones Activated>>

[quick wolf]

@azure dew no

[ripe jackal]

who are these people?

nerds?

[quick wolf]

They're weiners

[mint spear]

damn them weiners

[raven plaza]

SCANNING

[mint spear]

What

I was talking about blob

[raven plaza]

Lifeforms fully operational - moving along

[mint spear]

How did you all end up with wieners

Weiners*

[ripe jackal]

you're a trap

[quick wolf]

Fuck you, get banned nerd

[raven plaza]

see you all tonight for dank tunes while we get ready for the listening party

oh wait

[sour patrol]

@raven plaza what is tonight?

[ripe jackal]

;-;

[raven plaza]

nothing just memories ;-;

[ripe jackal]

Please

[raven plaza]

should we hold a listening party?

tonight

[ripe jackal]

yes

[raven plaza]

just for fun

[ripe jackal]

to something

[mint spear]

Its an orgy to celebrate the first GEK strip club opening in the galactic hub

[sour patrol]

lol

[ripe jackal]

no

[raven plaza]

what the fuck

[mint spear]

Don't lie

[raven plaza]

you make me chuckle

[mint spear]

I've been to these before

I know one when I see one

[raven plaza]

OKAY - WE ARE LISTENTING TO COLUMBIAN OLDIES

TONIGHT

[ripe jackal]

alright

lmao

[raven plaza]

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

lol im not gonna be there

im at work

[ripe jackal]

BE THERE OR BE A SQUARE

OR ANOTHER SHAPE

[raven plaza]

BE THERE OR BE 🅱

okay work time but

but

buy

bye

[ripe jackal]

bye KFC boi

[mint spear]

What

How did you type bye like but

I mean I don't mind butts are okay but how tf did bye become but

🤔

[ripe jackal]

buy

@mint spear -_-

you are bad at this

[bitter pilot]

guys, look this : https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2000580152/neil-degrasse-tyson-presents-space-odyssey-the-vid

[fervent raptor]

i just started building my base and it said i needed spadonium 😢

[ripe jackal]

@worn shuttle @full stirrup if any of you are on

please kill him

[quick wolf]

Fuck off

[ripe jackal]

Fanks

[quick wolf]

Tag me next time

[ripe jackal]

ok

[quick wolf]

I'm trying to watch 6+ servers

[ripe jackal]

❤

[topaz pollen]

Dude, when u pinged flash, u pinged me

Why? What do i have to do with that?

[quick wolf]

He didn't ping you

Flash did

That's why he was banned

[topaz pollen]

Oh

Ok

[mint spear]

1.3 hype

[ripe jackal]

@simple oracle will you please stop

this is not working

@quick wolf

[fervent raptor]

zimrod what?

[mint spear]

STOP TAGGING PEOPLE

[ripe jackal]

-_-

[fervent raptor]

i think someone needs a ban

[mint spear]

WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE BEING TAGGED

Zimrod you're getting banned

[ripe jackal]

yea, they get banned and then just come back

NERD

[fervent raptor]

@stone edge BAN HIM

[ripe jackal]

using a vpn because he is a nerd

[mint spear]

@stone edge @timid talon @hallow hawk

[topaz pollen]

Ok, what is that

[mint spear]

Someone pls

@past gorge

Someone ban zimrod

Thank u

[ripe jackal]

fank

[fervent raptor]

why would you spend your time doing this?

[quick wolf]

Christ, sorry

[past gorge]

someone already did

sorry

[mint spear]

Who is that guy?

Why did he do that

[past gorge]

a random

to annoy others

[ripe jackal]

some guy who comes in and tags

because he is a nerd

[cold helm]

@mint spear hey Wednesday I finally got a retweeted by HG

[mint spear]

Did you send nudes again

[cold helm]

[quick wolf]

I left for like 2 minutes to get food

I thought I had a break from this shit

Sorry everybody

[fervent raptor]

i'm getting a job because my parents give me garbage food

[ripe jackal]

Lmao

no need to be sorry :p

[mint spear]

Wow

[fervent raptor]

everything is also gone like 3 days after she buys the food

im dying out here

struggle is real

[mint spear]

Jordan

How old are you?

[fervent raptor]

15

[mint spear]

Me too

[ripe jackal]

m2f

[fervent raptor]

when is your birthday?

[ripe jackal]

PEDO

lmao

[fervent raptor]

mine is october 19th

I ain't no pedo

[mint spear]

March 7th

[ripe jackal]

(my sisters birthday)

[mint spear]

I am your sister

[ripe jackal]

mine is 20 days after

xd

[mint spear]

I can't count

[fervent raptor]

27

[mint spear]

!Eightball am I Kevs sister

[pliant fjord]

@mint spear 🎱 Most likely.

[ripe jackal]

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