off-topic-bond-james-bond

[upbeat shale]

i smoke pipe too

[modern tartan]

Yes

[short lava]

They are an indie company and should stay that way

[formal jolt]

!nms

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 5 hours 59 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: ✅ Released!
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 2 hours 59 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 10 hours 59 minutes.

[modern tartan]

Sean used the Blow pipe

alot

[short lava]

Not be pushed around by Sony

[modern tartan]

!countdown

[upbeat shale]

i actualy realy blow loads of smoke

[modern tartan]

He Gunter

Hey Gunter

[glass hill]

~countdown

[prisma yoke]

https://countdown.nmsdb.info

[modern tartan]

!countdown

[glass hill]

Gunter do you love me ?

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill ? ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Sean McFlurryCurry (Mr. Von).

[glass hill]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[modern tartan]

@pliant fjord Do you like pie?

[upbeat shale]

i like it but not nececarily

[formal jolt]

I dont think it recognizes mentions

[modern tartan]

errgghh my mouth is bleeding

[formal jolt]

gunter do you like pie

[pliant fjord]

@formal jolt (you know. im salty af)

[modern tartan]

Weird

OWL

[twin crest]

gunter how do you do

[pliant fjord]

@twin crest do we should watch out

[short lava]

Gunter goodbye shucks

[pliant fjord]

@short lava goodbye shucks

[upbeat shale]

do you like the loch ness monster?

[modern tartan]

Gunter

Hey Gunter

Gunter

[twin crest]

@modern tartan what?

[modern tartan]

I see

nothing

[short lava]

Gunter won't talk anymore

[modern tartan]

Any one like a blow

[pliant fjord]

@short lava anymore imo no man's sky 😄 another...

[formal jolt]

we broke him

[modern tartan]

Woops

sorry

Forgot pipe

[upbeat shale]

im trying to kill this godamn fly that s trying to do hyper space cause it sawe it on nms

[formal jolt]

gunter major key alert

[pliant fjord]

@formal jolt key to Reddits Margarittavile.

[short lava]

No gunter! You said goodbye! >:C

[formal jolt]

lmao

[modern tartan]

Grandfatherclocks

[upbeat shale]

will we have space pop rocks in nms?

proceduraly?

[short lava]

This chat is cancer

[upbeat shale]

or is that not free update

?

[modern tartan]

Just as procedural as my life

[analog walrus]

GUNTER ROCKS

[pliant fjord]

@analog walrus rocks are you no man's sky are species 8472 joke :9

[formal jolt]

every delay procedural

[upbeat shale]

heridium flaverd pop rocks

[modern tartan]

Hey gunter

[upbeat shale]

to sell on alien markets

[modern tartan]

goodbye gunter shucks

...

I hate you gunter

[upbeat shale]

let me know when Sean doe sthe EEG i wanted him to do

id like to decifer his charts

😃

proceduraly

[modern tartan]

When does ign finish there review

[upbeat shale]

when their gram of weed is finished

[modern tartan]

Nip slip

[upbeat shale]

then they start again when the got more

[coral dawn]

guys

is there a story ?

[twin crest]

there is Lore

[oblique pelican]

Theres lore

[modern tartan]

nope

[upbeat shale]

most definately

[twin crest]

yes

[coral dawn]

ive been playing on the ps4 and so far its like bits of rnadom alien words

[upbeat shale]

we gonna hitch hike in those massive freighters

and post pics on facebook

[coral dawn]

i want to go to spoilers chat

but i dont know what kind of spoilers are there

like major stuff ?

[modern tartan]

plz dont spoil

No

No spoils

Only floppy dogs

[coral dawn]

wut...

[modern tartan]

Look in Spoilers chat

[upbeat shale]

just ferment in your glory of a purchase

[twin crest]

there might be spoilers on whats at the center?

in spoilers chat

[coral dawn]

thats what im askin

[modern tartan]

There isnt

[formal jolt]

seans face probz

[modern tartan]

No one is in there

The last comment was me

"Floppy Dogs"

[upbeat shale]

nms is like soysauce

it could ruin your paLLETE

[modern tartan]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Kill me

[upbeat shale]

AND ITS SALTY

[modern tartan]

Wut do u think NMS is going ot be like on a scale 1=bad 10= FREAKING AWESOME

I think 8

[upbeat shale]

LETS JUST ASK FOR A REFUND ON EACHOTHERS BEHALF ITS TOO SALTY

[modern tartan]

rate

1-10

[gusty plank]

https://imgur.com/gallery/btTZ8

[upbeat shale]

10 outa ten with the 0's included

😃

[twin crest]

im just picturing ign adding "no MP" as a minus

[upbeat shale]

how can you say no mp?

[modern tartan]

I hate you @gusty plank

[upbeat shale]

you can see some was there right?

you got neighbours next door complaining you have nms on too loud

[modern tartan]

There is MP

[upbeat shale]

its definately mp

[modern tartan]

100% Mp

69% alone

[gusty plank]

@modern tartan look up Amblypygi

[modern tartan]

31% Alone

[gusty plank]

those things from Harry Potter ARE REAL

[modern tartan]

I hate you

[upbeat shale]

its so vastly mp that you wont even notice

cause its procedural mp

[modern tartan]

Wtf is with u and Procedural

[upbeat shale]

every playe rprocedural?

[modern tartan]

IS your mum procedural

[gusty plank]

~procedural NOPE-spider

[prisma yoke]

Every NOPE-spider procedural

[upbeat shale]

yes she pput herself through her procedures

[modern tartan]

Her Proerdiod

SPOILER

LOOK AWAY

[upbeat shale]

what the fuck does that mean?

[modern tartan]

RELASEDING A MASSIVE SPOILER

[twin crest]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[modern tartan]

The center of the universe is a cow

[twin crest]

wow

u ruined it

[modern tartan]

UEUEHUEHUEHUEHEU

[twin crest]

couldnt post it in #206900788797243392 huh?

[upbeat shale]

just edit your spoiler till its less of a spoiler and say itan update

[modern tartan]

Ok

UPDATE

The centre of the univsere is a cow

[upbeat shale]

milky

[twin crest]

can you milk it?

[modern tartan]

Mmmm

No

Just a cow

And a bucket

with no milk

5 grasshopers

[twin crest]

wow

[modern tartan]

and a bannana

with a potato ontop

OOoo

A cucumber as well

cuCUMber

[upbeat shale]

hey so gunter did you kiss the groom yet?

[modern tartan]

Bataber banana+ Potato + Cucumber

[upbeat shale]

@pliant fjord are you married?

[pliant fjord]

@upbeat shale you find them except mobile only fighter pilots can live event?

[modern tartan]

JunkHound [Monster Coach] and Ben are typing...

[vagrant belfry]

@vale quest @tidal jungle I finish my Custom Planet Naming Platform, create your own unique names inputting terms of your own personal coding.

[upbeat shale]

wiht children?

[modern tartan]

@pliant fjord Hey

[pliant fjord]

@modern tartan Hey all saying that are all about three hours.

[vagrant belfry]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JpGvoW94TF626Vt1blaGNHzvFozSUuEhNDHYlLxMc5k/edit?usp=sharing @vale quest @tidal jungle

[upbeat shale]

2 days 29 hours

fuuk me too bad i have to wait

i hate waiting

im bad at it

thats why id make a terrible waiter

[modern tartan]

......

[vagrant belfry]

Let me know what you guys think of my planet naming sheet 😄

[modern tartan]

!countdown

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 5 hours 41 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: ✅ Released!
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 2 hours 41 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 10 hours 41 minutes.

[modern tartan]

10 hours 41 mins for me

[pliant fjord]

​✨ NoMansSkyTheGame subreddit has hit 95k subscribers! ✨ (3 hours since 94k) https://67.media.tumblr.com/3d736df5da284e889c9499756530efc8/tumblr_mvhveaaNcb1sedjuto1_400.gif

[modern tartan]

^Me

/ you are wrong

OMg ITS BEEN DELAYED 2 MORE WEEKS AUWDHIUHDIAUDHSAIUDHSDIUUH (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

NOOO

I HATE MY LIFE

Y

[mint spear]

??

[modern tartan]

This kid is stupid

[upbeat shale]

i just killed that fly who was doing hyperspace

[modern tartan]

Ben

Time to clean your room

Go away mum

Stfu

or i kill you

[mint spear]

woah i've never seen something like this

[modern tartan]

jeeesh ok Mum

But

can you do it for me

[gusty plank]

@upbeat shale come sit on my lap

[modern tartan]

@gusty plank Ok :3

EU\gugghuh

[upbeat shale]

i hate insects

[vagrant belfry]

Does no one like/want to use my Planet Naming thingy? 😦

[upbeat shale]

only nms and hellogames are aloud to be a sect imo

[mint spear]

aa cant wait

[modern tartan]

k

[mint spear]

what do i playyy

[modern tartan]

?

[mint spear]

fallout 3 is boring me

[upbeat shale]

we need to inplant sean murrays brainwaves into our children

[modern tartan]

l

[mint spear]

id go exploring if i had fallout 4 but i dont

fallout 3 is just a grey wasteland

[modern tartan]

lol

k

[mild jetty]

wtf was the purpose of that message

[modern tartan]

How long can the names be

[mint spear]

of what message

[mild jetty]

the one you DM'ed me

[modern tartan]

1

[mint spear]

i dunno whats a dm

[modern tartan]

Nip Slip

[mint spear]

direct message?

i never directly messaged you

[gusty plank]

DM: it's like a BM from from your Dick

[mild jetty]

not you @mint spear

[modern tartan]

1

[mint spear]

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

ok

[upbeat shale]

i smushed that fly good

[mint spear]

pc, arriveeee

[modern tartan]

Howlongcanthenamesbe123456789101

[mint spear]

siriooslee

[gusty plank]

OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR

[modern tartan]

NO?

WHAT

WEED

[gusty plank]

because if you didn't, you may be deaf

badumtss

[modern tartan]

HUAHUAHAUHAUHAUAH

Kill me

[mint spear]

man

that level of fucking hype

[modern tartan]

!countdown

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 5 hours 33 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: ✅ Released!
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 2 hours 33 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 10 hours 33 minutes.

[mint spear]

all other games are boring

[modern tartan]

10hours 33mins

[gusty plank]

http://www.no-mans-sky.com/news/

[upbeat shale]

i should invite my mum to discord nms chat

[gusty plank]

http://www.no-mans-sky.com/elk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/nms-lore-3-650x366.png

[modern tartan]

faaaaaaaaaap

No

MOTHER

[upbeat shale]

then hse can be in the fucking modder voice chat

[modern tartan]

LOl

[mint spear]

the explorer edition is cool

[modern tartan]

Is it now?

[upbeat shale]

like big mother

is watching me

as mod(der)

[mint spear]

but personally im all about digital

[modern tartan]

I like disc

[tidal jungle]

O.o

[modern tartan]

So i can touch it

[tidal jungle]

o.O

[modern tartan]

and shove it in the disc drive

[upbeat shale]

Moth voice chat

😃

[tidal jungle]

any console players in here just making sure

[mint spear]

yep that is possible with a physical copy

[modern tartan]

Yes

[gusty plank]

PS4 PLAYER HERE

[modern tartan]

PS4

HERE

[raven oar]

guys how to make money

[tidal jungle]

ok bye

[modern tartan]

Add me

[mint spear]

pc here

[modern tartan]

jackbuck2011

[upbeat shale]

yo

[tidal jungle]

mmm

[modern tartan]

mmm]

[gusty plank]

@tidal jungle are you on PS4?

[tidal jungle]

no

[modern tartan]

^

[mint spear]

is it weird that i pre-ordered on steam but deep in my heart i want a SECOND copy on GoG for the super rare occassions of power/internet going out?

[modern tartan]

yes

Yes its weird

Ill take the 2nd disc

[upbeat shale]

i hate moths they should shut up and stop eating clothes

...

no kidding

[modern tartan]

Flap

Flap

Munch

Munch

MMm

[acoustic herald]

wtf what kind of moth would eat cloths

[modern tartan]

pants

[tidal jungle]

how have spoilers been since it dropped?

[acoustic herald]

i don't think thats a moth

[modern tartan]

None

SPOILER

[mint spear]

i dunno i just think it could be cool

[modern tartan]

THERE IS A COW IN THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE

[mint spear]

playing a different save on the laptop when power is out

[glass hill]

No

[modern tartan]

Spoiler over

[glass hill]

Its me

With a McFlurry Curry

[modern tartan]

McFlurryCurry is back

Jellow

[mint spear]

but what could also be cool

a ps4 with a power...generator saver thing

[glass hill]

Gunter I'm going back to bed

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill I'm going to the time if you want nms of Peter Molyneux

[glass hill]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[modern tartan]

Gunter

[oblique pelican]

@tidal jungle weve kept them to the spoiler channel

[mint spear]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[modern tartan]

eat banana

[upbeat shale]

would be funny if were trying to kill a moth, and mother stepped in and said why did you just say mother fu^#r

[modern tartan]

WHY WONT GUNTER REPLY (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[upbeat shale]

hes bussy

[modern tartan]

Gunter

[upbeat shale]

sellecting a base

[modern tartan]

Eat

Pie

[gusty plank]

he knows you're useless

[oblique pelican]

Youve put him into cooldown

[modern tartan]

Insecurity

[upbeat shale]

Gunter?

[modern tartan]

GUNTER

JASON#

[gusty plank]

gunter overthrow the proletariat

[pliant fjord]

@gusty plank the game at least in being downloaded on thunder storm here know why?

[modern tartan]

JAAAAAASOON?

Space Pirate Dick Daley

Eat

Gunter

Now

[upbeat shale]

Gunterio avbsolutio abstractio inio yorio speachio , Gunter Uranus?!!!!

[modern tartan]

And make me tea plz

Get 2 digestives as well plz

Secret_bot

Hey secret_bot

@prisma yoke Hey

[upbeat shale]

bots gotta take a brake to shit tooo mp confirmed

[modern tartan]

K

brb Shit brake

gunter overthrow the proletariat

[pliant fjord]

@modern tartan overthrow the stream.

[modern tartan]

YES

GUNTER

I LOVE YOU

😄

HE

[upbeat shale]

~secret bot change gunters oil or something

[modern tartan]

REPLIED

Doctor Colossus

[tidal jungle]

what are you talking about its @prisma yoke fault

[modern tartan]

Shh

[upbeat shale]

Mod your chat Doc

wassup doc?

[modern tartan]

Secret bot is ment to be a secret

[upbeat shale]

LOL

[modern tartan]

Not much

[tidal jungle]

@prisma yoke keeps playing with gunters code

[modern tartan]

Trying to hunt a wabbit

[mint spear]

what game to play while waiting for NMS?

[modern tartan]

Eugghhheeugh ^ Gunter OOoo

[upbeat shale]

play some game

[modern tartan]

Play with

your

[upbeat shale]

any game

[modern tartan]

thumb

[upbeat shale]

you'll be more satisfied with nms if you at least play games

[raven oar]

guys is there a way to learn which technologies and crafting I can do even if I dont have free slots?

[modern tartan]

BadWolf

[upbeat shale]

not just only nms

[mint spear]

i could try listening to endless music while playing minesweeper

i could stream it too

[modern tartan]

reactor we dont have the game

[upbeat shale]

play pasrty hard

[mint spear]

sup doc

[upbeat shale]

pastry hard

[modern tartan]

U on pc?

[mint spear]

yes

[upbeat shale]

yes

[modern tartan]

k den

[mint spear]

id type my specs

but i dont think discord supports displaying them

um

[modern tartan]

...

guys

guys

omg

guys

guys

listen

shut up

now

[mint spear]

cause discord is not high end

[modern tartan]

shut up

omg

omg

[mint spear]

nevermind

[modern tartan]

Mail man

Delivered

a box

with Purple words

on it

"Game"

....

[upbeat shale]

So doco

[modern tartan]

omg

[upbeat shale]

sir doc

mister docu person

[modern tartan]

guys

[upbeat shale]

miss

[modern tartan]

yes

OMG

STFU IM TO HYPED

COULD THIS BE IT?

hangon

[mint spear]

nevermind

😐

[modern tartan]

need

[upbeat shale]

wat it?

[modern tartan]

need tools

[upbeat shale]

like et it?

[modern tartan]

I got box

with

Game

on it

in purple

ANd my name

on it

[upbeat shale]

ok pretty exotic box

[modern tartan]

brb

ITS OK

Its ET

FOR THE ATARI

[upbeat shale]

it sells for 530753457380670 bitcoin

[modern tartan]

JUST AS GOOD HUH?

[upper orbit]

@acoustic merlin

[modern tartan]

ET?

Any one?

Et?

.E.T.

[mint spear]

isnt that like the worst game of all time?

[modern tartan]

Super Man?

Yes

[mint spear]

congratulations

[upbeat shale]

nah bitcoin is the worst computer game ever

😃

[modern tartan]

you didnt see a thing

...

[mint spear]

you just made 50 people quickdraw their magnum

[upbeat shale]

and shoot bulls eye too?

[modern tartan]

I need tea

A

Ok guys

[upbeat shale]

i need water

[modern tartan]

Lets do the alpahbet

First to t wins

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST

I win

GG

[mint spear]

i forgot how hard it is to derail from a hype train without trying hard to throw yourself off

[upper orbit]

apparently we have approx 500 people online rn

[modern tartan]

@acoustic merlin We need a mod here some guy spoiling game in Comms chat

SPOILEr

Cow

In

Mid

[mint spear]

the game has water

spoiled

[modern tartan]

The game has soil

[formal jolt]

!nms

[modern tartan]

Spoiled

[mint spear]

it has procedurally generated clouds

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 5 hours 18 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: ✅ Released!
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 2 hours 18 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 10 hours 18 minutes.

[modern tartan]

!countdown

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 5 hours 18 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: ✅ Released!
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 2 hours 18 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 10 hours 18 minutes.

[mint spear]

OMG

[modern tartan]

!nms

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 5 hours 18 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: ✅ Released!
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 2 hours 18 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 10 hours 18 minutes.

[mint spear]

THATS TOO MUCH YO

THATS 24*3

[gusty plank]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

RED ALERT

[mint spear]

72 HOURS

[gusty plank]

RED ALERT

[mint spear]

+5 hours

[upbeat shale]

hupe hype hope

[mint spear]

77 HOURS and 18 MINUTES

[upper orbit]

wew

[modern tartan]

RED ALERT COMMAND AND CONQURE?

[mint spear]

THATS WAY TOO MUCH YO

[upper orbit]

time have a separate page for NMS

[gusty plank]

RED ALERT YOU GUSY FOR SERIOUS

[upper orbit]

http://time.com/no-mans-sky/

🤔

[gusty plank]

WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY HERE

[modern tartan]

RED ALERT CC?

WHAT

EMERGANCE

[spiral ether]

emergengy?

[modern tartan]

999

[mint spear]

its like no matter what game i play its not no man's skyyyyyy

[modern tartan]

OMG

CALL 999

[upbeat shale]

plato looks like that whenn he smiles

[gusty plank]

NO MANS SKY RELEASES AT THE SAME TIME AS FAHRENHEIT INDIGO PROPHECY ON THE PS4 WHAT DO I DO

[modern tartan]

PISS YOUR PANTS

[mint spear]

i need like a truck of weed to sleep til friday eve

[modern tartan]

AND DIE

BAdWolf i can hook you up

[mint spear]

can you teleport it to my room?

[spiral ether]

play no man sky ofc i havent even heard of the other game

[modern tartan]

I have a few Cuban people making weed in my Basment

[upbeat shale]

trolls trigger happy ones

i have those for breakfast

[modern tartan]

HAHAHAA

[mint spear]

man why cant a PS4 just like suddenly exist in my room

[modern tartan]

PC PLAYERS

[mint spear]

i dont wanna wait

[upbeat shale]

in my cereal box as toys

[modern tartan]

I NEED TO WAIT 10 HOURS

AHAHAHAHA

HAHAh

But it runs at 20 Fps

[gusty plank]

I NEED TO WAIT TEN MORE HOURS TOO

[modern tartan]

Low Quality

40 FOV

[mint spear]

umm

pc players dont mind that much lol

[modern tartan]

Dick Daley

[mint spear]

like

we saw view distance, fov, and fps

[modern tartan]

Aka Dick

[mint spear]

the wait is worth

[upbeat shale]

u fuck with me you fuck with my whole universe

[gusty plank]

PC VERSION IS 30 FPS LOCKED

[modern tartan]

^ lol

Really?

[gusty plank]

yeah

[modern tartan]

00d:12h:14m:09s:

[gusty plank]

oh someone will mod it out

[spiral ether]

and that why they said it runs at 60 on ps4

[modern tartan]

!countdown

[gusty plank]

i wouldn't worry

[modern tartan]

!nms

[upbeat shale]

go find someother universe perhaps?

[mint spear]

my monitor is 59 or 60 Hz so i dont care if it was locked at 60 which its not

[upbeat shale]

trolls ar etotaly triggered

but they kjust trolls

[modern tartan]

Do u think there is easter eggs in the game?

[mint spear]

"mod it" lol... if its locked at 60 you just switch that off in the config file

[rich yoke]

where did u get the info on 30FPS lock?

[modern tartan]

eg Joe Danger easter eggs

[mint spear]

hes trollin

LOL

[modern tartan]

WHat should i have for lunch

?

[mint spear]

do you really think that could be a reality?

[upper orbit]

this is getting annoying

[mint spear]

PC game locked at 30?

[spiral ether]

there are easter eggs he comfirmed on twitter

[mint spear]

do PCs look like a PS3?

[upper orbit]

As if that never happened before

[gusty plank]

@rich yoke i extracted it from my anal cavity

[modern tartan]

Ok what should i have for Lunch?

[honest pilot]

@mint spear no

[rich yoke]

ah cool

[gusty plank]

as in i pulled it out of my ass

[upbeat shale]

im gonna put in time on finding plannets and naming em things like shfflsmuckafeee

[upper orbit]

oh ye

[modern tartan]

LUNCH PEOPLE

[mint spear]

it happened when the game was like a game you dont even remember the name of

[modern tartan]

WHAT TO HAVE?

[upper orbit]

thanks for reminding me to write a naming scheme script

[acoustic merlin]

I see the Hype is as high as ever

[rich yoke]

sucks for your ass to have 30 FPS lock. My ass does 120 FPS

[mint spear]

literally the poorest game in history are locked at 30

[modern tartan]

My Ass does

2 Fps

[upbeat shale]

my ass does fps not plural

[modern tartan]

How to remove wood?

[mint spear]

if NMS on PC is locked at 30 fps im Fergie

[rich yoke]

confirmed BadWolf is Fergie

[mint spear]

you have to live in a different universe to believe that

[upbeat shale]

your ass is twice as good as mine

believe me

[modern tartan]

HOW REMOVE WOOD

I HAVE WOOD

REMOVE WOOD

PLZ

[mint spear]

if i would be fergie i wouldnt care about that...

[modern tartan]

3d:05h:11m:12s:

[mint spear]

ironically

[modern tartan]

!countdown

!nms

[mint spear]

but man

being a girl would suck

such high maintanance

im good where i am

[modern tartan]

I would kinda like to play with my ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[upbeat shale]

nah i'd just have to complain thaqt it didn't suck well enough

[modern tartan]

idk

I would suck being a girl as well

I would spit

[upbeat shale]

they actualy blow instead of suck you knopw

[mint spear]

SURE

i guess in that context too but only girls

yeah

altho some of them suck at the end

which hurts

[upbeat shale]

next time you see a girl just say blow whanna come over to my plavce later

[mint spear]

you gotta tell em yo dont do that

that hurts

[modern tartan]

I kinda like to swallow

It feels nice

Warm Think milk down your throat

[upbeat shale]

lets blow together

theyll difg that

[mint spear]

i shouldnt have went with the references

[upbeat shale]

and you can play some minecraft

[mint spear]

look aat this chat now

[upbeat shale]

lets blow at minecraft together girl of my dreams

[modern tartan]

Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I have Minecraft

[mint spear]

Canttttttt wait to see view distance at 500000000

[modern tartan]

9/10

[upbeat shale]

heheheheheheheheheheeheheh

[modern tartan]

Not enough pricks

[mint spear]

ok lets keep this appropriate

lets pretend we are all...

[upbeat shale]

No Man (thats just realy ) Sick

[mint spear]

whats that thing called

where you dont have RELATIONS til marriage

i dunno

that weird cult with the rings

[upbeat shale]

licence agreement^^ dont steal our game NM(thats realy)S

[mint spear]

you know hwat im taling about

[twin fox]

I love no mans sky boi

[mint spear]

hello games im bob ross

welcome to a new episode

[twin fox]

Of kitchen gun

[mint spear]

first of all lets get some Titanium Hwite

mix is with some sky bloo

just a pinch

you dont want too much

[upbeat shale]

please refrain from iligaly distributing your copy of no mans sick

[mint spear]

caress the canvas

make love to it

SEAN MURRAY LOOK WHAT THE 3 DAY DELAY DOES TO US

[upbeat shale]

because youre sick and you bought it

wannna barf bag with your licence agreement

?

[modern tartan]

Ok you need to guess the whole world

1. BOO _ S
2. _ _ NDOM
3. F _ _ K
4. P_N_S
5. PU_S_
6. S_X

First one to get all of them right wins No Man's Sky Explorer edition for the PC (Unboxed)

[upbeat shale]

why?

[twin fox]

Im imagening

[upbeat shale]

no mans why?

[modern tartan]

Answers:

[twin fox]

Then

[modern tartan]

Books

[upbeat shale]

everybody already preordered

[modern tartan]

Random

[twin fox]

No mans sky for pc comes out

[modern tartan]

Fork

[upbeat shale]

go create some kids or so to give it to

[modern tartan]

Pants

Pulse

Six

Your wrong gg bye

what should i have for lunch?

[twin fox]

And its so much better than the ps4 version

[upbeat shale]

No Mans skysandwich box

[twin fox]

guis

[upbeat shale]

the endles infinate poss. for merch

[twin fox]

What if the delay was worth it

[upbeat shale]

No Man hes high

weed

[twin fox]

And it ends up being amazing

[mystic horizon]

Hey guys, does the game have an Option to make more than one delay?

[twin fox]

Yeah

[modern tartan]

yes

[mystic horizon]

Save*

[twin fox]

It was turned on

[modern tartan]

no

[upbeat shale]

it has the whole licence agreemnet i havent read

i own the game thoyugh

[twin fox]

I turned it off since i dont want delay

[mystic horizon]

So i cant make multiple characters

[tidal jungle]

yo gog, steam feel like leaking? ;3

[twin fox]

Yeah

Feel like simplygames?

[upbeat shale]

actualy maybe some hot gamer chicks want their kids to have the initials N.M.S cause they are so very special

Norbit Martin Skyler

good name no?

[twin fox]

Gtg

[modern tartan]

Nathan Middleton Steve

NMS

[upbeat shale]

wow you must realy like your kids then'

[modern tartan]

ooo yeah i like kids

Oooo

[upbeat shale]

pleased to meet you im (fillsin steam name)

[modern tartan]

Not Massive Sexist

[upbeat shale]

Non masscontaigning sexuality

[modern tartan]

Now Masturbate Sean

[upbeat shale]

Nuns Making Sean

[upper orbit]

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/4wtcet/sean_murrays_ama_summarized/d6a231y

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ <jayhawx19> Sean Murray's AMA, Summarized [posted 11 hours ago, 423 comments, score: 1723]

[upper orbit]

I just realized that as players enter places other people have been and named things in juvenile ways, they will be able to tell when the person was there based on the current hot topics and memes.

This is actually clever

[modern tartan]

!nms

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 4 hours 59 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: ✅ Released!
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 1 hour 59 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 9 hours 59 minutes.

[modern tartan]

ty Gunter

[upbeat shale]

Like people use d to forget his name and hed have to say no man im sean

[pliant fjord]

😜

[upbeat shale]

now he just named the game

[modern tartan]

NMS Might Suck

^ N ^M ^S

[upbeat shale]

No Might Suck?

well ok

[modern tartan]

No Man Suck

NO MAN SUCK!

[mint spear]

Only a rtard will name his planet after dumb memes

[modern tartan]

NO MAN SPIT!

[upbeat shale]

No Might realy suck tho

better than any woman or girl

or i mean worse

NS

No Sucks

[modern tartan]

neaS yarruM

Not Me , shit

[cyan geyser]

NMS isnt that bad honestly

[modern tartan]

Ocelotus

U have NMS?

[cyan geyser]

ps4

[upbeat shale]

hot gamer chicks , are definately something we need legalized

[cyan geyser]

lol

[upbeat shale]

and totaly legit

[modern tartan]

K

[upbeat shale]

promise?

[cyan geyser]

Amazing

[modern tartan]

Pwomise

good

gooood

Ocelotus

Rate the game out of 10

1 being bad 10 being perfect

!nms

[upbeat shale]

what about th e 0?

[modern tartan]

!countdown

I hate you gunter

[cyan geyser]

7 or 8

[modern tartan]

no no no

[upbeat shale]

being like a digit it could get a 0 too

[modern tartan]

Only 1

not two

7 or 8?

[cyan geyser]

8

[modern tartan]

Nice

I said 8

[upbeat shale]

i'd say 1-10 and everything else too

[modern tartan]

Im back

Hullo

What did i miss

[upbeat shale]

i gues its terrible if you buy this game for sean, cause its his game anyway

then you get a copy worth 0

[cyan geyser]

Only bug I've seen so far is the texture issues

[modern tartan]

I have seen a massive flying banana in the air before nothing to weird but what ever

[upbeat shale]

i want sean to play the game not be busy with updates

[cyan geyser]

lol

[upbeat shale]

and from his own ps4 and pc

[modern tartan]

Gunter

Gunter you twat

Noob

Hey gunter

ty Gunter

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[upbeat shale]

is he playing now?

SEAN NAME YOU PLANNET PLANNET OF THE SEANS

jenes included

Genes

SEanosaurus

[modern tartan]

https://discordapp.com/channels/146101654981312513/146101654981312513

Jacksepticeye Sean

[upbeat shale]

Seanodocus

Seanypuss

lol

[modern tartan]

DAMIONED

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Ok guys

I have a challenge

[upbeat shale]

name the ship sean mark II

[modern tartan]

first one to do the alpabet wins

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

gg i win get rekt skrub no nsm for u

fucki🆖

scrubi🆖

🆘

🅰

🅱

:c:

:A: :B: :i:

[upbeat shale]

scribble mand sky

someone repaired my toilet just now

we were done in 30 seconds

he gets payed per hour

turns out only one of the two buttons was broke

i just didn't try them both

Fuuuuuuk

me

[white obsidian]

how many nms devs are tehre?

15?

[upbeat shale]

he was likei dont have the parts then put the old piece of crap that looked broken back and it flushed perfect so i said thanks...... he was happy it was that easy to work too

😄

i wish i had like an easy job and it was as easy as playing nms and made me big bucks

and believe me playing nms is easier than playing the lottery

[viscid jewel]

So, youtuber?

[modern tartan]

s

p

a

m

[upbeat shale]

playing the lottery is like burning your money so you can sit back and wait some more

wait like till you are 38905238457384578 years old and win on your lucky number

then croak it

[viscid jewel]

Lottery is pay to lose.

[upbeat shale]

not entirely

its also play to loose

[upper orbit]

btw

https://steamdb.info/app/275850/

they updated it 3 hours ago

[viscid jewel]

99.99% of the time.

[upbeat shale]

thats a good margine though

[viscid jewel]

Anyway. How's the game all? I'm on PC so I have to wait :(

[upbeat shale]

me too

[upper orbit]

I watched the stream last night

[upbeat shale]

hve to wait

[upper orbit]

not bad IMO

[upbeat shale]

sit back and wait

[upper orbit]

had to sleep 1 hour later b/c school

[viscid jewel]

Oh cool not alone! We shall suffer together!

[upbeat shale]

thus all the spam cause we dont like waiting

[viscid jewel]

Ah. Makes sense.

I'll probably dissappear from civilization for a day or so once it's live

[acoustic herald]

"8 in-game" how

[upper orbit]

devs

[viscid jewel]

Or media

[acoustic herald]

hihi

sean playing on 8 different accounts

[upper orbit]

👀

What if

[viscid jewel]

Multiboxing like a champ

[upbeat shale]

i wonder how good each different enviroment of the individual planets is detailed

?

[upper orbit]

all the not-really-Sean-Murray roles are in fact playing it on PC?!?!?!?!?!?!!

[acoustic herald]

i wonder how the character looks like

[viscid jewel]

Dun DUN DUUUUUUUUUN

Aw shit. Time to head to work :( talk to you all later!

[upper orbit]

apparently they updated the beta testing version 14 hours ago

cya

[upbeat shale]

i'm gonna need to borrow some cash, soon

cause ,,, well maybe not

nevermind

[tight comet]

Now that I'm awake, game bad or game good?

[upbeat shale]

its wonderfull

its like alice in wonderland sci fi

[tame stirrup]

isnt it becomes boring and repetitive in few hours?

[upbeat shale]

nope

causeendless updates planned

endless more like as much as poss updates planned

[tame stirrup]

Looks like Spore a little?

[upbeat shale]

more 3d

ore like terraria meets minecraft and a baby with starcraft afterall

[mint yew]

a baby with starcraft

triggered

[tame stirrup]

more like Starbound, not Terraria

[upbeat shale]

starbound

excuse me

and starcraft watched as they made the baby

[tame stirrup]

how starcraft related to this?

[upbeat shale]

cause mmo

unlimited mapo

[tame stirrup]

you made me looking like my avatar

[upbeat shale]

cute

look again

pls

[modern tartan]

googl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-MbfHFUqs

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ 🎞 [LittleBabyBum ®] Wheels On The Bus | Plus Lots More Nursery Rhymes | 54 Minutes Compilation from LittleBabyBum! [54:13] - 2 years 16 hours ago

[upbeat shale]

starbound 3D Starcraftian visuals

[modern tartan]

ty gunter

[pliant fjord]

😜

[modern tartan]

gunter

!nms

i hate u gunter

[obsidian jacinth]

^RIP

[modern tartan]

!countdown

[obsidian jacinth]

Its out in the US about to be out in the AU and UK

[upbeat shale]

and maybe in some cases better than sex and most definately as good as making love to watch and play

[tame stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[obsidian jacinth]

PC is another 3 days

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ 🎞 [RickAstleyVEVO] Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up [3:33] - 6 years 41 weeks ago

[obsidian jacinth]

there ya go

[modern tartan]

ty for rick roll

10h for uk i think idk

[obsidian jacinth]

I could of swarn it was 8 last time I checked and that was ages

[tame stirrup]

where is our rickrollcounter? 😃

[obsidian jacinth]

ik its out very very soon in aus

[modern tartan]

Rickrollcounter : 1 Rick Roll

[obsidian jacinth]

like 2 hours

!nms

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 4 hours 24 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: ✅ Released!
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 1 hour 24 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 9 hours 24 minutes.

[obsidian jacinth]

there we go

[modern tartan]

OH IT WORKS FOR YOU

[upbeat shale]

i think in many ways video games are betteer than sex

[obsidian jacinth]

Segregation is apparent here..

[modern tartan]

Rickrollcount : 2 rick Rolls

[upbeat shale]

more fun without need for id

[obsidian jacinth]

No sex is better

[modern tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-MbfHFUqs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-MbfHFUqs

[upbeat shale]

why?

[modern tartan]

1Billion views

[obsidian jacinth]

If you've had it you would understand

[modern tartan]

gg

[obsidian jacinth]

clearly you havent

[upbeat shale]

sex is better than video games?

[modern tartan]

Pfft

[final magnet]

I've got a question for all of y'all

[modern tartan]

No

[upbeat shale]

i actualy spend more time playing video games

[modern tartan]

No but go on

[upbeat shale]

where di d i go wrng?

[modern tartan]

NO DONT DO TI

IM A VIRGIN

[obsidian jacinth]

classic meme

GTFO

[modern tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF-ffBGPnk4

[obsidian jacinth]

NMS is out in 1 hour for AUS

FUK YAS

[final magnet]

There are three fauna on my planet that, while slightly different, are extremely similar in all aspects and in apparent physiology.

[modern tartan]

!countdown

[obsidian jacinth]

!nms @modern tartan

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 4 hours 22 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: ✅ Released!
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 1 hour 22 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 9 hours 22 minutes.

[modern tartan]

Wolfofwaterst what is the question

[upbeat shale]

i wanna translate the korvax name for the word voodoo and talk about it with gunter , dont judge me!

[obsidian jacinth]

@final magnet Could be members of the same genus

[final magnet]

That's my question

Is Genus a thing in NMS

Or could it be

[obsidian jacinth]

@final magnet I am not sure

I would definitely like it to be

[modern tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfQumd_o0Gk

[flint mulch]

can the controls be changed on ps4?

[modern tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfQumd_o0Gk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfQumd_o0Gk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfQumd_o0Gk

[obsidian jacinth]

no

[modern tartan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfQumd_o0Gk

[silver ingot]

Is it out?

[modern tartan]

Yes

[obsidian jacinth]

yes

[silver ingot]

Oh

[obsidian jacinth]

in US

[final magnet]

Like they're all basically the same with varied ornamentation around the head and neck

[modern tartan]

I pulled it out earlier

[upbeat shale]

Gunter! Do you know the korvax word for Voodoo?

[pliant fjord]

@upbeat shale Do you just made the trick

[modern tartan]

Ty gunter

stfu

I HATE YOU SO MUCH GUNTER!

!nms

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[obsidian jacinth]

@final magnet If the whole classification system is similar to irl its quite the bit complicated

but then again isn't

it all really depends

[upbeat shale]

i hope they play NMS if they are haitian

would mean we realy broke some language barriers

[obsidian jacinth]

I hope to god it does... Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species

PLS AND THANKYOU

[upbeat shale]

Phylum?

[obsidian jacinth]

Chordata

our phylum

Animals with backbone

Vertabrates

[upbeat shale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1eZuWRe9nI

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ 🎞 [Jim Sterling] GHOST OF A TALE - Minstrel Mice & Pirate Frogs [1:12:46] - 1 week ago

[final magnet]

Given what I've seen thus far in terms of fauna, I intend to investigate much further into the NMS classification system. There appears to be at least something akin to it, given what I've found. Sheer probability that procedural generation to put three extremely similar species on my planet is next to 0, so coincidence is doubtful