off-topic-bond-james-bond

[white obsidian]

unlube his ass

[grim sparrow]

Completely unacceptable.

[white obsidian]

rape

[safe plover]

We're sorry, remote kill is currently not implemented. Please report to your nearest Suicide Booth (TM).

[grim sparrow]

I will not stand for this.

Everyone here will die.

[sturdy apex]

You have successfully killed yourself. But in the process you notice No Man's Sky downloading on Steam. Your brother changed the source code date.

[glass hill]

Good enough for me ¯_(ツ)_/¯, end all of our suffering

[safe plover]

rocks back & forth, coddling his glock

[grim sparrow]

(hey guys I tricked Kevin into giving me his password)

[fleet oasis]

back

bois

[glass hill]

Waddup boi

[fleet oasis]

hola

nothing

[sturdy apex]

o shit waddup

[grim sparrow]

Kevin is never getting this account back.

[safe plover]

you are not unique

[fleet oasis]

i just died in diep.io in the worst possible way

[grim sparrow]

Property of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[sturdy apex]

`
Would you like to play again?(Y/N)

Fuck

Game over

[safe plover]

insert coin WTF?

[sturdy apex]

Gunter kill me

[grim rampart]

I AM A SPECIAL NOODLE

[pliant fjord]

@sturdy apex me serving as it does that will admit, I know doc is the next Friday...

[grim sparrow]

Gunter tell Kevin he's a little punk bitch

[pliant fjord]

sets mode: +b @grim sparrow!*@*

[rich yoke]

Gunter is totally the besta and worst bot ever

[pliant fjord]

@rich yoke and go back what people to do more days before NMS drama hit 100k for all the PS4.

[sturdy apex]

/r/sneks

[rich yoke]

you see

[safe plover]

Well that escalated quickly.

[glass hill]

Gunter how can I waste the next 4 days until the next Bo3 DLC and No Man's Sky comes out ?

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill waste of my money from $ony

[sturdy apex]

Hahaha

[grim sparrow]

@safe plover Why was Kevin messaging you weird things?

Are you two... lovers?

[safe plover]

MY SECRET IS EXPOSED

[glass hill]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[safe plover]

🎣

[rich yoke]

No Loves Sky

[glass hill]

🇬🇧

[fleet oasis]

gunter are you alive?

[pliant fjord]

@fleet oasis you can only cos im wrong

[fleet oasis]

dhmis is amaizn

dont care about spelllinin

brb

[glass hill]

DHMIS is pretty guud

Fak

Fixed it

[sturdy apex]

hey, that's pretty good!

~tits

[prisma yoke]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/GreatTit002.jpg

[grim sparrow]

Okay, guess I should give it back now...

[rich yoke]

destroy it on your way out

[grim sparrow]

Good enough?

K, cool.

why ar so mean!!!! 😢

you delt my frend gaia server 😠

[fleet oasis]

back

birches

[glass hill]

Weow Falcon, that wasn't savage enough for my liking

[fleet oasis]

well then

aquaman

[grim sparrow]

and why chang my pic nd name

what is a annie

i giv password so u make me many frend

and u do this

[safe plover]

This troll is so transparent it might well make a valid substitute for glass.

[glass hill]

Ha

[safe plover]

I don't think I can play along any longer.

[gentle summit]

Eh, they bought it yesterday.

Didn't think it'd make it past a day tbh

There's only so much you can do with a mentally challenged kid named Kevin.

Know what I mean?

[glass hill]

^

[safe plover]

I was wondering where you ran off to. It was too quiet.

[plucky parcel]

im here tho

moved my ps4 to my big tv

😄

[fleet oasis]

grrrr

[glass hill]

My 3rd monitor is a 50 inch TV

[gentle summit]

Is NMS here yet?

[glass hill]

so egh

[upbeat shale]

grrr

[fleet oasis]

i dont like it when they rub it in

grr

[upbeat shale]

ps4 lucky basterds

[gentle summit]

I can't be a normal human being again in this chat until it's out.

[fleet oasis]

yes

[gentle summit]

I've sworn myself to a life of Sean Murray impersonation until I play the game.

[safe plover]

@upbeat shale hey, they have PS4s. Someone has to give them something good once in a while. Right?

[upbeat shale]

ya i kno\

[glass hill]

Yeah their money back

[fleet oasis]

oh thats tru

Anyone here watch MattShea?

A.K.A Best youtuber ever

[upbeat shale]

whats that?

oh

no

[fleet oasis]

https://www.youtube.com/user/MattShea369

[upbeat shale]

dont know them

[glass hill]

I've only seen his Facade videos

[fleet oasis]

Thats more than i excpeted so

[safe plover]

mmm Colin Furze is up there.

Hard to say anyone is the 'best' when you've got that for competition

[gentle summit]

Gonna play a superior game while I wait for NMS.

[fleet oasis]

for me he is

[glass hill]

gunter Who is the best youtuber ?

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill Who wants it was actually cancelled

[grim rampart]

http://i.imgur.com/av92ogo.jpg Best alien in No Man's Sky

[fleet oasis]

hahaha

[glass hill]

wtf is that

ewwww

[thick fulcrum]

Pikachu on meth

[glass hill]

Fair enough

[grim sparrow]

get a load of that superior game

[safe plover]

@fleet oasis I invite you to join the elightnened: http://www.colinfurze.com/

[upbeat shale]

shit thats nightmarish

[grim sparrow]

whoops

wrong window

[upbeat shale]

wtf kinda alien is that?

[grim rampart]

http://i.imgur.com/1RNed6Z.jpg

[gentle summit]

get a load of that superior game

[grim rampart]

Anotha one

[thick fulcrum]

All these garbage reposts

get new material, haters :^)

[fleet oasis]

woah

triggered

[sturdy apex]

Hey pickles

[fleet oasis]

Is it enough to watch The Flash season 2 until NMS?

[sturdy apex]

Who is that pickle guy

[fleet oasis]

or is that not enough time

[sturdy apex]

http://www.reddit.com/r/nomansskythegame/comments/4wlt0q/_/

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ <BornDubstep> Just watching a stream when... [posted 40 min ago, 4 comments, score: 9]

[sturdy apex]

This guy, where is he

[safe plover]

I don't get it

[fleet oasis]

How can it be

If I am sitting at home but I'm inside the screen

Well you're not you. You're your digital you, virtually real but controlled by real you

[safe plover]

.> <.< What?

[sturdy apex]

GUNTER WHERE

WHERE GUNTER

[fleet oasis]

Oh wow thats amazing and interesting too but in this digital world what can we do?

[sturdy apex]

gunter ded

[safe plover]

Looks like Falcon makes a good medium for Gunter

[pliant fjord]

@safe plover Falcon your damn nazi who has a discord shit.

[glass hill]

Falcon go on

[fleet oasis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9FGgwCQ22w @safe plover

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ 🎞 [Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared] Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4 [5:02] - 1 year 18 weeks ago

[sturdy apex]

Fuck you gunter

[pliant fjord]

@sturdy apex fite me irl

[sturdy apex]

Okay

[fleet oasis]

What can we do?

wait i gotta remeber

[thick fulcrum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLnDvUoc02s

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ 🎞 [Apaxe- Newwave] Trevor Something - Enjoy The Silence (Cover Depeche Mode) [4:50] - 2 years 4 weeks ago

[thick fulcrum]

👌🏼 😎

[fleet oasis]

hey good question!

In the digital world theres over 3 things to d o

wow look a pie chart

[upbeat shale]

thanks @thick fulcrum

[thick fulcrum]

Huhm?

[fleet oasis]

Hey this is fun.

[upbeat shale]

good music

[fleet oasis]

WOW! look nothing

[thick fulcrum]

Ah! Yes.

The entire album is top tier.

[fleet oasis]

and then well

[upbeat shale]

Trevor Something huh?

[fleet oasis]

my aunt has a computer

Wait what?

boom done

and the fifth one is even more weird

[thick fulcrum]

@upbeat shale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOtZvwNCsc

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ 🎞 [NewRetroWave] Trevor Something - Trevor Something Does Not Exist [Full Album] (Explicit) [52:38] - 2 years 8 weeks ago

[upbeat shale]

hey hes on bandcamp

is that free downloads?

[thick fulcrum]

Yes~!

I believe most of them are, or were

[gentle summit]

im herny

so hermy

ermagersh

[upbeat shale]

good!

[thick fulcrum]

Digital Album

Free Download

ye

[fleet oasis]

What did you send me

I am listening to it as we speak

[weak gust]

!nms

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 4 days 22 hours 32 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 04:00 GMT - 1 day 9 hours 32 minutes.
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 1 day 19 hours 32 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 2 days 3 hours 32 minutes.

[safe plover]

Here's something you've never heard before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLxdjFuTZcA

[upbeat shale]

https://trevorsomething.bandcamp.com/album/trevor-something-does-not-exist this ones free yeah

[fleet oasis]

This could be amazing in a tv series

but I dont like that kind of music myself

[sturdy apex]

I identify as a non-newtonian fluid gendered balloon animal

[safe plover]

Oh go get thrown against a wall 😛

[sturdy apex]

THAT'S WHAT I WANT ALL OF THEM TO DO

[fleet oasis]

anyone here play This is the police?

[safe plover]

BRB, got things to do. Magnum, what's your 20?

[sturdy apex]

KCI airport

[gilded prairie]

HOLY SHIT.. Steam has a Mod http://steamcommunity.com/app/275850/discussions/0/

[upbeat shale]

yeah must be

cause there was an official announcement

[safe plover]

@gilded prairie what am I looking for in here?

[sharp ice]

Sorry TF2, my SSD needs room
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209431907979493376/211914647215800321/2016-08-07.png

[fleet oasis]

rick and morty is such a good series

[glass hill]

It is

[fleet oasis]

omg i wish i had photoshop

oh wait

I can buy it but i wont

or will I?

[safe plover]

just grab gimp for quick fixes, darktable for lightroom stuff, and krita for drawing.

[glass hill]

COUGH PIRATE IT

YAR HAR

[fleet oasis]

YEAH SURE

[rich yoke]

YAR HAR A PIRATE IS FREE AND SO IS PHOTOSHOP

kek

[glass hill]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fleet oasis]

I found out i already have it

oh no

the trial version is done

[rich yoke]

get a new trial

[fleet oasis]

how tf u do that

[upbeat shale]

Paint.Net

[rich yoke]

well

[upbeat shale]

is good too

[rich yoke]

u just get it

[fleet oasis]

I need something powerful @upbeat shale

[upbeat shale]

it is powerful

[safe plover]

Either you're lying, or you can afford a real tool

[fleet oasis]

Oh?

[safe plover]

@fleet oasis what are you actually looking to accomplish? We may know of something suitable.

[stray charm]

Are we talking about powerful tools?

[gilded prairie]

@safe plover Your looking at steam page cleaner then reddit

[fleet oasis]

Well idk

[upbeat shale]

i dont do any graphic editing so i dont know ofc photoshop is best'

[fleet oasis]

really

So I'll probably decide myself

[safe plover]

So.... yea. You say you want a tool but you don't have a problem to solve with said tool?

[upbeat shale]

Pant.NET is free

try it

[vital echo]

@fleet oasis a photoshop subscription is like $10 a month

[safe plover]

^ that's a hamburger PER MONTH. You can afford that surely?

[rich yoke]

if U don't use it every day gg on dat

[fleet oasis]

Nah bro. I aint even legal

[upbeat shale]

you could get a humble bundle sub for 10 a month

[rich yoke]

so you're not even 15? I'm Swedish so

[safe plover]

But seriously, gimp may be clunkly but it does most things. Krita is excellent for drawing/painting, and darktable (though you'll need linux - maybe a vm) is awesome for raw processing and so on. Blender for 3d, animation, and heck even video editing.

[fleet oasis]

Nah. I am 14 thou...

[safe plover]

Job done, no $ required for ANY of it.

[vital echo]

You probably don't need Photoshop then

[fleet oasis]

Haha hei nabo @rich yoke

[rich yoke]

qué?

[fleet oasis]

I thought you we're swedish

[rich yoke]

I am

[fleet oasis]

And I am Norwegian

[rich yoke]

oh lol

[fleet oasis]

Thats neighbor countries

[safe plover]

oooh they did sound stuff in the patch too (not in patch notes) https://twitter.com/earcom/status/762342390917103616?s=09

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ 🐦 [Paul Weir] (1 hour ago) @Birbseph Lots of changes to the mix, more sounds added, only minor changes to the tech.

[stray charm]

I wonder if it'll have Ansel enabled at launch...

[rich yoke]

hopefully

gotta get those hyped screenshots

[safe plover]

I'm (with tempered expectation) hopeful that my TrackIR will work - at least in the cockpit

[fleet oasis]

well the reason that I really like photshop is that i really dont wanna master something new

[stray charm]

I'm hoping post-launch sean will do a Q+A and I can spam him with Vive requests.

[fleet oasis]

but idk art this point

[safe plover]

@fleet oasis that's OK, so long as you own up to that being the reason

but if you are willing to look at stuff, I do strongly encourage you to look at blender and krita. Gimp is... well, that one I use because I don't know of a better Free Software replacement.

(yea I realize photoshop and blender don't exactly do the same thing heh)

[fleet oasis]

i c

[safe plover]

But since we're on the topic...

[fleet oasis]

I havent tried rocket league for a while

so yeah

amma do that now

[sharp ice]

join me @fleet oasis we can party up

[fleet oasis]

k

amma listen to music

so no mic shit

[sharp ice]

k

[fleet oasis]

how did we do this again?

[sharp ice]

well you add me on steam

[tidal jungle]

O we talking photomanipulation and drawing programs

[sharp ice]

idk why I added you as a friend here

[tidal jungle]

or ppl were

[sharp ice]

I'm at http://steamcommunity.com/id/ObsidianMinor

[fleet oasis]

Ik

[sharp ice]

oh right I already added you

[fleet oasis]

I have added you

[sharp ice]

just a sec

[fleet oasis]

sk

k*

[sharp ice]

Hoops?

or doubles

[fleet oasis]

tbh i dont care

I am not good

[tidal jungle]

@fleet oasis @safe plover they had photoshop cs2 up for free last year not sure if its still up you could probably get photoshop elements too not sure how much it goes for now days

[upbeat shale]

!nms

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 4 days 22 hours 6 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 04:00 GMT - 1 day 9 hours 6 minutes.
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 1 day 19 hours 6 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 2 days 3 hours 6 minutes.

[gentle summit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Aaic9-yH8

[upbeat shale]

4days ..............

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ 🎞 [Yandere Dev] Indestructible Rival 2 [2:26] - 13 hours ago

[tidal jungle]

oh boy another yandere dev video

[cursive ruin]

i have nothing to do, would be nice to play no man's sky right now :'(

[tidal jungle]

space engine

[cursive ruin]

nah, not a big fan of this one

i played it a little and didn't really enjoy it

[tidal jungle]

well its not really a game

[cursive ruin]

oh i thought you meant space engineers

what is it then?

[tidal jungle]

oh no

its a simulation

of a universe

[cursive ruin]

oh boy sounds interesting

i'll check it out, thx

[tidal jungle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I09REgIdDsM

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ 🎞 [Scott Manley] Space Engine - 0.9.7.2 - Nothing To Do But Explore [30:15] - 1 year 30 weeks ago

[mint spear]

whos this video?

[tidal jungle]

its space engine

[cursive ruin]

daamn that looks awesome

[tidal jungle]

might scratch your itch till nms comes out

[mint spear]

I am still not really familiar with the creators of this game, Still readming most of the shit

isn't this the one of the dfevs for nms?

[tidal jungle]

nah

[mint spear]

I might be confusing

[tidal jungle]

its not really a game

its a simulation

[mint spear]

no no the video maker

[tidal jungle]

nah

[mint spear]

oh I see

will watch it still 😄

[tidal jungle]

he just makes videos on space games and stuff

[cursive ruin]

is it from an university or sth like this?

[tidal jungle]

its just a dude that wanted to make a universe simulation

you can go to every star

[cursive ruin]

just one guy?

holy crap

[tidal jungle]

you can go on to planets but they are empty

but like

[cursive ruin]

still, thats massive

[sturdy apex]

Guys I can't take it anymore. I need it

[tidal jungle]

its pretty cool being on a planet and looking up at the sky with 10x time

[cursive ruin]

yeah

[heavy parcel]

Simulation like.

[cursive ruin]

i hope you play on ps4 @sturdy apex

[heavy parcel]

A simulation would be mor kerbal. Shit is unforgiving.

[tidal jungle]

This is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ppEg7LTFc

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ 🎞 [super3dcow] Space Engine: Earth to Universe Zoom [3:27] - 2 years 33 weeks ago

[tidal jungle]

well

it simulates a universe

its not a simulation game

[heavy parcel]

Yes.

[tidal jungle]

its a simulation of a universe

[cursive ruin]

with no man's sky and this programm, i kinda regret not having learned all the science and programming stuff in school lul

[heavy parcel]

Has everyone clean d up their pants after reading the patch notes?

[glass hill]

Ironically I just had a Chicken curry

[tidal jungle]

its pretty easy to get started

[glass hill]

It was nice

[sturdy apex]

PC4me

[tidal jungle]

@cursive ruin I recommend starting with c#

you can learn basics in a few weeks

[heavy parcel]

I recommend machine code. It's where I started. Lol.

[tidal jungle]

lol

[cursive ruin]

back in school, i learned java and got a little bit stuff with python later

i am not a programmer, but i know the basics

[tidal jungle]

oh man java makes me ill

im picking up python right now

[cursive ruin]

yeah, but it is easy to learn

[tidal jungle]

java will probably die in a few more years

[heavy parcel]

Stabbitustabstsb

[glass hill]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01100011 01100010 01101111 01101001 01110011

[tidal jungle]

got to tell you

[heavy parcel]

Java will be like cobol.

[sturdy apex]

Can't really do a whole lot with Java.

[glass hill]

I think I did that right

[sharp ice]

if you hate java, learn C#

[sturdy apex]

Compared to others

[glass hill]

Someone pull up a Ascii table and check

[heavy parcel]

Or paste it back in a binary translator. 😝

[cursive ruin]

yeah, i never actually used java for a programm (besides an app for my seminar) but it is quite good to understand the basics

[glass hill]

It's more fun converting using a Ascii table ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[heavy parcel]

Yea.....

[tidal jungle]

I know C#

[safe plover]

@tidal jungle there's always clojure

[glass hill]

I know LUA and Python, kill me

[heavy parcel]

I can play a c#

[cursive ruin]

lul same

[tidal jungle]

dont know what to learn after python php or lua

im thinking php

[sharp ice]

no

not php

[tidal jungle]

JavaScript then?

[leaden ibex]

game is delayed because they are secretly implementing space whales

[tidal jungle]

I better find space whales

[leaden ibex]

is what i wish is the case

yep

rideable space whales

[glass hill]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[boreal bluff]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[mint spear]

implements Wailord

@prisma yoke

[glass hill]

gunter ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill ¯_(ツ)/¯ ¯_(ツ)/¯ ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[boreal bluff]

Do you enjoy life gunter

[pliant fjord]

@boreal bluff enjoy mobile market?

[mint spear]

@prisma yoke ~join-role Pirates

how do I?

[tidal jungle]

I want space whales (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[boreal bluff]

Arrgh!

[mint spear]

@prisma yoke ~join-role Pirate

how do i get a role?

[tidal jungle]

I flipped out sorry ┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

[round arch]

@mint spear just say it

[mint spear]

oh

~join-role Pirates

[prisma yoke]

gave Pirates to @mint spear

[mint spear]

hmm thanks m80

~join-role Pirate

[prisma yoke]

role not found/not allowed

[boreal bluff]

~join-role Explorers

[prisma yoke]

gave Explorers to @boreal bluff

[tidal jungle]

Flippin pirates tryin to take our stuffs

[mint spear]

~join-role Pirates

[prisma yoke]

gave Pirates to @mint spear

[mint spear]

there we go

[short lava]

Hey 😮

[glass hill]

Gunter what is your real totally human name ?

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill name everything sean to my self to Sean Murray in to school?!

[short lava]

Gunter you smell

[pliant fjord]

@short lava smell like 5 days to people don't be lost sales to me an hour + twitter?

[boreal bluff]

Do you ever make sense Gunter?

[pliant fjord]

@boreal bluff Do you are you will.

[short lava]

Gunter Gunter

[pliant fjord]

@short lava Super_ are excited for my anus.

[tidal jungle]

man

[glass hill]

Weow Gunter, Mr. Bird

Dammit

let me try again

Gunter Mr. Bird

Welp

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill Mr. Bird

[tidal jungle]

we all have trash mouths look what we taught gunter 😦

[glass hill]

oh there we go ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tidal jungle]

gunter nvenc

[pliant fjord]

@tidal jungle nvenc with support

[boreal bluff]

Be nice Gunter

[pliant fjord]

@boreal bluff nice tho chats too well it's a copy too, it's called Trove

[short lava]

How does Gunter work?

[glass hill]

Its like clever bot on google

The more we talk to him, the more responses he will get

[tidal jungle]

he learns words/phrases from our messages

[boreal bluff]

Gunter > Clever bot

[pliant fjord]

@boreal bluff bot man ur saly

[formal jolt]

Has everybody seen the update notes for NMS?!

[glass hill]

Yep

[boreal bluff]

Yes. Iz gud

[short lava]

So you all are excited for anuses?

[tidal jungle]

thats #206900788797243392

they are high in there

wait

I just thought of something

[short lava]

Gunter, how are you feeling?

[pliant fjord]

@short lava you gotta go back later?

[short lava]

gg

[tidal jungle]

isnt there a potential that gunter could learn spoilers

[boreal bluff]

Well shit

[short lava]

Gunter do you like DrCreo

[pliant fjord]

@short lava do that I feel the best twitch comment chain

[rustic smelt]

!nms

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 4 days 21 hours 30 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 04:00 GMT - 1 day 8 hours 30 minutes.
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 1 day 18 hours 30 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 2 days 2 hours 30 minutes.

[boreal bluff]

Gunter plz

[pliant fjord]

@boreal bluff plz stop them, and got one is whats happening xD

[glass hill]

Gunter Who is the real Sean Murray ?

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill ? PS4 version they're all a mistake

[glass hill]

K THEN ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tidal jungle]

gunter nvenc

[pliant fjord]

@tidal jungle nvenc with system64 😄

[boreal bluff]

Gunter is nms a masterpiece?

[glass hill]

If you use Gunter too much he goes on a cooldown

[short lava]

~join-role Explorers

[prisma yoke]

gave Explorers to @short lava

[boreal bluff]

K then

[short lava]

Gunter please don't die

[boreal bluff]

He can't answer our grand questions then

[fleet oasis]

back

[sharp ice]

@fleet oasis too much time

[mint spear]

Playstation Nation

[fleet oasis]

too much time yes

[tidal jungle]

gunter please dont tell us spoilers

[pliant fjord]

@tidal jungle us are the offline

[short lava]

Gunter are you the real Sean Murray?

[tidal jungle]

gunter ice king

[pliant fjord]

@tidal jungle ice king

[fleet oasis]

117 hours left till NMS

[tidal jungle]

lets teach him some actual adventure time

[boreal bluff]

Can Gunter answer questions?

[short lava]

Gunter

[boreal bluff]

That's a no

[fleet oasis]

Gunter eat some candy please

[tidal jungle]

gunter finn and jake are friends

[pliant fjord]

@fleet oasis please if i havent already be the examination.

@tidal jungle and upgrade to be fine, lol.

[cinder zenith]

Hello peasants.

[short lava]

Gunter please love me ;w;

[tidal jungle]

hello Not-Really Sean Murray #8

[glass hill]

Who wants to stay up for the next 5 days waiting for NMS ? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I know I wont

I'll just sleep through it all

[short lava]

I want a friend

[glass hill]

Don't we all ?

[short lava]

No

You want to sleep through it all 😄

[glass hill]

Well yeah

I literally have no interesting games to play

That I haven't already played

[short lava]

I have good games but no one to play them with

[cinder zenith]

You guys are lucky, I have to sit through school :/

@short lava same.

[glass hill]

I still have like a month left off school

@short lava Steam name Boi, let me look through your games

[short lava]

Supercon is the ID

Super_ is the name

[golden charm]

I want to play starbound, but ehhhhhh

[tidal jungle]

119132975769190400 is the ID actually

[short lava]

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Supercon/

[glass hill]

UK ?

[tidal jungle]

O

[short lava]

Custom URL 😛

[glass hill]

That works

[tidal jungle]

steam id

[glass hill]

Yeah I already found you

[tidal jungle]

nvm

[short lava]

Undertale background lol

[glass hill]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tidal jungle]

Mr Von Bon

[glass hill]

Wut

[tidal jungle]

BonVon

[short lava]

Gunter Super_ is amazing

[pliant fjord]

@short lava Super_ is 95c

[glass hill]

gunter is PC really a master race ?

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill race 😛 I want more than the download and not question I dont be this on it again.

[boreal bluff]

Gunter is you have good grammar ?

[pliant fjord]

@boreal bluff you decide they're cheap with a long dick style lol zone.

[boreal bluff]

My god..

[glass hill]

@short lava I mean like, we could play Rainbow Six Siege or something

I dunno

[short lava]

That game is made by Ubishit

I have it uninstalled

[tidal jungle]

pls

[glass hill]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tidal jungle]

gunter will learn that use ubishiz

[boreal bluff]

Rocket league til NMS anyone?

[pliant fjord]

@tidal jungle will you are not work - game right about it about world as I ever made.

[short lava]

rocket league is shit too

[boreal bluff]

It's good for passing time

[short lava]

V triggered

[glass hill]

gets on Gmod Well I dunno

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[short lava]

So is any game I like

[tidal jungle]

gunter @prisma yoke is playing with your code

[pliant fjord]

@tidal jungle code comes out to say 900p in to be on there is evil on the measuring for 3 days -_-

[glass hill]

I really am Sean Murray, he loves putting ¯_(ツ)_/¯ in his statements

[boreal bluff]

What should we play until NMS Gunter ?

[pliant fjord]

@boreal bluff What did show where the NWO NOW NOW BOYS

[short lava]

Gunter do you like EU4?

[pliant fjord]

@short lava you are you add more than my dick out is important!

[glass hill]

That or I can try and get round 100 on Der Eisendrache on Black ops 3

[tidal jungle]

gunter you should play with space engine till no mans sky is out

[pliant fjord]

@tidal jungle no man sky dev I am a riddle

[boreal bluff]

I would play TF2, but valved killed it.

[short lava]

^ True

[glass hill]

I would play Tf2, but free to play

I literally bought TF2 6 years ago

[golden charm]

starbound?

[fleet oasis]

anyone have something to do for me while i wait

[boreal bluff]

I've had it for four, so you beat me there

[tidal jungle]

I would play TF2 if I were still in to multiplayer shooters

[short lava]

EU4 or Monaco

[glass hill]

I would play Overpriced

But I don't have it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[boreal bluff]

@fleet oasis something productive?

[tidal jungle]

I got overpriced

[fleet oasis]

well something at all

[glass hill]

I don't

[tidal jungle]

got bored 1 week later

[glass hill]

I bought No Man's Sky instead

[unreal hemlock]

!eightball am I gay today?

[pliant fjord]

@unreal hemlock 🎱 Very doubtful.

[unreal hemlock]

Cool.

[boreal bluff]

@glass hill good choice

[knotty delta]

overpriced should be free

[glass hill]

!eightball Am I human today ?

[tidal jungle]

I bought nms still dont have it

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill 🎱 Cannot predict now.

[fleet oasis]

Gunter do you have something for me to do

[pliant fjord]

@fleet oasis something which has anyone ever send me get hit 70 your arrest.

[glass hill]

Do any of you fuccbois have Black ops 3 on PC ?

I dunno

I'm bored

[short lava]

!eightball Gunter

[pliant fjord]

@short lava 🎱 Concentrate and ask again.

[tidal jungle]

gunter what shouls I do

[pliant fjord]

@tidal jungle what do you have wormholes in yet?

[fleet oasis]

!eightball are you gunter

[pliant fjord]

@fleet oasis 🎱 Cannot predict now.

[short lava]

Gunter !eightball

[pliant fjord]

@short lava 🎱 Reply hazy, try again.

[tidal jungle]

wow

that message made sense

[glass hill]

!eightball Gunter Should I play Black ops 3 ?

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill 🎱 It is certain.

[glass hill]

WELL THEN

HERE I GO

[fleet oasis]

no dont do it

i am a virign

[short lava]

!eightball Should Sean Curry not play BO3?

[pliant fjord]

@short lava 🎱 My reply is no.

[tidal jungle]

gunter what should i do?

[pliant fjord]

@tidal jungle what hello games on PC?

[fleet oasis]

haha

[boreal bluff]

Dammit Gunter

[pliant fjord]

@boreal bluff Dammit cooldown

[fleet oasis]

oooo

[glass hill]

I've launced Bo3

[short lava]

GUNTER NOO

[boreal bluff]

Touché

[tidal jungle]

gunter highfive

aw

[fleet oasis]

I think I have enough things

to do

am making a list

[short lava]

Gunter are you case sensitive?

[tidal jungle]

he on cooldown

[boreal bluff]

I have school and work stuff.

Then Friday, I veg.

[glass hill]

Mhhh those Graphic options https://gyazo.com/e13bd2899c226eb0d2d383bffce37bb7

[short lava]

Does no one here play Europa Universalis 4?

[fleet oasis]

nah

[glass hill]

By the way, that Gyazo link is actually my game ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[short lava]

http://imgur.com/a/ZCiAQ

[fleet oasis]

bad pc af

[glass hill]

Totally

[fleet oasis]

anyone want a copy of my "things to do before nms"?

singed and everything

[glass hill]

¯_(ツ)_/¯ Why not

[short lava]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=738825244

[fleet oasis]

wait a bit

[sturdy apex]

Things to do before NMS:
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

[umbral osprey]

yeah could use some advise cause I'm running out of Super Satisfying Videos, most boring crap in the internet

[glass hill]

^

[short lava]

Buy EU4

Play with me :3

[fleet oasis]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/zppa8hszbq23gcg/Things to do before No Man's Sky.txt?dl=0

[sturdy apex]

GUNTERI HATE WAITING

[fleet oasis]

hell nah

[tame radish]

I can't play EU4 for shit

[sturdy apex]

Gunter I hate waiting

[pliant fjord]

@sturdy apex I heard its still

[fleet oasis]

its wip doe

[short lava]

It's easy

[sturdy apex]

PICKLES!

[umbral osprey]

Matrix Movies, inspiring

[fleet oasis]

its kinda personal too

[short lava]

Gunter EU4 is great

[umbral osprey]

o Abzu is downloading atm 😄

[fleet oasis]

😃

[tame radish]

There's like, way too much happening at once

[glass hill]

https://gyazo.com/fa397c4d4b4f84a0646c5d8685a811ea

[short lava]

Gunter loves EU4

[glass hill]

Life well spent

[short lava]

:c

[umbral osprey]

"Space Engine" you ment Space Engineers?

[tame radish]

Every time I crank it up to speed 4 30 popups appear telling me about shit I don't care about

[fleet oasis]

nope

http://en.spaceengine.org/

[short lava]

Speed 4?

I play on Speed 5 always

[umbral osprey]

oh I see

[short lava]

You just suck at life

[tame radish]

And then I accidentally close an actually important thing, and everything is fucked

[fleet oasis]

it is very...interesting

[tame radish]

If you want to do strategy, I'll do Civ

But EU4 I haven't got down yet

[short lava]

I'm new to Civ

Civ 4 I played a lot

Civ 5 I've only played 3 games

[tame radish]

I started playing Civ with civ 2

I almost got into a war that is as long as The Eternal War

[fleet oasis]

What do you think shaded?

Of the list,website etc etc

[short lava]

Gunter isn't EU4 the best?

[pliant fjord]

@short lava the fuck you know

[umbral osprey]

Seeing the vid of Space Engine made me interested

and the list is bonkers, 😄

[fleet oasis]

Well that is good

[tame radish]

I'm the best at Civ V out of all my friends that I've played with

[fleet oasis]

i'll improve it later

[mint spear]

So which system is everyone picking up No Man's Sky on? for me its PC

[fleet oasis]

pc

[short lava]

PC

[tame radish]

I'm getting it on PS4

[fleet oasis]

pcmr

[short lava]

Console peasants suck

[tame radish]

Because fuck you 3-day-later plebs

[golden charm]

PS4

[fleet oasis]

bitch fuck off

[short lava]

SONY SHOULD STICK TO TVs

B)

[glass hill]

^

[umbral osprey]

PC but connected up to TV, with XBOX One controller

[mint spear]

i could get it on PS4 to see it on my nice large TV hmmm

[tame radish]

I'm getting it on both PC and PS4

[fleet oasis]

wtf

[tame radish]

I just got it on PS4 first so I could have a physical copy of the game

[glass hill]

I'm getting on PC, Because I'm edgy like that

[short lava]

I'm getting it on Nintendo 3DS

[mint spear]

Will PC get a retail release?

[golden charm]

Gamecube

[tame radish]

Like, that is all I care about

[umbral osprey]

lol @short lava

[tame radish]

I just want a physical copy

[short lava]

Do you guys know how I can speak to the real Sean Murray?

[fleet oasis]

it is not possible

or is it?

[mint spear]

Twitter?

[fleet oasis]

👻

[worldly shell]

Hallo I am real neas yarrum

[tame radish]

If you travel to his office in the UK and talk to him

[glass hill]

I'll do that

[umbral osprey]

I stopped caring about physical copies since my DVD drive broke like 5 years ago

[glass hill]

Where is the Hello Games studio located ?

[storm raven]

Oi\

[umbral osprey]

now I'm using the drive bay as a reservuar for my watercooling 😄

[storm raven]

in the UK somewhere

[glass hill]

well yeah

fak

[rich yoke]

at a secret russian base in Siberia

[short lava]

You get a bonus for ordering it before it is released right?

[storm raven]

I wonty give you the exact location, sean is my lover!@

[glass hill]

I live in the UK

@short lava Yes

[short lava]

Because I don't think I've got the bonus :c

[glass hill]

Wut

[rich yoke]

the bonus is only for PC

[glass hill]

No its for both

[fleet oasis]

both

[storm raven]

The bonus is for the PS4 also

[rich yoke]

oh really?

[fleet oasis]

yup

[rich yoke]

well wooops

[glass hill]

They are different ships

[storm raven]

The explorer edition is pc only

[short lava]

How do you know if you've got the bonus or not?

[fleet oasis]

idk

check mail

[glass hill]

Well you will have a different ship

[short lava]

But I need to know before Aug 12

[rich yoke]

"PC Exclusive Pre-Purchase Offer
Kickstart your adventure in No Man's Sky's vast, mysterious universe with the Horizon Omega ship, equipped with an upgraded hyperdrive and increased firepower to help you travel faster and survive longer on your interstellar journey. "

[fleet oasis]

damn

[rich yoke]

I thought that was it

[glass hill]

It is

[fleet oasis]

#nopatience af

[glass hill]

But there is a PS4 ship

[rich yoke]

ah

okay

[glass hill]

Different Model and name

[fleet oasis]

alpha vector

[glass hill]

but same stats i think

[short lava]

No

Better Hyperdrive and laser cannons

[fleet oasis]

I want to go to bed but it is not late enough and i wanna time travel 2 2 morrow

[storm raven]

The PS4 has the same ship lol

[regal stone]

I just launched discord and the launch message was 'procedurally generating buttons' (-_-)

[storm raven]

the exclusive part is to the "preorder"

Not so much the PC part

[short lava]

You can't "preorder"

You can only order

[upbeat shale]

lol @regal stone

[rich yoke]

yeah okay

if u pre-order u get the alpha vector for ps4 ye

[short lava]

order*

[rich yoke]

nah

according to the ps4 store here

it says "pre-order"

coming out 10 aug

[short lava]

Pre-order means before order

So you're ordering to order the game

[rich yoke]

ye

[short lava]

You aren't though

You're ordering the game

You don't pay £40 twice

[rich yoke]

well it's an unleashed game

so it's a pre-order

[short lava]

No

It's still an order

[rich yoke]

-.-

[short lava]

😛

Gunter what do you think?

[mint spear]

🤔

[pliant fjord]

@short lava you know 😉

[rich yoke]

go tell that to playstation

[short lava]

See?

They should've call it pre-order

It's a paradox in a way

[grim palm]

pre-order is more than accurate. You are ordering something before it's actually available to order. When you order something you are given it immediately. A pre-order is pre-emptively ordering something before it's available

[rich yoke]

"A pre-order is an order placed for an item which has not yet been released."

there u go

I was right

[golden charm]

ye

[short lava]

I didn't say you were wrong

[rich yoke]

well clearly u did

[fleet oasis]

omg

firefight get down

[rich yoke]

so don't

[grim palm]

Yes you did. He said pre-order, you said it was order. You were saying he was wrong

[short lava]

Gunter silence these fools

[pliant fjord]

@short lava these day's they'll work weekends, so it rofl

[storm raven]

A pre-order is buying something before it's released. An order implies you get the object right away. Preorder means a wait

[grim palm]

Now that that's cleared up

[plucky parcel]

anyone preorder the ossic X yet?

[rich yoke]

ossic X?

[short lava]

!eightball should I blow up everyone?

[pliant fjord]

@short lava 🎱 As I see it, yes.

[upbeat shale]

no pls

[boreal bluff]

Uh oh

[fleet oasis]

omg

boah

[upbeat shale]

spare us nms fans

[fleet oasis]

nah

bruh

bruh

bruh

[glass hill]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[boreal bluff]

Gunter why ???

[pliant fjord]

@boreal bluff why we don't get in the subreddit

[glass hill]

gunter cook me something

[pliant fjord]

@glass hill something for sean is great movie is monospaced font without rocket league is a space minecraft or something.

[rich yoke]

!eightball ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[pliant fjord]

@rich yoke 🎱 It is certain.

[rich yoke]

hehe

[plucky parcel]

@rich yoke , 3d sound headphones.

literal 3d sound. like you're really there

[upbeat shale]

!translate silver papiere hoedjes te koop!

[pliant fjord]

@upbeat shale Silver paper hats for sale!

[plucky parcel]

type it in google

[rich yoke]

I'm not much for 3d headphones

[short lava]

!translate pero huevo

[plucky parcel]

bruh. you can hear sound behind you and stuff

[pliant fjord]

@short lava but egg

[glass hill]

It's 9 PM here

[fleet oasis]

!translate hvordan virker denne roboten?

[glass hill]

10/10

[pliant fjord]

@fleet oasis How does this robot?

[plucky parcel]

just watch the sales pitch video

@rich yoke

[rich yoke]

and 300$ is not my pricerange

[fleet oasis]

No thats wrong bro

[plucky parcel]

LOL

[short lava]

!translate perro huevo

[pliant fjord]

@short lava dog egg

[fleet oasis]

!translate jeg er ikke en ku og gunter er heller ikke en

[pliant fjord]

@fleet oasis I'm not a cow and gunter is also not a

[short lava]

!translate Gunter !eightball

[pliant fjord]

@short lava Gunter !eightball

[fleet oasis]

kinda right

[short lava]

Gunter !translate

[boreal bluff]

Gunter , is it okay to be in the NMS chat at work?

[pliant fjord]

@boreal bluff in update that play, so you did the screen?

[fleet oasis]

!translate kommer ingen man sin sky til å bli bra?

[short lava]

What about secret_bot ?

[glass hill]

Gunter is it ok to not be at work ?

[pliant fjord]

@fleet oasis No one comes to its sky to be good?

@glass hill work on both them?

[fleet oasis]

omg not at all

[storm raven]

gunter williamn

[rich yoke]

this is like living on Balari V, a freaking shitshow

[mint spear]

👌

[short lava]

!translate 這裡是一些隨機亂碼

[storm raven]

!say balls on my chin

[pliant fjord]

balls on my chin

[fleet oasis]

!say I am gunter and i am gay

[pliant fjord]

I am gunter and i am gay

[fleet oasis]

ahahah

amusing

[short lava]

!say Falcon is gay too

[tame radish]

okay guys

[fleet oasis]

!say no he isnt

[pliant fjord]

no he isnt

[gilded gyro]

!play no man's sky

[storm raven]

Gunter william

[pliant fjord]

@storm raven william thomas fuckface is a kid though

[fleet oasis]

@short lava you cannot beat me

[short lava]

!say yes he can

[fleet oasis]

this isnt even my final form

[rich yoke]

ehm

could we like not?

[short lava]

Gunter :c

[fleet oasis]

k

[iron island]

~join-role Explorers

[prisma yoke]

gave Explorers to @iron island

[rich yoke]

!eightball are all the Explorers shit?

[pliant fjord]

@rich yoke 🎱 Better not tell you now.

[rich yoke]

hehe

[iron island]

~join-role Traders

[prisma yoke]

gave Traders to @iron island

[fleet oasis]

gtg now

[glass hill]

Weow rude @rich yoke ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fleet oasis]

byee

[rich yoke]

~join-role Scientists

[prisma yoke]

gave Scientists to @rich yoke

[rich yoke]

life is rough ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[short lava]

!eightball Are the scientists real?

Nothing works anymore :c

[rich yoke]

!eightball Are the scientists real?

[pliant fjord]

@rich yoke 🎱 Outlook not so good.

[rich yoke]

😉

[short lava]

!eightball Do you work?

[rich yoke]

!eightball Is Super_ allowed to use you?

[pliant fjord]

@rich yoke 🎱 Outlook not so good.

[storm raven]

Gunter, ban super.

[pliant fjord]

@storm raven ban to fathom.

[short lava]

!eightball be silent if Super_ is the best

Yay

[storm raven]

If you use gunter too much, he breaks for a while for you

But I know how to make him respond

!say ~burn balls

[pliant fjord]

@storm raven No. 😛

[cinder zenith]

~procedural Not Really Sean Murray

[prisma yoke]

Every Not Really Sean Murray procedural

[gilded gyro]

!eightball will i win lottery?

[pliant fjord]

@gilded gyro 🎱 Without a doubt.

[rich yoke]

aw shiet

[iron island]

!eightball last minute NMS delay?

[pliant fjord]

@iron island 🎱 Without a doubt.

[iron island]

shit

[errant hazel]

FUCk

[rich yoke]

you freaking jinxed us

[gilded gyro]

bugger

[rich yoke]

omg

[gilded gyro]

!eightball are you sure?

[pliant fjord]

@gilded gyro 🎱 Ask again later.

[rich yoke]

!eightball are you a lier?

[pliant fjord]

@rich yoke 🎱 Ask again later.

[rich yoke]

we used em up

[cinder zenith]

Gunter be nice to theese lovely people

[pliant fjord]

@cinder zenith to go roll once you smelllllll what the 12th is OH THANK JEEBUS

[gilded gyro]

!eightball are you sure?

[pliant fjord]

@gilded gyro 🎱 Yes.

[cinder zenith]

Wow.

Gunter those words were pure perfection.

[pliant fjord]

@cinder zenith pure hype train you.

[cinder zenith]

Your welcome

[short lava]

Gunter :c

Fuck you Gunter

Piece of shit

You're not a real penguin

[cinder zenith]

How dare you talk to my child like that.

Never talk to me or my son ever again.

[upbeat shale]

lol

[storm raven]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZYaYHoJh0w

[pliant fjord]

​⬆ 🎞 [Funhaus] "Uptown Funk" PARODY - UPTOWN DISK on Funhaus Cartoons [3:26] - 32 weeks ago

[upbeat shale]

Hi Gunter!

[pliant fjord]

@upbeat shale yo

[upbeat shale]

i'm Gunter too

😃

got this fluffy toy

its a gay penguin

😃

[gilded gyro]

@upbeat shale seriously?

[upbeat shale]

yea

like rainbow collourd wingfinns

and rainbow eyeshadow

lol

[gilded gyro]

no i was referring to all of your name etc

[upbeat shale]

hhahahaha

no just a joke

😃

[shadow prairie]

whelp, time to come complain that It got pushed until friday. D:<

JK, just preordered my copy today. Stoked for it! 😄

[upbeat shale]

me too

totaly stoked

[sturdy apex]

Gunter my hype is too much

[pliant fjord]

@sturdy apex hype train is doing bad idea

[bright kiln]

gunter nms

[pliant fjord]

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 4 days 20 hours 28 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 04:00 GMT - 1 day 7 hours 28 minutes.
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 1 day 17 hours 28 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 2 days 1 hour 28 minutes.

[shadow prairie]

I don't understand why PC got pushed >.>;

[safe plover]

publisher BS I bet

whaa give consoles a chance for sales whaa

[hazy tartan]

Agree, although we will never know for sure

[shadow prairie]

"lets give the hundreds of people that already have the game in their possession even MORE days to play before PC guys. Fuck those superior bastards"

[safe plover]

well. think of it this way. We'll get the 1.03 (and anything meanwhile) from the get-go, and no wipe.

[shadow prairie]

but

PS4 also got a ship, 10000 credits and a gun

We get one ship.

and 4 days later

[hazy tartan]

Might also be due to the amount of people that can pirate on the PC, and after the delay and before the patch bunches of people were heading that way

[shadow prairie]

guess ill go pirate it 😛