#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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cinder zenith
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The only thing thats unreal about me is how amazing my games are (⌐□_□)

full stirrup
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

vale quest
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Lol

mint spear
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must keep my inner fanboy back to not act stupid and make a fool out of myself

oblique pelican
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So he can piss about on here

full stirrup
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you dont even ¯_(ツ)_/¯ how can you be real

round flint
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PS4 date is most important date for me. Sorry PC gamers

vale quest
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Then Sean would be playing the game

cinder zenith
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because it only can be used when you need it.

oblique pelican
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^

mint spear
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but yeah, fucking envy you ps4 guys, for like the first time ever. :3

full stirrup
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fff

round flint
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I'll get a PC copy too, 3 days later

full stirrup
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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holds in agony ¯_(ツ)_/¯

oblique pelican
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Lol

cinder zenith
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

mint spear
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hey babs

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oh damn

cinder zenith
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There you go, happy peasant.

mint spear
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TEH REEL SEAN MURRY???? O:::::::::::::::::

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O EM GEEEEEEEEE

cinder zenith
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worship me.

vale quest
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I'm a happy peasant

full stirrup
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*** ¯_(ツ)/¯ ***_

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fu

mint spear
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0: 0: 0: 0:

full stirrup
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ck

round flint
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I hope Sean adds some Fahrenheit suppport, and kg to ft, and meters to feet

mint spear
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cinder zenith
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

full stirrup
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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no

mint spear
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it's escalating. I´m liking it.

full stirrup
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metric only

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

mint spear
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- TEH REEL SEAN MURRYY??//!1111111```
round flint
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well i don't want metric, it's nonsense to me

mint spear
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what about us europeans?

timid talon
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if metric is good enough for star trek it's good enough for NMS

oblique pelican
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Obviously the @cinder zenith is more shrug like

round flint
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i only know C because my PC temperatures

cinder zenith
mint spear
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we'd die somwhere alone in space if we don't have a metric system

round flint
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europeans can use metric, but I want an option to change to US measurements too

mint spear
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damn

oblique pelican
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@timid talon gets it

tame stump
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yes the totally not fake one```
mint spear
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does that Abyss got a side order of salad tossing? :^)

oblique pelican
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Maybe

mint spear
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@round flint that would be a fair enough thing

round flint
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even though it would be awesome if i started understanding metric stuff because of this game

oblique pelican
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And dressing

cinder zenith
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No, but it has more colour.

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See, the update works.

round flint
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but I'd still prefer having the option of course for US Measurements

full stirrup
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im sure in the actual future we will have all converted to metric

timid talon
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the game uses invented units for distance anyway i think

round flint
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yeah, it will probably be in the update

vale quest
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So I watched a movie called Event Horizon the other day...

round flint
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so not too worried

oblique pelican
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@round flint metric ain't hard mate

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It's just formulas

full stirrup
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imperial is useless and confusing

mint spear
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@vale quest a damn good movie m8

round flint
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thats how i feel about metric though

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useless and confusing... 😦

vale quest
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It was creepy

full stirrup
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0 metric: water freezes

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0 imperial: ???

oblique pelican
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Only america uses imperial

vale quest
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Nms will be like that movie I think

full stirrup
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100 metric: water boils

round flint
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32F is freezing

oblique pelican
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Rest of he world has caught on

full stirrup
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100 imperial: ???

mint spear
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@vale quest I´d like that tbh 😄

full stirrup
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america is one of the 3 countrys that use imperial if my facts are right

round flint
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100F = hot AF

vale quest
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Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see.

cinder zenith
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“B͡ewar͢e̵ t̶hat,̶ w͡h͜e̕n̴ fig̀ht͘ing҉ ͞m̴ons̵t͏er̴s,̡ ̨y҉o̕u y͠ourse҉l̴f͏ do ̸no҉t b͟e͞c͢o͢me ̸a͟ ̡m͝o͞ns̴te͡r҉..͢.͜ ͏fǫr҉ ͡w͏hen ́yǫu ̷gazȩ l̷o҉ng̢ into ͡th͢e̸ ab̴y͡s̕s͝. ̀T̨h́e̸ a͞bys͏s gàzes ̵al̸so ̸in̡to you.͠”̵

round flint
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but when i look at an animal like in the streams and it says kilograms, i have no idea what that means

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188kg on that big swimming monster i saw in a stream

cinder zenith
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ḩ̶̗̥̹͙͓̦̤̭̭̜̻̹͂̍̈́ͣ̽ͭ̎̔ͥ̓́ͣͥͬ̽ͭ͜͟͡e̿ͫ͂̋͡͏̵̝͖̬̫̹̣̟̮͝l̐̋̀ͭ́҉̖̬͕̜͕̻͇̜̪̖̹̕͜͢pͥͦͤ̔̽͆҉̼͍̤̠̦̯̪̮̰́͞͠

full stirrup
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

round flint
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i had to go look it up on google, and it was only 400lbs

vale quest
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I thought Interstellar was a great movie

oblique pelican
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A kilo is 2.2 pounds

round flint
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and i think it said 13 meters tall

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so i had to go look that up

cinder zenith
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ṡ̻̰͖̹͔̙̦̦̓̈ͣͣo̫̝͍̭̟̞͇͇͈̘̯̬̯͕̭͍̪̗͒͑̓̐̿͗̑͋̅̌ ̻̻̦̰̺̲̤̗ͯ̊ͣ́̋́̈́ͤͥ̃ͥ̎ͣh̝̞̱̲̯̰͋̓ͪ̿̔͗ͤͫo̤̘̜̱̬̥̺͚̲͙̼̱̞̥̔̀ͤ̽̍w͈͎͉̼͉͉̤̖͎ͯͬ̒̅̅̈́ͩ̍ ̹͕̻̟̻ͩ̔͒ͮ̊ͨ͆̉́ͨ̈́i͎̻͎̦͔͓̰͙͙̮͙̯̝̜̣ͬ̑̒ͣ͑̀͆̓̑̋̄̒ͩ̍̍́͂ͦͫͅs̯͇̜̦͖͍̘͈͈̭͖̠̒ͬ̽̍̎̄͂͛̐̓ͤ̑ͫ ̲̗̪͇͉̮̝̱͙̩̜̖̠͈̱̦̲́̂̾ͬ̓̐̾͐̃ͨ̽ͤ͋̑̈ͩ̃e͕̤̮̘̬̣͓̼͓͇̪̎̿́̀̎̐ͬ̑̉̄̈́̍͛̍͆̈ͅv̪̯̝̤̩͔ͯ̆ͯͩͯ̎̃́ͥ̉̽ĕ̺̣͕̹͍͚̥̙̬̙̜͓̟̘̱̩̠̐̑ͬr̖̦̜̣͚̀͌̿̍̂ͯ̑ͦ̈́̋̿ͫ̀̏̎ͩy̦͎̪̦̼̞̯̦̤̯͍̝̺͈̘̗̩̐̀̂̂ͧͬͅȏ̮̣͎̮͈͎̱̗̱͇͔̳̩͚͌̽̓͂̂̀͒̌͋͋̌̎̌ͪn͈̬̱̭̥̳̲̳̙͍̮͍͉̗̊ͮ̎͆̃̃͗ͨ͒̍̓̄̿e͕̞̺̫͉̲͈̯̺͕̣̦̗͎̮͊ͤͪ̃ͮͧͅ?͇̠̫̜͉̼̻͚̺̣̝̬̮̻ͫ̇͆̉͋͌ͪͭ͑̿̓͆ͧͧ̏̅ͧ

mint spear
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Sean

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gimme pussy

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<3

round flint
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i have no idea how long a meter is, 3 feet?

cinder zenith
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n͎̫̠̼̑͗̿̀ͦͣ̋o̱̟͉̼̙͔̣̯̳͐͆͛ͪ͂̇̅̇ͣͦͫ̃́̅ͫ

timid talon
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@round flint meters are roughly yards, if that helps

mint spear
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:(

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@vale quest "great" is an understatement in my opinion.

vale quest
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Has anyone ever read a short story called The Cold Equation? Its a good story.

mint spear
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Sean Murray after NMS releases

oblique pelican
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Yeah meter is around 3.51 feet

cinder zenith
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e͚̠͎̯̗̠̣͇͓̞͓͑ͪͥ͗ͧͥ͆̃̿̓ͪ̚v̺͕̜̰̺̭͕̦͈̼̰̲̖̙̟̈́͒͂ͪ̇ͣ̊ë̘̠̟̪̤͗̉̈ͥ̂̉̅ͯ̾ͮ̎̿̚̚ͅṟ̖͓̩̮͙̠̝͎͕̘͉̰ͦ́̋̌̑ͯ̃ͪͭ̒ͦͭ̃ͅy̗̖͙̠̗̰̠̮͈̱̥͕ͥͮͥ̈ͬ̒̌ͤͫ̋ͦ͒̍̿̽̚ ̦̟̪̞̣̫̩̦͙̜̲͕̱͔̐̉̎ͩ̋̿̎ͧ͗̅̊ͬͫ̊͗̅̚m͚̖͇̤̯̰̥͎̩̱̲̬̯̘͉̠̤̘͌̐̓̎́ͤ̚ͅe̦̩̹̞̤͔̼̲͈̻͍̦̗͌̾̈͊̎̎̒ͣ̐n̩̮̬̰̓̐̒̚ṱ̝̼̺̞̺̠͈̳̬̙̣͕̤͖͚̮͛̆ͮ͆ͤȁ͙͙̞͚̳̠̻̼̞͕͓̬̂͌ͥ̅́͆͊͒l͇̗̝̬̙̠̭͉̥ͥ̂͆ͣ̒̉̀ͅͅ ̤͖̖͉̗̳̹̪̮̰̂̎ͦͭ͋̋̊̐̑͗ͮ̑ͯ̊͂̈̚b̻̹̣̞̟̮͇̱̮̭̳̬͇̝̠͖ͪͨ̓ͥ̆̍̂ͤr̙̺̜̝̻̪̮̞̲̖̱͇̣̠̥̒̋̿̑e̬̹͓̼̖̞̘ͬ͑͆͂͐̎͐͐ͬ̋a͖̜̩͔͈̪̩ͪ̈́̅̉k͉̯̭͖̙̪͈̳̰̮͍͍̰̪͕̙̘͋̒͗͑ͪͣ͋ͨ̉ͨ̄ͅd̝̠̥̝̦͈̝͙̬̥̲̖͕̘͋͒ͧ̀͋ͬ̐̓̏ͯ̒̐̊ͬ͂̚o͎̱̗͉̱̻̲̻̤͕͓͉̥̥̟̗̔ͪ̋̾̒ͫ̔͛̊ͯ̔̉͑͌̆̔ͅw͎͇̜̝͉̩͖̮̯̎̅̄͒̓̌ͨ͋ͫ̑͌ͭͅͅn̤̤̯͚͙̰͓̬̼̭̜̣ͯ̽ͨ̓͛͂͗̈́ ̭͇͍̯̥̞̹̯̼̰͖̠̥͎̊ͬͤ͛̒ͦͪ͒̄̏̽̄ͦ́̊̚ͅp͕̱̺̙̰̣͒̂́͋́̅̑̓̾͊ͅr͙̲̝̩̝̦̟̦̠̖̱̬̬̘͚̱ͣ̐ͪ̾̊ͮ̄ͪͨ͗̏ͪ̐ͥ͒̚ō̩̜̘͓͚̟͚̦̠̳͇̲͉͖͙̫̗̰̇͗ͧͬ̓̒͌̈́ͫͬ̏̿̏͗ͮc̺̜̠͎̥̯̮̬̟̲̗͕͔̣̞ͣͫͭ͗ͅͅe̦̱̹̩̫̔̀ͩ̐̈̐͂ͤͬͥ͆d̮̻̭̭̗̺̪ͬ̌̿̔͒ͅȕ͈̠̖́̃̃ͦ̋͐͂ͨ̀̓ͩͥ͋̐r̲̱͎̹͎͉̝̻̩̣̣͓̺͙̼̞ͩ̆ͫ͛͆̋a͎̪̦̹͐͂ͩ͛̑̊̂ͣ̾ͭ

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~procedural

prisma yokeBOT
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Every procedural

oblique pelican
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Watch me get that wrong as I'm going by memory

vale quest
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@mint spear You are right. It was mind blowingly epic

full stirrup
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

round flint
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Everyone who doesn't want to wait til the 12th can also buy a PS4 and NMS on Amazon and return once the PC version releases for a full refund

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and free return shipping

cinder zenith
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~procedural
m̳̱̩̹̜̭͚̗̬̺̘̱͎̙̝̉̔ͯͣ̄̎̽͋́ͤ̂͛͆ͯ̈ͭ͑̚ĕ͙͔̖͈͎̦̟͓̦͎̱̪̎̏̎̌͆̓̾n͖͈̱͔̱̩̼̳͔̫̪͈̘ͦ͑̃ͭ̎̎t̖̦̘̲̦͓̱̙̳̙̘͉̗̙̩̘̩̽̉̏ͨ͌̅̿̏̇ͭͮ̚a̳͇̬̦̗͚͚̼͍̺̼͔͍ͩ́ͤ̅̃̒̋ͧ̎̈͌̚l͈͓͉̬͉̙̭̭̬̦̯̼̂̽͑̆ͭͭ̓̌̀̔ͧͬ͊̑ͣ̚ ͚͔̫͎̈́̊́͐̄̄͌͐̐̓̈́ͮ͊̾̉̂ͥ̚b̲̦̝̣̙͕̏̄̍̆ͮ̃ͅr̮̣̣͔̭͔͈̽̐̉ͫ͒̓̀̍͐̐ͫ̂̀̍ͬ͒̚ͅe̟̝̖͎ͦ͗̆͒̈́ͥ̒̓ͣ͛ͮ̎͆ͅa̲̘̱̺̝̙̐ͫ̿̐ͬk̬̻̖̹̬̤͂̐́͐̋͛͌̀ͫd̘͖̹̰̘̥̓ͦͭͧo̤̦̞͚̳̖̥͍͎̜̟ͬ̿̿̇ͤ̄͑ͪ̐̋͋͐̉̉ͤͦ͂̇w̥̙̙͉̲̠͚̱̘͍̰̩̲̖̪̿̐ͧͦ͗̂̔͆ͪ̂̿͆́͗͂n̦͙̖̠̋͑̔̊̔̿̄̊̍ͩ͗͆ͩ̄̈́̔̋̌

prisma yokeBOT
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Every
m̳̱̩̹̜̭͚̗̬̺̘̱͎̙̝̉̔ͯͣ̄̎̽͋́ͤ̂͛͆ͯ̈ͭ͑̚ĕ͙͔̖͈͎̦̟͓̦͎̱̪̎̏̎̌͆̓̾n͖͈̱͔̱̩̼̳͔̫̪͈̘ͦ͑̃ͭ̎̎t̖̦̘̲̦͓̱̙̳̙̘͉̗̙̩̘̩̽̉̏ͨ͌̅̿̏̇ͭͮ̚a̳͇̬̦̗͚͚̼͍̺̼͔͍ͩ́ͤ̅̃̒̋ͧ̎̈͌̚l͈͓͉̬͉̙̭̭̬̦̯̼̂̽͑̆ͭͭ̓̌̀̔ͧͬ͊̑ͣ̚ ͚͔̫͎̈́̊́͐̄̄͌͐̐̓̈́ͮ͊̾̉̂ͥ̚b̲̦̝̣̙͕̏̄̍̆ͮ̃ͅr̮̣̣͔̭͔͈̽̐̉ͫ͒̓̀̍͐̐ͫ̂̀̍ͬ͒̚ͅe̟̝̖͎ͦ͗̆͒̈́ͥ̒̓ͣ͛ͮ̎͆ͅa̲̘̱̺̝̙̐ͫ̿̐ͬk̬̻̖̹̬̤͂̐́͐̋͛͌̀ͫd̘͖̹̰̘̥̓ͦͭͧo̤̦̞͚̳̖̥͍͎̜̟ͬ̿̿̇ͤ̄͑ͪ̐̋͋͐̉̉ͤͦ͂̇w̥̙̙͉̲̠͚̱̘͍̰̩̲̖̪̿̐ͧͦ͗̂̔͆ͪ̂̿͆́͗͂n̦͙̖̠̋͑̔̊̔̿̄̊̍ͩ͗͆ͩ̄̈́̔̋̌ procedural

vale quest
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And lose progress

full stirrup
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¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)_/¯

round flint
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yea but at least you can play

round flint
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depends how badly you want to play

timid talon
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hm, i don't think the real sean murray would pollute the chat like that 🤔

coarse trail
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Fuck.. just checked Sean's twitter :(

mint spear
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@vale quest I had to watch it 2 times in a row (in the same month). something I normaly don't like doing with movies. that means something.

oblique pelican
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Quake champions is gonna be shit though @storm raven

vale quest
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How about just trade your PC for a ps4

oblique pelican
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Quake live is dire

round flint
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no way, my PC cost way too much money and i already have a PS4

storm raven
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Nah

cinder zenith
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ͫ̾̐͒̓͊̿¯͌̌͊\̉̌_̃̿͊̾͆(ͧ̽̊̋͐͌ツ)̌͗̌ͫ̿̉͊_ͪ̒͐ͮ̊ͮ/͑̊̿ͩ¯̈͋̑

mint spear
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@vale quest that's like trading a car for a horse. _(ツ)_/¯

round flint
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i just build my PC in 2014, but I spent like $2000

storm raven
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I think quak champions ios gonna be pretty good

vale quest
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@mint spear I believe they are making another one. But I am not sure.

storm raven
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I think the classes are gonna be really minor

oblique pelican
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I dunno man

storm raven
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Theres no reason

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to spend 2 grand on a pc

oblique pelican
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Quake is burned me before

storm raven
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someone build a pc for 350 in 2013 and it beat the 500 dollar ps4

round flint
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no reason, but i went all out when i built this PC

oblique pelican
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Remember enemy territory?

storm raven
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Im not a huge fan of quake

round flint
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I always do when I build a new PC

storm raven
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if I get it, I wont play too much

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and that wasnt a quake game

full stirrup
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

oblique pelican
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Best quake is quake 2

storm raven
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its like calling telltale minecraft

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a minecraft game

vale quest
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I've been playing neverwinter while I wait for nms

full stirrup
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OK

mint spear
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@round flint the best is not enough for a good pc build, amirite? 😄

full stirrup
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MINEFCRT STROI MOD IS BES GAM

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AMRI

storm raven
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Its a different series, just used quake as its setting for that game

oblique pelican
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It's still easily the best arena shooter now even

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It's just perfect

frail hawk
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herro?

round flint
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how do we choose a class in this discord stuff?

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i see people with different color names, but this is my first time using discord

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i want to be explorer

mint spear
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welcome on board, fellow explorer :d

storm raven
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Al;so

full stirrup
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type ~join-role explorers

storm raven
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id didnt make it just published it lol

round flint
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~join-role explorers

prisma yokeBOT
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gave Explorers to @round flint

round flint
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thanks

frail hawk
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~join-role "role you want to be"

prisma yokeBOT
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role not found/not allowed

full stirrup
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you can join more than one, like i did.

vale quest
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What are the different classes?

storm raven
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classes on here?

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or in quake championsd

vale quest
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Yes

storm raven
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caiuse no one knows that one

vale quest
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Here

mint spear
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~join-role Sean Murray over lvl 900

prisma yokeBOT
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role not found/not allowed

storm raven
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The different colors on the side

mint spear
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*9000 damm

floral shore
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Where is bounty hunter role?

vale quest
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I'm on my phone

frail hawk
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~join-role Moderators

prisma yokeBOT
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role not found/not allowed

full stirrup
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~join-role sentinels

prisma yokeBOT
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role not found/not allowed

full stirrup
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damn

frail hawk
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wtf

mint spear
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~join-role role not found/not allowed

prisma yokeBOT
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role not found/not allowed

mint spear
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did it

vale quest
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~join-role Outer Gods

prisma yokeBOT
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role not found/not allowed

mint spear
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fuck the system

full stirrup
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~join-role ~join-role

prisma yokeBOT
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role not found/not allowed

frail hawk
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banned xD

mint spear
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RIP

floral shore
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Hey, add bounty hunters group!

timid talon
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@vale quest explorers, pirates, scientists, hunters, traders, fighters

round flint
#

I got ambien (sleep meds) for my doctor on Monday

vale quest
#

Ty

round flint
#

so now I can sleep all through the weekend

full stirrup
#

fuck

#

i want sleeping pills

round flint
#

and kill tons of time

full stirrup
#

just sleep until friday

#

sedate me

timber ferry
#

REMember to eat too! 😃

mint spear
#

@round flint pretty badass, genius move mate. I should do the same. 😄

oblique pelican
#

@full stirrup I can share my morphine if you want?

full stirrup
#

fuck food

vale quest
#

~join-role Hunter

frail hawk
#

dude just take Nighquil or whatever the fuck its called

prisma yokeBOT
#

gave Hunter to @vale quest

full stirrup
#

yes please

round flint
#

just dont overdose on them

full stirrup
#

i want all of the morphine

vale quest
#

:)

oblique pelican
#

35mg a hour

formal jolt
#

that delay tho

oblique pelican
#

It may kill you

full stirrup
#

i cant do that

#

i need to sleep until friday

frail hawk
#

So did you guys hear about Eminem and Drake xD

floral shore
#

~join-role Hunter

prisma yokeBOT
#

gave Hunter to @floral shore

full stirrup
#

sounds like a funny joke

round flint
#

but i've had some VIVID dreams while sleeping on my ambiens so far

formal jolt
#

Its a fake story isnt it

vale quest
#

Lol I actually did

round flint
#

dreams about no mans sky

#

it's awesome

frail hawk
#

Dude Drake would get fucked

formal jolt
#

Drake knows better

vale quest
#

But what happened

oblique pelican
#

We all know he would

formal jolt
#

Eminem would slay

#

He had a movie made about him slaying

oblique pelican
#

Yeah but the movie was shit

mint spear
#

takes meds to sleep until game release
dies in sleep
after death, becomes a higher being
explores the real universe, infinetely

you are doing it right mate.

vale quest
#

Woww

full stirrup
#

yesssssss

round flint
#

I also got Xanax, lol

full stirrup
#

good idea

frail hawk
#

For those who dont know what happened. There is a rumor going around saying that Drake is basically going to rap battle Eminem

full stirrup
#

ill OD on salt

oblique pelican
#

Lol

frail hawk
#

98% sure it will not happen

full stirrup
#

you can OD on salt what do you mean

round flint
#

xanax and ambien, i just take both every 12 hours and sleep for about 5-7 hours

oblique pelican
#

What the hell @full stirrup you'll just die in 30 years of heart disease

formal jolt
#

Drake put a pic up on insta saying "If they dont have a story these days..." Which is from one of his songs and the whole quote is "If they dont have a story these day's they'll make one."

floral shore
#

Eminen vs Perfect Graphics!

#

Battle of the year!

full stirrup
#

you can actually OD on salt

vale quest
#

Where is Yellawolf in all this?

frail hawk
#

yeah lol

round flint
#

yes you can OD on salt/sodium

formal jolt
#

Drake is pretty much saying its a rumor

oblique pelican
#

Yeah but how much would it take?

formal jolt
#

Drake isnt stupid lol

oblique pelican
#

Like silly amounts

full stirrup
#

about a salt-shaker's worth

frail hawk
#

He kinda is for saying "... I got something for him too"

full stirrup
#

you need A LOT

frail hawk
#

just saying

round flint
#

salt would most likely cause a stroke or heart attack i think if you took too much

full stirrup
#

but you can do it

oblique pelican
#

Yeah that's like 50 grams

frail hawk
#

but I like them both

vale quest
#

Iodized?

floral shore
#

@formal jolt drake face can't lie!

storm raven
#

Hes gonna lose

oblique pelican
#

You'd probably choke before oding

formal jolt
#

He isnt going to battle him. Ever. Lol

full stirrup
#

i looked it up

#

you need

#

drum roll

#

47 Teaspoons of Salt

vale quest
#

And you die?

full stirrup
#

yep

#

dead

oblique pelican
#

Teaspoon is around a gram

frail hawk
#

jsut go until you can't no more

vale quest
#

How is this known exactly?

oblique pelican
#

So 47 grams

full stirrup
#

i mean

#

24 tubes of toothpaste does the same

vale quest
#

Someone did it didn't they

oblique pelican
#

I doubt it

#

As I said they'd choke before oding

vale quest
#

You'd be surprised

gilded prairie
pliant fjordBOT
#

​⬆ <KaneHart> Blizzard Knew What Was Truly Going On With PC Gamers Come August 9th! [posted 1 min ago, 1 comment, score: 0]

timid talon
#

a teaspoon is something like 5 grams bro

storm raven
pliant fjordBOT
#

​⬆ 🎞 [Vadrigar] Quake Live community tricks compilation [5:22] - 1 year 3 weeks ago

vale quest
#

A women died from drinking too much water in a radio contest

gilded prairie
#

Oh yeah remember that one

frail hawk
#

I'm a pc player and at first I was mad but now I understand why

gilded prairie
#

that was like 10-15 years ago?

full stirrup
#

17 bottles is deadly

oblique pelican
#

Damn 4.81 grams far point @timid talon

full stirrup
#

i was mad at first but now i dont give a fuck

frail hawk
#

yeah pretty much same

timid talon
#

4.81 for salt specifically?

half lake
#

gunter nms

pliant fjordBOT
#

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam
🌏 Worldwide release: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 6 days 11 hours 55 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 04:00 GMT - 2 days 22 hours 55 minutes.
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 3 days 8 hours 55 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 3 days 16 hours 55 minutes.

oblique pelican
#

Sugar

frail hawk
#

you a pc player?

round flint
#

btw, everyone excited about NMS, play ABZU

timid talon
#

ah

full stirrup
#

yep

oblique pelican
#

Prob around the same thouh

timid talon
#

yeah

frail hawk
#

I will find you

round flint
#

it has some AMAZING creatures to find in the game

frail hawk
#

actually

#

meet me at the center xD

round flint
#

it's short, but you'll find some awesome shit in ABZU

#

and it's a good game

vale quest
#

Abzu is PC?

round flint
#

pc and ps4

oblique pelican
#

Dude £16 for a 2 hour game is nuts

vale quest
#

Oh ok

round flint
#

dont mind the price, just buy it and play or pirate, whatever

#

it's worth it

oblique pelican
#

It could be you vr banging Scarlett Johansson and still not be worth it

full stirrup
#

im sad that theres no cross platform

round flint
#

especially when you find the really rare creatures in Abzu

gray apex
#

suck my balls

storm raven
#

Im a mobile player

#

I cant wait for the android version

full stirrup
#

me and my friend had plans to go to the center at the same time so we could see eachother

storm raven
#

why use a computer or console when my phone is stronger than either?

vale quest
#

Its $20

full stirrup
#

LIKE

#

CLACH OF CLAHC > ALL OTHER GAYMS AMIRIT

storm raven
#

@oblique pelican I paid 20 dollars for a 2 hour VR game and loved it

round flint
#

if you are excited about no man's sky, you'll really enjoy Abzu, trust me on that 😄

#

i don't want to spoil

#

but you'll find some REALLY awesome creatures

vale quest
#

It does look nice

storm raven
#

I liked the fish AI

round flint
#

and LOTS of really awesome creatures, not just fish

storm raven
#

confirmed, almost as good as COD ghosts

vale quest
#

Lol

floral shore
#

Is pc version will be with patch out of box? Or patch will be released after?

round flint
#

if you don't believe me, i'm sure people have posted tons of spoilers of abzu creatures online

#

but i recommend just playing

vale quest
#

Found an abzu stream

oblique pelican
#

@storm raven Jesus

#

Also my tablet has a octa core in it

storm raven
#

confirmed, stronger than my quadcore pc

oblique pelican
#

Acer b-a10

mint spear
#

btw have you guys seen this game, austroneers already? I can already picture it. play NMS, take a brake, play austroneers, take a break, play elite dangerous, take a break --- > repeat.

round flint
#

I tried playing Rebel Galaxy thinking it could hold me over until no man's sky

oblique pelican
#

Infinite space

round flint
#

but Rebel Galaxy is stupid

oblique pelican
#

Get out

round flint
#

you are stuck flying in a 2D plane

oblique pelican
#

Rebel galaxy is ace

round flint
#

no flying up or down

oblique pelican
#

It not meant to be a space simulator

floral shore
#

Play quake 1, win some time

oblique pelican
#

Its a space combat game

frail hawk
#

what's No Man's Sky?

round flint
#

im sure some people like it, but i expected to be able to fly up and down and stuff in rebel galaxy

#

so i was quite disappointed

mint spear
#

space engine is alos nice. not a game though.

vale quest
#

That game you wanted to play since you were a kid -nms

round flint
#

when all you can do is go straight and back

oblique pelican
#

With some trading and stuff but it's about the combat

frail hawk
#

oh fuck that game

#

lol jk

oblique pelican
#

Kerbel space program best space game

frail hawk
#

nope

#

NASA is

oblique pelican
#

Welcome to physics bitches

frail hawk
#

oh wait

mint spear
#

lel

round flint
#

How is Elite Dangerous? I heard you can't land on planets

mint spear
#

you CAN land on planets. just not on living ones. =\

round flint
#

but they'll be adding that feature in an expansion pack?

mint spear
#

but it's a pretty nice sim. the best one I played so far.

oblique pelican
#

For$60

frail hawk
#

for 50000 dollars

round flint
#

but they're all just empty planets like mars right?

mint spear
#

yep

weak moth
#

whats up

oblique pelican
#

Hey Trent

spiral ether
#

any streams up

oblique pelican
#

You missed the shitposting hour

mint spear
#

at leaast at the moment. I heard they are planning on adding living planets too. I really hope so.

floral shore
#

@round flint with fucked up physics

mint spear
#

cuz elite is pretty damn good.

#

like, try it out, watch gameplay. it's worth it.

weak moth
#

I was here for the shitposting

#

on the sub anyway

oblique pelican
#

On here it was pretty insane

storm raven
#

I feel like IO just had sex

oblique pelican
#

Glad its calmed down

storm raven
pliant fjordBOT
#

​⬆ 🎞 [Chris Myll] "The Play" - Multicam Edition [0:58] - 3 years 48 weeks ago

storm raven
#

its so fucking good

oblique pelican
#

?

floral shore
#

@mint spear before you get fucked up by op ai ships

mint spear
#

@floral shore so true. =\

floral shore
#

@mint spear they still don't fixed that?

round flint
#

i need to sleep for just 2 more days and 19 hours

storm raven
#

Watching that play, is better than sex

#

I saw it live

#

and its still one of the greatest things I have ever seen

#

gaming related or not

oblique pelican
#

@storm raven if modding comes to nms you better get a xwing mod

storm raven
#

I'm going to mod in a spacecock

oblique pelican
#

Lol

#

Space cocking around the universe

round flint
#

im sure some people will make mods that change the seed

floral shore
#

@mint spear I wiped my character after that, and now say hello to grinding reputation back...

storm raven
#

I'm literally going to makea 3d model of my cock with photogrammatry

oblique pelican
#

Wouldn't be surprised if that was a feature in a update @round flint

storm raven
#

And fly it as a ship in NMS

mint spear
#

@floral shore I don't know... didn't play ever since. had to take a break fom the game for a while.

#

@floral shore wow, really? why?

modern scroll
#

Hi, is the news of a day1 patch grounds to get hype as fuck again?

round flint
#

yes but it's old news

#

everyone knew we'd have a day 1 patch, every game does 😃

mint spear
#

yep, that's actually basic stuff.

modern scroll
#

of course, but it seems like more than your average day 1 patch from what I read

#

like the guy had an unfinished copy of the game or something

round flint
#

yea, the leaks probably helped hello games to fix some problems

mint spear
#

yep, some even say it looks almost like an entire expansion 😄

floral shore
#

@mint spear well, I lose all resources and money after meeting no scope bot

modern scroll
#

hey now don't be getting me too hyped

floral shore
#

I was litlle mad about this

olive chasm
#

So officially delayed for pc?

round flint
#

and they added more colors to planets or something

#

or more colors to everything, who knows

mint spear
#

@floral shore oh... sorry to hear that man. 😮 that sucks bad time. I was lucky on my comfy route, trading slaves. never met one of those bots on my way.

round flint
#

yes @olive chasm

frail ridge
#

wouldn't be suprised if that was delibirate. A form of leak prevention, disable stuff till day 1 patch

round flint
#

PC delayed by 3 days to add awesome features for PC

modern scroll
#

will planet names be unique? because I foresee a lot of planet harambes

weak moth
#

Did any of the new mods come in yet?

floral shore
#

@Dunmore anyway up to fresh start sometime after they fix things up.

mint spear
#

I will call my first planet "planet". second one "harambe lives here, do not enter"

round flint
pliant fjordBOT
#

​⬆ <snvqqly> Moment of silence for all the pc gamers who took time off on the 9th to play. [posted 4 hours ago, 134 comments, score: 331]

round flint
#

people literally crying

weak moth
#

so many shitposts

mint spear
#

@floral shore good luck with that. ^^ I´ll be waiting for more content and patches and jump back in after at least a month or two of NMS

modern scroll
#

oh yeah, that's another question I had, should I get the game on PC or PS4? I don't know if there is any benefits of going PC for this title

floral shore
#

@round flint too fat to be funny xD

storm raven
#

Console peasants think the PC version being delayed makes their consoles not shit. 😛

floral shore
#

@mint spear same :)

storm raven
#

always PC

#

there will be mods

round flint
#

Why not have both? PS4 and PC both have great things going for them

olive chasm
#

Good thing my vacation days got rejected

mint spear
#

@storm raven YES. and I will be doing my very on reshader mod. as usual. it's nice to play my games the way I like.

round flint
#

and a nintendo console for the kids so they don't try to play your games

modern scroll
#

mfw can i run it says my pc can run no mans sky 👌

sinful sparrow
#

Can I link streams in here?

#

or only spoilers

storm raven
#

Im modding in VR support and hookers

round flint
#

there's a spoilers channel

#

Gek hookers?

mint spear
#

@storm raven let's team up and make a gta5 like overall mod, with neat graphics, whores, drugs and metal music.

storm raven
#

Im kidding

#

ive never made my own mods

#

lol

mint spear
#

same

#

I don't want to destroy the game, lol

storm raven
#

lol

round flint
#

I wonder how much cocaine the hello games team has been doing to do all this work this past month on the update

#

at least a kilo i bet

modern scroll
#

half of me is super hype, and the other half is scared of getting burned

mint spear
#

yep me too. I still don't get how 20 ppl only could manage to do all of this.

#

it's madness

round flint
#

4 people did the majority

oblique pelican
#

They have had 5 years

round flint
#

then over the last year and a half they hired 6 more people

mint spear
#

@modern scroll after watching some leaked gameplay I´m confident about my hype. ^^

round flint
#

and then the past few months they hired a few more

storm raven
#

I think they bit off more than they could chew

#

and thats why it was pushed back again and again

round flint
#

and yes, I've seen enough to know there is 0% chance of me having buyers remorse

mint spear
#

@round flint yeah I know. but still. it's a ton of work for a small team. pretty impressive, to say the least.

modern scroll
#

you guys... you're convincing me

storm raven
#

Yeah no the game is gonna be enjoyable for me

round flint
#

I don't need to see any reviews or anything

storm raven
#

I had more fun with the streamers playing it than I have playing most games lol

round flint
#

not that i need to see reviews for any game, i can just watch gameplay and know if i will like a game or not

mint spear
#

@acoustic tangle same. I felt like a little kid again for a while.

round flint
#

and if it's Ubisoft I know I'll not like it no matter how good it looks

modern scroll
#

mfw i bought watchdogs

round flint
#

never buy ubisoft

modern scroll
#

learned that the hard way

vale quest
#

All I need is a blaster and a Spaceship and I'm good.

round flint
#

at least not until it's under $20

mint spear
#

@round flint yeah, ubisoft burned me a couple of times now.

round flint
#

I wouldn't even care if no man's sky only had 3 planets

modern scroll
#

i also bought the division...

round flint
#

planets are huge

modern scroll
#

still feeling the burn on that one

round flint
#

and i just want to fly

storm raven
#

OH SHIT. thres a video explaining why the PS4 copy is first.

pliant fjordBOT
#

​⬆ 🎞 [influenceofdeep] In chess the pawns go first. [0:15] - 2 years 6 weeks ago

modern scroll
#

lmao

mint spear
#

I loved FC3. still one of my all time fav games. then they fucked up FC4. ubisoft died for me.

round flint
#

PS4 version is first because you sell more copies of a game when it's not available to be pirated right away

#

that's why Rockstar released GTA5 on consoles first

mint spear
#

also because sony. ^^

round flint
#

and took forever to release GTA5 on PC

modern scroll
#

so do you guys think people will figure out a way to reliably meet up with other players or?

round flint
#

and they never released red dead redemption on PC

storm raven
#

to be fair

#

rockstar sucks at PC development\

modern scroll
#

i think the whole "you'll probably not meet anyone else" thing to be cool, i'm just wondering

round flint
#

@modern scroll just get to the center and you can probably navigate to a friend via voice chat

mint spear
#

@modern scroll yep. my plan is simple. go to the center, try and find the same system (this will be the part that might take the most time), find a station, meet there.

round flint
#

it will take a while

modern scroll
#

sounds like a fun challenge

mint spear
#

but I like it that way. so tired of boring, always the same multiplayer mechanics.

round flint
#

I looked at a lot of the people trolling the no man's sky subreddit, and i noticed a LOT of them were huge Xbox fans

#

they posted in the xbox subreddit a lot

mint spear
#

and I don't get all the kiddies crying like the babies they are. " but hur dur, no mp"

ionic totem
#

im not sure if youd be able to see ur friend in multiplayer tho

round flint
#

so they're not really nms fans most likely bashing the game, they are just mad it won't be on their console

ionic totem
#

i recall sean talking about people being instanced

#

like clusters of instances

modern scroll
#

don't you have like a bubble around you?

ionic totem
#

i could be wrong

round flint
#

it'll be like Journey

obsidian belfry
#

Is there any live streams going on? Twitch banned them all

round flint
#

if you get near another player, you enter their instance

#

since it's so rare

mint spear
#

yep that makes sense.

modern scroll
#

i am interested to see how people deal with that

#

i'm sure someone will figure something out

round flint
#

it's in the sticky on the reddit page

#

says you can see them, and kill them or play with them

mint spear
#

yes, me too. I can already see the glorious screenshots and videos. it will be something special and rewarding.

round flint
#

but no trade with them or talk to them

#

unless you do voice chat

modern scroll
#

will you know if it's a player as opposed to an NPC?

round flint
#

but that's the only way you'll ever see what someone else looks like

#

we might all be procedural as well

storm raven
#

Rust has procedural character generation

mint spear
#

life is procedural

#

lel

storm raven
#

so you can either get a huge cock or a small cock

mint spear
#

or no cock at all

storm raven
#

the huge cock has a larger hit box, so its a disadvantage, just as it is in real life

modern scroll
#

that sounds about right for garrys sense of humour

storm raven
#

and yeah, you can be a random race and gender too

round flint
#

players will probably look like aliens

#

like what people think aliens look like

mint spear
#

or just a space suit guy

ionic totem
#

i dont understand this fucking retarded delay to the 12th

round flint
#

big white tall slender beings

#

with giant black eyes

mint spear
#

SPACE SLENDER MAN

#

omg

ionic totem
#

"pls don't watch the game right now, no spoilers, it's not in its final form"

#

early release day for ps4

modern scroll
#

game delays don't bother me, i'd rather it got delayed than came out broken

ionic totem
#

kek

vale quest
#

Its because all the bad karma PC players have gotten over the years

storm raven
#

Listen here you bitch

#

my pc will crush your console and eat it for breakfast 😛

mint spear
#

top kek 😄

round flint
#

my PC loves my PS4

mint spear
#

now that's a rare thing , nothing

modern scroll
#

i'm probably going to get the game on ps4

storm raven
#

My PC was built before the PS4 came out, and has a GPU moire than twice as powerful

round flint
#

i do a lot of remote play from my PS4 to my PC

timid talon
#

guys i just had a radical thought

#

play what you want to play on and let others do the same

mint spear
#

@storm raven that's really not even difficult to achieve, tbh xD

round flint
#

even on my laptop, i just have to bring my ps4 controller and i can play my PS4 anywhere in the world as long as I have good internet

storm raven
#

To b e fair, my GPU was 600 dollars

south crane
#

P R O C E D U R A L L Y G E N E R A T E D C O C K

round flint
#

my gpu was $670 😦

storm raven
#

peasant station 4 was 500 at launch

mint spear
#

@timid talon obviously. we are just joking around. well, at least me. 😄

round flint
#

PS4 was $399 at launch

storm raven
#

499 dollars confirmed

round flint
#

Xbone was the $499 one

storm raven
#

xbone 599 confirmed

round flint
#

and xbone came with that stupid kinect, lol

timid talon
#

i wasn't really talking about you, @mint spear

mint spear
#

my best friend is a ps4 console peasent and we get along just fine. but still, he acknowledges the pc master race. it's just logic. 😄

storm raven
#

Im also kidding

#

play on whatever

round flint
#

i love my PC, but I only play single players on PC

storm raven
#

just admit the PC is a better platform, because you can play how you want

round flint
#

except when i play an MMORPG like WoW

#

there's just too much cheating in most multiplayer PC games

weak moth
#

We just fucking put out the fires in the sub and now it's fucking exploding again :(

round flint
#

people using aimbots and wallhacks pisses me off

mint spear
#

true that @round flint

modern scroll
#

PC is easily better for most titles, I just prefer console gaming

storm raven
#

Like, idc what someone plays on. But PC'/s customizability is what makes it the best

modern scroll
#

like I bought overwatch on PC even though i'm mainly a console gamer

storm raven
#

use any controller, play at the settings you want, change your contropls etc

modern scroll
#

that is a game you just should not buy for console

round flint
#

the only way to play a bethesda game is on pc

#

except doom

vale quest
#

@weak moth :(

round flint
#

but elder scrolls and fallout games = pc only

#

mods

mint spear
#

yep. bethesda games on console are a waste of potential.

round flint
#

awesome mods for skyrim made that game awesome

storm raven
#

Doom is like

#

THE PC game

modern scroll
#

aren't they bringing mods to console for fallout 4?

storm raven
#

dont you dare play it on consoles

round flint
#

i think i have 35gb of mods installed for skyrim

storm raven
#

I will huntg you down and steal your dog, and fuck your wife

round flint
#

i play doom on my ps4, it plays really good

grave cradle
#

hey bbys

storm raven
#

if you dare play doom on console 😛

modern scroll
#

FPS just aren't meant for console

oblique pelican
#

@storm raven I played it in ps4

grave cradle
#

@round flint *really well

oblique pelican
#

Had great fun

vale quest
#

I would like a good PC maybe one day

round flint
#

Doom is great on PS4, I was surprised

oblique pelican
#

It really is

mint spear
#

I´m off now boys. try and survive till release and go easy on the sleeping pills. 😄

storm raven
pliant fjordBOT
#

​⬆ 🎞 [Dan2199] I'm Tyrone... [5:23] - 1 year 5 weeks ago

round flint
#

and Destiny was fun for a few months

grave cradle
#

destinys lit af

round flint
#

but it had fantastic controls

grave cradle
#

yep

modern scroll
#

i stopped playing destiny recently but i was big on that game for a long time

#

longer than i should have been because bungie are a joke

grave cradle
#

what

round flint
#

dont blame bungie

grave cradle
#

whats wrong w bungie

round flint
#

blame activision

#

bungie are gods

grave cradle
#

lol ye

modern scroll
#

it's not just activision

grave cradle
#

yep*

#

bungie is super social and responsive as well

modern scroll
#

lmao

#

k den

#

i'm not going to get into a big argument about it, but I do disagree with that

grave cradle
#

kk

vale quest
#

EA

modern scroll
#

but, what i've seen from rise of iron does look interesting

grave cradle
#

yeah

round flint
#

no arguing, just saying it was activision that forced bungie to release expansion packs instead of releasing a bigger game

storm raven
#

Who else played doom on console

grave cradle
#

esp. the black gjallyhorn

round flint
#

activision wanted to milk the game

storm raven
#

im gonna fuck your wives, long dick style

grave cradle
#

tyrone u lil shit

modern scroll
#

part of the reason i'm not a fan of bungie is their treatment of the pvp

round flint
#

i just wish you could fly your own ship in destiny

grave cradle
#

OMG YAS

round flint
#

i hate that you can't control your ship

weak moth
#

How are you guys doing

grave cradle
#

yep

storm raven
#

im tyrone, and fuck this fake ass crocicile shit, i'm here fuck someone's wife, long dick style

round flint
#

they made it look like you could in the teasers

grave cradle
#

during the loading screens as well

#

hey trent

storm raven
#

We are okay

#

just memeing away

#

same as always

grave cradle
#

memeorinos

modern scroll
grave cradle
#

3 DAYS BOYS

#

aww hell yeah

round flint
#

afk, gonna go read some more crying threads on reddit for a while until my ambien kicks in and i can burn more hours

grave cradle
#

i used the thorn so much

modern scroll
#

u fckin cretin

grave cradle
#

haha

round flint
#

then when i wake up i'm gonna take another ambien

grave cradle
#

i was that guy

round flint
#

and sleep through all of saturday

#

and sunday

grave cradle
#

wtf is an ambien

round flint
#

and most of monday

grave cradle
#

ahh

#

that

round flint
#

sleeping pill

grave cradle
#

like melenin

round flint
#

then when i finally wake up nms will be ready to play, lol

modern scroll
#

i should probably sleep too, it's almost 7am

round flint
#

well not like melenin

grave cradle
#

hell yeah

#

oh

#

whats the difference

round flint
#

ambien is a very powerful sleep aid

modern scroll
#

thanks for getting me hyped about NMS again

grave cradle
#

oh

round flint
#

requires a prescription

#

easy to overdose on, so i gotta be careful

grave cradle
#

oh damn

#

be careful

round flint
#

i had my doctor prescribe me some monday

grave cradle
#

if you die, you cant play nms

round flint
#

so i can kill time until no mans sky

modern scroll
#

stay safe fam, dnt wanna miss the launch

grave cradle
#

whoa

#

so it was a non justified persc?

round flint
#

i'll be fine, lol. i used to take them a lot a few years ago

grave cradle
#

hu

round flint
#

but thanks for the concern

grave cradle
#

huh

#

k

round flint
#

if i die i'll become a ghost and watch you guys play

modern scroll
#

that's kinda hilarious

grave cradle
#

aww hell yeah

modern scroll
#

that you got sleeping tablets just to kill time

grave cradle
#

come over here, watch me play if u die

#

ok?

modern scroll
#

uhoh

grave cradle
#

wat

#

@lost bay

lost bay
#

wat

grave cradle
#

omg

#

you're like a demon

#

can be summoned 24/7

#

3 days till nms

grave cradle
#

yep

modern scroll
#

what's with the coloured names

raven oar
#

server wipes

grave cradle
#

yep

#

tricky theyre called roles

lost bay
#

I was trying to avoid risking eye cancer from this server after the delay was announced for PC

modern scroll
#

do you assign them yourself

grave cradle
#

lol

#

yes tricky

#

what color do u want

#

ill tell you wjat to enter

modern scroll
#

what are the different groups, i see you're a scientist, whatever that means

grave cradle
#

oh lordy

lost bay
#

I am a pink and that is all that matters

grave cradle
#

same

modern scroll
#

as you can see, i'm a bit fresh in regards to knowledge about the game

grave cradle
#

yep

oblique pelican
#

@storm raven I laughed throughout that video

storm raven
#

Thats me

grave cradle
#

you see that pin at the top of the screen tricky

storm raven
#

when I find out you played doom on console

modern scroll
#

yep

grave cradle
#

press it

oblique pelican
#

Pffft come at me bro

grave cradle
#

itll tell you what to do

lost bay
#

please refer to doom by its unofficial official name: d44m

oblique pelican
#

I beat at in nightmare

modern scroll
#

ok now i know how to assign a role

grave cradle
#

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

modern scroll
#

where do i find out what they mean

oblique pelican
#

With a joypad

grave cradle
#

uhh

storm raven
#

Im tyrone, and fuck thjis console peasant shit, im here to max out the settings and play at 144 fps.

oblique pelican
#

Pcmr had to play on easy for sure

grave cradle
#

long duck style

oblique pelican
#

Long fuck style lol

storm raven
#

I played the second hardest setting

oblique pelican
#

Git gud

lost bay
#

I'm still really confused how /r/pcmasterrace went from being a satire sub to being completely serious

storm raven
#

I tried to play on the hardest. But I never replay games

#

It became too big

grave cradle
#

/r/pcmr is lit

oblique pelican
#

Because idoits Emma

storm raven
#

It was nnbever a parody

#

but its very meme filled

grave cradle
#

i held like 3 giveaways on /r/pcmr

storm raven
#

they will suck your dick for a 30 cent game

grave cradle
#

oh yeah

storm raven
#

its incredible

lost bay
#

I mean, it actually did start out as satire

oblique pelican
#

You gave them games they could just pirate gg

grave cradle
#

some bloke bet /r/nomansskytg $50 that nms wouldnt be delayed and i made a post calling him out

oblique pelican
#

Please realise I'm joking

#

I did see @grave cradle

grave cradle
#

haha

#

u saw the post?

oblique pelican
#

Yep

modern scroll
#

~join-role Explorers

prisma yokeBOT
#

gave Explorers to @modern scroll

lost bay
#

yeah I saw it

grave cradle
#

oh damn

#

u all saw it

storm raven
#

It was more of over exaggeration joke

#

than satire

oblique pelican
#

U ain't getting nowt tho

lost bay
#

I made a post today, it was hilarious because everyone was salty af

grave cradle
#

lol

oblique pelican
#

Hes is like me when my wife says she wants a pair of shoes

grave cradle
#

wheres the punchline

weak moth
pliant fjordBOT
#

​⬆ <unslept_em> For the people flipping out and blaming Hello Games for bad PR: They *were not allowed* to announ... [posted 2 hours ago, 25 comments, score: 0]

storm raven
#

Im fucking your wife tomorrow homie

#

I told you

oblique pelican
#

Fucking lol

lost bay
#

so yeah it was pretty funny to see the responses

grave cradle
#

lol

oblique pelican
#

This sub is the best

#

So many great reports

lost bay
#

and I am the person who keeps reporting the dude who's making anti-semitic comments

#

jfc

weak moth
storm raven
#

I made a post saying "Buy no mans sky when it comes out if it looks fun."

#

And I got death threats

#

On PCMR

modern scroll
#

isn't people losing their shit the funniest thing

storm raven
#

it was awesome

weak moth
#

fuck PCMR

#

it's a pile of shit

storm raven
#

PCMR best MR

grave cradle
#

kk

weak moth
#

the sub that is

storm raven
#

The sub is full of asshoes

#

But so is every other sub

frail ridge
#

~join-role explorers

prisma yokeBOT
#

gave Explorers to @frail ridge

grave cradle
#

@lost bay commented on the post

weak moth
#

our sub is a pile of shit rn

storm raven
#

the NMS sub, I posted a picture of my desktop

grave cradle
#

lol

lost bay
#

for those that aren't mods or me and so didn't see the anti-semitic comments, I'm going to regale you of the sheer ridiculousness

storm raven
#

and I was told to drink my own urine

lost bay
#

this dude

storm raven
#

and i was told to drink bleach

lost bay
#

accused sony

#

as a company

storm raven
#

because I posted a rainmeter theme to show people lol

lost bay
#

of being jewish

grave cradle
#

@weak moth did u see my post calling out the bloke that bet $50 that nms wouldnt be delayed?

weak moth
#

no

grave cradle
#

awwhj

#

ok wait5

lost bay
#

because you know, japan is full of people who are jewish

storm raven
#

When did he bet that

lost bay
#

:')

grave cradle
#

he deleted the bet after it was delayed

pliant fjordBOT
#

​⬆ <atlasityOfficial> This is a public fallout to /u/Ultima1221. Pay up, you bet $50 that the PC version wouldn't be de... [posted 3 hours ago, 88 comments, score: 81]

oblique pelican
#

@storm raven we should create a post saying "hi I'm Tyrone fuck this delay bitching,im here to fuck someone's PC"

grave cradle
#

ill upvote it

storm raven
#

Hahaha

grave cradle
#

RICK

oblique pelican
#

It'll get reported so fast

pliant fjordBOT
#

​⬆ <atlasityOfficial> This is a public fallout to /u/Ultima1221. Pay up, you bet $50 that the PC version wouldn't be de... [posted 3 hours ago, 89 comments, score: 81]

grave cradle
#

gunter ass

pliant fjordBOT
#

@grave cradle ass but for my desktop extender ?

grave cradle
#

lol

weak moth
#

it wasn't deleted we removed the post

storm raven
#

lol

lost bay
#

@weak moth just do something where everyone calls the mods nazis and the sub will get less popular and be full of nicer people who are actually regulars

#

works every time

grave cradle
#

wait

storm raven
#

Keeping all the money for yourself, trent? 😉

weak moth
#

yes

#

a mod removed it

grave cradle
#

awwh shit

#

why

weak moth
#

witch hunting

grave cradle
#

i never got a notification

#

telling me it was removed

weak moth
#

manual removal

oblique pelican
#

Ouch

grave cradle
#

huh

weak moth
#

doesn't require a comment to be made

grave cradle
#

damn

oblique pelican
#

Still good on you for keeping it up for as long as you did

grave cradle
#

whatever, 81 ppl agreed w/ me before it was removed

weak moth
#

what exactly happened with Ultima?

fallen swan
#

It's probably cuz it's a shit post m8

grave cradle
#

ok

oblique pelican
#

People need to be called up on

weak moth
#

need to know if it's bannable cause he literally JUST got off a ban like 2 hours ago

grave cradle
#

@weak moth he bet $50 that nms would not be delayed and when it was he removed the bet

fallen swan
#

@weak moth am I unbanned? My username is k0mbine

#

Some mod said I had one more day and that was 2 days ago

weak moth
#

lemme check

grave cradle
#

and now he's getting pissed and ignoring everyone

oblique pelican
#

Lol

grave cradle
#

he was banned for trash talking, the mod said "i am not your punching bag" as the ban message

#

@weak moth

weak moth
#

you're not in the ban list

#

k0mbine

fallen swan
#

Alright thank you sir

lost bay
#
submitted 4 hours ago by nottheonion-SS [+1] to /r/SubredditSimulator```
weak moth
#

Yeah that was 8_Bit

oblique pelican
#

Some dude got pissy with me as I told him the ps4 was for console exclusive and not exclusive overall

#

Was fun

grave cradle
#

/u/ultima1221 is a lil bitch

#

that is all

weak moth
#

did he actually break any reddit or sub rules?

vital echo
#

no

grave cradle
#

yep, according to the mod that banned him

weak moth
#

well that was over a week ago

#

his ban expired

grave cradle
#

too bad

vital echo
#

His post said if they found a middle man and they both gave him the middle man the money, nobody did that.

grave cradle
#

plasma

#

are you defending him

vital echo
#

yup

grave cradle
#

take a gander at this here post

#

look at his replies

oblique pelican
#

Nobody actually bet him though did they?

lost bay
#

here's the skinny:

  1. new people flood into the subreddit because they just heard about the game
  2. something which could become mildly controversial happens
  3. narcissists do what they do best and stir up FUD
  4. popcorn and salt and sadness
oblique pelican
#

I just rechecked the thread

grave cradle
#

he's also a racist. he has history on /r/the_donald saying he "really wanted to let loose" on muslims that he served

lost bay
#

it's like the eternal september of reddit contoversy

vital echo
#

what does that have to do with anything @grave cradle ?

oblique pelican
#

Like no one actually stumped up money and said OK you're on

grave cradle
#

just saying

#

more to incriminate him

#

😄

oblique pelican
#

I feel bad now for agreeing with you now

#

He did nothing

grave cradle
#

he was an ass in his replies as well

pliant fjordBOT
#

​⬆ <atlasityOfficial> This is a public fallout to /u/Ultima1221. Pay up, you bet $50 that the PC version wouldn't be de... [posted 4 hours ago, 89 comments, score: 82]

weak moth
#

I'm going to nuke this entire thread cause I don't want to deal with it anymore

grave cradle
#

kk

storm raven
#

Nuke the entire sub

oblique pelican
#

And you called him up on something he didn't do

weak moth
#

Nobody is getting banned

grave cradle
#

kk

#

yeah

#

nuke the sub

weak moth
#

I wish

oblique pelican
#

Lol

timid talon
#

it's the only way to be sure.

storm raven
#

Drop three nukes from orbit

#

then send down an elimination squad to cleanse it for sure

oblique pelican
#

Then in the ashes a new sub will arise

grave cradle
#

ill be part of the elimination squad

oblique pelican
#

One with reasonable discussion and general hype

grave cradle
#

i voulenteer

#

[sic]

oblique pelican
#

And mods won't have to do shit

grave cradle
#

y

#

yep

storm raven
#

I am the elimination squad

grave cradle
#

guys

oblique pelican
#

There you go @weak moth something for you to dream about

storm raven
#

I'll change the CSS so the sub only works from PCMR acceptable browsers. And then end the evil

grave cradle
#

i ordered cod aw for $5 and ive been waiting for it to be delivered for days

vital echo
#

PCMR acceptable browsers...?

grave cradle
#

fedex is a pile of shit rn

vital echo
#

That's a thing?

storm raven
#

lol

oblique pelican
#

@grave cradle therss a reason for that

grave cradle
#

?

storm raven
#

Donty uyse IE or edge

#

Pretty much the only rules 😛

grave cradle
#

whats the reason

oblique pelican
#

Aw is pants and they want to save you the disappointment

grave cradle
#

hahahahah

#

i got it for $5 tho

sick spire
#

Fuck the PC release date

vital echo
#

So you're saying you don't want people that have to use IE while at work to be able to access the sub anymore?

oblique pelican
#

Nobody actually uses ie and edge right?

lost bay
#

@storm raven by pcmr acceptable do you mean google ultron

storm raven
#

Of course

#

Only the browser uysed by nasa

grave cradle
#

@oblique pelican i use edge sometimes

storm raven
#

is acceptable for NMS players

oblique pelican
#

A supermarket by me still uses xp

grave cradle
#

o damn

oblique pelican
#

So good

grave cradle
#

lol

#

xp and 7 were the best windows os's

oblique pelican
#

Xp is ace

grave cradle
#

7 is lit

cedar snow
#

Wow Got banned on the reddet for speaking my mind about the delays.

storm raven
#

7 was legit

grave cradle
#

..

oblique pelican
#

Good

storm raven
#

Abyss

grave cradle
#

good?

#

k

oblique pelican
#

I was replying to @cedar snow

grave cradle
#

abyss dont be a lil bitch abiout it, the mods are in shit rn

storm raven
#

did you say "
FUCK THGOSE CUNTS" or did you say "My am I peeved by the short delay."?