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queen lodge Aug 5, 2016, 10:48 PM

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https://twitter.com/NoMansSky/status/761694858562207744

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 10:48 PM

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I hope someone ends up causing injury and delaying PC longer

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 10:48 PM

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⬆ 🐦 [Sean Murray] (2 min ago) PC NMS release will now be global and will be August 12th worldwide. It's so important we get it right and make the best version we can

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 10:48 PM

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https://gyazo.com/1eb2449e3c6d12f583261a9b6b923cdd

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:48 PM

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LOL

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 10:48 PM

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Oh Thanks bot man

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hue

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:48 PM

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yup and wait

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 10:49 PM

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We apologise for the extra days wait this means for North America. Steam page will updated to reflect this asap

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We apologise for the extra days wait this means for North America. Steam page will updated to reflect this asap

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We apologise for the extra days wait this means for North America. Steam page will updated to reflect this asap

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HAHAHAHAHA

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:49 PM

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WE HAVE OUR BLUE LEADER

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 10:49 PM

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LMJAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:49 PM

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ISIS

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COMING IN

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 10:49 PM

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I WAS ALREADY IN THE UK THIS DOESN'T EFFECT ME ONE BIT

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 10:49 PM

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I'll for one welcome our new ps4 overlords

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:49 PM

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hes a heavy weight champ from the 2thousands

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bringing in the PAINNNN

tranquil plover Aug 5, 2016, 10:49 PM

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@oblique pelican Bow Down Bitch

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:49 PM

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PLACE UR BETS NOW

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 10:49 PM

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Why Would I downgrade to a PS4 from my PC @oblique pelican

mint spear Aug 5, 2016, 10:50 PM

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Okay, it's hard to keep up with everything in each channel xD

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 10:50 PM

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https://www.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/4wd4t9/pc_version_for_na_now_confirmed_delayed/

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 10:50 PM

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⬆ <KaneHart> PC Version for NA Now Confirmed Delayed! [posted 15 sec ago, 0 comments, score: 1]

tranquil plover Aug 5, 2016, 10:50 PM

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@glass hill Because PS4 gets it a tiny bit earlier XD

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 10:50 PM

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Yeah but, my PC is a fucking bulldozer compared to a PS4

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:50 PM

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anyways discording is a form of mental illness

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thats what im thinking why they made these

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 10:51 PM

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Atleast Gorod Krovi on Bo3 comes out on the 11th, So I'll have something to do for a day...

tranquil plover Aug 5, 2016, 10:51 PM

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@glass hill So Is mine but :/

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:51 PM

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sounds like lizard talk

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not human talk

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i understand tho

tranquil plover Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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DAMMMN LIZARDS RUNNING THE GOVERNMENT

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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@tranquil plover I'm wating for Gorod Krovi on PC for Bo3 so I can laugh at the PS4's FPS while I play in Ultra at 70 FPS

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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🐦 Sean Murray (@NoMansSky) tweeted: We apologise for the extra days wait this means for North America. Steam page will updated to reflect this asap

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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STAHHHP

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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!nms

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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🐦 Sean Murray (@NoMansSky) tweeted: There are reasons we have to be tight lipped at times. I'm sorry for the confusion caused :(

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Release countdown:
🖥 Steam (release time is always 17:00 GMT)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 18 hours 8 minutes.
Asia, UK, NZ: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 6 days 18 hours 8 minutes.
🌏 Rest of the world: 10th August 17:00 GMT - 4 days 18 hours 8 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 04:00 GMT - 3 days 5 hours 8 minutes.
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 3 days 15 hours 8 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 3 days 23 hours 8 minutes.

sweet pelican Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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PC ON AUGUST 12th WTF I NEED TO GET A WII U NOW

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WTF WTF WTF WTF

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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lol thats gonna need to be reset

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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:P:

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OMG

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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should be 7 days now

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you're gonna die in 7 days gg

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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they are actually lizards

sweet pelican Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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but um mzku

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ps4

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on tuesday

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😄

tranquil plover Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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@glass hill ¯_(ツ)_/¯

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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yea i know he said pc o.o

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:52 PM

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they just hide it obv and id mate with the females

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as long as they kept the cloaking on

sweet pelican Aug 5, 2016, 10:53 PM

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@outer token im trying to contain my salt for not being a PCMR by saying the ps4 release date is on tuesday

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:53 PM

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LOL

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 10:53 PM

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Now all you fuccbois get to feel what it was like for me to find out it was Delayed in the UK first

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:53 PM

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there it is

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not the first, but the second true god

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:53 PM

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its one of the benefits of self control :3 nothing to be salty about if you werent hyping it in the first place

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:53 PM

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has spoken

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:54 PM

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ive been waiting 2+ years for this game. 3 days couldnt possibly phase me 😄

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:54 PM

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it already has

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u are sheep

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:54 PM

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somebody asked that earlier

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:54 PM

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jk but seriously

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:54 PM

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"what's your hype level for this game"

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:54 PM

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over 9000

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:54 PM

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mine: 0. im EXCITED for this game. im happy to play it when its out

upbeat shale Aug 5, 2016, 10:54 PM

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100%

wind zealot Aug 5, 2016, 10:54 PM

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What am I supposed to do those extra days, work?

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:54 PM

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but hype? its beneath me

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:55 PM

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i cant wait not to talk to lizards 10/10 IGN

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 10:55 PM

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All good for me, a potentially great game delayed is much better than a rushed bad game released early, I will wait as long as needed

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:55 PM

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jk i actually wish they would give me the technology they hide

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bastards

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w/e

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:55 PM

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now, here's a question im dying to know

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if harry says they're resetting the servers this sunday

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is that only for ps4 ppl?

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:56 PM

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harry potter?!

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 10:56 PM

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This new release date doesn't effect me one bit, I'm not even mad about it xD, I can't be mad if the game was already coming out on the 12th for me, get salty bois

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:56 PM

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meaning we get a completely fresh server friday?

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 10:56 PM

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^

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 10:56 PM

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Hahahaha!

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:56 PM

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ok ive gone too far and im tired of this nonsence

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 10:56 PM

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@outer token yes

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:56 PM

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i mean that sort've answers the "do we get cross platform play" question

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lol then PC stays master race lolol

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 10:57 PM

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I think it would be for PS4 early, because it would be stupid to erase a server after the game was release

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 10:57 PM

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🐦 Sean Murray (@NoMansSky) tweeted: We think a global release is best for everyone on PC. Retail forces us to be staggered on PS4

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 10:57 PM

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released*

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 10:57 PM

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I doubt we will @outer token

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:57 PM

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gonna show you why soon as i find it, 1 sec

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pucker your buttholes

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:57 PM

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😈

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 10:57 PM

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butthole puckered

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:57 PM

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tight is right

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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lol so much this: http://puu.sh/qrdzD/fbbab4f7ea.jpg

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"what's that mean?" simple

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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I would wager they wipe servers on release day, to have everyone's progress the same, so the early birds don't have a headstart and maybe this update changes things with generation?

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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if that only applies to the ps4 ppl

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then you guys get stuck playing with all the guys who've been streaming and keeping discoveries offline

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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like i said, the only people that send death threats is consolers

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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:3

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i agreed with that, actually lol

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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This is such good news haha

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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cause why?

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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Man

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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I have been worried about how patchable this game is, you would hope game mechanics are on a different set of code to the world gen

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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console ppl the only ones to get mad

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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peasants!!!

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 10:58 PM

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the PC users are going be crying all weekend

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people took time off too

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haha

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:59 PM

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but fear the peasant

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 10:59 PM

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fucking rekt

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 10:59 PM

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for they shall grow

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and overcome

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 10:59 PM

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I have the soundtrack, that has sated my hunger until release 😛

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 10:59 PM

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Imagine being told the delay is 3-4 days before

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and you booked time off work 2-8 weeks ago

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and you can't get it back

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lmao

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 11:00 PM

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it is wise to not call them peasants and to call them simply "brain deads"

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:00 PM

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I am glad I am still studying full time

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:00 PM

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@knotty delta easy now

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:00 PM

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And that my course is 80% homework

knotty delta Aug 5, 2016, 11:00 PM

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for brain deads never advance in life

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ok ill stop

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lol

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:00 PM

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Play whatever you find fun, that is my motto

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:00 PM

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^

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:01 PM

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some people find serial murder fun

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:01 PM

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I know I do

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Oh wait

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:01 PM

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^

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:01 PM

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No I don't

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:02 PM

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I been playing 7 days to die

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:02 PM

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You guys barely know me at all, I could be some messed up serial murderer and you would NEVER KNOW!!! hootCreep

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 11:02 PM

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🐦 Sean Murray (@NoMansSky) tweeted: I'm here tonight adding support for 21:9 monitors. We don't even have one. I've stuck some cardboard to the side of mine ¯_(シ)_/¯

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🐦 Sean Murray (@NoMansSky) tweeted: If you are a reviewer/streamer on PC, we'll be setting up a keymailer for you. We'd love you to play as soon as it's ready. BUT NOT BEFORE

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:02 PM

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Nice

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:02 PM

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😮

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!!!

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:03 PM

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hootCreep

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:03 PM

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why'd i just get an erection o.o

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oh seany poo<3

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talk dirty to me

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:03 PM

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Erection? hootCreep

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:03 PM

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No I'm not getting anyone a key bugger off

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Before that starts

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:03 PM

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I really hope that NMS has cross platform

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:03 PM

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Seriously I love this emote hootCreep

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:03 PM

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so the downside of playing on PS4

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is that all of your progress gets whiped

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:03 PM

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muddy hands, sand, ashes and debris, public toilets and a homeless man.

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:04 PM

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Well the people that didn't get it early probably won't notice

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:04 PM

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Time to read reddit posts

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Got my dick out and everything

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:04 PM

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I am pretty sure the PS4 servers would be hosted by Sony? While PC would be a different server?

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:04 PM

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@glass hill http://puu.sh/qrdzD/fbbab4f7ea.jpg

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only the online discoveries, sadly

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:05 PM

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@primal fjord They are all hosted by Hello Games

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:05 PM

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thing is, from what we know about offline play, all the ppl need to do is wait till the servers are reset then re-upload their discoveries

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issat right?

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:05 PM

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Ahh Cheers 😛

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:06 PM

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and actually this is all moot to the ppl who never played online to begin with

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:06 PM

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Think discoveries will be cross platform?

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:06 PM

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Well I hope it is anyway, Sony wouldn't even dare pay for those xD

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:06 PM

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sure hope not

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now that would suck

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well, until NMS online comes out

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but that shouldnt be till later in the year right?

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and that's more of an app, i think?

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:07 PM

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Yeah I do too, because the PS4 players will have a head start in naming stuff, but that really shouldn't make a difference considering how huge the galaxy/universe is

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:07 PM

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NMS is online technically

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:07 PM

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...

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talking about the app NMS Online

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:07 PM

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I highly doubt the PS4 has their own server unless they decided to do it for security reasons from PC users ruining the PS4 universe

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:07 PM

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Thats going to be a app ?

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:07 PM

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...

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:07 PM

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but no most the time most games are not hosted on Sony Servers

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:07 PM

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somebody link him pls

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:07 PM

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it's not MS where they force it

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:07 PM

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Kane I bet PC players will hunt down PS4 players

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Wouldn't suprise me

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:08 PM

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I bet there be so much cheating

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that it will not matter what happens

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will all end up going offline

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lol

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:08 PM

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anybody?

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anybody got the NMS Online link info again?

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i dont have it

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:08 PM

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I am gonna be doing my own thing, but if I meet a friendly face, we need a code to show we mean no harm

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:08 PM

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link it to @glass hill if you do

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:09 PM

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Might never have to use it, but a code would be nice

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:09 PM

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https://www.reddit.com/r/NoMansSkyTheGame/comments/4wd48y/pc_release_confirmed_as_august_12/d660u6x

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 11:09 PM

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⬆ <skalnik> PC Release confirmed as August 12 [posted 22 min ago, 173 comments, score: 136]

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:09 PM

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LOL

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best reply yet

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:10 PM

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Whenever I think "Master Race" I think of that Doctor Who episode where The Master changed everyone into him

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The only Master race is the people that accept that people can play on whatever they want

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:10 PM

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COUGH EMULATION

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:11 PM

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whenever i think of master race i think of this video, specifically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 11:11 PM

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⬆ 🎞 [ZwiReK Beats] Allahu Trapbar | Arabic | Trap | Beat | Compilation video [2:51] - 42 weeks ago

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:11 PM

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https://gyazo.com/b6505cd454487210c065d52bc289c983

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:12 PM

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I will admit, I got a chuckle out of that, and yes I am a horrible person

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:12 PM

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:/

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:12 PM

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Same here Jaiden

mint spear Aug 5, 2016, 11:12 PM

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I don't get it

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They had more than 2 fucking weeks

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to change the dates

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to clarify

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What the fuck

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:12 PM

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Yes

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:12 PM

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cuz reasons

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:12 PM

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They are 100% at fault but

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guess what the good news is

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It's reddit so those people will be downvoted

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:13 PM

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fresh servers for pc

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oh

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lol fuck does reddit have to do with it, this time?

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:13 PM

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I get to laugh at my friend Boodron as he was excited for the 9th ?

mint spear Aug 5, 2016, 11:13 PM

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This pisses me off

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:13 PM

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it should but no you must be a fanboy

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Please bottle that anger

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:13 PM

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"THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!" OMG HAHAHA!

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:14 PM

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say it. say those mighty words that will strike sean murray down with furious anger. say "pre order cancelled, muthafucka"

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:14 PM

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really annoying to tell us at the last minute

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:14 PM

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@mint spear I'm just thinking all those poor fucking fools who took a day off from work lol

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:14 PM

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^

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:14 PM

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I am glad I didn't need to 😛

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:14 PM

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sigh

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:15 PM

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i will always maintain they were poor fucking fools FOR taking days off of work for a video game, not because the date for launch of said videogame was changed.

mint spear Aug 5, 2016, 11:15 PM

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I'm just thinking about how WW3 will prob start before I even get a chance to play this fucking game

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:15 PM

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changing my rainmeter countdown again

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:15 PM

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People can book them off about 2 weeks before the release

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This has been almost never heard of

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having a delay 3 days before

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lol

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:15 PM

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They really should've prepared for Worst case scenario which was the 12th..

mint spear Aug 5, 2016, 11:15 PM

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I wouldn't surprised if suddenly the game can't be released at all

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Idk about you guys, but life always does this shit to me

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:15 PM

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And yes it's considered a delay because they run the Steam Page it's their date not a retailers predicted date

mint spear Aug 5, 2016, 11:16 PM

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It's why I'm very pissed and frustrated

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:16 PM

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game cancelled. thanks for coming, everybody, best of luck to ya. you aint gotta go home, but you gotta get the hell up outta hurr 😄

glass hill Aug 5, 2016, 11:16 PM

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The release date was already the 12th for me, I can't give anymore fucks

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:16 PM

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Best part

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Watch them not change the date for another 1-2 days

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:16 PM

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@outer token Do not pass go, do not collect 200 credits

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:16 PM

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people don't follow the forums or reddit etc

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:16 PM

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units*

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:16 PM

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they go to the steam store page order it and wait for it to come out

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:17 PM

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Dang hootPALM

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:17 PM

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😄

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:17 PM

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very few people actually use the social media stuff

mint spear Aug 5, 2016, 11:17 PM

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I'm prob gonna die on the 11th or some shit.

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:17 PM

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nah

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Were going to talk about the ethic issue that this has caused to society and get anonymous involved

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That way they can keep the servers busy till the 12th

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😛

hardy drift Aug 5, 2016, 11:19 PM

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!nms

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 11:19 PM

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Release countdown:
🖥 Steam (release time is always 17:00 GMT)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 17 hours 41 minutes.
Asia, UK, NZ: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 6 days 17 hours 41 minutes.
🌏 Rest of the world: 10th August 17:00 GMT - 4 days 17 hours 41 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 04:00 GMT - 3 days 4 hours 41 minutes.
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 3 days 14 hours 41 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 3 days 22 hours 41 minutes.

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:19 PM

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@timid talon Doctor

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Steam Dates are wrong

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😦

hardy drift Aug 5, 2016, 11:19 PM

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They are? 👀

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:19 PM

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where have you been?

hardy drift Aug 5, 2016, 11:19 PM

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Under a rock

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:20 PM

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Sean just confirmed world wide 12th

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he finally came out of his rock

trail crater Aug 5, 2016, 11:20 PM

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sade

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The only thing that makes me feel better about this 3 day delay is that I submitted it first to reddit

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DAT KARMA

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:20 PM

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I guess the amount of money he was floating in was hard for him to reach his keyboard lol

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:21 PM

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so how is everybody doing

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:22 PM

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gud

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:22 PM

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Good

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Lots of lubricant right now.

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@weak moth How is the mode queue looking

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mod*

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:23 PM

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it's empty

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:)

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but we getting lots of shitposts in /new about the PC release confirmed for the 12th

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:23 PM

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haha

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What is some the best ones so far?

trail crater Aug 5, 2016, 11:24 PM

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of course… 💤

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:24 PM

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fighting reddit by moonlight, feeding lizards by daylight, never running from a trollfight, they are the mods of N-M-S (discord)

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:24 PM

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I mean all things considering whoever posted the Delay Date was the biggest shit post 😛

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:24 PM

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I'm okay with the delay

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because they are adding 21:9 support

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:D

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:24 PM

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I have no issues with it

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In fact I was about to work on a 7 days 2 die server

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perfect timing

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:25 PM

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I have no issues with the delay

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just fuck sony

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:25 PM

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same

boreal bluff Aug 5, 2016, 11:25 PM

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The delay totally screwed up my schedule

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:25 PM

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im ok with it so long as its not xplatform

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:25 PM

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But I lost a lot of respect to hello games for it. Was really uncalled for. Delay is fine being a douche 3 days before was not lol

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:25 PM

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it's not hello games fault

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:25 PM

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Yes it is

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Once again

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:26 PM

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sony is

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:26 PM

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Oh if you guys didn't notice already, Brainfarts and I go hand in hand

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:26 PM

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if you sell your fucking self to the devil

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:26 PM

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the one to blame

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:26 PM

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you pay for it

trail crater Aug 5, 2016, 11:26 PM

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I mean if they could've updated the website, I feel like they should've been able to say something

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or at least update Steam

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:26 PM

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Stop acting like Christians lol

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Always blaming someone else

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:26 PM

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what do you mean

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:26 PM

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ever?

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:26 PM

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they can't say anything if they are told not to

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:26 PM

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Sean was not held at gun point to shake Sony's hand

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He made a deal with Sony

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if that effected changing a release date and I highly doubt it

trail crater Aug 5, 2016, 11:27 PM

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Their website said it was releasing world wide on the 12th on PC

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That's them saying something

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:27 PM

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then it would sitll be his fault

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That too

trail crater Aug 5, 2016, 11:27 PM

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People just wanted confirmation since Steam still said 9th

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:27 PM

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If he changed his own site to reflect the change

trail crater Aug 5, 2016, 11:27 PM

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They could've updated Steam too

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:27 PM

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and once again

boreal bluff Aug 5, 2016, 11:27 PM

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Steam was just updated

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:27 PM

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Steam is only ran by Hello Games

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:27 PM

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k, again, dont think anybody is upset about the release date. most ppl are only concerned with how long it took before getting the info

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that's it, bruh

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:28 PM

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Yes

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like I said and seans a bitch 😛

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Should be bowing to David Braben

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:29 PM

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Oh if you guys are ever thinking of checking of the NMS discussion forum on steam, I will make it easy for you.. Don't...

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:30 PM

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lol

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we have had that warning out for a while Jaiden

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same with Reddit 😛

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Pretty much since the big drama hit funny enough about Hello Games wording game on their site

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everything went to shit lol

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:31 PM

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I mean I am glad I can have a civilized conversation with you guys here, this is a much better place to speculate and talk

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:31 PM

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yeah the steam discussions are filled with SEAN MURRAY IS A LIAR

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😂

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:32 PM

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Even before the big leak it is bloody shocking... I have a feeling it is where all the people that hate the game corroborate

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:32 PM

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Hey at least it's something they can agree on

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normally it's fighting back and forth

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lol

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:33 PM

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Steam finally updated to the 12th now

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:33 PM

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until somebody realizes and points out the whole date thing got started after somebody realized on the NMS website it said 12th

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:33 PM

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Steam needs to restrict those forums to people who preordered, so it isn't a huge cesspool of trolls

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:33 PM

#

gunter nms

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 11:33 PM

#

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam (release time is always 17:00 GMT)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 17 hours 27 minutes.
Asia, UK, NZ: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 6 days 17 hours 27 minutes.
🌏 Rest of the world: 10th August 17:00 GMT - 4 days 17 hours 27 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 04:00 GMT - 3 days 4 hours 27 minutes.
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 3 days 14 hours 27 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 3 days 22 hours 27 minutes.

trail crater Aug 5, 2016, 11:33 PM

#

Steam should probably just nuke their forums

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:33 PM

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@timid talon might want to fix the times when you can

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:33 PM

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Do you know much linkage their forums give them on google?

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:33 PM

#

#gabedontcare

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:33 PM

#

GUYS

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

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Oh fondly enough, the Australian steam says the 13th, do with that as you will

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

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lol

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

#

Hi Mr Murray

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

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I have some bad news.

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

#

we know

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

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do tell?

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

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Your mom sucks anus we know

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

#

whatever could it be?

errant hazel Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

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ps4 version delayed to june 21st 2017

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

#

Hello Mr Murray sir 😛

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

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But could she not wait till I had the enema?

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

#

did you fail to save 15% or more on your car insurance by switching to geico?

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:34 PM

#

I burnt my hand really bad yesterday, so i won't be able to play NMS on release day the same as all of you ) :

#

I can play with only one hand.

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:35 PM

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that's what she said.

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:35 PM

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im typitng with one hand.

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typos inbound

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:35 PM

#

You must've been fapping pretty fast to cause enought friction to burn it

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:35 PM

#

that's ok you have experience using only one hand anyway

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:36 PM

#

yeah

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:36 PM

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:)

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:36 PM

#

i can use like the fingertips of my right hand, but thats about it

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:36 PM

#

itsk at least you have a few extra days to heal up now 😄

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:37 PM

#

steam forums currently losing their minds

mint yew Aug 5, 2016, 11:37 PM

#

!nms

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 11:37 PM

#

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam (release time is always 17:00 GMT)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 17 hours 23 minutes.
Asia, UK, NZ: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 6 days 17 hours 23 minutes.
🌏 Rest of the world: 10th August 17:00 GMT - 4 days 17 hours 23 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 04:00 GMT - 3 days 4 hours 23 minutes.
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 3 days 14 hours 23 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 3 days 22 hours 23 minutes.

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:37 PM

#

should be FULLY healed by wednesday, i even asked the doctor if i could take it off on tuesday, and he stressed i keep it on.

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:37 PM

#

When aren't they losing their minds...

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:37 PM

#

📎 steam.png

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:37 PM

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@cinder zenith you are aware pc got delayed again, right?

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:37 PM

#

I have eye cancer now

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:37 PM

#

Cancelling a preorder on principle... JFC

mint yew Aug 5, 2016, 11:38 PM

#

HAHAHAHA

#

XDD

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:38 PM

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class action lawsuit lol

#

LOL now that's good

#

hahahahaha that might be the best one ive seen in a bit

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:38 PM

#

"Hey I am excited for this game, but I am gonna cancel the preorder early just because I have to wait longer"

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:38 PM

#

This is brill

#

PC players aren't mad at all

thick fulcrum Aug 5, 2016, 11:38 PM

#

HAHAHA

#

GET MAD

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:38 PM

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Perfectly calm people for sure

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

well, im not. it didnt really dawn on me the rest of them would be ravenous

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!!

unborn sable Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

Sorry if this has been answered: are physical copies of PS4 delayed for US?

crystal token Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

it's stupid but what can you do?

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

@unborn sable no

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

laugh at their pain

#

mostly 😄

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

hahahaha....ow...my hand.

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

LOL

unborn sable Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

@oblique pelican ok, I thought so, cause my store has them in already

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

I may have a calm exterior about the PC delay, but I am screaming internally

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

sub is mad https://puu.sh/qrfQi/7bf8b81f13.png

crystal token Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

i am screaming all over.

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:39 PM

#

Then that seems like a really stupid question

unborn sable Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

So tell me against why PCMR is PC Master Race?

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

i feel like that user report was from wes LOL

unborn sable Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

*again

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

christ https://puu.sh/qrfSy/b75762e9ec.png

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

Ps4 hype (^.^)/

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

Because PC Mustard Race is funnier 😛

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

Lol

trail crater Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

oh NMS is a gake now

#

I like cake

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

"this gake"

crystal token Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

what? lol. ban all the pc users because THEY are elitists? omg.

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

@weak moth you're gonna have a fun night

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

@weak moth http://steamcommunity.com/app/275850/discussions/0/360671583798714880/

#

😛

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

well im all about that gake, bout that gake, no treble 😛

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:40 PM

#

lmao what

mint yew Aug 5, 2016, 11:41 PM

#

BAN THE ELITISTS, CONSOLE WAR NOW

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:41 PM

#

They call it No Man's Sky because no mortal man is supposed to play this game 😛

exotic ferry Aug 5, 2016, 11:41 PM

#

i think i'm a bit unhappy now

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:41 PM

#

oh wow..

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:41 PM

#

They are delaying it to save us people!!

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:41 PM

#

oh no

crystal token Aug 5, 2016, 11:41 PM

#

cat's out of the bag now about the real totally not fake sean murray

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:41 PM

#

@gilded prairie WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:41 PM

#

they're gonna come in and see our list of seans and lose their nutty lil minds 😄

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:42 PM

#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHCdKb5UWc

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:42 PM

#

Welcome @thin stratus :D

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 11:42 PM

#

⬆ 🎞 [Danny Foots] The Dark Knight - Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn [1:01] - 6 years 14 weeks ago

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:42 PM

#

OH GOD WHAY!!

mighty rose Aug 5, 2016, 11:42 PM

#

~woo

prisma yokeBOT Aug 5, 2016, 11:42 PM

#

\o/

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:42 PM

#

Funny thing most people on steam would think discord is a virus lol

#

were pretty safe

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:42 PM

#

welcome new mod. just in time to suit up for battle. its about to get bloody 😄

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:42 PM

#

Should rename the group to "Guess which one is the real Sean Murray" 😛

#

The answer is "None of them"

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:43 PM

#

'on a scale of 1 - fully bearded, how sean are you?'

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:43 PM

#

I would say about a 5

#

But that is a record for me

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:44 PM

#

oh, awkward on stages, eh?

#

that's fair

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:44 PM

#

Nah it is just horribly patchy

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:44 PM

#

I have a feeling most of our seans have yet to even grow hair down below lol

weak gust Aug 5, 2016, 11:44 PM

#

!nms

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 11:44 PM

#

Release countdown:
🖥 Steam (release time is always 17:00 GMT)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 17:00 GMT - 3 days 17 hours 15 minutes.
Asia, UK, NZ: 12th August 17:00 GMT - 6 days 17 hours 15 minutes.
🌏 Rest of the world: 10th August 17:00 GMT - 4 days 17 hours 15 minutes.
🎮 PSN (releases at midnight local time in most countries)
🇺🇸 US: 9th August 04:00 GMT - 3 days 4 hours 15 minutes.
🇦🇺 Australia: 9th August 14:00 GMT - 3 days 14 hours 15 minutes.
🇪🇺 Europe: 9th August 22:00 GMT - 3 days 22 hours 15 minutes.

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:44 PM

#

I'm fully bearded

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

*i t

#

ak

#

e

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

@timid talon

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

sorry

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

And have proved my Sean Murrayness

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

You have a full bear?!!

#

It has grown so huge, you can confuse it for a bear now

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

I do

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

I use to have a beard like him but it was annoying when I kept eating my hairs

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

i think @timid talon is simply following the trends: he'll show up 3 days before launch to fix the counter

#

~lenny

prisma yokeBOT Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

And my wife does

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

If anyone is Sean Murray, it's Sean Murray.

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:45 PM

#

^^

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:46 PM

#

I could be a stand in for Sean Murray

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:46 PM

#

so could a muppet

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:46 PM

#

Take all the PC abuse

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:46 PM

#

just sayin

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:46 PM

#

For money of course

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:46 PM

#

Fun fact, I actually live on the Murray

oblique pelican Aug 5, 2016, 11:46 PM

#

@Mzku except they're all Swedish

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:46 PM

#

My town has a river called The Murray River going through it 😛

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:47 PM

#

done: http://puu.sh/qrgeY/b200183c5e.jpg next question.

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:47 PM

#

OMG it is a Sean Muppet!!

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:47 PM

#

time to afk 😃

#

Independence.Day.Resurgence.2016.HC.HDRip.XViD.AC3-ETRG

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:48 PM

#

I wonder how Hello Games are gonna stop all the GOG pirates

#

Being all DRM free and all

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:49 PM

#

with GOG fighters?

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:49 PM

#

they did

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:49 PM

#

They would be like GOG damn it!

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:49 PM

#

Many people who pirate PC games don't do it for the lack of money

#

but for early copies or region lock issues

#

Now everyone releases the same date

#

Not only that

#

but 95% of all games are cracked within the first 72 hours

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:50 PM

#

Usually the good news is, if someone likes a game and can buy it, they will go from pirating it to purchasing it

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:51 PM

#

fuck

#

I can't watch independents day

#

it has a female president

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:52 PM

#

somebody is abusing the report button on people talking about the PC delay

#

oops, that is supposed to be in #146103351182884864

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:52 PM

#

give them the "T"

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:52 PM

#

I am scared of watching Idiocracy because I keep hearing about how that movie is getting more and more plausable by the day

gilded prairie Aug 5, 2016, 11:53 PM

#

@weak moth Sorry I will help balance it off by reporting all PS4 chat

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:53 PM

#

lmao

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:53 PM

#

its the only movie to ever start off as a comedy* and end up as a documentary

mint yew Aug 5, 2016, 11:53 PM

#

this is bullshit

#

they delayed it again

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:54 PM

#

its ok friend.

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:54 PM

#

nooooo Kane

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:54 PM

#

You will soon play it.

mint yew Aug 5, 2016, 11:54 PM

#

@cinder zenith I hope you have a good bunker

weak moth Aug 5, 2016, 11:54 PM

#

I'll punch you in the mouth

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:54 PM

#

sean told me, specifically, they delayed it because of your knees :\

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:55 PM

#

I don't have a bunker, so can i borrow one? I have like 20 bucks.

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:55 PM

#

buy 20 bucks worth of canned soup and stack them in front of you as a shield/storage

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:56 PM

#

Good plan

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:56 PM

#

I have alot of ramen too, thanks.

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:56 PM

#

This Sean is PROTECTED!!

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:56 PM

#

ramen doesnt come in lead packages, silly

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:56 PM

#

gunter Nyeh

#

Depends on where you get it, @outer token

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:56 PM

#

😮

#

you, too.. are truly wise

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:57 PM

#

gunter pull

pliant fjordBOT Aug 5, 2016, 11:57 PM

#

@karmic nimbus pull the 360 controller?

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:57 PM

#

gunter NYEH

karmic nimbus Aug 5, 2016, 11:57 PM

#

yes

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:57 PM

#

RIP

mint yew Aug 5, 2016, 11:57 PM

#

I have a penis, those kness were from my ex

#

Time for the truth

#

I'm so furious I can't lie anymore

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:57 PM

#

you cut off your ex's knees in a triggered rage?

#

so brutal!

mint yew Aug 5, 2016, 11:57 PM

#

more or less

#

not so far

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:58 PM

#

sean, you have ruined society 😭

mint yew Aug 5, 2016, 11:58 PM

#

Sean was a mistake

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:58 PM

#

Buddy chum pal, why not take your anger out on the Steam community forums? It's a great place to vent anger.

outer token Aug 5, 2016, 11:58 PM

#

shakes fists at the sky

mint yew Aug 5, 2016, 11:58 PM

#

@cinder zenith lol I saw

full stirrup Aug 5, 2016, 11:58 PM

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:58 PM

#

Ikr.

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:58 PM

#

Impatient people are like...

#

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

full stirrup Aug 5, 2016, 11:59 PM

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯: how to express emotion on the steam fourms effectivily, and fast.

thick fulcrum Aug 5, 2016, 11:59 PM

#

Me right now o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:59 PM

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

full stirrup Aug 5, 2016, 11:59 PM

#

me all the time: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

cinder zenith Aug 5, 2016, 11:59 PM

#

¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)_/¯

full stirrup Aug 5, 2016, 11:59 PM

#

¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯¯_(ツ)/¯

primal fjord Aug 5, 2016, 11:59 PM

#

Me right now ¯_ hootCreep _/¯

mint yew Aug 5, 2016, 11:59 PM

#

_>

full stirrup Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

primal fjord Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

#

¯_ obeGasm _/¯

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

#

would somebody be so gracious as to make a steam forum post for me? i would like to contribute to the insanity without actually participating

full stirrup Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

primal fjord Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

#

\ obeGasm /

full stirrup Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

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title: ive figured it out!!. OP: now i know why they call it the STEAM forums: http://puu.sh/qrgQF/6137b7e871.jpg

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and then walk away.

mint yew Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

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https://i.imgur.com/Vy7ShGa.jpg

full stirrup Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

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**¯_(ツ)/¯**_

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:00 AM

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😄 do this for me...

full stirrup Aug 6, 2016, 12:01 AM

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

primal fjord Aug 6, 2016, 12:01 AM

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

mint spear Aug 6, 2016, 12:01 AM

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sigh

primal fjord Aug 6, 2016, 12:01 AM

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┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

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Gotta clean up after myself

full stirrup Aug 6, 2016, 12:01 AM

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always

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im sorry, but i sexually identify as a ¯_(ツ)_/¯, do not call me "he" call me ツ

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 12:02 AM

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LMAOOO in Independence day their having a live cam chat and it goes offline (losses connection) and it says thanks for using QQ

mint yew Aug 6, 2016, 12:02 AM

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saved

primal fjord Aug 6, 2016, 12:03 AM

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QQ

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 12:03 AM

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Reminds me of a lot of QQ today

full stirrup Aug 6, 2016, 12:03 AM

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:03 AM

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Hey guys i just put together a nice pc to be able to run NMS on low settings. What do you guys think

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http://pcpartpicker.com/list/8WdK4C

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I really put my budget to mind on this one

mint yew Aug 6, 2016, 12:04 AM

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I think you will have to wait more

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Let me check

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:04 AM

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dang. I maybe need a USB stick too huh

mint yew Aug 6, 2016, 12:04 AM

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Reported

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:04 AM

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I'll look into it

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:04 AM

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RIP Hand some year-2016

gleaming latch Aug 6, 2016, 12:04 AM

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you'll have to ask the subreddit, they're better at answering those things

mint yew Aug 6, 2016, 12:04 AM

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Check the link

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The guy is trolling

gleaming latch Aug 6, 2016, 12:05 AM

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i know

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:05 AM

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trolling? holy hell

mint yew Aug 6, 2016, 12:05 AM

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No fun allowed anymore on this Discord

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:05 AM

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it's a joke. laugh.

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oh wait i'm being trolled now

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got me good

mint yew Aug 6, 2016, 12:05 AM

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No laugh, only salt

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:05 AM

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who put you in charge?

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give me names

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:05 AM

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the foreman of the salt mines

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:05 AM

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fair enough

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:06 AM

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USB Stick

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:06 AM

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alright, i'm joining the salt mines

gleaming latch Aug 6, 2016, 12:06 AM

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was just joking about how much the sub loves pc questions

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:06 AM

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JOKING?!

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i'm already bored of this salt thingy

errant hazel Aug 6, 2016, 12:07 AM

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im sorry for keeping the secret so long

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I am the actual sean murray

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I didnt want anyone to know

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:07 AM

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o shit waddup

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:07 AM

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I'm making a patch so all fuel for all technology is salt. Better start mining!

celest pivot Aug 6, 2016, 12:07 AM

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When I nerd the fuck out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXENyhFMrxk

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:07 AM

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hey you mind sending me the game cheers

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 12:07 AM

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⬆ 🎞 [UnlistedLeaf] The Real Life PokeBall [6:46] - 1 week ago

primal fjord Aug 6, 2016, 12:07 AM

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@vivid epoch not good enough, you need another 5 Xeons and 20 SSDs

errant hazel Aug 6, 2016, 12:07 AM

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@vivid epoch banned

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:07 AM

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shit i knew it

errant hazel Aug 6, 2016, 12:07 AM

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no game for you

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:07 AM

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😄

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:08 AM

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Sorry, last time we sent someone an early copy of the game (out of kindness), it sold for 2k on Ebay.

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:08 AM

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oh right i forgot you guys don't want to drown in too much money

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you need the money to be level you know. for normal drowning purposes

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:09 AM

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💰 💰 💰 💰 💰

primal fjord Aug 6, 2016, 12:10 AM

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I am such a huge shut in.... I just opened my front door, my eyes hurt from the sun.... it is overcast

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:10 AM

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tfw you realize Hello games could totally throw in the towel right now because of the amount of pre-order money

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:10 AM

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I started school yesterday D: D: D;

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:11 AM

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Sean goes to school?!

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that explains the delays

ember swallow Aug 6, 2016, 12:11 AM

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that explains everything

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:11 AM

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Yeah, Space School.

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Gotta learn how to be a Hyperdrive Mechanic, so when this game comes out I can move to Pluto and start a small buisness.

mint yew Aug 6, 2016, 12:12 AM

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#notallseans

primal fjord Aug 6, 2016, 12:12 AM

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Come on!! Everyone knows Sean Murray stole the superformula for No Man's Sky from an actual diety 😛

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:12 AM

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#allplanetsmatter

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:13 AM

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After that I might have tea and crumpets with Elon Musk on Mars. Then go for mini golf on the Moon.

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:13 AM

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//You have been banned from /r/nomansskythegame

mint yew Aug 6, 2016, 12:13 AM

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All of that with our pre-order money

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:13 AM

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how dare you

odd aurora Aug 6, 2016, 12:14 AM

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Anyone streaming the game right now?

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:14 AM

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No Pre-Order for you

mint yew Aug 6, 2016, 12:14 AM

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I'm so sad I'm gonna sleep in the couch

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:15 AM

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😢

weak moth Aug 6, 2016, 12:16 AM

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vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:17 AM

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Does anyone happen to have a video of the first ever showing of NMS?

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on e3 2013 or something

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:17 AM

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Aw man better go get Discord gold

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-v6R_T1hEs

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 12:17 AM

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⬆ 🎞 [GameTrailers] VGX 2013: No Man's Sky [2:27] - 2 years 34 weeks ago

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:17 AM

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vgx's

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yea

weak moth Aug 6, 2016, 12:17 AM

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outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:18 AM

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first NMS showing is the vgx premiere

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:18 AM

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Oh sweet 😃 cheers

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i just wanna analyze how much the game differs from the first ever preview

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:18 AM

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a fair bit

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i hope the textures dont look like arse on pc

weak moth Aug 6, 2016, 12:19 AM

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how is everybody

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:19 AM

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I hope there's proper mod support 😃

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:19 AM

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im dying inside cuz i asked for my role to be dark red and now i wish it were black 😭

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hint, hint hint 😄

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:19 AM

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Great 😄

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:20 AM

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im still a lil confused as to how that's gonna work

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:20 AM

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modding aint too hard even if procgen

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just need to add more stuff into it/add new items to the calculations

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:20 AM

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abilities, more likely.

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1 sec

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:21 AM

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I bet there will be a mod to replace all creature textures with sean murrays face

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Or even... planets

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:21 AM

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HOLY SHIT that world premiere trailer hypes me up so goddamn much

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:21 AM

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51:30 - updates and add-ons will not be content based, but rather new features, controls, and ways to interact with the world

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjKTJblJpw0

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 12:21 AM

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⬆ 🎞 [Game Informer] GI Show – No Man's Sky's Sean Murray Answers Community Questions [56:08] - 19 weeks ago

vivid epoch Aug 6, 2016, 12:21 AM

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oh my GOD i want the game

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:21 AM

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51:30

frosty jay Aug 6, 2016, 12:22 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_7P6L3w-Sk

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 12:22 AM

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⬆ 🎞 [VICE] Unexplained Structures: Action Bronson and Friends watch Ancient Aliens [44:03] - 1 week ago

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:23 AM

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dont look at early vids for hyping, some stuff is bound to have changed or been left out

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watch dogs anyone :p

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:23 AM

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this was march

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oo

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disregard

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recorded late 2014

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:24 AM

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2016 NMS: Microtransactions and season passes

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:25 AM

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in any case, didnt play watch dogs

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:25 AM

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So uh... lets say im overflowing with loot. Will there be some storage chest?

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 12:25 AM

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Jesus how do you win against this? http://imgur.com/a/cMzwe

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:25 AM

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Maybe your ship is a storage chest

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 12:25 AM

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Wait people are trolling without me?

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:25 AM

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sell extra stuff

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 12:25 AM

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ffs

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:26 AM

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there isnt loot though...just resources which surely stackjs

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:26 AM

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I mean if theres limited space and they stack to 99 or something

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:27 AM

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wonder if the item slots is whats limited. im assuming it wouldnt be by weight or anything

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like a cube system

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:27 AM

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i dont think theyd limit it to 99

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that seems low

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 12:28 AM

#

🐦 Sean Murray (@NoMansSky) tweeted: If you are reviewing/playing our game without our update, on a leaked copy, then please don't. It's not what players will experience.

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:28 AM

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confirm't

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but, we already knew that

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well, smarter ppl did

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 12:28 AM

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Man this is like my wildest dreams

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Everything I said is being confirmed

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Awesome

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:29 AM

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"Each player starts off with an unknown amount of storage space, but through suit upgrades the player can have a maximum of 25 inventory slots, each being able to hold one special item or up to one thousand of a stackable resource."

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Well damn

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:29 AM

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once again, was literally never worried

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yes. yes i do love saying "told you so"

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:29 AM

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idk, im taking that tweet with a pinch of salt

thick fulcrum Aug 6, 2016, 12:29 AM

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Here's a question

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:29 AM

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only cos im logical and dont wanna get burned

thick fulcrum Aug 6, 2016, 12:29 AM

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The Preorder ship

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Is it the same for everyone

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or is it the base, with proced pieces tacked on

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:30 AM

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should be, as its already named

thick fulcrum Aug 6, 2016, 12:30 AM

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😮

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:30 AM

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!eightball is the ship the same for everyone?

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 12:30 AM

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@nocturne imp 🎱 It is decidedly so.

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:30 AM

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🙃

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:30 AM

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lol even gunter knows

thick fulcrum Aug 6, 2016, 12:30 AM

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Well that's a wrap

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Can't argue with good ol' gunter

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 12:30 AM

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@thick fulcrum good night mood.

thick fulcrum Aug 6, 2016, 12:30 AM

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Yes, it's very good.

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 12:31 AM

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Would a ship this big not be so dense no matter what the earth would get knocked out of orbit... http://imgur.com/a/vcKFa

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:31 AM

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Gunter your are a very wise little pile of bolts

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 12:31 AM

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@nocturne imp wise to do something good rodney dangerfield impression

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 12:31 AM

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Lol

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:31 AM

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We talked about that man yesterday haha

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Goddamn it bot

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:32 AM

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https://twitter.com/NoMansSky/status/761720423256121344

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 12:32 AM

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⬆ 🐦 [Sean Murray] (4 min ago) If you are reviewing/playing our game without our update, on a leaked copy, then please don't. It's not what players will experience.

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:32 AM

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Get #Rekt

karmic nimbus Aug 6, 2016, 12:32 AM

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ayy lmao

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:33 AM

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deal with it (⌐■_■)

karmic nimbus Aug 6, 2016, 12:33 AM

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1200$ to beta test

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:33 AM

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i always kinda thought that's assuming alien tech relied on our understanding of gravity. there's nothing written in stone that says there arent other forces out there, and should aliens and massive ships exist, what we understand as "gravity" and "force" may simply not apply

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i mean, they are firing laser and photon cannons right?

thick fulcrum Aug 6, 2016, 12:33 AM

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:^)

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https://twitter.com/NoMansSky/status/761720423256121344

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 12:33 AM

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⬆ 🐦 [Sean Murray] (6 min ago) If you are reviewing/playing our game without our update, on a leaked copy, then please don't. It's not what players will experience.

thick fulcrum Aug 6, 2016, 12:33 AM

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Sorry I'm late

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:^)))

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:34 AM

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i was just learning about the magnus effect yesterday

cinder zenith Aug 6, 2016, 12:34 AM

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In conclusion: Science ( but also Sci-Fi) BITCH.

fallen swan Aug 6, 2016, 12:34 AM

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We have no evidence that these planets exist, but our evide- the data shows, our tortograph shows that the probability is that they do exist, not that they don't

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:34 AM

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uses the same principles of lift and drag, but in a different way

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:35 AM

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I want to know if the different ship classes will look different

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Like the cargo trader ship; Will it have a giant booty?

sturdy apex Aug 6, 2016, 12:36 AM

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HYPE TRAIN IS NOW FTL!

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 12:36 AM

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"Different styles of ship have different Cargo Holds. Trader class ships have the largest cargo holds, followed by Explorer class ships, then finally Fighter class ships."

thick fulcrum Aug 6, 2016, 12:38 AM

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Makes sense

swift bison Aug 6, 2016, 12:41 AM

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AY

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JDJWKZ

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THE LATEST TWEET FROM SEAN

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YES

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Im probs very late

inner vector Aug 6, 2016, 12:41 AM

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us getting the game tomorrow?

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idk sorry, didnt see the tweet

errant hazel Aug 6, 2016, 12:42 AM

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which latest tweet

sturdy apex Aug 6, 2016, 12:43 AM

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https://twitter.com/NoMansSky/status/761720423256121344

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 12:43 AM

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⬆ 🐦 [Sean Murray] (15 min ago) If you are reviewing/playing our game without our update, on a leaked copy, then please don't. It's not what players will experience.

sturdy apex Aug 6, 2016, 12:43 AM

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The hype drive is at full speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed choochooooooo

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:44 AM

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im hyped again but will wait for launch to not get burned

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 12:44 AM

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Haha, that Sean Murray twat is a punk bitch

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:44 AM

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dont read too much into it, it wont be tons of stuff in an update

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but itll fix issues and probably activate locked features

swift bison Aug 6, 2016, 12:44 AM

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No

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I mean

celest pivot Aug 6, 2016, 12:44 AM

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01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 http://binarytranslator.com/

swift bison Aug 6, 2016, 12:44 AM

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The one where he says the leaked copies arent the latest version

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And therefore contain bugs

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:45 AM

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yeh but it also wont be a complete overhaul of everything :p

swift bison Aug 6, 2016, 12:45 AM

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Oh yeah

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Thats the one u sent

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Whoops

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Ye ik

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I would be happy with the one from the leaked copies either way

errant hazel Aug 6, 2016, 12:46 AM

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yeeeeeey pc reviews

swift bison Aug 6, 2016, 12:47 AM

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WAT

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WHERE

#

WHO

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WHEN

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WHAT

karmic nimbus Aug 6, 2016, 12:47 AM

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there arent any pc reviews

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 12:48 AM

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Ohh I know why people saying sean is lying lol

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:48 AM

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theres no pc info at all

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 12:48 AM

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Cuz he said at E3

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that PC/PS4 was the same day

hallow tendon Aug 6, 2016, 12:48 AM

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difference between lieing and people reading more into whats he saying than he really is

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 12:48 AM

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I could not figure why they kept calling him a liar lol

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 12:51 AM

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Listen up fuckers

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I'm horny.

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:51 AM

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i dont believe you.

swift bison Aug 6, 2016, 12:51 AM

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Ok

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:51 AM

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prove it.

swift bison Aug 6, 2016, 12:51 AM

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^

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Prove

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It

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 12:51 AM

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In order for No Man's Sky to not receive another delay, you must pay tribute via anal fingerings.

swift bison Aug 6, 2016, 12:51 AM

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Is that it?

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 12:51 AM

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Yes.

swift bison Aug 6, 2016, 12:52 AM

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Damn

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Pre order cancelled

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Expected more challenge

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Too easy

calm crest Aug 6, 2016, 12:52 AM

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glad i went with my gut and ordered it on ps4 rather than listen to people on here. I would have wasted another 3 days of my holiday week doing nothing.

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 12:53 AM

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My anus is an acidic hellhole where many children have lost their manhood.

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:53 AM

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your anus is chicago?

swift bison Aug 6, 2016, 12:53 AM

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gg well played

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 12:54 AM

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Will you pay tribute?

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Stay tuned for a series of marketing videos about my anus. I will call them "Shafts"

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Hear me, peasants!

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I am nearing climax!

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Shall I jizz on the office cat!?

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 12:57 AM

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What the fuck is wrong with you

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 12:57 AM

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What is wrong with YOU!?

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 12:58 AM

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I don't find jizzing on cats sexually arousing? Or something a normal human being would do

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 12:58 AM

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Whoa, art thou irate!?

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 12:58 AM

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mm. what if you were jizzing and the housecat ran past at the worst/best possible moment?

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 12:58 AM

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Irate no, think you need therapy yes

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 12:59 AM

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Calm it Jimmy

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 12:59 AM

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sad panda, pls add my anus to urs, it'd be such an honor

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if your anus is Chicago is mine one of the rich asshole neighborhoods that pretends it's part of Chicago?

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:01 AM

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Yes, now let us conjoin anuses.

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:01 AM

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do I just stick it to urs or how is the whole shebang happening

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:01 AM

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Wow I'm so excited, haven't had an anonymous sexual hookup since I started work on No Man's Sky!

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We dig in each others colons like, elbow deep, you know?

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We find something to grab.

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We like, pull.

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And tug, you know?

errant hazel Aug 6, 2016, 1:02 AM

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so I opened the chat

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and this is what I see

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:02 AM

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that's surprising to hear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:02 AM

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Then we insert our colons into eachother, you know?

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It will be, like, euphoric!

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:03 AM

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I understand senpai

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as long as I can still play NMS all day

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:03 AM

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Well, you can't...

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I delayed it again.

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Q11 3016

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 1:03 AM

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Sean are you 14 years old

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:04 AM

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Are YOU 14 years old?

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 1:04 AM

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Stop reflecting

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This aint a ship fight

karmic nimbus Aug 6, 2016, 1:04 AM

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gunter is he 14 years old?

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 1:04 AM

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@karmic nimbus (years as poisonous as they jack the next would be lacking on overwatch posts ¯_(ツ)_/¯)

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:04 AM

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I'm 41 yrs old

karmic nimbus Aug 6, 2016, 1:04 AM

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:04 AM

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:04 AM

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Listen up, plebs.

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I am as old as my ID says!

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 1:05 AM

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Gunter wisdom pours out of each of your veins

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 1:05 AM

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@nocturne imp each thumb, two party tried it would be getting the information archive.

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:05 AM

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So God has spoken

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Amen

karmic nimbus Aug 6, 2016, 1:05 AM

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http://i.imgur.com/UpMzFnQ.png

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10/10

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:05 AM

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@weak moth I saw your post about not being able to add flairs to posts we had the same problem with it in the librarianknights sub I could get the mod to message you with info if you want

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 1:06 AM

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Haha. "can someone gift me the game though"

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:06 AM

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Gunter I'm going to lay you onto the bed belly first, then sloooowly spread your penguin anus and rim it gently, before moving into aggressive tongue punches.

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 1:06 AM

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@gentle summit onto it was like how to's cause HG retail so hard even a better air cooler to properly on their powers

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 1:06 AM

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Can you please stop typing Sean

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:06 AM

#

^

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:06 AM

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not my senpai

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 1:06 AM

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This anal shit got old after I turned 13

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:06 AM

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^

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:07 AM

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Oh, would you look at that.

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:07 AM

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Is that when it started hurting more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:07 AM

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Mike Fitzgibbon's son is a nuclear physicist, and MasterCrumble doesn't like ANAAAAAAAL.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTT4EjJaLmE

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:08 AM

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@gentle summit he asked you politely to stop so do us a favour and stop with that crap eh?

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 1:08 AM

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⬆ 🎞 [Bananalitz] Anal Nelson Song [1:25] - 1 year 28 weeks ago

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:08 AM

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Actually, there was nothing polite about it.

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That please was about as real as No Man's Sky.

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 1:08 AM

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He gets his rocks off typing like a dumbass so the only choice is to leave the chat

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:08 AM

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Oh, yay!

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:08 AM

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Or get him banned

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:08 AM

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When do you leave!?

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 1:08 AM

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No, I mean stop looking at the chat

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Stop being a dumbass

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:09 AM

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You know who has no sense of humor?

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A thirteen year old.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:09 AM

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You

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Anal jokes ain't funny mate

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:09 AM

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You know who is showing a lack of humor? You two gents!

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:09 AM

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They never were and never will

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:09 AM

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Humor is purely subjective, like the size of cock your mom enjoys.

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:09 AM

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that's the voice of a quitter right there adalaar

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:09 AM

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My mom's a 26 stone woman go nuts

nocturne imp Aug 6, 2016, 1:09 AM

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Ur mum jokes. Well that settles your age

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:10 AM

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I never said I'd fuck her.

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I just said the woman had preference in penis size.

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Be nice to your mum, kiddo.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:10 AM

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Well the invite is there

drifting sorrel Aug 6, 2016, 1:10 AM

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How's this for humor?.... Someone posted it on Reddit but deleted it just as fast what whatever reason. I'm loving it!

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http://i.imgur.com/odd7Ylu.png

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Exactly how I feel after 2 delays lol

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:10 AM

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Butt jokes aren't funny.

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Tool.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:10 AM

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Dude I'm 28 and married quit the kiddo shit eh?

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:10 AM

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Dude I'm like 34, married, and have five kids.

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See how I can have fun

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And you can't

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:11 AM

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Then I feel really sorry for your wife

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:11 AM

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Your marriage must be joyless.

queen lodge Aug 6, 2016, 1:11 AM

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i swear to god every other time i look at this chat i see adalaar in the middle of some argument. when are you gonna learn to let shit go man?

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 1:11 AM

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I'm 31 and not married and don't plan on being married and following this chaotic christian system

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:11 AM

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Yeah, adalaar is pretty damn toxic.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:11 AM

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Oh for sure

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:11 AM

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I always see him starting an argument of some kind.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:11 AM

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rolls eyes

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 1:11 AM

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some would say he's anal-retentive 😄

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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Meanwhile I just cum inside and delay No Man's Sky a few times, no biggie right!?

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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sorry, that was an easy one

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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Not like I did anything wrong!

queen lodge Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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dunno who starts it, don't pay enough attention to know that, but he sure loves being in one

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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It's my life @queen lodge

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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Yeah, it's not healthy.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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Seriously

queen lodge Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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clearly

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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I can get you help @oblique pelican

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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I live to argue with morons on discord chat

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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Everyone shut the fuck up. If you want drama that is my job. Now stop it

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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There are conversion therapies for reddit snobs like yourself.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:12 AM

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Reddit snobs lol

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:13 AM

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Hey, badass, this is a no lol zone.

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You can't lol unless you're actually loling.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:13 AM

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Prob is @queen lodge I can't mute these idiots until discord fixes the mute option

celest pivot Aug 6, 2016, 1:14 AM

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To all those stupid shits that shut me down fuck off and die you were all wrong and i was trying to explain it as best i could https://twitter.com/NoMansSky/status/761720423256121344

pliant fjordBOT Aug 6, 2016, 1:14 AM

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⬆ 🐦 [Sean Murray] (46 min ago) If you are reviewing/playing our game without our update, on a leaked copy, then please don't. It's not what players will experience.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:14 AM

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So I have to see all this shit all the time

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:14 AM

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Your life must be so hard.

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How do you go on?

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Every single day, someone on the internet has... a different sense of humor.

queen lodge Aug 6, 2016, 1:14 AM

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a smarter person might just stop coming here then

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:14 AM

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OH THE HUMANITY

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:14 AM

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I like the community though

celest pivot Aug 6, 2016, 1:14 AM

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these are the responses of dumb ass suckers

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peace

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:15 AM

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Yet here you are, attacking the person who MADE your fucking No Man's Sky game.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:15 AM

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Theres just people who really don't understand what a discord chat is for

queen lodge Aug 6, 2016, 1:15 AM

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you like the community so much you spend half your time getting into internet fights 😂

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 1:15 AM

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i wonder if genicap will decide to pursue and file claims on NMS now that steam has revealed sean murray to be a liar. the only proof we had about the superformula was sean SAYING he didnt use it..but again, he's a liar now 😮

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:15 AM

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What is a Discord chat for?

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:15 AM

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@gilded prairie is edgy

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:15 AM

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Please, enlighten us.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:15 AM

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Talking about the game usually

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:15 AM

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Oh?

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Did you read up top?

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:15 AM

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Most stuff outside that is in off topic

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:15 AM

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No?

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Didn't?

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Thought so!

queen lodge Aug 6, 2016, 1:16 AM

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i don't think arguing about whether anal jokes are funny or not is talking about the game

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:16 AM

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What's this about morons in the discord chat again?

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 1:16 AM

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anal jokes are hilarious!

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:16 AM

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I see one that can't read a channel topic!

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lel

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 1:16 AM

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there. subjectivity*

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enjoy 😄

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 1:16 AM

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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes.

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I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.
Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:16 AM

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Time for a break off here I think

queen lodge Aug 6, 2016, 1:16 AM

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it runs in your genes and your jeans!

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 1:17 AM

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lol

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:17 AM

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Let you idiots enjoy your jokes

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 1:17 AM

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see? that was hilarious

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 1:17 AM

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Have you seen that new movie Constipated?
It’s not come out yet.

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:17 AM

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Wait, no!

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If you leave...

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I have to delay NMS indefinitely.

outer token Aug 6, 2016, 1:17 AM

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LOL

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 1:17 AM

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And have you seen the sequel, Diarrhea?
It leaked so they had to release it early.

oblique pelican Aug 6, 2016, 1:17 AM

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Taking a break means not looking at a chat for a good while not leaving the community

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Anyone who wants to talk normally can pm me

gilded prairie Aug 6, 2016, 1:18 AM

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going back to work on my server

queen lodge Aug 6, 2016, 1:18 AM

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i think we had a breakthrough today. you made some real progress

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👍

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:19 AM

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I PM

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I PM'd you buddy

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pls respond

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I am worry about you

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:19 AM

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he ded

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time of death

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8:19

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cause:

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:19 AM

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Good.

gray apex Aug 6, 2016, 1:19 AM

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cancer

gentle summit Aug 6, 2016, 1:19 AM

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Prepare the barbeque.

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We can't let this flesh go to waste.