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sweet pelican
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*mzku

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@mint spear are you thinking of picking up the limited ediiton?

mint spear
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@sweet pelican yes will probably pick it up

swift bison
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.

sweet pelican
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Hi java!

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@mint spear im not gonna lie im actually jealous of the dynamic theme

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ive always wanted one

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but i never felt like buying one XD

mint spear
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Yeah and the free ones aren't that great

swift bison
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1 sec

sweet pelican
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the comic looks interesting

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k java

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ill check out someone go over it on youtube one of these days

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(these days being release)

mint spear
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There's this YouTube video showing the creator of the comic and Sean aswell

sweet pelican
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oh

mint spear
pliant fjordBOT
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โ€‹โฌ† ๐ŸŽž [PlayStation EU] Lore of No Man's Sky | PS4 [6:24]

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โ€‹๐Ÿฆ Daryn Smythe (@DSmytheHG) tweeted: 5 days remaining to enter the giveaway, go ahead and retweet it if you haven't, I'd say it's worth it :)

sweet pelican
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Thanks anumati

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And whats this gunter?

pliant fjordBOT
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@sweet pelican this hard to be wrong.

raw compass
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it 2 hawt

sweet pelican
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steppin on the beach doot doot doot doot

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steppin on the beach doot doot doot

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gunter steppin

pliant fjordBOT
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@sweet pelican steppin on actual substance to find them the old meme anyway yeah, unfortunately all here preordered ;-;

sweet pelican
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everything he said is true

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its an old meme, and the majority of us pre ordered

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๐Ÿ˜›

raw compass
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can you feel the hawt tonight

sweet pelican
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aw yeeeaaa

raw compass
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AAAATSEBENYAAAA ZABAZEE ZAWAYA

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SITUVUMM

sweet pelican
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um

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ok

raw compass
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XD

timid talon
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@raw compass left you some presents

sweet pelican
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rolls and watches kube become satanic

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presents?

raw compass
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ooooooo is it chocolate

sweet pelican
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gunter presents?

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Chocolate spongebob references

pliant fjordBOT
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โ€‹โฌ† ๐ŸŽž [TheInevitableBase] Spongebob The Screaming Chocolate Guy (ORIGINAL SCENE) [0:29]

swift bison
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k

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so

raw compass
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i

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oops

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aaah i ruined it

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i wanted to make a combo

sweet pelican
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comboes jelly bean. FATALITY: rips jelly bean in half

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So java

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?

raw compass
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K java

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?

swift bison
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hi

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sorry im ingame

sweet pelican
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Hi how are ya

swift bison
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good

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how are u

sweet pelican
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im goodd

swift bison
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oh

raw compass
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memes

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memes everywhere

sweet pelican
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gunter memes

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wut

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gunter answer me

raw compass
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gunter answer him

pliant fjordBOT
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@raw compass answer them all that one is better you shall receive

sweet pelican
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i only asked him like one question

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and its on cooldown

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hax

raw compass
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o-o

sweet pelican
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beep beep

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wait where did them messages go

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um

mint spear
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Let Gunter build you a chair

sweet pelican
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true

hallow tendon
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reclining swivel chair + vive = great fun

sweet pelican
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lol

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i wish i could afford a vive

hallow tendon
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i didnt buy it

sweet pelican
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how much did it retail for?

hallow tendon
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its like ยฃ600

sweet pelican
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$88

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*$800

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jesus

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give me 2 hundred more and i could make an excellent pc

hallow tendon
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you should have that pc before you get the vive

sweet pelican
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yea

swift bison
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nah you dont

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a laptop will do the job

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jk

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so

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how are u guys doing

sweet pelican
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gooood

hallow tendon
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eh, alright besides a bit of aching pains

swift bison
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aw

sweet pelican
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oh sorry to hear that elfin

gusty plank
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elfin don't worry about it you'll be okay ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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kawaii potato believes in you

swift bison
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who is kawaii potato

hallow tendon
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i know i'll be fine, its not like i re-chipped my spine :p

swift bison
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gunter, who is kawaii potato

pliant fjordBOT
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@swift bison potato Fitness Gram Pacer Test is ded game is the Sony E3 conference while you fucks

swift bison
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thanks gunter that was very informative

gusty plank
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this is the potato that believes in you

hallow tendon
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looks more like a cell than a potato

swift bison
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what thing does he mean?

gusty plank
swift bison
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oh

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ok

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thats potato abuse

gusty plank
swift bison
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#stoppotatoabuse

gusty plank
hallow tendon
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better potato

gusty plank
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OH SHIT YOU GUYS

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DO YOU THINK THERE WILL BE POTATOES IN NO MAN'S SKY

hallow tendon
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space potatoes

gusty plank
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OR WILL IT BE NO POTATOES SKY

hallow tendon
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made of rainbows and wishes

gusty plank
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SPACE POTATOES ARE SPOTATORS

swift bison
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you know what i think?

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i think they should add space whales

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and then potatoes

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k?

gusty plank
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yes i do because i can read your mind

outer token
hallow tendon
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^ can still run minecraft

outer token
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possibly minesweeper as well

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really anything with "mine" in the title

hallow tendon
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renaming my witcher 3 folder to minetcher 3

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now it can run it

gusty plank
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elfin don't make me do unspeakable things to you

outer token
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should work

gusty plank
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because i wouldn't be able to tell people about how i did those thinks to you because i can't speak of them and i like to brag

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it would be weird

hallow tendon
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unspeakable things ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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kinky

gusty plank
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you wouldn't enjoy them

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but don't worry - I would. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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like making you do my tax return.

outer token
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at least yours is clean. my first thought was using the bathroom with the door open. pretty unmentionable and completely unkinky

hallow tendon
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how do you know im not some freakish tax loving kinkfiend

outer token
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because unicorns dont exist.

hallow tendon
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they do, you just gotta believeeeee

outer token
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i do. i believe they dont exist o.o

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silly elfin

gusty plank
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UNICORNS EXIST they're fat and we call them rhinos

outer token
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!!

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CONSPIRACY

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gunter, area 51

pliant fjordBOT
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@outer token area in Elite punishes death by this is it be fake.

hallow tendon
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how about cosplaying as a unicorn?

outer token
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does that automatically make a person horny? literally and or figuratively

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what if ppl got it wrong. ppl like aesthetically pleasing sights. but by definition a unicorn is simply "one horned".. what if the horn is like..at the base of its chin? like a freakishly hard goatee. or what if the horn is on its knee. just one knee. its still a unicorn right? just with a really long nail of sorts

gusty plank
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death is punished by "this is it" be fake

hallow tendon
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how does unicorn = horny?

outer token
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because for some odd reason humanity tends to forget words have more than one meaning. horny literally means "of or having resemblance of a horn"

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the sexual meaning is actually just the 2nd definition

paper kelp
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This is supposed to be about NMS isn't it Gunter?

pliant fjordBOT
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@paper kelp is not. one post was young to learn how much of a program if hg wants to go anywhere from 1-5

hallow tendon
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so a horny girl is rather....

outer token
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dangerous

tardy frigate
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gunter dangerous

pliant fjordBOT
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@tardy frigate dangerous where I hope so $90 more than feathers.

tardy frigate
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gunter kawaii potato

pliant fjordBOT
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@tardy frigate potato Fitness Gram Pacer Test is reading the words

tardy frigate
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fitness gram potato test

onyx island
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Gunter fitness

pliant fjordBOT
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@onyx island fitness gram pacer testโ„ข

onyx island
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๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ

paper kelp
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gunter william

pliant fjordBOT
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@paper kelp william doing well>

keen sparrow
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Gunter pokemon go

pliant fjordBOT
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@keen sparrow pokemon everywhere i cant..i just see it might as balls ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

outer token
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NEW TOY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sweet pelican
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THE PC IS THERE

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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

outer token
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ITS TOTALLY HERE ๐Ÿ˜„

sweet pelican
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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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oooooooooooooooooo

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And yours is already built, all you need to do is transfer your stuffz (data) and you're good to go right?

outer token
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i feel bad for the delivery guy rofl the box was almost as big as him hahahahaha

sweet pelican
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lol

raw compass
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Congrats mzku

outer token
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TYTY

sweet pelican
pliant fjordBOT
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โ€‹โฌ† ๐ŸŽž [MeMyselfAndMovies] Building My Computer [12:32]

outer token
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gonna practice for NMS and name this new PC ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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gonna name it the shitkicker 9000

sweet pelican
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how does one practice for NMS?

outer token
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no no!

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the shitkicker 9001

sweet pelican
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name it after gunter

outer token
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!!

pliant fjordBOT
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@sweet pelican it through and weeks til release#

raw compass
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It's over nine thousaaaaaaaand

outer token
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exaaaactly

sweet pelican
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yeea

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mzku how will you "practice" for NMS

raw compass
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Gunter happy dance with us

calm bluff
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What if we took NMS and smashed it together with Pokemon GO? $$$$$

pliant fjordBOT
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@raw compass dance pad but, sean planned on discord melted earlier is a little office.

outer token
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id quit

sweet pelican
pliant fjordBOT
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โ€‹โฌ† ๐ŸŽž [g0urra] Stepping on the M83 [0:23]

outer token
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because pokemon go just isnt the same game for me -.-

raw compass
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'sean planned on discord'

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Omgomg

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Omg

sweet pelican
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what?

outer token
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wait what?

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oh

raw compass
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Gunter's message

sweet pelican
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?

outer token
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gunter speak

pliant fjordBOT
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@raw compass message to build on the rules about eve isnt the door and check your ear

outer token
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LOL

pliant fjordBOT
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@outer token speak of a shitty detection

sweet pelican
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oh

outer token
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i just caught that

sweet pelican
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GUNTER STOP WITH THE FALSE ALARMS

raw compass
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Haha

sweet pelican
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wait why

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gunter stop

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gunter you there

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ok gunter is broken for me

raw compass
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Gunter stop ignoring tpr

pliant fjordBOT
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@raw compass tpr do good meme is being given a trade by those days in Call of the game, you up.

sweet pelican
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i havent said anything to gunter in 20 minutes

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gunter LEEDLE

raw compass
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Ask mods

sweet pelican
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?

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k

raw compass
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Well mods aren't online

sweet pelican
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๐Ÿ˜ญ

raw compass
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๐Ÿ˜ญ

sweet pelican
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but AC syndicate should be coming today ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

torn saffron
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Good game. If you're a completionist though, don't touch the music boxes until you find a guide online. No spoilers, that's all I'm saying

sweet pelican
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Ok Syd

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thanks

keen sparrow
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gunter LEEDLE

pliant fjordBOT
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@keen sparrow LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

torn saffron
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Gunter wumbo

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Damn

sweet pelican
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lol

keen sparrow
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Gunter hates you all

pliant fjordBOT
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@keen sparrow all the ship to trading post/space station you know, you outside to august.

torn saffron
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And yeah tpr, I picked up almost half and it was an utter bitch trying to figure out which ones I'd already had

sweet pelican
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Oh really?

keen sparrow
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tpr how did you choose your username

sweet pelican
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my initials

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๐Ÿ˜›

keen sparrow
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and the numbers

sweet pelican
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private

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jk jk

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it came at the end of a student id

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when i was in elementary school

keen sparrow
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oh i was gonna guess you were born february 3rd, 1978

sweet pelican
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lol i am not 38 years old unfortunately

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subtract 20 ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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syd at what point in the game do you recommend using the youtube tutorial for boxes? @torn saffron

gusty plank
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yo who loves transformers prime?

mint spear
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Hey guize

feral flicker
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gunter tell a story

pliant fjordBOT
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@feral flicker story at the economy isnt supported by daylight

feral flicker
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kk

outer token
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chrome sucks. i hate it -.-

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man im gonna be reinstalling shit for like the rest of the week ._.

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but maaaan this pc is sweet โค

swift bison
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wot

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new pc?

outer token
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hellz ya

swift bison
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ooo

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nice

outer token
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it even smells new :3

swift bison
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gaming pc?

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or just pc

outer token
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gaming pc ofc

swift bison
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thats my boi

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graphics card?

outer token
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960

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gtx

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i5 processor

swift bison
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nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i think i should upgrade my graphics card somewhere at the end of this year

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mines getting a bit old

outer token
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i literally hate google chrome tho ;o

swift bison
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y

outer token
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need firefawkz

swift bison
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ram?

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design?

outer token
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im just too used to firefox

swift bison
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o

outer token
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ahm 16gb

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nothing fancy on design although the case is see through which is sick af

swift bison
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i meant, do you hate chrome because of the ram usage

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but k

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xD

outer token
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never had nothin like that before

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oh, never used it before. i hate it because its new and im old ๐Ÿ˜„

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does it suck up a lot of ram tho?

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that'd be good to know for later

swift bison
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apparently

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i havent had any problems with chrome but people say it uses more ram than usual

outer token
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hm. gonna tinker with stuff like, atm need to get my speakers working

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such configurations @.@

pliant fjordBOT
swift bison
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lol, have fun

sweet pelican
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Ive always preferred using speakers for gaming rather than a headset for external sound

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feels more comfortable personally

karmic nimbus
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morning

raw haven
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I guess if you don't have lots of ram that would be an issue

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Yo karmy

sweet pelican
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morning

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hey mag

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Well i think 8 gigs is enough for gaming

onyx island
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I have 16, 8 should be good enough for just about anything these days

sweet pelican
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nice

hallow tendon
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8 is standard right now

onyx island
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Which is why it should hold up in about anything these days

raw haven
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16 really is nice if you have the processor that would utilize it

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Will VR require more power to run efficiently?

hallow tendon
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yes

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vr is a thirsty mistress

raw haven
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I know video card is big

hallow tendon
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970 minimum

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so your looking at new gen cards for comfortble performance

raw haven
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1080 would be better

hallow tendon
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yeh hence 970 min, new cards being recommended

raw haven
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Friend said I would be spending at least 2k for a decent box for it

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He would be getting the HTC vive

sweet pelican
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wow

raw haven
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He said 2k for a competent box

raw compass
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gunter gunter

pliant fjordBOT
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@raw compass Kubeยณ abuses us to happen to reapply to see eachother either the bloopy animals before no no extra dosh

hallow tendon
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2k $?

raw compass
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LOL

raw haven
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Yes

hallow tendon
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itd cost around ยฃ1500 for a vr ready machine

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my machine is 800 and isnt strong enough

raw haven
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My buddy plans for the future

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And is a MASSIVE gamer

hallow tendon
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im a massive gamer too

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just dont have disposable income after i got sacked

raw haven
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What monetary unit is that you used?

hallow tendon
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sterling

raw haven
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Where is that used?

hallow tendon
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england

raw haven
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Ok

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are they going back to the pound?

hallow tendon
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sterling is the pound

sweet pelican
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lol

raw haven
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I know

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I was wondering if they would be sticking to it

hallow tendon
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wait, why would we go back to the pound im confused

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why wouldnt we?

raw haven
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Because they are out of the EU

hallow tendon
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the eu uses euros but we arent part of the eurozone

raw haven
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Dammit, quit correcting

gusty plank
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oh my god you guys

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did you hear?

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i just heard

sweet pelican
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stop trolling

raw haven
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Shut it wes

gusty plank
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my neighbour just farted so loud i'm sure everyone on the whole world heard it

raw haven
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Time to put on your big boy pants

sweet pelican
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oh lol wes

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I thought it would be an NMS rick roll

gusty plank
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okay but no right when we heard him fart a breeze rattled the fence between our yard and his

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and i laughed so hard i have pain in my gut and i'm all teary eyes

raw haven
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Epic

hallow tendon
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why are you spying on your neighbour

gusty plank
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and my voice went like squeaky and then i had no voice left

raw haven
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VOYEUR!!!

gusty plank
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the back door was open

raw haven
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DUH

gusty plank
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AND SO WAS HIS fart noise

hallow tendon
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voice went squaky? did balls recede or summin

sweet pelican
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gunter his neighbor was farting

pliant fjordBOT
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@sweet pelican his house and try to wake me watch this isn't it wrong.

raw haven
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I wonder how strong the pound is going to be now

sweet pelican
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i bet i could lift it

onyx island
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Gunter fitness

sweet pelican
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gunter bah

pliant fjordBOT
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@onyx island fitness gram pacer test...

gusty plank
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gunter do you even lift

hallow tendon
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1.29-1 sterling to dollar

pliant fjordBOT
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@gusty plank you to finish it the vita titles

hallow tendon
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its the weakest first world currency

gusty plank
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gunter testicles

raw haven
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Damn it went way down

onyx island
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Don't remind me Gunter

hallow tendon
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worse than argentina which stings

pliant fjordBOT
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@onyx island remind me out 1 month!

onyx island
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;-;

hallow tendon
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pre-brexit, 1.45, now, 1.29

sweet pelican
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oh so now its deflated

gusty plank
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pound is gonna drop hard

raw haven
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If I am on the phone, how do I PM someone?

hallow tendon
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it has dropped, biggest currency devaluation in history

sweet pelican
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mag there should be some side bar to the left on the phone

gusty plank
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europe got fucked in the ass because of britain so without britain other eurozones are inflating while britian deflates

sweet pelican
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Mag hit the three line thingy in the top left

cyan tendon
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I remember when it was over 1.60

hallow tendon
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me too

raw haven
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Same here

carmine cobalt
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Back in my day...

cyan tendon
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fun times, except house prices are still stupidily high

sweet pelican
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mag lol

raw haven
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That was only a year or two ago

onyx island
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NMS is #2 on Steam right now, and it's about to be #1 ^-^

hallow tendon
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of course house prices are high, the old people wont die and are hoarding them

sweet pelican
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Wow psychic

onyx island
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Because Arma 3 Apex is currently #1

hallow tendon
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fuck i need arma 3 apex

onyx island
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I'm sure it can get past that easy

hallow tendon
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so bad

gusty plank
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there's this guy i used to go to school with and he was a huge tool. and his dad is rich and he does nothing else than buy money in one currency and sell it in another currency.

onyx island
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lol

sweet pelican
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what a bitch

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is he one of those kids who doesnt need to work and is still richer than the middle class

raw haven
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He understands the market shrugs

hallow tendon
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its a valid way to make cash but you gotta have the money to start

gusty plank
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hah no his dad is like jackie chan

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he's like "if my kids want to be rich they can work for it like i did"

raw haven
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So his dad taught him to think

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Good

gusty plank
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hah no he's a huge tool. he's helpless

sweet pelican
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you guys should have invested in the american housing market from 2005-2007, that went really well for the US ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

raw haven
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No comment tpr

gusty plank
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he was always a lot of talk but he's got no skills and no idea how to talk to people and he's unemployed for i think ten straight years or something

hallow tendon
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arent your houses made of paper and cardboard?

sweet pelican
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lol mag

hallow tendon
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and keep getting blown over by tornados

sweet pelican
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kube is typing

carmine cobalt
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Yo let him type

raw compass
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NOPE

sweet pelican
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@carmine cobalt i admire your respect of mr satan

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gunter nope

pliant fjordBOT
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@sweet pelican nope your ship CH2OH.(CHOH)4.CHO

sweet pelican
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what compound

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is that

raw compass
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I'm not a satannnnn

raw haven
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We actually have codes here that work :)

sweet pelican
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codes?

raw haven
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Housing codes

sweet pelican
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@raw compass not satan like the devil but the food

raw compass
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Oh

sweet pelican
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@raw haven oh i see

raw compass
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Gunter jelly beans

pliant fjordBOT
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@raw compass jelly of ram usage

sweet pelican
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steppin on the beach doot doot doot doot

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steppin on the beach doot doot doot

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gunter steppin

pliant fjordBOT
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@sweet pelican steppin on it was open it now

sweet pelican
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ugh

gusty plank
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hey guys serious question

raw compass
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Rolling on the beach fock fock fock fock

sweet pelican
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the answer is yes wes

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SeemsGood

gusty plank
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if i got like 8gb ram and i stuff another 8gb ram in there

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do i gotta do anything else?

sweet pelican
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yea?

gusty plank
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like install it?

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or does it just work?

raw haven
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You will have 16 gig

sweet pelican
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it should just work

gusty plank
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and can i mix like 8gb i have with 16 or 32 gb ram extra?

sweet pelican
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as long as your motherboard has enough slots for 16 gb which it should

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some boards can hold 64 gigs of ram

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but people really dont need that much

raw haven
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I have 32 gigs because there are 4 8 gig sticks

raw compass
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Is 8 gb too little for nms? :o

sweet pelican
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is it VENGEANCE ram

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@raw compass 8 should be enough for gaming

raw compass
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Oh phew

sweet pelican
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VENGEANCE

gusty plank
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i'm thinking of investing in a new computer

sweet pelican
#

not just corsair but VENGEANCE

gusty plank
#

and i found one in a store that i sorta think is okay

#

and within price range

sweet pelican
#

Oh you want to get a pre built wes?

gusty plank
#

but it has 4GB ram

sweet pelican
#

you can always modify

gusty plank
#

yeah but i need a starting point

raw haven
#

You need 8

gusty plank
#

this PC was obsolete when i bought it in 2007.

sweet pelican
#

just get a 4 gig stick

hallow tendon
#

no dont do that

gusty plank
#

does windows 10 suck?

hallow tendon
#

you want 2 sticks of same ram

#

for dual slot

sweet pelican
#

@hallow tendon i just said to add anothe r4 stick

hallow tendon
#

you dont want 1 channel 8gb and 1 channel 4gb

sweet pelican
#

elfin thats not what i said

cyan tendon
#

Does RAM still need dual sticks to work properly/efficiently these days?

sweet pelican
#

I said to add in another 4 gig stick

#

thats 2 4 gig = 8

hallow tendon
#

ah i thought already had 8

sweet pelican
#

naw he has 4

hallow tendon
#

and yeh dual channel is still faster bus speeds

raw haven
#

4 ram slots on a laptop is a lot, isn't it?

sweet pelican
#

YES

raw compass
#

Gunter ram

pliant fjordBOT
#

@raw compass ram extra?

raw compass
#

Yes gunter

sweet pelican
#

yes extra

pliant fjordBOT
#

@raw compass Yes I was delivering until that one of procedural generation, in a committed keyboard and VR headset dies one true god they aint afraid.

raw haven
#

Gunter, ram it home

pliant fjordBOT
#

@raw haven it isnt a month up I think schooling for realsies

sweet pelican
#

realsies gunter

#

wow

#

gunter leave

pliant fjordBOT
#

@sweet pelican leave your work on anything.

raw haven
#

Did he really just say REALSIES?

sweet pelican
#

yup

raw haven
#

facepalms

sweet pelican
#

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

raw compass
#

Gunter you stupid

pliant fjordBOT
#

@raw compass stupid reason was amazing when they got referred somewhere the last mkmth

raw compass
#

Mkmth

sweet pelican
#

mkmth

#

gunter mkmth

#

he doesnt recognize it yet he says it

#

-_-

raw compass
#

Gunter facepalm

pliant fjordBOT
#

@raw compass facepalm then post history

sweet pelican
#

post history

flint mulch
#

๐Ÿ˜Ž

sweet pelican
#

eyyyyy zurgery

raw compass
#

Hi zurgery

sweet pelican
#

that reminds me of CoolCat on twitch

flint mulch
#

it does a bit actually

raw compass
#

rolls greetingly

sweet pelican
#

puts banana peel under kube

#

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

raw compass
#

eats banana peal

sweet pelican
#

ew

flint mulch
#

will you guys be watching nms on twitch?

raw compass
#

keeps rolling

#

After i reach the center, maybe

sweet pelican
#

@flint mulch after my first couple days playing or so

raw compass
#

I'll be streaming though

raw haven
#

Hell no

sweet pelican
#

Because ITS REALLY HARD TO SPOIL NMS

flint mulch
#

yh I might stream also

sweet pelican
#

because no one will ever be where you are chances are

raw compass
#

Youtube or Twitch?

sweet pelican
#

Twitch

flint mulch
#

trye tpr

raw compass
#

I think I'll use youtube cuz it uploads automatically

flint mulch
#

true

sweet pelican
#

i was thinking about streaming, but maybe actually go hardcore when NMS comes out

raw haven
#

I am shutting myself off from society

sweet pelican
#

Im sure there will be more than a few dedicated nms twitch channels

flint mulch
#

youtube Dansgame

sweet pelican
#

that get reallypopular

#

DansGame

#

@flint mulch do u have better twitchtv?

gusty plank
#

okay so one of these guys has a processor called a celeron

#

and i don't find a lot of stuff on it

flint mulch
#

streaming you have to open extra stuff

gusty plank
#

wait no that's the old computer

sweet pelican
#

oh

flint mulch
#

yh tpr

sweet pelican
#

nice

#

i love that SourPls emote

#

โค

flint mulch
#

its needed really

sweet pelican
#

VapeNation is another great one

inner vector
#

Its june!

flint mulch
#

I like that one

sweet pelican
#

@inner vector sure

hallow tendon
#

celeron is a single cell processor

sweet pelican
#

sounds like you're naming an organism

gusty plank
#

2.7GHz , 6MB cache (dunno what any of this is)

sweet pelican
#

celeron is a single cell organism

hallow tendon
#

ewww

sweet pelican
#

one of the few prokaryotic cells around today blehblehbleh

hallow tendon
#

yeh that isnt running much at all, tf2 if you're lucky on low

gusty plank
#

it has 2x4GB so if I switch them out by 2X4 i have 8 and 2X8 i get 16?

sweet pelican
#

Wes do you have a tech shop near by

#

Like a mom and pop type one

gusty plank
#

no.

sweet pelican
#

aw

#

do you have friends that are adept at PCing

gusty plank
#

no

sweet pelican
#

hm

gusty plank
#

i got a PS4 what do you think i have people who PC?

sweet pelican
#

mayb

gusty plank
#

MSI GeForce GTX 960 Gaming 2G

#

graphics card.

raw compass
#

Bbl bai

sweet pelican
#

bai kube

gusty plank
#

bye cube

flint mulch
#

I'm sure not whether to get 1 or 2 1080s? when I buy my new computer soon.

#

any1 know

sweet pelican
#

Are you streaming

flint mulch
#

bye cube

raw haven
#

2 if you have the money and really want to VR properly

hallow tendon
#

why would it have a 960 and a celleron

gusty plank
#

no elfin the celeron was the old computer.

hallow tendon
#

its like sticking a ferrari shell on an old larda

gusty plank
#

i had the wrong paper

flint mulch
#

yh and I do a lot of graphics and stuff also

raw haven
#

Hahaha a larda

#

Nice one

sweet pelican
#

ford pinto my bb

hallow tendon
#

gotta love that communistic styling

raw haven
#

Then buy 2 dude

karmic nimbus
#

if you have enough then go for it

raw haven
#

I watched top gear religiously

gusty plank
#

anybody know if the graphics card "MSI GeForce GTX 960 Gaming 2G" is any good?

hallow tendon
#

its fine

karmic nimbus
#

960 is a good card

hallow tendon
#

nothing special

flint mulch
#

its okay

hallow tendon
#

but its a decent card

gusty plank
#

will it Kerbal Space Program good?

hallow tendon
#

should do

karmic nimbus
#

id wait for the 1060 myself

gusty plank
#

lots and lots of parts

hallow tendon
#

960 should run it fine

raw haven
#

960 is fine right now

sweet pelican
#

ye

gusty plank
#

it has 128GB SSD with 6Gbps SATA and then 1TB HDD (7200rpm) also at 6Gbps SATA

#

i don't know what it is.

#

i'm guessing hard drives?

hallow tendon
#

thats fine

#

hard drive and an ssd

#

youd want to put your os and applications on ssd and use hdd as extra storage

#

itll give you a bootup time in the seconds if you use an ssd

raw haven
#

SSD is for quick retrieval

gusty plank
#

do 2TB SSD's exist?

hallow tendon
#

no

gusty plank
#

i don't like waiting

raw haven
#

Oh god that would cost a bit

hallow tendon
#

you dont need more than a 128gb ssds

gusty plank
#

elfin you don't know my struggle

#

i really don't like waiting

hallow tendon
#

you use the hdd for main storage which is fast enough at 7200rpm

raw haven
#

Learn to wait wes

hallow tendon
#

and ive got a 128gb ssd and my pc turns on in 8 seconds

raw haven
#

It is part of growing up

sweet pelican
#

just get an alienware gaming laptop Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa

hallow tendon
#

just put OS on it and applications

raw haven
#

Tpr, quit trolling

sweet pelican
#

Ok

raw haven
#

Good boy :)

gusty plank
#

okay it says here MSI B150M Mortar

sweet pelican
#

im not YOUR BOY

#

gunter say tpr is not magnus's boy

gusty plank
#

it has it but i don't know what it is.

pliant fjordBOT
#

tpr is not magnus's boy

gusty plank
#

motherboard. if i google it

#

i think.

hallow tendon
#

looks like it

#

it should be fine, its a mobo, dont need ultra high end just strong build quality for it to last

#

whats the psu like

gusty plank
#

what's PSU?

cyan tendon
#

power supply unit

sweet pelican
#

Power Supply

#

EVGA never fails

gusty plank
#

650W with ATX2.3 80+

cyan tendon
#

it's the box inside the pc case that you plug in to the main and connects the rest of the components so they have power

sweet pelican
#

^

hallow tendon
#

does it say gold, silver, platinum, bronze?

sweet pelican
#

it takes the power from your wall and distributes it accordingly

#

to the parts inside your p

#

*pc

gusty plank
#

thermaltake core V31 windowed

#

i don't think i see what you're looking for on these pages

hallow tendon
#

gold and plat is good efficiency, will cost less on electricity bill

#

80+ is gold, thats fine

hallow tendon
#

seems like a fine build

#

around ยฃ700 id have thought

#

if built yourself

gusty plank
#

i aint building shit myself

hallow tendon
#

only thing is you cant overclock

gusty plank
#

i tried building 3 PCS

#

first one caught fire

#

the second one caught fire

#

the third one caught fire.

hallow tendon
#

how....its a giant lego set

cyan tendon
#

you need to earth yourself dude!

sweet pelican
#

lol wes good jokes

hallow tendon
#

i was 13 when my mum taught me to build pc's....

gusty plank
#

BECAUSE I BURNED THEM WHEN THEY WOULDN'T FUCKING WORK

sweet pelican
#

sure

cyan tendon
#

ohh so they didn't CATCH fire, you set htem on fire - totally different!

gusty plank
#

one kept turning itself off before it could boot

hallow tendon
#

post error

#

probably badly isntalled os

gusty plank
#

the second one crashed upon second startup and couldn't be recovered

#

third one had smoke coming out the power thing and it actually fried stuff.

hallow tendon
#

bad drivers probably that one

gusty plank
#

expensive stuff.

raw haven
#

Hey wes?

hallow tendon
#

power surge

raw haven
#

It is time you made friends with computer geeks

cyan tendon
#

lol @raw haven

gusty plank
#

PS4 ftw though

cyan tendon
#

earth protection and knowing how to handle circuit boards safely

raw haven
#

Time to make friends with computer geeks

hallow tendon
#

ps4 cant run spss or allow me to do my job

#

or run at 1080p 60fps

#

on well...anything

gusty plank
#

elfin everything coming from my PS4 is in 60fps at 1080p

hallow tendon
#

upscaled doesnt count

gusty plank
#

my tv upscales everything

#

shut up elfin i'm being clever here

hallow tendon
#

and i get raw 1440p

#

why would you set fire to your machine though....take it to a pc shop to be repaired if you dont know whats happening

sweet pelican
#

I personally dont PC game yet, even though i have a tiny amount of knowledge of builds and such. No $$$$ yet, i really hope to in the near future. Its much superior than my ps4 ๐Ÿ˜›

paper kelp
#

I am a pancake gunter help me

#

Hows everybody doing?

sweet pelican
#

im good

#

how are you saymite

errant hazel
#

sounds like someone needs to not buy cheap power supplys

#

that explode

sweet pelican
#

hey ebola

errant hazel
#

hey

sweet pelican
#

and i see youve read up on Wes's messages

errant hazel
#

ye

#

speaking of pc gaming

#

if you own doom 2016

#

go into the options and change the api to vulkan

#

they finally updated it to add it

#

for someone with a card thats a bit old it makes it much smoother

sweet pelican
#

nice

gusty plank
#

elfin i didn't set fire to those machines i did training for informatics

#

i tried building three machines and then they had to let me go because i was costing them serious money

errant hazel
sweet pelican
#

ye efficiency ftw

gusty plank
#

even though they have less than regular standard cans i prefer 250ml cans of coca cola

#

they're so easy to hold and i don't need more in one go

cyan tendon
#

you were employed to make those machines?

gusty plank
#

i was in training to be employed

#

it didn't work out

cyan tendon
#

so you had an earth cable and anti-static gloves right?

gusty plank
#

because on the one hand "it's just like lego" and on the other hand "jesus fuck what the shit did you cunting do to this machine?!"

#

no

#

they made me stand on a green mat

cyan tendon
#

yeah that's an earthing mat.

gusty plank
#

i didn't wear gloves

#

nobody did

paper kelp
#

Im good

cyan tendon
#

well that's optional, but can be a good idea

#

depends on your natural tendancy to generate static electricity.

sweet pelican
#

thats good saymite

paper kelp
#

wth did you do wes?

#

I built my first pc when i was 12

gusty plank
#

well @paper kelp i put a thing in another thing and then people yelled at me

#

just like most of the sex i've ever had

errant hazel
#

๐ŸŽบ

hallow tendon
#

you didnt have it plugged in when connecting stuff did you?

#

like, the cables only go in one way unless you put psu upside down to heat vented onto the floor

cyan tendon
#

^^ But surely that never happens after the first explosion?

#

most cases have slots so psu's only go in the one way surely?

#

don't they?

hallow tendon
#

mine did

#

maybe used a metric fuckton of thermal paste?

paper kelp
#

if he built it in the last 4 years thermal is moslty non-conductibe

#

unless poured directly into the pins

gusty plank
#

no i built it around 2006-2007

hallow tendon
#

"built"

gusty plank
#

"erected"

hallow tendon
#

"bodged" seems more accurate

gusty plank
#

if you beat someone to death with your boner, are you an erexecutioner?

errant hazel
#

๐Ÿ”ฅ

cyan tendon
#

"ruined"

#

"executed", "commited crime against technology on"

sweet pelican
#

guntered

cyan tendon
#

lol

#

good one

sweet pelican
#

thanks brah

cyan tendon
#

but really - if you know what precautions to take building PC's is like lego, but with cable routing management to think about.

sweet pelican
#

cable management ๐Ÿ˜…

cyan tendon
#

and cable ties are the devil!

sweet pelican
#

if you were to put a label on how many years back the ps4 and xbox one are in terms of PC gaming what would you say

hallow tendon
#

they were outdated when they released

#

and that was 2 years ago

errant hazel
#

wasnt it 3

sweet pelican
#

well shit

errant hazel
#

or am I thinking of wii u

sweet pelican
#

i think it was fall of 2014

#

no

#

idk

cyan tendon
#

2010 era

sweet pelican
#

no it was fall of 2013 they released

#

im 90 percent sure

errant hazel
#

thats what im thinking too

sweet pelican
#

so 2.5 years ago

gusty plank
#

PS4 > PC

sweet pelican
#

plus they were already outdatd

gusty plank
#

wins the argument.

sweet pelican
#

so maybe like 3.5

#

lol wes

errant hazel
#

shit guys we lost

cyan tendon
#

yeah but the hardware was only just passable then, so.

gusty plank
#

xD @errant hazel

onyx island
#

The only reason I would get a console is because of exclusives

gusty plank
#

i'm giving the PC guys a point for Ebola's comment

sweet pelican
#

i'll probably appreciate console gaming more when i can play in a comfortable setup

onyx island
#

Which is why I have a Wii U

gusty plank
#

psychic console is great for people who wanna game but also don't wanna put any effort into it

sweet pelican
#

no

#

people like couch and play

hallow tendon
#

tbh i do get great use out of my ps4, almost more than my pc

gusty plank
#

i just put it there hook it to my pc and it fucking runs

hallow tendon
#

its a brilliant doorstop

raw haven
#

Well, I have a gaming laptop, so I am fine with comouters

sweet pelican
#

people console game because they like the convenience

errant hazel
#

I can do everything I need to do on my pc

cyan tendon
#

yeah it was convenient before they came with HDD's

errant hazel
#

discord on a monitor

#

game on another

#

youtube on another

cyan tendon
#

now it's not as annoying as updating the PC versions.

sweet pelican
#

has no money for the things ebola previously mentioned

errant hazel
#

huh

#

sid

#

what do you mean

#

steam auto updates

hallow tendon
#

why wouldnt you be using triple monitor faming

raw haven
#

I'll just refrain from saying anything

errant hazel
#

unless you mean os

sweet pelican
#

i still dont have an income ๐Ÿ˜„

#

High school AND no job

#

๐Ÿ˜„

errant hazel
#

which you dont have to update completley as often as you think

cyan tendon
#

it still takes time to download and install. I remember when consoles were supposed to be turn on and play.

hallow tendon
#

university + no job + government loans = pc

cyan tendon
#

now it's like playing a spectrum game without the cute sound

sweet pelican
#

im not even university yet

gusty plank
#

SIDRAT WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP

sweet pelican
#

@hallow tendon

gusty plank
#

what do you think loading screens in PS1 games are?

#

the game is installing to RAM

#

:p

#

isn't it?

sweet pelican
#

i want to play more crash bandicoot on uncharted 4

#

and i want it now

gusty plank
#

ooh crash is being remade

errant hazel
#

if the 360 wasnt a thing fallout new vegas would have been better

#

thats a fact btw

cyan tendon
#

lol

#

@gusty plank go build a PC

errant hazel
#

its why vegas has walls and stuff

gusty plank
#

ebola if bethesda did new vegas themselves it would have been much better

errant hazel
#

ew

gusty plank
#

sidrat gimme money to build one

sweet pelican
#

this is why we see the wonderful pc modding communty

cyan tendon
#

@gusty plank I'll take a note and set fire to it. Same result just quicker

sweet pelican
#

they see the games were downgraded for console

#

so they fix em up

errant hazel
#

there is a mod to remove those walls on pc

sweet pelican
#

and add amazing cool things

errant hazel
#

ty for reminding me

sweet pelican
#

np

#

no problem gunter

pliant fjordBOT
#

@sweet pelican problem too mzku lemme look like wearing plaid shirts

raw haven
#

Sean is a fan of modding

sweet pelican
#

but modding NMS

errant hazel
#

didnt he say he wants modding tools post launch

sweet pelican
#

that could be a totally huge fragile post

errant hazel
#

something like that

sweet pelican
#

*beast

#

because what if somehow a mod toys with procedural stuff

#

then ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

errant hazel
#

then offline mode ahoy

sweet pelican
#

sean needs to release mod tools that dont interfere with that part of the game

cyan tendon
#

private server emulation at least!

sweet pelican
#

lol ebola the offline mode wouldnt matter in that case

errant hazel
#

u wot

sweet pelican
#

the only thing online gives the game is player-player seeing things/interaction

#

you can still upload things offline get your units

#

but other players wont see it

errant hazel
#

yes

sweet pelican
#

and i love you can play offline

#

because day 1 server fial

#

*fail

#

offline is a failsafe

flint mulch
cyan tendon
#

means you should be able to connect to the server when you want to and upload everything you've done between connections. Assuming no one else has already claimed it I guess?

flint mulch
#

yo what you guys think for my new compuuter?

#

any recommendations

#

?

sweet pelican
#

@cyan tendon i guess

#

HG probs has that worked out somehow

#

zurgery lemme look

#

64 GIGS OF RAM

#

ARE YOU STREAMING?

flint mulch
#

i do a lot of shit

sweet pelican
#

seems interestng

errant hazel
#

wtf 64 gb of ram

sweet pelican
#

lol ebola

#

i thought the same

errant hazel
#

im friends with game devs who dont have that

#

lol

#

max they have is 32

sweet pelican
#

ooo a 1080

#

thats hawt

#

ANOTHER 1080

#

ZURGERY

errant hazel
#

rich boy

flint mulch
#

well you never know for the future also with ram

sweet pelican
#

i could get you a kid for that - Creed Bratton

flint mulch
#

ive been saving a while...

raw haven
#

My buddy does virtualization and only uses 32

errant hazel
#

if you lower it a bit

#

u could use the money on a vive

sweet pelican
#

zurgery i can see the OS it get cut off

#

*cant

raw haven
#

64 is a waste

cyan tendon
#

what's the OS?

#

64GB RAM is a tad overkill

sweet pelican
#

is it 7 or 10

#

for OS ^

errant hazel
#

if its windows 10 you might as well stop now

flint mulch
#

10

errant hazel
#

โš 

flint mulch
#

i might change to 7

errant hazel
#

๐Ÿ‘

cyan tendon
#

no windows 10 is fine

sweet pelican
#

zurgery you're building a monster when you need a dog

#

but to each his own

flint mulch
#

๐Ÿ˜›

cyan tendon
#

lol

flint mulch
#

so 64gb ram no?

sweet pelican
#

32

cyan tendon
#

keep it if you can afford it

flint mulch
#

i can afford it

sweet pelican
#

downgrade to 32 and get better peripherals? ๐Ÿ˜›

errant hazel
#

heres the thing with 64 GB ram

cyan tendon
#

and the dual 1080's are a nice touch too.

errant hazel
#

you can use ramdisk stuff

#

so instant loading times 4 u

flint mulch
#

yh ikr sid

sweet pelican
#

how much is the 1080 gonna retail for guys

cyan tendon
#

but I hope you're adding VR and multiple monitors to your shopping list

sweet pelican
#

^

flint mulch
#

ya ebola

sweet pelican
#

thats why downgrade to 32 maybe imo

#

spend some good money on periphals/monitors

flint mulch
#

im getting 3 monitors

sweet pelican
#

jesus

#

rip me

#

lemme guess they're 4k

cyan tendon
#

3 monitors and HTC Vive I hope

flint mulch
#

i already have 1 of them

#

i may get vive

sweet pelican
#

whats their max res

cyan tendon
#

4K

gusty plank
#

hey

#

if i have 64GB RAM what would i be able to do?

flint mulch
#

ill post my monitor 1sec

sweet pelican
#

just casually takes zurgerys pc

cyan tendon
#

just don't let Wes anywhere near it

flint mulch
#

;p;

gusty plank
#

oy wtf

cyan tendon
#

@Wes create a more colourful flame I guess

errant hazel
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like I said

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ramdisk

gusty plank
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don't make me rub my balls all over your computers guys

sweet pelican
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ew

errant hazel
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but its super overkill these days still

sweet pelican
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i dont want VIRUSES

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see what i did there

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hue hue hue

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hue hue hue

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hue hue hue

gusty plank
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but like, faster loading times?

cyan tendon
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OMG @sweet pelican are you watching Big Bang Theory too?

errant hazel
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I dont need antivirus, I use chicken soup for my liquid cooling

sweet pelican
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@cyan tendon mayb..........

errant hazel
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oh boy let me get the tweet

cyan tendon
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lol

errant hazel
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WAIT HERE

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no more messages until I get it

gusty plank
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ebola

sweet pelican
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beep

gusty plank
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this is a message

cyan tendon
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I'm on s06e01 right now

sweet pelican
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@cyan tendon nice

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i never got into bbt

gusty plank
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darth vader is luke skywalker's second cousin twice removed

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TESTICLES

sweet pelican
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only series ive binged are breaking bad the office (US) and the walking dead