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@sweet pelican yes will probably pick it up
.
Hi java!
@mint spear im not gonna lie im actually jealous of the dynamic theme
ive always wanted one
but i never felt like buying one XD
Yeah and the free ones aren't that great
1 sec
the comic looks interesting
k java
ill check out someone go over it on youtube one of these days
(these days being release)
There's this YouTube video showing the creator of the comic and Sean aswell
oh
โโฌ ๐ [PlayStation EU] Lore of No Man's Sky | PS4 [6:24]
โ๐ฆ Daryn Smythe (@DSmytheHG) tweeted: 5 days remaining to enter the giveaway, go ahead and retweet it if you haven't, I'd say it's worth it :)
@sweet pelican this hard to be wrong.
it 2 hawt
steppin on the beach doot doot doot doot
steppin on the beach doot doot doot
gunter steppin
@sweet pelican steppin on actual substance to find them the old meme anyway yeah, unfortunately all here preordered ;-;
everything he said is true
its an old meme, and the majority of us pre ordered
๐
can you feel the hawt tonight
aw yeeeaaa
XD
@raw compass left you some presents
ooooooo is it chocolate
โโฌ ๐ [TheInevitableBase] Spongebob The Screaming Chocolate Guy (ORIGINAL SCENE) [0:29]
Hi how are ya
oh
gunter answer him
@raw compass answer them all that one is better you shall receive
o-o
Let Gunter build you a chair
true
reclining swivel chair + vive = great fun
i didnt buy it
how much did it retail for?
its like ยฃ600
you should have that pc before you get the vive
yea
gooood
eh, alright besides a bit of aching pains
aw
oh sorry to hear that elfin
who is kawaii potato
i know i'll be fine, its not like i re-chipped my spine :p
gunter, who is kawaii potato
@swift bison potato Fitness Gram Pacer Test is ded game is the Sony E3 conference while you fucks
thanks gunter that was very informative
looks more like a cell than a potato
what thing does he mean?
this is also good advice https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/5c/5e/04/5c5e04ab9e1bf33eefcf41bc1e499e7d.jpg
the term "kawaii potato" comes from this http://i.imgur.com/MY966N7.jpg
#stoppotatoabuse
and to end, this is an incomplete list of relevant potatoes http://i.imgur.com/Wi8HwFF.jpg
relevant to Elfin's potato http://potatoooo.weebly.com/uploads/1/6/7/1/16710504/6641266.jpg?524
OH SHIT YOU GUYS
DO YOU THINK THERE WILL BE POTATOES IN NO MAN'S SKY
space potatoes
OR WILL IT BE NO POTATOES SKY
made of rainbows and wishes
SPACE POTATOES ARE SPOTATORS
you know what i think?
i think they should add space whales
and then potatoes
k?
yes i do because i can read your mind
^ can still run minecraft
elfin don't make me do unspeakable things to you
should work
because i wouldn't be able to tell people about how i did those thinks to you because i can't speak of them and i like to brag
it would be weird
you wouldn't enjoy them
but don't worry - I would. ๐
like making you do my tax return.
at least yours is clean. my first thought was using the bathroom with the door open. pretty unmentionable and completely unkinky
how do you know im not some freakish tax loving kinkfiend
because unicorns dont exist.
they do, you just gotta believeeeee
UNICORNS EXIST they're fat and we call them rhinos
@outer token area in Elite punishes death by this is it be fake.
how about cosplaying as a unicorn?
does that automatically make a person horny? literally and or figuratively
what if ppl got it wrong. ppl like aesthetically pleasing sights. but by definition a unicorn is simply "one horned".. what if the horn is like..at the base of its chin? like a freakishly hard goatee. or what if the horn is on its knee. just one knee. its still a unicorn right? just with a really long nail of sorts
death is punished by "this is it" be fake
how does unicorn = horny?
because for some odd reason humanity tends to forget words have more than one meaning. horny literally means "of or having resemblance of a horn"
the sexual meaning is actually just the 2nd definition
This is supposed to be about NMS isn't it Gunter?
@paper kelp is not. one post was young to learn how much of a program if hg wants to go anywhere from 1-5
so a horny girl is rather....
dangerous
gunter dangerous
@tardy frigate dangerous where I hope so $90 more than feathers.
gunter kawaii potato
@tardy frigate potato Fitness Gram Pacer Test is reading the words
fitness gram potato test
Gunter fitness
@onyx island fitness gram pacer testโข
๐๐ฝ
gunter william
@paper kelp william doing well>
Gunter pokemon go
@keen sparrow pokemon everywhere i cant..i just see it might as balls ๐ฆ
NEW TOY FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS TOTALLY HERE ๐
๐ฎ
๐ฎ
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oooooooooooooooooo
And yours is already built, all you need to do is transfer your stuffz (data) and you're good to go right?
i feel bad for the delivery guy rofl the box was almost as big as him hahahahaha
lol
Congrats mzku
TYTY
Well check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvlBrB_Uo68 at 0:02 struggle
โโฌ ๐ [MeMyselfAndMovies] Building My Computer [12:32]
how does one practice for NMS?
name it after gunter
!!
@sweet pelican it through and weeks til release#
It's over nine thousaaaaaaaand
exaaaactly
Gunter happy dance with us
What if we took NMS and smashed it together with Pokemon GO? $$$$$
@raw compass dance pad but, sean planned on discord melted earlier is a little office.
id quit
โโฌ ๐ [g0urra] Stepping on the M83 [0:23]
because pokemon go just isnt the same game for me -.-
what?
Gunter's message
?
gunter speak
@raw compass message to build on the rules about eve isnt the door and check your ear
LOL
@outer token speak of a shitty detection
oh
i just caught that
GUNTER STOP WITH THE FALSE ALARMS
Haha
Gunter stop ignoring tpr
@raw compass tpr do good meme is being given a trade by those days in Call of the game, you up.
Ask mods
Well mods aren't online
๐ญ
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but AC syndicate should be coming today ๐
Good game. If you're a completionist though, don't touch the music boxes until you find a guide online. No spoilers, that's all I'm saying
gunter LEEDLE
@keen sparrow LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
lol
Gunter hates you all
@keen sparrow all the ship to trading post/space station you know, you outside to august.
And yeah tpr, I picked up almost half and it was an utter bitch trying to figure out which ones I'd already had
Oh really?
tpr how did you choose your username
and the numbers
private
jk jk
it came at the end of a student id
when i was in elementary school
oh i was gonna guess you were born february 3rd, 1978
lol i am not 38 years old unfortunately
subtract 20 ๐
syd at what point in the game do you recommend using the youtube tutorial for boxes? @torn saffron
yo who loves transformers prime?
Hey guize
gunter tell a story
@feral flicker story at the economy isnt supported by daylight
kk
chrome sucks. i hate it -.-
man im gonna be reinstalling shit for like the rest of the week ._.
but maaaan this pc is sweet โค
hellz ya
it even smells new :3
gaming pc ofc
nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think i should upgrade my graphics card somewhere at the end of this year
mines getting a bit old
i literally hate google chrome tho ;o
y
need firefawkz
im just too used to firefox
o
never had nothin like that before
oh, never used it before. i hate it because its new and im old ๐
does it suck up a lot of ram tho?
that'd be good to know for later
apparently
i havent had any problems with chrome but people say it uses more ram than usual
hm. gonna tinker with stuff like, atm need to get my speakers working
such configurations @.@
โ๐ฆ Grant Duncan tweeted: 'Biome' is a web-comic by @adamszym it's got great style and you should read it immediately! http://www.goodshowsir.com/home/2016/6/24/biome-2 โ http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnGEYsZWcAI7fOi.jpg (Retweeted by Hello Games)
lol, have fun
Ive always preferred using speakers for gaming rather than a headset for external sound
feels more comfortable personally
morning
I have 16, 8 should be good enough for just about anything these days
nice
8 is standard right now
Which is why it should hold up in about anything these days
16 really is nice if you have the processor that would utilize it
Will VR require more power to run efficiently?
I know video card is big
1080 would be better
yeh hence 970 min, new cards being recommended
Friend said I would be spending at least 2k for a decent box for it
He would be getting the HTC vive
wow
He said 2k for a competent box
gunter gunter
@raw compass Kubeยณ abuses us to happen to reapply to see eachother either the bloopy animals before no no extra dosh
2k $?
LOL
Yes
itd cost around ยฃ1500 for a vr ready machine
my machine is 800 and isnt strong enough
What monetary unit is that you used?
sterling
Where is that used?
england
sterling is the pound
lol
Because they are out of the EU
the eu uses euros but we arent part of the eurozone
Dammit, quit correcting
stop trolling
Shut it wes
my neighbour just farted so loud i'm sure everyone on the whole world heard it
Time to put on your big boy pants
okay but no right when we heard him fart a breeze rattled the fence between our yard and his
and i laughed so hard i have pain in my gut and i'm all teary eyes
Epic
why are you spying on your neighbour
and my voice went like squeaky and then i had no voice left
VOYEUR!!!
the back door was open
DUH
AND SO WAS HIS fart noise
voice went squaky? did balls recede or summin
gunter his neighbor was farting
@sweet pelican his house and try to wake me watch this isn't it wrong.
I wonder how strong the pound is going to be now
i bet i could lift it
Gunter fitness
gunter bah
@onyx island fitness gram pacer test...
gunter do you even lift
1.29-1 sterling to dollar
@gusty plank you to finish it the vita titles
its the weakest first world currency
gunter testicles
Damn it went way down
Don't remind me Gunter
worse than argentina which stings
@onyx island remind me out 1 month!
;-;
pre-brexit, 1.45, now, 1.29
oh so now its deflated
pound is gonna drop hard
If I am on the phone, how do I PM someone?
it has dropped, biggest currency devaluation in history
mag there should be some side bar to the left on the phone
europe got fucked in the ass because of britain so without britain other eurozones are inflating while britian deflates
Mag hit the three line thingy in the top left
I remember when it was over 1.60
me too
Same here
Back in my day...
fun times, except house prices are still stupidily high
mag lol
That was only a year or two ago
NMS is #2 on Steam right now, and it's about to be #1 ^-^
of course house prices are high, the old people wont die and are hoarding them
Wow psychic
Because Arma 3 Apex is currently #1
fuck i need arma 3 apex
I'm sure it can get past that easy
so bad
there's this guy i used to go to school with and he was a huge tool. and his dad is rich and he does nothing else than buy money in one currency and sell it in another currency.
lol
what a bitch
is he one of those kids who doesnt need to work and is still richer than the middle class
He understands the market shrugs
its a valid way to make cash but you gotta have the money to start
hah no his dad is like jackie chan
he's like "if my kids want to be rich they can work for it like i did"
hah no he's a huge tool. he's helpless
you guys should have invested in the american housing market from 2005-2007, that went really well for the US ๐
No comment tpr
he was always a lot of talk but he's got no skills and no idea how to talk to people and he's unemployed for i think ten straight years or something
arent your houses made of paper and cardboard?
lol mag
and keep getting blown over by tornados
kube is typing
Yo let him type
NOPE
@sweet pelican nope your ship CH2OH.(CHOH)4.CHO
I'm not a satannnnn
We actually have codes here that work :)
codes?
Housing codes
@raw compass not satan like the devil but the food
Oh
@raw haven oh i see
Gunter jelly beans
@raw compass jelly of ram usage
steppin on the beach doot doot doot doot
steppin on the beach doot doot doot
gunter steppin
@sweet pelican steppin on it was open it now
ugh
hey guys serious question
Rolling on the beach fock fock fock fock
if i got like 8gb ram and i stuff another 8gb ram in there
do i gotta do anything else?
yea?
You will have 16 gig
it should just work
and can i mix like 8gb i have with 16 or 32 gb ram extra?
as long as your motherboard has enough slots for 16 gb which it should
some boards can hold 64 gigs of ram
but people really dont need that much
I have 32 gigs because there are 4 8 gig sticks
Is 8 gb too little for nms? :o
Oh phew
VENGEANCE
i'm thinking of investing in a new computer
not just corsair but VENGEANCE
Oh you want to get a pre built wes?
but it has 4GB ram
you can always modify
yeah but i need a starting point
You need 8
this PC was obsolete when i bought it in 2007.
just get a 4 gig stick
no dont do that
does windows 10 suck?
@hallow tendon i just said to add anothe r4 stick
you dont want 1 channel 8gb and 1 channel 4gb
elfin thats not what i said
Does RAM still need dual sticks to work properly/efficiently these days?
ah i thought already had 8
naw he has 4
and yeh dual channel is still faster bus speeds
4 ram slots on a laptop is a lot, isn't it?
YES
Gunter ram
@raw compass ram extra?
Yes gunter
yes extra
@raw compass Yes I was delivering until that one of procedural generation, in a committed keyboard and VR headset dies one true god they aint afraid.
Gunter, ram it home
@raw haven it isnt a month up I think schooling for realsies
@sweet pelican leave your work on anything.
Did he really just say REALSIES?
yup
facepalms
๐
Gunter you stupid
@raw compass stupid reason was amazing when they got referred somewhere the last mkmth
Mkmth
Gunter facepalm
@raw compass facepalm then post history
post history
๐
eyyyyy zurgery
Hi zurgery
that reminds me of CoolCat on twitch
it does a bit actually
rolls greetingly
eats banana peal
ew
will you guys be watching nms on twitch?
@flint mulch after my first couple days playing or so
I'll be streaming though
Hell no
Because ITS REALLY HARD TO SPOIL NMS
yh I might stream also
because no one will ever be where you are chances are
Youtube or Twitch?
Twitch
trye tpr
I think I'll use youtube cuz it uploads automatically
true
i was thinking about streaming, but maybe actually go hardcore when NMS comes out
I am shutting myself off from society
Im sure there will be more than a few dedicated nms twitch channels
youtube Dansgame
okay so one of these guys has a processor called a celeron
and i don't find a lot of stuff on it
streaming you have to open extra stuff
wait no that's the old computer
oh
yh tpr
its needed really
VapeNation is another great one
Its june!
I like that one
@inner vector sure
celeron is a single cell processor
sounds like you're naming an organism
2.7GHz , 6MB cache (dunno what any of this is)
celeron is a single cell organism
ewww
one of the few prokaryotic cells around today blehblehbleh
yeh that isnt running much at all, tf2 if you're lucky on low
it has 2x4GB so if I switch them out by 2X4 i have 8 and 2X8 i get 16?
no.
no
hm
i got a PS4 what do you think i have people who PC?
mayb
Bbl bai
bai kube
bye cube
I'm sure not whether to get 1 or 2 1080s? when I buy my new computer soon.
any1 know
Are you streaming
bye cube
2 if you have the money and really want to VR properly
why would it have a 960 and a celleron
no elfin the celeron was the old computer.
its like sticking a ferrari shell on an old larda
i had the wrong paper
yh and I do a lot of graphics and stuff also
ford pinto my bb
gotta love that communistic styling
Then buy 2 dude
if you have enough then go for it
I watched top gear religiously
anybody know if the graphics card "MSI GeForce GTX 960 Gaming 2G" is any good?
its fine
960 is a good card
nothing special
its okay
but its a decent card
will it Kerbal Space Program good?
should do
id wait for the 1060 myself
lots and lots of parts
960 should run it fine
960 is fine right now
ye
it has 128GB SSD with 6Gbps SATA and then 1TB HDD (7200rpm) also at 6Gbps SATA
i don't know what it is.
i'm guessing hard drives?
thats fine
hard drive and an ssd
youd want to put your os and applications on ssd and use hdd as extra storage
itll give you a bootup time in the seconds if you use an ssd
SSD is for quick retrieval
do 2TB SSD's exist?
no
i don't like waiting
Oh god that would cost a bit
you dont need more than a 128gb ssds
you use the hdd for main storage which is fast enough at 7200rpm
Learn to wait wes
and ive got a 128gb ssd and my pc turns on in 8 seconds
It is part of growing up
just get an alienware gaming laptop Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa Kappa
just put OS on it and applications
Tpr, quit trolling
Ok
Good boy :)
okay it says here MSI B150M Mortar
it has it but i don't know what it is.
tpr is not magnus's boy
looks like it
it should be fine, its a mobo, dont need ultra high end just strong build quality for it to last
whats the psu like
what's PSU?
power supply unit
650W with ATX2.3 80+
it's the box inside the pc case that you plug in to the main and connects the rest of the components so they have power
^
does it say gold, silver, platinum, bronze?
it takes the power from your wall and distributes it accordingly
to the parts inside your p
*pc
thermaltake core V31 windowed
i don't think i see what you're looking for on these pages
gold and plat is good efficiency, will cost less on electricity bill
80+ is gold, thats fine
i aint building shit myself
only thing is you cant overclock
i tried building 3 PCS
first one caught fire
the second one caught fire
the third one caught fire.
how....its a giant lego set
you need to earth yourself dude!
lol wes good jokes
i was 13 when my mum taught me to build pc's....
BECAUSE I BURNED THEM WHEN THEY WOULDN'T FUCKING WORK
sure
ohh so they didn't CATCH fire, you set htem on fire - totally different!
one kept turning itself off before it could boot
the second one crashed upon second startup and couldn't be recovered
third one had smoke coming out the power thing and it actually fried stuff.
bad drivers probably that one
expensive stuff.
Hey wes?
power surge
It is time you made friends with computer geeks
lol @raw haven
PS4 ftw though
earth protection and knowing how to handle circuit boards safely
Time to make friends with computer geeks
ps4 cant run spss or allow me to do my job
or run at 1080p 60fps
on well...anything
elfin everything coming from my PS4 is in 60fps at 1080p
upscaled doesnt count
and i get raw 1440p
why would you set fire to your machine though....take it to a pc shop to be repaired if you dont know whats happening
I personally dont PC game yet, even though i have a tiny amount of knowledge of builds and such. No $$$$ yet, i really hope to in the near future. Its much superior than my ps4 ๐
hey ebola
hey
and i see youve read up on Wes's messages
ye
speaking of pc gaming
if you own doom 2016
go into the options and change the api to vulkan
they finally updated it to add it
for someone with a card thats a bit old it makes it much smoother
nice
elfin i didn't set fire to those machines i did training for informatics
i tried building three machines and then they had to let me go because i was costing them serious money
gold rated psu and nothing lower is what I always say http://i.imgur.com/NiKw3qU.jpg
ye efficiency ftw
even though they have less than regular standard cans i prefer 250ml cans of coca cola
they're so easy to hold and i don't need more in one go
you were employed to make those machines?
so you had an earth cable and anti-static gloves right?
because on the one hand "it's just like lego" and on the other hand "jesus fuck what the shit did you cunting do to this machine?!"
no
they made me stand on a green mat
yeah that's an earthing mat.
Im good
well that's optional, but can be a good idea
depends on your natural tendancy to generate static electricity.
thats good saymite
well @paper kelp i put a thing in another thing and then people yelled at me
just like most of the sex i've ever had
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you didnt have it plugged in when connecting stuff did you?
like, the cables only go in one way unless you put psu upside down to heat vented onto the floor
^^ But surely that never happens after the first explosion?
most cases have slots so psu's only go in the one way surely?
don't they?
if he built it in the last 4 years thermal is moslty non-conductibe
unless poured directly into the pins
no i built it around 2006-2007
"built"
"erected"
"bodged" seems more accurate
if you beat someone to death with your boner, are you an erexecutioner?
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guntered
thanks brah
but really - if you know what precautions to take building PC's is like lego, but with cable routing management to think about.
cable management ๐
and cable ties are the devil!
if you were to put a label on how many years back the ps4 and xbox one are in terms of PC gaming what would you say
wasnt it 3
well shit
or am I thinking of wii u
2010 era
thats what im thinking too
so 2.5 years ago
PS4 > PC
plus they were already outdatd
wins the argument.
shit guys we lost
yeah but the hardware was only just passable then, so.
xD @errant hazel
The only reason I would get a console is because of exclusives
i'm giving the PC guys a point for Ebola's comment
i'll probably appreciate console gaming more when i can play in a comfortable setup
Which is why I have a Wii U
psychic console is great for people who wanna game but also don't wanna put any effort into it
tbh i do get great use out of my ps4, almost more than my pc
i just put it there hook it to my pc and it fucking runs
its a brilliant doorstop
Well, I have a gaming laptop, so I am fine with comouters
people console game because they like the convenience
I can do everything I need to do on my pc
yeah it was convenient before they came with HDD's
now it's not as annoying as updating the PC versions.
has no money for the things ebola previously mentioned
why wouldnt you be using triple monitor faming
I'll just refrain from saying anything
unless you mean os
which you dont have to update completley as often as you think
it still takes time to download and install. I remember when consoles were supposed to be turn on and play.
university + no job + government loans = pc
now it's like playing a spectrum game without the cute sound
im not even university yet
SIDRAT WASH YOUR MOUTH WITH SOAP
@hallow tendon
what do you think loading screens in PS1 games are?
the game is installing to RAM
:p
isn't it?
ooh crash is being remade
its why vegas has walls and stuff
ebola if bethesda did new vegas themselves it would have been much better
ew
sidrat gimme money to build one
this is why we see the wonderful pc modding communty
@gusty plank I'll take a note and set fire to it. Same result just quicker
there is a mod to remove those walls on pc
and add amazing cool things
ty for reminding me
@sweet pelican problem too mzku lemme look like wearing plaid shirts
Sean is a fan of modding
but modding NMS
didnt he say he wants modding tools post launch
that could be a totally huge fragile post
something like that
then offline mode ahoy
sean needs to release mod tools that dont interfere with that part of the game
private server emulation at least!
lol ebola the offline mode wouldnt matter in that case
u wot
the only thing online gives the game is player-player seeing things/interaction
you can still upload things offline get your units
but other players wont see it
yes
and i love you can play offline
because day 1 server fial
*fail
offline is a failsafe
means you should be able to connect to the server when you want to and upload everything you've done between connections. Assuming no one else has already claimed it I guess?
@cyan tendon i guess
HG probs has that worked out somehow
zurgery lemme look
64 GIGS OF RAM
ARE YOU STREAMING?
i do a lot of shit
seems interestng
wtf 64 gb of ram
rich boy
well you never know for the future also with ram
i could get you a kid for that - Creed Bratton
ive been saving a while...
My buddy does virtualization and only uses 32
64 is a waste
if its windows 10 you might as well stop now
10
โ
i might change to 7
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no windows 10 is fine
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lol
so 64gb ram no?
32
keep it if you can afford it
i can afford it
downgrade to 32 and get better peripherals? ๐
heres the thing with 64 GB ram
and the dual 1080's are a nice touch too.
yh ikr sid
how much is the 1080 gonna retail for guys
but I hope you're adding VR and multiple monitors to your shopping list
^
ya ebola
im getting 3 monitors
3 monitors and HTC Vive I hope
whats their max res
4K
ill post my monitor 1sec
just casually takes zurgerys pc
just don't let Wes anywhere near it
;p;
oy wtf
@Wes create a more colourful flame I guess
don't make me rub my balls all over your computers guys
ew
but its super overkill these days still
i dont want VIRUSES
see what i did there
hue hue hue
hue hue hue
hue hue hue
but like, faster loading times?
OMG @sweet pelican are you watching Big Bang Theory too?
I dont need antivirus, I use chicken soup for my liquid cooling
@cyan tendon mayb..........
oh boy let me get the tweet
lol
ebola
beep
this is a message
I'm on s06e01 right now
only series ive binged are breaking bad the office (US) and the walking dead