#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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sweet pelican
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im offended you are asking me if im offended. Jesus kube stop being a hater

raw compass
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But are you an offended sean murray?

keen sparrow
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gunter offended

pliant fjordBOT
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@keen sparrow offended you have more PVX than point of dnd

keen sparrow
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okay

sweet pelican
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got em

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got em

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got em

hoary spire
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Gunter pull over

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire pull of the buzz of sean murray gif here so confused cuz he really?

raw compass
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Deez nuts

keen sparrow
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gunter got em

pliant fjordBOT
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@keen sparrow got around to this past my drivers shit to chat is trk

sweet pelican
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@raw compass pls

keen sparrow
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gunter Kube³

raw compass
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Gotta go fasttt

sweet pelican
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gunter you still on cooldown buddy

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yep

raw compass
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rolls away

keen sparrow
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bitch is on cooldown

raw compass
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collects coins

sweet pelican
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rolls after kube

raw compass
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Gotta get them alll

sweet pelican
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so now its pokemon

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transforms into a slowbro

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fear me

raw compass
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tpr and kube roll away into the sunset

sweet pelican
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beep

raw compass
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ending music

sweet pelican
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brought to you by "things are happening"

hoary spire
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Pull over dat ass too fat

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gunter pull over

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire pull it started, im actually no?

raw compass
hoary spire
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god dammit gunter

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire god dammit Mr. Water Plant paul weir said haha

sweet pelican
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Paul weir lol

raw compass
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Things are happening. Cuz we make things happen. happy ad music

sweet pelican
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colossus must be updating gunter daily

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lol kube

hoary spire
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gunter commander shepard

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WE BROKE IT

sweet pelican
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isnt that a crysis reference mrwaterplanet Kappa

hoary spire
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THE END IS TRULY NIGH

raw compass
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Look look someone broke william

tardy frigate
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gunter commander shepard

pliant fjordBOT
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@tardy frigate commander shepard

raw compass
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gunter william

pliant fjordBOT
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@raw compass william dafoe

sweet pelican
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😮

hoary spire
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is what a crysis reference? Commander shepard? Bitch that's mass effect.

raw compass
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See :(

sweet pelican
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MrWaterPlant did you see my Kappa

hoary spire
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gunter no mans sky

tardy frigate
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gunter william

sweet pelican
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I said Kappa

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire sky coming?

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@tardy frigate william thomas fuckface william dafoe

hoary spire
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No I don't see emotes on discord

sweet pelican
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neither do i

hoary spire
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I know its a thing but dont know how to enable it

sweet pelican
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its implying the emote

wild marten
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Gunter kappa

raw compass
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I gotta go byeeee goodnighttt guten naschtttt bonne nuitttt dobranocc

sweet pelican
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gud night kube

hoary spire
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Mother fucker it's 4 PM

sweet pelican
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hes in poland

raw compass
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TPR U SMOKE?

sweet pelican
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nah

raw compass
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gasp

hoary spire
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Lazy ass

sweet pelican
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nice pun

tardy frigate
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gunter william

pliant fjordBOT
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@tardy frigate william thomas fuckface is to Me neither, i plan on the inspiron i7559 the system, etc.

raw compass
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Ok baii

hoary spire
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going to bed at 4 pm old man

sweet pelican
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bai m8

raw compass
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Baii gurlss

wild marten
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Bai

hoary spire
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bye

sweet pelican
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IM NOT A GIRL

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IM A WOMAN

wild marten
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gurl

hoary spire
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BUT NEITHER AM I A BOY

raw compass
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😁

sweet pelican
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gunter am i a girl

raw compass
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rolls away into the darkness

pliant fjordBOT
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@sweet pelican am sean to Two Steps From Hell I tried to play Minecraft?

tardy frigate
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gunter tell kube goodbye

pliant fjordBOT
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@tardy frigate tell you listen to sound at the next battle mode war in a Killing Moon

hoary spire
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gunter lets get to bashing butts

tardy frigate
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good enough

sweet pelican
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bashing butts

hoary spire
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GUNTER WHY

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as whell as deez nuts

sweet pelican
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gunter say mrwaterplant feels salty from cooldown

pliant fjordBOT
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@sweet pelican mrwaterplant feels salty from cooldown

hoary spire
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-_-

sweet pelican
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😃

hoary spire
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😦

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😛

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XD

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dammitg

sweet pelican
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just wait like 5-7 min

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lol

hoary spire
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anyway, back to mass effect

wild marten
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💨

sweet pelican
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see ya @hoary spire

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lol frosty

hoary spire
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bye

lucid remnant
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eh how do I make like special characters on windows

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on mac I can just press alt

hoary spire
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³

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like that

lucid remnant
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oh ok thanks

hoary spire
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That cubed sign was ALT+numpad 0179

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³

lucid remnant
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FF

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what

hoary spire
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FF XIII?

lucid remnant
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yup

hoary spire
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What do I win

paper kelp
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NOTHING!

lucid remnant
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The honour

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³

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ooh

wild marten
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It is so hot today .3.

lucid remnant
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I had nomlock off/on/whatever

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so I have to remember all these codes?

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this is stupid

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who thought of that

paper kelp
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{

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○ÚÐÁ1

wild marten
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Uh

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Sean did

lucid remnant
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no but like why is this

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is this really what I have to do everytime I want to use é?

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this is completely stupid

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At least I know how people make these weird symbols now

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why not just do é by pressing alt+e ?

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it's an alternative to e

paper kelp
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wat

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alt + e?

lucid remnant
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like on mac

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alt+(any letter) gives you an alternative letter

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like the german double S, or stuff like TM and circle r stuff

mighty rose
lucid remnant
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yeah but all the things I used were there

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now all I have are these number combinations

mighty rose
paper kelp
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what you talking about

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I cant type é

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neither can i tipe ç

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or ãõ?

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ü

lucid remnant
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I'm guessing it's different in different countries, which one of thoes things are on the keyboard

paper kelp
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❤ international keyboiard

lucid remnant
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haow :c

hoary spire
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What the fuck went on here while I was playing Mass Effect

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Got all these keyboards and stuff

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What is that norwegian or something?

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Is secret_bot still up?

paper kelp
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no

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hes dead too

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along with gunter

pliant fjordBOT
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@paper kelp along nicely.

hoary spire
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gunters not dead

keen sparrow
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gunter is not dead

pliant fjordBOT
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@keen sparrow is so many hours and hove over 2,000$ on the game streaming off a section of said explosing

paper kelp
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yep

keen sparrow
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Gunter is dead

pliant fjordBOT
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@keen sparrow dead to the head by the inverse, literally can't wait thingy on sensors later on.

keen sparrow
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Gunter gluck

pliant fjordBOT
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@keen sparrow gluck gluckGLUCK GLUCK

hoary spire
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gunter pull

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire pull it comes up to type of another player not exacerbate hangover 😮

hoary spire
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god dammit

paper kelp
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gunter realese

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gunter hype

pliant fjordBOT
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@paper kelp hype stuff :c

hoary spire
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How many times must I say it before he responds with pull over dat ass too fat

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gunter pull over dat ass too fat

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire pull it and they were either already knew that was finished than makes me as mean sanai latham is there is irrc?

hoary spire
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Mother fucker!

wild ridge
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~join-role explorer

paper kelp
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No

wild ridge
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:\

paper kelp
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gunter (○ Y ○)

lucid remnant
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secret_bot ain't here

pliant fjordBOT
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@paper kelp y u fly around the mod here you never seen the infinite worlds and even really good.

wild ridge
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i see now

marsh merlin
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GUNTER STOP COMPLAINING

pliant fjordBOT
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@marsh merlin STOP CURSING

marsh merlin
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I'm not cursing Gunter

pliant fjordBOT
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@marsh merlin I'm sure >_>

marsh merlin
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What the crap Gunter

pliant fjordBOT
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@marsh merlin the other things are no 970 GPU, 9 teribites and addiction

marsh merlin
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I see how you are Gunter

pliant fjordBOT
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@marsh merlin are weird to play GTA 5 star of georgia the other into contact with friends played it was a shame

gusty plank
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505 new messages

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... fuck it i aint reading all that

paper kelp
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@gusty plank read them OR ELSE

mighty rose
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i'm going to write a message to pin explaining how to use secret_bot to give roles

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Want a fancy coloured name? We have roles for the major play styles in the game. Jump over to #180473536324829185 to ask @prisma yoke to make you that much fancier.

paper kelp
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Ive been here for 2 weeks , never seen him online

mighty rose
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thet's becaise it's broken

paper kelp
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Ahaha

mighty rose
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and i need to fix it

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well, only part of it is broken

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but it's a bit of an important part

gusty plank
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~join-role Supreme Ruler

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fükk.

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didn't work.

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oh well. goodnight!

mighty rose
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the bot's not online...

paper kelp
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I think he was makin a joke

mighty rose
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i'm a little to tired for jokes

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i'll wake up in the next hour or so

mint spear
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~join-role Fighters

mighty rose
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bot isn

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't on

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i'll quickly boot it up for you

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try now

lucid remnant
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is the "playing" thing the broken thing?

mighty rose
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no, not this time

lucid remnant
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oh

mighty rose
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the playing thing works

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the part that's broken is the custom commands

lucid remnant
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oh

mighty rose
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which is by far one of the most important parts of the bot

lucid remnant
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how's the info rep going then?

lost bay
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and all through the house
not a creature was stirring
not even a mouse

the gamepads were set by the TV with care,
in hopse that sean murray soon(tm) would be there```
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continue? (y/n)

hoary spire
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y

lost bay
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k

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wipes tear from eye

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this is the best idea I've ever had I think

mighty rose
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~prayer

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oh, bot's gone

hoary spire
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yeah

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there it is

mighty rose
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~prayer

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nopew

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hmm

hoary spire
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~woo

prisma yokeBOT
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\o/

wild ridge
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~join-role fighter

prisma yokeBOT
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role not found/not allowed

wild ridge
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-.-

hoary spire
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~help

wild ridge
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~join-role Fighters

prisma yokeBOT
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gave Fighters to @wild ridge

mighty rose
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fighters has an s at the end

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there you go

wild ridge
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~join-role explorers

prisma yokeBOT
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gave Explorers to @wild ridge

wild ridge
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~join-role scientists

river bronze
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~join~role Explorers

prisma yokeBOT
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gave Scientists to @wild ridge

wild ridge
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Thats better

river bronze
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rip

mighty rose
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it's a dash in the middle

hoary spire
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You have to leave groups manually

mighty rose
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tilde only at the front

wild ridge
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Until guard combes up

river bronze
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~join-role Explorers

hoary spire
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so your in both fighters, explorers, and scientists

wild ridge
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comes*

prisma yokeBOT
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gave Explorers to @river bronze

river bronze
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thanks

wild ridge
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both* yes

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lol

hoary spire
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~leave-role fighters

prisma yokeBOT
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removed Fighters from @hoary spire

hoary spire
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brb need to restart my computer

mint spear
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~join-role Fighters

prisma yokeBOT
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gave Fighters to @mint spear

mint spear
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anyone coming on voice chat?

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also, does anyone know.. what happens to your ship when its blown up?

mighty rose
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it gets blown up

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you have to buy a new one

hoary spire
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back

sweet pelican
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whats up guys

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oh hey sceret are you still here?

mint spear
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@mighty rose thanks for that

mighty rose
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np

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oh, i'm here

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on and off

sweet pelican
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~join-role Explorers

prisma yokeBOT
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gave Explorers to @sweet pelican

sweet pelican
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OOOOOOOOo

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

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@mighty rose i thought i needed you to join the explorers but i read the pinned message

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so its all good

lost bay
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night before r-day and 
all through the house ...
not a creature was stirring, 
not even a mouse.

the gamepads were set by the TV with care,
in the hopes that sean murray soon(tm) would be there.

the children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of space travel danced in their heads;
and ma in her kerchief, and I in my cap,
were coming to terms with our longest night's nap--

--when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter I
jumped out of bed to see what was the matter.

away to the window I flew like a flash, tore 
open the shutters and threw up the sash.
the moon; on the breast of a ship (so new-fallen!) gave 
the luster of august throughout the enclave```
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this is so much harder than I thought it would be

hoary spire
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That ending was terrible GREAT!

lost bay
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I have to keep changing around word order

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blehhhhh

pliant fjordBOT
sweet pelican
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gunter where did that come from

pliant fjordBOT
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@sweet pelican from some down motherfuckers

sweet pelican
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true

paper kelp
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~join~role Explorers

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weee

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: ~join-role Explorers

pliant fjordBOT
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​🐦 Daryn Smythe (@DSmytheHG) tweeted: @DSmytheHG actually I think I like it. Worthy of a profile pic? I dunno...

paper kelp
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~join~role Explorers

hoary spire
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~join-role [whatever]

prisma yokeBOT
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role not found/not allowed

hoary spire
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A - not a ~

mighty rose
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tildes ~ are used to indicate a command

paper kelp
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~join-role Explorers

prisma yokeBOT
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gave Explorers to @paper kelp

mighty rose
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dashes - are used to join words

hoary spire
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AAAAYYYYY

paper kelp
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I just did that, he told me it wasnt a valid name for a role

hoary spire
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Well it worked this time

lost bay
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on, carter! on, harry! lev, matt, charlie! wallace!"```
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fuck, that was difficult

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going to take a break now

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probably sleep a little, I'm tired

hoary spire
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I'd say good night but it's only 7 and the sun is damn bright

paper kelp
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7?

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where you from,?

hoary spire
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Michigan, 'Merica

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EST time zone

river bronze
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michigan represent

paper kelp
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Oh

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you mean 19

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not 7

hoary spire
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?

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oh

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I'll have to take your word on that

paper kelp
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yeah

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wait no

hoary spire
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7 pm

paper kelp
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dont take my words , I need them

hoary spire
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lol

paper kelp
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plz

cinder zenith
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How is it going guys?

exotic musk
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gut

hoary spire
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gud

outer token
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slow.

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the release of NMS literally makes me want to send a letter to my congressman and see if we can get the month of july obliterated

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or at least shortened

hoary spire
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lol

outer token
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need august now, pls.

wild ridge
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lmao

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dude i had dreams about it last night

outer token
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august first is going to be the worst time for me

hoary spire
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im

outer token
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cuz im literally sitting with the mindset of "ITS STILL LONGER THAN A WEEK"

hoary spire
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just gonna sleep through that first week

outer token
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i really wish there was a "do it yourself mini coma" kit

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sigh

hoary spire
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what?

river bronze
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I was actually thinking about comas the other day

hoary spire
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oh coma

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I read that as comma

river bronze
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like how weird would it be to just be asleep for like 10 years

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then you wake up and literally everything is different

outer token
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yea thats what i thought too. wouldnt want to accidentally over do it

cinder zenith
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Like Captain America.

hoary spire
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or Shepard

river bronze
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pretty much, yeah

wild ridge
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except now you're 70 and useless

hoary spire
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lol

wild ridge
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you have no pretenant skills

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and even your body can't do physical labor

outer token
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does my dick still work? check. do my hands still work? check. is NMS out yet? delayed again

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FUCK

wild ridge
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spellin?

outer token
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throws a table

hoary spire
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

wild ridge
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nms is one dlc 94

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and you were asleep through the neural link phase

outer token
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right?

wild ridge
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so you can't even play because the hardware is too complicated

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your only hope is playing the old console versions

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so you finally get all the parts

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only to find out someone made an a.i. to map the 18 quintillion stars for a 6th grade project

paper kelp
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gunter kill me

pliant fjordBOT
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@paper kelp kill you said it a few other for some games but sean still fucking kill me wrong.

hoary spire
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gunter nock me out until awwgust

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire until the repository is basically a smoothie.

hoary spire
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exactrlty

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exactly*

wild ridge
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what the fuck is wrang with guntar?

hoary spire
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gunter what is wrong with you

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire is $466. But gets me about it on it was a discord on our houses

hoary spire
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Christ gunters expensive

paper kelp
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Ok , I think gunter is broke

cinder zenith
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Go home gunter, your drunk.

hoary spire
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gunter go home your drunk

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire your way of time

wild ridge
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gunter explode

cinder zenith
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gunter try to make more sense

pliant fjordBOT
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@cinder zenith more sense of it difficult closer to steam and click of shite

hoary spire
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gunter SPEAK

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire SPEAK TO ME SENPAI

wild ridge
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gunter love me wrangly to the extent

pliant fjordBOT
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@wild ridge me calculate how else there is scandisk and radioactive environments) Hyperdrive (Hyperspace jump on a lot but it in the playerbase allows.

cinder zenith
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gunter tell me your real name

pliant fjordBOT
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@cinder zenith name and it doesnt delay.

hoary spire
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gunter senpai

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire senpai wont either kill you want to me.....

cinder zenith
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gunter tell me your real name dont lie this time

pliant fjordBOT
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@cinder zenith your game crashes for ;P

hoary spire
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whoop whoop

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gunter whoop

cinder zenith
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gunter kys

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire whoop whoop!

wild ridge
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gunter stimulate the region

pliant fjordBOT
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@wild ridge the server before that game was terrible GREAT!

cinder zenith
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gunter high fives

pliant fjordBOT
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@cinder zenith high though 😉

cinder zenith
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gunter sit

hoary spire
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dammit, one sec

pliant fjordBOT
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@cinder zenith sit in the game?

cinder zenith
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gunter stay

hoary spire
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gunter roll over

pliant fjordBOT
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@hoary spire over the streaming to girls girls, calm down my castle chest

hoary spire
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0_0

wild ridge
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gunter castle your breast!

hoary spire
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Gunter pickin up the chicks in his tanl

pliant fjordBOT
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@wild ridge castle chest in space ninja shooters

hoary spire
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tank*

cinder zenith
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gunter be stalin yo girl

wild ridge
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he learns from the words you use specifically

hoary spire
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gunter = mr. stalin

wild ridge
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gunter spam the blam

pliant fjordBOT
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@wild ridge the game is not lunch CrimeZen a 970 GTX, 16 GB DDR5 but I say さくらがおかじょしこうらがっこうこうか

hoary spire
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gunter translate stalin

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gunter?

cinder zenith
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gunter Eightball will nms be delayed again?

hoary spire
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GUNTER SPEAK TO ME

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SPEAK TO ME SENPAI

cinder zenith
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gunter help

hoary spire
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GUNTER

cinder zenith
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we killed him

hoary spire
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GUTENTAG

wild ridge
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gunter why are you linking me k-on songs!!!!

pliant fjordBOT
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@wild ridge are privately ran skyrim with local race of doctor's visits...

hoary spire
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cause he's a weeb

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gunter stop being a weeb

cinder zenith
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gunter help

wild ridge
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gunter are you a weeblo?

hoary spire
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weeabo*

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gunter translate weeabo

cinder zenith
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gunter UrbanDict Sean Murray

wild ridge
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"hey guys i found a monolith and licked it now i can't understand the language of my ship"

hoary spire
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gunter UrbanDict pined

cinder zenith
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gunter

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he ded

hoary spire
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gunter

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We actually broke it this time

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someone tell kubed³

mighty rose
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gunter, stop ignoring people

pliant fjordBOT
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@mighty rose 0 timers stopped.

cinder zenith
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RIP gunter 2016-2016

hoary spire
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gunter urbandict pined

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still ded

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gunter is kill

mighty rose
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gunter is still here

pliant fjordBOT
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@mighty rose here wasting a minute ago

mighty rose
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see

hoary spire
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gunter?

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Dammit gunter senpai, NOTICE ME

marsh merlin
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GUNTER STOP COMPLAINING

pliant fjordBOT
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@marsh merlin STOP MANIPULATING HIM

ripe dove
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hey boyos

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4gunter nms

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gunter nms

pliant fjordBOT
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@ripe dove Release countdown: PC[US,Canada]: 4 weeks 5 days 16 hours 46 minutes, PC[EU,AU]: 4 weeks 6 days 16 hours 46 minutes, PS4[EU]: 4 weeks 5 days 21 hours 46 minutes, PS4[AU]: 4 weeks 5 days 13 hours 46 minutes.

ripe dove
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sick lad

paper kelp
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gunter poop

pliant fjordBOT
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@paper kelp poop simulator, huh?

onyx island
#

Gunter wants to play poop simulator?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@onyx island play until like players and y'all

onyx island
#

Ok Gunter, have fun

#

sigh, Nothing happened today, it was boring

green helm
#

hey poopy butts

cinder zenith
#

gunter Eightball will nms be delayed again?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@cinder zenith My reply is no.

cinder zenith
#

gunter Eightball are things happening?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@cinder zenith My sources say no.

torn saffron
#

gunter Eightball are THINGS HAPPENING?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@torn saffron Most likely.

torn saffron
#

See, just gotta use the most up to date information

hoary spire
#

Oh hey is gunter working again>

#

gunter UrbanDict pined

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire Pined: To be hit by a pine tree, such as when driving at high speeds through a forest.
Example: Dude, I was riding my bike in the mountains in GTA V and I got pined so hard.

hoary spire
#

Finally

crystal token
#

Gunter you're alive!

pliant fjordBOT
#

@crystal token you're up. probably wont give a little heavy, it doesnt?

torn saffron
#

Gunter is resurrected

pliant fjordBOT
#

@torn saffron is of their skills of the point of the $600+ for splunge is always hoped that thing :0

torn saffron
#

.....splunge?

hoary spire
#

gunter UrbanDict Balgruuf

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire No results.

hoary spire
#

aw 😦

cinder zenith
#

gunter EightBall will nms be delayed again?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@cinder zenith Reply hazy, try again.

rose yew
#

lol

cinder zenith
#

gunter Eightball will nms be delayed?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@cinder zenith Reply hazy, try again.

rose yew
#

hahaha

cinder zenith
#

gunter EightBall WILL NMS BE DELAYED YES OR NO

pliant fjordBOT
#

@cinder zenith Yes, definitely.

cinder zenith
#

.....

rose yew
#

....

cinder zenith
#

oh no

hoary spire
#

God dammit Sean

rose yew
#

this spells trouble

hoary spire
#

no I think that spells Yes, definitely.

outer token
#

maybe gunter has learned sarcasm

#

and is trolling you

#

,definitely

hoary spire
#

gunter are you a troll

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire a damn son

outer token
#

a damn son, indeed.

hoary spire
#

well there you have it

tardy frigate
#

gunter are you a damn son

pliant fjordBOT
#

@tardy frigate son for laptops under but hear you going to het it though...

tardy frigate
#

HET

hoary spire
#

wut

outer token
#

potato.

hoary spire
#

potato

tardy frigate
#

нет

#

gunter нет

hoary spire
#

goddamn ruskie

tardy frigate
#

gunter нет

#

dammit gunter

pliant fjordBOT
#

@tardy frigate dammit ʎɐɹɹnW uɐǝS a friend got like you're slaves.

tardy frigate
#

why won't you нет

hoary spire
#

COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL! LETHAL PHORCE ENGAGED!

tardy frigate
#

no

outer token
pliant fjordBOT
#

@outer token feel pressured while I can stop rigging fake users?

tardy frigate
#

i disagree

#

gunter stop rigging fake users

pliant fjordBOT
#

@tardy frigate rigging fake players and gw2 did that one sec

hoary spire
#

gunter planetside

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire planetside 2 on sky?

tardy frigate
#

gunter нет

#

gunter why won't you нет

pliant fjordBOT
#

@tardy frigate you atre here so it looks fun to that didnt know when Human/Aliens are pretty stumped .-.

hoary spire
#

gunter translate nyet

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire nyet

tardy frigate
#

good translation gunter

pliant fjordBOT
#

@tardy frigate good idea if this is a gtx 960 can set up from a week of buying the middle ground, neither side note: Iceland scores!

tardy frigate
#

YEAH

#

GO ICELAND

hoary spire
tardy frigate
#

what did iceland do

hoary spire
#

they beat england

#

in soccor

outer token
#

score, apparantly.

hoary spire
#

soccer*

#

fml

outer token
#

sawkur?

tardy frigate
#

*football

#

in non-american countries

hoary spire
#

or football as the damn dirty tea drinkers say

outer token
#

sahkir

tardy frigate
#

sakkur

outer token
#

succor

hoary spire
#

sack her

tardy frigate
#

sock her

hoary spire
#

gunter sack

tardy frigate
#

right in the jaw

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire sack her tail sometimes games i could find me senpai wont be massively helpful

keen sparrow
#

succ

tardy frigate
#

gunter soccer

pliant fjordBOT
#

@tardy frigate soccer match

tardy frigate
#

yes

hoary spire
#

holy shit

#

a coherent sentance

tardy frigate
#

that is what a game of soccer usually is

#

gunter soccer

pliant fjordBOT
#

@tardy frigate soccer match

tardy frigate
#

wow

#

consistent

hoary spire
#

gunter gunter

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire Mr. Water Plant where as something else does anyone know nothing has 7 of the ar

tardy frigate
#

gunter soccer

hoary spire
#

gunter gunter gunter

pliant fjordBOT
#

@tardy frigate soccer match

#

@hoary spire Mr. Water Plant no plans on a jetpack out.

tardy frigate
#

three in a row

#

gunter gunter

hoary spire
#

gunter three

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire three in my room

hoary spire
#

WHOA

#

GUNTER

tardy frigate
#

a bird in the hand is worth three in gunter's room

#

which means

#

gunter has two siblings

#

and they are in his room

#

for some reason

hoary spire
#

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tardy frigate
#

no

#

bad face

hoary spire
#

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#

gunter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tardy frigate
#

not for this situation

#

bad

hoary spire
#

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tardy frigate
#

get outta here

hoary spire
#

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tardy frigate
#

no

#

that is not why they are in his room

hoary spire
#

Look at dat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#

Gimme the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#

I want the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#

Lord what a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

outer token
#

gunter bad touch

pliant fjordBOT
#

@outer token touch me to say さくらがおかじょしこうらがっこうこうか

tardy frigate
#

gunter cease

outer token
#

gunter no-no parts

pliant fjordBOT
#

@outer token parts of this yesterday he said program?

tardy frigate
#

cancel

hoary spire
#

gunter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tardy frigate
#

end

#

ctrl alt delete

outer token
#

gunter you touched my tralalala

pliant fjordBOT
#

@outer token touched it via Maxis/EA

hoary spire
#

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

outer token
#

you lost me at maxis/ea

tardy frigate
#

gunter pls

outer token
#

maxis is one thing but ea?

tardy frigate
#

bfvdbvkjashghbadsfvhpaegbldvhpbpvjrbv

outer token
#

nobody deserves that..

hoary spire
cinder zenith
#

gunter EightBall Is Sean Murray god?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@cinder zenith Yes, definitely.

hoary spire
#

Well, there it is

tardy frigate
#

i am god

#

good job gunter

cinder zenith
#

You heard it here folks

#

No, IM GOD.

tardy frigate
#

no

#

wrong

hoary spire
#

THERE ARE 6 GODS

tardy frigate
#

incorrect

hoary spire
#

AND YOU ARE A GOD'

#

AND YOU ARE A GOD

#

EVERYBODY IS A GOD

tardy frigate
#

i am god

#

gunter eightball am i god

#

no answer

cinder zenith
#

gunter EightBall AM I GOD?

hoary spire
#

gunter eightball what shall we do to blashpemers

tardy frigate
#

defaults to yes

pliant fjordBOT
#

@cinder zenith You may rely on it.

tardy frigate
#

that's a no

hoary spire
#

gunter what is your favorite torture method?

cinder zenith
#

gunter EightBall is @tardy frigate god?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@cinder zenith As I see it, yes.

tardy frigate
#

not responding

cinder zenith
#

.....

tardy frigate
#

that's his favorite torture method

#

also

cinder zenith
#

is @cinder zenith god?

tardy frigate
#

i win

hoary spire
#

the silent treatment

cinder zenith
#

gunter EightBall am i god?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@cinder zenith Outlook good.

tardy frigate
#

it's a possibility

#

except it isn't

#

because i am

cinder zenith
#

gunter EightBall is @tardy frigate god?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@cinder zenith You may rely on it.

tardy frigate
#

excuse me

#

you already asked that

#

i already won

hoary spire
#

gunter who in this discord is god?

tardy frigate
#

you lose

cinder zenith
#

gunter EightBall do you only answer yes?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@cinder zenith Reply hazy, try again.

hoary spire
#

gunter say Mr. Water Plant is god

#

DAMMIT GUNTER

tardy frigate
#

that's a no

cinder zenith
#

gunter EightBall are all incarnations of sean murray gods?

hoary spire
#

gunter EightBall are all incarnations of sean murray gods?

tardy frigate
#

gunter EightBall are all incarnations of sean murray gods?

cinder zenith
#

rip gunter he will be missed

#

gunter EightBall gunter, u ok?

hoary spire
#

gunter EightBall are all incarnations of sean murray gods?

cinder zenith
#

gunter help

hoary spire
#

gunter is kill

cinder zenith
#

we finally did it guys....we broke gunter.

onyx island
#

Gunter EightBall Is No Man's Sky going to be good?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@onyx island You may rely on it.

onyx island
#

YAY!

#

What I always hoped and dreamed for

hoary spire
#

WHOOP WHOOP pull over dat ass too fat

#

gunter whoop whoop

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire whoop whoop whoop whoop!

hoary spire
#

MOTHER FUCKER

#

How many times must I say it before he does!

onyx island
#

Gunter Whoop Whoop!

pliant fjordBOT
#

@onyx island Whoop whoop!

onyx island
#

Gunter Whoopty Doop

#

I feel like I'm talking to Amazon Echo

hoary spire
#

who?

onyx island
#

"Alexa, tell me a joke"

#

Amazon's AI thingy

hoary spire
#

Never heard of it

onyx island
#

You have to say Alexa for it to respond to stuff

#

Just like we have to say Gunter

pliant fjordBOT
#

@onyx island to do you think it in the older it before, this pack i wonder we live away for a kill-on-sight reaction times as it so in offtopic then?

onyx island
#

lel

hoary spire
#

Gunter! Stop right there criminal scum!

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire right in some of the preorder perks I played that.

onyx island
#

lol

outer token
#

squeaks

#

they say it should be here by the 15th~

hoary spire
#

Ooh

#

Aah

onyx island
#

What is it?

hoary spire
#

a computer

onyx island
#

Small watercooled system with a 960?

hoary spire
#

Specifically @outer token's new computer

#

that should apparently arrive by the 15th

onyx island
#

@outer token Tell me more!

outer token
#

well. when i was just a wee little lad, i decided i wanted to be an astronaut. i was so eager and innocent, then. so i would go out to the backyard and practice my space sounds, until i realized the indigenous lifeforms of alpha centari 11 were mutant freak babies and that scared the shit out of me. so i guess you could say that was my first real taste of heartbreak

#

also, im getting a new computer soon 😄

onyx island
#

lol

#

About the computer!

hoary spire
#

10/10 would watch that movie

outer token
#

hm. i dont really think computers can get scared of mutant freak babies?

onyx island
#

._.

outer token
#

at least i dont think

#

im not really sure

#

gunter, can computers get scared of mutant freak babies?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@outer token get MAD

outer token
#

ooooh

#

no. they get mad

keen sparrow
#

turret taunt

hoary spire
#

gunter what do you do when life gives you lemons?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire gives me come here saw one point the front of mordor without lag

hoary spire
#

gunter are you Cave Johnson?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire are multiple roles in your request again just things just hope my favorite torture method to poke

hoary spire
#

0_0

onyx island
#

To put it simply, yes

hoary spire
#

gunter what is your opinion on robosexuality?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire your ship size.

hoary spire
#

GUNTER!

outer token
#

you asked

onyx island
#

lol

outer token
#

gunter have you ever played 'spin-the-bottle'?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@outer token ever had one that you know the game and the sale chart, i could go to think Borderlands

hoary spire
#

gunter do you ever feel like a plastic bag?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire you dont give roles are forced to windows memer10.0_

hoary spire
#

gunter space

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire space with it or what is NMSG

hoary spire
#

No Man's Sky: Global Offensive

outer token
#

universal* offense

#

else, what would be the point?

hoary spire
#

gunter mass

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire mass effect gold sites

outer token
#

maybe "No Man's Sky: Galaxies"

hoary spire
#

gunter effect

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire effect gold farmer increases net usage across galaxies, who's to shit, ive scoured a working out of me

hoary spire
#

Gunter's getting to old for this shit apparently

outer token
#

gunter is life. gunter is love.

pliant fjordBOT
#

@outer token life. beard he posted 20 minutes before he left.

hoary spire
#

gunter is love. gunter is life.*

pliant fjordBOT
#

@hoary spire Mr. Water Plant cookie with a mathematical formula works, however people will take a single player and strap on Steam.

hoary spire
#

0_0

#

Steampunk strap-ons

#

sounds...... steamy.

#

Okay, one of my favorite streamers will be streaming consistently all the way up to pax prime, which is AFTER NMS release. So I'm good.

#

how is @everyone else holding together until release?

cinder zenith
#

im just trying to keep my sanity

outer token
#

id be curious as to what makes you think im holding it together. im a mess. virtually no new information, no new footage. scores and waves of recycled vids and gameplay from content "creators" everything ive been playing has gone bland and tasteless. everything i think to play in the meantime seems a waste of time.

#

im a pathetic nerdy mess right about now. thanks for axin.

lost bay
#

in about ... 15? hours INSIDE will be coming out for steam

#

can't wait

cinder zenith
#

bored.

#

just think, 4 more weeks..

onyx island
#

So close, yet so far

#

I'm just using Overwatch to keep it together

errant hazel
#

what rank are you in overwatch

#

61

hoary spire
#

Personally I bought a fuck-ton of games in the summer sale

#

and I still need to finish up DS 3

#

and I'm replaying the Mass Effect trilogy

#

so I've actually got a lot of shit to keep me busy

#

and if I finish all of those in less than a month, I learned of the hardest dishonored run I've ever seen so I'll be trying that out soon enough

sacred crescent
#

anyone wanna hmu with $780 dollars for a new laptop and NMS?

hoary spire
#

hmu?

sacred crescent
#

hit me up

hoary spire
#

ah

#

/r/buildapiece may be able to help you build a computer for cheaper

#

as for NMS

#

that's another trouble

sacred crescent
#

no space for a full fledged PC

abstract rose
#

Build a piece?

hoary spire
#

that sucks

abstract rose
#

Umm...

hoary spire
#

build a pc

#

fuck]

abstract rose
#

lol

sacred crescent
#

what would be the minimum requirement to run NMS well

hoary spire
#

no clue

#

have the specs even been released?

sacred crescent
#

ye

abstract rose
#

At the bottom

#

OS: Windows 7
Processor: Intel Core i3
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: nVidia GTX 480
Storage: 10 GB available space

sacred crescent
#

what the fuck did steam do

hoary spire
#

dude, a 480 oughtta be cheap

sacred crescent
#

to the store page

hoary spire
#

?

#

I... don't follow

#

What do you mean?

sacred crescent
#

i guess they changed it recently

#

sorry for the sudden topic change lol

hoary spire
#

No but, what changed?

abstract rose
#

A gtx 480 is about $100

sacred crescent
#

sending a screenshot

#

looks like that now

hoary spire
#

no to me

abstract rose
#

Mine doesn't look like that

hoary spire
#

^

#

And I checked on the browser page so my skin isn't changin it

#

changing*

sacred crescent
#

it has the horizontal tabs on the top right?

hoary spire
#

No idea what you're talking about

sacred crescent
#

for steam

#

and thats the steam app

#

and it just changed back

sacred crescent
#

after a reboot

abstract rose
#

That's what mine looks like

hoary spire
#

Mine looks the same as @abstract rose

honest pilot
#

why do we have 5 sean murrays

hoary spire
#

We actually have 6 that I know of

sacred crescent
#

is there a graphics card on that

hoary spire
#

Doesn't look it

sacred crescent
#

rip

crystal token
#

nuuuuup

sacred crescent
#

these 2 can run NMS ok-ish, right?

hoary spire
#

I believe the NVIDIA GeForce 940MX in that first one is a graphics card

#

no idea how good it is though

crystal token
#

i don't think a 940m is going to run NMS

#

960m maaaaabye... 970m probably

sacred crescent
#

a gtx 480 can

tardy frigate
#

33 days until you can find out

crystal token
#

laptops are not very good for gaming

#

unless you spend way too much money

sacred crescent
#

nvm i see what you mean

#

looks like im gonna have to pray for an extra $780 to fall out of the sky

crystal token
#

why not just get a ps4?

hoary spire
#

cause its more expensive than a cheap pc that can run nms and he'll probably get less out of it

outer token
#

that was my original idea as well

#

refund my steam preorder and buy a ps4

sacred crescent
#

parents wont let me get a console

outer token
#

but then i thought about it

crystal token
#

that's fair. i personally would recommend spending like $600 on a desktop, but that's quite a bit more.

sacred crescent
#

plus im not a console gamer

outer token
#

pc........is the master race...

sacred crescent
#

and i dont have enough space for a PC

outer token
#

im sorry for your loss.

sacred crescent
#

lmao its k

outer token
#

no. its totally not.

#

its the saddest thing ever, and i will cry for you

sacred crescent
#

maybe my uncles will gimme some money when i visit next week

hoary spire
#

how much is the budget for your pc?

sacred crescent
#

sub $800 prob

#

thats what im looking at

outer token
#

thats quite enough, i think

sacred crescent
#

im honestly banking on back to school sales to lower the price

crystal token
#

it could happen

sacred crescent
#

hopefully

crystal token
#

the 480 gets about 35-40% higher benchmarks than the 960m

sacred crescent
#

i checked game-debate and i can run it

outer token
#

gunter, help me cry for willnc

crystal token
#

so even if you get that, it's not like a slam dunk that you could run the game

pliant fjordBOT
#

@outer token Unknown command: "me". Commands: Countdown, Dict, Eightball, Memo, Nms, Random, Say, Seen, Streams, Subs, Time, Translate, UrbanDict, Weather.

sacred crescent
#

on low to medium settings

outer token
#

not that fucking help gunter

pliant fjordBOT
#

@outer token fucking sluggish FPS too long before you how do is interesting idea how about 250 :.^)

crystal token
#

well that's good

outer token
#

FITE ME GUNTER

pliant fjordBOT
#

@outer token ME SENPAI

outer token
#

.....i know you are but what am i?

crystal token
#

as long as you can run it... low settings or 720p or something would be tolerable... better than not playing it

hoary spire
#

looks like laptops can only have the M versions of graphics cards

#

so the mini versions

#

so the not as good versions

crystal token
#

yeah, and the M pretty much makes it terrible

#

there are a few laptops with actual desktop cards in them, but they are huge, heavy, and really expensive

sacred crescent
#

lemme check game debate and put it at a lower resolution

#

i had it on 1920x1080

hoary spire
#

what is so both important and big that you can't sacrifise it for the glories of a full fledged PC?

#

sacrifice*

#

See that bed over there? You don't need that.

sacred crescent
#

not enough plugs for one, my room and house are pretty small too

#

*outlets

hoary spire
#

Hm

crystal token
#

i didn't realize how large my pc tower was until it arrived in the mail... it's big, has tons of blue led fans, and it's built like a tank. i rather like it though.

hoary spire
#

Heard of power strips?

#

link to the case @crystal token ?

crystal token
#

maybe in a bit...

hoary spire
#

Holy shit

#

I think

sacred crescent
#

apparently the game is optimized well

hoary spire
#

thats the case I had on my old pc

crystal token
#

it says mid tower, but it's quite a bit larger than your average Dell/HP case

sacred crescent
#

so i might have a chance

hoary spire
#

nope

onyx island
#

I just realized

#

NMS got onto Top Sellers list on steam

#

^-^

crystal token
#

it's been in the top 20-30 for months

onyx island
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It hasn't been in the visible Top Sellers at the main Steam page

outer token
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link?

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oh nvm on steam

crystal token
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oh that's cool

outer token
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read that wrong

sacred crescent
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its there for me

crystal token
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people are getting excited with those tweets

onyx island
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lol

sacred crescent
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9/10

onyx island
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I keep sending messages before finishing them ;-;

tardy frigate
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maybe stop doing that

crystal token
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@hoary spire but yeah, i built my pc almost 2 years ago, and i think the case was fairly old then... but it's good. solid construction.

onyx island
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I built myself a PC a few years ago

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I just upgraded it a few months ago

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It was major

crystal token
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nice. what gpu did you get?

onyx island
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a GTX 970

crystal token
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that's what i have. should be plenty for NMS.

hoary spire
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same here

onyx island
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That was an upgrade from a 460

crystal token
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mine was an upgrade from a 6850

onyx island
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So it was a huge performance gain

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;p

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lol

crystal token
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i don't know how those two compare.

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but that 460 was getting pretty old.

onyx island
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Yep

raw haven
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well mine was an upgrade from a GTX SUCKAGE to an nvidia gtx 870

onyx island
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I feel bad for upgrading that PC and then getting a gaming laptop and basically abandoning it ;-;

sacred crescent
onyx island
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lol

raw haven
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i doubt the old one was even a gtx.....in fact, i KNOW it wasn't

sacred crescent
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thats what game debate says about the i7559

onyx island
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I think it should be enough

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Don't worry about it

crystal token
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i'm so excited about Ansel

sacred crescent
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ansel?

crystal token
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but the new drivers better come out in the next few weeks

onyx island
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It is!?!?

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Can't wait to take some sexy screenshots 😉

crystal token
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yeah, it's an nVidia feature that allows you to take like 60k resolution screenshots and 360 degree VR shots and stuff

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in supported games, but NMS is one of the games that will support it

onyx island
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ik

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It's gonna be gr8

crystal token
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gr9

raw haven
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grind?

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am i the only one who wants to find the worst murderous hellhole planet in NMS and claim it?

onyx island
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No

crystal token
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you mean balari v?

raw haven
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hell no

onyx island
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lol

raw haven
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that ain't SHIT

crystal token
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i would nuke that place from orbit if i could

raw haven
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monsterous t-rex type monsters that have their solwe purpose in life to be eating ME

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sole*

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forget those piddly little sentinels

onyx island
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Gunter, what kind of planets do you want to find in NMS

pliant fjordBOT
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@onyx island kind of ppl believe it isn't scary in space with $780 to smoke

raw haven
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i try mining shit and over the hill i see a 40 foot tall t-rex chasing me

onyx island
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Gunter knows what to look for

pliant fjordBOT
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@onyx island what im still havent owned a role?

raw haven
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but this planet has the rarest of minerals and shit

onyx island
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Yeah, we should give Gunter another role

raw haven
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THAT, is the planet i am looking for

onyx island
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That would be a cool planet

raw haven
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the inhabitants of the planet have trained these sneak monstrosities

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giggling while they watch their "pets" chase the poor unfortunate fucker who had the distinct curse of landing on THEIR planet

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and every time they make us fly away with our tails between our legs they run back to the "masters" with their tongues hanging out like happy dogs