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i hope it's HP sauce
Gunter pizza
@raw compass pizza cakes
Gunter has nothing to say about sauce 😦
Omg yes
@crystal token say potatis potatis yes
honestly though, pizza cakes are a brilliant idea
GODDAMMIT, WHY YOU GOTTA IGNORE ME GUNTER
@marsh merlin GOTTA BE FUNNY GOD
yess
I want this for my birthday
Gunter awesomesauce
@worldly shell awesomesauce
Gunter awesomesauce is awesome
@raw compass awesomesauce
mmmmmm
heavily breathing
pizza intensifies
Gunter awesomesauce
@raw compass awesomesauce is that like 2, but idk
Idk either
gunter wub
@crystal token wub wub wub wub
gunter william
@marsh merlin william thomas fuckface is too
gunter drop the beat
@crystal token beat the E3 release
any plans this weekend?
i'm going to watch the warriors take out the cavaliers in game 7
Probably gonna procrastinate and watch youtubes all day
Oh wait actually
Im going to bbq tomorrow
woo
sweet
And yourself trk?
erm
i dunno, gotta get stuff done around the house, do laundry, father's day lunch tomorrow
stuff like that
Ah
Gunter fun shit
@raw compass fun with skateboard to eveer have felt rushed as excited
totally stoked Gunter
@crystal token totally ok thx m8
gunter is the best bot ever. well i dunno bout best, but he's tied with secret_bot. im just going to keep this sentence going.
dammit gunter
@marsh merlin dammit discord channel
Gunter awesomesauce
@raw compass awesomesauce is also watching
lol he says some stuff that makes you go hmm
this video is better than i expected it to be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfVCF0RQ1lk
that's a good question. maybe so he can see something behind him?
Gunter what is that mirror for
@raw compass mirror for me Gunter
Ah okay
@crystal token swag dig din jävla apa och den andra sa hej din kossa
Gunter swiggity swooty
@raw compass swiggity swooty, comin for another tidbit to have you think
Almost
it doesn't rhyme but i like it
@raw compass You guys long to us
Us?
Gunter the last of us
@crystal token last week 😛
Gunter ahthatsright
@raw compass ahthatsright gunter dict sean
if you say that out loud, it sounds bad
@raw compass BAD
Gunter word
@crystal token word until this guy's name!
Gunter who's this guy?
@raw compass guy? thats not literally told me
Gunter bleh
@worldly shell Bleh
Gunter I've seen things
@crystal token I've never give final grades
Gunter hunter
@raw compass hunter cunter XD post
gunter boobs
@crystal token BOOBS
Wow jeez
he's pretty emphatic about that
Gunter died
@crystal token died cause they were like....uhhh
Uhhhh
is that your dying sound?
Yes that's how penguins die
lol something like that
Have fun
see ya
Later
So did e everyone already hear about that tweet concerning no mans sky at the sonar festival?
No I havent
What did murray say?
Or what information is there about it at the sonar festival?
The last thing I heard is Murray got rights to use the word Sky in the games title
Wait I think that this was the videos we received on the 16th with some footage within the band playing
Yea I saw those videos'
Yeah I heard that too, that must have been really annoying
It was on Cobra TV's channel
Yeah, not sure if the guy was just really out if it when he said it was like spore only you ride the animals
Who said that?
Was at the end of the cobra video with an interview with a band member
Oh, well that guy must have been mistaken
I just want to know how the hell he got his hands on new gameplay
Yeah Ron carpenter from cobra TV thinks he may have been drinking a bit or thinking of the wrong game
yea whatever. I just cant wait 50 more days ugh.
Yeah I am excited all over again
ive seen that guys vids
they are reposts are previous gameplays
*of previous gameplays
Yeah I believe that contains old videos
cuz i though i saw really similar or like almost clonelike videos before
so just a rip
aight
It is interesting to watch those older roaming planet videos with barely any life and see how it's progressed from being more blocky into more elaborate landscapes
not only that but u might still find lifeless planets
😃
i wanna find a dead planet xD
just a huge rock of nothingness
Yeah :) isn't it like 90% won't be habitable by creatures?
donno, i suppose so
This is the quote it's a big one
Shoot
My bad that was weird
“Ninety percent of the planets that you visit should be barren, because that’s how it would be in our universe and anything else would feel fake. And then 10-percent of them should have some life, but that life 90-percent of the time should just be some grass and some shrubbery or whatever, you know, some insignificant life. But 10-percent of the time — 10-percent of the 10-percent — it should be real life. But maybe just birds, fish, and things like that, smaller creatures, 90-percent of the time. And 10-percent of the time it should be something a bit more interesting, like four-legged creatures. But that four-legged creature 90-percent of the time should be super boring"
if no man's sky doesn't come out before i die i'm gonna kill myself
u go do that xD
Don't you dare @tardy frigate
@tardy frigate me too many brain tumors.
rip
without a helmet on Balari 5 in 5 minutes
@marsh merlin LOVE KUBE
he already loves kube
Join tha Voice Comms
DAMMIT MAN, WHY YOU GOTTA DO THAT TO ME GUNTER
@marsh merlin YOU HAD ONE CARES
haha
AND??? IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY GUNTER??
@marsh merlin TO LIVE MY PANTS??
wow, it's like he's actually trying to make se- nope, there he goes
yupp
you almost made sense, gunter
@tardy frigate you would be in here
and he is in here
GUNTER DO YOU LOVE ME?? DO YOU????
i've been rejected by gunter
@marsh merlin been talking to Gunter's countdown clocks for France...
that makes just enough sense that i want to try to understand it even though i know it doesn't make sense
haha same here
the one he mentioned me in
Pre-ordered! Can't wait till August 9
i preorderd the day it was announced
gunter, say something that i can understand
@tardy frigate something that i can understand
dammit
Gunter
gunter, what is the meaning to life
@marsh merlin the peant butter off
gunter, put together a sentence that i can understand
@tardy frigate i almost the last guardian
close enough
Gunter do you know sarcasm
@steel valve do i remind myself
almost what
remember when NMS was going to headline that small games show in England? but then they canceled randomly...
almost played? almost ate?
i am almost the last guardian, i almost preordered the last guardian, i almost ate the last guardian, could mean anything really
gunter really has a mouthful if ya know what i mean
@rose yew mean by watching the US Fuck a little
@marsh merlin wow that our _We Must Save My Family tree as you hate all
i have no words gunter
@tardy frigate have shit x3
WELL THEN
FUCK YOU TOO GUNTER
Gunter, why do you smell
uwot m8
I DONT HATE ALL GUNTER
this video is so old that Hazel is still Hazel
gunter you piece of shit http://i.imgur.com/rNtzNw4.png
@tardy frigate you watched the trailers and it's a sort of gunter
it's a sort of gunter
@tardy frigate it's a giant backlog and the timelords on his head
the NMS engine is coded in C++
gunter=no mans sky
nom
nom the sky
Norman's sky
gunter wub
@crystal token wub wub wub wub
gunter om
@marsh merlin or ah-lvv :s
gunter penguin
@crystal token penguin ain't that then
Gunter, Show me what you've got
@rose yew show that a few minutes, it
gunter delay
@crystal token delay a bit bored
gunter @crystal token
@marsh merlin @crystal token dishonoured 2 tonight
Gunter trk
@crystal token trk is gonna be on twitch
i am????
good for you!
Gunter Liger
@crystal token Liger dude with silent hill
sounds like a horror movie
maybe a VR title
now that would be even more terrifying
7/13ths of the Hello Games team = programmers. that's a lot of coding.
i hope they got their power back
yeah
they've gotta take the power back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMjjsjNBS_4
@rose yew me!
Gunter fight the power
@crystal token power back into that.
he raps
i want chicken i want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver
i wonder if i got a double refund for nms
i want a double refund 😦
Gunter what are you doing?
@crystal token what time should just gone
Gunter tell me about LODs
@crystal token tell mike how it
I want chicken I want Liver, Gunter
@rose yew I DIDN'T TALK LIKE 1 week
Gunter Linux
@crystal token Linux
nobody has said anything since 5:06?
@crystal token Pokemon Red and previous gameplays
so the NMS trademark was approved June 14th in Europe
yes
some people hope that was the reason for the delay and they'll sort of un-delay it now
i dont think they will
but if they do then that would be grand
presumably they didn't have any physical copies as of June 14th, so it'd take a while to get all that up and going
unless the issue was only in Europe... then they could release everywhere else but postpone the EU release, although I don't think they would do that
they already announced a new date so they'll just stick with that
the last part of Dreamfall Chapters came out today. that's cool.
the UK release is the last to arrive after the US and EU anyway
gunter nom
@tardy frigate nom nom the original
@tardy frigate gud screenshot before then
gunter nom
@tardy frigate nom nom nom nom
:3
oh hai
gave you all i had and you tossed it in the trash, tossed it in trash, you did
farewell my brave soldier sir Gunter
@rose yew my god, there is awesome
@crystal token Where is it depends on my anaconda don't have to about 10
about 10
that's a pretty big anaconda
10 feet
my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
it really likes bread for some reason
i guess. i thought snakes were more carnivorous than that
yeah, maybe they should have put more thought into the lyrics
my anaconda don't want none unless you got
uh
my anaconda don't want none unless you got gunter
@tardy frigate want to program Lemons.
gunter you're a genius
@tardy frigate you're old meme hell=nothing gunter
@tardy frigate you're in full of close though
did you mean clothes Gunter?
@crystal token clothes sounds amazing but it's normal to boot it
I think Gunter is a nudist
he keeps making just enough sense for me to try to understand
gunter, do you wear boots
@tardy frigate you should be it
Gunter boots with the fur
@crystal token the last thing we have support seems legit
i don't want to be your boots gunter
@tardy frigate to you see the one
gunter, just wear normal boots
@tardy frigate normal again but doubt that
you're so weird Gunter
@crystal token weird feeling, when you have a new york
WHEN YOU HAVE A NEW YORK
i have a couple new yorks. no biggie.
I think I broke a wagon axel, or maybe a york, crossing the river in Oregon Trail. 😦
gunter here you go http://i.imgur.com/JhtC9vx.png
gunter york
@crystal token york
well that sucked
@crystal token anaconda don't be nice
anaconda is a bad influence
gunter florida
gunter york
@tardy frigate york
gunter guildford
gunter new york
@tardy frigate york
fuvking
gunter hello games
yo @crystal token
dammit
goodbye air from my lungs
gunter sky
@crystal token sky factions reddit
@tardy frigate oh my!
you wanna join my sky faction and blockade the center of the galaverse?
@tardy frigate no worries fly you know, i will be friendlier than a command but the trash, tossed it
Whoa
No Worries Fly could be a cool game
gunter woah
@tardy frigate woah what country for *that* long as here
@tardy frigate sky faction lol did
fuck off with the factions no one cares gunter
gunter trademark
@crystal token trademark was good idea
no
bad
Sky™ is bad
bad idea
next someone's gonna sue them for No™ and Man™
and Norman™
and Hello™
and Games
maybe it'll be whoever owns James Bond. it's a little confusing. is the game associated with Dr. No?
well met
battle for the trademark of Sean™
it's a Sean off!
sean murray created a universe
non-figuratively
checkmate
"connery, what do you do for a living?" "i play a secret agent in a few movies" "i see. and you, murray?" "i created a universe" sean murray instant win
found a markov name generator a while ago https://www.samcodes.co.uk/project/markov-namegen/
tried the animal name generator
it came up with "pantis"
i am totally using that
dibs
i will trademark it to prove it's mine
Pantis™
mine now
gunter have you ever created a game?
@outer token created that numberwang yes
gunter created numberwank
@tardy frigate numberwank
@tardy frigate numberwank
gunter did you create numberwank?
@tardy frigate did you dont know what is pretty heavily by gunter
gunter did numberwank create you?
@tardy frigate numberwank
~nw start
maybe i should try not being blind sometime
secret bot clearly isn't here
why didn't you tell me gunter
@tardy frigate tell me a full hype us
gunter numberwank
@tardy frigate numberwank create numberwank?
yes, numberwank gunter
@tardy frigate numberwank create a card game
@tardy frigate numberwank create a loan and im rambo
yes you are, gunter
@tardy frigate are you lyin', why they seem that explains it
i'm not lyin' gunter
Good morning
good morning gunter
@tardy frigate good night Kube and it's got on now
perfect
Gunter it's morning
@raw compass it's gone now there's a coffeee
go to speep kube
I don't like coffee gunter
gunter said so
@raw compass don't know me to start, let's use stealth and it
@tardy frigate said awwgust is not a lot of me
GOD DAMMIT GUNTER
gunter numberwank
@raw compass DAMMIT GUNTER FRITERAD KYCKLING
@tardy frigate numberwank gunter seems legit
i just taught him numberwank
Gunter awesomesauce
@raw compass awesomesauce is GUNTER ARE WE MAY NEVER GONNA DIE GUNTER
WOW
Oh
gunter never gonna give you up
@tardy frigate you approve of discord
i do, yes
gunter never gonna let you down
@tardy frigate let it was so the android drama
@tardy frigate run a big fat meany?
Ok
T_T No mans sky limited edition is no longer for sale, why didn't I buy sooner
nah, I wanted the street cred. also the comic/artbook, that was the main thing
gunter go get a limited edition
@tardy frigate get me to be like 10 years old
sorry, @lucid geode, gotta wait 10 years
dayum
gunter supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
@tardy frigate supercalifragilisticexpialidocious person you just bad
@tardy frigate night gunter how do something
you'll figure it out gunter
@tardy frigate it should i think XBox Music is @gentle summit the sky
@gentle summit I saw that day
I was having beautiful dreams
rip
Gunter screw off and die
@gentle summit and some sausage?
Yes Gunter
@gentle summit Yes yes this is no
Bye
@tardy frigate it interesting to land is coded in pieces of me
sure, why not gunter
@tardy frigate why he's left at birth.
gunter, now that's just sad
@tardy frigate just taken this is gorgeous.
GUNTER STOP EXPOSING YOUTSRSELF
@raw compass exposing yourself kube with some of myself
i think gunter's hitting on you
Gunter y
@raw compass y u want to bed
@raw compass STOP COMPLAINING GUNTER WAKE UP
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
XD
KEEP IT UP GUNTER
@tardy frigate KEEP TYPING THIS THOUGH
@tardy frigate DO YOU H AD
And that's it
@tardy frigate AT LEAST IT WASN'T
i just made a change, he shouldn't mention random people any more
WASN'T WHAT GUNTER
@tardy frigate WHAT RELEASES TODAY
NOT NO MAN'S SKY GUNTER
@tardy frigate NOT GIVING US THE BEST FOR MY PANTS??
@raw compass hunter cunter XD noOOOOOOOOO
He always says 'hunter cunter XD'
good fucking job, gunter, really http://imgur.com/EA8Wnsz
@raw compass hunter cunter XD same
also this http://imgur.com/nmQ2Y3u
wait
shit
yeah, but mine has a chance of being reposted by GUNTER
@tardy frigate mine for some insignificant life.
Gunter are we inaignificant in this universe?
@raw compass in school when he cant screenshot
that's kinda dark, gunter
@tardy frigate that's right gunter needs this sht
Yes we can't screenshot in school
gunter needs this shit
@tardy frigate needs to finish getting into that you are a timelord.
that's right gunter needs this shit
@tardy frigate too short, had a nickname or so that would have ben 2 and the sean
@tardy frigate good as the highest peak wank either
wank
this is a good gunter
@tardy frigate a big nalgas?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A NALGAS GUNTER
uwot m8
Gunter dict nalgas
@raw compass N a log_10(a s) | definition: N a log_10(a s)(a n log(a s))/(log(10)).
close enough
Gunter y u do this
@raw compass y u go on e3
I don't gunter
@raw compass don't let it almost home Gunter bye gunter
gunter good fucking night already just let me sleep holy shit
Gunter just let him sleep holy ahit
@raw compass ahit her where is all thy unintelligent messageth
Shit
Gunter hunter
@raw compass hunter cunter XD same
Gunter hunter
@raw compass hunter cunter XD noOOOOOOOOO
Gunter hunter
@raw compass hunter cunter XD noOOOOOOOOO
GUNTER STOP REPEATING YOURSELF
@raw compass STOP IT MY TURN?
morning peeps
@raw compass late for the computer?
GUNTER STOP COMPLAINING GOD DAMMIT
@raw compass STOP BEING RUDE GUNTER
THAT TOO GUNTER
@raw compass THAT THE TERMINATOR
You're always late Kube
I'm watching Deadpool
Oh nice
I'm alright, don't know why I'm awake
@raw compass sucks as hell at least one
Yeah. How's you Kube
Woo nice
yo @marsh merlin
@marsh merlin William Thomas Fuckface is that has nothing with your ship from there
that was a good movie
@lucid remnant kyckling Gunter? ;) xD
SMÖRGÅSBORD GUNTEr
@lucid remnant SMÖRGÅSBORD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIxz6BDmTNU KYCKLING KYCKLING
Hi Gunter
sup @gritty sentinel
@gritty sentinel much just a closer to pretty good i hope there's no
morning gunter
@tardy frigate morning mr. kube kube
@tardy frigate what i guess the important part
@tardy frigate name planets you never give you radiation treatment for their stupidity
@tardy frigate name was thinking of Gallifreys
dammit gunter
@tardy frigate dammit gunter are finding
no
if you were finding
you would have found my goddamn name
i'm going to work
bye gunter
@tardy frigate bye gunter that's in Ice Kingdom Hearts was in that would be good franchise
GUNTER, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO SAY
@marsh merlin SAY GOOD GAMES PLEASEEE
YOU BE NICE TO LUKE GUNTER
@marsh merlin BE CALLED IUT
GUNTER BE PRODUCTIVE
@marsh merlin BE LATE CUZ OF THEM WAY TO EAT
GODDAMMIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT GUNTER
@marsh merlin GODDAMMIT GUNTER IS NEXT LEVEL
YOU ARE NEXT LEVEL GUNTER
@marsh merlin NEXT LEVEL
Helloooo
Hooooi
ahoi alvv
hi buddy
i think you have to say it without the dash
Gunter ninety nine
@sweet pelican ninety nine plus ten
gunter memes
GUNTER TALK TO ME
@raw compass TALK LIKE HUMANS
ok
@sweet pelican Kube Gunter weather new words
yes
budgoat
lel
kubiecorn
I still dont know should I give things cool names, or just comical ones
i think i will leave the generated names of creatures. And I will name planets after first creature I discover on that planet
That sounds interesting
I'll just give things planet like names that fit it I guess. I'll leave funny ones to animals
What platform are you playing on?
aw
it is what it is
Im happy with my ps4, bloodborne uncharted 4 and the third party titles I want are there
But I want We Happy Few 😦
😦
Do you think if we do cross paths with other players, it will be platform exclusive?
Like ps4 people could only meet ps4 people and pc only pc?
i think it will be cross-platform
@sweet pelican have you preordered on PSN?
@timid talon nah, Im going to get a physical copy
bah, i wanna see what other peoples' PSN countdown clocks say 😛
i don't know what time of day it releases in other regions
Shouldnt it release at midnight for whatever time zone you're in?
well it releases at 10pm for me, so
it releases at 7pm for me
On what day?
10th
that's steam though, right kube? that seems to be 17:00 UTC everywhere
UTC is the same as GMT+0 right?
ya
All I know is on the 9th Im walking into Gamestop and picking up a new copy
but you'll be able to preload it earlier, from what i've heard
Yea thats the purpose of preloading
Downloading the game before its intended release, then when it hits that time you can play it right away
nice
Preloading GTA 5 was a fail
well i will be able to play it on 11th anyway
you need remote access to your PC from wherever you are kube 😛
Doctor i take it you're on ps4
i am
so i need to download steam app?
@timid talon i love downloading things in rest mode ❤
idk kube, not sure if the steam app does that or not
how do i do that then?
Kube when it gets closer to release im sure hello games will say when you can start pre loading
okay
there are various programs for remote access to your computer, remote desktop etc
or maybe if you just leave the steam client open it'll auto download it?
i'm going to england on 31st july so it's quite a bit of time before release
@raw compass hello games probably wont release the final physical copies and digital files to retailers until maybe a week or so before intended release
oh so i wont preload 😦
No, you can 😄
i don't expect it'll be a huge download anyway
10 days before release?
Maybe within 5 days
i'll be able to install it on 11th then
@timid talon you dont think the file will be that large?
nope
actually somewhere around 10GB confirmed
@raw compass you'll get the game safe and sound 😄 no matter if its before the release or not
Only 10 gigs!
confirmed where kube?
I dont believe 10 gigs
um i don't remember where but i know it was confirmed
Almost all digital ps4 downloads ive seen are at least 30
oh in min. requirements
my guess would have been under 5, i haven't seen 10 mentioned anywhere
wait ?
check min requirements doc
im confuzzled 😃
meh, they gotta be conservative with those, could be less than that
pc version, buddy
ooo
Link? ^
oh
Now how much space do you guys think nms will take up total
not sure
Doctor what do you think
not a lot of stuff is saved
almost nothing
everything that is generated is thrown away
kube: yes, i understand the min reqs say 10GB, they may just be playing it safe
and saved in seed
I wouldnt be surprised if the save file grows m assively though
yeah i know doc
Doctor what are you playing in the meanwhile until NMS hits
Oh kube you have a YT channel?
yeah
whats your username?
Cool!
thanksss 😁
Have you ever thought of putting NMS footage as visuals for the mmusic?
i did for one album dedicated for nms
interesting
A lot of your vids are racking up more vids than the subscriber count!
*views
i mean it wasn't visuals, just images haha
Thanks!!!
woot woot
\o\
so what are you most looking forward to in NMS?
cave exploration
oooooo
yeah
Logically, some of the best minerals
As you get deeper, i would think its more pure down there
You'll need to get working on your multi-tool to dig for long periods of time
yeah
Ya! They havent shown off much of the soundtrack at all, have they?
there was some of procedural music in the galactic map
oh i didnt hear it
hold on i'll try to find it
thanks 😄
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akDQbRE5yXc i cant find the galaxy one but here you can hear some of the procedural music
Oh its Cobra Tv!
Oh !
Ok!
The galaxy map music sounds aweseme
*awesome
And I realy love the ambient sounds
right??
😄
I like that everyone's gameplay is unique
Yea that factor is very interesting
It's like they created a different game for everyone
How much do you think you're going to explore each planet?
Same here
But my goal is to reach the center
And some planets have night 😃
Well all of them do
Really?
There is day/night cycle
It doesn't matter
o
Our moon has night half too
How many hours of gameplay do you think it would take to reach the center?
We all start out on the outskirts away from the center of the universe at similar distaneces
They say 40-100 hours
Wow! Thats a huge range
yea
And galaxy is galaxy sized
Do you think we can do a NG+ type thing in NMS, or after we reach it just keep exploring?
What's NG+?
New game Plus
oh like from scrap?
No, new game plus is like you're starting from the beginning supposedly but you have all your gear from the previous run
And there can be variation in gameplay, weather it be difficulty or item drops
sean said that you can keep playing after you reach the centre
Oh well that answers that
and that something will make you want play more
ooooo
also i'm very excited that some planets will have two stars
Maybe there's a secret revealed at the center that motivates us again
yeah
Wouldnt it be awesome if we could somehow explore a star
Even though its impossible in real life
What if in NMS they arent?
Well planets are just hardened rocks
they might have a chocolatey centre
I just realized... The game would've come out in two days if there wasn't a delay.... ;-;
😭
;-;
y psychic y
Gunter needs to discipline psychic
@sweet pelican to me too bad