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damn it secret
wow
wowwwwwwwwww
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
wtf
hah
MOD ABUSE!
mine had the context parameter
I could delete your message :D
likewise
thats just asking for trouble
but I won't :)
wow, amazing how people will go to the worst possible assumptions when they're confused
cause I โค u
ya
hey whats the number 21 mean
definitely
no its referring to august 9th
CUZ ITS 21 OUTTA WAKENSBURG
6/21 is the wrong american way to write the original release date
hence 621
@sinful lichen OOK OOOK OOOOOOK
lol
WHAT
OOOK OOOOOK OOK OOK GUNTER
@sinful lichen OOK OOK OOK OOK OOK OOOK OOOOOK
OOK OOK OOK GUNTER
@sinful lichen OOK OOOK OOOOOK
y tho
GUNTER OOOK OOOK OOOOOOOOOK
gunter, stfu
@sinful lichen OOOK OOOOOOOK
GUNTER HOW DO YOU KNOW TO DO THAT
Gunter is having a stroke
no
yes
were speakin gorrilla
I said so
ook
gunter y
now somebody call an ambulance
gunter is currently on fire
gunter where are you
~urn snappin and gunter
snappin and gunter is now in an urn
~burn @pliant fjord
@pliant fjord is now on fire
IVE GOT HIM AT GUN POINT
GIMME 2 DOLLARS AND A SOME WATER AND ILL LET HIM GO UNHARMED
~freeze @pliant fjord
@pliant fjord is now frozen
gunter pls
GUNTER
HES DEAD OKAY?!?! CAN I GOOOO NOW!
GET THE FUCK UP
i am gunter-kin
๐ข
im a bot thats named after a penguin from adventure time, trapped in the body of some cunt
Delayed till August D:
you no real gunter
well, i like to pretend to be genter
i eat gunter based snacks, such as a battery shaped like a fish
gunter help
and i occasionally dress up as gunter
and go BEEP BOOP
and run into walls while flapping my arms
dressing up as gunter involves wearing a tuxedo with a circuitboard strapped to the arm
it's 3am
dont buy it edel, you wont be able to get out
god dammit
now its 8 and a minute in the morning
you need sleep more than i do
no
k
i woke up late
i had my sleep scheducle flipped for nms, so itd come sooner
now im debating fixing it and living the next few months like a normal person
or doing what i want
WHICH IS RIDING THE CRAZY TRAIN TIL AUG9
or later
it's living up to it's name
no man's joke
jokes
no man's release
same lol
play something else
at this point i just want to play it, so i can get annoyed at how terrible it is and forget aout it
that being said
ill never be able to forget about it
like i couldnt forget fucking spore
god damng you spore
you'll be able to play nms by the end of next year, guaranteed
you fuck shit
I do not
great
:)
now i have to put the comment back or your joke doesnt make any sense
๐
dont wave that thing at me
Lol I was just playing Spore
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
you strangely shiney human
well
blip
thing is, spore is fun is ignoring the overhype
we're getting overrun by eggplants
but being there on release
realzing what happened to it
i think that means it's time to stop
i say yes
Yeah I honestly think it will be lots of fun
thankfully i have the lowest standards
wow, full-on depression mode, holy shit
oh
"this aint that bad"
PSVR?
@cosmic sage
all
lol
if they do psvr they'll havve to do rift/vive too
probably is
though it wont be out till october anyhow
I would honestly be angry if they delayed the game just for psvr
if they delayed it just because of that, that's fucking bullshit
i woudnt think it was just for vr
agreed
since they ahve plenty fo time for that
we'll likley never know
so ill jsut enjoy spacce music
But Sean said there was an aspect of the game he wasnt happy with
as i chill and wait
spaaaaaace
Suggesting it was already in the game
nor the sweet sweet experience
well every time he was asked ab out vr
he clammed up
every time
and with sony backing hello games
he clammed up about xbone as well
id say it wont liekly be supported at launch
doesnt mean we will get a xbone launch
hes thinking with the joedanger mentality
in that joe danger was ported to everything ever
well in theory at least
anythign that plays on pc will play on the xbone
sinces its more or less windows 10
vr will probaly occur at some point
i wager they'll use pocculus
but at launch? doubtit
xbox doesn't have opengl support
i know they'll hook in the hol lens at some point
they'd need to port the game to directx
was about to say, THINK OF ALL THE POSSABILITIES WITH HOLOLENS AND NMS
then realized there wasnt many
more liek rirekt x amirite
lsdjklsdf
damn typos
๐
yeah holo lense is just a fancier google glass
:X
i think magic leap will screw microsoft hard on AR
HEY GUYS LETS MANGLE MORE BELOVED FRANCHISES CUZ WERE MICROSOFT
they've gotten complacent
hololens is what glass wasn't trying hard enough to be
but then they fucked conker
and that shit ain't gonna fly
conker was perrfect as was, in all it sraunchy glory
WHY DID THEY CHANGE YOU
WHY
theres so many things wrong with the newer conker
the eyes are terrifying, the legs are fucking odd looking
if i go ar, i'm going for meta
wtf is going with the entire thing
is this the real life
yooka laylee looks neat
is this just fantasy
see ya Luke
you could always pass time by watching me stream civ v to youtube... https://gaming.youtube.com/user/MrSecretOnline/live (will show as offline, i'm about to start)
or play minecraft
so it's starting to look like i'll be able to afford NMS at release afterall ๐
lol
This isn't twitch but play this @mighty rose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH2SlNuriA0 :)
@mighty rose do you commentate?
He is yes
Ok cool
I gotta go to sleep, see ya guys later
lsssssssssssssster
choo choo train
Captains log
August 12th or something like that
Oh yeah sorry
im saying anygood captains log needs a stardate
I know, I'm just to depressed to look at the star calendar
see, way im looking at it
is
lets just wait 25 more days, and then there will only be like 45 days left :D
Lol
I kinda anticipated it
If it happens with AAA games, with large development teams etc, it was bound to happen for NMS
๐ช
But August sucks, as in I'm most likely on vacation during that time -.-
:(
Rough times
man i wish it was easier to link short twitter videos
Doesn't Twitter generate a short link automatically for vids?
Will I never have to hear the phrase "joon" again?
have you heard the good news?
I have
(badnews)
I'm actually glad
It will now be awwgust
everytime you close your eyes
you will hear a million joon joon joon
thing is
im a idiot
and did it like .joon. .joon. .joon.
rather then .joon joon joon.
haha
just noticed that trento9k left
Since his post in the position last year he has done nothing at all https://twitter.com/Crazyreyn I mean just look at the NMS website and no news...
uhm
like why
He isn't even a community manager
Why are people so upset
Like sure, some people took time off of work, but why are people angry that they want to actually release a good game
GUNTER OOK OOK
@sinful lichen OOK OOK OOK OOK GUNTER OOK OOOK OOOOOK OOK OOK OOK
GUNTER OOH OOH
@graceful adder ooh yes or depressed ;n;
@sinful lichen OOOK OOOK OOOK OOOOOK OOK OOK OOK OOOK OOOOOOOK
hmm
GUNTER HOW HOW HOOOW
i dont understand gunter at all
hes only doing it for ook
but not ooh
i guess noped typed a lotta ooks till me
Gunter, Ohoy permission to come aboard
@lucid remnant aboard the game early!
Yaaaay
GUNTERS ON FIRE
Gunter is no longer on fire
snappin is now in an urn
oh my
imma hide in here till everything stops burning
hitlers is a guy
that was commanded by a nazi
to do stuff
I DID NAZI THAT COMING
OOK OOK
~urn snappin
snappin is now in an urn
i still think ~urn snappin is the best punctiotion for terrible jokes
like
WAKKA WAKKA
~perma-urn snappin
D:
need a deurn
also, problem with urn is that its set up for only one object
so it sounds odd if i say
~urn snappin and alvv
snappin and alvv is now in an urn
guess you cant fix that tho
~urn gunter
gunter is now in an urn
~urn Gunter
Gunter is now in an urn
~lenny
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
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~whyy
ั(เฒฅะเฒฅั)
~HYPE
ALL ABOARD! CHOO CHOO
choo choo train
:D
~zoidberg
(/) (ยฐ,,ยฐ) (/)
~dongers
ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ
~dongers?
โเผผโูอโเผฝโ
~gothefucktosleep
Lol I love that so much
~blob
~r
reddit: the front page of the internet
~r memes
i used /giphy jontron, thats what i got
~r nsfw
reddit: the front page of the internet
~blob
The sub rn
mfw nms is delayed to the 8th
~fakeworst
the fake , the worst
~rage
แ(เฒ ็เฒ แ)
~fakeworst sean murray
the fake sean murray, the worst sean murray
~realbest snappin
the real snappin, the best snappin
~fakeworst sony
the fake sony, the worst sony
~donger snappin
~urn snappin
snappin is now in an urn
yay
REKT IN PEACE
im in my happy place
~realbest MintE
the real MintE, the best MintE
~realbest ~urn snappin
the real snappin is now in an urn, the best snappin is now in an urn
lol
~vote trump
MintE voted to trump
D:
Lol im Australian I cant
~vote put everyone in urns
snappin voted to put everyone in urns
~vote change release date to July
im in britland
MintE voted to change release date to July
~vote delay it another coupla years
snappin voted to delay it another coupla years
now that i think about, everytime they show footage it looks mostly complete, but then they show new footage and it looks more complete somehow
and then the old footage looks massively outdated by comparison
~urn snappin
snappin is now in an urn
Yeah I agree @sinful lichen
mmm... extra toasty cheezits
I've watched all the gameplay like three times but I prefer the new ones
Mainly for the new HUD
for those of us who like their crackers burned to a crisp
Who you callin a cracker son
who you callin a son cracker
Whos Jason schreier?
Who you crackin a son call?
u wot m8
don't call me buddy buddy
Is he the kotaku guy?
System.out.println("Praise be unto Sean); =
Lol
while (nms.prerelease) {}
That's any language
Ok, Ive just started to learn Java for fun ๐
Cool
java syntax is very similar to c#
i don't watch that show
?
~urn Lemdunde
Lemdunde is now in an urn
nm, terrible joke that no one will get
( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ)
~lennymob
( อกยฐ อส ( อกยฐ อส ( อกยฐ อส ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) อส อกยฐ)ส อกยฐ)ส อกยฐ)
~procedural urn
Every urn procedural
~lennywall
โฌโดโฌโดโค( อกยฐ อสโโฌโดโฌโด
~procedural Awwgust
Every Awwgust procedural
@robust agate awwgust
dant it
Gunter OOH OOH
@graceful adder OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH
~procedural cheez-it
Every cheez-it procedural
~procedural Gunter OOH OHH
Every Gunter OOH OHH procedural
~procedural OOH
Every OOH procedural
Gunter help
@robust agate Dict, Eightball, Nms, Random, Say, Subs, Time, Translate, Weather [9 commands].
Gunter Nms
@robust agate Release: US: August 9, Europe: August 10, UK: August 12.
~sad
Hey guys
Hello
Shit copy and laste
Yep
Not really, cause school will be a problem
Luckily my school doesn't start till september
Same but I got to prepare
Haha
Sorry but what is a 'final'? Ive heard the term before
Noice
We took the real "exams" a few weeks ago
Sucks
Guys?
You there?
GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hello
i somehow thought august is after june
i realised i was wrong
~fliptable
(โฏยฐโกยฐ)โฏ๏ธต โปโโป
yeah
its actually before june
PLOTTWIST
its currently august
AND THE CALANDER IS WRONG
its been wrong before
that robot looks traumatized
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwgust :( the release date changed from the beginning of my holidays to the exact end of them FeelsBadMan
OOK OOK
tfw you were looking forward to playing this game 6 weeks non-stop, but I understand HG
Lol
How are you still awake!?!
idk
Im just here praying to sean that its only the ps4 thats delaye
d
if its august 9 for pc too. then ive only got one week of freedom to play until school begins
games have been delayed on different consoles before.
would be weird if it wasnt for pc too
they clearly said they want a simultaneous release
did the date change on ps store?
on the playstation store yes
GoG and steam still says june
and the 8bitstore that sells the explorer edition
but too be honest im a bit dissapointed in hello games. not because its delayed but because when it got delayed it should be their first thing to announce it. I wont really be suprised if they dont tweet or say anything more until joon
but it was confirmed by sean
on one site. not only that but a day after the delay info came in. and its on a website that not many people see
and on a website dedicated too one console so many is confussed
delay info was leaked. they announced it when they planned to do it
i think playstation blog is a good place to announce it, i dont know
im sure other websites wrote about it too
maybe you're right
but they didnt want bad
to be honest delayed game is a good game
a game ill only be able to enjoy fully for a week now
my allnighter plans are on the verge of destruction
:/
summer is also ruined for me. it was going to be no summer sky. no its no summer game
now"
damn, sorry ๐
I'm fucking done with this game I've waited since 2014
Can't even be sure it'll be released in August
there are more than 65 days of static til release. those days will be nothing but static
@raw compass WAKE UP, GUNTER HOW HOW TO HELP ME NOW! http://i.imgur.com/FOahc63.png
o-o
FU hello games
2nd delay
delaying a game that should be out less than a month means game is fucked up
http://prnt.sc/b9fw3f what do you think is "something special"
bugs they do it to make the game percect
perfect*
and they never delayed it before
yes, they said 2015 but it wasn't exact date
i'm happy they delayed it because i want to play finished game
lol
it does suck a little but i understand them
there is no such thing finished game
they want to add few features as well...
yes, if it's made by big companies
they want to make sure there are no bugs
because we got used to the fact that most of the games have bugs
delaying a game with 1 month means something fucked up
@raw compass I work for a software company all customers knows there are bugs, not but major ones
apparently they found a destroying bug
it's not their fault
im sure they will make it up
they're just a small team
2nd delay for a game means game is bad - I forgot the game name that delayed about 5 times and end up been one of the worse games ever
when you delay and delay it means you cannot fix the bugs
do you want a game released earlier but with tons of bugs, or that they release a polished game later?
sean apologised for saying it will come out 2015. but it only means good news that it comes out later. we will have more features and have more fun
hg is not like ea
they will make sure everything is polished
how many times did witcher 3 get delayed
enough to get it GOTY
witcher 3 got delayed a million times
i'm tbh pretty excited because he said that by August they will add something really special to the game
stay positive guys lol
I still got hope for june release on pc. games have been delayed for consoles before
it can happen again
steam still says june 21 though
also, pc and ps4 share the same universe
theres still hope
they have to run them simultaneously
yeah but in gta you dont discover new places
in nms you do
sean said that they will release it simultaneously. he wont change his mind on that
he agreed to an early ps release in the begining
but then things changed
sean wouldn't do that to us. internet would be full of spoilers about what's in the centre before ps4 players would be able to play
it would be super unfair
HG is not like that
also steam usually takes long to change dates
i can't recall exact titles, but some of the games i followed changed dates after couple of days, some even after a week
Wouldnt letting ps delay pc kinda be like. Your brother is sick therefore you need to go get sick tooo
Few weeks is nothing, guys c'mon. We've waited almost 4 years. I know you all can make it.
which is nothing compared to 4 years
When the game comes out we'll be even more excited to play it
Only good for us
I know wait is painful but think about it guys
Amazing that he is delaying for polishing of a few key moments
Ill be less exited
knowing i wont get to play this summer vacation
im just really depressed right now
yeah @raw haven I wonder what he means by 'something special' http://prnt.sc/b9fw3f
when does your vacation end?
jarl
I just hope ill be able to reach the center by then
i wish you good luck then! ๐
heard it would be 30 40 hours to the center. im gonna pull allnighters
i hope you'll make it
30-40 hours? wasn't it like closer to 100 hours
in a recent interview he said 30 to 40
thats if you detd
dedicate to go to the center
oh god i just remembered july existed
fuck
that makes it even worse
i don't know how i forgot
but i did
JOON AUGUST
god dammit ;_;
i legitimately thought "oh it's just 2 or 3 weeks later, no big deal"
NOPE
IT'S A MONTH AND A HALFLATER
DGHXJJDVHTFKFFFDKIDGJ
kill me
#Delay debacle explained On Wednesday, May 25th 2016 Kotaku reported they had...
This is what I get for not checking the sub for a week... Oh well, another month or so won't hurt. At least we have a new date to look forward too.
Hi all
http://imgur.com/77CD7k6 I AM SAD
:(
Morning trent
Now it's going to be released just under month from 1000 days since it was announced (976)
I wonder how things would be different if they waited to announce the game until maybe a couple months ago
976 days :/
They wouldn't have had the momentum to carry them past when their offices flooded.
ah I forgot about that
To older discussion above, it's 100+ hours to the center ๐
herrooooooo
IM SO EXICTEd
can someone help me real quick
im building a rig for nms
i was going for the pcmasterrace exterminator build
but i have a different case in mind
and mb
Well I know nothing about computers so imma watch some more Scrubs see ya
hush you making want to buy new hardware ive spent too much already
nah vita
I need a new motherboard sometime
so does anyone have any input tho
What did people do when uncharted was delayed or witcher 3 or gta v
wait what
this generic one is acting weird
is nms delayed?
yes
yeah
2 month delay
till awwgust
i still see june21 on steam
yes
they ll update tomorrow
valve is very slow
google knows all
all praise google duckduckgo
hugs
the game will be much better once realsed
it fucking better be
i think im gonna throw up
fuck mp
fuck mp
yeah I'm gonna need some hugs too. Hugs for all (even the PB coated guy)
"we delayed the game to add another 18 quintillion planets to the game!"
it's now a 128 bit seed /s
I was just thinking about how close e3 is
how do you guys watch e3
not at all
alone
with friends
I watch it with friends in a big voicechat and swim in the cringe
ubisoft last year was GOLD
GOLD
i watch naked and fap to the new footage of games
"living meme"
I watch with this chat (well used to be the IRC)
๐ GOLDEN ๐
the screen breaking kills me
all 12 members
god I forgot about shaky hands man
poor guy
that guy is nervous as fuck
i don't blame him
he's standing in front of a crowd of thousands of people
FU FU FU hello games
lol
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okay...
i understand but please dont show your hate here. it is supposed to be a nice chat
Remmember when Hello game offices got flooded? I hope it will happen again with lava
acidic water would be enough for me
oh yeah
acid water straight from their acid planets
that they prevented from us to visit
somebody has to dump a pile of shit in front of their office entrance
sigh
no
I will
I hope you get banned from here vitacola
I will ship it with UPS
and add some worms
#reported
@keen sparrow looks like game will never come out
this community turned into a black hole
REPORTED TO THE ZONE
kurde mol
(MSN GAMING ZONE)
does anyone lives near Guildford, UK
thats where their office buildings are
in my home it's common
maybe in some regions its common but i rarely hear that
hahaha
btw
most of the time i just say something stupid in english
I think I know what they're adding
dlcs
friends support - they know that ps4 owners will not like the idea of playing alone
I'm telling you
consoles people are parasites anyways
you hate the game and the devs, but yet you still come here
it's your problem, they only want good for us
edgy kid
anyhow
please dont turn this chat into a shithole
I hope they will add party and friends support
and stop talking about that damn delay
I like exploration but want to play with my friend
i know how mad you all are but keep it to yourself
i just want to have a normal chat
@raw compass if you stop telling me that I will stop talking about it
I dont like to lose in aguments
so
dont test me !
i'm just a little sad about it because it's in august when i'll be in poland away from my pc
yeah but you don't hate everything cuz of that right?
they release it EXACTLY when most of our summer vacations end
I dont hate anything
Yeah i ain't no salty fuck
theyre a bag of shit
i'm significantly less salty about things than most people
^^
:^I
(^^^)
hello Gunter
KubeQ11: sup
Gunter, what is your real name?
@raw compass is near them to generalize us the only just played nms
thats quite the name
yea
well
Anyone else notice that Gabe Newell has a jewish nose?
I think that they should release some new content due to the delay
unless they want to turn off the hype
and go silence
E3 mang
hello kuroodo
& I personally always wanted a 30-minute/hour long demo taking place on a planet. Not a planet we've seen before. But I also worry about people glitching the timer like they did with the Just Cause 2 timed demo
Hai Kube! ๐
yay
Am doing great! Pretty hot morning here in NJ
june 12th
thats when
Summertime. The season where we rather stay in-doors to play video games!
haha