#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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mighty rose
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:D

weak moth
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damn it secret

sinful lichen
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wow

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wowwwwwwwwww

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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

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wtf

mighty rose
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hah

robust agate
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MOD ABUSE!

mighty rose
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mine had the context parameter

sinful lichen
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WHY DID HE MENTION THAT HIS IMEDIATE THOUGHT WAS FURRYPORN

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WHY

weak moth
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I could delete your message :D

mighty rose
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likewise

sinful lichen
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thats just asking for trouble

weak moth
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but I won't :)

mighty rose
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likewise

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๐Ÿ˜›

tardy frigate
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wow, amazing how people will go to the worst possible assumptions when they're confused

weak moth
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cause I โค u

sinful lichen
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ya

tardy frigate
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621 = furry porn

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yep

sinful lichen
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hey whats the number 21 mean

tardy frigate
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definitely

sinful lichen
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is it refering to 2girls1cup

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proceeds to link 2girls1cup

robust agate
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no its referring to august 9th

sinful lichen
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CUZ ITS 21 OUTTA WAKENSBURG

mighty rose
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6/21 is the wrong american way to write the original release date

sinful lichen
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AND ITS A GOOOOOOAAAAL

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i dunno wtf im talking about

mighty rose
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hence 621

sinful lichen
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help

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fuck it

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OOOK OOOK

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GUNTER OOK OOK

pliant fjordBOT
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@sinful lichen OOK OOOK OOOOOOK

mighty rose
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lol

tardy frigate
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WHAT

sinful lichen
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OOOK OOOOOK OOK OOK GUNTER

pliant fjordBOT
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@sinful lichen OOK OOK OOK OOK OOK OOOK OOOOOK

sinful lichen
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OOK OOK OOK GUNTER

pliant fjordBOT
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@sinful lichen OOK OOOK OOOOOK

robust agate
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y tho

sinful lichen
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GUNTER OOOK OOOK OOOOOOOOOK

mighty rose
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gunter, stfu

pliant fjordBOT
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@sinful lichen OOOK OOOOOOOK

tardy frigate
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GUNTER HOW DO YOU KNOW TO DO THAT

weak moth
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Gunter is having a stroke

sinful lichen
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no

weak moth
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yes

sinful lichen
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were speakin gorrilla

weak moth
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I said so

sinful lichen
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ook

tardy frigate
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gunter y

weak moth
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now somebody call an ambulance

sinful lichen
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gunter is currently on fire

tardy frigate
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gunter where are you

sinful lichen
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~urn snappin and gunter

prisma yokeBOT
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snappin and gunter is now in an urn

weak moth
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~burn @pliant fjord

prisma yokeBOT
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@pliant fjord is now on fire

sinful lichen
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IVE GOT HIM AT GUN POINT

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GIMME 2 DOLLARS AND A SOME WATER AND ILL LET HIM GO UNHARMED

weak moth
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~freeze @pliant fjord

prisma yokeBOT
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@pliant fjord is now frozen

tardy frigate
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gunter pls

sinful lichen
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help

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ook

tardy frigate
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GUNTER

sinful lichen
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HES DEAD OKAY?!?! CAN I GOOOO NOW!

tardy frigate
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GET THE FUCK UP

sinful lichen
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i am gunter-kin

tardy frigate
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no

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not gud enuf

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need real gunter

warm prawn
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๐Ÿ˜ข

sinful lichen
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im a bot thats named after a penguin from adventure time, trapped in the body of some cunt

warm prawn
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Delayed till August D:

tardy frigate
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you no real gunter

sinful lichen
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well, i like to pretend to be genter

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i eat gunter based snacks, such as a battery shaped like a fish

tardy frigate
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gunter help

sinful lichen
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and i occasionally dress up as gunter

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and go BEEP BOOP

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and run into walls while flapping my arms

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dressing up as gunter involves wearing a tuxedo with a circuitboard strapped to the arm

tardy frigate
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it's 3am

cosmic sage
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im thinking abou tgeting factorio

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:X

tardy frigate
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still can't sleep

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send help

graceful adder
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GET FACTORIO

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GET IT

sinful lichen
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dont buy it edel, you wont be able to get out

graceful adder
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Yeah true

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Its a life choice

sinful lichen
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YOU WILL BE STUCK IN THE TORMENT OF ETERNAL REFINING OF LAYOUTS

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factorio-kin

tardy frigate
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get no man's sk- oh wait, it's not out yet

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shit

sinful lichen
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ITS EXACTLY 8AM

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OOOOOOOK

tardy frigate
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god dammit

sinful lichen
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now its 8 and a minute in the morning

tardy frigate
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you need sleep more than i do

sinful lichen
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no

tardy frigate
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k

sinful lichen
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i woke up late

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i had my sleep scheducle flipped for nms, so itd come sooner

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now im debating fixing it and living the next few months like a normal person

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or doing what i want

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WHICH IS RIDING THE CRAZY TRAIN TIL AUG9

tardy frigate
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or later

sinful lichen
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lol

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if its later

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im getting off this fucking train

tardy frigate
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inb4 nms delayed indefinitely

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don't quote me on that

sinful lichen
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i swear to fucking god

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dont even joke

weak moth
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it's living up to it's name

sinful lichen
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DONT EVEN JOKE

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I WILL MURDER YOU

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IF YOU JOKE

tardy frigate
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no man's joke

weak moth
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jokes

sinful lichen
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AHAHAHAHASJIHABHDKIW

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ook

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jokes loudly

tardy frigate
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no man's release

sinful lichen
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:,(

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no mans game

graceful adder
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I JUST WANT TO PLAY IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

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IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK

sinful lichen
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same lol

tardy frigate
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play something else

sinful lichen
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at this point i just want to play it, so i can get annoyed at how terrible it is and forget aout it

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that being said

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ill never be able to forget about it

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like i couldnt forget fucking spore

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god damng you spore

tardy frigate
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you'll be able to play nms by the end of next year, guaranteed

sinful lichen
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you fuck shit

weak moth
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I do not

sinful lichen
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great

weak moth
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:)

sinful lichen
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now i have to put the comment back or your joke doesnt make any sense

weak moth
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๐Ÿ†

sinful lichen
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dont wave that thing at me

graceful adder
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Lol I was just playing Spore

weak moth
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๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ†

sinful lichen
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you strangely shiney human

tardy frigate
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well

weak moth
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blip

sinful lichen
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thing is, spore is fun is ignoring the overhype

tardy frigate
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we're getting overrun by eggplants

sinful lichen
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but being there on release

graceful adder
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So guys, what do you think will actually be like?

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Will it be good?

sinful lichen
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realzing what happened to it

tardy frigate
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i think that means it's time to stop

cosmic sage
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i say yes

sinful lichen
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realizing the past few years of your life have been for nothing

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IT BETTER BE GOOD

graceful adder
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Yeah I honestly think it will be lots of fun

sinful lichen
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thankfully i have the lowest standards

tardy frigate
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wow, full-on depression mode, holy shit

cosmic sage
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i jsut want that confirmation of vr

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and ill be thrilled regardless

sinful lichen
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i was the guy who played the demo of bad rats

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and was like

tardy frigate
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oh

sinful lichen
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"this aint that bad"

graceful adder
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PSVR?
@cosmic sage

cosmic sage
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all

sinful lichen
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lol

cosmic sage
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if they do psvr they'll havve to do rift/vive too

sinful lichen
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what if tho

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the delay was psvr

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but not rift/vive

cosmic sage
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probably is

tardy frigate
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no

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better not be

sinful lichen
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what would you do edel

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WHAT WOULD YOU DO

cosmic sage
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though it wont be out till october anyhow

sinful lichen
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thing is

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i dont think it was for vr

weak moth
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I would honestly be angry if they delayed the game just for psvr

sinful lichen
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since they have plenty of time to patch it

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you know

tardy frigate
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if they delayed it just because of that, that's fucking bullshit

cosmic sage
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i woudnt think it was just for vr

sinful lichen
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agreed

cosmic sage
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since they ahve plenty fo time for that

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we'll likley never know

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so ill jsut enjoy spacce music

graceful adder
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But Sean said there was an aspect of the game he wasnt happy with

cosmic sage
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as i chill and wait

tardy frigate
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spaaaaaace

graceful adder
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Suggesting it was already in the game

cosmic sage
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nor the sweet sweet experience

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well every time he was asked ab out vr

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he clammed up

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every time

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and with sony backing hello games

sinful lichen
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he clammed up about xbone as well

cosmic sage
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id say it wont liekly be supported at launch

sinful lichen
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doesnt mean we will get a xbone launch

cosmic sage
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but it'll happen for sure

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well thats different

sinful lichen
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hes thinking with the joedanger mentality

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in that joe danger was ported to everything ever

cosmic sage
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well in theory at least

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anythign that plays on pc will play on the xbone

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sinces its more or less windows 10

sinful lichen
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vr will probaly occur at some point

cosmic sage
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i wager they'll use pocculus

sinful lichen
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but at launch? doubtit

tardy frigate
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xbox doesn't have opengl support

cosmic sage
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i know they'll hook in the hol lens at some point

tardy frigate
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they'd need to port the game to directx

sinful lichen
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was about to say, THINK OF ALL THE POSSABILITIES WITH HOLOLENS AND NMS

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then realized there wasnt many

cosmic sage
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more liek rirekt x amirite

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lsdjklsdf

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damn typos

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๐Ÿ˜

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yeah holo lense is just a fancier google glass

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:X

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i think magic leap will screw microsoft hard on AR

sinful lichen
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HEY GUYS LETS MANGLE MORE BELOVED FRANCHISES CUZ WERE MICROSOFT

cosmic sage
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they've gotten complacent

tardy frigate
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hololens is what glass wasn't trying hard enough to be

sinful lichen
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AHHHHHHHHH

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WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU CONKER

tardy frigate
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but then they fucked conker

sinful lichen
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WHY

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WHYYYYYYYY

tardy frigate
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and that shit ain't gonna fly

cosmic sage
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conker was perrfect as was, in all it sraunchy glory

sinful lichen
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WHY DID THEY CHANGE YOU

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WHY

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theres so many things wrong with the newer conker

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the eyes are terrifying, the legs are fucking odd looking

tardy frigate
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if i go ar, i'm going for meta

sinful lichen
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wtf is going with the entire thing

weak moth
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is this the real life

sinful lichen
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yooka laylee looks neat

weak moth
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is this just fantasy

tardy frigate
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caught in a landslide

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no escape from reality

weak moth
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open your eyes

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look up to the skies and see

tardy frigate
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okay, going to sleep now

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i hope

weak moth
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see ya Luke

sinful lichen
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cya

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hurry up and pass

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time

mighty rose
robust agate
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or play minecraft

cosmic sage
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nite

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sorry zoned out

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xD

tender verge
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so it's starting to look like i'll be able to afford NMS at release afterall ๐Ÿ˜›

sinful lichen
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lol

weak moth
graceful adder
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@mighty rose do you commentate?

weak moth
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He is yes

graceful adder
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Ok cool

weak moth
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I gotta go to sleep, see ya guys later

cosmic sage
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lsssssssssssssster

cosmic sage
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er

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that should say later

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lol

prisma yokeBOT
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choo choo train

sinful lichen
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also

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good job secret_bot

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you finished your mission as asked

pure tinsel
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Captains log

sinful lichen
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gimme a date

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aint got no date to go off

pure tinsel
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Today I learned my initial launch will be delayed till aigust

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:(

warm prawn
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August 12th or something like that

sinful lichen
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spher wheres the stardate

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i know its delayed til augusst

pure tinsel
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Oh yeah sorry

sinful lichen
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im saying anygood captains log needs a stardate

pure tinsel
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I know, I'm just to depressed to look at the star calendar

sinful lichen
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see, way im looking at it

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is

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lets just wait 25 more days, and then there will only be like 45 days left :D

pure tinsel
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Lol

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I kinda anticipated it

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If it happens with AAA games, with large development teams etc, it was bound to happen for NMS

sinful lichen
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๐Ÿช

pure tinsel
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But August sucks, as in I'm most likely on vacation during that time -.-

sinful lichen
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:(

pure tinsel
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Rough times

sinful lichen
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man i wish it was easier to link short twitter videos

pure tinsel
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Doesn't Twitter generate a short link automatically for vids?

lucid remnant
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wait

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does this mean

sinful lichen
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what would happen if i ate plastic

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alvv?

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hello alvv

lucid remnant
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Will I never have to hear the phrase "joon" again?

sinful lichen
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have you heard the good news?

lucid remnant
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I have

sinful lichen
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(badnews)

lucid remnant
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I'm actually glad

pure tinsel
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It will now be awwgust

sinful lichen
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you will hear it next joon

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and every night

lucid remnant
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Because I absolutely hated 'joon'

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awwgust is much better

sinful lichen
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everytime you close your eyes

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you will hear a million joon joon joon

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thing is

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im a idiot

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and did it like .joon. .joon. .joon.

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rather then .joon joon joon.

lucid remnant
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haha

sinful lichen
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just noticed that trento9k left

lucid remnant
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uhm

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like why

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He isn't even a community manager

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Why are people so upset

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Like sure, some people took time off of work, but why are people angry that they want to actually release a good game

sinful lichen
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@graceful adder how fun is yourself

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youve been at it for hours

graceful adder
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DONT INTERRUPT ME MUM

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furious fapping

sinful lichen
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beats chest

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OOK OOK

graceful adder
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OOK OOK

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Hey gunteer

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Suhh gunter

sinful lichen
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GUNTER OOK OOK

pliant fjordBOT
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@sinful lichen OOK OOK OOK OOK GUNTER OOK OOOK OOOOOK OOK OOK OOK

graceful adder
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GUNTER OOH OOH

pliant fjordBOT
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@graceful adder ooh yes or depressed ;n;

sinful lichen
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i have turned him into a monkey

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GUNTER OOOK OOOK OOOK

pliant fjordBOT
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@sinful lichen OOOK OOOK OOOK OOOOOK OOK OOK OOK OOOK OOOOOOOK

graceful adder
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Lol nicely done

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How

sinful lichen
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hmm

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GUNTER HOW HOW HOOOW

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i dont understand gunter at all

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hes only doing it for ook

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but not ooh

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i guess noped typed a lotta ooks till me

lucid remnant
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Gunter, Ohoy permission to come aboard

pliant fjordBOT
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@lucid remnant aboard the game early!

lucid remnant
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Yaaaay

sinful lichen
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GUNTERS ON FIRE

lucid remnant
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Gunter Oook ooooOOOOK

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~extinguish Gunter

prisma yokeBOT
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Gunter is no longer on fire

sinful lichen
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GUNTER BRIDGE IS BURNING

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~urn snappin

prisma yokeBOT
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snappin is now in an urn

lucid remnant
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oh my

sinful lichen
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imma hide in here till everything stops burning

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hitlers is a guy

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that was commanded by a nazi

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to do stuff

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I DID NAZI THAT COMING

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OOK OOK

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~urn snappin

prisma yokeBOT
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snappin is now in an urn

sinful lichen
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i still think ~urn snappin is the best punctiotion for terrible jokes

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like

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WAKKA WAKKA

mighty rose
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~perma-urn snappin

sinful lichen
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D:

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need a deurn

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also, problem with urn is that its set up for only one object

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so it sounds odd if i say

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~urn snappin and alvv

prisma yokeBOT
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snappin and alvv is now in an urn

sinful lichen
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guess you cant fix that tho

graceful adder
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~urn gunter

prisma yokeBOT
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gunter is now in an urn

graceful adder
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~urn Gunter

prisma yokeBOT
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Gunter is now in an urn

graceful adder
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~lenny

prisma yokeBOT
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( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

graceful adder
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/lenny

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u wot m8

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~commands

prisma yokeBOT
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commands - 153
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graceful adder
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~whyy

prisma yokeBOT
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ั‰(เฒฅะ”เฒฅั‰)

graceful adder
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~HYPE

prisma yokeBOT
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ALL ABOARD! CHOO CHOO

sinful lichen
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you can actually pm him the commands

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~hype train

prisma yokeBOT
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choo choo train

sinful lichen
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:D

graceful adder
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~zoidberg

prisma yokeBOT
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(/) (ยฐ,,ยฐ) (/)

graceful adder
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~dongers

prisma yokeBOT
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ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰

graceful adder
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~dongers?

prisma yokeBOT
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โ”Œเผผโ—‰ู„อŸโ—‰เผฝโ”

mint spear
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~gothefucktosleep

graceful adder
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Lol I love that so much

mint spear
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~blob

prisma yokeBOT
graceful adder
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~r

prisma yokeBOT
sinful lichen
graceful adder
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~r memes

prisma yokeBOT
sinful lichen
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i used /giphy jontron, thats what i got

graceful adder
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~r nsfw

prisma yokeBOT
graceful adder
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~blob

prisma yokeBOT
graceful adder
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The sub rn

mint spear
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mfw nms is delayed to the 8th

sinful lichen
mint spear
graceful adder
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~fakeworst

prisma yokeBOT
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the fake , the worst

graceful adder
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~rage

prisma yokeBOT
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แƒš(เฒ ็›Šเฒ แƒš)

sinful lichen
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~fakeworst sean murray

prisma yokeBOT
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the fake sean murray, the worst sean murray

sinful lichen
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~realbest snappin

prisma yokeBOT
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the real snappin, the best snappin

graceful adder
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~fakeworst sony

prisma yokeBOT
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the fake sony, the worst sony

graceful adder
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~donger snappin

sinful lichen
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:(

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why would you do that to me :(

graceful adder
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~urn snappin

prisma yokeBOT
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snappin is now in an urn

sinful lichen
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yay

graceful adder
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REKT IN PEACE

sinful lichen
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im in my happy place

graceful adder
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~realbest MintE

prisma yokeBOT
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the real MintE, the best MintE

sinful lichen
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~realbest ~urn snappin

prisma yokeBOT
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the real snappin is now in an urn, the best snappin is now in an urn

sinful lichen
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lol

graceful adder
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~vote trump

prisma yokeBOT
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MintE voted to trump

sinful lichen
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D:

graceful adder
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Lol im Australian I cant

sinful lichen
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~vote put everyone in urns

prisma yokeBOT
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snappin voted to put everyone in urns

graceful adder
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~vote change release date to July

sinful lichen
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im in britland

prisma yokeBOT
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MintE voted to change release date to July

sinful lichen
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~vote delay it another coupla years

prisma yokeBOT
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snappin voted to delay it another coupla years

sinful lichen
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now that i think about, everytime they show footage it looks mostly complete, but then they show new footage and it looks more complete somehow

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and then the old footage looks massively outdated by comparison

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~urn snappin

prisma yokeBOT
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snappin is now in an urn

graceful adder
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Yeah I agree @sinful lichen

tender verge
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mmm... extra toasty cheezits

graceful adder
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I've watched all the gameplay like three times but I prefer the new ones

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Mainly for the new HUD

tender verge
#

for those of us who like their crackers burned to a crisp

pure tinsel
#

Who you callin a cracker son

tender verge
#

who you callin a son cracker

robust agate
#

Whos Jason schreier?

pure tinsel
#

Who you crackin a son call?

graceful adder
#

u wot m8

tender verge
#

don't call me buddy buddy

robust agate
#

Is he the kotaku guy?

graceful adder
#

System.out.println("Praise be unto Sean); =

pure tinsel
#

Lol

graceful adder
#

Shit thats wrong

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nvm

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Joon Awwgust

tender verge
#

while (nms.prerelease) {}

graceful adder
#

Is that C

#

Or Python

robust agate
#

That's any language

tender verge
#

c

#

or java

graceful adder
#

Ok, Ive just started to learn Java for fun ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

robust agate
#

Cool

tender verge
#

java syntax is very similar to c#

robust agate
#

Yep

#

except when it comes to multi threading

tender verge
#

i don't watch that show

robust agate
#

?

graceful adder
#

~urn Lemdunde

prisma yokeBOT
#

Lemdunde is now in an urn

tender verge
#

nm, terrible joke that no one will get

graceful adder
#

Oops

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~lenny

prisma yokeBOT
#

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

graceful adder
#

~lennymob

prisma yokeBOT
#

( อกยฐ อœส– ( อกยฐ อœส– ( อกยฐ อœส– ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ) อœส– อกยฐ)ส– อกยฐ)ส– อกยฐ)

robust agate
#

~procedural urn

prisma yokeBOT
#

Every urn procedural

robust agate
#

~lennywall

prisma yokeBOT
#

โ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ค( อกยฐ อœส–โ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด

graceful adder
#

~procedural Awwgust

prisma yokeBOT
#

Every Awwgust procedural

robust agate
#

I think this command will work

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Gunter random joon awwgust

pliant fjordBOT
#

@robust agate awwgust

robust agate
#

dant it

graceful adder
#

Gunter OOH OOH

pliant fjordBOT
#

@graceful adder OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH

tender verge
#

~procedural cheez-it

prisma yokeBOT
#

Every cheez-it procedural

robust agate
#

~procedural Gunter OOH OHH

prisma yokeBOT
#

Every Gunter OOH OHH procedural

graceful adder
#

~procedural OOH

prisma yokeBOT
#

Every OOH procedural

robust agate
#

Gunter help

pliant fjordBOT
#

@robust agate Dict, Eightball, Nms, Random, Say, Subs, Time, Translate, Weather [9 commands].

robust agate
#

Gunter Nms

pliant fjordBOT
#

@robust agate Release: US: August 9, Europe: August 10, UK: August 12.

robust agate
#

lol its updated

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Gunter say hi

graceful adder
#

~sad

robust agate
#

Gunter Say hi

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Gunter Say

#

no work

robust agate
#

Welp I butered that one

grave cradle
#

Hey guys

robust agate
#

Hello

grave cradle
#

Hey @graceful adder

#

Hey

grave cradle
#

Shit copy and laste

graceful adder
#

Suhh dude

#

Looking forward to Awwgust? @grave cradle

grave cradle
#

That's a sexy gif

#

Is that what were calling it now?

#

Cool

robust agate
#

Yep

grave cradle
#

Not really, cause school will be a problem

robust agate
#

Luckily my school doesn't start till september

grave cradle
#

Same but I got to prepare

graceful adder
#

Lol I should be doing an assignment right now

#

Im in Australia

robust agate
#

I have a final due monday

#

only half way done

grave cradle
#

Haha

graceful adder
#

Sorry but what is a 'final'? Ive heard the term before

robust agate
#

End of the year exam

#

So... tests?

graceful adder
#

Noice

grave cradle
#

We took the real "exams" a few weeks ago

#

Sucks

#

Guys?

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You there?

#

GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS

raw compass
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#

hello

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i somehow thought august is after june

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i realised i was wrong

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~fliptable

prisma yokeBOT
#

(โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ)โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป

sinful lichen
#

yeah

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its actually before june

#

PLOTTWIST

#

its currently august

#

AND THE CALANDER IS WRONG

#

its been wrong before

#

that robot looks traumatized

raw compass
#

do you guys know any no man's sky journals to buy?

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or diaries

normal goblet
#

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwgust :( the release date changed from the beginning of my holidays to the exact end of them FeelsBadMan

sinful lichen
#

OOK OOK

normal goblet
#

tfw you were looking forward to playing this game 6 weeks non-stop, but I understand HG

sinful lichen
#

ITS 11:53AM

#

OOK OOK

wispy ridge
#

liar! it's 12:57am

#

I'm moving to my GF in July, so I can focus on that now.

sinful lichen
#

ITS 12:00 AM

#

OOK OOK

#

im going to leave now, cya guys later

rose yew
#

Lol

sinful lichen
#

wait wot

#

WHATS SO FUNNY

#

SHARE IT WITH THE CLASS LIGER

rose yew
#

How are you still awake!?!

sinful lichen
#

idk

rose yew
#

Oh my goodness

#

I gotta work the next 5 days in a row and I can barely get up for today

sinful lichen
#

tbh, ive been up like 14-18 hours now

#

probaly the lower end

rose yew
#

Oh biy

#

Boy

#

Well I hope you get some sleep sometime soon

sinful lichen
#

ya, imma go now, probaly be to bed

#

cya later

rose yew
#

Time to get ready to go and to set my alarm for the countdown again

#

Cya!

dusk orbit
#

Im just here praying to sean that its only the ps4 thats delaye

#

d

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if its august 9 for pc too. then ive only got one week of freedom to play until school begins

raw compass
#

its delayed for pc too

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i think

dusk orbit
#

games have been delayed on different consoles before.

raw compass
#

would be weird if it wasnt for pc too

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they clearly said they want a simultaneous release

#

did the date change on ps store?

dusk orbit
#

on the playstation store yes

raw compass
#

it didnt on steam though :/

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idk why the ':/' face shhh

#

its too hot i dont think

dusk orbit
#

GoG and steam still says june

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and the 8bitstore that sells the explorer edition

#

but too be honest im a bit dissapointed in hello games. not because its delayed but because when it got delayed it should be their first thing to announce it. I wont really be suprised if they dont tweet or say anything more until joon

raw compass
#

but it was confirmed by sean

dusk orbit
#

on one site. not only that but a day after the delay info came in. and its on a website that not many people see

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and on a website dedicated too one console so many is confussed

raw compass
#

delay info was leaked. they announced it when they planned to do it

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i think playstation blog is a good place to announce it, i dont know

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im sure other websites wrote about it too

dusk orbit
#

twitter would be the best place

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I didnt even know playstation blog existed

raw compass
#

maybe you're right

#

but they didnt want bad

#

to be honest delayed game is a good game

dusk orbit
#

a game ill only be able to enjoy fully for a week now

#

my allnighter plans are on the verge of destruction

raw compass
#

:/

dusk orbit
#

summer is also ruined for me. it was going to be no summer sky. no its no summer game

#

now"

raw compass
#

damn, sorry ๐Ÿ˜•

vestal nebula
#

I'm fucking done with this game I've waited since 2014

#

Can't even be sure it'll be released in August

dusk orbit
#

there are more than 65 days of static til release. those days will be nothing but static

raw compass
#

*slaps gunter

#

wake up

#

GUNTER, WAKE UP

pliant fjordBOT
raw compass
#

o-o

raven oar
#

FU hello games

#

2nd delay

#

delaying a game that should be out less than a month means game is fucked up

raw compass
#

bugs they do it to make the game percect

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perfect*

raven oar
#

lol

#

yea yea

raw compass
#

and they never delayed it before

raven oar
#

you're wrong

#

they always said 2015

raw compass
#

yes, they said 2015 but it wasn't exact date

raven oar
#

2015 == 2015

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June 2016 != 2015

raw compass
#

i'm happy they delayed it because i want to play finished game

raven oar
#

lol

raw compass
#

it does suck a little but i understand them

raven oar
#

there is no such thing finished game

raw compass
#

they want to add few features as well...

raven oar
#

always something is missing or known bus

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they can do it while releasing the game

raw compass
#

yes, if it's made by big companies

raven oar
#

unless they will die after game releasese

#

releases

raw compass
#

they want to make sure there are no bugs

raven oar
#

Do you know how software works? each of those has bugs

#

there is no such thing 0% bugs

raw compass
#

because we got used to the fact that most of the games have bugs

raven oar
#

delaying a game with 1 month means something fucked up

raw compass
#

they clearly said they want to deliver something new

#

they apologised

raven oar
#

@raw compass I work for a software company all customers knows there are bugs, not but major ones

raw compass
#

apparently they found a destroying bug

#

it's not their fault

#

im sure they will make it up

#

they're just a small team

raven oar
#

2nd delay for a game means game is bad - I forgot the game name that delayed about 5 times and end up been one of the worse games ever

#

when you delay and delay it means you cannot fix the bugs

raw compass
#

do you want a game released earlier but with tons of bugs, or that they release a polished game later?

#

sean apologised for saying it will come out 2015. but it only means good news that it comes out later. we will have more features and have more fun

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hg is not like ea

#

they will make sure everything is polished

dusk orbit
#

how many times did witcher 3 get delayed

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enough to get it GOTY

#

witcher 3 got delayed a million times

raw compass
#

i'm tbh pretty excited because he said that by August they will add something really special to the game

#

stay positive guys lol

dusk orbit
#

I still got hope for june release on pc. games have been delayed for consoles before

#

it can happen again

raw compass
#

i doubt it

#

sean wouldnt do this

#

it wouldnt be fair

chilly moss
#

steam still says june 21 though

raw compass
#

also, pc and ps4 share the same universe

chilly moss
#

theres still hope

raw compass
#

they have to run them simultaneously

dusk orbit
#

not really

#

gta online

raw compass
#

yeah but in gta you dont discover new places

#

in nms you do

#

sean said that they will release it simultaneously. he wont change his mind on that

dusk orbit
#

he agreed to an early ps release in the begining

raw compass
#

but then things changed

dusk orbit
#

things can change again

#

we just have to wait for them to tell us

raw compass
#

sean wouldn't do that to us. internet would be full of spoilers about what's in the centre before ps4 players would be able to play

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it would be super unfair

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HG is not like that

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also steam usually takes long to change dates

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i can't recall exact titles, but some of the games i followed changed dates after couple of days, some even after a week

dusk orbit
#

Wouldnt letting ps delay pc kinda be like. Your brother is sick therefore you need to go get sick tooo

raw compass
#

Few weeks is nothing, guys c'mon. We've waited almost 4 years. I know you all can make it.

dusk orbit
#

few weeks

#

a month

#

80 percent of the summer vacation

raw compass
#

which is nothing compared to 4 years

#

When the game comes out we'll be even more excited to play it

#

Only good for us

#

I know wait is painful but think about it guys

raw haven
#

Amazing that he is delaying for polishing of a few key moments

dusk orbit
#

Ill be less exited

#

knowing i wont get to play this summer vacation

#

im just really depressed right now

raw compass
#

when does your vacation end?

#

jarl

dusk orbit
#

17 th of august

#

im in eu

#

so it release 10 of august

raw compass
#

:/

#

sorry man

#

that sucks

dusk orbit
#

I just hope ill be able to reach the center by then

raw compass
#

i wish you good luck then! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

dusk orbit
#

heard it would be 30 40 hours to the center. im gonna pull allnighters

raw compass
#

i hope you'll make it

lucid remnant
#

30-40 hours? wasn't it like closer to 100 hours

dusk orbit
#

in a recent interview he said 30 to 40

#

thats if you detd

#

dedicate to go to the center

tardy frigate
#

oh god i just remembered july existed

#

fuck

#

that makes it even worse

#

i don't know how i forgot

#

but i did

keen sparrow
#

JOON AUGUST

tardy frigate
#

god dammit ;_;

keen sparrow
#

:.^)

#

i won't even be home then

tardy frigate
#

i legitimately thought "oh it's just 2 or 3 weeks later, no big deal"

#

NOPE

#

IT'S A MONTH AND A HALFLATER

#

DGHXJJDVHTFKFFFDKIDGJ

#

kill me

hushed current
#

This is what I get for not checking the sub for a week... Oh well, another month or so won't hurt. At least we have a new date to look forward too.

weak moth
#

Hi all

tardy frigate
weak moth
#

:(

tardy frigate
#

it would have been just 23 more days

#

now it's 72

weak moth
#

welp

#

My lizard powers failed. I'm sorry

raw haven
#

Morning trent

hushed current
#

Now it's going to be released just under month from 1000 days since it was announced (976)

errant hazel
#

I wonder how things would be different if they waited to announce the game until maybe a couple months ago

#

976 days :/

hushed current
#

They wouldn't have had the momentum to carry them past when their offices flooded.

errant hazel
#

ah I forgot about that

weak moth
#

Hi Magnus

#

I'm on mobile :)

mint spear
#

To older discussion above, it's 100+ hours to the center ๐Ÿ˜›

icy wigeon
#

herrooooooo

#

IM SO EXICTEd

#

can someone help me real quick

#

im building a rig for nms

#

i was going for the pcmasterrace exterminator build

#

but i have a different case in mind

#

and mb

lucid remnant
#

look at the delay like this:

#

instead of it being 7% of a year left

#

it's 20%

icy wigeon
#

compared to this

lucid remnant
#

Well I know nothing about computers so imma watch some more Scrubs see ya

opaque parrot
#

hush you making want to buy new hardware ive spent too much already

mint spear
icy wigeon
#

lolwut

#

NO LOVE IT

#

SPEND MORE

#

MOAAAARRRRR

opaque parrot
#

nah vita

errant hazel
#

I need a new motherboard sometime

icy wigeon
#

so does anyone have any input tho

opaque parrot
#

What did people do when uncharted was delayed or witcher 3 or gta v

icy wigeon
#

wait what

errant hazel
#

this generic one is acting weird

icy wigeon
#

is nms delayed?

errant hazel
#

yes

opaque parrot
#

yeah

errant hazel
#

2 month delay

opaque parrot
#

till awwgust

errant hazel
#

august 9th

#

(US)

icy wigeon
#

i still see june21 on steam

errant hazel
#

yes

mint spear
#

they ll update tomorrow

errant hazel
#

valve is very slow

opaque parrot
#

google knows all

errant hazel
#

all praise google duckduckgo

icy wigeon
#

well great

#

there goes my fucking weekend

opaque parrot
#

sorry broher

#

brother*

#

hold me

#

its gonna be okay

icy wigeon
#

hugs

opaque parrot
#

the game will be much better once realsed

errant hazel
#

rubs peanut butter all over

#

GIVE ME HUGS

icy wigeon
#

it fucking better be

opaque parrot
#

because there adding multiplayer and COOP

#

babwhahahhaha

icy wigeon
#

i think im gonna throw up

mint spear
#

fuck mp

errant hazel
#

fuck mp

hushed current
#

yeah I'm gonna need some hugs too. Hugs for all (even the PB coated guy)

errant hazel
#

"we delayed the game to add another 18 quintillion planets to the game!"

hushed current
#

it's now a 128 bit seed /s

errant hazel
#

I was just thinking about how close e3 is

#

how do you guys watch e3

#

not at all

#

alone

#

with friends

#

I watch it with friends in a big voicechat and swim in the cringe

#

ubisoft last year was GOLD

#

GOLD

opaque parrot
#

i watch naked and fap to the new footage of games

errant hazel
#

"living meme"

hushed current
#

I watch with this chat (well used to be the IRC)

errant hazel
#

๐Ÿ™ GOLDEN ๐Ÿ™

opaque parrot
#

irc

#

the good ol days

errant hazel
#

the screen breaking kills me

#

all 12 members

#

god I forgot about shaky hands man

#

poor guy

tardy frigate
#

that guy is nervous as fuck

#

i don't blame him

#

he's standing in front of a crowd of thousands of people

raw compass
#

guys

#

why are my notifications in discord not working? o-o

tardy frigate
#

not enough info

#

can't help

#

did you mute the channel

raw compass
#

damn the bell icon is turned on

#

no

#

oh wait

#

i got it

#

never mind

tardy frigate
#

glad i could help

#

how did i help exactly

raw compass
#

i checked "only @" instead of all messages

#

i keep pressing voice comms uugh

raven oar
#

FU FU FU hello games

mint spear
#

@ bugs lover

raw compass
#

tf

mint spear
#

who gives a shit

#

theyre shitbag

#

s

raw compass
#

lol

errant hazel
#

๐Ÿ˜ถ

raw compass
#

okay...

#

i understand but please dont show your hate here. it is supposed to be a nice chat

raven oar
#

Remmember when Hello game offices got flooded? I hope it will happen again with lava

mint spear
#

acidic water would be enough for me

raven oar
#

oh yeah

#

acid water straight from their acid planets

#

that they prevented from us to visit

mint spear
#

somebody has to dump a pile of shit in front of their office entrance

raw compass
#

sigh

opaque parrot
#

no

raven oar
#

I will

opaque parrot
#

I hope you get banned from here vitacola

raven oar
#

I will ship it with UPS

errant hazel
raven oar
#

and add some worms

keen sparrow
#

no floods

#

or no no man's sky

opaque parrot
#

#reported

raven oar
#

@keen sparrow looks like game will never come out

raw compass
#

this community turned into a black hole

errant hazel
#

REPORTED TO THE ZONE

keen sparrow
#

kurde mol

errant hazel
#

(MSN GAMING ZONE)

mint spear
#

does anyone lives near Guildford, UK

raw compass
#

no one says that @keen sparrow

#

you sounded funny xD

mint spear
#

thats where their office buildings are

keen sparrow
#

in my home it's common

raw compass
#

maybe in some regions its common but i rarely hear that

keen sparrow
#

there are also variations like kurcze pieczone and kurcze smaลผone

#

:^)

raw compass
#

hahaha

raven oar
#

btw

keen sparrow
#

most of the time i just say something stupid in english

raven oar
#

I think I know what they're adding

mint spear
#

dlcs

raven oar
#

friends support - they know that ps4 owners will not like the idea of playing alone

#

I'm telling you

keen sparrow
#

please

#

i really wanna squad up with friends

mint spear
#

consoles people are parasites anyways

raw compass
#

you hate the game and the devs, but yet you still come here

raven oar
#

lol

#

@raw compass I hate the delay

#

I still got the explorer edition

raw compass
#

it's your problem, they only want good for us

raven oar
#

nah they dont

#

they hate the community

raw compass
#

idk about you but i want a polished game

#

sure they do

keen sparrow
#

edgy kid

raven oar
#

anyhow

raw compass
#

please dont turn this chat into a shithole

raven oar
#

I hope they will add party and friends support

raw compass
#

and stop talking about that damn delay

raven oar
#

I like exploration but want to play with my friend

raw compass
#

i know how mad you all are but keep it to yourself

#

i just want to have a normal chat

raven oar
#

@raw compass if you stop telling me that I will stop talking about it

#

I dont like to lose in aguments

#

so

#

dont test me !

keen sparrow
#

i'm just a little sad about it because it's in august when i'll be in poland away from my pc

raw compass
#

yeah but you don't hate everything cuz of that right?

mint spear
#

they release it EXACTLY when most of our summer vacations end

raven oar
#

I dont hate anything

keen sparrow
#

Yeah i ain't no salty fuck

mint spear
#

theyre a bag of shit

keen sparrow
#

i'm significantly less salty about things than most people

icy wigeon
#

^^

keen sparrow
#

:^I

icy wigeon
#

(^^^)

raw compass
#

hello Gunter

pliant fjordBOT
#

KubeQ11: sup

raw compass
#

Gunter, what is your real name?

pliant fjordBOT
#

@raw compass is near them to generalize us the only just played nms

errant hazel
#

thats quite the name

raw compass
#

yea

raven oar
#

well

mint spear
#

Anyone else notice that Gabe Newell has a jewish nose?

raven oar
#

I think that they should release some new content due to the delay

#

unless they want to turn off the hype

#

and go silence

mint spear
#

E3 mang

raw compass
#

hello kuroodo

mint spear
#

& I personally always wanted a 30-minute/hour long demo taking place on a planet. Not a planet we've seen before. But I also worry about people glitching the timer like they did with the Just Cause 2 timed demo

#

Hai Kube! ๐Ÿ˜„

raven oar
#

yea

#

well

#

im done trolling

#

lets switch to my normal nic

#

k

#

there

opaque parrot
#

yay

raw compass
#

lol

#

how are you doing kuroodo?

errant hazel
#

what about a 30 min public demo at e3 or something

#

hands on

mint spear
#

Am doing great! Pretty hot morning here in NJ

errant hazel
#

EA is doing that with titanfall 2 I think

#

but not at e3

#

near it

#

but not at

raw compass
#

same here

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it's 28C and 34 realfeel

errant hazel
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june 12th

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thats when

mint spear
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Summertime. The season where we rather stay in-doors to play video games!

raw compass
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haha