#off-topic-bond-james-bond

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mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> I've been meaning to ask- can you purposefully smack into a planet? Like, just aim down and crash into the ground?

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Yes.

steep umbra
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im not chatting in voice =/

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> yay

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[I] <Redbreaker47> i can do the kamikazi

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[I] <Redbreaker47> i'll kamikazi a sentinel

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[I] <Redbreaker47> just be like

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Making love to a multi-tool.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> 'WADDUP I GOT A BIG SHIP'

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Making love to a multi-tool

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Already done that.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Don't ask.

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Jamming the nose of your ship into one or more orifices.

proud pollen
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I wasn't going to

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Okay.

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I'm TRYING, GUYS.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> clap

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secret doesn't know what to say

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stops typing

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[I] <Redbreaker47> It's okay.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> I said clap because it was okay.

mighty rose
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secret_typing

mint spear
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Saying Kigga around the Korvax.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> You can't say the K word unless you're a Korvax.

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oh

proud pollen
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Thinking about CAH white cards Jay?

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Seems like it

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> so

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They're some of the vulgar add-on ones. Some of the more tame ones.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> who's gonna do a little bit of digging in the game files to come up with what a playermodel might look like?

proud pollen
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Well, I thought it was more funny with the random, non-NMS ones on the NMS black cards

mint spear
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Digging 124 meters into uranus.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> 128*

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I've heard 124 everywhere. Weird.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> idk lol

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[I] <Redbreaker47> i'd google it but i'm a lazy ass.

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Hoho!

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Huh.

proud pollen
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That reminds me

untold valley
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I imagine they made that bound because otherwise you could concivably destroy an entire planet.

proud pollen
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What would explain the assorted floating islands we see in some of the trailers?

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Random topic change- Why is 'Entering the realm of giants' on here? As the music? IMHO it doesn't fit at all.

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Do we know if the bedrock maintains a 128 meter distance from the surface? (Not a sphere, but the shape of the terrain under the terrain?)

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[I] <Redbreaker47> can we dig through the floating islands

proud pollen
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Is it going to be fantasy and tell us to "Just believe," or will NMS try to explain it?

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> You should just believe.

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Floating islands are a big Sci fi thing.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> yeah

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[I] <Redbreaker47> hmm

untold valley
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Well the real pusher on that question is, when Sean was not able to reach the bottom of that ocean trench because of his suit requirements, was there any indicator of how deep he was?

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Idk

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Avatar explained it with magnetic fields. Just go with it.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Wait, guys.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> If the dig limit is 128 meters does that mean that caves/oceans can't go below that?

proud pollen
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The DIG limit.

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> 'Cuz 128 meters isn't very deep, at least for space-suit diving.

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I've wondered the same.

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I've concluded that sea level varies.

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On planets.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> I agree.

proud pollen
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The world can generate deeper, but you can't dig deeper than that.

untold valley
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scuba divers can only go about 40 meters wiothout special equimpent

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> hm

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[I] <Redbreaker47> we have a space suit dude

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You could have a very big planet with higher terrain and a higher sea level.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> interesting...

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Also- Does your ship float?

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No

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[I] <Redbreaker47> k

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Crashes if it hits the wa-wa.

untold valley
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True, but you can't assume that the space suit is any better suited to water pressure than the average wesuit.

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*wetsuit

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Maybe with upgrades?

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Maybe.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> as far as I know though

proud pollen
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I personally think it'd be a situation where the normal elevation -128m is seen as how the "you can't dig below 128m" is calculated

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> a wetsuit can't hold an atmosphere

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[I] <Redbreaker47> can it

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[I] <Redbreaker47> ?

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Wetsuit definitely can't protect you from SPACE>

proud pollen
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Its purpose is to hold a less dense object in a more dense substance

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> i see

proud pollen
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So it can hold an atmosphere, but it won't work when the outside is less dense than inse

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inside*

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> we'd squish?

untold valley
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I mean, I play like a sociopath, so my main question is always, "If I land on Hunjay's Planet, named "Hunjay Ultimate Planet of Destiny" can I reduce it to an undestroyable sphere using all the equipment at my disposal?

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> sentinels say no

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[I] <Redbreaker47> because there are probably resources on that planet

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[I] <Redbreaker47> and touching those means instant death

untold valley
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Not all resources, just whatever theey deignate as too many resources.

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*designate

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> D:

proud pollen
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I'm scared

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I love how the link says "Do-not-link-here-use-hosting-instead"

mint spear
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LOL

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I just noticed that too.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> XD

untold valley
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Which is another weird thing, he gets attacked and he says he'dbe attacke dif he mined too much plutonium, on Baltari V, which is prented as a 1:1 of earth. Howe much is too much? They seem to be erring on the side of extreme conservatisim.

proud pollen
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Depends on the Sentinels' strictness, I suppose

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And how much Plutonium there is

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> hm

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I'd like to see a planet where the sentinels are defective like, 'you do you bub'.

untold valley
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If it was a 1:1 of earth and plutonium was trees, the police would atack whn you cut down seven trees? That seems extreme.

mint spear
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'OH MY GOSH! DON'T STEP ON THE PLANTS! PEW PW PEW!"

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[I] <Redbreaker47> LOL

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Extreme hippies

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"Plutonium minin's fine, duude."

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Damn sentinels.

proud pollen
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So more strict/protective Sentinels could probably go full on attack mode after breaking just a few crystals, or do a whole mining trip without being bisited

untold valley
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Space Hippies

mint spear
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The hiptinels.

proud pollen
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So that was that planet's name...

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> I don't understand why like 90% of the inhabitants didn't jump the hell outta there

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[I] <Redbreaker47> well, the ones that had a ship

untold valley
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The amount of interaction between the player and the sentinals ;eads me to think that we are soemhow connected. Either my species made the sentinals or something even deeper.

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> That's what I'd do lol

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My green death laser gif comes from the same scene.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> What.

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I just changed the hue.

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Hue hue hue.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> AHA!

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[I] <Redbreaker47> At there is your fault! I SAID I WAS THE EDITOR, BUT I DID NOT EDIT ANYTHING!

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[I] <Redbreaker47> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[I] <Redbreaker47> THE WORLD IS NOT AS YOU KNOW IT

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[I] <Redbreaker47> son of a bitch

proud pollen
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OG Death Star still did it the best

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Yeah

proud pollen
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The Force Awakens one was too much special effects

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Yeah.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> No offense to the producers

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And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> but it was a bit of a remake of Star Wars- A new hope

untold valley
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Another idea for CAH. Black card "Sentinals are attacking, what do you attack them with?"

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Sean's beard.

proud pollen
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A big black dick

untold valley
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Ten point if you include the white card "A Copy of The Fountainhead"

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> SEAN'S FUCKING MAGNIFICENT BEARD

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Added.

proud pollen
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What are you sitting at right now?

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Pc.

untold valley
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A big black dick

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> ...

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Making love to Sean's plaid shirt.

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Wait

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No

proud pollen
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Giving Sean the only thing he'll ever need to wear: Another plaid shit!

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> What about his pants

proud pollen
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Eh, fuck 'em

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> or his underpants

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[I] <Redbreaker47> or his beard comb

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Don't go there

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[I] <Redbreaker47> okay

proud pollen
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OK, he'll need the comb

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> no beard related items

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Not the beard comb.

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Too far.

untold valley
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White card for the black card "Sean has finally said that No Man's Sky is about" "Need for Speed"

mint spear
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Haha

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Speed being the drug.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> oh god the midway point in Aurora Night is amazing

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[I] <Redbreaker47> H N N N N G A U G H

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So we had some pretty inappropriate cards for a few of the devs. I can't think of ones for the rest of the team to balance it out. Suggestions?

untold valley
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I would...guys...if the game included even a glimmer of a refernce to spice, I would sell myself to Hello Games.

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> A sentinel penis.

untold valley
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They already got the sand snakes

mint spear
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THAT'S NOT THE TEAM

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Oh yes.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> sand snake confirm

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plz

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[I] <Redbreaker47> if i ever come a cross that creature or a similar

flint ginkgo
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Holla

untold valley
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Weirdly the sand snake reminded me less of dune and more of Journey, I guess because of the protagonist facing away from us on the sand.

mint spear
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Hey

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[I] <Redbreaker47> hm

flint ginkgo
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Hi

mint spear
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You're swalking in on some freaky convo right now.

flint ginkgo
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..How freaky?

untold valley
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So freaky you need a mask freaky

mint spear
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.....

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So I need those suggestions.

flint ginkgo
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Ok

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> So freaky you call upon sean's beard for protection against freaky environmental hazards

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[I] <Redbreaker47> or you can dig a cave

flint ginkgo
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For the cards?

mint spear
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Yes, but the super vulgar add-on pack.

flint ginkgo
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. . .

untold valley
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The cave is warmer, much like being under sean's beard

mint spear
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And I need them to be about the devs to balance some out.

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I've already got, "What's hiding under Sean's beard?"

untold valley
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A cave

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> oh god lol

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[I] <Redbreaker47> well sean is the only famous one of the devs

flint ginkgo
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Every ___ prodecual

untold valley
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Every beard procedural

mint spear
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Nobody's allowed to see vulgar add-on. The only way to see it is playing the game.

flint ginkgo
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I know I spelt that wrong

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Thanks

untold valley
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Every Gerki mispelling procedural

mint spear
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David Ream, Sean Murray, Grant Duncan, Innes McKendrick, Beau Lamb, Gareth Bourn.

flint ginkgo
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18 quintillion Gerki Misspellings

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Off topic question- what's up with the giant sandworms of Dune having huge teeth?

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Like holy shit they eat tiny organisms

flint ginkgo
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Because

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They need to be spooky

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> oh

untold valley
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Because the cover artists and the authors never actually talk to each other.

mint spear
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Hahaha

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[I] <Redbreaker47> to be fair though

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[I] <Redbreaker47> if i ever heard that

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[I] <Redbreaker47> the sound the worms make

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[I] <Redbreaker47> i would like end me right there

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[I] <Redbreaker47> like OH HELL NO

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[I] <Redbreaker47> I'M NOT DOIN' THAT

flint ginkgo
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I would just

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"Nope."

mint spear
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Anyone have some vulgar white cards about the devs?

flint ginkgo
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Thinkin

mint spear
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116 White cards in total.

flint ginkgo
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How many do we have so far

mint spear
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How many what?

flint ginkgo
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White cards

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> cards

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116...

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[I] <Redbreaker47> lol

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[I] <Redbreaker47> we have 116 already done?

flint ginkgo
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..I thought you meant that's how many we needed

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But nice anyways

mint spear
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Nope. We're shooting for around 200 right now.

flint ginkgo
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Nice

mint spear
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But I need like 4 good dev White Cards.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Agreed.

flint ginkgo
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Yeah

untold valley
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A lot of the dev's talk about their first computer or console. Such as an Amstrad CPC, or an Atari 2600.

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Mods would mess up a bunch of things

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NO

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I MEAN, VULGAR DEV CARDS

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I have a ton of Dev cards.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> idk lol

untold valley
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So you could have a black card like "David Ream's First Console was [Blank]"

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> sean's beard

untold valley
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I'M BAD AT VULGARITY OKAY, MY MOTHER WAS A CHRISTIAN

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> hell if i know

flint ginkgo
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Sean Murray sexting David team on his Atari

mint spear
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I suck at it too.

flint ginkgo
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That work?

untold valley
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Something something jizz clumps

mint spear
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Exactly.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Sean murray sexting. SOmething about that is off.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> What the hell is a jizz clump?

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Fuck don't tell me please

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To mask my AWFUL SHAMEFUL card, I need equally shameful cards about the other team members.

untold valley
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Hundred, if not thousands of sexual harassment lawsuits.

flint ginkgo
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^ This exactly

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Tinke's overly sexual glasses.

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Tinke?

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[I] <Redbreaker47> DAMMIT GOOGLE

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[I] <Redbreaker47> YOU'VE FAILED ME

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[I] <Redbreaker47> I've failed this chatroom.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> I live in misery from this point on.

flint ginkgo
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Don't worry

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> I WORRY

flint ginkgo
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DON'T

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We have a shame club

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> EVERY WORRY PROCEDURAL

untold valley
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Every anxiety attack procedural

mint spear
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DARN IT. I'LL JUST THINK OF THE CARDS BY MYSELF, THEN.

flint ginkgo
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Sorry

mint spear
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JUST LIKE THE LAST 95.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> kk

flint ginkgo
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oh

untold valley
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We have been helping, I did 2 of them

mint spear
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kkthx

untold valley
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That's like

flint ginkgo
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Oh damn

untold valley
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Almost 98% of cards that aren't by you

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> yas

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[I] <Redbreaker47> it's 1:30 in the morning

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[I] <Redbreaker47> what the hell am i doing up

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It's 2:30 AM here.

flint ginkgo
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Its 7:30 here

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> ...

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Wat.

untold valley
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Redbreaker lives in some weird palce.

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> SOUTHERN 'MURICA

untold valley
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*place

mint spear
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Anyone up for testing the CAH game again?

untold valley
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I will

mint spear
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Before I Sleep-

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snores

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[I] <Redbreaker47> i'm gonna get off

untold valley
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Ew

flint ginkgo
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See ya

mint spear
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@mighty rose

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[I] <Redbreaker47> NO NOT THAT WAY

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[I] <Redbreaker47> YOU FUCKING

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[I] <Redbreaker47> I WILL

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LOL

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[I] <Redbreaker47> ..

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We know you will.

flint ginkgo
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AYYY

untold valley
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Gerki

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Real mature. I suspect you'll name your first planet "REDBREAKER GETS OFF"

untold valley
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join us

mint spear
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[I] NoManNaut joined IRC

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Now I will.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> oh.

flint ginkgo
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Can't sorry

untold valley
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Pft, I have ideas for my first planets name already

mint spear
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I promise.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> yay.

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It'll be my home planet;s name.

flint ginkgo
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You guys enjoy the CAH though

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Wonderful, Hunjay.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Wonderful

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GERKI, WE CAN'T PLAY WITH TWO PEOPLE.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> YES YOU CAN

flint ginkgo
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Im going to find a very rainy planet

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> JUST

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[I] <Redbreaker47> DO

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[I] <Redbreaker47> IT

flint ginkgo
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Dammit

flint ginkgo
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Ok quick question

weak moth
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welcome

flint ginkgo
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Can I do CAH on a iphone

mint spear
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Hmm

untold valley
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If it will open the site

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Anyawy.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> anyway*

flint ginkgo
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Worth a shot

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Long live the hype!

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[I] <Redbreaker47> I'll leave now;

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@weak moth Test the CAH again?

flint ginkgo
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All hail Sean Murray The Flying Spaghetyi monster

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> I apologize for my presense

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[I] <Redbreaker47> presence

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[I] <Redbreaker47> oh how the fuck do you english

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[I] <Redbreaker47> i quit

flint ginkgo
untold valley
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Fucking play redbreaker

mint spear
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Your humour made this chat more interesting, tbh

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But play with us.

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I MEAN

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[I] <Redbreaker47> I don't know how.

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cough

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[I] <Redbreaker47> I'm gonna get a lotta shit from this

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We send you a link, you join.

untold valley
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Gerki being blasphemous with pictures of Gpd

flint ginkgo
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I'm allowed

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I am a child of our Flying Spaghetti Lord and saviour

mint spear
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You'll all get a sneak peak at the awful cards.

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WHERE IS SCRET, THOUGH?

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Screw that flying spaghetti pasta. I'm over here with Sean's Beard and you ain't got nothin' on me!

untold valley
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I am as well, but I am a reformist who only accepts marinara into my heart and soul/

flint ginkgo
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Nice

untold valley
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None of your heathen alfredos over here.

flint ginkgo
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Nope

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Do you perhaps have a moment to discuss our savior's plaid shirt sacrifice?

flint ginkgo
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I just got a idea what to call my first Planet

mint spear
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@mighty rose

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Redbreaker gets off

flint ginkgo
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Planet mc Planet face

weak moth
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No talking allowed!

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> but i havn't god off yet

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[I] <Redbreaker47> myenglish

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Why is Edel not talking?

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[I] <Redbreaker47> he's meditating

weak moth
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he's playing ffxiv

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> or some shit idk

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[I] <Redbreaker47> yup

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[I] <Redbreaker47> meditating

untold valley
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You don't want to hear my mic, I'm deflowering a virgin over here. And I make a lot of noise while being deflowered.

weak moth
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also I think he is still in the offtopic channel

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> hm

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[I] <Redbreaker47> also

untold valley
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That joke is like

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Almost two whole levels

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> who the fuck has time to chat in a NMS chat room when having sex

untold valley
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Might be too high brow for this chat

weak moth
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wat

flint ginkgo
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wut

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> Aleuros

weak moth
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I talked to him less than an hour ago in it

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sure

mint spear
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Redbreaker, play it with us.

surreal stump
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hey

mint spear
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We need players to test.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> What am I playing? i'm oblivious to life

untold valley
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Hey look, a politician has joined the chat.

mint spear
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Cards Against Humanity: NMS Edition Online.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> ayy lmao

flint ginkgo
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Hi Karl

untold valley
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Hi Karl

mint spear
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Hi Karl

surreal stump
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whats up guys

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> well i have no idea how to play Card Against Humanity.

weak moth
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Hi Karl

mint spear
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CAH: NMS Edition Online.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> send me a link and teach me as I go

untold valley
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Pretty sure he's the representitive of Nebraska.

flint ginkgo
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Karl, are you a politician

surreal stump
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no just looked up my name on google images haha

mint spear
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One statement card is drawn, IE: Sean Murray had a _____.

You choose a card out of your deck that best fits.

flint ginkgo
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Nice

mint spear
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The person who is voting that round chooses their favourite.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> I see.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Sean murray had a farm

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If they choose your card, you get a point.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> it's sorta like apples to apples

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[I] <Redbreaker47> but with more dicks

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It's apples to apples for adults.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> or in this case, beards

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[I] <Redbreaker47> Alright, I'm totally in,.

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Sweet.

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[I] <Redbreaker47> .*

untold valley
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We like to call it phallic apples to weirldy vagina like oranges

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> ah.

flint ginkgo
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Same, I think it might work on my iPhone

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> PATWVLO.

flint ginkgo
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I'll tell you guys if it doesn't

mint spear
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I'll set it up and we'll see.

flint ginkgo
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Aok

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> What do I need to do to join?

flint ginkgo
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Click the link

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> What link?

untold valley
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Hasn'tbeen posted yet

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> oh

flint ginkgo
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The one they post

mint spear
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[I] <Redbreaker47> pronoun game is pronoun

#

[I] <Redbreaker47> now

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[I] <Redbreaker47> I realize i'm really dim

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[I] <Redbreaker47> so

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[I] <Redbreaker47> who are they

proud pollen
#

Ah, just got off from writing a paper on a long, dull reading. What's going on here?

mint spear
#

Cards Against Humanity test trial.

untold valley
#

We are trying a new iteration of the game

mint spear
#

For the NMS Edition.

flint ginkgo
#

Damnit

proud pollen
#

Nice

surreal stump
#

password?

flint ginkgo
#

Won't work for me

proud pollen
#

Already in

#

nms

mint spear
#

Password is nms

flint ginkgo
#

You guys enjoy

untold valley
#

Got four players so far

#

Red, you joining?

flint ginkgo
#

I'm gonna be here, posting memes

proud pollen
#

Fair enough

mint spear
#

[I] <Redbreaker47> im in

untold valley
#

You karlac?

proud pollen
#

Think it should go without saying that the password for CAH games should always be "nms"

surreal stump
#

yeah im karlac

untold valley
#

RedBreaker, for real, discord is so much easier as an experience, you shoudl download it or run it web browser.

flint ginkgo
#

You'll like it

weak moth
#

Edel are you joining?

mint spear
#

He hasn't been talking.

proud pollen
#

Pass is nms

mint spear
#

[I] <Redbreaker47> mom

flint ginkgo
#

Get the camera?

mint spear
#

[I] <Redbreaker47> please don't

flint ginkgo
#

I'm watching some lets plays of OFF

untold valley
#

Redbreaker, you missing voice over.

#

Reason #345657 to download Discord

weak moth
#

I thought he was Irish?

flint ginkgo
#

?

#

Hi

weak moth
#

Hi Gerki

flint ginkgo
#

What's up ?

weak moth
#

playing some CAH with the other folks in the voicechat

flint ginkgo
#

Nice

weak moth
#

come join us if you'd like :D

#

password is nms

flint ginkgo
#

Sorry can't D:

weak moth
#

that's cool

flint ginkgo
#

So I'm just chilling in chat

weak moth
#

you can also join as spectator if you want to watch

flint ginkgo
#

Noice

weak moth
#

14 mins left

mint spear
flint ginkgo
#

Cool

mint spear
#

[I] <Redbreaker47> I see.

flint ginkgo
#

?

tender sorrel
#

@weak moth 14 mins for ?

#

ho i see

cosmic sage
#

his ffxiv download

#

":3

weak moth
#

I'm talking to Edel in voicechat

#

also that ^

cosmic sage
#

AS YOU ALL SHOULD BE DOING

#

sine im awesome

flint ginkgo
#

Final fantasy?

tender sorrel
#

ok ^^

#

(at work it's pretty hard to go in voicechat xD)

cosmic sage
#

troof @tender sorrel

mint spear
flint ginkgo
#

Aw.

weak moth
#

a SFW CAH deck?

flint ginkgo
#

I think we ha one

weak moth
#

~blob

mint spear
flint ginkgo
#

Rip

#

So

mint spear
#

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weak moth
#

hi NoManNaut

flint ginkgo
#

Holla

marsh merlin
#

shit, people are still up

flint ginkgo
#

Dood

#

Time zones

marsh merlin
#

I know lol

flint ginkgo
#

I just thought of what I'm going to say at every alien trading post

marsh merlin
#

And good morning everyone

flint ginkgo
#

Mornin

#

Most of them are playing CAH I think

marsh merlin
#

Still lol

weak moth
#

Hi @marsh merlin

marsh merlin
#

Hiooo

untold valley
#

Sup fool

#

Join us

#

In CAH

mint spear
#

nms

untold valley
#

Or be lame I guess

flint ginkgo
#

D:

untold valley
#

Like Gerki

#

With the iPhone

flint ginkgo
#

I'm too cool 5 u

marsh merlin
#

Yeah I'm on mobile too

flint ginkgo
#

Welcome to the Cool Kids Club

untold valley
#

Genius Bar cool

flint ginkgo
#

CKC

#

Anyways

marsh merlin
#

Sorry I'm driving

untold valley
#

Anyone want to join us in Cards against Humanity?

#

That's no excuse, driving is easy to do while playing

marsh merlin
#

Lol sure it is

untold valley
#

Play and live; play and die. i'm not seeing a drawback on my end.

marsh merlin
#

No NMS if I die

cosmic sage
#

oi trent hows it doin ?

#

i have poor ability to keep up with time

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xD

#

*a

marsh merlin
#

Yoo

#

Lol

cosmic sage
#

treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent

mint spear
#

[I] <mkalte> morning

marsh merlin
#

Morning

#

4am here

mint spear
#

[I] <mkalte> 10:13 here

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[I] <mkalte> timezones - how do they work

untold valley
#

Magic

mint spear
#

[I] <mkalte> whoaaaa

marsh merlin
#

Lol

weak moth
#

well

#

I was creating my character in FF

#

but now it just crashed when I clicked out of the window :D

marsh merlin
#

Ouch

#

@cosmic sage how are you

cosmic sage
#

pretty good swaggy

marsh merlin
#

lol still with the swaggy

#

😛

real prawn
#

Meh zzz

marsh merlin
#

i know, i wanna go back to bed

#

so bad

real prawn
#

Yay for bank holiday

#

<still in bed

marsh merlin
#

yay for work at 6am

mint spear
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real prawn
#

Is the ps4 and pc version same universe?

marsh merlin
#

unknown yet

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last i heard they havent decided

mint spear
#

[I] <Finkae> hello

marsh merlin
#

hiioo

real prawn
#

I went pc £10 cheaper

cosmic sage
#

yes

marsh merlin
#

oh

#

yeah

#

fuck

cosmic sage
#

wait

marsh merlin
#

wait

#

lol

cosmic sage
#

no mans sky or ffxiv ?

#

xD

marsh merlin
#

same universe

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but

#

dont know if it's cross platform or not

#

that's what i was meaning to say

#

lol

real prawn
#

Craig wright creator of bitcoin

mint spear
#

[I] Finkae left #nomanssky

weak moth
#

What Patron deity do I want Edel

#

it what my dick?

#

you cut out lol

cosmic sage
#

xD

#

its doesnt do dick really

#

jsut elemental resistancews

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*resistances

weak moth
#

Would it be bad if I chose Lancer lol

#

You keep cutting out like crazy

cosmic sage
#

sorry

#

its location i guess

#

no lancer is great burst dps

#

decent survivability

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but you chan change into any class at lvl 10

#

so it sno biggy

#

but remeber

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im on diabolos

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:3

mint spear
cosmic sage
#

oh trennnnnnnt

weak moth
#

I'm taking my sweet ass time lol

#

character creation still

#

sorry

#

aw man, I can only have one character per world

graceful adder
#

What are y'all talking about lol

weak moth
#

FF XIV

graceful adder
#

oh ok

#

Wow tjere's 14 of them now?

#

*there's

cosmic sage
#

actually more

#

there's the straight 1-14

#

x-2

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xiii-2

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crystal chronicles

#

cyrtal bearers

#

world of final fantasy

#

tactics, tacits r2 grimoire of the first

#

*rift

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a handful og chocobos dungeon games

#

final fantast moebius (cell phone game)

#

uhhhh

#

the 2 or 3 disidia games

#

theaterythem

#

so mid 20s to near 30 tbh

#

also xiv (15) coming soon and the 7 remake

weak moth
#

I finished one finally though

#

Trentosaurus Rex

cosmic sage
#

HOT DAMN SON

#

remember!

#

diabolos

weak moth
#

I know

#

I'm standing in front of Bertennant

cosmic sage
#

did ya save their appearance ?

weak moth
#

yeah

cosmic sage
#

...bertannat ?

#

OH

#

you went with lancer yeah ?

weak moth
#

yeah

cosmic sage
#

ok one tic ill come to ya and add ya and wahtnot

weak moth
#

alrighty

cosmic sage
#

join us in voice @graceful adder 😄

#

ugh a 2002 error

weak moth
#

ok once I'm done talking to this lady I'll accept

#

yep

#

No I'm still talking to her

#

and the Wood Wailers

flint ginkgo
#

Holla

cosmic sage
#

heya @flint ginkgo

weak moth
#

Hi Gerki

flint ginkgo
#

What's up?

cosmic sage
#

ffxiv atm

#

gettin trent situated in it

flint ginkgo
#

Nice

#

Final fantasy a realm reborn?

cosmic sage
#

mh

#

well havensward now

#

but yeah

#

*heavensward now

flint ginkgo
#

Nice, is it good

cosmic sage
#

oh very

#

😄

#

they fixed all the problesm from 1.0 and amde it top notch

flint ginkgo
#

Nice

cosmic sage
#

mhm!

flint ginkgo
#

I might get it someday

#

Still waiting for Joon

weak moth
#

Am I invisible?

flint ginkgo
#

I.. Don't know

cosmic sage
#

uhhh

#

you're not showing as being here on my map

#

at all

weak moth
#

I can't see you either

cosmic sage
#

hrm

#

well theres a 2 week trial Gerki :3

#

she shoulda told you to go talk to someone trent

mint spear
#

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weak moth
#

ok

mint spear
flint ginkgo
#

2 week trail

cosmic sage
#

ypu

#

*yup

flint ginkgo
#

Nice

mint spear
#

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regal tendon
#

We need a countdown timer on the sub-reddit

cosmic sage
#

someone posts one evvery so often lol

#

i wouldnt mind a desktop one tbh

regal tendon
#

i mean in the sub-reddit banner

cosmic sage
#

oh

#

oh yeah totally

graceful adder
#

Yeah a countdown timer would be great if someone knew how to do i

#

*it

mint spear
graceful adder
#

@cosmic sage I have one using Rainmeter

cosmic sage
#

i want one!

#

but i also dont

#

:X

regal tendon
cosmic sage
#

i like forgetting how much time is left

#

lol

graceful adder
#

Lol fair enough

#

Its now so close yet so far

#

Before it was just so far

#

I love seeing all the posts of Preorder boxes at EB Games and stuff

#

It really puts into perspective how close we are

cosmic sage
#

lol

graceful adder
#

I just want to play this game

#

Thats it really

cosmic sage
#

yup yup

graceful adder
#

What a great community we have though

vague bronze
#

yeah it really is cool

graceful adder
#

I wish I was as talented as some of the artists on the subreddit lol

vague bronze
#

yeah holy shit their work is fucking nuts

graceful adder
#

I really hope everyone takes a screenshot of their starting planet and we make a collage or something

vague bronze
#

oooh that'd be cool

regal tendon
#

Will the galaxy map be suddenly updated with everyone's first planet finding?

graceful adder
#

Yeah good point

regal tendon
#

Will everyone choose to upload their finding? Why wouldn't you?

graceful adder
#

I doubt even on the galaxy map we'd be able to see other people's starting planets

vague bronze
#

I wonder how that's gonna work actually

regal tendon
#

Any thoughts on how many people will buy this game?

vague bronze
#

like are we gonna get little dots to mark "discovered" or what

finite dune
#

There are so many questions in my head right now

vague bronze
#

i know a lot have already

regal tendon
#

Yeah navigation of the galaxy map, maybe you can only see within a certain range of your position?

vague bronze
#

that'd make sense

graceful adder
#

@regal tendon I think its top of the preorders on the PS Store

#

Im not 100% sure

vague bronze
#

holy shit really

regal tendon
#

are we talking 500,000 people? 1m to buy it?

graceful adder
#

Ill check quickly

finite dune
#

500 k * 59,99 €

#

Yammy

regal tendon
#

$30m?

finite dune
#

Good for an indie less than 30 ppl

vague bronze
#

im checkin now ya

graceful adder
#

They deserve all the moeny they're getting

regal tendon
#

Assuming that they have some debt to pay off from existing dev costs etc

vague bronze
#

it's 3rd rn

regal tendon
#

Still, puts them in a great position to pay a dividend to the owners and reinvest

graceful adder
#

Looks like they're pretty low tech in the office

vague bronze
#

with 164,385 preorders

graceful adder
#

Wow

vague bronze
#

just behind FFXV

graceful adder
#

Lemme do some maths real quick

finite dune
#

Naaaajs!

#

@vague bronze only on ps4?

graceful adder
#

Holy balls

regal tendon
#

wonder what the conversion rate is for pre-orders to games bought

vague bronze
#

holy fuck uncharted 4 is leading with 600k

#

jesus

#

this is overall I believe

finite dune
#

Ok

graceful adder
#

Thats USD $9,863,100

vague bronze
#

oh no that is only ps4

graceful adder
#

Only on PS4

#

Wow

#

WOW

finite dune
#

Very nice

graceful adder
#

OMG I HAVENT PREORDERED IT YET

#

WHAT AM I DOING

vague bronze
#

GO FOR IT

#

i managed to snag a limited edition

#

i'm punped

#

pumped

finite dune
#

bb. getting back to work 😃 Just had to chat litte bit about NMS ;D hahaha

vague bronze
#

oh god I gotta study for a spanish final

#

fuck me

finite dune
#

GL!

#

Cervesa

vague bronze
#

thanks!

graceful adder
#

@finite dune Have fun!

regal tendon
#

some big numbers there

#

Probably safe to say 500k purchases in 2016. So a cool $30m for the HG bank! Awesome

#

before tax

flint ginkgo
#

Back again

weak moth
#

wb

#

I'm gonna get off for now though. It's 3AM and I'm tired

#

see ya folks later :D

vague bronze
#

it's 6am here lmao

#

what's sleep

cosmic sage
#

oh ok

#

later @weak moth xD

#

anyone about ? :X

flint ginkgo
#

Yup

cosmic sage
#

woo 1 response

flint ginkgo
#

Woot

twin crest
#

im here

flint ginkgo
#

Holla

twin crest
#

cant talk on voice tho, at school

cosmic sage
#

xD

flint ginkgo
#

We got a bank holiday

cosmic sage
#

oh fun

flint ginkgo
#

Yeah

twin crest
#

whats that?

flint ginkgo
#

Means I don't have to go to school today

twin crest
#

oh lucky you

flint ginkgo
#

England, fuck yeah

twin crest
#

we got free on both thursday and friday tho :p

flint ginkgo
#

Nice

#

We just got monday

twin crest
#

so, its now may

#

the last month left

#

before NMS

cosmic sage
#

and a few odd days

twin crest
#

yeah

flint ginkgo
#

Yeah

#

Joon the 24

cosmic sage
#

Soon = JOON

real prawn
#

Pre download in 5 weeks

twin crest
#

:o Steam only or on ps4 aswell?

real prawn
#

No idea

#

Imade up the stat

#

:-)

#

Is the pre order ship same for ps4 users and steam users?

twin crest
#

i think so

#

also how dare you lie on the internet

#

no one does that

real prawn
#

...

twin crest
#

you have angered our god Sean Murray

cosmic sage
#

uhhh

#

i don tthink it is

#

i know the ps4 one gets an upgraded gun and 19k units as well

real prawn
#

I bought elite. Looks nice takes too long to learn

cosmic sage
#

*10k

twin crest
#

Elite Dangerous can be quite fun

#

it doesnt take long to learn

#

the thing is they dont try to teach you how it works

real prawn
#

I spent an hour trying to dock.

#

Rage quit

twin crest
#

oh lol

#

but thats the only difficult part

#

for beginners

real prawn
#

Laters off to play alien

twin crest
#

bye

cosmic sage
#

blah

#

should sleep

#

would rather not sleep

twin crest
#

i get that feel

flint ginkgo
#

~lenny

mint spear
#

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

cosmic sage
#

though its gonna storm, so it'll be a great time to sleep

#

=/

flint ginkgo
#

Nicd

#

Storms are cool

cosmic sage
#

mh

#

doubly so here in nc

flint ginkgo
#

Nice

#

In England it's more rainy in storms though

#

What's cool

cosmic sage
#

?

#

sorry, half asleep here

twin crest
#

go to sleep already :p

mint spear
#

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flint ginkgo
#

I think I did good

cosmic sage
#

on ?

flint ginkgo
#

Relationship stuff

#

Wait

#

No

#

No I fucked up

#

I fucked up badly

#

Shit abort

twin crest
#

:o

flint ginkgo
#

Fuckfuckfuckfuck

twin crest
#

and gerki dissapeared into the abyss, never to be seen again

flint ginkgo
#

Casual never being seen again

#

Any gurus round here

#

How to say that you don't like s girl who likes you but you don't like her back?

#

Pls

#

Help needed

twin crest
#

"i dont like you" but sugarcoated prob

flint ginkgo
#

Nice, thanks

night kettle
#

Make so she says it to you, then without any emotions or eye contacr say, "good for you, good luck with that."

twin crest
#

but the girl likes you, so how will you make her say it?

flint ginkgo
#

I think she just

#

Said she liked me

#

As in via text

twin crest
#

have you said you dont?

night kettle
#

Is she easily avoidable in your daily life?

flint ginkgo
#

Not yet

#

And sorta

cosmic sage
#

be honest, but dont be a dick :X

night kettle
#

In that case, cut all connections with her. Just dissapear from her life.

flint ginkgo
#

Nah

#

We could still be friends

cosmic sage
#

pro tip on that though Gerki

#
  1. be honest, straightforward
flint ginkgo
#

Ok

cosmic sage
#
  1. if she tries to start pushing in on that boudnary
#

be firm

#

we're jsut friends

night kettle
#

Dont leave things open to interpretation. Thats where most problems come from

flint ginkgo
#

Pk

cosmic sage
#

don't let herr psh/con/bribe/etc you into doing things that a bf or gf w/e you are xD would do

#

hence straightforward 😛

#

"i like you, but only as a friend, that's all"

#

and then make sure you stay in the boundary, and make sure she does too

flint ginkgo
#

Ok

cosmic sage
#

if she won't, then ya may have to jsut cut that tie

night kettle
#

Now just tell her that atleast once every three days orso

flint ginkgo
#

Thanks

night kettle
#

But dont force it

cosmic sage
#

i wouldnt go that far unless needed @night kettle

#

some folks can take politely being told :3

#

@flint ginkgo if she starts like... sniffing a seat after you get up though. Run.

#

like.... fast xD

night kettle
#

And fake your own death if possible

flint ginkgo
#

Haha

cosmic sage
#

OH a thing @flint ginkgo she may respond with "but why not?" etc somethign to that effect

flint ginkgo
#

Whatd I say?

cosmic sage
#

i dunno what your reasons are for not being into herr, but if its somethign bad... like... try to be polite with it

flint ginkgo
#

Yeah.. Ok

cosmic sage
#

like ifthe answeer if "because you're a damn psycho"

night kettle
#

So basically, dont be a dick.

cosmic sage
#

wheatons law

#

aye

flint ginkgo
#

Aok

cosmic sage
#

maybe try "i don't think our personalities would mesh well" etc

flint ginkgo
#

Sounds good

cosmic sage
#

ive saddl been on tthe recieving end of those lines

#

xD

flint ginkgo
#

Aww

cosmic sage
#

naw it was weell lol

#

this girl we were together 8 motnhs or so

#

cheated on me twice

night kettle
#

Also, watch lots of breakup scenes for inspiration, just keep in mind that those are extremely overexagerated.

cosmic sage
#

we worked past it 9did i mention im an idiot ? im an idiot)

#

this was 7 years ago or so, we're back friends again after more or less not talking for 5 years

#

she's (more or less) happily taken and we were talking about us and all

#

imagine if you will @flint ginkgo hearing this (from someone ya still care about to a degree, liek say... 25% or so of what ya once did) "i still love you, and am still attracted to you... but I'm afraid i would screw it up again... and owuld prefer to nevver be together again, than mess it up worse"

#

its liek partly AW YIS, GIRL KNOWS WHAT SHES MISSIN OUT ON

#

and then oh

#

okay then

flint ginkgo
#

Ah

#

Ok

cosmic sage
#

all i can tell ya man(woman ? :X) is be honest

#

kind if you can

flint ginkgo
#

Yeah

cosmic sage
#

you may well be on the recieving end of it yourself one day, so yano

#

sadly sometimes ya have to be a bit cruel -_-. i hope this isn't one of those times

#

See now I'm curious here xD

#

why is it you're not particularly interested in this lady ?

#

<--- nosy

flint ginkgo
#

Well

#

. . .

#

She dated one of my best friends

#

Did not go well

#

At all

#

And

cosmic sage
#

like... on her end, the friends end, in general ?

flint ginkgo
#

Friends

#

She'd threaten him a lot

#

With just

cosmic sage
#

by tha ti take it ya mean the friend was the problem ?

flint ginkgo
#

Nah

#

She also dated a other one of my friends

cosmic sage
#

like threaten phsyically ?

#

sorry for typos, been up all night

flint ginkgo
#

Kinda

#

The friends a nice guy

#

Wouldn't hurt a fly

cosmic sage
#

bit of a push-over ?

#

easy to push around etc ?

flint ginkgo
#

Yeah

cosmic sage
#

yeeeah those guys seems to end up with bossy control freak girls

#

a LOT

flint ginkgo
#

Uh huh

cosmic sage
#

a frien of mine is liek that acctually now that i think about it... lol

#

hes a tiny skinny waif of a guy

#

dates husy slightly contolling ladies

#

always has

#

*husky

flint ginkgo
#

Yeah

cosmic sage
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hrm so she sthe bossy/pushy/control freak type ?

flint ginkgo
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Yes

cosmic sage
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ah ok yeah

flint ginkgo
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Oh shit

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She asked