#Wynncraft copypastas

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shell bison
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I saw SirKiddo at a grocery store in Chicago two months ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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CT, listen to me here you absolute trolls, my entire family died to cancer, and you DARE GIVE THE ITEM HEALTH REGEN. that is an insult to me and my dead family, and I will SUE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU. Change the item right now, show how bad cancer really is, or I will come to your house AND SHOW YOU FEAR. not only this, BUT THE ITEM MAKES YOU SMARTER. what kind of leason are you teaching our CHILDREN YOU MONSTERS

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COWMAN, you thought we were so absurd to disregard the clock mystery? We were most certainly not. You will fulfill our needs or you will endure deplorable consquences (like doing the dishes). We command the clockwork mystery be done and delivered, we request this occurs inside the following week. You can't ignore us always cowman, our reach is too far.