Call me baised, but I'm a mid game Juju non who is fuming about the new update. Enderman slayer 5 is an absurd req for any item, let alone a juju shortbow. I have a Fot which was my backup weapon. I need f6 completion to use it. This means I am a 150m networth player going from full sa to young dragon, from juju to aotd. And worst of all I do not understand what the purpose of this update even was. You have made juju useless and fot is gonna become forgotten. Archer is gonna die unless you are one of the lucky few who have a term. Remember admins, it's never too late for a rollback. If anyone could give me suggestions on what to do that would be greatly appreciated, thanks
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west shoal
atomic fern
Call me baised, but I'm a mid game Juju non who is fuming about the new update. Enderman slayer 5 is an absurd req for any item, let alone a juju shortbow. I have a Fot which was my backup weapon. I need f6 completion to use it. This means I am a 150m networth player going from full sa to young dragon, from juju to aotd. And worst of all I do not understand what the purpose of this update even was. You have made juju useless and fot is gonna become forgotten. Archer is gonna die unless you are one of the lucky few who have a term. Remember admins, it's never too late for a rollback. If anyone could give me suggestions on what to do that would be greatly appreciated, thanks
high crescent
"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
atomic fern
"🤓"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤓"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤓"- or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤓" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about one fucking emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤓" on your gravestone?
atomic fern
Just in case you are absolutely clueless and haven’t figured it out yet… let me lay it out for you: The more you get vaxxed and boosted, the more you will catch COVID. Right. It isn’t a vaccine. It is specially crafted DNA modifications to make you ill. More boosters equals more COVID, until, you’ve caught it so many times your body just gives up and accepts the virus as part of itself. Don’t worry, this phase won’t last long. It can’t, because the spike proteins created by the virus (and now your own cells too!) wreak absolute havoc on your system, dragging it ever down into the ground as you get sicker and sicker and sicker. You will become, for all practical purposes, a zombie. Not for long though, just until you die.
How do you not understand? You are but an irrelevant little insect to the elite and there are too damn many of you. You cause pollution, and traffic, and get in the way. You are being exterminated.
Winter (northern hemisphere) is coming. Be prepared to fight for your life.
west shoal
Hello everyone, as some of you might know there is a rare helmet cosmetic named the Guild Crown cosmetic, this helmet skin is given to guild members in the guild that won the #1 of every guild season.
The guild I am in, The Aquarium (TAq), is currently in #1 on the leaderboard with a whopping 150k SR lead when Season 7 is only a mere day away from ending, which means we are pretty much garenteed to get #1 this season.
This means every guild member in the guild will recieve the guild crown cosmetic, and you can get this cosmetic too by paying our guild a certain amount of LE (Up to negociation) and get an invitiation into our guild for a day when the season is ending. We currently have ~5 open space for 5 lucky indivisuals wishing to obtain this rare cosmetic. We have asked the staff team and this is completely legal so no need to worry about being banned.
If you are interested in obtaining this guild crown cosmetic, leave a message on this post for a price negociation and potentially a slot for the cosmetic.
west shoal
Ok everyone since you don't listen when I'm nice, I'm going to get mean.
Reacting to messages with a clown (🤡), a skull (💀), or a nerd face (🤓) isn't funny. It's not cool, it's not interesting, it's annoying.
These 3 emojis in particular aren't funny, they're RUDE. We as staff work hard to keep this place safe, and to have you all constantly react to our messages with mean emojis makes me FURIOUS.
STOP reacting to our messages with rude emojis. They do NOTHING but make you look really, really stupid.
It shows you have no rebuttals to our arguments, so you have to use juvenile tactics paramount to terrorism in order to stop us from being able to speak our truth.
FROM NOW ON, IF YOU REACT WITH ANY MEAN EMOJIS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN.
IF YOU ARE A SERIAL REACTOR, YOUR USERNAME IS GOING TO A GOOGLE DOC. AT THE END OF THE MONTH, I WILL TAKE THIS DOC TO THE APPROPIATE AUTHORITIES FOR THEM TO INVESTIGATE AND ARREST YOU.
This is your ONLY warning. Tread carefully...