Chris lore

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💔

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Anyway

Beggar number 3

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ICE75 10:48+37-13:52+26 Leipzig Hbf - Frankfurt Hbf

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You might be able to get the keys to the ProRail office in the station building

Slim chance considering it’s not where you’ll be based

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Like that'll help me with showering and sleeping in my own bed

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You can bring your own bed

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Not without first going home to fetch it

Smh

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Smh

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Weak shit. I can run that

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enjoy

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Thanks

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Sit in the front

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I am

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chris basic understanding of kopstations

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Yes

Conductor does not basic understanding of kopstations tho

If you're in the back you are not making this transfer

But she keeps announcing it as a possible connection

Maar nu eerst Frankfurt am Main hoofdstation

We staan nu lekker stil

En we zijn er nog niet

Sehr geehrte Fahrgäste noch ein bisschen gedult

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does Frankfurt have like a tunnel

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Not sure

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i think it does

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Anyway

Made it to the train

Which is at least +3 due to people still trying to get on

No pic

ICE 14 14:26+3-16:16 Frankfurt Hbf - Aachen Hbf

Woman was blocking an unreserved seat by claiming the isle seat

Had to rangeer in the gangpad to get the seat and not hold up everyone

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germany is such a cool country

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Child screeching

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I hate Germany

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This is fair

It's just kinda bad

But what specific thing is making you say this?

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gestures at everything

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Yes

Guess where I am?

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Frankfurt

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I know how DB usually is

But it's Köln

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I'm in stendal

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People are taking their fucking time getting out of the train

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jij hebt zeker een lekker ruime overstap

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Also why are tou going aachen

Doesn't the ice go to the Netherlands/brussel

yeah just go brussel

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Because this is faster

Breda isn't a local place for me to be

But yeah I have a 31 min transfer in Aachen so I'm not too much in a hurry

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ice omleiding voorstel

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But the line is just straight up not moving and we're about to leave

Either that

Or there is no line and these people are just gonna be standing till Brussels

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dont know how good this is, but what I do know that its faster to go from maastricht to brussels than maastricht to utrecht

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Brussels is closer hemelsbreed and there's a high speed line

+3 now

Boarding must be going very well

+6

Zug voll time to fucking bounce

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what

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We're just sitting here in Köln

There are no more standing places

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There are always more standing places

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Yes for me

But not for others

+9

Technical problem so it will take a few more minutes

Ah ofc

"technical error"

Conductor code for kankerwouten

Ja kankermoffen

Trein opgeheven

I guess the police needed the driver

ed

This little manoeuvre cost me at least 1:30

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Should have joined me

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I'm still home sooner this way

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This is more fun

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RRX RE1 16:32-17:24 Köln Hbf - Aachen Hbf

I hate Germany

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What's up

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nice

you shouldnt have fun in germany

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:(

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Well verspäterung is fine if every train is delayed

Anyway does Aachen Hbf have ov-chip paaltjes on the platform?

If no, do Aachen West or Herzogenrath

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it does

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Good

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and i think those two also do

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no

it's in the tunnel

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I don't recall Aachen having them

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just schwarzfahr

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And my transfer is gonna be very tight

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you have interrail

use your in outbound

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No I wanted to use those on the pisa and prague trips

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dont you have trein vrij by then

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oh like that

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I am not the type to enjoy or win arguments with the conductor

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what do you mean

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Which exact word is unclear

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the whole thing i think

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I don't understand the problem

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you can use trein vrij to cross the border

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you habe two in outbound days

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or do you plan to ice

this isnt super worth

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And soon you'll have trein vrij

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I plan to ICE and IC berlin

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this is fine

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It is worth because it's a direct ICE from Basel

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you can do this

Only the new guards care

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technically yes i think but it is gezeik

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Less gezeik than whatever you're planning with ov chip now

pussy

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It really fucking isn't tho

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still a pussy

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Okay but that makes you an asshole

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why

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because you sometimes just are

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everyone is

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Cute girl with dark leggings, platform boots, a plaid pencil skirt(?), a white shirt and a floofy jacket

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i dont think it makes you an asshole

but its still gezeik

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this could be you

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I mean calling people names isn't a very nice thing to do

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oh

well

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No because I don't have a pretty face to match

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always start arguments with train staff

it's funny

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I just did a realisation

I'm arriving 17:23 not 17:44

This is a non-issue

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veel plezier

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I have like 25 min on this transfer

Imma also get an Aachen fridge magnet. Didn't get anything last time I went

Unless it's already closed or they don't have any fun ones

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The Germans man

They're done it again

Idk what they did before

But they sure did it now

They automated Sehr geehrte Fahrgäste

Fridge magnet acquired

They have wanted posters at Aachen Hbf

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nice

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18953 17:47-18:12 Aachen Hbf-Heerlen

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13970 18:19-19:21 Heerlen-Eindhoven

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Het volgende station is Eindhoven Centraal, tevens het eindpunt van deze reis.

Leipzig is a very nice city

I really enjoyed it

Weather and exhaustion levels could've been better tho

I forgot to post Leipzig pics

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13790

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NS app says 13970

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heerlen train is 3900

prob 13900 in weekends end at Ehv

fr-su

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map update

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Schleswig-Holstein

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good loop

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Thanks

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good map update

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Nice

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nice map

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Thanks

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Very very good

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Afscheidsrit voor mij wss

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Amen

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Bus 301 Thuis - Den Bosch 9:38

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829 9:36-9:54 Ht-Ehv

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401 9:59-10:21 Ehv-EIN

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Good currency

+20

I forgot planes did this

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plane is +20?

o

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Ye

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bad

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Is there a good planewatching spot on this side of security?

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There should be a panorama terrace

But its also the smoking area

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I found the smoking area but the windows are completely beslagen

This is the best I've found so far

I am once again asking for postnatal abortion rights

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Lmao nice

Het longkankerhok

Also shell my beloved

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Yes

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Waar chris

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Na de security boven

Bij groot raam

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huh daar was ik net

niks van gezien

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The guy who was supposed to sit on 30E didn't show up

Madam asking the rear people "Is this your seat?"

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there was no guy on 30E

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?

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that one wasn't sold either

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No that was row 33 right?

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no

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Oh

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Anyway I just lied

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good

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Everyone is seated after all

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i didn't get asked

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This should not matter

Yeah she asked everyone in rows 29 and above

Baby already screaming

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Crazy how you just walk into the city

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yeah it's weird how close it is

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That was quick

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I passed by a shop

Kerstmarkt hiero

It's a bit crowded

Also all these people are slow af

Street

Tower

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weer

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Looks straight enough

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chris de zuid

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Silly photo made

Time to go to the museum

It's not that amazing a monument

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one day the tower will fall over

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And then all that will be left is 100 000 photos of it

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I hope it happens a moment no one is present so it cant caught on poorly filmed video

or some wank ass CCTV camera

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the museum and baptestery is good

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I'm going to a different museum recommended to me

15 min walk

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this goes hard

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half of pisa is 15min. is pretty small

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Museo delle Navi Antiche di Pisa

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its cooler that the tower is corved because they added the later floors level while it already was leaning.

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I completely missed this

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this isnt here anymore

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this is all long gone

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they fixed the issue

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Ah

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this shows nicely how the top part is at a different angle

halfway there also is a slight curve

its very noticeable when climbing it.

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These buildings are cooler anyway

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yes

baptistery in the back. it has a very special echo if you talk from some specific spot.

you will be heard in any corner of the thing. even when whispering

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Are you a student? Of course I'm a student

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tower gang

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Sophie tower

You just arrived?

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yea

Got distracted

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I expected you to arrive 15 min earlier

Good thing I didn't wait then

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Cute

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I told you to not wait

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I didn't

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good

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Excellent museum piece

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archeologen

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Ferry

Time to look for a place to eat

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lidl

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Found a pizzaria

And the woman doesn't speak English

This is gonna be good pizza

Usually how that goes in touristy places from what I Heard

You don't want the places they speak English

Only local patrons from what I can see

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This was good pizza

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Hyped for chrisritten

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Guys spray painting warhammer figures in front of a weeb store

Pizzeria della Stazione

Would recommend

Found something I can speedrun in the hour I have left

But I expect to be able to see nothing

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pizza in Italy is so nice

honestly recommending specific restaurants is borderline silly

just a great country

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Fair enough

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I was right

The pismover

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pismover 😍

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take pics

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Trenitalia R2596 19:10-23:22 Pisa Centrale - Milano Centrale

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Does this go via cinque terre

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No

It ditches into the hills just before then

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dit is een forse rit

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Ja

Stoptreinen Noord-Italië

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@minor cave !!!

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Yes

Is this really not a sneltrein?

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hmm. Il treno, Regionale, A partenza de binario due. or something like that.

Its weird the lady of the coastguard radio has the exact same voice as the trenitalia platform announcements

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Ah ye it skips a few stations

But it does call at most of them

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regionale veloce?

are you R2596?

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vanaf piacenza is dit een sneltrein

basically in the mountains it’s a proper stoptrein

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I saw your train @brittle remnant

You didn't wave

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this is a pretty cool sneltrein actually

Parma avoiding curve

in NL this would just be la spezia parma and you would have to overstap

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I didn't see you

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+10

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Train just departed and 10-20m later braked again

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sad. italian trains are surprisingly competent and on time for being a mediterranean nation.

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I wish this stopper had a bordbistro

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lol

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lol.

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Chris bier

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should have done a bring your own blikken treinbier.

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Nah I'm out of water

And I'm quite thirsty

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this is how some people would travel italian trains with bring your own snacks. #off-topic-1 message

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lmao

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bring more water idiot

if you travel you need a big bottle

or maybe multiple

unless you are jasper

he just vast

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I have a big bottle

This one is now empty

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how big

and why didnt you refil it sooner

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get curryfles

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j

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About that size

And I was on a plane

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they have water in pisa

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But ye I should've gone to a store in Pisa

There's a supermarket next to Milano Centrale that's open till midnight

So I'll go there

But that's still 2 hours away

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wrong.. answer should be bring more halve liters beers

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This is why im still 63 kg after not sporting for the past 4 years
Also used to weigh 75

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damn

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sinas twink

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75 is quite a lot for someone your size

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Sinas twink

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I used to sport on high level

According to some, i was kast

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this is t how this work... how do i stay around 80 with out eating veg and mostly frituur with pot mayo when not home.

only had 30 mini loempia and 2 frikandellen today... and 2 piles of nasi and bunch of baked potato's...

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you'll die young

[minor cave]

Jasper had France days where he just ate one apple

He didn't even drink water iirc

[cinder lichen]

but appel=water. they teach this to kids.

[minor cave]

Constantly sleeping though so I dont tink this was good

[cinder lichen]

just give jasper open window and some beers, he will consume them.

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Heat makes me slespy

Trains me me sleepy

Heat and trains make me sleepy

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This train is an oven

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same but around 70

tho i do sport more i guess

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160kmh stopper is nice

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This should be standard

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Lmao the screen just went to one saying "WE ARE RUNNING ON SCHEDULE!"

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Ad signs in public shouldn't make sound

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italians and signs is a somewhat special combination

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Milan central is otherwise absolutely beautiful

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i have been to two milan stations and they were both dogshit

porta garibaldi and lambrate

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Trolleybus

What I thought was a shop was in fact not

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Chris no food

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Drink mostly

Carrefour to go gespot

Wie tf sluit er om 23:50

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Staff needs to be out before Sunday probably

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Anyway staff member ran after me saying they close in 2 min

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Did you get a drink

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it’s cool how you did basically the same thing as me

arrive in Milan kinda te laat

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Yes

This hostel is a bit not nice

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yeah i also had this

which one is it

or where i should say

mine was achter lambrate near the lidl

which was a good thing because it meant bread at early o clock in tim to catch my train that got like +20 from its first stop

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Only bottoms get to charge their phone at this hostel

Also you cannot turn the lights off

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I don’t understand why that would be a problem for you

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I was assigned top at booking

Anyway time to sleep

Trains in Italy have power outlets so this is fine

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Damm how shit is your hostel

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enjoy

[royal python]

It is if it's pre-statiegeld era

[royal python]

Many are made by the great solari d'udine company

[royal python]

Maker of almost all airport/train station splitflap displays, but also modern displays, and the maker of cool splitflap clocks

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This is good

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I did not enjoy that hostel

Hmmmm

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My battery was going down faster than I've ever seen

Went from 20% to 6% in less than 5 minutes

Power bank didn't start charging either

So I rebooted

ICNG

Order at the screen, you still gotta give the resulting receipt to the woman behind the counter

Gaat goed hier

Interrail app doesn't know my train

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nice

lots of the regional operated italian stuff is not in any proper planner

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DB has it, and some sources say it's not actually covered by interrail

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it this the one to airprt?

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S11 to Chiasso

Trenord S11 7:39-8:47 Milano Porta Garibaldi - Chiasso

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rare!

that's not supposed to run with those ancient trains

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Ah cool

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They got nee trains but they don't fit in the border tunnel

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you got pranked

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How?

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these dont have plug afaik

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It's just the Netherlands that's enough of a shithole to not have power outlets on trains

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ah with them shitty modern interior

tbf 10y ago no one needed it.

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Anyway we still haven't gone anywhere

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you are doing some proper speedrun. just stayin in a city for less time then a proper sleeps worth

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I wouldn't have gotten a proper sleeps worth if I stayed in that bed for 10 hours

Lights were on, couldn't be turned off, and the others were loud or loudly whispering

I didn't get a key or anything so this made checking out really easy

I just put on some clothes, brushed my teeth and left

Door handle on the inside of the toilet wasn't fastened to the door tho, which was upsetting

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milan is a shithole anyway. flee it

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I already have

Also for breakfast I had a croissant with pistachio paste I think it said

It tasted more like a "crompouce" than anything I've had so far

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CH time

Tilo RE80 9:11-9:34 Chiasso - Lugano

Hmm DB is saying the ICE from Basel to Utrecht will be exceptionally busy

And Obb isn't working properly

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In fact they're telling me not to go

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they don’t know shit

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db doesn't know

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Should only be busy after Köln

I'll just see if I can get an unreserved seat before then

ÖBB now wants to work again so it should be fine

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Cloud

AAAAAAAAA

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sound like a default italian dolce. a croissant stuffed with cream or somthing else. is good breakfast with a capucino

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I made a mistakke

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L

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I'M IN LOCARNO

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CH moment

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I completely missed my stop

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hoe een groot probleem gaat dit worden

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Als ik geen fouten meer maak; niet

Uhh

Ik mag in deze trein blijven zitten

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Same train
Tilo S20 10:15-10:41 Locarno - Bellinzona

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Idiot

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Ja nogal

Which way is better view-wise, via Luzern and Olten, or via Zürich?

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it’s pretty close I would think

@oblique adder mening?

Zürich does have a nice very short base tunnel

actually

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Via Zürich involves a transfer and the first train is delayed

[brazen mantle]

Luzern would probably beat it anyway

if you’re on the fast train to Zurich

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It would be

I feel like the Luzern route is better

Direct train, but shorter transfer in Basel, though still 15 min ish

[brazen mantle]

also it’s pretty scenic especially before Luzern itself

there’s a decent valley after too

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Ill do that one then

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Zürich but they're both pretty similar

The approach to Luzern from Basel is nice

So the other way round sit backwards I guess

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Zurich is accumulating delay

So imma skip that

It now has more delay than the transfer in Zurich would be

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Switzerland moment

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EC 178 11:17-14:56 Bellinzona - Basel SBB

SBB conductor wanted to see my ID

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yea this is normal

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I guess it's a Switzerland thing then

[formal quarry]

yeah

[brazen mantle]

this also happened to me when I went to Keulen

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Beautiful views here

Reflections are pretty bad tho

The weather is also quite good

[royal python]

Same also to keulen, it's how the term ppcontrole started

[formal quarry]

hmm, I've had different pp controles

[brazen mantle]

I was on d ticket

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Very eepy

[royal python]

Chris eepy

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+3

Oh this is a 15 min stop

Nvm then

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I thought I fucked up

But the train maakt kop at Luzern

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The views were quite ok

Idk

No difference in how late I get home whether I get out Ah or Ut

Either half an hour longer on ICE and then half an hour transfer at Ut

Or half an hour longer on IC and then half an hour transfer at Ht

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Wait do the ICEs go though Arnhem again?

This is inconvenient

Hmmm

[brazen mantle]

pak gewoon de trein

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Ja

Maar daadwerkelijk alle stoelen zijn gereserveerd

Had gehoopt te kunnen pitten

[brazen mantle]

zoek een stoel die pas na duesseldorf gereserveerd is ofzo

dit moet kunnen

in Basel

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Dit staat er niet bij

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oh

jammer

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Gewoon zitten

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kut DB

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Ik zit ook

Maar het probleem is dat ik hoopte een paar uur lang te kunnen pitten

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gewoon gaan pitten.

[brazen mantle]

ja dit

als er een vervelende Duitser komt is dat klote maar daar kom je wel weer bovenop

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J

Ik was het nooit van plan het niet te gaan doen

Maar wel gwn kut

Oh GGF. Means "maybe"

Shit doesn't work again

Thanks DB

ICE 104 15:13-21:29 Basel SBB - Utrecht Centraal

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ja ggf betekend oepsie woepsie het reserveringssysteem is kapot 🥺

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Ja die duitser die me wakker maakte was de conducteur voor kaartcontrole

[brazen mantle]

ergerlijk

[formal quarry]

Ja

Mooi systeem toch

[royal python]

yes last ht day was this friday

[royal python]

yes shoutout naar seat61.com

[rich hatch]

gegebenenfalls

[royal python]

did a quick check and den bosch omleiding will return between za 06-01 and fri 19-01

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Mogge

Can't sleep much more than this

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But I'm returning from Basel today

[royal python]

understood but for future potential travel plans

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Haven't been kicked out of the seat yet tho

[royal python]

yippee

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if someone does come they didn't get in at the right carriage

[formal quarry]

Don’t sleep

Pull a Robert

Stay up literally the whole night by choice

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It's 17:25 now

They updated the reservation system

My seat has "Vorrangplatz"

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39393939 people got in at Köln Hbf

[minor cave]

chris leven

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Girl with rainbow gradient hair

Though not super consistent

A bit all over the place

Ukrainian maybe

They started doing Dutch announcements at Düsseldorf

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this is where the dutch crew gets on yes

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There's some beeping going on

And the train isn't departing

We kunnen over een paar minuten verder rijden

They "fixed" the problem with the door but it's still beeping

We're kopmaken Düsseldorf?

Anyway we've continued

So has the beeping

[royal python]

jammer

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The beeping stopped

Then we called at Duisburg and the door started beeping again

Conductor calling Hbfs "Centraal" and "Main station"

Nice, making up 7 min of delay between Oberhausen and Utrecht

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yeah

this is very ruim

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Were just vibing here at Emmerich Hbf rn

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Wtf

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"trein met storing"

We're moving again

Delay is now enough for Arnhem to not be an option and for Utrecht to involve a sprintje

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chris speedrun allmost done

this would have been even more meme if instead of hostel you went vienna by nightjet and then vienna-NL.

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lmao

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I don't think this would've saved any time

This transfer is gonna be tight

Or missed

Ooh we actually saved 10 min

I may not have to run after all

And just as quickly, without slowing down, these 10 min vanished

I hate DB

I saw my train depart from Ut while I was pulling into the station

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https://tenor.com/view/deutsche-bahn-thank-you-travelling-gif-25985432

[minor cave]

chris 2981

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https://tenor.com/view/emoji-happy-sad-meme-wtf-gif-22202926

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How does kopmaken at Düsseldorf work

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no idea

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depends

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db does funny things a lot

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where did you cross the rhine

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It means you got diverted somewhere

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neuss vibe

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I've never had this happen

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neuss divert seems the most logical

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I did kopmaken in other silly places but not Düsseldorf

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maybe they sent you via krefeld?

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niet kopmaken köln is ook n leuke

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in keulen gebeuren sowieso rare dingen

er is te veel spoor daar

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It was extremely dark outside

No we did go past Düsseldorf airport

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but

the line between koln and dusseldorf via leverkusen is under construction

did you messe deutz or hbf?

did you kopmaken hbf?

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check your Google timeline maybe

If it put a marker somewhere

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Google timeline is worthless

It stops at Mannheim

The train called at Köln Hbf, did not kopmaken here

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surely this is the only way

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We kopmaakte at Düsseldorf Hbf and continued past the airport

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you cant really

go to duesseldorf and get there from the north

from keulen

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this doesn't mean much

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this is not haalbaar

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Only via leverkusen

but jasper said it's closed

maybe you're just too tired

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well it was closed the last time I was there

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leg uit hoe

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spent some time standing still at opladen as alternative

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Also I entered Messe before Hbf

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that sounds like this

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er ontbreekt hier een boog

yeah this is what must have happened

because thats also

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Sinas I can promise you we went via Düsseldorf Airport

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the only way south of duesseldorf going north

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this shit don't make sense

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No matter how much you try to ignore this sentence

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I'm stupid

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ik denk dat jij niet kop hebt gemaakt

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dit is het enige antwoord

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I was going forward

And then I wasn't

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of het was wel kopmaken koln

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j

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did this happen immediately after the stop at duesseldorf

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wauw

je hebt kopgemaakt in keulen

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Damn

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feest

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I'm just retarded

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Zug verkehrt richtig gereiht

rare

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Nee we hebben bij Emmerich spook gereden

Er stond een gestrandde trein op het andere spoor

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wat lul jij

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kopmaken op dusseldorf is volgens mij niet eens dienstregeling technisch mogelijk

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Hierom stonden wij 20 min stil op Emmerich

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het moet echt goed misgaan gaan ze kopmaken dusseldorf

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Ja dat zie ik nu ook

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wederom dit kan maar het is letterlijk fysiek onmogelijk in het scenario zoals jij omschreven hebt

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Maar wel richtig gereiht

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Ja idd het Köln en Düsseldorf stuk ging idd goed

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Ja VL was het eens met deze manoeuvre

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wat lul jij

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Welk deel snap je niet

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We moesten hier omheen

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dit heeft allemaal niks te maken met wat ik zeg

richtig gereiht is juiste rijtuigvolgorde meid

[stable cloak]

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Oh

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chris duits

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Chris duits

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Dat heb je na Köln op de 104 sws

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dit is best wel middelbare school niveau

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Teun vergeet dat havo bestaat

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ik heb dit gehad

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Ik niet

Gefeliciteerd ermee

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ik had gewoon 2 jaar verplicht duits op havo

dit is best wel havo niveau ja

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Ik heb daar nooit geleerd wat "gereiht" betekent

Dus ok deed de enige logische gok

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Wagenreihung ken je wel van de omroepen

richtig ken je ook

dan is er maar een logische gok

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Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof

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DB spricht nur Bahnhof

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Oprecht ik heb die shit nog nooit fatsoenlijk verstaan

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how is this lore thread 2700 messages

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Ik zou je niet kunnen vertellen of ik ooit dat woord heb gehoord in een omroep

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het is al lang na je bedtijd chris

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INFORMATION ZU EUROCITY 115 NACH KLAGENFURT UBER MANNHEIM, STUTTGART UND MUNCHEN.
ZUG FAHRT AB VON GLEIS 3

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Mevrouw het is al 12 jaar na m'n bedtijd

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Falsch

*ICE 115

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En toch kies ik ervoor om wakker te blijven

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sinds vandaag ja

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zug verkehrt in umgekerhte wagenreihung or smth in amsterdam cs.

omroepen lore

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Op Amsterdam centraal kunnen ze stoppen met omroepen

Zelfs Bahnhof ga je daar niet halen

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tis eigenlijk ook niet eurocity

tis jurosity

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Sommige stations zijn erger met omroepen dan andere, maar Amsterdam is toch wel echt een van de ergste

[cinder lichen]

....brussel zuid though

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je moet anar het perron einde van frankfurt gaan

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and italiaanse omroep kan er ook wat van

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dan worden de omroepen een vibe

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Ik gebruik gwn de bordjes en de app

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in frankfurt hebben ze soms ook nog gewoon de oude gong

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Ik kan met al dat omgevingsgeluid en hoe kut die shit sws al is er echt helemaal niets mee

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https://youtu.be/5zoNjeM-B9s?si=yr2fQiR_o5lmUKjW

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1kdIWxTGrSM0jA5jf9n0AHxLp-vv3e7g&si=_yPYGG8IPFA4O9YH

moet je kijken wat ik heb gevonden

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omroepfappers

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omroepfapping

wonder if lift gong and lift muziek fapping is some weird niche genre too

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Home

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Ik mis deze stem dit is altijd zo'n koel type omroep

[royal python]

Ik ben dit zeer zeer erg

Also de kopmaakdiscussie lezen was zeer mooi

[royal python]

Jaaaa en die is heel mooi

[royal python]

Liftmuziek fapping is absolutely a genre too

I have 2 pieces of elevator music downloaded on my phone

[royal python]

Als ik ergens naartoe aan het fietsen ben en ik heb vertraging dan denk ik in mijn hoofd aan de "...heute circa X min später, grund dafür ist" omroep en dan vertragingsreden erachter

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map update

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good map

[royal python]

Very good

What are the blue bits

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boat

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Chris map

[formal quarry]

Chris Italy

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can confirm

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Plan tomorrow

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doei

schwandorf praag is een fucking lange RE trouwens jezus

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dit is een ec

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ik zou een eerdere trein naar venlo pakken

eigenlijk gewoon een uur eerder

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Hoezo?

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veel van deze overstappen wil je niet missen

is dit oprecht de beste route naar praag

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Nee

Ligt aan hoe je het meet ook

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hm

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Dit is het eerste reisadvies, en ik wilde zo naar praag toe

[brazen mantle]

op zich is dit een redelijke route

rechtstreeks naar dresden gaat niet echt snel

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Maar op de terugweg heb ik nooit zo'n zin in moeilijk doen, dus dan wil ik over Berlijn terug

Directe trein Praag-Berlijn, en dan IC Berlin naar Deventer en dan 3600 oid

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hmm

dit klinkt wel gezellig

[rich hatch]

schwandorf is redelijk moeilijk doen

je moet er zin in hebben

maar dat heb je dus helemaal goed

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Ja precies en op de heen weg heb ik daar nog zin in

[rich hatch]

yup

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beierse provinciestadjes

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Reisadvies dat ik een uur eerder krijg heeft nog een overstap in Marktreswitz en Cheb

Beide gaat vervolgens over Plzen

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Vanwaar dit advies?

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the venlo transfer is bad

and re13 isnt mega reliable either

[brazen mantle]

j

en de ice wil je wel halen

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Well yeah I'm going through Germany

Ja fair

Plan Sunday

Ik zie nog wel hoe ik thuiskom, want die 4 min zit er niet in

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in nederland rijden treinen

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Ja precies

Dus daar zit ik niet zo mee

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je hebt niet ineens gaten van twee uur

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good speedrun

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Ik heb een hele dag in Praag

Ik kan harder speedrunnen

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Bus tijd

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Half an hour transfer at Ht

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3721 7:54-8:58 's-Hertogenbosch - Venlo

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Eurobahn RE13 Venlo - Düsseldorf 9:05-10:09

[royal python]

Venlo 🥰🥰🥰

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Train is packed here at M'glafbach

Ah they finally started accumulating delay

I was wondering when I'd start getting DB'ed

Can't do that with a train that's perfectly on time

I dodged this bullet IG

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nice

you actually would have gotten fucked over

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Yee

Dusseldorf time

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Beggar #1

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Duitsland

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ICE625 Düsseldorf Hbf - Nürnberg Hbf 11:23-15:00

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I'm tired

[minor cave]

wahat are you doing

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Going to Prague

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you have a long way to go still

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Ye

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+2 in Nürnberg

Goodbye connection

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what

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Very tight connection across the entire station

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it's 5 mins

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+2 was fake news

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What if you go via cheb

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It will be dark in Czechia either way

I already considered my options here

RE40 Nürnberg Hbf - Schwandorf 15:05-16:25

https://maps.app.goo.gl/2dFXaZX9hYXEp4AHA Japanese castle looking building

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rennen

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Huh????

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Oh ik spring straks gwn voor deze trein

Ja deze gaat dus niet naar Schwandorf

Maar was wel juiste perron & vertrektijd

Guess I'll go via Cheb

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huh

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it splits right

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Maybe

This wasn't clear to me

That would explain why the signs said Schwandorf

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it goes to both creidlitz and schwandorf

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Helder

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do you need to transfer treinstel

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I would've had to

But that would've been at the very first station

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no it splits

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You may notice that that should say "yes, it splits"

RE38 Neuenmarkt-Wirsberg - Bayreuth Hbf 16:35-16:55

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make sure you get on the right train in cheb btw

at least last timetable, the train that says Prague on the same platform as where you arrive is a slow regio that takes a big detour

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I need the 18:33

According to DB

Via Pilsen

Tokkies on the balkon playing loud music

Fake places

[oblique adder]

yeah

That's the ic

but when I was there, there was an 18:28 re

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Ah

Unfortunate

[hushed umbra]

ah yes I remember transfering here on that tilt thing that almost threw me off the stairs

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Why would you ever intentionally go here?

[hushed umbra]

are you really asking me this?

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Yes

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czechia

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I spend a total of +8 hours in Strba station

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Agilis RB34 Bayreuth Hbf - Kirchenlaibach 17:01-17:15

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ive had worse

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This shit is 3+2

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Yes but Neuenmarkt-Wirsberg?

[hushed umbra]

strasbourg - offenburg, half of the passengers couldnt join

[hushed umbra]

I spend 20 min there

also tried to tell a woman that she had to go to platform 1

and she didnt understand

and then missed her train

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First ticket check

Actually I also had a rare one on the IC to Venlo

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these trains are cool

They used to run five of them chained together around freiburg

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Another non-place

Smokers :(

7 others, 3 are smoking

RE31 Kirchenlaibach - Marktredwitz 17:34-17:51

Do the Czech ICs have a bordrestaurant?

Someone watching a movie without headphones

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not all

but most do sell snacks

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We'll see then

Nevermind then I guess

2 hours in Cheb

Fun

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they sell coffee too

it's shit

But it's like €0.60

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I now have enough time to get food in Marktredwitz

Reisinformatie stukkie wukkie

Cheb train is here before the train before it

RE33 Marktredwitz - Cheb 18:02+? - 18:25

Departed

I really don't want to wait 2 fucking hours

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Cheb is nice

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At dark 'o-clock?

Can't see shit

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The city centre has streetlights

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Anschluss Wartet

[CD] IC 565 Cheb - Praha hl. n. 18:33-21:22

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hooray

[cinder lichen]

cheb is weird. its full of vietnamese

[oblique adder]

most places are

[hushed umbra]

Cheb is a pretty nice town

[cinder lichen]

cheb is nice. they have anwb paddestoelen in the park at the river

[brittle remnant]

Prague time

👌

Purple hair grandma

[oblique adder]

good

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Damn they have the north Korean trams here

Plaskrul regio Praag

I'm getting a skoda, not a tatra :(

[brazen mantle]

wait how did you get up there

[brittle remnant]

What?

[brazen mantle]

the station

or is that just a pic from below

in the bad tunnel

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I walked off the platform through a door

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huh

[royal python]

Yessss so good

Free public toilets my very very very extremely beloved (maybe even more than watertappunten)

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I don't like how this hostel handles plugs

The room has proper power outlets

But each bed just has some USB thingies

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a&o?

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Yes

[oblique adder]

ah yeah we had the same in hamburg

none of them worked lol

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I haven't tried them yet

They work but they're a bit finnickey

In the sense that it's not fixed so you have to keep it down to plug it in

[hushed umbra]

A&O, I remember that like yesterday

but in vienna

not a good vibe

@minor cave Tim uit Naaldwijk

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It's better than the delapitated hostels I went to in Oslo and in Milan

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There's a sign at the Lidl saying the exchange rate with Euros

I don't have much of a plan today

[brazen mantle]

slim

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Quite

Got a museum recommendation tho so I'm gonna check that out

Museum of communism

These trams are very good

Nice and frequent

Cheap

[verbal mantle]

You could go Velim

They have ICNG-D now

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So will the Netherlands in a few months

[verbal mantle]

Fair enough

Take S65

Train

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I will be checking out the city itself

I expect that to take up most of my day anyway

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Asshole trying to get his pickup truck through a kerstmarkt

The man, the myth, the legend

[oblique adder]

the castle is nice

[royal python]

Sounds cool

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Substitute communist with capitalist and it still works

[royal python]

Exxon mentioned 🥰

[oblique adder]

Oh are you in the communism museum

[brittle remnant]

Ye

[oblique adder]

it's become really bad after they refurbished it

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Bad how?

[oblique adder]

reaching McCarthy levels of anti-communism lol

there's a section somewhere that czechia built a "frightening amount of commieblocks"

Because housing your population is bad now I guess