#battlefield-2042
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However, specialists with too many powerful skills should be weakened or restricted. Weapon restriction is a restriction.
So many trolls in this chat 🤣
me too
personally i only trust radishes and maybe lettuce on a good day
its supposedly the worst assault rifle
Bro who tf would ever trust a radish
They r balanced no one uses specialists on me because I dodge them and boom I've knifed them
no he does not
You don't know keemstar then
Lettuce 100% reliable
This gun is much better than the am40
yes i do
So you've been to his house
is the m5 better
The AM40 isn't too bad, once they sort out the bug with the incorrect mag sizes it should be a lot more tolerable
once or twice
Is that why u wear sunglasses too
you make no fucking sense
It can only be said that dice can't balance the specialist, so we can criticize and give suggestions to dice, although they may not listen
Calm down your mind is boggled breathe air
im already breathing
If dice can't be balanced specialist, dice should dont do it
Why u breathing vapes then
i dont vape
I ain't got no criticism for the specialists but that's just me tho
if you cant do proper grammar, you shouldn’t write a sentence.
Its kinda difficult to try and balance all the specialists and weapons and get it near perfect, by the time they buff/nerf one specialist/weapon, another will have become meta and be considered OP. And its only made worse once the new content drops and the new specialist is either weak or too strong, and the weapons are either useless or better than everything else in the game.
Your right you smoke bamboo sticks then?
I DONT SMOKE
I'm ngl you act like a guy who's on something r u sure
who the fuck
oh
wait i misread
i thought they meant like remove the badges entirely from the game 


Tanuki have you ever went knife only on battlefield
I HAVE BEEN CLEAN FROM DRUGS FOR ALMOST A YEAR NOW OK
So do you want specialist to appear in the next generation of battlefield, this is already an ip of almost 20 years,dice should know what they should and shouldn't do
That's good to hear 👌
tbh not really, but i kinda like how 2042 does it
tbh I kinda get that, some of the cards look pretty nice but they're covered up by the badges
wouldn't hurt to have the option to not have any
yeah yeah i just thought they meant remove the badges from the game entirely, not just the ability to clear a slot lol
i dont care, i buy game, i have fun, i dont care about other peoples opinions
i have fun and be ignorant
We r not teach a kid do something
oh yeah nah that wouldn't happen haha
its a peaceful life
i have not seen the latest star wars media
i have no social media except discord(?)
What dice can't do, we should criticize rather than tolerate mistakes
i buy games to have fun, not to nitpick the devs decisions
close
Now there are still many problems in 2042, we should criticize rather than cover up these things
Amen
same gen and half the same type
Fire fox
Do you even like the game you haven't said one good thing about it
Aye here goes one thing man, don't play it if you really don't like it, if you knownits bad, come back later, it's what all bf games do anyways, release dog water and then come good
you dont like it, you dont play it
simple as that
They paid money tho
But I still play 2042 for hundreds of hours
Given Boris's age, did he fight in the Ukraine war? 
devs will see people dont like it, they improve
yeah 100%, I don't see the need for blatant hate and shitting over it without giving valid reasoning, but the game wouldn't have improved this much if DICE weren't given feedback from the community about ways to improve
isnt he like 50
They know the problems, they know they messed up, why do you think it's a skeleton crew fixing it
Homie fought in the October revolution
Yes they know about the current problems, but as the game gets more content and is iterated upon there will be more issues to come that need to be highlighted
saying nothing achieves nothing
That's young enough to have been in the war
Dice has indeed changed, but the most basic mouse input has not been fixed. Isn't this a problem that has lasted for more than a year?
That would make him 10
Hey I'm defending the game, not hating on it, I know they are fixing it, I came back and already seen improvements but I'm telling tje other guy who's talking mad shit about the game
Unless ur saying the Ukraine war will go on for another 7 years
Off topic opinion: pineapple ice cream or frozen yogurt is the best fruit flavor
i keep calling boris jumbo since that was my stepdads nickname and they look extremely similar
No. The Ukraine war is 2022. the game is set in 2042, 20 years, how can he be 50 if he was 10 during Ukraine?
Oh bro shit I need to stop coming here when I'm tired
Oh yeah, I know, I only came back about a week ago after feeling really burned on it during release. Its so much better than it was, still has a ways to go, and i'm holding out hope they don't abandon it once the 4 seasons are up
i like stranded, the middle parts just have so much clutter
It is definitely better now then it was on launch, and I'm glad it is, just they better not give up on this game, cause it's amazing
Yeah it has, I think bugs like these are just engine level problems that come with how awful frostbite is to work with, its evident they're having a hard time with it as of late
any open SPOTS
EA and DICE really should put a team on trying to improve the workflow with frostbite so its less of a bitch to deal with and easier for new devs to learn. Kinda stupid that it hasn't been done yet, considering the recurring issues that seem to pop up with each new battlefield release.
2042 v 3 v bc2 - M60
which operator is the best at basketball
Irish

the old man?
im sayin mackay
most agile, while not being too scrawny
But he's Canadian
and irish is a fucking boomer
who cares if their from canadia mackay could 100% juke out irish and slam dunk
Canadians in war time are terrifying
Of all of the specialist why did I pick irish
your the one who picked him
He's American and black. The best at basketball. I thought you would get that
A huge stereotype that I wish I didn't have to explain
who is the tallest tho
Idk they all seem to have the same hight
in portal the BSV is called VSS Vintorez bozos at EAG cant do shit
im american(?) and im shit at basketball
im a baseball guy
u put me against boris i guarantee i 21-0 him in basketball
My man
i was born in cuba, but i moved to america very early on in my life
Woah when did the room get slightly commie. Jk
itll get more commie if you dont shut your yap
Alright, don't want to start another red scare again
could be worse, you could start a lavender scare along with it
God damn
that would def not be good
Eh, what government resembles lavender
Nah
kicks a ton but it's very fun imo
smooth?
it's good, mostly cause it's the bf3 version of the weapon
we talkin bout the same gun?
no the lavender scare was about gay people
burns through ammo though
m16a3?
yes
thats why most old people are jerks to anyone who looks remotely lgbtq+
Bruh that's funny
they mean smooth as in its RPM
Yea it's smooth, feels nice 30 round clip, kills enemy's like butter, and just demolished k30 users
bruh you can't say that lmao
i, as a not officially out trans person, get a pass because laughter is the best therapist
i think thats how the saying goes
sir this is a Wendy's
hey can i get directions to the nearest outhouse
i gotta clean they shit
bruh why is prox sense called Motion Mine in the internals
motion mine would make a killer band name
fr
Well because if you move near the proxy you are spotted
probably radiohead type music
In Battlefield 2142, the II-29 Motion Mine is an unlockable weapon for the Engineer Kit. It is activated by the proximity of an enemy vehicle. The mine will rise up about one meter and magnetically track the vehicle until coming into contact with it and exploding. When used in combination with the II-14 EMP mine, vehicles can be shut down by the...
If you stand still you won't be spotted
oh
My hehead hurts
I imagine it was probably going to be a proximity mine instead of a sensor
i see Ea Gothenburg like using the old names
gothenburg? when can i move in?
I'm thinking of getting a name change, any ideas?
Skill Issue
Joe
Even better
So skill issue is one name idea, and Joe
Alternatively Observer works too
updog
do you live in gothenburg? or are you saying that cause of the name
i just wanna meet a goth gf ok

No, I hated thr office for that joke, my dad used it 18 times on me specifically that many times

not much how about you
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

I'm going to Kermit sewer slide
is the am40 meta?
N O
meta my ass
no, that would be the SFAR and the BSV-M
Ty
And the new lmg
meta is for nerds
yep
the sfar isn't exactly meta tbf
and dorks
not as if people are using it out of choice
It's all been killed by
and nincompoops
i love the sfar
people are starting to realise how good it actually is
So yes sfar is the meta
- they want M16
I mean I knew how good it was before now but it's cause of the M16 assignment
Nerd for knowing such a word
scar was always good?
once they unlock it it'll be ditched
lol
well i mean ARs did get a slight buff soooooo
ok bookworm
probably a good thing, some weapon diversity would be nice
yeah long barrel single fire is heavily underrated
getting tiring being killed by the same shit over and over
I need a team for bf 2042
Finally reached T3 with avancys 
nearly got the t1 for the scar
I'll stick with the m5a3 until t1
They're laughing at me 
Then it's off to the new lmg
apparently AM40 has SMG HS values
Bro you again
it does
we are not bethesda
like im not in here every day
I believe someone did some tests and posted the results to reddit
lmao
you bought the +20 tier battlepass right
Am40 is peppega
Why not just make it a beefy smg at this point
svk is not pogU.
if some saddo does actually already have a t3 with the avancys they should re-evaluate their addiction to video games
I did but after tier 37? 38 maybe idk
I grinded for atleast 14 hours yesterday
huh
It's poggers
14 hours?
Good day off 😎
I'm at 24.5 I'm slowly approaching the stun, I need more missions
you are weirdchamp
I cant even call in a stupid Ranger 😅
im only at like tier 15 on the battlepass, barely played at all
On breakthrough in stranded
I am indeed pepechad
skill issue
That shit suuuucks
S2 dropped my second day off at 4am iirc so I took a nap Monday hopped straight on and played til sometime between 6 and 8
lmao literally
jesus christ
yeah fr... at least they came and gave us two in unit AC things until tomorrow lol
go house shopping
see air conditioner
pour in 2 liter sprite
leave
Man killing stealth helis are so fun now
All you need is skill with the rocket guiding
see for me, i went to bed earlier on monday so that i could wake up at 4am, but i woke up at 11pm randomly and couldnt fall back asleep, so then i just stayed up till 4am (i was trying to go to sleep for 5 hours, literally) and then played, i wasnt tired all day. ran on 3 hours of sleep.
i hated stealth helis prepatch
the fact there is not one dozer shield is saddening
But now they are so easy to kill
300 kills left.
Just one rocket from lis can take it down
theyre pretty easy to kill but theyre still insane
Just one
you're on your way there.
for Am40 right?
If they want to keep ST mode and keep it down on that route they need to make it brittle.
Yeah the am40.
Fucking hate it.
us dozer mains are dying down, donate at least 10 dollars to 1-800-SAVEDOZERS now.
I am a skilled pilot and holy how I hate as missiles
why T1 it?
I want to get as many weapons as I can to tier 1.
way sounds like he's having a identity crisis
i got a question
AA
I'm not really.
dont play like that if you dislike it, way. that isnt good for you.
What's up Bivian?
not a good mindset
controller or mouse+kb
i like the idea of assignments, but when you add melee im out
whatever you prefer
i will fucking phase through the walls if i have to do 1 fucking takedown ever again
I abuse the range of the wildcat AA, lis is only good for a while but once you get into a wild cat, oh boy
There shall be fireworks
As of late I've been juking lis rockets, cause is so ASS 
lmao get rolled
Skill issue
i use the sfar like a DMR sometimes 
sfar dmr conversion when
Just don't get caught by fire? Damn like fire beat metal man
high power + long barrel is utterly useless the fact it takes 5 shots to kill somebody is insane
And that new weak spot on transport helis, it's a dream
rare clip of you not dying. 
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
that would make me very sadge if that happened to me
observer probably thought he was getting Christmas presents when he read the patch notes this season
Oh I touched a nerve
damn
Same for me pretty much except 10:30

ye i have school at 8:30 so just timing myself lol
wow the Vulcan is good in stranded breakthrough
You bet, I hated those stealth helis and transport helis being such an annoyance
i pto for tomorrow to just play 2042 
Skill issue from what it sounds like

Thus m60 sounds so good
Nah I never said I keep dying from them, more that they keep coming back targeting me
I please the 5th
i wanna config this but idk what to do
and game setting sounds weird
I MEAN PLEADE
call into school NERD 
¯_(ツ)_/¯
im out at 3:30

this what i do
Getting hot in here
I'm running around like Animal Mother with this m60. Nobody stands a chance.
yeah but urs isnt the same
PLEADE, NOT PLEASE IM A GOOD PEANUT
gah damn you right
To late, I already got an assumed image of that situation in my brain
google whatever program you got and fps settings.
Good peanuts get peanut butter


still waiting on DICE adding wake Island and boats to 2042
im eating rice and tuna BEFORE my nightly cottage cheese and fruit bowl tonight. we are not the same

Cottage cheese nerd
ITS GOOD AND GOOD FOR YOU
Still waiting on dice to add gold skin for m16
Holy shit.

What
@hexed mango Try tactical compensator, Straight moving grip and high calibre extended.
On the AM40.
What do I use if I'm knifing tho?
F
Pray

Anything.
Can't I just use movement?
Pray harder
what’s Friday night battlefield?
doesn't exist 
Bro half of the videos or images are just black
Discord update sucks
I noticed
Yep! Gotta love android discord's shitty update

Makes me wanna use skype
Boomer
Desktop works fine, for now. How long until they decide to "update" the desktop version to ALSO run the iOS version in a compatibility shell?


AI shot my turret
More of childhood memories, we used Skype for our Grandparents during Christmas
im just gonna run my blacksharkv2 at flat, apparently that's good for it
i never heard him speak
Skill issue
He’ll speak for you 
im still suprised when i hear specialist speak. i always forget
Skill issue, should've placed it out of his way
Honestly yeah it's your fault for getting in his way
Respect the AI or they will not revive you
Bots on a mission
Nothing is more disrespectful than getting denied by AI
look at my server banner. she hot too. 
Get the V2 Pros that’s what I use to have
Nada, nien

non
I still can't get that face out of my memory
who said i want a chick
jkjjkjkjkjkj
She’s your new crush
what brig looking at tho....
why she looking down like that
Something 

bridget can bench me to sleep frfr 
I forgot how it felt to be able to get 10 bp tokens in one game, i was so used to the 40-50k xp per token lol
She’ll smack you around
In what hell on earth did he get a pregnant Mario emoji
i found another video at work that i dont remember. its funny af 
Thought I was in a guilty gear server for a second
well you aint
Skill issue
Yes
Those things are easy to kill
Maybe she can bench you


how?
i got CRAWDADDY's helmet

damn gpu driver error
Idk how to find it but its a "look at the screen is this your man" and it showed a sloth with the trendy bowl cut and the chick is like "yes and imma stand by him" shit was mad funny
Get into a tank or c5 ram into it with a light vehicle or c5 McKay on top of it,
tanks are all occupied 
Tanks are these things weakness
what about lis?
Get a light vehicle and c5 suicide battlefield style
Yell kamikaze if needed
alakbar?
While using the Rao Terrorist skin 

Best Memefield
S tier strat
No one has been doing it lately and it's strange

It's really effective
Tanks, wildcats, rams, it'll kill them all
2 TORNADOES?
pkp or lcm

Jet
Fun fact, a ram can't have smoke and quick repair at the same time
*ground vehicle
Lcmg
Will they retroactively give battle pass T1 for season 1? I've been hearing yes and no (mathematically, I should have earned over 1300, well over the needed 1150)
what attachments am i looking to get
Whatever fits your playstyle. It's not cod.
This image looks like its been taken from cod tbh
Is it just me or is the AM40 bugged and the standard mag only gives u 20 even though it says 30🤨
and which cod is that
most of the cod games have walking lobbys
Modern warfare
You may have never played cos BO2 walking lobbies???
Your not one with your gun so why should the ammo be one with you
Casper has always been my favorite but I think Crawford is my favorite specialist now
I only played the OG cod games
Fair point
There is no gun, there is only the force
And which one was that
He's lying on the internet
minus the gangsta
What cod were you playing at 2003
Nah O is for Old in your case
Ok got all the attachments for the Avancys. This shit gonna be nerfed by end of the season.
It’s the PKP all over again 
Thanks for letting me know, i will write this down
Cod 1 and or 2 just ww2 era ones I assume
🤨
Yes
1 2 and 3
World at war
Big red one
Finest hour
All world war 2
The best ones
Vanguard smh

But anyway I hope y'all are enjoying bf2042
I force myself to play and usually get bored after the 3rd match tbh
💀
The main thing I get mad at in bf2042 is just terrible players that don't go for objectives
Nah
They did
Exodus conquest
Man said nah
Bring it back
They did
I said nah because it is already a thing
Oh
Just on portal itself
Isn’t bulge when something is bulging?
🤣
I mean maybe not in your case
If you don't edit the game mode I think you can play the portal maps with no xp restrictions
Black ops 1 Black ops 2. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Call of Duty: World at War, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, Call of Duty: Ghosts, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
I never played the newer titles
cause they where all shit
The spitfires in portal are pretty fun and have deadly bombs
You played Black's ops 1 and 2 so respect
game keeps crashing today is it just me im kinda annoyed
Well it's not me
😛
not crashing for you?
No
I personally do want to experiment making a portal game mode with 1942 tanks vs 2042 tanks
Crawford is life
Crawgang
Crawford is a town from the walking dead game what u on about
Crawlord*
Crawdaddy
Do you like bacon




@hexed mango
Cursed image #234

T1 crawdaddy
which map is the best/easy to play?
I just started playing bf2042 after buying it a few days back and now after the update the maps for breakthrough seems to have disappeared
I think it was kaleidoscope
I am now stuck in some random shipping container map
Best/easiest to play
which is terrible IMO. I can't make head or tail
Well don't select stranded 24/7
lol
I don't see an option to select
5 options
I will check again.
You should be able to see a regular breakthrough option mext to stranded 24/7
for the old one I had to watch youtube videos to find where the loadout option was
are the community /portal servers better than the official games?
I mean in BF5 that was the case (learnt this later on)
Depends on what you want to play
The official servers are fun tho especially now since people are playing again
ahh found it. it was next to it.
2nd option is on map rotation it seems
solo/coop had the option to select.
Anyone know about the new meta weapons? I don't want to be stuck using a piss poor weapon
most weapons are viable their isnt really a meta
If you have the sfar yet it might be worth running with until you get the new battle pass weapons to even the playing field a bit
Pp-29 is seeing a lot of use aswell
battlefield v ultra setting with raytracing i get more fps than bf2042 low graphic
I always say even if you had the meta weapon, if you can't shoot it its useless lol
Both game similar requirements
Ye 2042 is definitely a use what you're comfy with kinda game it's dope
that shouldn't be happening
pro tip: if you get downed in the squid g rush mode and spam the request revive button while behind another downed person you can violate them
Man

@main kestrel what lvl are u
the voice actor for crawford needs a raise
lvl 15
What weapons do u have unlocked I forgor 💀
Crawford need rap

epic
assault ak24
marksman svk, bsv-m
mp28 and pp29 would come by lvl 17 and 18
You need to destroy the perpetrator
You boosted the server to get reg? 
I am so sad that the game didn't go on sale when season 2 dropped 😦 hopefully soon
Pay to win
guess which operator the tbagger was using 
Irish
crawdaddy!??!?
T1 paik
I boosted the server for img privileges to send sumn I found 

Will send after work

I just had it laying around!
crawdaddy>paik
What should I play
i think it’s because i stole the guy’s AM40
2042
I am
Do you like to play close or mid to long range
Maria Fuck reporting for duty
He likes to play up close with a knife
won’t get the am40 today sadly
i prefer fist fighting in 2042
if i wanted to I would have to rely on the xp mission
how does that mission work btw? how often do the requirements rise
Well it's every week
every like 5 or smth tbh im not sure, it just does 


This is the skin that teacup likes? Why?
not the xp mission
Oh
Nice ass
looks like she's wearing medical gloves, but they look kinda off
oh I didn't even notice that
My favourite
Eh
WAVE CHECK 🥶
Looks dead
dude seen some shit, and he's tired of it
5 finger forehead
Fivehead
This is a rare selfie of Boinbius
Do not use the EBLC with the 60mm flak
It’s way too good
Nah that would be Crawford in his tier 100 skin
is there something I need to do to be able to post images?
You sent me a message request but didn’t send me a message
Get regular or boost server
mhm
waiting for the attack category to open
oh well

Use any money left over to buy boins
Boinillionaire
ive already used all my nitro boosts so i'll pass
Frenchman in chat
Why does he look sad?
War
dark market
Lol that link
This kind of server used to earn 50,000 XP/minutes?
neck???
You’re already t1 with Crawford?
Dropped it from 15 to 5 xp
Oh that’s fuck
it was 20xp pre nerf
Oh ok
I may have gone on a server once to see what was going on
So it's an even bigger nerf than I thought
its kinda funny tbh
Funny watching people get like 12 person killstreaks with a truck
yeah they banned killing but people still did it with vehicles and takedowns
theres no admins or moderators on them
And the Vulcan when it was first released 
it aint gonna stop more XP farm servers popping up, even tho the gains are less now
it’s so easy to streak w crawdaddy
no....

It's gonna take a minute to t1 Mr. Crawford
I'd cry for you if you were
We need to normalise ammo crates
We need to tell people it’s ok to bring in ammo crates
double health falck or bust
I bring my own ammo
Only way to run falck is with c5
It's unlimited and comes with a big ass turret and shield
guys is it just me or do the blueprints give you attachments
Make Falck have Valkyrie wings so she can evade danger
Mercy
allow her to manipulate the space time continuum to revive teammates faster
For some reason when i got the 12m blueprint from the S1 battlepass it gave me the drum mag even though I was at mastery 0 for it
And to think that I have tryhard on official servers until the last minute of season 1 to reach it that 1,083 / 1,150 tokens...

Listen I'll bring ammo, but you gotta actually revive me
Only if you're in my squad or 100 meters away
Deal
You changed your name again perrinoid
should i buy the sfar skin?
Probably
How much did a progress token cost to reach the 1,150 P1 badge in the H-hour season? At 1,083 it needed 18,000 XP/token
I'd imagine they're just level unlocks now
im a good 20% of the way done with the BP in the first like 2 days
how do i check?
Collection
Oh actually?
ye
Neat
idk what the assignments are, but that's what the patch notes said
Like the vault weapons
I seem to have seen that we can pay for a pack with the 100 levels of season 1 in the game shop for a limited time.
that isnt the case
I got it for 30$ on bestbuy (msrp 60$ on steam origin) . so i guess it is on sale
just wait a few days, probably will soon
bro you have to pay irl money to get the season 1 helicopters and guns
bro literally pay 2 win omg
mid
Not really honestly they aren't the best
did you not read what i just said dumbass
no i wasn't
i only read the stuff from the guy who pinged me

Business is business ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
nice Am40 getting a buff
its not the case.
great
delete this dont let the scar noobs know m5 is better 
I thought. It's incredible that they missed the opportunity to make money on it. Or even that they offer a Battle Pass that doesn't expire like Halo The Master Chier Collection
Why does every gun except the new one and the scar feel like it's been gutted for their damage?
yep
Is it a buff or just correcting a bug lol
if youre talking about scar then yes
DICE MOMENT
Taking responsibility moment
Did the new map conquest and lost every gunfight until I got the AM40
He doesnt wanna play 2042 anymore
correction
You bought destroy all humans 2 
Yup
He's got the look of a newly hired specialist who had high hopes but after a week on the job is dead inside
Based game
But it only just came out
A literal cult classic
theyve already stated this game is not p2w, and they also already stated that S1 content will be available via assignments
I'm gonna enjoy the missile launcher for the ram vehicle I unlock, I know it's a burst round and I need to master it
What’s a bug for the thing?
Probably will get added to gamepass like the first one
Bro i still got my original copy of 1 and 2 or the original xbox
it has SMG headshot multiplier instead of AR multiplier
Howizer cannon

and SMH HS mult is lower than AR
That’s gonna fuck infantry
so ar hs mult = more damage
Old ass
Codfield 2042
Who's Joe
Better gun, better pizza, papa johns
im going to sleep man
Joe mama
its 11pm


i got school

fuck, beat me to it
Just skip school
You down tonight?
Don't forget to bring an apple for teacher
Game with the gang
Only the weak sleep

Am always down lol
Skip school play 2042
i can play after school tomorrow for a tad, but i got shit to do after school, and any hw
¯_(ツ)_/¯
ill keep you posted
Let's the boy sleep
Awww
stupid game lost everything and is showing first time bootup stuff
Just graduate
You monsters

He's gotta get that education
Be a game tester
He's gotta say goodnight 8 more times home up

It's a ritual
Via assignments? Who is it ?
Best job
But, homie, this is my day, class started two hours ago
Oh, am I late? (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
No, I already graduated
And you can live through anything if Magic made it (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
Ima try to be an intern/game tester for DICE
Y'all in school damn I'm going to college
Tbh am happy I graduated cause they changed the shit for my school

7:30AM now 8:30AM
Y’all in college? Damn I’m going to a care home
But they leave at 3 instead of 2
You going to college? I work full time

They turned my high school into a middle school
They downgraded yous
Seattle studios probably hiring 
You guys got nerfed hard
So I never really graduated I guess....if the building and name no longer exist
to intern you have to live in sweden fyi
Told ya
you can be an EA playtester for free just sayin
Sent back to 6th grade
I have a certification for cooking cause I took college credit for my cooking class
but a QA is different
Id work for em. I get free starbucks everyday there
Ez
I just hope Seattle studio don't fuck up something bad
its ea, anything is possible ¯_(ツ)_/¯
What can you cook? Id like to test the food
Plot twist: Boinbius is actually asleep, but part of him discords at 20% capacity
Imma do EA and cod 
Ea is testing a new racing game 29 miles away from me. They give you free games and £150 redeemable card if you attend. But I never leave the flat so…
Still need some recipes to cook as I have not cooked for a hot while now
And besides mostly cook for my grandmother so nothing major lel
I like to try out exotic foreign food
Do you remember the finish janitor in Control?
What kind of certification
Yo cooking is easy if you have instructions and basic knowledge
I could make spaghetti with out any instructions as I made so much
I learned to cook from googling recipes lol
Like how to cook a steak, I always go for medium or medium-rare
Cheaper than college
Well, the only thing I don't do in cooking is the GRILL
Alpha males eat it raw
We made Horchata and been obsessed with it ever since
I use the oven, pressure cooker, air fryer, stove, but never the GRILL, well not yet
Real men eat it after being under the sun cooking it on rocks
stupid fkin game lost all my settings. and keybindings
Skill issue
where's the lamb sauce
ok now i slep
P50 go brr!
No clue
Nah by calculations you got 5 more goodnights left
I've cook on the stove and grill, but not air fryer and on the oven
Air fryer is easy
It's the microwave 2.0
Done and done!
Ha
Yeah, The players are bots considering how they play.
Man the Air fryer is a gift from god.
Yeesh
ur a gif from god 
They must be paying way to mod or the dudes got nothing but time
That’s me but I’m not a mod and I’m not getting paid I just live here full time
Never undercook the meat because it's raw
Save up 250 for a pressure cooker and air fryer combo and your set for the cooking life
Not knowing how to grill/cook is definitely not alpha behavior.
Just did a 51 kill game, set a new on
stranded breakthrough is fun
When you are attacking

Nice another black screen, man which dev thought about this stupid discord update
They are blind ok?
2 points to AM40 
Oh shit dudes gonna boin
I haven't tried on the new map since I got busy trying to unlock the M16A3
Stand back
Just bot game it
i love how the AM40 has the lowest firepower in the assault category
Got both portal weapons in 2 bot breakthrough matches
I wonder if I could fix the am40 by shoving it in my pressure cooker air fryer combo ninja foodi deluxe XL stainless steel
BTW, m60 is a spicy meatball
how’s the M16?
it has 50 on all stats iirc
Idk I unlocked it then my internet died for 5 hours lol
Power issue
give your ISP some boins
Boins dont exist
Ok y’all ain’t chad
Im ready lol
If you have tier 1 Tuk Tuk badge
Proof
Not chad














