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i say this a lot but i hope the next BF isnt crossplay sith Pc
well who doesnt play pc
It's coming to consoles
Indeed
consoles paaahh

I don't. Because broke. And laptop was broken.

So even when I had my laptop I couldn't play that shit with 60 fps
I got my used gaming pc for 350 and it can run any game on max settings at 30 fps
Damn thing couldn't even run dead by daylight
I would use PC more but I don't want to play with cheats and I can't be arsed to get used to mouse and keyboard
i can see someone first and shoot half a clip into their back and they turn around and drop me in one bullet from peestol
basiclly a ps6
rdr2?

somehow it works
But your not telling me something about consoles, carot.
I dont get it either on paper it shoudlnt
my pc cost less then ps5
is as good as ps5

2070 is the ps5
500 is the most expected
aint working shit
Hold on
the day i buy a 3000$ pc id hire someone to build it for me
with 500 mods yes
No jk
If I ever get a pc I'll get my friend who I havnt talked to in a year to build it for me

I’ll only buy a super computer to just play mods on games
If I ever buy a PC I would waste alot of more on getting it built

I'm not doing shit to get my pc sorted
Prebuilt
I'll pay some edgy guy on the Internet
Get used gaming laptops, they're usually as good as a 1k pc and cost like 300
Tbh I’d prefer to buy a 1000$ computer than a 350 one
They're used.
yeah
If its used I wouldn't trust it
imy upcoming budget for a pc is 1.2k
Yeah its a 50/50 chance that its fucked
That's why I don't trust that shit either
Budget computers are around $600 USD
Mine had no issue, looked brand new
on the inside too
I'd go up to 5k on a pc but that's it
5k!??!?!
Indeed
I mean atleast it’ll run hardcore mods
bruh a 1k pc can basiclly run anything
im learning java website designing and graphic designing and will get a part time job after covid dies‚ freelancing i hope i can afford a high end pc along with a long curved monitor by the end of 2022
@solid hinge with 2k you can get the newest stuff
not even that
after like 2k, any more money spent on it wouldnt matter
a 1k pc is good enough for anything
how much does the 2070 cost
all of it
idk like 700?
all of the money
I'll just get my friends to get shit off the Internet and put it together as one big price
well I usually just get used shit on ebay, theres a chance that I get a 2k pc for 500 bucks or that I wasted 500 bucks, so far I didnt waste anything
I wouldn't like 2nd hand stuff
why doe
Don't trust it
If that expensive of a product is on for 500, that shit's shady
2nd console maybe
but i wouldnt use a second hand pc
Its often the kind of sales "My boyfriend just moved out"
Really if a woman sells it then she has no idea, no offense just my experience
dont think bf would just leave his gaming pc after dumping a girl
At least you can't fuck up a console that badly, but who fucking knows is wrong with that second hand pc.
she took it and selling it
idk
is mine now
if i bought smth like that i would just give it back to its rightful owner
well noone contacted me bout it so far
i will
id sell my bfs pc too if i found out that he is cheatinf on me then confront him
im about to call u
k this is my 5th alt account
shhhh
Instead of selling his pc smash it off his head

dont say that outloud
I linked this discord account to gabe newels steam acc
also
can bf2021 come out already so i dont have to suffer through bf4 anymore
You got to suffer
wasnt bf3 remaster supposed to come this year?
No
Just talk
just talk?
playing against bf4 sweats is no fun
I don't want a Remaster of a game I already played the hell out of.
same
same eh
tbh I dont care much bout bf3 remake
i want a new game
not a remake
Exactly.
Indeed
Cold war is my preferred choice.
unless they add more maps, guns and destructibilty
A reboot would be different tho
yeah cold war with east and west germany would be sick
a remake would feel like a spit in the face highkey
But wouldn’t be the same
and would cement me not playing battlefield anymore
Remakes just make the developers look like they are running out of ideas
kinda
its lazy
BF4 is BF3.5
I bought the spongebob game remake
Nice
that came out today
Money well spent
tbh its kinda meh
It was shit when it came out

I doubt it's better noe
Eh. I remember it being decent as a kid
Now
well I got it for 18 bucks as key
Tbh I alwas get shady cheap keys
might be illegal

Indeed
yeah but I like money
Understandable
You say more than you should
I like money more than law

never speak about your crimes out loud
Money won't mean anything if you get caught

thats how a lot of criminals here get caught
"""Here""""
Criminality is such a common occuance?
occurance?
No
Not really
talk about their crimes on facebook, then get surprised when they have an warrant for their arrest
where i live yes
Tbh I watch tons of illegal stuff
now what did i just say
Theres like tons of leaked special forces videos with warcrimes which are forbidden to watch
keep it own the down low
they take the fucker around the back and take out their pistol
its mostly australian
I remember a watch store near me got robbed by people who disappeared after stealing a few thousand worth of watches
some of it is on youtube too
You may think special forces are like all serious and shit
But theres tons of video were they fuck around and just shoot innocent people
People get caught stealing 1 worth of stuff but a few thousand they get away with

And I find it really funny

i got BF4 premium for 15$ and sold my BF4 classic for 20$ in a different country😎
Profit
stonks
I often buy shit on ebay just to sell it for more
I'd expect nothing less from Patrick in fishnets.
i used to do that
and it works
it just works
Buy a windows 10 pro license from ebay for 3 bucks, then resell it on scdkeys for 30.

unless it dont work
i never buy new consoles within the first couple years of their release, cause its nothing but re-releases for the first couple years
skyrim and gta
cdkeys is actually pretty trustworthy, their stuff rarely doesnt work
again
Buying a console when it releases is not good
Very little games and online would be empty
Buying anything when its released mostly isnt good
because more often that not its half the price a week later
say that too all the people who just spend hundreds on belle dolphin immediately after she came back
Fucking dick heads
they paid for a dolphin?
wat
Belle delphine gets rich off of idiots
its me joking bout belle delphine name
oh its a person?
Is she a pornstar or wat?
ik you dont live under a work
Which dick head falls for that tramp
rock*
I havent heard of this
And I do much internet
i would like to be as disconnected as you are
where do i need to move to
Maybe because Im german
Just search belle delphine and you see
People buy her bath water
belle delphine is european
i think
oh I know that bitch
ah yeees
the gamegirl whore
wow, why u gotta call her the b and w word
with the bathwater and all that
I wonder how many dicks she be suckin
yep
I dont get why people like internet women
The people who fall for her definitely need a good smack on the head
or even pay them
I mean I can get a decent hooker for the money that people pay her
not a ugly one too
@high timber u did not just unironically say that word
simps...
I remember a while ago a youtuber joking about only fans being porn

"onlyfans"
that a website?
yes
Simps are also the ones I find funny when they got shot
Some simps are cool
nu
Brock from pokemon
u watch pokemon
No
I just know him as the simp who gets punched in the balls by his pokemon
r u a weeb
No
I mean u DO have a anime picture
It's not anime
so yeah
It's ff7 remake
chat getting weird
its hentai and its art
and 3d render =/= anime

Final fantasy just takes inspiration from anime therefore it's not anime
it is what it is
It's like saying a cartoon is anime
you cant compare cartoons to trash
cartoons are way better than that fucking shit
it is what it is
but anyway
its still anime geh
It's not but ok
yall are really ebic
it do be
keana reeves big chungus moment
Taking inspiration don't mean it is
it is

it is
what it is
anything related to anime is gross
I am kinda gross doe
😮
I have fun watching inncent people die
lol
yeah in gta 5 thats pretty funny
lol

that should be the motto for the us military
instead of watching it happen you make it happen
special forces are trash
were drone pilots shoot up a van
tho
and theres kids inside
what special forces are you in
fake?
i totally believe you carot
Sounds like a 15 year old believing his own lies

this
watch him say berlin
Listen he is a real oper8r
where do you live in germany
that much was obvious when he said he watches gore @solid hinge
goes on google maps

dude you are like 16
no I try to be sarcastic

If you want it more concrete, it's basiclly regular paratroopers which in itself are "special" forces cuz they jump out of planes, but you learn reconnaissance and urban warfare more intensely
of me?
dude shut up we get it you play arma 3
I dont
Im bad at it
so theres special force unit in germany that just parachute down into the city
then use drones to shoot at random vans
yes
no
we only have unarmed drones
and kill civs
Tbh
lol
no we dont have nice gear
probably have cold war aks
but we have many right-extremists
what rifle do you use
What said weapons do you guys have
Well many
well many

Go on
G36ka4, G38 mainly
my internet keeps dropping and i dont got shit to do so imma take a nap
Do tell us em
also have mp5 and mp7
mg4 and mg5
mg3
the 50 cal from usa
some sniper rifle that idk the name of
P8
is a usp
ah yes using 50 cal sniper rifles on civs
Good use of the tax dollars
you havent told us anything
Thank you for your service

Ive been sitting in germany for 3 years
mostly doing nothing
Because you sit there watching youtube
we also do that
why are you on a battlefield discord server
or mob
Getting all the information to chat shit on a battlefield discord

mop*
Have holidays now
we work tons of overtime
have like 400 hours
we can ask to get them paid
or they "order" us to take holidays
you are german special ops and you have 400 hours of free time?
in my case Im orderd to take holidays
no
400 hours overtime
extra work
after regular shift
why is order quoted for
who is your commander hans
so we cant ask to get our money paid
"days paid
but have to use em as holiday
cuz they have no money
This just gets more interesting
I gues
well any more questions?
do u get to choose ur loadout before u go rekting civs
kinda
Do you guys eat crayons?
I need my answer
some have special training for a dmr or precision rifle
ump45 or ump9
none
mp7 and mp5
which of those
is better
never had either idk
45 or 9
carot i need the question answered
There
Thats a usmc thing
in my profile pic, the chick is holding a ump45 with a under barrel flamethrower
cool
Modern ilse
Nice
@solid hinge precisely
https://www.youtube.com/user/Bundeswehr this channel shows tons of stuff I do
has english subs I think
Carot we need a bunch of restricted information to prove that you are real
Dont worry we wont do anything with it
i would like modern isle and steve and norman elites in next game
I dont really know anything "secretive"
carot need to give dice the fill
so they can use it in next game
Carot we need to know all the war crimes you have committed
it can be the campaign, germany spec ops wrecking civs
I havent been deployed
ever
besides within germany like once
Funny how someone of special forces says the stuff they shouldn't on a battlefield discord

what did I say?
o:

What did I say that is so bad lmao
ea/dice people rn are like, "write that down, write that down"
Everything Ive said is public knowledge
indeed m indeed
u better trademark ur words rn
lol
u single handedly themed the next game
in case u are interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFXodPTLIU this is were Im in
noone there is me doe
I really dont care if u believe me, tbh I hope u not
Just seem like a fan boy trying hard to me
good
isnt germany like, barred from having a military
no
No
That's stupid
Altough our politicians keep the budget low
is that why that training video was so bad
Anywhere without a military kinda stupid
Well we have a decent military
in comparison to europe
where in europe
Pretty sure there is always a secret military
any european nation
Secret?
off the record shit
Nah
like at the end of mw
Yeah
Really when I got into this I thought I would get to know some secret stuff but tbh its all very "normal"
That's why it's secret
all my friends who joined us military dont do shit either
Yeah
just sit around
Military is mostly doing nothing, even in a war
But when something happens you can't get caught slacking
well depends
if it happens while u slackin then its hardly ur fault
I know someone from America who lost a warbuddy
Yeah americans die all the time over there
define there
Altough to be fair they're the only ones doing any fighting
Well middle east and parts of africa
Middle east mainly Afgahnistan
a bit of iraq
also mali
my country's gov towards mid east and africa: pokes stick cmon, do something. start a war
whats ur country
us
ah
hm
I gues
isnt enough shit going down within us?
with the mobs going after police?
hardly
US wanting to start another fight to lose again
Losing to farmers

Tbh for the people I know, it's like that meme with the cat standing up next to a dirt wall with "dafuq they doing over there"
we gonna nae nae on the mid east
its a snow wall, not dirt wall
u dweeb
US got to cocky with Vietnam
That didn’t happen
Seriously european police would have shot up the place a long time ago
they just gave up


Vietnam was US war crimes
Nah
it was
If the fuckers be hiding in the jungle in their tiny holes then u gotta use napalm
"warcrimes" as if war is something legitimate
im sure bombing civs with naplam is illegal
I mean if they have guns
Wasn't just that
"civilians"
lmao
put your gun in a box and you aint a soldier nomore
vietnamese didnt wear insignia
I wonder why everyone declined to help the US with Vietnam

Because people dont like war
public perception
cause poop stick pit
is the keyowrd
People were loosing their votes cuz of nam
thats why they ended it
imagine being one of the people who fell into a bamboo spike pit coated in doo doo
So have those fking dice morons fixed the sniper yet?
Im sure Us military would have bombed the living shit out of the place and eventually won
Americans being hotheaded
I wonder if they meme "coming soon" in the next battlefield
Tbh would be poggers if we nuked Vietnam
lol you dont know what "coming soon" means til u play mordhau
The almighty montes has returned
who are u again
That’s a fact carot
Seems about right
No montes is the guy that is always beside Blackburn in bf3
monte is a vanilla/chocolate pudding for kids here in germany with a cow pattern
thats what I see here

carot another question
y
What's your favourite gun

theres no such thing
What's your highest KDR

every gun is suited for a specfic task
its a tool for a job
in ur german spec op paratrooper unit, do yall listen to turbofolk
eurobeat
no
You ever got a UAV

yall dont
lame
we do have uavs sort of
@solid hinge what's the broken sniper suited for? Piss us off?
we have some that you can throw
3 killstreak
but they only have cameras
You ever got enough kills to get a tactical nuke

Germany has US nukes in it which our goverment can use
altough those are just big ones
so yall just casually use our nukes on the civs there
yep
on russia only"
damn, what they do to deserve that
Damn
Don't start on russia
they did 9/11, dont ask us this whole operation was your countries idea
They have far too many secrets
The Middle East did 9/11
u r
Oh sheit
Tbh
Canada did 9/11
@solid hinge can confirm
Dudes in vans = pedo
They would say sorry afterwards
All I thought of
Should we bring this to general so mods don’t get mad?


Ah
Gonna call you GB now alright noobziez
transitional zone
Brexit rn is going through trial
If it don't work it gets cancelled
lol its like a spoiled child
Because it is

the concept of brexit seems kinda silly to me
first saying it wants something for years
then not wanting it rly
If brexit happens just laugh as the UK dies
yeah with all the london shankers and acid bois
lmao
If brexit happens I need to leave before ww3 starts
you know, a guy once died because he hid his illegal teargas in his anus and it went off
Lol
the pressur blew out his stomach

why do you know that
Some people too smart
As I said I do allot of nothing
and then you search the interwebs for stuff
i never thought to search tear gas going off inside someone before
U should find it
Well I didnt search for that
Just for deaths at the hands of police/military rly
it doesnt seem like smth u randomly come across
theres websites for it
also another question carot
altough this one is from youtube I think
I think DonutOperator made a video on that if I remember correctly
why do u need to search for vids of civ deaths from military/police if its literally ur job
are u trying to find a vid of urself

yeno
Ive never been deployed
So I wouldnt know
Im kind of in the "discount" special forces
"aye jim is in this vid"
Here i thought you were an uber cool 0per8r
no
Bet you can't wait to get a 10 killstreak and call in your attack heli

we really do nothing
I honestly dont know why we exist
Do civilian kills count towards your killstreak?
cause gotta spend military budget on smth
Holy Jesus
1/2 a kill

Tbh I dont know anyone who counts his kills, not even snipers
politicians cant imagine not spending budget on military when it not needed
noone does that
you would be the weird kid if u be doing that
lmao
Pretty much every American soldier then

I hope not
this pretty entertaining
more fun than battlefield
A very cancerous chat
altough as I said, not that I would know of many people that actually killed someone
since we dont do stuff
do yall send drones after every van yall see
BTW the whole killstreak thing was a joke towards the COD games
we dont have armed drones

I don't think you understood that
are you mentally ill
No

mayb
then theres your answer
Of course I understood that you absolute waste of human progress and infrastructure
lmao

You just acted oblivious
k
Like I care
dont make him call in a killstreak on u noob
dont u mean airstrike?
...

Watch my house get strafe by jets
yeah most our jets dont work
we had like 3 crash a couple of months ago
help help!
altough they crashed into each other
Whats the issue maxy
Wow
one guy ejected but got torn apart by the wind
"ayo lets play bumber jets"
yall must really be bored
Play chicken with jets

Whats this button do?
State the question Maxy pls
nah was a training accident

Who ever bails first loses
why there have to be an issue
Because issues needs to be made
dick stuck in toaster, why does this happen?
i dont get it
"i think i will cause problems on purpose"
Ok but anyway
Dont eject out of a jet at high speeds
wind kills u
literally death by air lmao
since when
That would be understandable tbh
wait wind kills u in bfv ?


no
In real life
Like the pressure of air
"discount
oh
"discount
Or is it going fast enough to cut you clean in half
no
why u call me autistic for

forget the topic lets foucs about me
breaks lol

Huh never heard of something like that
If a jet stopped mid air I would think I'm tripping
hm they can I think
Probably had too much to drink mostly
Some jets can start vertically
Vtol
I suppose they could hover maybe
Its not a complete stop
True since it does move
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l47snoPCGTg Here is the death by wind one
do yall send vtols to just hover over neighborhoods and freak people out
Lol
Tbh that would be poggers

I dont know if they can, some jets can start vertically and I suppose they could hover altough I have no clue
i think he died cause the collision
not the air
nah
that is the original report
COLLISION
altough theres a interview
Hard air
of the pilot
like much later
"we was playing bumper jets"
No
Chicken
Who ever bails first loses
Tbh
Guess they both won?
the guy that died won
Playing chicken on jets/planes would be interesting in bf
he wins no matter what even if it kills him
hey freinds
Howdy maxy
well they died because they was in a formation, the leader gave an order to go to left or smth, one dude didnt hear and then got hit by the other going to left
thats how eas it is
hey carot are u still talking about the wind
i see
windman bad
Wind spells are very effective in skyrim
must be the wind
if u think im gonna put effort on turning my head think again
lmaooo
i cant type anymore

i hope u happy
yeah better leave
or what


You look like a fool now

You must leave the discord and never return
fine but i will leave but if i came back u better not talking about the wind
maybe

Also
Wind is a strong power to have
Were the fuck do yall live, it's 03:15 am here
Tbh about this wind killing people in jets right
2:16am for me
7:16 here
Like let’s say in bf6
If you bail out of a jet you die if you go fast
I'm doing like 5 things rn though

Reminds me
not rly
dont think you can fly fast enough in bf
You havnt bailed a jet in battlefield
I have
You hit the walls so hard your body gets stuck in the wall
Well true but it’ll stop jets from bailing out in bf6 if it’s modern
bf jets arent rly fast
Still funny to go back to the spot and find your body hanging out of the wall
compared to real shit
j
anyway
I gues Ima wrap this up
everything you heard was highyl restricted and you will die tomrrow, g night
the videos u sent on youtube tho
super restricted
It was all a setup to kill civilians
Would be nice to go back on topic though


bf4 rant time
Ok
i suck basically
I just noticed something
all of it
The G force would kill you
Not sure how the wind would
The texture for the gas mask on one of the skins is stretched out
When they go speed


Funny how you can bail and get into the jet in battlefield
it either means ur body is moving way fast or jet is way slow
Or both
i thought about joining before graduated hs
decided not to
I backed out cause I'm pretty scared of the ocean

i dont like being told what to do
and i got problem with authority
There be Krakens in that water
I mean being told what to do is kinda
uwu at times
But at the same time it’s understandable
Admit it noobziez you where scared because you thought a megalodon might show up

this is not me rationalizing my fear of the ocean btw
The ocean is where the demons hide
Tbh would be noice if we had subs in bf6
Like go under water
And see a megalodon ester egg
Or or
I hate games like subnautica and looking down and it's just darkness
A giant crab
Good games but they scare me more than horror games
Have you played Minecraft
A bit
There’s a ocean mod for it
No
Have you played Minecraft
@uneven hollow terrifying
the new water zombies scare tf outta me
With sharks and other sea creatures
not even cause they scary





