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solid hinge
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Isn't that coming soon

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sandstorm? isnt that out since years?

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Pc yeah

novel blaze
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i say this a lot but i hope the next BF isnt crossplay sith Pc

solid hinge
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well who doesnt play pc

tribal cairn
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It's coming to consoles

uneven hollow
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Indeed

solid hinge
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consoles paaahh

uneven hollow
tribal cairn
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I don't. Because broke. And laptop was broken.

solid hinge
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b o i

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let me tell you smth bout console

uneven hollow
tribal cairn
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So even when I had my laptop I couldn't play that shit with 60 fps

solid hinge
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I got my used gaming pc for 350 and it can run any game on max settings at 30 fps

tribal cairn
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Damn thing couldn't even run dead by daylight

solid hinge
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I would use PC more but I don't want to play with cheats and I can't be arsed to get used to mouse and keyboard

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i can see someone first and shoot half a clip into their back and they turn around and drop me in one bullet from peestol

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basiclly a ps6

novel blaze
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rdr2?

solid hinge
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yup

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Can it run crysis

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no

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gtx980m

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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somehow it works

tribal cairn
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But your not telling me something about consoles, carot.

solid hinge
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I dont get it either on paper it shoudlnt

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my pc cost less then ps5

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is as good as ps5

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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Ps5 don't even have a price tag

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will be like 500

novel blaze
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2070 is the ps5

solid hinge
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what was ps4 at launch, 400?

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A PC is too much work

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laptop

novel blaze
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500 is the most expected

solid hinge
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aint working shit

uneven hollow
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Hold on

solid hinge
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no

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Laptop for gaming is cancer

uneven hollow
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Can it run fallout 4 with 50+ mods

novel blaze
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the day i buy a 3000$ pc id hire someone to build it for me

solid hinge
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with 500 mods yes

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No jk

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If I ever get a pc I'll get my friend who I havnt talked to in a year to build it for me

novel blaze
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not really though you can play anywhere

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with an internet connectiin

solid hinge
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nah

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a regular pc sucks

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big box

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keyboard

uneven hollow
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I’ll only buy a super computer to just play mods on games

solid hinge
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monitotr

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all that shit

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aint mobile

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laptop

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is god

glossy moon
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@solid hinge PC gaming is da best

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Mods andtiddies

solid hinge
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If I ever buy a PC I would waste alot of more on getting it built

glossy moon
solid hinge
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I'm not doing shit to get my pc sorted

glossy moon
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Prebuilt

solid hinge
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I'll pay some edgy guy on the Internet

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Get used gaming laptops, they're usually as good as a 1k pc and cost like 300

uneven hollow
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Tbh I’d prefer to buy a 1000$ computer than a 350 one

tribal cairn
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They're used.

solid hinge
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yeah

glossy moon
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gaming laptop

solid hinge
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If its used I wouldn't trust it

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imy upcoming budget for a pc is 1.2k

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Yeah its a 50/50 chance that its fucked

tribal cairn
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That's why I don't trust that shit either

glossy moon
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Budget computers are around $600 USD

solid hinge
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Mine had no issue, looked brand new

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on the inside too

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I'd go up to 5k on a pc but that's it

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5k!??!?!

uneven hollow
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Indeed

solid hinge
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are you madß1?!?

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Yes

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I am

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In not even rich just stupid

uneven hollow
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I mean atleast it’ll run hardcore mods

solid hinge
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bruh a 1k pc can basiclly run anything

novel blaze
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im learning java website designing and graphic designing and will get a part time job after covid dies‚ freelancing i hope i can afford a high end pc along with a long curved monitor by the end of 2022

glossy moon
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@solid hinge with 2k you can get the newest stuff

solid hinge
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not even that

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after like 2k, any more money spent on it wouldnt matter

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a 1k pc is good enough for anything

novel blaze
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how much does the 2070 cost

solid hinge
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all of it

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idk like 700?

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all of the money

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I'll just get my friends to get shit off the Internet and put it together as one big price

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well I usually just get used shit on ebay, theres a chance that I get a 2k pc for 500 bucks or that I wasted 500 bucks, so far I didnt waste anything

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I wouldn't like 2nd hand stuff

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why doe

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Don't trust it

tribal cairn
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If that expensive of a product is on for 500, that shit's shady

solid hinge
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2nd console maybe

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but i wouldnt use a second hand pc

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Its often the kind of sales "My boyfriend just moved out"

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Really if a woman sells it then she has no idea, no offense just my experience

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dont think bf would just leave his gaming pc after dumping a girl

tribal cairn
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At least you can't fuck up a console that badly, but who fucking knows is wrong with that second hand pc.

solid hinge
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she took it and selling it

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idk

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is mine now

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if i bought smth like that i would just give it back to its rightful owner

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well noone contacted me bout it so far

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i will

novel blaze
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id sell my bfs pc too if i found out that he is cheatinf on me then confront him

solid hinge
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im about to call u

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k this is my 5th alt account

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shhhh

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Instead of selling his pc smash it off his head

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dont say that outloud

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I linked this discord account to gabe newels steam acc

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also

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can bf2021 come out already so i dont have to suffer through bf4 anymore

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You got to suffer

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wasnt bf3 remaster supposed to come this year?

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No

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Just talk

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just talk?

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playing against bf4 sweats is no fun

tribal cairn
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I don't want a Remaster of a game I already played the hell out of.

solid hinge
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same

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same eh

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tbh I dont care much bout bf3 remake

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i want a new game

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not a remake

tribal cairn
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Exactly.

uneven hollow
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Indeed

tribal cairn
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Cold war is my preferred choice.

solid hinge
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unless they add more maps, guns and destructibilty

uneven hollow
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A reboot would be different tho

solid hinge
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yeah cold war with east and west germany would be sick

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a remake would feel like a spit in the face highkey

uneven hollow
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But wouldn’t be the same

solid hinge
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and would cement me not playing battlefield anymore

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Remakes just make the developers look like they are running out of ideas

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kinda

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its lazy

novel blaze
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BF4 is BF3.5

solid hinge
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I bought the spongebob game remake

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Nice

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that came out today

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Money well spent

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tbh its kinda meh

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It was shit when it came out

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I doubt it's better noe

tribal cairn
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Eh. I remember it being decent as a kid

solid hinge
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Now

tribal cairn
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Then again,

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I was a kid

solid hinge
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well I got it for 18 bucks as key

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Tbh I alwas get shady cheap keys

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might be illegal

uneven hollow
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Indeed

solid hinge
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yeah but I like money

uneven hollow
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Understandable

solid hinge
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You say more than you should

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I like money more than law

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never speak about your crimes out loud

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Money won't mean anything if you get caught

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thats how a lot of criminals here get caught

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"""Here""""

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Criminality is such a common occuance?

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occurance?

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No

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Not really

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talk about their crimes on facebook, then get surprised when they have an warrant for their arrest

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where i live yes

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Tbh I watch tons of illegal stuff

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now what did i just say

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Theres like tons of leaked special forces videos with warcrimes which are forbidden to watch

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keep it own the down low

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they take the fucker around the back and take out their pistol

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its mostly australian

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I remember a watch store near me got robbed by people who disappeared after stealing a few thousand worth of watches

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some of it is on youtube too

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You may think special forces are like all serious and shit

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But theres tons of video were they fuck around and just shoot innocent people

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People get caught stealing 1 worth of stuff but a few thousand they get away with

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And I find it really funny

novel blaze
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i got BF4 premium for 15$ and sold my BF4 classic for 20$ in a different country😎

solid hinge
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Profit

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stonks

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I often buy shit on ebay just to sell it for more

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I'd expect nothing less from Patrick in fishnets.

novel blaze
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i used to do that

solid hinge
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and it works

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it just works

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Buy a windows 10 pro license from ebay for 3 bucks, then resell it on scdkeys for 30.

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unless it dont work

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i never buy new consoles within the first couple years of their release, cause its nothing but re-releases for the first couple years

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skyrim and gta

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cdkeys is actually pretty trustworthy, their stuff rarely doesnt work

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again

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Buying a console when it releases is not good

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Very little games and online would be empty

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Buying anything when its released mostly isnt good

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because more often that not its half the price a week later

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say that too all the people who just spend hundreds on belle dolphin immediately after she came back

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Fucking dick heads

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they paid for a dolphin?

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wat

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Belle delphine gets rich off of idiots

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its me joking bout belle delphine name

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oh its a person?

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Is she a pornstar or wat?

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ik you dont live under a work

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Which dick head falls for that tramp

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rock*

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I havent heard of this

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And I do much internet

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i would like to be as disconnected as you are

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where do i need to move to

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Maybe because Im german

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Just search belle delphine and you see

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People buy her bath water

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belle delphine is european

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i think

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oh I know that bitch

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ah yeees

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the gamegirl whore

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wow, why u gotta call her the b and w word

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with the bathwater and all that

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I wonder how many dicks she be suckin

high timber
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because she is one

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@solid hinge if you disagree with that you are probably a simp

solid hinge
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yep

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I dont get why people like internet women

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The people who fall for her definitely need a good smack on the head

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or even pay them

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I mean I can get a decent hooker for the money that people pay her

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not a ugly one too

high timber
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probably bought only fan

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fans*

solid hinge
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@high timber u did not just unironically say that word

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simps...

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I remember a while ago a youtuber joking about only fans being porn

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"onlyfans"

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that a website?

high timber
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i mean defending that bitch

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makes you a simp

solid hinge
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yes

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Simps are also the ones I find funny when they got shot

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Some simps are cool

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nu

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Brock from pokemon

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u watch pokemon

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No

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I just know him as the simp who gets punched in the balls by his pokemon

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r u a weeb

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No

high timber
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weeb alert

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code red

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🔴

solid hinge
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I mean u DO have a anime picture

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It's not anime

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so yeah

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It's ff7 remake

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chat getting weird

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its hentai and its art

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and 3d render =/= anime

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Final fantasy just takes inspiration from anime therefore it's not anime

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it is what it is

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It's like saying a cartoon is anime

high timber
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you cant compare cartoons to trash

solid hinge
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Exactly my point

high timber
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cartoons are way better than that fucking shit

solid hinge
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it is what it is

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but anyway

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its still anime geh

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It's not but ok

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yall are really ebic

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it do be

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keana reeves big chungus moment

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Taking inspiration don't mean it is

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it is

high timber
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it is

solid hinge
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what it is

high timber
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anything related to anime is gross

solid hinge
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yes

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ur gross

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no

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.

high timber
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we aint gross because we dont watch anime

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we are pure

solid hinge
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I am kinda gross doe

high timber
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😮

solid hinge
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I have fun watching inncent people die

high timber
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lol

solid hinge
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You need help

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Yeah

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I actually got help

high timber
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yeah in gta 5 thats pretty funny

solid hinge
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I joined special forces and now I dont have to watch it happen

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I MAKE it happen

high timber
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lol

tight rain
high timber
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that should be the motto for the us military

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instead of watching it happen you make it happen

solid hinge
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yes

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U know theres a video

high timber
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special forces are trash

solid hinge
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were drone pilots shoot up a van

high timber
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tho

solid hinge
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and theres kids inside

high timber
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what special forces are you in

solid hinge
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EGBs

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Its german

high timber
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german

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fake

solid hinge
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fake?

high timber
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where in germany

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?

solid hinge
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i totally believe you carot

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Sounds like a 15 year old believing his own lies

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this

high timber
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watch him say berlin

tight rain
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Listen he is a real oper8r

high timber
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where do you live in germany

solid hinge
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that much was obvious when he said he watches gore @solid hinge

high timber
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goes on google maps

solid hinge
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no we are just regular paratrooper who do some cool shit

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but really we arent cool

high timber
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*cool shit

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cool shit

uneven hollow
high timber
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dude you are like 16

solid hinge
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no I try to be sarcastic

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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If you want it more concrete, it's basiclly regular paratroopers which in itself are "special" forces cuz they jump out of planes, but you learn reconnaissance and urban warfare more intensely

uneven hollow
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Could you share us a picture

solid hinge
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of me?

high timber
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dude shut up we get it you play arma 3

solid hinge
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I dont

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Im bad at it

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so theres special force unit in germany that just parachute down into the city

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then use drones to shoot at random vans

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yes

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no

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we only have unarmed drones

high timber
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and kill civs

solid hinge
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mabe

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Sounds like a COD AW story

uneven hollow
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Tbh

high timber
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lol

solid hinge
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no we dont have nice gear

high timber
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probably have cold war aks

solid hinge
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but we have many right-extremists

high timber
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what rifle do you use

uneven hollow
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What said weapons do you guys have

solid hinge
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Well many

high timber
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well many

uneven hollow
tight rain
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Go on

solid hinge
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G36ka4, G38 mainly

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my internet keeps dropping and i dont got shit to do so imma take a nap

tight rain
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Do tell us em

solid hinge
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also have mp5 and mp7

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mg4 and mg5

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mg3

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the 50 cal from usa

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some sniper rifle that idk the name of

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P8

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is a usp

high timber
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ah yes using 50 cal sniper rifles on civs

tight rain
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Good use of the tax dollars

solid hinge
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well if u wanna know more

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the german military has a youtube channel

high timber
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you havent told us anything

solid hinge
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they show everything

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why yes, how could you tell i shoot civs with 50 cal rifles

tight rain
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Thank you for your serviceFree_Real_Estate

solid hinge
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I havent been deplyoed yet

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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Ive been sitting in germany for 3 years

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mostly doing nothing

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Because you sit there watching youtube

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we also do that

uneven hollow
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Don’t you do like tasks or something to keep you busy

solid hinge
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dont u sweep

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We do sports on a daily basis

high timber
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why are you on a battlefield discord server

solid hinge
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or mob

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Getting all the information to chat shit on a battlefield discord

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mop*

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Have holidays now

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we work tons of overtime

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have like 400 hours

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we can ask to get them paid

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or they "order" us to take holidays

high timber
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you are german special ops and you have 400 hours of free time?

solid hinge
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in my case Im orderd to take holidays

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no

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400 hours overtime

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extra work

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after regular shift

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why is order quoted for

high timber
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good

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stay at work

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dont be here

solid hinge
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Well technically we are lawfully required to have a choice

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but we are orderd to not

high timber
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who is your commander hans

solid hinge
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so we cant ask to get our money paid

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"days paid

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but have to use em as holiday

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cuz they have no money

tight rain
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This just gets more interesting

solid hinge
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I gues

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well any more questions?

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do u get to choose ur loadout before u go rekting civs

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kinda

tight rain
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Do you guys eat crayons?

solid hinge
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mmm crayons

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We cannot really "choose" guns for example

tight rain
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I need my answer

solid hinge
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some have special training for a dmr or precision rifle

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ump45 or ump9

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none

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mp7 and mp5

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which of those

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is better

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never had either idk

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45 or 9

tight rain
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carot i need the question answered

solid hinge
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crayons?

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buy me a ump45

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no

tight rain
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There

solid hinge
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Thats a usmc thing

uneven hollow
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True

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I’d assume that crayon is for the Americans tbh

solid hinge
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in my profile pic, the chick is holding a ump45 with a under barrel flamethrower

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cool

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Modern ilse

tight rain
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Nice

solid hinge
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@solid hinge precisely

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has english subs I think

tight rain
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Carot we need a bunch of restricted information to prove that you are real

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Dont worry we wont do anything with it

solid hinge
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i would like modern isle and steve and norman elites in next game

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I dont really know anything "secretive"

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carot need to give dice the fill

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so they can use it in next game

tight rain
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Carot we need to know all the war crimes you have committed

solid hinge
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it can be the campaign, germany spec ops wrecking civs

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I havent been deployed

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ever

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besides within germany like once

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Funny how someone of special forces says the stuff they shouldn't on a battlefield discord

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what did I say?

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o:

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What did I say that is so bad lmao

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ea/dice people rn are like, "write that down, write that down"

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Everything Ive said is public knowledge

uneven hollow
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Yes indeed m indeed

solid hinge
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u better trademark ur words rn

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lol

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u single handedly themed the next game

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in case u are interested

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noone there is me doe

tight rain
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Carot im afraid we dont believe you yet

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We are gonna need your feet pics to be sure

solid hinge
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I really dont care if u believe me, tbh I hope u not

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Just seem like a fan boy trying hard to me

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good

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isnt germany like, barred from having a military

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no

echo turtle
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No

solid hinge
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That's stupid

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Altough our politicians keep the budget low

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is that why that training video was so bad

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Anywhere without a military kinda stupid

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Well we have a decent military

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in comparison to europe

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where in europe

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Pretty sure there is always a secret military

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any european nation

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Secret?

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off the record shit

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Nah

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like at the end of mw

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Yeah

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Really when I got into this I thought I would get to know some secret stuff but tbh its all very "normal"

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That's why it's secret

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all my friends who joined us military dont do shit either

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Yeah

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just sit around

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Military is mostly doing nothing, even in a war

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But when something happens you can't get caught slacking

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well depends

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if it happens while u slackin then its hardly ur fault

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I know someone from America who lost a warbuddy

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Yeah americans die all the time over there

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define there

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Altough to be fair they're the only ones doing any fighting

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Well middle east and parts of africa

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Middle east mainly Afgahnistan

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a bit of iraq

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also mali

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my country's gov towards mid east and africa: pokes stick cmon, do something. start a war

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whats ur country

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us

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ah

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hm

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I gues

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isnt enough shit going down within us?

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with the mobs going after police?

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hardly

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US wanting to start another fight to lose again

uneven hollow
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What do you mean lose again

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Hides the losses

solid hinge
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Losing to farmers

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Tbh for the people I know, it's like that meme with the cat standing up next to a dirt wall with "dafuq they doing over there"

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we gonna nae nae on the mid east

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its a snow wall, not dirt wall

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u dweeb

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US got to cocky with Vietnam

uneven hollow
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That didn’t happen

solid hinge
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Seriously european police would have shot up the place a long time ago

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they just gave up

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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Vietnam was US war crimes

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Nah

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it was

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If the fuckers be hiding in the jungle in their tiny holes then u gotta use napalm

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"warcrimes" as if war is something legitimate

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im sure bombing civs with naplam is illegal

uneven hollow
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I mean if they have guns

solid hinge
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Wasn't just that

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"civilians"

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lmao

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put your gun in a box and you aint a soldier nomore

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vietnamese didnt wear insignia

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I wonder why everyone declined to help the US with Vietnam

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Because people dont like war

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public perception

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cause poop stick pit

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is the keyowrd

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People were loosing their votes cuz of nam

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thats why they ended it

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imagine being one of the people who fell into a bamboo spike pit coated in doo doo

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So have those fking dice morons fixed the sniper yet?

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Im sure Us military would have bombed the living shit out of the place and eventually won

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Americans being hotheaded

uneven hollow
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Coming soon Diesel

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Coming soon haHAA

solid hinge
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I wonder if they meme "coming soon" in the next battlefield

uneven hollow
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Tbh would be poggers if we nuked Vietnam

solid hinge
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lol you dont know what "coming soon" means til u play mordhau

dreamy raptor
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The almighty montes has returned

solid hinge
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who are u again

dreamy raptor
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That’s a fact carot

solid hinge
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Coming soon -> more bugs

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what is montes

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A new Bf3 fanboy

uneven hollow
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Seems about right

dreamy raptor
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No montes is the guy that is always beside Blackburn in bf3

solid hinge
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monte is a vanilla/chocolate pudding for kids here in germany with a cow pattern

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thats what I see here

dreamy raptor
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Oh

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Well I put montes off of battlefield 3

solid hinge
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carot another question

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y

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What's your favourite gun

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theres no such thing

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What's your highest KDR

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every gun is suited for a specfic task

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its a tool for a job

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in ur german spec op paratrooper unit, do yall listen to turbofolk

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eurobeat

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no

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You ever got a UAV

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yall dont

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lame

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we do have uavs sort of

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@solid hinge what's the broken sniper suited for? Piss us off?

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we have some that you can throw

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3 killstreak

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but they only have cameras

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You ever got enough kills to get a tactical nuke

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Germany has US nukes in it which our goverment can use

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altough those are just big ones

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so yall just casually use our nukes on the civs there

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yep

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on russia only"

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damn, what they do to deserve that

dreamy raptor
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Damn

solid hinge
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Don't start on russia

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they did 9/11, dont ask us this whole operation was your countries idea

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They have far too many secrets

dreamy raptor
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The Middle East did 9/11

solid hinge
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didnt mean russia

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Canada did 9/11

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meant the dudes in vans

dreamy raptor
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Oh damn

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Then why aren’t we fighting them

solid hinge
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u r

dreamy raptor
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Oh sheit

uneven hollow
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Tbh

tight rain
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Canada did 9/11
@solid hinge can confirm

solid hinge
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Dudes in vans = pedo

uneven hollow
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They would say sorry afterwards

solid hinge
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All I thought of

dreamy raptor
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Should we bring this to general so mods don’t get mad?

solid hinge
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why do u have ps4/eu?

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is eu a console?

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No

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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The region

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why not ps4/eu/gb

crude cradle
solid hinge
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if u mean eu

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GB being extra cause I got bored

uneven hollow
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Ah

solid hinge
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gues gb isnt part of ue

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eu

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oh wait they re not paaha

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It's still apart of EU

uneven hollow
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Gonna call you GB now alright noobziez

solid hinge
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transitional zone

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Brexit rn is going through trial

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If it don't work it gets cancelled

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lol its like a spoiled child

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Because it is

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the concept of brexit seems kinda silly to me

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first saying it wants something for years

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then not wanting it rly

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If brexit happens just laugh as the UK dies

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yeah with all the london shankers and acid bois

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lmao

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If brexit happens I need to leave before ww3 starts

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you know, a guy once died because he hid his illegal teargas in his anus and it went off

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Lol

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the pressur blew out his stomach

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why do you know that

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Some people too smart

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As I said I do allot of nothing

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and then you search the interwebs for stuff

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i never thought to search tear gas going off inside someone before

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U should find it

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Well I didnt search for that

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Just for deaths at the hands of police/military rly

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it doesnt seem like smth u randomly come across

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theres websites for it

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also another question carot

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altough this one is from youtube I think

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I think DonutOperator made a video on that if I remember correctly

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why do u need to search for vids of civ deaths from military/police if its literally ur job

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are u trying to find a vid of urself

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yeno

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Ive never been deployed

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So I wouldnt know

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Im kind of in the "discount" special forces

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"aye jim is in this vid"

tight rain
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Here i thought you were an uber cool 0per8r

solid hinge
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no

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Bet you can't wait to get a 10 killstreak and call in your attack heli

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we really do nothing

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I honestly dont know why we exist

tight rain
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Do civilian kills count towards your killstreak?

solid hinge
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cause gotta spend military budget on smth

dreamy raptor
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Holy Jesus

solid hinge
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1/2 a kill

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Tbh I dont know anyone who counts his kills, not even snipers

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politicians cant imagine not spending budget on military when it not needed

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noone does that

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you would be the weird kid if u be doing that

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lmao

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Pretty much every American soldier then

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I hope not

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this pretty entertaining

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more fun than battlefield

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A very cancerous chat

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altough as I said, not that I would know of many people that actually killed someone

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since we dont do stuff

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do yall send drones after every van yall see

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BTW the whole killstreak thing was a joke towards the COD games

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we dont have armed drones

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I don't think you understood that

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are you mentally ill

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No

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mayb

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then theres your answer

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Of course I understood that you absolute waste of human progress and infrastructure

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lmao

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You just acted oblivious

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k

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Like I care

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dont make him call in a killstreak on u noob

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dont u mean airstrike?

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...

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Watch my house get strafe by jets

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yeah most our jets dont work

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we had like 3 crash a couple of months ago

mortal jackal
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help help!

solid hinge
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altough they crashed into each other

tight rain
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Whats the issue maxy

solid hinge
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Wow

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one guy ejected but got torn apart by the wind

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"ayo lets play bumber jets"

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yall must really be bored

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Play chicken with jets

tight rain
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Whats this button do?

uneven hollow
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State the question Maxy pls

solid hinge
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nah was a training accident

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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Who ever bails first loses

mortal jackal
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why there have to be an issue

solid hinge
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lol

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issue with yo dick or wat

tight rain
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Peen no work

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Pls help

uneven hollow
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Because issues needs to be made

solid hinge
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dick stuck in toaster, why does this happen?

mortal jackal
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i dont get it

solid hinge
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"i think i will cause problems on purpose"

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Ok but anyway

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Dont eject out of a jet at high speeds

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wind kills u

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literally death by air lmao

mortal jackal
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since when

uneven hollow
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That would be understandable tbh

solid hinge
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It's not like Battlefield 4 then

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yes

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u would die

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and he did die

mortal jackal
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wait wind kills u in bfv ?

solid hinge
uneven hollow
solid hinge
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no

uneven hollow
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In real life

solid hinge
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lol maxy you might be autistic or smth

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this guy is in spec ops maxy

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lmaoo

echo turtle
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Like the pressure of air

solid hinge
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"discount

mortal jackal
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oh

solid hinge
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"discount

echo turtle
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Or is it going fast enough to cut you clean in half

solid hinge
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no

mortal jackal
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why u call me autistic for

solid hinge
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I dont know the details but as far as I know it kinda squishes u

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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so do they stomp on the brakes and the plane stops midair

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pressur

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e

mortal jackal
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forget the topic lets foucs about me

uneven hollow
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Man said jets

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There’s no jets in bfv

solid hinge
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breaks lol

uneven hollow
echo turtle
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Huh never heard of something like that

solid hinge
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If a jet stopped mid air I would think I'm tripping

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hm they can I think

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Probably had too much to drink mostly

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Some jets can start vertically

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Vtol

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I suppose they could hover maybe

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Its not a complete stop

uneven hollow
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True since it does move

solid hinge
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do yall send vtols to just hover over neighborhoods and freak people out

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Lol

uneven hollow
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Tbh that would be poggers

solid hinge
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UFO

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That's what all the UFO. sightings are

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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I dont know if they can, some jets can start vertically and I suppose they could hover altough I have no clue

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i think he died cause the collision

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not the air

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nah

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that is the original report

echo turtle
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COLLISION

solid hinge
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altough theres a interview

tight rain
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Hard air

solid hinge
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of the pilot

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like much later

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"we was playing bumper jets"

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No

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Chicken

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Who ever bails first loses

uneven hollow
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Tbh

tight rain
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Guess they both won?

solid hinge
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the guy that died won

uneven hollow
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Playing chicken on jets/planes would be interesting in bf

solid hinge
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he wins no matter what even if it kills him

mortal jackal
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hey freinds

solid hinge
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They both

tight rain
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Howdy maxy

solid hinge
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well they died because they was in a formation, the leader gave an order to go to left or smth, one dude didnt hear and then got hit by the other going to left

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thats how eas it is

mortal jackal
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hey carot are u still talking about the wind

solid hinge
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yes

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wind is bad

mortal jackal
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i see

solid hinge
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windman bad

uneven hollow
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Indeed

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Especially if there’s sand or dust in said winds

solid hinge
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Wind spells are very effective in skyrim

mortal jackal
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must be the wind

solid hinge
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maxy look behind u rn doe

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oh shit

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why did u just look behind u

mortal jackal
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if u think im gonna put effort on turning my head think again

solid hinge
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Well I saw u do it

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👀

mortal jackal
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right

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and i saw u smelling swiping ur balls the other day

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ah

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i fucked there

solid hinge
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lmaooo

mortal jackal
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i cant type anymore

solid hinge
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scratch and sniff

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smelling swiping? Had a stroke reading that

mortal jackal
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ye forget it

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its ruined

solid hinge
mortal jackal
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i hope u happy

solid hinge
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yeah better leave

mortal jackal
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or what

solid hinge
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better just end your life right now

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its all over

uneven hollow
solid hinge
tight rain
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You look like a fool now

solid hinge
tight rain
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You must leave the discord and never return

mortal jackal
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fine but i will leave but if i came back u better not talking about the wind

solid hinge
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maybe

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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Also

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Wind is a strong power to have

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Were the fuck do yall live, it's 03:15 am here

uneven hollow
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Tbh about this wind killing people in jets right

solid hinge
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2:16am for me

mortal jackal
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eh its 4 am here

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too sleepy

tight rain
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7:16 here

solid hinge
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why yall spending hours writing on discord

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I just don't slee

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Sleep

uneven hollow
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Like let’s say in bf6
If you bail out of a jet you die if you go fast

solid hinge
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I'm doing like 5 things rn though

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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Reminds me

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not rly

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dont think you can fly fast enough in bf

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You havnt bailed a jet in battlefield

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I have

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You hit the walls so hard your body gets stuck in the wall

uneven hollow
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Well true but it’ll stop jets from bailing out in bf6 if it’s modern

solid hinge
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bf jets arent rly fast

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Still funny to go back to the spot and find your body hanging out of the wall

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compared to real shit

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j

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anyway

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I gues Ima wrap this up

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everything you heard was highyl restricted and you will die tomrrow, g night

uneven hollow
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Noice

solid hinge
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the videos u sent on youtube tho

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super restricted

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It was all a setup to kill civilians

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Would be nice to go back on topic though

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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bf4 rant time

tight rain
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Ok

solid hinge
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i suck basically

uneven hollow
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Bf6 jets should kill you for bailing out if you go fast

solid hinge
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my internet is making me suck more than i usually do

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How good do you suck

brave garnet
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I just noticed something

solid hinge
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all of it

echo turtle
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The G force would kill you

uneven hollow
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Indeed

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It’ll stop the players from bailing out

echo turtle
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Not sure how the wind would

brave garnet
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The texture for the gas mask on one of the skins is stretched out

uneven hollow
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When they go speed

solid hinge
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Imagine bailing your jet but forgetting your parachute so you go back to your jet

uneven hollow
solid hinge
uneven hollow
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Then exit and forgot your gun so you go back for the 2nd time

solid hinge
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Funny how you can bail and get into the jet in battlefield

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it either means ur body is moving way fast or jet is way slow

uneven hollow
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Or both

solid hinge
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I almost joined the navy once

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I could have been a pirate

uneven hollow
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Tbh I did tried to join the marine

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But the test tho

solid hinge
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i thought about joining before graduated hs

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decided not to

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I backed out cause I'm pretty scared of the ocean

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i dont like being told what to do

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and i got problem with authority

echo turtle
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There be Krakens in that water

uneven hollow
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I mean being told what to do is kinda

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uwu at times

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But at the same time it’s understandable

solid hinge
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humans dont belong in the ocean

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we terrestrial creatures

uneven hollow
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Admit it noobziez you where scared because you thought a megalodon might show up

solid hinge
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The terrifying thing about the ocean is we know more about space than the ocean

uneven hollow
solid hinge
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this is not me rationalizing my fear of the ocean btw

echo turtle
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The ocean is where the demons hide

solid hinge
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we gotta get over our fear of the ocean

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thats where the tech is

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we must get it

uneven hollow
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Tbh would be noice if we had subs in bf6

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Like go under water

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And see a megalodon ester egg

solid hinge
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that would be an interesting mode

uneven hollow
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Or or

solid hinge
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I hate games like subnautica and looking down and it's just darkness

uneven hollow
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A giant crab

solid hinge
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Good games but they scare me more than horror games

uneven hollow
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Have you played Minecraft

solid hinge
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A bit

uneven hollow
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There’s a ocean mod for it

solid hinge
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No

tight rain
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Have you played Minecraft
@uneven hollow terrifying

solid hinge
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the new water zombies scare tf outta me

uneven hollow
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With sharks and other sea creatures

solid hinge
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not even cause they scary