battlefield-legacy-titles

[wooden hedge]

?

[limber lily]

you gotta hit people in the head if i recall to dmg

[soft juniper]

noscope sniper 1v1?

[solid hinge]

Yeaah

[wooden hedge]

Grim I'm the best player actually

[limber lily]

its like 2 dmg

[solid hinge]

Devastation is really good for finishing off players with smoke grenade

I died when I seen it say I killed with smoke grenade

[soft juniper]

You can kill people with beacon

[limber lily]

im still sad that we got the same uniforms for free currency after 4 weeks

[solid hinge]

I decided I need to revive my friend so I threw smoke grenades at the enemy and shot a flair up and revived my squad

[limber lily]

to wait another 4 weeks on the same 4 uniforms

i bet were gonna have the same 4 uniforms again...

[solid hinge]

No

[soft juniper]

Dice

[solid hinge]

It's going to repeat now

What's in the store now is staying

[limber lily]

we had the 2 japanese uniforms and 2 american ones for ages

[solid hinge]

Ik

I brought them when they released like fuck me dice

Give me a reason to waste my CC

dice, why gib same uniform over and over

[limber lily]

it must be so easy to work as a community manager for dice

[solid hinge]

new uniform when?

[soft juniper]

Soviet are banned from BF for cheating

[limber lily]

do nothing 😎

[solid hinge]

Lol what community manager

FUCKIGN TYPE 2A

[limber lily]

every company has a community manager

who tries to do events andcrap

[solid hinge]

I don't think dice does

[limber lily]

but clearly dice isnt really doing that 😎

they do

they had a hachi before in hamada

[solid hinge]

@limber lily FNB

[limber lily]

its pretty lame

[solid hinge]

Do u know what it is?

i find it lame guns not meant for mid and long range can outclass me in mid and long range

Yeah

Type 2A

Type 2A still good at medium range

If you burst

also ribey roles you don't have to bipod for long range

i like the ribby boi tho

i hate type 2a

You ever just look out your window and cry cause it's too bright

no

i get angry

[limber lily]

@solid hinge friday night right?

[solid hinge]

I'm a fortnite god come at me

I can't build but I can die to a 5 year old

@limber lily good at least someone knows about it

[dapper bronze]

Lol AP mines need to be removed

[solid hinge]

they underpowered

[dapper bronze]

I just went on rotterdam for the first time in weeks and did nothing except place ap mines

I got so many kills lollll

[rancid marsh]

😇

[dapper bronze]

No one ever checks for them and there's no explosions to kill them on rotterdam and everyone passes thru the same streets

[solid hinge]

Ap mines should stay

[dapper bronze]

Why can't they add more combat roles already

[solid hinge]

No tech

[dapper bronze]

Like an support role that has more explosives or stronger stationary weapons, or a medic that gains buffs for reviving

What did chapters 1-5 actually add to the gamw

[solid hinge]

A couple cosmetics

Maps

Guns

Vehicles

[fierce escarp]

Anyone up to farm some money on hardline if anybody still plays it in here

[solid hinge]

Wtf

why not just release past skins that i missed

I thought that was dead

its better than seeing the same ones for the 6 weeks i been playing the game now

[amber pine]

misaki

[solid hinge]

No

is hot

Bury misaki

[amber pine]

lol

[solid hinge]

Norman is hot

The mustache turns me on everytime

He has a cute moustache

[amber pine]

alright....

[gray saffron]

if your entire german faction isnt misaki, i ain't revivng you!

(pls faction lock elites)

[fierce escarp]

Hardline is barely clinging on

[solid hinge]

Jer stfu

U suck

[fierce escarp]

And it’s sad because I find it to be pretty underrated

[echo turtle]

Dont pls

[gray saffron]

don't worry, i revive everyone :<

[solid hinge]

1v1 me jer

Boys at only

[echo turtle]

I need to rp as a ninja in france

[gray saffron]

and yeah jackpot. i wish it had more player activity too

[dapper bronze]

Lol

Now this I want to see

[solid hinge]

I want hardline 2 but EA killed visceral games

HL 2

[gray saffron]

elsa or whatever ze is called is a bette rninja. no one knows her face cause she's using a timetravelled gasmask

[dapper bronze]

I wish bayonet charges were better :(

[gray saffron]

and a hood!

[fierce escarp]

Hardline 2 would be amazing if they didn’t kill visceral games like they kill their servers

[echo turtle]

I want dead space 4

[solid hinge]

i hate trade kills

[fierce escarp]

Yeah gp-5 in ww2

[dapper bronze]

Do trade kills even really exist in bf5

[gray saffron]

yes

[solid hinge]

Yes

[dapper bronze]

Death lag stops your last shot

[solid hinge]

I done it quite a bit

[dapper bronze]

Though

[gray saffron]

not really

if your bullet is fired before you died

[solid hinge]

i get trade killed so often

The amount of times I traded is annoying

[gray saffron]

or explosive

or tank shell

[dapper bronze]

You can hear the gun go off and the bullets don't do damage

Maybe it's just my potato pc

Wouldn't suprise me

[solid hinge]

Potato pc

Is why you get console

[gray saffron]

i killed an aa gunner with the wreckage of my plane once, that was fun

[dapper bronze]

I mean yes

[solid hinge]

Console is way easier to set up

[fierce escarp]

By kill trades do you mean you both die at the same time?

[dapper bronze]

But I could also

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[dapper bronze]

Idk

Spend all that money on a gpu

And not use console 🤢

[gray saffron]

what's your gpu and cpu like?

[solid hinge]

You can buy a ps4 for like 60

[dapper bronze]

I have an integrated graphics card

[solid hinge]

i just got like almost 3k pts from artillery

[dapper bronze]

Intel 4400?

It's below minimum requirements

Works just fine

[solid hinge]

i hate integrated gpu

If I decide to buy a pc I'm going to buy the most expensive shit so I can flex

[dapper bronze]

Boi

You don't know anything

It's not the price

[solid hinge]

So

[dapper bronze]

It's how many rainbow LEDs it's got

[solid hinge]

It be expensive

[dapper bronze]

Ofc

[fierce escarp]

I have an Alienware laptop from about 3 years ago

[solid hinge]

its about how many led lights u got

so u can convince an egirl u got clout

I use android phone as my monitor and a beast pc for the pc

im sure i was at top of leaderboard this round

but i wont be able to get the satisfaction

cause

your report could not be found

[soft juniper]

They still haven't fixed that bug

[solid hinge]

That's DICE saying you should quit bfv

[soft juniper]

Did they

[solid hinge]

no

They did

its even more broken now

[dapper bronze]

Give me my game skip card please dice

[solid hinge]

It only happens when the server is about to end

[soft juniper]

I was scammed 80 dollars for this piece of sh*t

[dapper bronze]

Why didn't ya get origin access boi

[solid hinge]

Yeah cause 80 is alot

Lol

Bfv is worth the 80

[dapper bronze]

Meh

[solid hinge]

at first it only happened sometimes but now it never even loads

Its a finished product

not even the error message

[soft juniper]

Finished

My ass

[dapper bronze]

Bfv is a finished product

[solid hinge]

bfv: god, why did u leave me unfinished

[echo turtle]

Rushed

[dapper bronze]

Bruh moment

[soft juniper]

BF5 is a product that you brought home from Amazon fake sale

[solid hinge]

Because God started working on covid 19

[soft juniper]

Made in China

[solid hinge]

Why y’all hating on bfv

U still play it

Covid-19 was such a success it went world wide

[dapper bronze]

Cuz it's kinda shet

Yeah cuz there's nothing else to play

And I'm poor

[amber pine]

Covid-19 was such a success it went world wide
@solid hinge GREED

[dapper bronze]

And Bf1 isn't popular enough anymore

[amber pine]

i qish it was

[soft juniper]

Made in China

[amber pine]

i wish it was

[solid hinge]

Bf1 is shit

[amber pine]

wait no

[solid hinge]

Battlefield V is good but it's not battlefield good

It’s ass

[amber pine]

yes

[solid hinge]

V is much better

Movement and gunplay are on point

[soft juniper]

much

[solid hinge]

I swear it's only atmosphere people enjoy from bf1

[amber pine]

yes

[dapper bronze]

Planeplay is 8x dumbfire rockets on your head

[solid hinge]

I shall make a game based on atmosphere only and become the best game developer ever

[soft juniper]

BF1 is a downgrade BF4

[dapper bronze]

The thing is

Bf5 would be infinitely better

[solid hinge]

bf1 only had good atmosphere

it kinda boring

[dapper bronze]

With the slightest amount of work

[solid hinge]

tbh

[dapper bronze]

Like rebalancing tanks to make the underused ones better

Buffing unused upgrades

Reworking planes and AA

[amber pine]

some unused upgrades are actually shit

[solid hinge]

The unused tanks are pretty good

[dapper bronze]

Actually fixing the many obvious bugs

Churchill Gun carrier is just an ever so slightly worse Churchill

Archer is archer

Sturmgeschutz is shet

[solid hinge]

Curchil gun carrier is a pickup truck

[dapper bronze]

Planes are incredibly broken

[solid hinge]

TIRED OF BEING FRICKIGN SPAWN KILLED

[amber pine]

Planes are incredibly broken
@dapper bronze in what way?

[solid hinge]

Can't fly

[dapper bronze]

Every way?

[amber pine]

i can fly

[sand wing]

So can I

[dapper bronze]

Eh I cba I get into a planes op discussion everyday

[solid hinge]

My plane lost its wings in Vietnam

[dapper bronze]

Sad days

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[sand wing]

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM

[solid hinge]

They got shot off by a Vietnamese soldier who turned out to be german and was using A lewis gun

[sand wing]

It's all quiet on the western front

[dapper bronze]

Who was actually a Japanese woman who had for some reason travelled across half the world to fight in europe

[sand wing]

Hell yeah brother

[solid hinge]

And. The German soldier understood Japanese although they never knew Japan was a thing

[amber pine]

thats some weird stuff

[solid hinge]

Cod 2020 is gonna be vietnam

I'd like that

[sand wing]

Hell yeah brother

[soft juniper]

25

[solid hinge]

Battlefield can't do Vietnam tho

They need to do modern

It can

No

But an alternative one

no more historical

Steampunk version

[bronze rose]

why can't they do vietnam?

[solid hinge]

Do what bad company did

No

Release Vietnam as a DLC

cause we tired of historical

[sand wing]

How can you say no Vietnam

[dapper bronze]

Battlefield Vietnam

[bronze rose]

who is we?

[dapper bronze]

Historical is best

[solid hinge]

We want a steampunk vietnam

Right jer? @gray saffron

[dapper bronze]

Also, historical is kinda unique

[bronze rose]

you know how fucking awesone it be scared shitless in a bush while vietcong are ambushing you?

[solid hinge]

Everyone

[dapper bronze]

Most shooters are modern/futuristic

[bronze rose]

(especially if they made it 128 lobby)

[solid hinge]

Bioshock + battlefield = battlefield Vietnam

128 keep dreaming

[bronze rose]

Why modern? there are so many modern shooters out now

[soft juniper]

Bioshock

[sand wing]

Vietnam is the guerilla warfare with good mf music

[bronze rose]

bioshock?

[soft juniper]

What have to do with Bioshock

[bronze rose]

what the fuck

[echo turtle]

It has been more futuristic for the past couple of years,

[bronze rose]

it's also an excuse to put fortunate son in the game

[solid hinge]

What actually happened to bioshock

[soft juniper]

Battlefield Under da sea

[sand wing]

[echo turtle]

The studio got closed irrc

[amber pine]

in a puddle of pee

[solid hinge]

BF Sea People of Atlantis

BF Crab People

[soft juniper]

A COD player choose,a BF player obey

[solid hinge]

What

[bronze rose]

that's a dumb argument

[solid hinge]

gay

AMMO

I play cod and battlefield

GIVE ME AMMO

[bronze rose]

Battlefield hasn't had a proper full vietnam war game yet

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge impossible

What button is it

it doesnt need one

[bronze rose]

it also doesn't need a modern one

[soft juniper]

[solid hinge]

Holy twatwaffels 🤦

Twatwaffels

[bronze rose]

People are just tired of having weapons locked to classes

[sand wing]

Spawnin on a chopper and hearing the pilot play fortune son through his mic and a little kid on the M60 gunner seat shouting GET SOOMMME! Is what we all want

[solid hinge]

I'm done

[bronze rose]

there is no way they're reverting back to the battlefield 4 class model

[sand wing]

And he ain't even aiming at anything

[solid hinge]

BF: Cartel Warfare

[bronze rose]

that's just hardline

[solid hinge]

THIS IS NAM BABY

[sand wing]

He just shooting trees

[soft juniper]

BF6: Retro Warfare

[dapper bronze]

Vietnam battlefield would be very wierd tho

[bronze rose]

lol

it would be weird

but weird is good

weird is new

[solid hinge]

maybe they can do vietnam in the future, just not the next game

[dapper bronze]

Like Americans would obviously have better vehicles, aircraft etc

[solid hinge]

I don't see much coming from A Vietnam game

[dapper bronze]

Which they'd have to balance around

[solid hinge]

i dont want 6 years straight of historical BF

[dapper bronze]

Also

Yes but historical bf is good

[soft juniper]

Dice don't give a shit

[bronze rose]

vietnam is pretty modern

[solid hinge]

no its not

[bronze rose]

it ended in the 70

70's

[sand wing]

Your telling me you don't get Vietnam vibes from Solomon Islands

[bronze rose]

i do!!

[solid hinge]

So did my great grandad

Vietnam is set during the cold war era

[bronze rose]

duh, yeah

[solid hinge]

Cold War simulator please

I want to build a bomb and show it off to russia

BF Bay of pigs

[sand wing]

Listen anything cold war is my cup of tea

[solid hinge]

Bf angola

[sand wing]

Hell yeah brother

[bronze rose]

they would just package battlefield v, battlefield 1, and a Battlefield in korea and vietnam in one big ass game

[solid hinge]

BF Kitchen Nightmares

[bronze rose]

which doesn't sound bad in concept

[solid hinge]

I once saw this guy complain about battlefield should be historical accurate then asking for cold war

Oof

[bronze rose]

But a vietnam game in in next gen consoles would open up for a lot of map inmprovements, especially dynamically

[dapper bronze]

BF Vietnam sounds good

War crimes time

[bronze rose]

it sounds greatt!!!

[solid hinge]

I don't see it offering much

[sand wing]

Like i wanna play crazy yanks in the jungle crazy Afrikaans and crazy Soviets all have decent music

[dapper bronze]

I feel like it would be a little limited in what it could offer tho

[bronze rose]

customizable characters, the music, the banter, the vehicles and maps

[dapper bronze]

Very few vehicles or planes, basically none for Vietcong

[bronze rose]

even if it would be limiting it would push the devs to pump out more quality maps

[dapper bronze]

Mostly jungle or urban

[solid hinge]

Battlefield Vietnam would just feel boring after a week

^

[dapper bronze]

Mmm :(

Why did no one ever have ww3

[solid hinge]

Imagine if bf vietnams reveal trailer is gonna be like that of bfv

jungle map version 1, jungle map version 2

[sand wing]

So we all agree on cold war?

[solid hinge]

and so on

[dapper bronze]

Then we could have another bf game

[bronze rose]

I don't care if women are in that game

[dapper bronze]

Aight so

TF2 but BF

[sand wing]

Yea

[dapper bronze]

Basically cold war bf innit

[bronze rose]

i honestly think adding women in the game is a pointless thing to complain about

[solid hinge]

I think they should remake battlefield 1 and add females to the multiplayer

I never said anything about females lol

[bronze rose]

[sand wing]

[solid hinge]

The reveal trailer was just shit

[dapper bronze]

I think they should add a free female elite for the allies

[bronze rose]

i'm just anticipating all the incel complains

[dapper bronze]

Then we can have entire misaki teams Vs entire female ally teams

[solid hinge]

Misaki vs margaret

No one said anything about females only u lol

[bronze rose]

i wish they would yell more in battlefield v

[sand wing]

Yeah

[solid hinge]

Lol

[bronze rose]

holy are soldier mute

[amber pine]

bfv planes only

[solid hinge]

@amber pine die

[bronze rose]

lemme pull a video of bf3 soldiers

[solid hinge]

"I wish they would yell more"

Lmao

[amber pine]

"not enough agony"

[solid hinge]

They make up the sound produced in battlefield

[sand wing]

Just a bunch of gamers talking about females

[amber pine]

@amber pine die
@solid hinge no u

[sand wing]

[solid hinge]

I think I hear a bomb falling from the sky but no it's just a bitch crying on the floor

[amber pine]

lol

[solid hinge]

Skulu

Lmaooo

[sand wing]

[solid hinge]

I wouldn’t mind them in the game but showing them off in the trailers is bad

Yeah

[sand wing]

2am im way past my bedtime

[solid hinge]

Go to bed cutie pie

just do modern and fictional so they can have full creativity to do whatever

[sand wing]

[solid hinge]

Modern sucks ass

u suck my ass

I wish

bro

[amber pine]

its all about the execution

[solid hinge]

😳

[sand wing]

Aight queen I see you tomorrow

[solid hinge]

Next bf should be futuristic

no

[crystal blaze]

Alternate universe history

[sand wing]

[solid hinge]

prehistoric

It seems gamers hate female characters untill the player turns out to be female which they simp like no one has ever simped beforr

[amber pine]

Next bf should be futuristic
@solid hinge f that

[solid hinge]

Hell yeah

[dapper bronze]

Also

There's lots more competition for modern

And since dice is making shet games atm

[sand wing]

@solid hinge can I be ur simp

[dapper bronze]

Probably not a good idea

[solid hinge]

It'll cost you

@solid hinge its not gamers in general, just the Bf community that hates girls

shit

@solid hinge

Tagged the right guy

[sand wing]

Sheet here we again

[solid hinge]

shhh

[amber pine]

@solid hinge its not gamers in general, just the Bf community that hates girls
@solid hinge woah

[sand wing]

💵 💵 💵 💵

[solid hinge]

i cant make a simple mistake on mobile smh

Nahh they just want a historical accurate bf

this is why desktop > mobile

this why we should move away from historical

[bronze rose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abHOlq46X0A

right here

[solid hinge]

it says blocked link

[bronze rose]

omg

[solid hinge]

It's battlefield porn

Retro ur ass

[bronze rose]

i'll just dm it to you guys

[amber pine]

no such thing as historically accurate

[solid hinge]

Stop sliding into my dm’s.

lmao

Stop sliding into my dm’s.

[bronze rose]

well in that video the soldier's are waaaaayyyy more vocal than in bfv

[solid hinge]

Yeah

im taken, in a long distance relationship with @solid hinge

The russians

dms closed

Ok make a modern bf

[amber pine]

"the molecule are not right"

[solid hinge]

"GET ME FUCKING MEDIC"

[bronze rose]

i'll be defending a shack with 4 other people and they'll all be mute or whispering the entire time

[solid hinge]

Bf3 was so much better

Ur being paranoid

The thing I miss from bf3 was soldiers constantly swearing

But that’s not nice

It should stay child friendly

Yeah

[amber pine]

It should stay child friendly
@solid hinge as if the game was

[solid hinge]

Don’t shoot anyone in the game

[bronze rose]

I'M GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS HERE

[solid hinge]

Let’s all be friends

[next herald]

What the fuck is wrong with Battlefield

[bronze rose]

good times

[next herald]

Literally it says I lost connection

[amber pine]

we are all besties

[next herald]

Yet my connection is fine

[solid hinge]

@next herald black screen and got kicked from the server?

Bf3 had the best soldiers

[amber pine]

lets use the power of love to defeat the enmy

[solid hinge]

Love is the way!

[bronze rose]

I AGREE

[next herald]

No, but it says “can’t load your company”

[bronze rose]

they were so loud

[next herald]

Or “lost connection to EA servers”

At the very beginning

That’s the problem with BF

They don’t even try

[bronze rose]

they should remaster bf3 and give the soldiers bfv mechanics

[solid hinge]

U mean

[bronze rose]

like crouch running

[solid hinge]

They don’t give a shit

[next herald]

I have to press, connect to online, to manually get online

[solid hinge]

Bf3 soldiers were more relatable as they swear every 5 seconds

Jer, how do u feel that DICE doesn’t gives a crap?

[bronze rose]

they were also audible

don't forget that

[solid hinge]

Are you feeling it now, Jer?

U feeling it? @gray saffron

[amber pine]

i give cookies the enemies

laced with cyanide

[bronze rose]

FUCK I AM GETTING MY SHIT PUSHED IN HERE

[solid hinge]

I’ll make a huge cake for them

[muted socket]

i miss bf3

[solid hinge]

Play it

[bronze rose]

ded game

[muted socket]

do people still play it on pc

oof

[solid hinge]

I miss BF Friends

I want to get Bf3 but I don't fancy getting a pc just to play it

Same

R. I. P. Battlefield friends

U can always play bf4

Neebs pretty much gave up on battlefield

Is this the end of bf?

not yet

Yeah

[muted socket]

i got bf3 on pc bc it was free for a short while

[solid hinge]

it gotta get worse before EA shuts down dice

[muted socket]

i dont think so

[solid hinge]

I think battlefield is dying now

EA still making money from BFV

Battlefield had its fun

they not gonna shelve it anything soon

[muted socket]

there are so many other shooters out there that are popular. thats the problem

[next herald]

Omg EA LOAD MY DAMN COMPANY

[solid hinge]

It's time for battlefield to go

[next herald]

I just want type 2a

[solid hinge]

What if they give the BF license to Respawn

[bronze rose]

what the fuck

[solid hinge]

@muted socket none of them offer the BF experience tho

[bronze rose]

battlefield is here to stay

[solid hinge]

thats why people return to the game

Respawn might be able to save it

[muted socket]

true

[bronze rose]

they haven't even saved anthem yet

[solid hinge]

I NEED AMMO

I don't know what DICE are doing to battlefield but they clearly can't battlefield

COME ON MAN

AMMO

[bronze rose]

my ass they will save bf

[solid hinge]

I NEED SOME AMMOO

[next herald]

PROMOTED

[solid hinge]

AHHH YESSS

[fierce escarp]

They sure as hell aren't saving bfv

[solid hinge]

Anthem was born to fail

PROMOOOOTEDDD

@next herald do not get the t2a, istg

I NEEEED AMMO

[next herald]

I really hope BF6 will have BFF videos

[solid hinge]

Doubt

[next herald]

Istg?

[solid hinge]

i swear to gawd

[next herald]

It’s probably balanced?

[bronze rose]

i just want vietnam

who here on playstation us want to play

[solid hinge]

Go to vietnam

go to vietnam and poop in bit

pit*

Go to the jungle in vietnam

and eat lizard

Fight with villagers and farmers

I want Vietnam battlefield to see the Americans lose to some villagers and farmers

with poop sticks

[next herald]

Noob fight

[solid hinge]

Fortification upgrade with snakes

[next herald]

Mutilation

[solid hinge]

Making boobytraps

shirtless american guy falls into bamboo pit coated in human shit

I love how accurate Americans are shown in Vietnam movies

They were definitely the heroes

[next herald]

They were

[solid hinge]

Lol

[next herald]

Saving America from an unknown possible Red threat

[solid hinge]

U sure?

[next herald]

Protecting America from foreign and domestic threats by striking first

[solid hinge]

even when we bombing villages we always the good guys

murica bby

The south vietnamese government was shit against it’s own people

[amber pine]

yes

[solid hinge]

a lot of eastern govs against are their own people

[next herald]

Our survival and reputation is based on our global dominance

[solid hinge]

Trump 2020

[next herald]

What would happen to a weak USA?

[solid hinge]

The queen will dominate the world soon

Britain gets her colonies back

[next herald]

Just saying. I don’t think we could’ve won Vietnam, but there’s a reason to the madness

[solid hinge]

GOD BLESS THE QUEEN

britain doesnt get to claim america anymore if we fall

cause brexit

pussi move

I don't think brexit will fully happen

it wont

who wanna play minecraft

If it does happen I might as well kill my self before the UK turns to some sort of PURGE

just move in with me

[bronze rose]

fuck trump

[solid hinge]

You can't

He built a wall

Trump 2020!!!

trump doesnt wanna fuck a guy i would assume

U can always move to the netherlands

We welcome u with open arms

He Wass in wrestling so I'm pretty sure he wants to fuck some guy

its called celebrity energy bby 😎

Trump is daddy

My mum is so stupud

[amber pine]

U can always move to the netherlands
@solid hinge its safe right?

[solid hinge]

When trump vs hillary

100%

she is isnt she

My mum was saying she wanted trump to win cause trump can make Britain great

Ur mom is stupid

Ik

What a hoe

no boomer can make anything great

boomers are out of touch with the world

I had to explain trump was an American president and that we had a queen

is ur mom blonde

Oof

and over 40?

I don't know hair colour

She died so many times

Bruh

innit bruv

Dyed

wallah

I don't know her age

is she even ur mom

I would ask but it's 2:35am so she beat me

U better hope she isn’t

Child abuse too

Poor kid

ur mom is actually the queen

She a hoe

indeed

silly wahmen

I feel bad for u

Fr

my parents cant hit me anymore cause im an adult now and stronger than them

Same

one day u will get a big boy body and will hit her back

I use my captain American muscles before the super soldier experiment

how much cc yall got

Non I deleted bfv

[amber pine]

my parents are quite understanding

[solid hinge]

Well fuck u son

[amber pine]

but scary as hell cuz asian

[solid hinge]

U deleted the best bf ever made

Are they good in math

bad dull feel 5

And are u a doctor yet

I made a good choice tho

[amber pine]

i guess

[solid hinge]

be doctor or engineer

no other choice

I downloaded red dead redemption in battlefield V place

[amber pine]

And are u a doctor yet
@solid hinge nope

[solid hinge]

Failure

Are ya playing rdr2 online?

It’s ass

It's not that bad

someone buy me rdr2

it has to be better than gta online at this point

u can download it from me

i dont want to compromise ur account

Im generous tho

I thought you could only game share through the same ethernet cable

Lol

Fuckin’ell

u can make another persons account the primary account on ur ps4 and download games

that way

[zealous stone]

anyone have hardline that I could just try out for a couple seconds sometime

[solid hinge]

Scam alert

[zealous stone]

❤️

[solid hinge]

Yeah sure

Dm me

[amber pine]

Failure
@solid hinge a little too young to be a doctor

[zealous stone]

oh wow

Im surprised

[solid hinge]

musti do not

Bfh is shit anyway

[zealous stone]

wait wait Ill give him my account info as well lma

[solid hinge]

I don’t need a poor guys account

i dont think online play would be possible tho

[zealous stone]

yeah but I have like all bfs except hardline

[solid hinge]

i think u have to be on the games owner account to play the game i think

It’s almost always on sale

[zealous stone]

really?

what's it like now I might just get it just to see what the campaign is like

I cant play tonight anyways

[solid hinge]

Nahh u just have to activate the owners account and then u can play on any other account

Ok dm me

^

hmmm

i see

time to find someone who has the resident evil games

[native swallow]

Im so pissed

[solid hinge]

Stop drinking alcohol

[native swallow]

I was playing battlefield 5 and this idiot shot me down

So I spawned back and went and killed him but this medic sniped me and revived him

[solid hinge]

You get mad for some one playing the game

[native swallow]

And then I got really mad and nearly broke my monitor and instead took it out on the wall again

[solid hinge]

Pro gamer move

i just stomp the ground, or toss a water bottle

i dont wanna damage my property

My wall is fucked

Or anything that is near me when I die too many times in a row

I'm a sleep now byebye

[fossil heron]

Pro Kyle moves

[solid hinge]

whats it called when u just inhale through ur nose rly fast and silently curse

[fossil heron]

Disappointment

[solid hinge]

pro disappointment moves

[fossil heron]

All day errday

So when the end of game report bugs does it not track my stats for that game in Battlefield Tracker?

[native swallow]

Yeah I got my PS4 tooken away until I fix the holes in the wall

[fossil heron]

Wrecked

[native swallow]

Pretty good for my mother cause usually if I damage something she grabs the belt and starts whipping

[fossil heron]

Respect your property man

[next herald]

What does it mean “could not get chi your report”

[amber pine]

Pretty good for my mother cause usually if I damage something she grabs the belt and starts whipping
@native swallow thats less severe

[broken zinc]

Does anybody know how many points are needed to progrss in each level for the chapter rewards???

I'm not sure I can make level 50 in time

[crystal blaze]

It changes

And theres only 34 or something

[bronze rose]

you guys should come by my stream and watch me get shit on lol

[solid hinge]

Everybody send me a freind request

[native swallow]

@amber pine hey if you know how hard she whips you then you would think the opposite

[amber pine]

oh

[native swallow]

Last time she left a scar

[amber pine]

oh

well i get scoldings without being hit

[native swallow]

Good for you, you got white parents who aren't rednecks or really conservative conversatives

Or white parents who was indulged in the black culture and act like black parents

[amber pine]

lol

[native swallow]

I need a cigarette, battlefield 5 has legitimately made me want a cigarette after 2 years of quitting

[amber pine]

dont

[native swallow]

Battlefield 5 just needs to be shut down

It's a absolute trainwreck

[amber pine]

really bad for health

[native swallow]

Not bad for health if your already super unhealthy

Maybe not physically unhealthy but I'm still gonna die

[muted socket]

D:

[native swallow]

Better to live how you want for 25 years and have a good life than live for 75 years and have a miserable life

[amber pine]

i am afraid of drugs so i have a happy life so far

[fossil heron]

Drugs are bad mmmkay

[amber pine]

and i can get killed for it

[solid hinge]

i quit substances and realize that when i used them i wasnt happy

[native swallow]

Actually scratch that I'll probably live for 18 years then die

Or get locked away

Either way I'm fine with

As long as i complete my bucket list which isn't that long

[fossil heron]

Thats pretty dark man

Extend your bucket list

[amber pine]

my country has very strict laws against drugs and smoking

[native swallow]

That's what my dad did and that's what I'm gonna do

[amber pine]

woah

[fossil heron]

Sounds like you need some professional help

[coarse thunder]

Singapore?

Or could be Indonesia

[fossil heron]

Thats my bucket list country

[amber pine]

me?

[fossil heron]

I want to become a citizen of Singapore

[amber pine]

i live in brunei

[fossil heron]

Smol

[amber pine]

I want to become a citizen of Singapore
@fossil heron i heard it cost a lot to get a car there

Smol
@fossil heron ikr

[fossil heron]

You dont need a car there tho

The cost of living there is pretty high

[amber pine]

yeah

it is

[fossil heron]

But people make bank there

[amber pine]

but its the only modern city ive been to

[coarse thunder]

Getting your ass beat by the state for spitting on the street-moment

[fossil heron]

Laws are strict there?

[amber pine]

high standards that are quite easy to fulfill

Laws are strict there?
@fossil heron a lot of asian countries have stricter laws

[fossil heron]

Happier people tho

[amber pine]

yup

safe from being shot

[fossil heron]

Lol

Too true

[amber pine]

like the crime rate in my country is very low

people live a happy life

except for now cuz of the virus

[next herald]

HAHA BURN

I love flanking enemy teams with flame throwers

Cooking them well done

[solid hinge]

when mmgs better at hipfiring than smgs

[coarse thunder]

MG42 moment

[fossil heron]

Yeah but smgs are still more reliable

Mmg spamming is tons of fun tho

[solid hinge]

bruh i fired directly into this dudes back and he turned around and killed me like i didnt just do 90 damage to him

[fossil heron]

1200 rpm is pretty effective close range

[solid hinge]

getting lunge mine kills on tanks is so fun

[soft juniper]

ded game

[compact oxide]

Ur ded gaem

[fossil heron]

Still better than CoD

[compact oxide]

That's very arguable with BFV

[fossil heron]

I agree

[bronze rose]

hey derrick

[compact oxide]

Oh hai

[fossil heron]

Arguable but BF still wins

If there was less of a learning curve it would be more popular

[compact oxide]

BFV is generally bad though

It's the worst in the series I've played

[fossil heron]

I dont think so

BF1 was worse in the series and BFV a close second

[solid hinge]

broken describes how it felt playing bfv today

[compact oxide]

Bf1 was great fun

[fossil heron]

BF1 was a good game but design wise it was less my cup of tea

[compact oxide]

Don't you dare talk down to the god that is Bf1

[fossil heron]

It just follows the trend they started with the battlefront series

[solid hinge]

how do u remove the type 2a from someones armory

im on wake island

the entire team is pretty much

medics bush camping and dropping anyone who walks by in .02 seconds

[compact oxide]

So closer range MG42

[solid hinge]

i wanna talk to whoever let it in the game

[compact oxide]

Could you say you want to speak to the manager?

[solid hinge]

yes

but i promise all i wanna do is talk

nothing violent of the sort

[amber pine]

hmm

[solid hinge]

how so

and ffs, i meant to quit and give this guy squad leader but accidentally kicked him

[tough lodge]

[solid hinge]

oops

[tough lodge]

[amber pine]

hmm

[solid hinge]

sorry guy

[amber pine]

he must have felt betrayed

[solid hinge]

team couldnt cap a single point

[fossil heron]

Its ur fault

[solid hinge]

call in airstrike and kill mostly everyone on the objective, no one moves on it
gets in a tank and clears everyone out but not one moves on it
drive around and sneak up from behind and clear people out

still not a single person makes a move on it

[amber pine]

ah stupid players

[solid hinge]

idk whats with people and just wanting to sit outside objectives and not move up

then get this, when i got in a truck and drove around, people spawn on me and start shooting in the air for no reason

we died

[fossil heron]

I love when teammates dont think at all

Brain dead blueberries

[solid hinge]

i couldnt take it anymore for a night

so i just quit and waiting for my friend to get on minecraft

[fossil heron]

Gunna go back to vivs pinata?

[solid hinge]

wut that

[fossil heron]

Viva pinata best game

[solid hinge]

long live pinata?

i forgot what viva means

[fossil heron]

Indeed

[compact oxide]

Panty party best game?

[fossil heron]

Never played it

Im a good Christian

[solid hinge]

lets raid ur choir leads panty drawer

[fossil heron]

No

Im not the pastor

[solid hinge]

oh

[bleak remnant]

so uh is bfv the only game u guys on?

[fossil heron]

This server plays most of the titles.

[prime pine]

Yes!

[fossil heron]

BFV is the only one im currently playing

[echo turtle]

it's the current title

[shy badger]

Ooo both jer and bodie

[gray saffron]

bfv is the most innovative shooter i've played in years!

oh hai bodbod and blackout

[shy badger]

Hai

[echo turtle]

bfv is a very interesting title

[prime pine]

Noot noot jer and blackout!

[gray saffron]

btw, we're getting rush + frontlines servers soon as ltm. @shy badger the servers i've been trying to kickstart with community servers :<<

[prime pine]

You two arent usually up at this time

[gray saffron]

haaaai way

uhuh true

[prime pine]

Whats going on

[gray saffron]

i, uhh, made a mistake

[fossil heron]

@gray saffron are you on console NA?

[gray saffron]

nein

pc, eu

[fossil heron]

Sad face

[prime pine]

Nein nein nein!

[gray saffron]

jerNEIN-carver

[prime pine]

Oh no

[fossil heron]

Id be all up in that server

[prime pine]

I want to do 24/7 al sundan frontlines

Its such a good map for infantry

[gray saffron]

i wish more people were like you creamy 😭

al sundan and good for infantry. weird combo ;D

unless you stick to c,d and b

then yeah

[prime pine]

You play al sundan frontlines?

[gray saffron]

oooohhhh

sorry

i thought of conquest xd

[shy badger]

Noot noot :)

[prime pine]

Haha

[gray saffron]

yeah frontlines infantry fun

[shy badger]

And bootcamp bods

[gray saffron]

😄

[shy badger]

And thats great jer

[gray saffron]

how's you two btw?

[shy badger]

:D

[prime pine]

Tired....

[shy badger]

Terrible

[prime pine]

Taking a break today

[wet gorge]

Can you guys tell me which battlefield was ur fav campaign

[shy badger]

Stomache ache

Bad one

[prime pine]

Ohdamn

[final aurora]

guess combined arms is totally broken now

[gray saffron]

campaign? as in singleplayer? 3

ooh noo

[wet gorge]

Ye

[gray saffron]

due the excercises or food or ?

[cold trail]

BF3 definitely

[wet gorge]

BF3

[gray saffron]

yeah definitely bf3, great set pieces

[shy badger]

Didn't have any real excercises yet

[echo turtle]

hardline

[gray saffron]

oh D:

[shy badger]

Just a lot of walking and standing

[wet gorge]

Hardline

Was ass

[echo turtle]

i liked it

[wet gorge]

Hardline

To me at least

Was just a bad game

[shy badger]

Don't think it was the food (?) Though I really have no clue

[echo turtle]

the crooked cops and the miami setting sold it

[gray saffron]

well if you gonna spend time on a porcelain throne related to the stomach ache, it's prolly food ;D

[wet gorge]

I live in Miami

That is deadass

[echo turtle]

plus being involved in a cop show is cool

[wet gorge]

The only reason why I played it

Yeah but like

You’re corrupt

[shy badger]

Hopefully not

[wet gorge]

Which

Why couldn’t it be like

A sleeper cell

[shy badger]

I think the food won't change for the next w weeks

[wet gorge]

Or terror cell

[shy badger]

2

[echo turtle]

you weren't corrupt corrupt

[wet gorge]

In Miami

[soft juniper]

BF3 is not that bad

[wet gorge]

Carrying an attack

And you can like

Work with swat and fbi

[soft juniper]

It's not COD Hollywood thingy

[echo turtle]

it mostly kicked off in the end

[wet gorge]

And maybe cia

@echo turtle exactly

Which is why

I don’t like it

[echo turtle]

and i

like it

for the

unexpected twist

or semi unexpected twist with the protag taking over

[wet gorge]

It was just boring and a bad story in my opinion

Like they could’ve gone so much more better with it

Sleeper cells

Gangs

Shit like that

But they decide to add a corrupt cop and you’re in drugs and shit and you got this other dickwad asset and I just didn’t fucking get it

My brain was so fried

[echo turtle]

they went for a crime drama

I expected the constant "but actually" things

[wet gorge]

Battlefield 3 was an awesome campaign

The story was great

[shy badger]

It was alright

[wet gorge]

I’m boutta go play the whole entire story rn lmfao

[echo turtle]

never played bf3

[wet gorge]

Seen any gameplay?

[echo turtle]

i thought for the longest time that the battlefield games were heavily focused on mp so i thought campaigns would be ignored

[wet gorge]

@shy badger which one was your favorite

[echo turtle]

a bit

[wet gorge]

@echo turtle what do you remember about what u watched

[echo turtle]

stretchy necks

and blue

[wet gorge]

Oh LOL

[echo turtle]

that's about it

[fossil heron]

Bad company 2 bad the best campaign imo

[wet gorge]

It didn’t make sense to me

@fossil heron

@echo turtle you should watch the actual campaign

I think you’d enjoy it

[fossil heron]

You're just trying to stop the Russians from invading

[wet gorge]

You play as a Russian agent and a US marine and you get into some deep shit

[echo turtle]

how many explosions

[fossil heron]

Bad company two?