battlefield-legacy-titles

[solid hinge]

I once saw no servers in grand ops

But that was once

[fossil heron]

Cuz grand ops sucks

[solid hinge]

Grand ops isn’t grand at all

[uneven hollow]

Maybe grand ops servers will also be abandoned by dice

[solid hinge]

Ik I just wanted to play a long game

I hope the game gets abandoned

no one plays grand ops cause it sucks
hmm, lets close regions since no one playing

You’ll only find 3 hamada grand ops servers

[uneven hollow]

Soon all the servers will be abandoned then all the platforms will be abandoned

[solid hinge]

Or panzerstorm

Honestly Idk why they made rush limited

Wait panzerstorm is that still a thing

[uneven hollow]

Because they can’t have more modes

[solid hinge]

dice is just pushing an agenda to get rid of all official servers

so if u wanna play

u gotta rent a server

ka-ching

Hold up is panzerstorm even a thing anymore

[gray glade]

i played panzerstorm today

it was so fun

[uneven hollow]

Apparently adding more modes just adds conflicts with the game

[solid hinge]

I remember playing it like a few months ago and I stopped playing BFV then I came back

They don’t have the tech

it seems any slight change will totally break the game

I didn’t see panzerstorm though

why

Idk

[uneven hollow]

I mean there’s breakthrough

[icy sluice]

Panzerstorm is a map in the rotation

[solid hinge]

Ohh yeah

[fossil heron]

Breakthrough is unbalanced

[solid hinge]

^

I barely get panzerstorm though off

[gray glade]

panzerstorm is so much better than the "tank battle" modes/maps we had in the past

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[uneven hollow]

Tbh I do wanna play on that part of the area on panzer storm from grand ops

[icy sluice]

It's funny seeing 5 tanks unable to take one damn objective lmao

[fossil heron]

Seems they upped the vehicle spawns in this play list?

[solid hinge]

Panzerstorm is definitely one of my favorite maps but I barely get it

[icy sluice]

It's after Narvik in Conquest Rotation iirc

[solid hinge]

i sometimes see certain maps cause i quit before their turn in the rotation

Hm

usually cause a map i hate

[uneven hollow]

Maybe those 5 tanks where AA tanks

[icy sluice]

no wait or Hamada, I don't recall

[fossil heron]

Everyone always leaves before panzerstorm

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[gray glade]

Some maps seem to suffer because they are after a bad map in rotation

[solid hinge]

That’s probably why I don’t get it

[fossil heron]

I like narvik

[solid hinge]

Usually after a game of narvik I’ll leave

Yeah narvik is fun except for the snipers everywhere

[fossil heron]

But the map has good cover at least

[solid hinge]

I got some good sniper kills in narvik

[gray glade]

i wish they could put rotterdam and devastation next to eachother in the rotation

[solid hinge]

i often quit iwo jima, aerodrome, and a couple other maps when they come up

Yeah

[gray glade]

if i wanna play both now i have to go through fjell

[solid hinge]

so i never usually see the maps after them

[gray glade]

https://tenor.com/view/yuck-gross-disgust-eww-steve-carell-gif-3556274

playing fjell is like stepping in dogshit

[solid hinge]

Fjell is pretty annoying yeah

Only thing to do is also be a sniper

[delicate herald]

Fjell is one of my favorite maps. Lol

[gray glade]

yeah sniping on fjell is alright

[icy sluice]

I usually play Fjell as a recon and run around, but I also mostly play it as a medic and spam smoke

[solid hinge]

Yeah

What do you guys think about aerodrome

[gray glade]

are community servers popular on consoles?

[delicate herald]

I despise aerodrome with every fiber of my body.

[uneven hollow]

No

[solid hinge]

I never actually played community on console

[uneven hollow]

Well atleast on PS4 I don’t see them

[solid hinge]

aerodrome sucks moth balls

[gray glade]

i never ever see them populated on pc, so i was just wondering

[uneven hollow]

Last time I saw one was hosting frontlines and it was the only one had like 13 players

[dense bone]

@solid hinge you take that back

[solid hinge]

no

[dense bone]

also youre name is probably against the rules

[solid hinge]

the part about aerodrome that’s fun is defending the hangar

[uneven hollow]

!!rules

[dense bone]

!!r4

[ruby trail]

Rule 4: Username, Status & Avatars
Your username, status, playing status & avatar must be appropriate. Blank names & disruptive or unusual unicode characters such as zalgo aren't allowed. Your avatar must not be inappropriate or offensive. Advertising via your nickname, status etc is not allowed. Depending on severity, you may be muted until you update your profile to comply with our rules.

[solid hinge]

That’s kind of all I guess for me

[uneven hollow]

Ah

[dense bone]

@uneven hollow fail regular

[uneven hollow]

[dense bone]

you do not deserve the status of regular

[solid hinge]

eh

[dense bone]

im just the warning guy

i really dont care

[uneven hollow]

I only know thy basic pleb commands but still trying to learn them

[solid hinge]

who wants to buy me ff7 remake

[dense bone]

me

[solid hinge]

send download code to dms

ps4!

Ngl most older games on PS4 are kinda dead

what games are u referring to

[uneven hollow]

Except for gta v for some reason

[solid hinge]

Like on BF4 only mode people play is conquest large and small

[tight rain]

Gta v refuses to die

[solid hinge]

Every other mode is dead

people still play gta?

Yes

[uneven hollow]

Yea

[solid hinge]

Many

[tight rain]

Yep

[uneven hollow]

Still somehow lives tho

[solid hinge]

sign

[uneven hollow]

Same with r6s

[tight rain]

Was just playing online earlier

[uneven hollow]

But that’s an understandable game

But gta on the other hand

[solid hinge]

R6 is pretty fun yeah

[uneven hollow]

[solid hinge]

Idk why GTA is still going

It gets boring

[uneven hollow]

Especially with the map would be nice if they added a new map

[solid hinge]

people still playing gta belong in prison

[gray glade]

some do gta roleplay or racing

[uneven hollow]

True

[echo turtle]

It's a sandbox and the somewhat constant updates bring players back

[uneven hollow]

Or do business

[solid hinge]

GTA RP looks cool but I got console so yeah

[hoary condor]

servers still getting ddosed?

[solid hinge]

In what

[hoary condor]

bfv ps4

[solid hinge]

I guess

Yeah

[uneven hollow]

I mean atleast it’s not like ps3 or Xbox 360 am I right

[tight rain]

They are?

Darn

[solid hinge]

I can’t connect after my game ended

[uneven hollow]

With all the hackers in those consoles

[hoary condor]

i haven't been able to connect all night

[uneven hollow]

[hoary condor]

i even played cod lol

[solid hinge]

can hackers get lost

[icy sluice]

@solid hinge Try doing a hard-reset on your playstation

[uneven hollow]

Tbh I kinda miss the hackers in ps3

[icy sluice]

Something happened with Playstation or something

[solid hinge]

i just wanna play bfv and quit in frustration a couple hours later

[uneven hollow]

They made tornados and such

[solid hinge]

Yeah usually I try spamming connect to servers if I can’t connect so imma try that

[uneven hollow]

It was weird but interesting

[icy sluice]

From what I was told, Playstation had some kind of issue that was fixed... or something

If you are having problems, a hard reset should fix it

[solid hinge]

Is BF4 still popular on pc or is it dead too

only a couple game modes got some servers

Yeah

Conquest rush tdm

Is toilet destruction a thing in BFV or do they not have the tech in it

no

I haven’t checked

Bruh

R6S clearly has the best toilet destruction

hard reset no work

fuck it

[icy sluice]

Don't think there's toilets in BFV

[solid hinge]

i'll just play nier

[crystal blaze]

Yeah where are the bathrooms in bf5

Theres not even outhouses

[solid hinge]

there are toilets in bfv

its called their pants

u dont think people werent shitting themselves on the daily in ww2

[worn flare]

Theres water in bfv

[dense bone]

this is ww2

just poo anywhere

[solid hinge]

Yeah I don’t think there is toilets in BFV actually

the houses dont have toilets

weird

Yeah

Plus the layout of the house is kinda weird

bed in living room

You’re wrong, Nyphon.

with no mattress

cause no tech for mattress

[tired moss]

What’s going on with the servers? It won’t connect once so ever

[solid hinge]

But yeah one time me and the whole squad were camping in that small closet room

This ain’t ww2

[dense bone]

this is ww2 like youve never seen before

[solid hinge]

It’s battlefield cyberpunk

Imagine having no bathroom in a house

Cyberpunk themed ww2

[dense bone]

portapotties

[solid hinge]

It’s WW2 I’m pretty sure they had toilets

[worn flare]

💩

[solid hinge]

I remember there was some fence that killed you if you jumped over it in twisted steel

Is it still there

[gray glade]

the fence to the toilet?

[solid hinge]

Idk

[gray glade]

thats why nobody poos in this game

we cant go there

[solid hinge]

Yeah I guess they just take shits in the snow in narvik and just put more snow over it

[worn flare]

[solid hinge]

Yup

[worn flare]

great

the one day i try to play the damn game

[solid hinge]

Play something else

Just play BF1 if you want to play BF

i tried

released i dont got many games

and the 4 i got downloaded took up all the space and it takes 3 days to download a game

BF4 is kinda dead on console though

^

[hollow bronze]

it is?

[solid hinge]

Yeah people only play conquest and rush

Occasionally tdm

and que times long asf

[hollow bronze]

Okay, I'll just wait

[solid hinge]

Yeah

BF4 is pretty fun though

i was just gonna play resident evil but im kinda pussy rn

I was playing the forest and I almost pissed myself

[tight rain]

The forest is a creepy game

[solid hinge]

shits scary

Yeah

not even cause its scary, but cause its creepy

[worn flare]

scary games are to scare for me

[solid hinge]

a bitch with 20 legs foor arms

Yeah giggles and stuff

[tight rain]

Only way i would play that game is if i had someone to suffer with me

[solid hinge]

i wanna play it on vr but no vr

;-;

[shy badger]

The forest is terrifying

[solid hinge]

Man I was playing solo and it was night time in the forest and I hear some giggles and then I just close the game

[tight rain]

You have some balls to wanna play the game on vr

[shy badger]

I remember how I could barely play the game without shitting myself

But

[solid hinge]

i want to

Yeah

on camera

Shits scary asf

[shy badger]

When I found out the flare gun bug

oh boy

[worn flare]

omg vr spooky

[solid hinge]

I’m never playing any VR horror game f that

i want to

rly bad

But you are scared?

Or what

[worn flare]

vr is way much money

[solid hinge]

Yeah honestly

I really want to get the oculus honestly

i am scared

[gray glade]

VR horror game sounds creepy as hell ngl

[solid hinge]

but being scared is fun

[worn flare]

Nintendo vr?????

[solid hinge]

Bruh

[worn flare]

[solid hinge]

whats the new nintendo console this month

Idk

There is one though

[worn flare]

the Wii, its pretty fun

[solid hinge]

Yes

I remember playing Black ops 2 on wii

Idk why

[worn flare]

cod for wii is amazing

motion controls

[solid hinge]

Man I honestly can’t wait for Eastern Europe expansion but there’s probably no tech

[worn flare]

there are leaked weapons, that look promising. Wont get released tho

[solid hinge]

dice give content?

when?

Ngl PPSH would be cool

If they do decide to make Europe expansion

[tight rain]

Mmmm ppsh

The rpm on it

[solid hinge]

Ikr

[worn flare]

data miners found some mmg thingy

[solid hinge]

I wonder what vehicles they would add

Lemme guess

It’s tachankas gun

But without the shield

[dapper bronze]

Can you imagine MMGs with shields

Noooooooo

[solid hinge]

Too op

Proning with that imagine

[worn flare]

one of the upgrade paths is with a shield

[dapper bronze]

You just come over a hill onto an objective

[solid hinge]

And just spray

[dapper bronze]

And there's just a solid line of shields looking at ya

[worn flare]

you got five whole squads of them lined up

[dapper bronze]

MMG campers Vs Recons

The ultimate war

[solid hinge]

Going Prone with that shield will probably cover your whole body

[worn flare]

chuck smoke nades and flank

[solid hinge]

Hmm

SVT would definitely be cool

Probably would be Similiar to the MAS

[dapper bronze]

You know what would be cool

[solid hinge]

Imagine rushing B

[dapper bronze]

Shields for top gunners

[worn flare]

Martini Henry in bfv, it has no place on being there but i would love that

[solid hinge]

Too op

Shields on top gunners

Hmmm

T34 yes

[worn flare]

nobody topguns when a tank is in a obj tho

[solid hinge]

Yeah

For obvious reasons though

[worn flare]

you can duck tho cant you?

[dapper bronze]

I mean yes

But then you can't shoot anything

[solid hinge]

It’s kind of annoying when you are top gunner but the tank gets hit by a shell and somehow you die

[dapper bronze]

And you can still get shot

Lol wat

Top gunners die about 2 seconds after they move there

Instant headshot

I swear moving to the top gun position sends out a flare for all snipers or smth

[solid hinge]

Like the tank gets hit by a shell by the track or something and you die

Why

[worn flare]

#savetopgunners

[solid hinge]

Wait hold up

I’ve only seen a plane with a rear gunner like once

[dapper bronze]

That's cuz plane gunners are terrible?

[solid hinge]

Yeah true

[crystal blaze]

Whenever a top gunner spawns in, the driver stops moving the tank and basically lets the gunner die

At least thats what i always see

[dapper bronze]

Nah you can be bouncing along at max speed and youll still get sniped

[solid hinge]

I go to top gun for 1 second to look around and instantly get 360 no scoped by some sniper

[dapper bronze]

It's the equivalent of running around on top of an empty hill while spotted with the entire enemy team being recons

[worn flare]

towing AA guns

[fossil heron]

That's a good strat actually

[dapper bronze]

Tbh one of the funniest things in bf is sitting in a transport not moving and watching enemies come right up in front

[crystal blaze]

Sometimes i sit in one of those aa guns and then a teammate drags me away with it

[dapper bronze]

And then just mowing them down

[crystal blaze]

Thats a good strategy for sector 1 of mercury breakthrough

[worn flare]

lol they put you in a good spot and then just yoink you away

[dapper bronze]

Why the first AA gun on hamada isn't towable is beyond me

[celest wagon]

is it not?

[crystal blaze]

I think there are some towable aa guns

[dapper bronze]

No :/

[celest wagon]

i don't play hamada enough

[dapper bronze]

I only play hamada

You can't move it from the start which enemy planes never have to go near if they don't want

[worn flare]

hamada is ok

[dapper bronze]

I get my highest fps on hamada so

[solid hinge]

Honestly the only reason I don’t like playing Japanese maps like Solomon Islands or Iwo Jima is because it’s kind of hard to get around

[dapper bronze]

Solomon Islands 🤢

[solid hinge]

Like as soon as the game starts the transports just take off without letting anyone in

[worn flare]

i love all the maps 👀

[crystal blaze]

Wake island isnt fun imo

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[dapper bronze]

Pacific storm is the only good one

And even that has absolute cancer planes

[crystal blaze]

Iwo jima is great on breakthrough

[solid hinge]

Yeah pacific storm is kind of cool

[dapper bronze]

Never played iwo

[crystal blaze]

On conquest its just fighting at 2 points

[dapper bronze]

But wake and Solomon are terrible

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[worn flare]

[crystal blaze]

Solomon is sometimes fun

But usually im dying to shotguns and smgs

[solid hinge]

Solomon is annoying honestly

[worn flare]

iwo jima breakthrough

[dapper bronze]

Solomon first sector

Pew pew ya dead

Solomon second sector

Boom a recon headshot you through literally 100m of pure smoke

[solid hinge]

Outpost is pretty fun on a Couple of maps

[worn flare]

STG and just book it

[fleet spruce]

2 actually

[crystal blaze]

Solomon first 2 sectors is basically dying to lvts and the rest is shotgun only

[worn flare]

damn F for ps4

[solid hinge]

Most of the time I just rush Sherman’s or LVTs with Lunge mines because I already know I’ll die either way

[crystal blaze]

Good point

Have you ever used a lunge mine on a tank only to fall backwards and then get crushed by the same tank

[worn flare]

i go bazooka then boomstick more dramatic

[solid hinge]

Yeah that’s annoying

[crystal blaze]

I can only use lunge mines against infantry and light armor

[worn flare]

when i charge at the tank and it starts to drive away

[solid hinge]

Yeah I usually shoot at them with the PIAT and then Lunge mine them

Nah the rocket launcher lunge mine tactic is pretty effective if the tank is distracted

You got to do on their sides

[crystal blaze]

Tfw you charge at a tank and then your teammates take the kill instead

[solid hinge]

Yeah

Or the tank just drives away

Or just blows you up

[crystal blaze]

Thats like 90% of my experience with lunge mines

[solid hinge]

I’ve gotten many lunge mine destroys on unsuspecting tanks honestly

[worn flare]

i charge and then the tank turns and just turns me into ash

[solid hinge]

Or you just get mowed down by some support

[tight rain]

[crystal blaze]

I found out that using an lmg while standing on top of a tank is basically a better top gunner

[worn flare]

yes

[crystal blaze]

I can actually not die with the tank

[fossil heron]

Yeah

Less BTK too

[little pasture]

i think dice is teasing us towards a USSR DLC

[tight rain]

I sure hope so

[worn flare]

IN STALIN we dont trust

[fossil heron]

@little pasture whys that?

[little pasture]

we are getting russian weapons

and people are data mining and finding leaks about a possible russian DLC

[fossil heron]

They data mined the welrod a year ago and its still not in the game

[worn flare]

tbh who would use that

[fossil heron]

A silenced pistol?

[fierce egret]

anyone have luck connecting?

[worn flare]

suppressors only do the hit marker thing, like if you get hit with one you dont know from where

[fossil heron]

Yeah but its a unique gun

[worn flare]

i guess

[fossil heron]

The point is that just because it was data mined doesn't mean they'll release it

[gray saffron]

the welrod was for 5v5 though, cause they had all sorts of extra classes/roles that had special gear and weapons. the russian stuff.. i dunno seems a bit too far for the addition of 5v5 etc. could be future content for the inevitable eastern front chapter

[fossil heron]

Ya actually think its inevitable?

[gray saffron]

yeah

[fossil heron]

They keep scrapping content

I hope you're right

[gray saffron]

they want to do the entire ww2 and its theatres. we've seen them churn through the early war stuff (1940 - 1941) to geto to pacific theatre (1941-1942)

[worn flare]

what about the chauchaut (idk how to spell it) why is it no in mulitplayer

[gray saffron]

it makes sense that the tow continues adding new theatres overtime

and these will be a big content launch and something they can use to get new players. like they did with pacific

i think after they're done with pacific they'll go do america vs germany in occupied europe. work that a bit out. then eventually switch to soviets vs germies and let them march into the fall of berlin

[solid hinge]

Jer

I’m proud of you

[lilac pumice]

Eh, they aren't really attempting to do its entirety, they left out Poland lol, Westerplatte would be fun

[solid hinge]

You’ve finally said something good

[gray saffron]

🙂

thanks, musti. i shall pin that comment above my bed 😄

[solid hinge]

Good boy

[lilac pumice]

that is something I reccomend DICE and EA to add

westerplatte

[solid hinge]

They started tow with 1940

[worn flare]

they need to add toilets

[crystal blaze]

You take dumps whenever you want

In battlefield

[lilac pumice]

Anyway are the servers down again

Me and my friend on PS4 cannont log in what so ever

[gray saffron]

well, they started it out from the british perspective. the prologue litterally starts with churchill's speech about going to war against germany. so it makes sense they start with eh first big invasion of britain in norway. and the defense of france (and its fall), the german blitzkrieg across europe. the part where britian was trying to keep germany out of africa in the north africa campaign. after that we switched to the american perspective which pretty much started after pearl harbor and kickstarted the pacific theatre

[lilac pumice]

Oh

so

no Russia I guess

[gray saffron]

russia can still come

[fossil heron]

I get what they intended to do but with the state of the game do you think that's still going to happen?

[lilac pumice]

Ik but like

Eventually

[gray saffron]

yeah, eastern front started earlier than pacific, but dice isn't stupid. people were hammering about WHERE'S AMERICANS, THIS ISN'T A REAL WW2 GAME WITHOUT THE M1 GARAND!!! so obviously america get dibs.

[solid hinge]

It will but with ton of bugs

[lilac pumice]

I dont get why they would fuss, we may have ended the war in its entirety but we aren't the true victors

[fossil heron]

The war ending was a victory for everyone besides the germans

[gray saffron]

and the japanese

[lilac pumice]

hmmm

[solid hinge]

And italy

[lilac pumice]

"victory"

[fossil heron]

Japanese lost the worse

[solid hinge]

But italy got shit on

[lilac pumice]

Italy switched sides

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[fossil heron]

Yeah lol

[lilac pumice]

same with the Finns

[fossil heron]

Last second

[solid hinge]

I thought the finns were neutral

[gray saffron]

and austria!

[lilac pumice]

No

[solid hinge]

But still accepted the help they got from the germans

[tight rain]

Not quite

[lilac pumice]

The finns joined the Axis after the German invasion of Russia

[fossil heron]

Russia got half of Germany but what did they really gain from that?

[solid hinge]

Ow lol

[lilac pumice]

Russia controlled all of eastern Europe

[gray saffron]

rip wall

[lilac pumice]

they got a lot from that

they took Berlin

ended the war in Europe

they are the victors

they had the manpower

[solid hinge]

"YOU HAVE LOST CONNECTION TO THE EA SERVERS"

[lilac pumice]

they were industrializing

[fossil heron]

They just held onto it for a while but it didn't really improve thier economy

[lilac pumice]

The Germans started the war in Europea, the Russian destablized Germany before the Americans got the chance, Russia could have won in Europe without D-day even

We just stepped in as an early effort of containment

[solid hinge]

servers back up when?

[lilac pumice]

Prolly tonight, this is just my estimate

@solid hinge

[dapper bronze]

Bruh

[solid hinge]

world goes back to normal when?

[dapper bronze]

EA servers dying everyday now

:/

[solid hinge]

lmao

before i got bfv, bf1 was down every single day

Yea my servers are down to 😒

[lilac pumice]

Hmmm, world goes back to normal, well if we let the virus go out of control, hmmm within 2 years, if we keep containing it and quarantining give it 20 years

@solid hinge

[shy badger]

of course

[solid hinge]

economy recover when?

BFV on Xbox in 30 mins anyone down?

[dapper bronze]

Just like dice has been working on fixing bf5

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge try #lfg-xbox

[dapper bronze]

Hehehe.... He...

[lilac pumice]

For the farmers and landowners, very shortly

[solid hinge]

#lfg-xbox is dead

lmao

[patent siren]

No it’s not

[lilac pumice]

city folk, give it 5 years

[solid hinge]

i get a stimulus check when?

[lilac pumice]

i mean the plague ended feudalusm

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge and you won’t get any squad members here

jk i wont, im a dependent smh

[lilac pumice]

lel

If your a housewife, your husband is likely a klanner

jk

[solid hinge]

the only think we can do is just keep rocking the yankee with no brim

[fossil heron]

I got my 12 hunnit

Might fuck around and buy 1 elite idk

[solid hinge]

i only have 80 dollars to my name

[lilac pumice]

woah wtf, damn

[solid hinge]

gotta make it last for the next 2 years

[fossil heron]

How much debt?

[solid hinge]

shiiid

lots

[fossil heron]

Welp

Sucks to suck

[solid hinge]

well, maybe 6k

[fossil heron]

Thats not bad

[solid hinge]

or 7

[fossil heron]

You're still wealthier than most Americans then

[solid hinge]

i am murican

[lilac pumice]

only black people can say shiiid jk, but that is pretty ghetto fo you

[solid hinge]

maybe i am black

[lilac pumice]

Oh, hello sister

[solid hinge]

that the 7k is just my loans

[lilac pumice]

wait

[solid hinge]

my mom took out a parent plus loan on top of my student loans for other stuff

so my student loan is like 17k, but im only responsible for 7

[lilac pumice]

ight wont say sister no more

[solid hinge]

my mom gotta owe the 10

and pls dont

student loan forgiveness when?

[fossil heron]

When you die

[solid hinge]

im sure the debt just goes to next of kin

Maybe take this to #general

Anyone else having server issues ?

servers down

per usual

[lilac pumice]

^

[solid hinge]

I cried big tear

2nd time this week holy fuck ea

[lilac pumice]

same @solid hinge

[solid hinge]

I'm playing the war stories hehe

it used to be down everyday

[ashen star]

So it’s not my Xbox live?

[solid hinge]

no

[lilac pumice]

no

[solid hinge]

No it's just EA

[lilac pumice]

damnit stop answering before me

[solid hinge]

ea cheap server rooms is dow

down

And they've said nothing yet because... Uh... Idk

I think ea is run by monkeys

[lilac pumice]

bitch

[solid hinge]

EA server rooms im sure is just a laptop with a bunch of 8gb usb drives

[ashen star]

Great because I just reset my whole ass Xbox to fix my live and I was about to be pissed

[solid hinge]

Lol

Binch

Northern names are the worst

There is not 1 single human Brain ea

Norjstraden

[fossil heron]

Freeman spoke on it on twitter

[lilac pumice]

If your meaning to be racist I swear to god, this monkey right here finna beat ass

[solid hinge]

EA stop being cheap and use real server rooms

Bjvorkesnatdend

Eojerkenwokenstatedt

@lilac pumice nah the animal man

But that will cost them more MONEY

Saying this because of Nordlys(?)

Nordlys sucks ass

then they will charge us more money

I don’t why anyone would even take it that. Way

I'm playing it I don't care

Good

It still sucks ass

"why women in my video game" shut up I'm gonna piss my pants you freak

[lilac pumice]

I mean, solvieg be kinda thicc

[fossil heron]

Yeah its bad

[solid hinge]

it sucks harder than i used to suck my ex

The story is boring

Oof

It is bad I have to say but I still am gonna piss ur pants

[fossil heron]

Great image thank you

[solid hinge]

skin: gone

Imagine you wake up after a night of drinking and ur like "OAUGH SOMEONE PISSED MY PANTS"

[lilac pumice]

heh white ass

[solid hinge]

How do I ski

[crystal blaze]

T

[solid hinge]

Her gloves look dumb I hate her feet

thats a funny way to spell oof

thats how i read that word

or im illiterate

[lilac pumice]

I read it like off

[solid hinge]

Ski warfare when

[crystal blaze]

You can do that in the war story

[lilac pumice]

When swedish troops invade Russia in the winter

[crystal blaze]

You can toss knives while skiing

[lilac pumice]

they cant lose

[solid hinge]

"we don't have the tech" laugh, laugh now at my funny joke

in switzerland expansion

[lilac pumice]

oh god

2nd Swedish Empire when?

[solid hinge]

🇸🇪

Hello

reunite yugoslavia when?

Flags are real bad huh

[lilac pumice]

East Prussia becomes German again when?

Silesia Becomes German again when?

Hinterpommern Becomes German again when?

[patent siren]

Bro

My servers are fine

[lilac pumice]

hmm rly

[patent siren]

🤣 sorry

[fossil heron]

Its a ps4 problem

[lilac pumice]

BITCH

[patent siren]

Ohh my bad

Good luck with that legends

[lilac pumice]

I oughta give you one cross your lip

FRED SANFORD NOISES

[patent siren]

Don’t make me get my pimp rings on mf

[lilac pumice]

Dont lemme get my

STATE CHAMPIONSHIP MARCHING BAND RINGS

lol

[main rover]

Fix ur servers idiots

[solid hinge]

OK so

Battlefield gay?

[fossil heron]

Very

[lilac pumice]

LGBT people work for dice

[solid hinge]

lets save battlefield

i want this franchise to survive

[lilac pumice]

dont worry im not a homophobe

[fossil heron]

Like I said they need to add Sam Rockwells uniform from Jojo Rabbit

[lilac pumice]

OH YES

ADMINS

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge Ffs

Let it die in peace

[lilac pumice]

THIS GUY HAD A GREAT IDEAS

no

@solid hinge

@solid hinge im with you

[fossil heron]

Just re release bf4

[solid hinge]

Make some fucking space so it can die in peace

Don’t you see it’s in pain?

yes

do i look humane to u

no

put it on life support

and force it to stay alive

Did you know on Nordlys you can ski underneath the bridge lmao

[lilac pumice]

We are black, inhumanity is our expertise

[solid hinge]

I just tried it it's so good

Nyoom

Mothercuckers

Hello???

[lilac pumice]

NAH WE DIDNT KNOW

WE TOTALLY DIDNT

LIKE

[solid hinge]

DISCORD DELETED SOMETHING.

[lilac pumice]

FR

[solid hinge]

I SAW IT.

[crystal blaze]

I remember stealing a transport truck in one war story

[lilac pumice]

I said NAH N-WORD

[solid hinge]

OH I SEE

[lilac pumice]

WHITE ASS

[fossil heron]

Not see?

[solid hinge]

how come u didnt get muted

[lilac pumice]

GLACIER ASS LOOKIN BOI

idk

[fossil heron]

I tried saying the german N word 10 times and didnt get muted

I thought it was broken

[lilac pumice]

lol

[fossil heron]

Like y cant I say this in a ww2 game discord

It fucked me up

[gray saffron]

vietnam would be the best setting for customizations imo

[fossil heron]

Or

[solid hinge]

Niger

[fossil heron]

Hear me out

[solid hinge]

Hehe

Heheeheehehehe

[fossil heron]

Present day

[lilac pumice]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[gray saffron]

present day? D:

[solid hinge]

🇳🇪

[fossil heron]

I was trying to sat na zi

[gray saffron]

we'll all just end up looking like mall ninjas

[fossil heron]

And thats not cool uncanny

[uneven hollow]

Or you could say natsee

[gray saffron]

or you could try not to circumvent the censoring 😦

[solid hinge]

Niger has more people than my country

[fossil heron]

I shall not @gray saffron

[lilac pumice]

@solid hinge also

[solid hinge]

Niger has like 22x the number of people in my country actually wtf

[lilac pumice]

how well are the SD party doing

Sweden Democrats

I lowkey like them

[solid hinge]

Thot u meant Shitty Dick

[lilac pumice]

Black Conservatism be like

other end of the bell curve

[solid hinge]

servers back up yes?

No

fuck

[uneven hollow]

But why

Is it because dice abandoned the PS4 server because they couldn’t give tech

[rotund beacon]

@fossil heron when I do play recon, I use the trench carbine with the full auto and iron sights. I still bum rush

[solid hinge]

give battlefield to kojima

so he can make a battlefield game to surpass metal gear

Fuck no

[uneven hollow]

I mean I have to agree that it’s a no

[solid hinge]

Give it to Mojang

[uneven hollow]

[fossil heron]

Ew

[uneven hollow]

Better yet give it Bethesda

[solid hinge]

battleworld, battlefield transformed

[fossil heron]

Kojima is not a good developer anymore

[solid hinge]

LMAOOO

[fossil heron]

His hayday is over

[solid hinge]

death stranding slaps, dont @ me

[uneven hollow]

Nothing could go wrong with the hands of Bethesda

[solid hinge]

@uneven hollow 120 a year subscription incoming

[fossil heron]

Death stranding slaps dick

Its very bad

Boring and bad writing

[uneven hollow]

It just works

[solid hinge]

death stranding slaps harder than my ex used to slap my ass

;-;

[glacial pagoda]

fallout 76 be like new update

[solid hinge]

fallout 76 functional?

[glacial pagoda]

is it?

[uneven hollow]

When fallout 76 has a better update than bfv

[fossil heron]

Was your ex boring and unattractive? Because it shares some more aspects of death stranding

[uneven hollow]

[solid hinge]

@uneven hollow this actually made me laugh 😂

[glacial pagoda]

haha im fallout 76

[uneven hollow]

[glacial pagoda]

[uneven hollow]

I mean to be fair fallout 76 and bfv could be brothers

[solid hinge]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[uneven hollow]

With how they went

[fossil heron]

Not comparable

[solid hinge]

Almost twins 🤣

bethesda and ea been shit lately

well, thats an understatement

You don’t say?

[fossil heron]

F76 is more comparable to death stranding

Walking simulators

[solid hinge]

i used to work at fedex

10/10 simulation game

[uneven hollow]

Well fallout with delays and bfv with coming soon
Bfv with no tech fallout with it just works
Fallout with its just a feature bfv with its complicated

And true on the walking part

[solid hinge]

Ok guys

I need some advice

just slap her

[fossil heron]

Its too small @solid hinge

[solid hinge]

Is FO76 worth the 5 bucks?

[fossil heron]

No

[solid hinge]

nvm i thought u meant gf advice

Thanks

[fossil heron]

Im surprised its not f2p yet

[solid hinge]

I wouldn’t take advice from someone who still thinks of her ex

[gray saffron]

5 bucks

wut

where

[solid hinge]

Jer

Calm down

[fossil heron]

So true

[solid hinge]

It’s ok

[uneven hollow]

5 bucks is 5 bucks

[gray saffron]

don't go throwing around fake sales, you'd give me a heart attack 😦

[solid hinge]

was just ironic humor 😔

@solid hinge and it was funny

They were good jokes

[fossil heron]

I'd need to be paid to play it tho honestly

[uneven hollow]

Understandable

[solid hinge]

How much u want

[uneven hollow]

Because the cosmetics in that game

Like chill on the prices

[fossil heron]

Im a big fallout fan too

[solid hinge]

i mean, if u bought it u basically was just paying to be a tester

I’m more of a TES fan

[fossil heron]

Same

[solid hinge]

The lore is RICH

[fossil heron]

But still a big fan of fallout

[uneven hollow]

When TES online is better than fallout online

[solid hinge]

I can’t get into fallout

TES Online isn’t bad

It used to be

[fossil heron]

It's good if you like mmos

Todd Howard didnt touch it tho

[uneven hollow]

I mean if anything tes online is a better mmo

[solid hinge]

Godd Howard

TELL ME THE SWEET LITTLE LIES

[uneven hollow]

Than that of godd Howard

[fossil heron]

He ruined my childhood

[solid hinge]

howard slapped my ice cream cone out my hands and said no one will believe u

😂

when i was a kid

[uneven hollow]

Well then you said the lyrics time to watch the video

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge but it worked

lmao

[uneven hollow]

True it just works

[solid hinge]

https://youtu.be/hFcLyDb6niA

[uneven hollow]

Thank you

[solid hinge]

The comments are gold 😂😂

[uneven hollow]

https://youtu.be/YPN0qhSyWy8

[solid hinge]

todd gaslights the player base

[uneven hollow]

In return have this link

of Godd Howard singing

[split bison]

Is it jusr me that cant log on

To bfv

Are servers down?

[solid hinge]

yes

[uneven hollow]

On PS4

[solid hinge]

Do people still play any final stand maps?

Like hangar 21?

[uneven hollow]

Final stand as in the 4th day of grand ops

[crystal blaze]

I got it on arras, devastation and fjell

[solid hinge]

I dont mean bfv

I mean bf4

[crystal blaze]

The only enjoyable final stand is arras

[solid hinge]

Like the map hangar 21

Or op whiteout

[gray saffron]

final stand dlc he means for bf4

[uneven hollow]

Ah

[gray saffron]

premium stuff is usally quite low in older bfs

you might find some servershere and there, but not a lot. i know there is like only one gun master server in bf3 and it's ziba tower only

[solid hinge]

Premium > tow

Its $40 rn on xbox for bf4

premium

[gray saffron]

thats a terrible deal

get it when it's 10 or so

[solid hinge]

ok

40 is too fucking expensive

It was 5/7 in the ps store

Idk if it changes or no

And to buy a dlc is 15

Don’t bother buying it

[gray saffron]

just wait

[solid hinge]

Most players play the base maps only

[split bison]

Yeah on ps4 bfv is down

[solid hinge]

it goes on sale frequently

[gray saffron]

for summer sales or wahtever

[split bison]

Cant log on

[solid hinge]

If a game or service goes down i always check on down detector

search it up

[uneven hollow]

This channel doesn’t have one right

[solid hinge]

No

[teal compass]

"Look Hans! We made it across to the end of the factory floor!"

• Tiger commander probably

[uneven hollow]

Hans! Why are you misaki how did you turn into misaki

[void yarrow]

Anyone else waiting for frontlines...

[uneven hollow]

Gunter to him self: how am I turning into misaki and why am I turning into misaki

[crystal blaze]

No gunter wait no

[uneven hollow]

Nani Kurt is also Turing into misaki

Nani how is it possible for Ernst to become misaki

Even the tanks and planes are turning into misaki

[teal compass]

no

[solid hinge]

I agree with bismarck

[crystal blaze]

Helmut too

[uneven hollow]

Not helmut too

Wait what’s this the high command said that smoll man with funny mustache just turned into misaki

[teal compass]

don't bypass the filter u nerd

[crystal blaze]

Friendship pact

They got a fresh batch of misakis

[uneven hollow]

Each misaki can kill up to 64 soldiers

Meaning the friendship pact will win

[crystal blaze]

Of course

This is alternate history

[solid hinge]

severs back on yes?

[uneven hollow]

[solid hinge]

i my highest killstreak was done with misaki and katana

called in smoke barrage

and ran inside and cut mfs down

NO THE SERVERSSSSS ARE NOT BACK ON

man

And it will never be on

It’s over

Finished

fin

BFV PS4 support got cancelled

[uneven hollow]

Just like African servers

[solid hinge]

it was a 17 killstreak btw forgot to mention

And middle eastern

[uneven hollow]

[solid hinge]

That’s a nice killstreak

[uneven hollow]

And the Aussie servers

[solid hinge]

its EA saying fuck u pay me

[uneven hollow]

Followed by xbone

The every other servers

Until pc gets shutdown

[solid hinge]

European servers are filled with middle eastern players

[uneven hollow]

Bfv is no more we did it guys

[solid hinge]

Damn

tf

That was fast

U truly are a ninja

i didnt delete it

Servers still down ?

YESS

i was gonna follow up with servers being down was ea response to the bad thing

that i just mentioned

i didnt say any bad words

EA hates u 🙈

they tryna silence me

Didn’t surprise me that they are doing it in the cheap way

what was wrong with what i said to anyone who saw it

I didn’t see it well

Just a flash

oop

i wont try again

i smell a ban coming

DEW IT

I believe in you. You can defeat EA the evil moustache comapany

i'll like to have a talk with ea board

🔪

just a talk

[uneven hollow]

What word was it

[solid hinge]

i legit said no bad word

[strange gull]

Man the thing that sucks about kill streaks is they only count for one round at a time. No telling what mine would be if it went round to round.

[uneven hollow]

I would say can you dm on what you put

But idk

Ah I know what you put that got censored you said

Dot (org)

Apparently that is censored

[solid hinge]

😩

What word did u use

[uneven hollow]

Dot (org)

[solid hinge]

Lol

What’s wrong with that

.com

[uneven hollow]

Idk

[solid hinge]

.org

i see

[uneven hollow]

Well probably put something before .org

[solid hinge]

i did

thanos snapped

[uneven hollow]

Well yea but to andres

[hybrid dragon]

That site has been blacklisted

[uneven hollow]

Ah

[solid hinge]

Nachooooo

[hybrid dragon]

also this is battlefield not a petition channel

[solid hinge]

Get me some nachosss

i wasnt petitioning

just mentioned it

[teal compass]

YEET

[uneven hollow]

Where you nacho when that one guy literally tried making a petition for dday

That was a weird moment

[hybrid dragon]

?

[amber pine]

mania?

[uneven hollow]

Yea

Apparently there was a pole here

But idk

[amber pine]

riptor put it up

and mania didnt want to lose it in the sea of messages

[uneven hollow]

Well yea but later mania tried to enforce it right

Well tried

[amber pine]

petition to get dday on bfv

thats what he did

[fossil heron]

Hamada is a mad map

[uneven hollow]

Indeed let’s talk about bfv

[amber pine]

its the worst map

[fossil heron]

Dday would be a worse map

[crystal blaze]

Is hamada conquest still conquest assault

I remember in 2018 when it was hamada conquest it was basically that

[fossil heron]

I didn't play hamada in 2018

Its bad in 2020 if anyone is wondering

[solid hinge]

It’s aids

[crystal blaze]

Well basically the germans had all objectives in the start

[fossil heron]

Its boring

[uneven hollow]

Wait

[fossil heron]

It's pretty but its boring

[crystal blaze]

I just dont like the amount of snipers on hamada

[uneven hollow]

If germans had all the objectives on that map and japan had all the objectives on wake why didn’t to the japs had all the objectives on Iwo Jima

[fossil heron]

I dont like the amount of nothing on Hamada

[crystal blaze]

Good point

[fossil heron]

Ive made better maps in farcry in an hour

[uneven hollow]

Like it makes perfect sense for Iwo Jima to have all objectives captured by the japs

[fossil heron]

This game doesn't make sense

[thorny hound]

Is the server down?

[fossil heron]

For ps4 ye

[thorny hound]

great

[fossil heron]

Youre missing out on some riveting Hamada action

[thorny hound]

all i have to do is play the intro and that one scene sums it up

[fossil heron]

Do you know what this map needs?

More sand

[crystal blaze]

Sand in the ocean too

[fossil heron]

Just like

2 metric tons of sand

[thorny hound]

more planes

[fossil heron]

All planes

[crystal blaze]

Thats for fjell

[fossil heron]

Forget the ground action

[thorny hound]

AT guns just inside your spawn you can camp on

more airfields with mines auto deployed?

[fossil heron]

Nah