battlefield-legacy-titles

[prime pine]

@desert dune gens being flooded

[shrewd linden]

Jeezus fucking christ

[amber pine]

Call in the reinforcements

[pale meteor]

Calling V1

[solid hinge]

Man general is cancer

[shrewd linden]

Yo Mods we got a Problem!

[solid hinge]

So whats going on in bfv today?

[shrewd linden]

Lots of stuff

[errant root]

iT's NOt iN tHE soFTwArE iT's NOt iN tHE soFTwArE - incompetent DICE devs who failed coding class and graduated college with a 70%

[fading jetty]

ew furry

[shrewd linden]

Mainly crashing

[solid hinge]

Like russian theator

@solid hinge oi

[shrewd linden]

That's the Goal Josh

[solid hinge]

WAIT LOL

FUCKIN POWER MOVE

[shrewd linden]

He shoulda watched his punctuation

[prime pine]

Nothing much... The usual authenticity people are whining and bitching.

[solid hinge]

I Like how it looks like he's 12 in his pfp

[fading jetty]

ur hiding behind an anime pfp u fat fuck

[shrewd linden]

I mean, if he came from CoD it makes sense

[solid hinge]

Im not a furry tho

[shrewd linden]

I am, I'm the fuzzball

[solid hinge]

O wait nvm

[prime pine]

??

[soft juniper]

Furry love saying hes not a furry

[shrewd linden]

Awoo Swing Awoo

[solid hinge]

Thas not anime thas just imataion art

[prime pine]

Who is furry who is who what

[shrewd linden]

I'm a Furry

Specifically a Gay Furry

[solid hinge]

[pale meteor]

[prime pine]

Ohhhhh right

[solid hinge]

Should prolly take this to #general

[shrewd linden]

Probably

[pale meteor]

[fossil heron]

Id rather have a furry friend than a bully friend

[solid hinge]

^

We are excepting in this server

[shrewd linden]

Yeee, Go starfish

[prime pine]

Accepting not excepting

[solid hinge]

O whoops thanks

[amber pine]

Specifically a Gay Furry
@shrewd linden what the heck

[shrewd linden]

Lol haha

I am, I'm a Gay Furry

[amber pine]

Just left for a few minutes to dee this

See

[shrewd linden]

Yup, that's what you get to see

[amber pine]

I was in a different server and when I came back to a alcoholic Barney

[shrewd linden]

What??

[amber pine]

Ya

And the Barney said
I live Jin
Jin loves me
Holy shot I have to pee

Shit

[shrewd linden]

What the

[amber pine]

Yeah I know

[shrewd linden]

Okay then

[slim pecan]

Who want taste my special dicc sauce

[amber pine]

Sultan?

[shrewd linden]

Dude, seriously. Chill

[slim pecan]

🤣

[shrewd linden]

You've been soft blocked by like 8 people.

[amber pine]

I saw you were doing a speech last night sultan

[slim pecan]

When

[amber pine]

Good of you to give medical workers a raise

[shrewd linden]

Hahaha

[slim pecan]

What r u even talking about

[amber pine]

$400

That’s so helpful

[shrewd linden]

So very helpful

[amber pine]

No I’m serious

[shrewd linden]

I know

[amber pine]

Last night the sultan gave an announcement

[shrewd linden]

I'd greatly enjoy 400$ extra a month

[slim pecan]

Which sultan

[amber pine]

Hassanal Bolkiah

Gen is getting spammed again

[fossil heron]

I dont even remember blocking sultan

[shrewd linden]

He was the one asking for Gays to add him the other day.

[solid hinge]

why is reddit so fucking toxic omg

[shrewd linden]

It's Reddit

[solid hinge]

i dont even mean the battlefield sub

[shrewd linden]

What did you expect

[solid hinge]

just reddit in general

and twitter

[shrewd linden]

Yes I know

[solid hinge]

and insta

everything in general

whats wrong with this generation 😭

[shrewd linden]

Ok Boomer.

[elfin rampart]

Breakthrough on BFV anyone?

[prime pine]

People are fucking idiots

Thats why ghosty

[shrewd linden]

Yeah they are

[solid hinge]

im actually a zoomer but ok zoomer

i havent used social media in forever but i peeped today

[shrewd linden]

Thanks, I'm a Millennial who doesn't act like one

[solid hinge]

i been dosed with so much toxicity

[shrewd linden]

I actually hate most Social Media

[solid hinge]

i didnt grow up with a phone

[shrewd linden]

Me neither

[fossil heron]

Ah

[solid hinge]

or much technology

so i guess thats why im boomer like

[prime pine]

Discord is social media.

[solid hinge]

but jfc

[shrewd linden]

I said Most

[prime pine]

Im referring to what ghosty said

[shrewd linden]

Ahhh

Right

Okay

[solid hinge]

i said everthing

[fossil heron]

If you communicate with any in that media its social media

[solid hinge]

i didnt exclude discord

[prime pine]

Owo

I see

[solid hinge]

its toxic here too

[fossil heron]

Ye

[prime pine]

True but its lless toxic than facebook

[solid hinge]

i just come across it less, cause how u meet people on here sorta diff i guess

[fossil heron]

Im a part of that toxic

Residual toxicity from OW

[shrewd linden]

It's less toxic that alot of standard social media

[solid hinge]

i think its cause communities here are more

tight knit in a way

thats kinda why i gravitated here last year i think

[fossil heron]

People here care about their rep

[amber pine]

He was the one asking for Gays to add him the other day.
@shrewd linden wait what!!???!!!?

[shrewd linden]

That's true

Yes he was

Search the chat

Search for Gay, it pops up near the top

[soft juniper]

[fossil heron]

Searches for gay and the whole chat pops up

[solid hinge]

today i actually browsed social media today out of boredom and to see whats the new waves and outrage, i been dosed with so much ego and toxicity

i feel myself

losing my already none existent hope

[soft juniper]

My office worship Reddit like some fucking godess

[amber pine]

Oh I thought you were talking about the leader

I just saw what he did

[solid hinge]

reddit is trash

[shrewd linden]

No no no, Sultan

[solid hinge]

ur office is prob

gay tbh

[soft juniper]

While I sometime use 4chan for some info

[shrewd linden]

Uh, Ghost. I'm gay, literally

[solid hinge]

ik

[amber pine]

Oh

[soft juniper]

I work at Gearbox HTD btw

[amber pine]

Well you see

[shrewd linden]

I work in my bed asleep for like 10 minutes a day

[amber pine]

You’re the first gay I met

[solid hinge]

im gay for mommy gf with biggie milky and penis

lmao

i referenced the meme

[amber pine]

Woah

[solid hinge]

am i cool

[amber pine]

Idk

[soft juniper]

Gei

[shrewd linden]

I love that you say you're done with social media being toxic then immediately jump into the Waste Vat straight after. Lol

[solid hinge]

idek what it is

someone showed it to me

whats vat

lmao

i just looked up waste vat and it showing me government shit

[shrewd linden]

Hahaha

[solid hinge]

what is it from

[main grove]

I wonder if they’ll add some sort of Europe equivalent to the Katana battle pickup

Like a trench mace or even a longsword

Just remembered the BF1 trench raider’s constant loud grunting

[solid hinge]

i wish katana was a melee weapon

like one u could keep in armory

[main grove]

puts down medic crate

RRRGHHH

[solid hinge]

ofc nerf it to 2 melee hit for a kill

No

Why do the bats only do 35 damage btw

Like they are BATS

I just want more damage:(

[prime pine]

It sucks yeah

They should do 40

[solid hinge]

You mean 50

[prime pine]

45!

[solid hinge]

60

[prime pine]

Hand tools do 55

[solid hinge]

55 final offer

[fossil heron]

I feel like irl they do 35 damage

Unless a headshot

That does 200

Glen and Abraham

[solid hinge]

What do you mean?

If you get hit with a bat irl you don't just be like cool ill hit back you are on the ground in agony

[prime pine]

I gota little thing where i witnessed my own shadow batting the guy

Which added onto the brutality

[solid hinge]

yes katanaes

and all melee should do 50 damage imo

[fossil heron]

@soft juniper randy pitchford is a tool

[prime pine]

"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

[solid hinge]

i just want battlefield vietnam again

serious next game should be titled "Battlefield "VI-etnam"

i will send an f100 super sabre to the studio and drop napalm

[shrewd linden]

OML if that did that whoever came up with the name would be fired on the spot

[solid hinge]

i will praise that man

or woman

[shrewd linden]

Then rehired because they're the saving grace of BF right now

[solid hinge]

I WANT BATTLEFIELD VIETNAM

WOOOO

[uneven hollow]

For some reason I think napalm strike might be censored tho but idk

Or because of no tech

One of those two

[solid hinge]

battlefield vietnam could be a mixture of both modern and historical combat

[uneven hollow]

So Cold War then battlefield Cold War

[shrewd linden]

I mean, they took out Dragons breath shotgun shells in 3 and 4 so I can see why Napalm wouldn't be in Vietnam

Anything Incindiery like that is deemed illegal warfare.

[solid hinge]

but we still have flamethrowers...

and artillery strikes

[amber pine]

Burn the forest

[solid hinge]

and the v1 rocket

[uneven hollow]

Well yea but those two are different things

[shrewd linden]

Those aren't high velocity rounds that set shit on fire

[solid hinge]

i mean the stuff from planes!!!!

[uneven hollow]

They have different fuel

[solid hinge]

just imagine running through the forest

[prime pine]

If you have a flamethrower you're dead if you get captured

[shrewd linden]

I know, Napalm was a bombing tactic that burned very differently that standard flamethrowers

[solid hinge]

and then see a plane zoom by

[prime pine]

Naplam was sticky wasnt it?

[uneven hollow]

Flamer thrower and napalm are different types of fuel but

[shrewd linden]

Yes

[solid hinge]

and over the tree line you see a huge burst of fire!

[amber pine]

It’s sticks to kids

[shrewd linden]

Son of a bitch sticks to anything

[amber pine]

Jk

[shrewd linden]

And it burns hotter than most fires

Making it illegal warfare now

[uneven hollow]

True

[solid hinge]

and we could also have mortar crews too

punji sticks too

[uneven hollow]

Mortar crews yea but napalm strike is too much for dice

But flamethrower is alright

[solid hinge]

no, i think dice is capable of it

[prime pine]

I got a cool little clip if anyones curious

Uh

[shrewd linden]

Dragons Breath and Thermite charges were too much for Dice

[amber pine]

Oh no

Mortars

[shrewd linden]

Napalm won't be in Vietnam Battlefield

[amber pine]

Not again

[uneven hollow]

True

Napalm was in fact deadly

[solid hinge]

but here's the thing

when were those games released?

[amber pine]

bf1 flashbacks

[uneven hollow]

True it was in bo1 but it was old

[solid hinge]

and then bring it all the way to today

[prime pine]

https://gamerdvr.com/gamer/waygyanba/video/93741002

[solid hinge]

there might have been some efforts that might make it possible

[shrewd linden]

If it burns more than regular fire, sticks to shit, or travels faster than a flame from a flamethrower. Then it's not gunna be there.

[solid hinge]

i mean the tech might have gotten easier

[shrewd linden]

Dice is picky about what warfare they add in

[rocky verge]

Bruh I made someone salty at me in BFV

[shrewd linden]

And it's not about how easy it is to develop game wise

[rocky verge]

For killing them in a plane

[solid hinge]

to put that in the game

[brave garnet]

slurp

[rocky verge]

[uneven hollow]

I mean memes aside they won’t because of the media

[shrewd linden]

It's about The Geneva Convention

[prime pine]

Did they get in an aa gun?

[rocky verge]

Saying I'll get banned for haxs

[uneven hollow]

I’d love it if they added in napalm strike

[prime pine]

Did they gt a flieger out?

Oh

[rocky verge]

Haxs in a plane on console ok buddy

[prime pine]

Haha

[rocky verge]

[solid hinge]

if rising storm 2 can have napalm

then dice can add it

[amber pine]

https://gamerdvr.com/gamer/waygyanba/video/93741002
@prime pine nice

[shrewd linden]

Rising storm doesn't care about Media attention

Dice does

[prime pine]

The music that went along with it asian

It went so well

[amber pine]

I see you use that loud out

[uneven hollow]

Their different company aren’t they tho

[amber pine]

Load out

[prime pine]

The spawn beacon set up?

[amber pine]

Ya

[prime pine]

I got rid of it

[shrewd linden]

Yes, they're different Companies

[amber pine]

But really cinematic

[prime pine]

In practice its useful but rarely have my squad actually been wiped

[amber pine]

Great clip

[prime pine]

Oh yeah for sure the clip in general yeah. Thank you. The music fit with it well

[shrewd linden]

Rising Storm is a satirical yet serious company who doesn't care for Media attention because they just wanna make games the way they want

Well more like Rising storm is a game

[uneven hollow]

If anything maybe just a fire strike like an artillery strike will be possible

[prime pine]

That corsair actually hurt my ears

Hearing the lmg spray

[shrewd linden]

But still

[solid hinge]

@uneven hollow got the ride idea

[shrewd linden]

Tripwire Interactive made Rising Storm

[uneven hollow]

Well those two are different things tho

[solid hinge]

they are

but they try to make it

like

[uneven hollow]

Fire strikes has different fuel then that of napalm

[solid hinge]

more

intense

a lot more intense

...

[shrewd linden]

Tripwire doesn't care about Media. Because, let's be honest. Who has heard of Tripwire Interactive before Now

[solid hinge]

to the point you hear people scream

not through their mics though

[shrewd linden]

Now DICE had a huuuge fight with it's fanbase and the Snowflakes on the media about female characters in BFV, so I see a massive media care difference

[solid hinge]

BURN IT DOWN

THE ENTIRE JUNGLE

[uneven hollow]

If ones thinks about it dice was thinking of adding a kamikaze to bfv but didn’t due to the media reaction so technically speaking no napalm

[brave garnet]

Hmhmhmhmhm

@uneven hollowthe V1 thing

[uneven hollow]

Yea

That one satly post with extra pinch of salt

[brave garnet]

They replaced it with the Ki-147

[uneven hollow]

Sadly

[solid hinge]

fine...but i still want battlefield vietnam

[uneven hollow]

But still alright

[solid hinge]

i still think title should be "Battlefield VI-etnam"

its corny...but...

i mean

it make sense

[steel agate]

BFVIETNAM

[solid hinge]

it can still be a mixture of modern and historical combat...

ahh see...

he seems to agree on the title

[steel agate]

It's a catchy title

[rocky verge]

Funny thing is guy is complaining that I killed him in a fighter plane

[solid hinge]

maybe later one, we can have Grenada

[rocky verge]

So it's not my job to kill bombers and other fighters?

[hollow wadi]

Ah yes can't wait for Buhffvietnam to release

[brave garnet]

I've been one tapped by the Hispano's on the spitfire like 2x this week

[uneven hollow]

I mean it will nice name

[rocky verge]

Using the german BF 109

[zinc vine]

[rocky verge]

Forgot the name

[uneven hollow]

But Cold War could easily be the title and have Vietnam

[rocky verge]

Since there's 2 of them

[brave garnet]

G-6 or G-2

[rocky verge]

I'll check rn hold on

[steel agate]

We "confirmed" that it's not Bad Company 3 based on things that a dev said. It's all conjecture though.

[uneven hollow]

Will the new battlefield game have 5v5

[brave garnet]

No..... I don't want that

[solid hinge]

i mean if its entirely the cold war...

[steel agate]

There was also a random Ken Burns Vietnam documentary drop in the BFEE Discord on the Easter Egg channel by one of the senior devs. Very random, as if it was fresh on his mind. Again, all speculation.

[hollow wadi]

I want the scrapped bf1 trench builder thing

[rocky verge]

Battlefield 5v5 in tanks

[solid hinge]

then it's gonna be weird...cause not many important wars happened during the cold war

[uneven hollow]

Imagine if they where working on 5v5 in battlefield 6 then abandons it

[solid hinge]

i mean we could have el salvador, vietnam, the domican republic, korea

[uneven hollow]

I mean 5v5 but tanks might be nice

[hollow wadi]

Very much like dice @uneven hollow

[rocky verge]

How fast they fix there game
2 miles per hour

[solid hinge]

probably the soviet-afghan war

oh yeah grenada

the invasion of panama

[hollow wadi]

Not even 2 miles per hour

[brave garnet]

5v5 with only tanks would kinda play out like those 7v7 battles in World of Tanks

[steel agate]

Cold War sounds interesting, though it's a very long period of time. 1947-1991.

[rocky verge]

Also the plane was a G-2 @brave garnet

[uneven hollow]

True

[solid hinge]

@steel agate *1945-1991

[uneven hollow]

Cold War is long due to the name cold

[rocky verge]

He was raging I killed him with the Bf 109 G-2

I'm hacking in a plane on console

[solid hinge]

@uneven hollow but here is the thing, all those tiny proxy wars would be complex and weird considering they all have to have weapon specific for the time period

@uneven hollow we can be running around with an m16 in korea

[steel agate]

@solid hinge You could argue 1945 at the end of WWII.

[solid hinge]

and we can't be running around with an m1 garand in el salvador or grenada

[steel agate]

1947 is very widely cited as the start of the Cold War.

[brave garnet]

The cold war was cold because there wasn't any fighting other than proxy wars by the USSR and the US, there was also the race for building nukes and other junk

[rocky verge]

Also why dose the Bf 109 G-6 says 50 cals?

[brave garnet]

AND tanks

[solid hinge]

we can't have a game centered around the entire cold war

[rocky verge]

Dice you ok there

[solid hinge]

it would be weird and complex

[rocky verge]

[steel agate]

And, the Vietnam War is long enough with lots of content to fill a game. It went from 1955-1975.

[solid hinge]

its best to just make a game on only one proxy war

[uneven hollow]

But we can’t have bfv centered about the whole ww2

[solid hinge]

like vietnam or korea

[uneven hollow]

[solid hinge]

or even grenada

[uneven hollow]

Where’s Italy France China Aussie feck some people want Finland and Dutch etc

[solid hinge]

@uneven hollow listen...france surrendered quickly

i'm still waiting for the russians

i wanna play as comrade ivan

[fossil heron]

In 3 weeks

[brave garnet]

France surrenderd in like 2 weeks

[fossil heron]

Id be happy with Russia

I think they went with battles that haven't been visited in other ww2 games

[solid hinge]

@brave garnet that's fast in my book

[fossil heron]

To be more original

[solid hinge]

move over france

america will keep fighting in europe

[brave garnet]

Denmark surrendered in like 6-8 hours

[solid hinge]

america and britain will fix your damages

(just like vietnam)

[rocky verge]

Bruh

[fossil heron]

Lmao

[rocky verge]

He calling me a bot

[fossil heron]

America fixing anything in Vietnam

Thats a funny joke

[solid hinge]

listen...

[uneven hollow]

What level is the salty guy

[solid hinge]

we wanted to go in

solve the issue

[uneven hollow]

Is he new to game or something

[solid hinge]

and get the fuck out quickly

then it started taking longer

we wanted to get out by 1965

but we didn't

[brave garnet]

Ok

I am lost

[rocky verge]

Ok so he saying I'm hacking because the Bf 109 G-2 can't go FAST

[solid hinge]

we ended up giving the war to the south vietnamese in 1973

[fossil heron]

Power glove is being a nationalist and brought up Vietnam and crumbled instantly

[rocky verge]

Hmmmmm

[uneven hollow]

He the salty guy a new player @rocky verge

[solid hinge]

and the south vietnamese lost in 1975

and then they had an entirely different war in 1978

[fossil heron]

Cold war would be fun

[solid hinge]

where they went into combat with china

[rocky verge]

His name is LORD YODA

[solid hinge]

and vietnam won against china

[fossil heron]

We can have nuked battlefield

[rocky verge]

I got yoda angry at me guys

He gonna use the force

[uneven hollow]

Lord yoda well then

[solid hinge]

just like they won against japan and france

[rocky verge]

[uneven hollow]

Yoda is gonna force choke you

[solid hinge]

and even among themselves

[rocky verge]

Lamo

Love it when they cry

Just cry me a river

[solid hinge]

i'm leaving my secretary today

and following you through the ends of the earth

[rocky verge]

I have screenshots wanna see? @uneven hollow

[uneven hollow]

Yea

[rocky verge]

Sent

[uneven hollow]

Bruh he’s getting the head of staff

Even tho the staff are at home doing tbh idk what they are doing

[rocky verge]

My DaD works for Head of staff

He gonna ban you

So scared

[solid hinge]

can you report someone for harassments?

[rocky verge]

If they sent a message then yes

[solid hinge]

-_-

[rocky verge]

If on BFV chat (PC) then no I think

[solid hinge]

damn

you could've reversed it

[rocky verge]

Meh

Dealing with a crying baby on xbox rn

[solid hinge]

alright...i'm going back to...

umm

if i was on staff and someone was tryna report someone to me just cause they were losing

ride my tank into a village

i'll just tell them stop being salty

[rocky verge]

[solid hinge]

to fire my shells at another friendly village

[uneven hollow]

Tbh he was probably grinding he bombers

[brave garnet]

Did someone say tank?

[solid hinge]

t-34 (american heavy tank...not the russian one) to be exact

[uneven hollow]

[solid hinge]

t-29 and t-34 american heavy tanks are cool

[brave garnet]

T34*

[solid hinge]

oh wait

the dash make its different?

they should add that tank into bfv

i mean they added the char in bf1

and the char wasn't even around in ww1

so why not add the t34 heavy tank

[brave garnet]

Russian its T-34

American its T34

[solid hinge]

would you prefer t34 or t29 in bfv

[brave garnet]

Same with T29

Neither as they were never used in the war

[solid hinge]

yeah

[rocky verge]

@uneven hollow no he was a fighter

[solid hinge]

but the char wasn't in ww1

[rocky verge]

Not bomber

[solid hinge]

so...

@brave garnet so...?

[uneven hollow]

Ah

[rocky verge]

@brave garnet go play world of tankis dang tank in a flower pot

[brave garnet]

@rocky vergenot a flower pot

[rocky verge]

A bowl?

[brave garnet]

An actual bowl

[rocky verge]

How tf was I suppose to know what it was from the image

[uneven hollow]

A flower bowl pot

[rocky verge]

[brave garnet]

Mm basically

[solid hinge]

the char 2c was not in ww1 but it was in bf1, so let's have the t29 or t34 in bfv

[rocky verge]

Time to go make more people cry on BFV

[solid hinge]

BECAUSE HEAVY TANKS ARE COOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[rocky verge]

How much salt can I get

[rocky verge]

We eating tanks now

[brave garnet]

Hmhmhmhm

[rocky verge]

Tasty

[brave garnet]

Stridsvogn suppe

Tank soup

[solid hinge]

or even the m10 tank destroyer would be nice

[uneven hollow]

Infact it is indeed a bowl

[tough lodge]

That looks like a 105mm sherman

[brave garnet]

Nope

[rocky verge]

I think it's a 75mm

[brave garnet]

M4

[shrewd linden]

[brave garnet]

Just plain M4

[rocky verge]

A sergal

[tough lodge]

Its turret is smol

Must be 105

[rocky verge]

Sherman always smol

[brave garnet]

No

[rocky verge]

They easy to kill

[uneven hollow]

You’ve heard of the wise panzer of the lake now get ready for the wise m4 of the bowl

[rocky verge]

[brave garnet]

That's the size of all Shermans with the 75mm and 105mm

The gun shield/mantlet also tells you its a 75 and not 105

[shrewd linden]

[rocky verge]

It sherman

Iz nice

Can it go boom now

[tough lodge]

but can it kill a tiger 1

[uneven hollow]

Add a piece of wood with coming soon on it

[rocky verge]

Frontal no

[brave garnet]

Oh M4 of the bowl
What is your wisdom
M4: the guy who put me in here deserves to be executed by tank

[rocky verge]

Side yes

Like all 75mm

FRANK OR DIE

End if story

Unless it's a panzer 4

Then just bully them

[tough lodge]

Imagine driving a sherman in holland 1944 then you see a tiger tank behind a tree

[rocky verge]

You dead

[uneven hollow]

You’ve heard of wise panzer of the lake and wise m4 of the bowl now get ready for

[brave garnet]

@uneven hollowwait what...

[uneven hollow]

Wise Volvo of the lake

[brave garnet]

M4 of the lake?

[tough lodge]

Imagine driving a tiger 1 in holland 1944 then see a bunch of shermans and your transmission broke

[uneven hollow]

Ment to say bowl my bad

[shrewd linden]

I once saw a drowned Abram

[rocky verge]

M4 of the bowl how can this 75mm kill a king tiger frontally

[shrewd linden]

Fucking nuts

[rocky verge]

sacrifice 4 Sherman's

[brave garnet]

Sturmtruppler sent me a pic of an idiot who drove an Abrams into a steel post and damaged the skirts

[rocky verge]

Hehehehe

[shrewd linden]

wh the fuck

[rocky verge]

I remember that

XD

Post it

[shrewd linden]

Well I guess its not as bad compared to Drowning the whole tank

[uneven hollow]

Juts dm me the post and I’ll post it here

[rocky verge]

Post it tanki or I'm coming to texas and killing ya tanks

[shrewd linden]

Excuse me, stay outa my state

[brave garnet]

Don't threaten tanks with a good time

[shrewd linden]

We all have guns ya know

[uneven hollow]

Taxes is basically USA gun

[rocky verge]

Fortnite nerf guns don't count

[shrewd linden]

I dont own nerf guns

[rocky verge]

Jk I know how crazy Texas is

Well not as crazy as florda

Where they shoot hurricanes

[shrewd linden]

Yes, we're the only state where the Judge loaded with 28 gage is legal

[brave garnet]

Fun fact about Texas, if you look at it, the state looks like a finger gun with your left hand, pointing up

[rocky verge]

Don't care

[shrewd linden]

And you can kill your wife for sleeping with another man

Legally

[uneven hollow]

[shrewd linden]

But remember, it works both ways

[uneven hollow]

[rocky verge]

Might visit texas after this whole Coronavirus or I dont die from Corona here in CA

[shrewd linden]

Also, killing an intruder in texas means no charges

[rocky verge]

gotta drink that beer

Keep corona out

[uneven hollow]

In CA there’s a city called corona

[brave garnet]

The US is already flattening the curve

[uneven hollow]

Little fun fact

[rocky verge]

I know I lived there from 2003-2009

[shrewd linden]

In mexico theres a province called Corona

[rocky verge]

It's a fucking desert

With a town

That's it

[uneven hollow]

Well then didn’t knew that

[shrewd linden]

You basically described most of south-eastern Cali

[rocky verge]

Then again there's lot of gang activity down there shootings animals being run over

[fossil heron]

US is Flattening the curve by cutting funding on tests

[rocky verge]

I've seen it all

[fossil heron]

That happened last Friday

[rocky verge]

Run over squirrel

Oof

[shrewd linden]

Thats nothing

[brave garnet]

One of my friends in New Mexico lives in a desert and they got some snow today, I also like how this is turning into #general instead of #battlefield-legacy-titles

[shrewd linden]

I went to Canada once, saw a Moose as Roadkill

[rocky verge]

That's battlefield in a nutshell

[uneven hollow]

Things like this are noice

[rocky verge]

You new here

[brave garnet]

Moose as roadkill

Ooooh

[rocky verge]

That's a Canada problem

Not here in the land of teh free

[shrewd linden]

Now you're probably wondering what the fuck could roadkill a moose. Well I'll tell you, A fucking 18 wheeler with a liquid haul

[uneven hollow]

[brave garnet]

Oh lord

[rocky verge]

Or some texas bois going on a hunt

For food

[brave garnet]

Or a tanki

[rocky verge]

Drinking beer

Driving a fucking truck

[shrewd linden]

We Texans have guns so powerful we can kill a moose with em, a bear too

One shot

[brave garnet]

I have a tenk

[rocky verge]

You and Stride have something in common

Both Texas bois

[brave garnet]

I will disintegrate them

@rocky vergeStride?

Who is stride?

[shrewd linden]

I got a fucking .454 casull for my Birthday.... My birthday is two days after christmas

I was 18

[rocky verge]

Fucming auto correct

@brave garnet

You nerd

[prime pine]

Here in Australia we got the booze!

[brave garnet]

My name here is Tank in a bowl in Norwegian

[uneven hollow]

Imagine being taxes

Made by the California gang -

[rocky verge]

You told me you from texas ya nerd in BFV

When we use to paly

[shrewd linden]

Dont you guys call straight coffee a Long Black

[rocky verge]

Play*

[shrewd linden]

@prime pine

[prime pine]

A black coffee yes

Long strong black yes

[rocky verge]

@uneven hollow hello fellow liberal

Jk

[brave garnet]

slurp

[rocky verge]

We ain't like the north

[uneven hollow]

[shrewd linden]

I dated an Aussie chick, she laughed at the name for like 14 minutes before she remembered she lived there.

[rocky verge]

North cali is more liberal

[uneven hollow]

[prime pine]

LMAO

[coarse patio]

any xbox platoons for bfv?

[rocky verge]

Tbh

[uneven hollow]

South is somehow better than north surprisingly

[coarse patio]

desperate for a platoon

[shrewd linden]

Inward, go to #lfg-xbox

[coarse patio]

ok thankyou

[shrewd linden]

np

[rocky verge]

He won't find a platoon there but ok

Since we got rid of that

[shrewd linden]

I went up north a few times

[coarse patio]

any advice Raptor?

[rocky verge]

No

[brave garnet]

Aye its midnight for me

[shrewd linden]

Aye, same mate

[rocky verge]

Already had my deal with platoons

Worst

[coarse patio]

yeh its so bad on xbox

[rocky verge]

You both from texas

Same tine

Time*

[shrewd linden]

Wanna grab a whiskey and shoot our guns.

[brave garnet]

Gonna go to sleep

[shrewd linden]

Awwh, but we could annoy the neighbors

[rocky verge]

@coarse patio that and they the worst

Just a huge time killer

Nothing fun

[shrewd linden]

Honestly I'm not in bed till its nearly 5 am most the time

Then I get up 0530

[rocky verge]

Not in bed until its 9PM the next day

I stay up all night and 1 whole day

Help me

[torpid warren]

whatup

[uneven hollow]

Well then

[shrewd linden]

I run off 30 minutes a day

Every day

[coarse patio]

i looked for platoons for hours on xbox but its all "milsims" with all these serious trainings etc when i just want to join a laid bacl/actice platoon

[rocky verge]

Eww

[solid hinge]

@uneven hollow south better than north, how so, curious

[uneven hollow]

I must slumber see you guys later

[solid hinge]

shit

[torpid warren]

hey

[uneven hollow]

I mean it is ca

[rocky verge]

Milsims

Worst

YOU WEARING THE WRONG OUTIFT OHHHHHHH

[shrewd linden]

We have most the oil, most the guns, most the booze, and most the [REDACTED].

[uneven hollow]

._. Tbh sometimes I forget that there’s a north part of CA

[shrewd linden]

What to you have? Gang shootouts

[solid hinge]

tf is a north CA

[rocky verge]

YOU HAVE MINT ON YA GUN PT FOR YOU

[uneven hollow]

The north part of CA

[solid hinge]

never heard of it

[coarse patio]

omg ur meant to speak in a british accent (genuine complaint)

[rocky verge]

Shall we go to #general before the mods get here

[shrewd linden]

California Ghost, Northern California

[rocky verge]

I know you lurking mods

[solid hinge]

nada

[shrewd linden]

I mean, I'm still on about guns

[solid hinge]

mods gimme kiss

[rocky verge]

Shot a few guns in Nevada

Shotgun pistol and a AR

[solid hinge]

have yall ever met a person from new mexico

[shrewd linden]

I love that people will say shotgun pistol and entirely forget that the Judge is an interchangable 44. to 28 gauge

[solid hinge]

i never heard of anyone ever going or living there

[rocky verge]

Shotgun with a fucking drum mag

Dont ask why

[solid hinge]

i say its made up by nasa

[uneven hollow]

Well then

have you heard of anyone living in Wyoming

[rocky verge]

Nevada just the more crazy version of Texas

[solid hinge]

a few

i actually had of people living in wyoming

[uneven hollow]

Well then they might be spies

[solid hinge]

but never new mexico

[shrewd linden]

I've excitedly got to fire a 12.7 one day

[rocky verge]

Have a friend that lives in solvika

Oof gotta send a vodka meme to them brb

[shrewd linden]

I love guns, all manners of guns

[rocky verge]

Ok back

[fossil heron]

Wyoming is beautiful

[shrewd linden]

I also love swords. All manners of Swords

[rocky verge]

Shush ya freedom brain

[fossil heron]

Beautiful state

Y'all should visit

[solid hinge]

i will

[fossil heron]

Yellowstone is there

[rocky verge]

Go vist Hawaii

[solid hinge]

i just wanna know if new mexico exist or not

[shrewd linden]

I also love anything destructive really

[fossil heron]

Nuff said

Hawaii is overrated

[solid hinge]

i agree

[uneven hollow]

If anything does Ohio exit

[fossil heron]

Too many rich white people

[uneven hollow]

Or is Ohio a country

[rocky verge]

Lived there for a lil

[solid hinge]

u drive 20 miles east or west thats the whole island

[shrewd linden]

Oh Ohio does exist and its nuts there, so.... Empty

[rocky verge]

Not white btw

[fossil heron]

Ohip is a failed state

[solid hinge]

i been to ohio, so i can confirm people live there

[coarse patio]

well im from Australia

[shrewd linden]

Sturm, I'm a pale russian.

[rocky verge]

Upside down land

[coarse patio]

yes

[shrewd linden]

So pale, they called me Bumaga

[fossil heron]

Headshot 10 enemies in one life is rough

[rocky verge]

Where ye ride them kangaroos from work

[shrewd linden]

In middle school

[rocky verge]

@shrewd linden ah a Commie

Jk

[shrewd linden]

Uh no

[rocky verge]

Here in America we have names for all the others country's

British meh tea bois

[shrewd linden]

I live in America Doit

[uneven hollow]

Are assuies actually upside down people

[coarse patio]

*facepalm

[rocky verge]

Yes

They are

[fossil heron]

Yeah they walk on thier hands

Shakes feet

[shrewd linden]

No I dated an Aussie, I can reassure you that they are indeed standing straight up

[coarse patio]

im handstanding on my keyboard rn

[shrewd linden]

But their positions are weird

[fossil heron]

Well straight up from thier pount of view

[rocky verge]

[shrewd linden]

Ever heard of an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss but Down Under.

[rocky verge]

French kiss but upside down

[coarse patio]

you got that from inbetweeners movie

[shrewd linden]

The what?

[uneven hollow]

I mean West Virginia is basically a game right

[rocky verge]

[coarse patio]

inbetweeners

movie

[shrewd linden]

Buddy, Russian here, whatever culture you have, I only soaked into the guns and booze

[rocky verge]

Russia:VODKA VODKA VOKDA

[shrewd linden]

I know basically nothing of your movies and songs

[rocky verge]

America:guns guns gun

Combind them together

[uneven hollow]

[shrewd linden]

other than at one point you had a short woman act like a young boy

[coarse patio]

brags about being a gun toting alcoholic

[rocky verge]

Best allies ever

[shrewd linden]

Im pretty sure she called herself Beaver

[rocky verge]

One drunk and one cares about guns

[uneven hollow]

Basically send taxes as our representative

[shrewd linden]

Oh and most of your celebrities shave their heads for the amusement of sick children

[rocky verge]

How many men till Russia surrenders
Stalin:ALL OF THEM

[shrewd linden]

Or for attention

[coarse patio]

oh and youve had to deal with the same president for like

[shrewd linden]

And theyre all so dramatic

[coarse patio]

how many years?

[rocky verge]

Who

[coarse patio]

#long live putin

[rocky verge]

Be more specific aussie

[shrewd linden]

Actually I live in America, Texas. I'm not under Putin, Im just dealing with whatever dumbass is in your office now

[coarse patio]

the only russian president there is hillbilly

[uneven hollow]

Another taxes dude

[rocky verge]

Orange man smart

[shrewd linden]

The Orange

[rocky verge]

Welcome to America land of a dumb guy in office rn

[shrewd linden]

I was welcomed with open arms by your old president Obama

[prime pine]

Reading through my messages i only just realised i sent someone alluhu akbar

[shrewd linden]

So I had a decent entrance at least.

[rocky verge]

Nice one way

[prime pine]

I think i did that after i charged their halftrack with a lunge mine

I was drunk haha

[rocky verge]

Drunk way

Hours

[shrewd linden]

Playing Battlefield drunk is the best

[coarse patio]

speaking of russia why isnt there russian nd french sides

[shrewd linden]

You do stupid shit all the time and you never have any idea why you're doing it, just that you did it

[uneven hollow]

Or Italy

[rocky verge]

How you enjoy the freebrams @shrewd linden

[coarse patio]

or italy

[shrewd linden]

I enjoy this freedom greatly, Considering I was fucking born here

[rocky verge]

Freebrams

The tank

Abrams

[coarse patio]

its just allies and axis but those sides are only british and german soldiers

[rocky verge]

[shrewd linden]

Buddy I was born on a US base, Pendleton.

[rocky verge]

Asking If you seen our tank yet Bruh XD

Freebrams=Abrams

[shrewd linden]

I was a legal citizen from the start, I just went to russia to visit my Babushka

[rocky verge]

I did not need to know that lol

[coarse patio]

all hail putin

[rocky verge]

My American brain dose not care

[shrewd linden]

She died, thats why I went to visit

[coarse patio]

american brain no spell good

[rocky verge]

^

[shrewd linden]

we had a bet going that whoever was closest in age to the day she died got all her inheritance

[uneven hollow]

^

[shrewd linden]

I did not win

[coarse patio]

noob

[rocky verge]

Us Freedom brains are just in deep fryers rn

And fast food

And guns

[uneven hollow]

And food

[shrewd linden]

Well it's pretty great here

[coarse patio]

and being the father to ur niece

[shrewd linden]

Woah hold on what

[rocky verge]

He protecc
He attack
Most importantly
He invaid Iraq

Abrams

[uneven hollow]

[coarse patio]

oil _

[rocky verge]

Tbh they make fun of our Abrams

But they good

[coarse patio]

what are abrams

[uneven hollow]

Freedom

[shrewd linden]

big, fucking, tanks

[rocky verge]

M1A1 abrams M1A2 abrams

[coarse patio]

sherman go pew

[rocky verge]

The US MBT

[uneven hollow]

[rocky verge]

@shrewd linden

[coarse patio]

the 32nd panzer division is recruiting! join to no longer have fun with bfv

[rocky verge]

Better say sike rn

[shrewd linden]

You're speaking to a Gay

[rocky verge]

No platoons or milsims

Oof

[shrewd linden]

I am Gay.

[rocky verge]

Ok

[shrewd linden]

I yell deepthroat I mean it

No sike

[rocky verge]

Ok

[coarse patio]

i had a platoon with 16 members and disbanded it without realising i had 16 memebers

[rocky verge]

[coarse patio]

members

[rocky verge]

Lol

[shrewd linden]

Pfff HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[coarse patio]

just a random platoon

[shrewd linden]

Memebers

[rocky verge]

Oh lawd

[coarse patio]

and over the months 16 people had joined and been playing alongside me

[shrewd linden]

Motherfucker just purred at me!

[coarse patio]

disbands*

[amber pine]

They are special participants
Memebers

[rocky verge]

Memebers

[shrewd linden]

Memebers

[coarse patio]

discord when u make a spelling error

[uneven hollow]

[shrewd linden]

Memebers

[rocky verge]

Our lord and savior

Ricardo

[coarse patio]

savor

[uneven hollow]

Have you guys seen Ricardo invites

[shrewd linden]

[uneven hollow]

https://youtu.be/-QXZoI7sKpc

[rocky verge]

I know you lurking mods

[shrewd linden]

PFT

AWOOOOOO

[rocky verge]

No effect

[shrewd linden]

AWOOOOOO

[marble mulch]

Are those

Furries

[rocky verge]

I'm a more chill one

[shrewd linden]

HAHAHA

[rocky verge]

Not crazy going OwO and stuff

[shrewd linden]

Nah, I'm pretty chill too

[rocky verge]

You are Questionable dancing

[coarse patio]

yo

[shrewd linden]

I just make Powermoves when it calls for it

[rocky verge]

But sure

[coarse patio]

smn tell me how to get the sick sherman tank body with american flag on turret and tracks all over body

[marble mulch]

Scouting for my platoon. Gott have 10.0 kd and only use type 2a. Cant revive either

Whos in.

[coarse patio]

cant tell if ur being serois

[shrewd linden]

Unrealistic expectations

[marble mulch]

100000% serious

[rocky verge]

Go away tryhard

You a meme here

[uneven hollow]

I’ll post this last one before I slumber

https://youtu.be/7-ebt8fYXYk

[marble mulch]

Whoosh

I was being sarcastic.

You thought i was serious

When i said

[coarse patio]

got us

[shrewd linden]

Sleep child, Suffocate in your suit

[echo turtle]

Not really

[marble mulch]

10.0kd requirement

[coarse patio]

fair enough

[rocky verge]

The real question is was I being serious @marble mulch

[coarse patio]

m1a1 bazooka go pew

[prime pine]

Who is dad?

[coarse patio]

nerf gun bazooka

[shrewd linden]

Me, I am Dad

[coarse patio]

sponge bazooka

[rocky verge]

No you dancing

[shrewd linden]

I'm not even a Man, and I am Dad

[prime pine]

Oh you cant get the flagship body for the sherman anymore

[rocky verge]

No

False dancing

[coarse patio]

when was it out?

[rocky verge]

I am Gay.
@shrewd linden

[coarse patio]

was it in store or >

[marble mulch]

It was free

If you logged in

[rocky verge]

That who you are

Not dad

Man

[marble mulch]

During a certain time.

[coarse patio]

ffs

[rocky verge]

What's with the default discord icons

[shrewd linden]

I am Gay, but which gay?

Both

[coarse patio]

the best tank body there is

well

[shrewd linden]

Both Gay

[rocky verge]

There is the panzer 4 one

[coarse patio]

im not changing it to a pic of a furry

[marble mulch]

The default discord icons

Are the best icons.

[coarse patio]

and i missed the sherman body because i didnt log in on a certain day

wow