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brave garnet
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I love it when its spaced

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Only when im in a tank tho

solid hinge
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Bfvs map design is shit

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Sniping in the pacific is almost impossible

brave garnet
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Lmao

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It is not

solid hinge
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I'm going to battlefield 4 meat grinder maps

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Besides Iwo Jima even then it’s harder then hill top maps

brave garnet
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Lmaooo

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Nope

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Only one I have trouble in is solomon

solid hinge
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My character does not look like she fought in WW2 but it looks like she fights in the WWE

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Best map for sniping is operation underground

brave garnet
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Lol

solid hinge
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😂

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BFV partner with WWE

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Seriously though Japanese weapons are kinda overpowered in the game

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Type 100 needs to be nerfed even though it already is

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Only the type 2a is

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Remove type 3a

brave garnet
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Whenever you looks at American female characters with hard boiled or castaway their arms look weird, looks like a malnurished male soldiers arms

solid hinge
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2a

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There is no nerfing the 2a

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The Arisaka is the best sniper in the game

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^

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Just remove the 2a

brave garnet
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Arisaka is eh

solid hinge
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nerf type 2a to the point people with it in their load out cant spawn

brave garnet
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I love the gun sound for it tho

solid hinge
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It’s hard to get satisfied with a headshot now should go back to battlefield one sounds

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The type 2a was a mistake and it came out during bfvs worst moments

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Why can’t we equip silencers with snipers anymore?

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Commando carbine

idle breach
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just play carbine medic

solid hinge
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Seriously though battlefield v ins probably inspired from battlefield heroes mixed with political rightness and feminism

idle breach
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so you want a battlefield mixed up with political wrongness and anti-feminism?

solid hinge
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so you want a battlefield mixed up with political wrongness and anti-feminism?
@idle breach no I want realism

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who cares about women at this point

idle breach
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what kinda realism

solid hinge
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It's a game not a simulation

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In all the factions they depicted in the game women never fought for the official military

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If you want to include Japanese women because the Japanese forced them to fight with a bunch of sticks and their school clothes on them go for it

idle breach
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that's not "realism"

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it's authenticism

solid hinge
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Oh so you’re saying playing as women in a world war 2 game immerses you fully into the scene?

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Yes

idle breach
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yes

solid hinge
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yes

idle breach
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or more like, that doesn't really matter

solid hinge
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Its literally just a game so let females be a playable character for all factions

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A Japanese girl general racing around with a German army knife racing around in FJELL makes you enjoy the game rather then laugh at it?

fossil heron
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I laugh at it

idle breach
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and that doesn't even make bf more "authentic". it's a game fundamentally limited to at some point. till today I never seen a person asking for "realism" asking for actual authenticity but their own version of realism, which doesn't really different from dice's version. they're both fictional

fossil heron
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Adds to my enjoyment of the game

idle breach
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i don'

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't really care if it's japanese girl or a experimental protocol droid time-warped from star wars galaxy

solid hinge
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Its literally just a game so let females be a playable character for all factions
@solid hinge just because it’s a game does not mean it can’t be realistic realism plays into immersion which explains why people enjoyed battlefield one so much

dense bone
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@solid hinge i dont even know what belongs to what or care

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its a game, im there to shoot people that are worried about those details

solid hinge
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BfV is a game so let the annoying and cringy misaki run around with a kar98 bayonet

idle breach
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again, that's not realism

solid hinge
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If you put women into a Soviet faction that would be amazing but not Japan

idle breach
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why?

solid hinge
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BfV is a game so let the annoying and cringy misaki run around with a kar98 bayonet
@solid hinge she speaks Japanese too! In European maps!

dense bone
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oh the horror..

idle breach
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historically wrong soviet is okay but german/japan is not?

solid hinge
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If someone wants to play as a British female let them instead of having to play as the Russians just to be a female character

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why?
@idle breach maybe because it’s not realistic, if the games purpose is to immerse you into a wartime experience then put women into factions they actually belong in

fossil heron
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Yeah usually people who care more about realism in battlefield spend more time in the menus then in the game. When they're finally in the game they get spanked amd whine muh realism

dense bone
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^

idle breach
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there were no factions deployed womans into frontline infrantry group

solid hinge
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If someone wants to play as a British female let them instead of having to play as the Russians just to be a female character
@solid hinge yes because you’d be more badass

coral fiber
solid hinge
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It’s not like the Japanese fought in Normandy. Oh wait, some were conscripted into the German army

dense bone
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ive not seen 1 "realism, accuracy, history" person be good at the game

solid hinge
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Lmao

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this dude camping the doorway with shotgun

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It’s not like the Japanese fought in Normandy. Oh wait, some were conscripted into the German army
@solid hinge those were mongols

coral fiber
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Bruh camping?
Lmao

idle breach
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ive not seen "realism, accuracy, history" person actually knowing well about the history

solid hinge
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And koreans

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For now on I'm going to play females

coral fiber
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I can't stand camping

solid hinge
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Agreed

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Misaki as the germans

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he killed me 8 times

coral fiber
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Its the worst thing i can do

solid hinge
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No hill top camping is only for good snipers because it’s realistic

coral fiber
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I literally can't camp
I have to move

fossil heron
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@solid hinge all faction misaki just to trigger the realism hard ons

prime pine
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You can also hill top camp with a light machine gun and pock areas down

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Lock

dense bone
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@fossil heron i make all my characters girls just to piss people off

solid hinge
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That’s battlefield

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There are other games which are more "realistic" so fuck off to those instead of complaining about bfv not being "realistic"

prime pine
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Oh i see the kind of person this is

coral fiber
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Like if there's something that im terrible at in this game
It's camping

idle breach
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how about just be able to call artillery from 5+km away?

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if you want to make it realistic

prime pine
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Pilot im with you all the way

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I have to move

solid hinge
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There are other games which are more "realistic" so fuck off to those instead of complaining about bfv not being "realistic"
@solid hinge if the purpose of the game is to immerse you fully into the wartime experience then how is a screaming Japanese general carrying Swedish prototypes supposed to do that?

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Do you think people actually care more about playing as a girl then a male?

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muh wahmen

idle breach
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you don't really want "real", you just want your version of "real"

solid hinge
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Why did no one complain about that in previous battlefields?

idle breach
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japanese general?

lapis robin
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hey anybody down to create a squad in Battlefield 3 rn?

idle breach
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the fuck are you on

solid hinge
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you don't really want "real", you just want your version of "real"
@idle breach hmmmm historical accuracy? Your version of real is?

dense bone
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@solid hinge if the purpose of the game is to immerse you fully into the wartime experience then how is a screaming Japanese general carrying Swedish prototypes supposed to do that?
@solid hinge

solid hinge
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Iif you want realism move to a different game cause there is quite a few games that are "realistic"

dense bone
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who said the purpose of the game is that?

idle breach
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i don't try to find realistic warfare in video game.

solid hinge
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POPCORN GET YOUR FRESH POPCORN HERE

tepid pond
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can we bring back behemoths 😦

solid hinge
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no

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Yes

fossil heron
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The porpose of the game is to shoot mfs. They even said. "WW2 like you've never seen it before "

idle breach
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and what are you even talking about, japanese general

coral fiber
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Could care less about wuhman cuz i just don't give a fuck anymore but if it's misaki or some other elite im the wrong theatre then i ain't reviving lmao

dense bone
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i love when people determine what the devs intentions are

solid hinge
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the game a guy camped and killed me and my squadmate killed him and tea bagged

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lmao

fossil heron
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They don't want a realistic experience

solid hinge
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I liked pretending I was captain Jack sparrow when the giant blimp was blowing up after 10 seconds of it entering the map

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I don’t want full on realism multiplayers never provide that I just want some bit of historical accuracy in a game meant to depict the Second World War they’re treating the game like its fortnite

fossil heron
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They just hate women

idle breach
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you got your bit of accuracy.

dense bone
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oh man they pulled out the fortnite card

solid hinge
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Yes bfv is fortnite

dense bone
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desperation has kicked in

solid hinge
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I can build in both games

tepid pond
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Something that will help this game immensely is a separate test server where they can test new patches

solid hinge
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It's 100% fortnite copy

tepid pond
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instead of throwing them in the game randoml

solid hinge
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This shit is hilarious

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I can Shoot in both games

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100% copy

coral fiber
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Lmao bfv is not fortnite
Why do people say this shit

dense bone
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people still think ragging on fortnite is funny?

idle breach
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so why in all the historical inaccuracy, the most biggest thing is gender to you

solid hinge
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I can run in both games
100% copy

dense bone
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you shoot in both right?

coral fiber
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Sup Musti

dense bone
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theory confirmed

solid hinge
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Sup pilot

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@coral fiber a while back i saw a video saying that they tried to make it accessible like fortnite so thats probably why

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BfV copied fortnite

idle breach
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why people like that doesn't fucking care about other inaccuracy but only "woman soldiers" and "german uniforms"

brave coral
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ebic fortnite bad

solid hinge
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some people in this community is just anti anyone entering it

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must keep everyone out at all cost

coral fiber
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Aight imma make some coffee now

tepid pond
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women fought in the war sure. however a vast majority of fighters were men. Excluding the USSR, and very very limited number of women fought for the japanese

solid hinge
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Have fun

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so why in all the historical inaccuracy, the most biggest thing is gender to you
@idle breach not the biggest the maps cosmetics and overall environment is off for a game showing us WW2 I mean the setting is WW2

tepid pond
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I like the game, im just not a fan of how EA has treated it and its playerbase

idle breach
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yes, so why does the woman bit is so much important to you I said

dense bone
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why dont you make your own game or stop playing bf games

fossil heron
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WW2 like you've never seen it before

idle breach
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can't you find other inacuraccy

desert dune
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Do we really need to have this conversation again? Keep this civil.

solid hinge
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It's "unknown" ww2 battles

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Iwo jima is a unknown ww2 battle

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Because immersion why do you think Japanese women running around Europe is good enough in an advertised game based on WW2 at least COD WW2 got that right

brave garnet
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I only play thus game bc I have fun on it, I don't care about trying to make my German's looks SS, I don't care if there's women in it when irl there weren't any(except USSR), I just play for fun and the tanks

tepid pond
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They should bring back BF1 grand operation style That was superior to BF5

solid hinge
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Yes

coarse thunder
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Iwo Jima

fossil heron
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Peoplw think the only place they can appreciate history is a video game

dense bone
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@solid hinge people basically want bf 1942 remastered

coarse thunder
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Unknown

idle breach
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immersion is highly subjective.

solid hinge
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I can't remember much of 1942

tepid pond
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I only play operations, and BF1 operations was far ahead of this game's

solid hinge
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Yeah I play for fun too but if it’s advertised as a WW2 game and you don’t do anything close to it what do you think your player are would think?

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@tepid pond Apparantly they are reworking grand ops to bf1’s ops

fossil heron
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Play the game on acid

brave coral
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me making shitty tank game in Scratch

develomper

solid hinge
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Just look at the trailer commets?

dense bone
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damnit forgot that word banned

solid hinge
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It’s in the game files

fossil heron
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Really immerse yourself

idle breach
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yeah so why is woman part is your most important historical detail, I asked

tepid pond
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@solid hinge really? if they made it like BF1 and brought back behemoths id come back to the game fs

brave garnet
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Whenever I see something about WW2 or WW1 I always take it with a grain of salt or I just don't care because I never knew

idle breach
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thought it was ww2, not a gender warfare

brave coral
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behemoths were cheese

tepid pond
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They were fun

brave coral
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but it looks like battalions could make a return

solid hinge
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yeah so why does woman part is your most important historical detail, I asked
@idle breach because when you advertise your game as a WW2 game and you don’t bring the setting and the characters anything close to it it really is false advertising

fossil heron
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Behemoths were for those teams that needed a handicap

coral fiber
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Would love to have bf ops in bfv
Bf1 ops were super fun

brave coral
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grand ops could definitely do with a rework

solid hinge
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Temporyal leaked it

coral fiber
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The only gamemode i liked besides war pigeons

brave coral
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@solid hinge man, get outta here

vagrant egret
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Bf1 ops are great on Xbox, behemoths are super useful too

idle breach
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you're just repeating yourself same thing over and over again

solid hinge
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I just want bfv to be over with

brave coral
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how is the setting not ww2

solid hinge
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It’s like they meant to show a WW2 game then EA quickly put in political correctness to make it sell better

tepid pond
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In BF1 Grand Ops i didnt care as much about winning (i was still very competitive) as I was in admiring the grand scale, and fun the game mode brought

solid hinge
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It's ww5

brave coral
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it’s... set in ww2

solid hinge
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BfV is set in ww5 how you not know

fossil heron
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I want bf5s gameplay issues fixed

solid hinge
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it’s... set in ww2
@brave coral but it’s not

brave coral
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idk how there’s an argument of that

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how is it not

fossil heron
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Bf5 fundamentally is a good video game

vagrant egret
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@tepid pond you’re right, the plane combat combined with ground conflict is amazing

solid hinge
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@fossil heron same, thats all i want

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There is flying boats so it's ww5

vagrant egret
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How is it not set in WW2

brave coral
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actually explain rather than just saying

tepid pond
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@fossil heron absolutely they need to iron out alot of issues with the game and the community

solid hinge
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Maps in the pacific are pretty realistic but not the ones in Europe

vagrant egret
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Like the setting is literally WW2

idle breach
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maps in the pacific are pretty realistic?

vagrant egret
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They explained that

brave garnet
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Mhm

idle breach
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both are not

tepid pond
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I think a big step is making a dedicated free test server for players to try new patches and updates

idle breach
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wtf are you on

solid hinge
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Flying boats in the Pacific

brave garnet
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Setting is WW2

fossil heron
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People whining about realism piss me off because seriously thats your issue with this VIDEO GAME

solid hinge
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Realism 100

brave coral
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i really don’t understand how it would not be set in ww2

solid hinge
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It's set after WW2

vagrant egret
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Honestly the bf1 planes were realistic , just with the feel ya know, they felt like flying kites with guns

solid hinge
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I’ve never heard of the battle of Arras the battle of FJELL hell the allies never deployed anything at Norway we don’t get Stalingrad we don’t get Berlin we don’t get Paris?

idle breach
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they don't really care about realism or history, they just don't know shit so only detail they can find is female soldier.

solid hinge
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We don’t get Sicily Rome?

brave coral
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so because you don’t know about them they didn’t happen?

idle breach
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"allies never deployed anything at norway" lol

brave coral
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riiiight

solid hinge
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@solid hinge We might get Berlin, Paris and Stalingrad.

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People never died in any war in bfv

vagrant egret
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Norway had a load of resistance lmao

solid hinge
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It was all a government lie

idle breach
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this guy really have no idea on ww2

solid hinge
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Norway was quickly occupied the British deployed an assault group there then pulled out within a week

brave garnet
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I keep focusing to much on the tank battles and almost anything I looks at and even at school don't say anything about Norway or North Africa

vagrant egret
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TheLord what are you on bro

brave coral
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they did initially set out with the intention of exploring the unknown battles, but because there’s a lot of pop culture around ww2 people have certain expectations

fossil heron
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Its almost like the war was 7 years and there was more than 3 major battles

vagrant egret
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Sauce the boof

coarse thunder
tepid pond
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I say they fix the current problems, expand a bit more on the pacific side, then bring in the Italy campaign, then the Soviet, then D-Day and the france campaign

solid hinge
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and my menu broken

brave garnet
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@dense bonebye

fossil heron
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I want the Russians just for their weapons

dense bone
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ew thats a horrible gif

solid hinge
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D-day was the only WW2 battle

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can we go back to complaining about the bugs breaking the game and drop complaining about pixels resembling women

brave coral
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I’ve never heard of the battle of Arras the battle of FJELL hell the allies never deployed anything at Norway we don’t get Stalingrad we don’t get Berlin we don’t get Paris?
Norway was quickly occupied the British deployed an assault group there then pulled out within a week
make our mind up lmao

dense bone
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@brave garnet quit changing your damn name

vagrant egret
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The worst mistake bf5 made was not adding a D-Day map

brave garnet
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@dense bonewhy

brave coral
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lmao no @vagrant egret

dense bone
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its confusing for my aging brain

brave garnet
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Ok

fossil heron
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@vagrant egret nah it was adding playable females

brave garnet
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I won't

tepid pond
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I want an accurate expansion telling the story of the Russian war. I liked in BF1 how they had the dialogue before every operation

solid hinge
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The worst mistake bfv made was releasing it to soon

dense bone
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cool thank you

vagrant egret
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@brave coral that’s a massive mistake though

brave garnet
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Stop changing my name

tepid pond
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they couldve waited a whole year fs @solid hinge

brave coral
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apart from D Day can easily still come, it’s really not going to provide a good gameplay experience

brave garnet
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iwontstopchangingmyname @dense bone

steady hatch
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Hi everyone! I've been having trouble connecting in multiplayer these days.

My latency is great, but sometimes it jerks me off. It happens constantly and it's not because of my connection ... Does anyone else happen?

dense bone
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you monster

solid hinge
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d day map would be nothing but a stomp for defending team

brave garnet
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👹

solid hinge
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I would rather have waiting a year than get the shit they called "battlefield"

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would not be fun for american team at all

brave coral
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sometimes it jerks you off? daaamn

dense bone
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"My latency is great, but sometimes it jerks me off." whoa

fossil heron
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The attackers are going to need like 3000 tickets just to get passed the beach lol

dense bone
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that sounds like opposite of a problem

brave garnet
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We wa

vagrant egret
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@solid hinge that’s the point bro, D day was a meat grinder

brave coral
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wish my internet did that

solid hinge
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Lucky

brave garnet
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Hohoho what

coral fiber
idle breach
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actually

steady hatch
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Anyone have more LAG??

solid hinge
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i would stop playing battlefield if wins was based on which side ur on and not playing the game

brave coral
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it gives me the material to do so but it’s still a manual thing

idle breach
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on D-Day america didn't lost that much soldier.

solid hinge
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thats kinda how it is now with some maps

steady hatch
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sorry my english.. -.-

coral fiber
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@steady hatch could be your internet acting up

vagrant egret
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Stitch more than Americans were involved

coarse thunder
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game design trumps akkracy every single time

vagrant egret
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Canadians got fucked

coral fiber
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But not really sure tho

prime pine
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I can speak english. I learned it from a book.

solid hinge
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Itss because of the anime pfp

brave garnet
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Wow

solid hinge
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my internet is fine but my ping randomly spikes to 999+

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idk why

idle breach
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yeah. the entire casually was around ~5k on D-day.

solid hinge
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I used to play at 20ping now I'm at 37

steady hatch
solid hinge
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Its almost like the war was 7 years and there was more than 3 major battles
@fossil heron of course but Arras Mercury FJELL never happened

coral fiber
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I have the Chad 35 ping at west coast

vagrant egret
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That’s a lot for a little strip of land

brave garnet
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My internet spike up to like 700 but not anymore bc I have an ethenet

prime pine
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20-40 ping is good

steady hatch
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67% have problem with online game

coarse thunder
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My brian hurt

solid hinge
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7,700xp from unlocking masaki

vagrant egret
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Like think of how shitty the beaches would’ve looked

prime pine
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31 ms av here in South Australia

solid hinge
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cant wait to play her on rotterdam on german team

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64 player D-DAY

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Hell

brave garnet
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I have 60 ping on sounth central us

idle breach
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~120k soldiers were killed/wounded in the whole landing operation. the initial landing went pretty well compared to them pushing toward inland

solid hinge
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The bodies would become the beach

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The maps are kinda lazy because I think the best European map is destroyed Rotterdam

steady hatch
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hmmm.. maybe in Europe having problem?

solid hinge
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new meaning to beach body

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My servers are always dead

uneven hollow
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I mean there’s more than 1 operation in dday

coarse thunder
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the whole normandy campaign would be much better to represent in bf5 than just the beaches

idle breach
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so you like "inaccurate" maps

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lol

uneven hollow
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So why not Utah

brave garnet
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The Rangers who took the beach with like 80 guys left

solid hinge
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the whole normandy campaign would be much better to represent in bf5 than just the beaches
@coarse thunder yeah operations

coarse thunder
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The beaches have been done literally hundreds of times

steady hatch
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I'ts unplayable...

coral fiber
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@steady hatch when you look for a server do you use server browser or the matchmaking button
Because sometimes the matchmaking button puts you in other regions

uneven hollow
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It’s decent

solid hinge
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so you like "inaccurate" maps
@idle breach the Best I’d what I have

brave garnet
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Uwu jima as americans

solid hinge
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10 minutes of how accurate they want bfv to saying they want in accurate maps

coral fiber
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It's wayyyy better to use the server browser

steady hatch
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@coral fiber I tried and nothing..

solid hinge
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Yeah don't use quick join

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If EA is not going to work on the game for another few months I have to live with what I got and I always have battlefield one

idle breach
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how come devastation is best or most accurate lmao

solid hinge
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match making is so broken they blamed it on south africa and middle east, so they closed their servers

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lul

coral fiber
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Damn

shy badger
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Quick join works most of the time

dense bone
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@solid hinge ea doesnt work on games...

solid hinge
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That happens alot

coral fiber
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Yeah sometimes i be placed on an east coast server lol

solid hinge
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EA always get the credit for the games

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how come devastation is best or most accurate lmao
@idle breach maybe because it’s part of war war is not sunny and peaceful it’s damaging an full of destruction

idle breach
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"war is not sunny"

brave garnet
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Isin't EA feeding DICE with money or something

solid hinge
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Dice would actually make a good game of EACH didn’t dictate them all the time

idle breach
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so when people are doing warfare the entire universe becomes fucking SAD

uneven hollow
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Devastation looks better without the blue filter

dense bone
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the sun just doesnt exist when theres a war?

solid hinge
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War was always dark

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HAHAAHAHAHA

brave garnet
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Yea

idle breach
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the sun has abandoned humanity

uneven hollow
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I mean there is sun but it’s covered with the blue haze

solid hinge
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Yeah I’m war you think it’s just clear skies and bright sun? No artillery in the battles the effects of warfare plays a role in how clear the sky is

brave garnet
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All the burning buildings

solid hinge
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A tiger 1 blocked the sun

uneven hollow
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And also because they don’t have tech

dense bone
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🤦

solid hinge
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war...war is hell

idle breach
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dude are you even been close to artillery fire

solid hinge
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Yeah battlefield V really ain’t got the tech to do anything

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dude are you even been close to artillery fire
@idle breach what did you mean?

shy badger
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@solid hinge There was actually an article from what I remember about how EA always gave Dice a lot of freedom when it came to bf. According to it, Dice had this 'magic' when creating bf games that they didn't really understand and didn't want to fuck up

solid hinge
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War never had any sunlight what so ever

idle breach
#

i mean literally.

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artillery fire won't cover the sunlight unless in very specific situation

solid hinge
#

The sun got sniper by a hill camper on iwo jima

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Constant artillery barrage seen in the First World War filles the skies with smoke millions of shells on the iconic battlefields

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@solid hinge Alright everyone gets it but we live in 2020 now. Times change.

brave coral
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@idle breach wym a shell lands and the entire sky is blocked out

solid hinge
idle breach
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you know western front was already not the most sunny region before the war

solid hinge
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bruh when did this server turn into reddit

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lmao

idle breach
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no the dust will go out pretty quickly.

uneven hollow
#

If only there where more pacific maps

fossil heron
#

Y'all have the shortest attention spans

solid hinge
#

That's one giant smoke shell

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In the battle of the Somme and Verdun there really was never a clear day because artillery barrages killed hundreds of thousands and filled the sky with so much smoke a French soldier depicted it as hell

brave coral
#

uhhhh

dense bone
#

i imagine theres a beautiful sunny day out, and then war is announced and it instantly turns cloudy

solid hinge
#

@uneven hollow we get 1 more pacific map from what I know

brave coral
#

the Somme and Verdun taking place in.... ww1

idle breach
#

yeah, in ww2 there were never an artillery fire concentrated in close space like ww1

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so no black sky for ya

solid hinge
#

Certainly if players experience this type of hell it would draw many more players

#

is the sai melee weapon good?

uneven hollow
#

I mean idk if 5 is enough

solid hinge
#

The sai looks good

#

i imagine theres a beautiful sunny day out, and then war is announced and it instantly turns cloudy
@dense bone I mean not cloudy but filled with smoke

uneven hollow
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7 or 8 would be nice

fossil heron
#

Sai sucks

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3 hit kill

brave coral
#

@solid hinge statistically it’s identical to any other knife.
if you wanna embody a teenage mutant ninja turtle, it’s cool

solid hinge
#

I like using the sai than any other melee besides the burnt plank

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Being a teenage mutant ninja turtle is my dream

#

The type 100 is so good I still have predator skin for it

idle breach
#

the smoke/dust from artillery fire won't make that. there's simply not enough dust/smoke

solid hinge
#

One thing I like in battlefield v are the weapon choices at least they’re all authentic

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Liberator is the best gun

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the smoke/dust from artillery fire won't make that. there's simply not enough dust/smoke
@idle breach millions raining down on maps that depict Verdun and the eastern front?

idle breach
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that's ww1.

solid hinge
#

Yes artillery played an equal role in the Second World War as well

idle breach
#

that's the most iconic different thing between ww1 and ww2.

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no

solid hinge
#

Yes

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Stop using wiki

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And bombings too

idle breach
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no.

solid hinge
#

Yes bombing played a large role in the Second World War

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Civilian bombings

fossil heron
#

Artillery was a smaller role than it was in ww1 tho with the accuracy of bombing runs

uneven hollow
#

I mean civilian bombing would be an interesting game mode

solid hinge
#

Lmao

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👌

fossil heron
#

Oof

idle breach
#

so in which battle each side dig up a hole and just constantly bombing each other months after months?

uneven hollow
solid hinge
#

BfV teams with grand theft auto

#

so in which battle each side dig up a hole and just constantly bombing each other months after months?
@idle breach that’s not the only way you use artillery artillery played an equal role in the Second World War

idle breach
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it could happens in something like massive strategic bombing combined with city consisted of mostly wooden structure. like tokyo bombing. it happened. but in ww2 not really.

fossil heron
#

I wish after every round you had to set up camp and cook a ration

solid hinge
#

this is the most active this server been since i been here

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it could happens in something like massive strategic bombing combined with city consisted of mostly wooden structure. like tokyo bombing. it happened. but in ww2 not really.
@idle breach yeah that’s why we need maps like Berlin, Paris, Stalingrad bombed to shreds

idle breach
#

rotterdam was destroyed, but not fucking "sky was literally filled with smoke" destroyed.

solid hinge
#

Remember you can't do bombing runs because ww2 was filled with smoke from shells

fossil heron
#

Because realism convos bring all the weirdos off reddit for a min

idle breach
#

no. Berlin, Paris and Stalingrad were different.

#

just admit you want "gritty" not "realism"

solid hinge
#

I’m pretty sure Rotterdam is the only Europeans map where combat actually happened

brave garnet
#

The Luftwaffe dropped like 97 tons of bombs on Rotterdam

idle breach
#

yeah. it's nowhere enough to cause some massive firestorm.

noble plaza
#

It was 98 i believe

fossil heron
#

@solid hinge you should watch the front lines evelution

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On YT

brave garnet
#

I heard 97 ok

idle breach
#

and firestorm in japan happened since US just poured incendiary bombs on wooden houses. pretty different with european cities

little pasture
#

planes are hard to control on console lol

fossil heron
#

The frontlines moved all across europe

solid hinge
#

If you literally want that kind of game there is a few games based on that "realism" that you want

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I mean I’d you’re not going to show the frontline fighting locations then at least put actual maps

fossil heron
#

They didnt just say " hey we'll meet you guys over at that specific place to fight"

idle breach
#

lol

solid hinge
#

The thing is almost every battle location in Europe was ravaged I don’t think you should put the location of a small skirmish into a map

idle breach
#

what about narvik, or arras

solid hinge
#

Sent through morse code

idle breach
#

no, both allied and axis were more focused on killing each other. not making a devastating scenary for future video game to adopt.

solid hinge
#

Main battle in rotterdam 12:30pm on Tuesday see you their chum

#

no, both allied and axis were more focused on killing each other. not making a devastating scenary for future video game to adopt.
@idle breach yes and what does that killing each other involve?

#

What does warfare do to the environment?

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Nothing

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Yeah ok

#

Have you ever played a call of duty game

brave garnet
#

Fuck it up

idle breach
#

eh.. most of the environment except humans would like it.

brave garnet
#

@solid hingelmaooo

solid hinge
#

Call of duty is so realistic and the fact nothing gets destroyed during the war means nothing happens

idle breach
#

except humans start fighting only with some NBC weapons plus incendiaries

solid hinge
#

What does warfare do to the structurée?

#

Structures?

brave garnet
#

You can see what war does to the environment in WW1 but a few years after its all green again

idle breach
#

depends.

solid hinge
#

You drop a nuke after getting a 25 kills streak and nothing happens

#

Would you put the location of a skirmish into your game?

fossil heron
#

@solid hinge game ends

solid hinge
#

Not call of duty ghosts

idle breach
#

dude do you even know what "skirmish" means

desert temple
#

can someone help me?

fossil heron
#

@solid hinge if it made good gameplay yes

solid hinge
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That was the only game I got nuke in

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skirmish means to squirm around cause u saw smth nasty

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like a worm

fossil heron
#

@desert temple change your pfp first

idle breach
#

even the no mans land in ww1 just growing flowers and grass after the farmers left if the ground was fertile before.

solid hinge
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A skirmish is a smaller scale military battle involving units way smaller then an army

desert temple
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@desert temple change your pfp first
@fossil heron why

solid hinge
#

Naa that's a wicked pfp

idle breach
#

yeah. a smaller scale

solid hinge
#

They typically last minutes to hours

fossil heron
#

Lmao

idle breach
#

it doesn't fuck up the entire ecosystem

desert temple
#

i don't see a problem with mr worldwide

solid hinge
#

i dont think their goal is to mess the environment as much as possible

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@fossil heron don’t bully 🤣

idle breach
#

a frightened soldier fucking shoot up Bambi's mother won't fuck up the earth

fossil heron
solid hinge
#

You sure

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where tf is bambi mom

#

💢

#

Bambi mom is hot

fossil heron
#

@idle breach sounds like a good realistic dinner tho

fossil heron
#

@idle breach yummy

solid hinge
#

Yeah but would you substitute major battles in the war for a minute long skirmish?

brave garnet
#

Lmao

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Yum

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Deer meat

solid hinge
#

shes on narvik

#

LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

#

Deer mmeat

#

Most of the battlefield V maps don’t even involve skirmishes

#

wooooo

brave garnet
#

Enough for a bunch of homeless people

solid hinge
#

Narvik and Rotterdam

brave garnet
#

Mhm

idle breach
#

arras

brave garnet
#

Ok

fossil heron
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@solid hinge with 64 players in a game a skirmish is really the only fun gameplay that could happen

solid hinge
#

@solid hinge with 64 players in a game a skirmish is really the only fun gameplay that could happen
@fossil heron in a map way smaller then the battlefield that’s not a skirmish that’s full on war

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64 players constantly fighting is peaceful

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My battlefield V renders before my eyes

brave garnet
#

Watching these two is literally killing my brain

solid hinge
#

I don't have a brain

#

I'm 1 step ahead

brave garnet
#

Wheres my drugs

solid hinge
#

u cant capture full-scale war in video game realistically, so complaining about realism is a waste of time, it would be better to just appreciate how much better battlefield does it then other games

brave garnet
#

I need my drugs

#

(Tanks)

fossil heron
#

I just checked all the messages in this discord from you monster and its hilarious

solid hinge
#

Have you checked under your carpet

#

A tank can hide there so well

brave garnet
#

I have tile floor

limber lily
#

Nice.... still no stay at home reward....

solid hinge
#

It's a scam

brave garnet
#

Got 1,500 CompanyCoin

fossil heron
#

Thats a mobile game tactic

solid hinge
#

Call of duty mobile 👌

fossil heron
#

Login for your daily reward and maybe stay for a while too please?👉👈🥺

limber lily
#

People still havent even gotten the sapper tank skin

solid hinge
#

Imagine a battlefield mobile like Battlefield heroes

#

Thee cartoon graphics would sell me instantly

#

@fossil heron where tf is my tank skin that i was supposed to get last week

#

tell me or i will go outside

#

and catch da rona

#

I'm going outside

fossil heron
#

Catch it bitch

#

I work in transportation i have no sympathy for you

solid hinge
#

Transportation of covid-19

fossil heron
#

Pretty much

limber lily
#

Can we tag a EA guy to tell their enslaved company DICE to care about players

solid hinge
#

No

limber lily
#

sad

solid hinge
#

You'll have to pay EA

fossil heron
#

They care about players. The shareholders dont tho

solid hinge
#

i think dice cares about us

#

No

limber lily
#

Doubt

#

A minor company still has power over there game in many aspects

#

Jagex for example on rs is owned by a greedy chinese company

solid hinge
#

if they havent quit yet and dealt with us as a fanbase, they gotta care

#

if i was a game dev, i would take a look at us

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and quit

brave coral
#

exactly @solid hinge lmao

limber lily
#

Yet they give p2p easily out yearly

fossil heron
#

@limber lily yeah but ea literally steals people from development teams to work on other games and it cripples teams

solid hinge
#

Then EA shuts that company down

brave coral
#

i don’t know what salary you’d have to pay me to do Freeman or Braddock’s job, but it’s a lot

fossil heron
#

Because it became a failure

#

Wonder how

limber lily
#

You do know the chinese company in china also charges money for minecraft mods

solid hinge
#

game dev salary isnt terribly a lot

fossil heron
#

Im actually surprised DICE has lasted this long

solid hinge
#

i want smth to take dice from ea

prime pine
#

If i was a dev i would be angry and sad at my own company due to everyones perception

solid hinge
#

give dice to bethesda

#

People asked for half life 3 they got half life 1.5

limber lily
#

If i was ea head

prime pine
#

Bethesda would be worse

solid hinge
#

lmao

limber lily
#

Ill fire everyone

#

And rehire old people

fossil heron
#

@prime pine being a company owned by EA there's nothing you can do tho

solid hinge
#

If EA don't make money then shut you down

fossil heron
#

DICE needs to pull a respawn games move and tell ea to fuck off for one tittle and see what happens

solid hinge
#

gotta love campers who camp stairs

coral fiber
#

I like how the subreddit comepletely shifted to cosmetic changes

limber lily
#

Lets all be cringey 12k sub youtubers and down review bf5 videos that get recommended to everyone in a month

solid hinge
#

Stair campers on rotterdam are easy to counter

brave coral
#

it’s bc they were largely complaining about petty shit that no one cares about

fossil heron
#

"A campers greatest weapon is the pure ignorance of thier opponentsc

limber lily
#

So dice and ea sees

solid hinge
#

@solid hinge they were the camping the way they were directly over the stairs

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I seen someone complain about campers whilst camping

#

and i had no nade

brave coral
#

now there’s something positive to look forward to, they leave it alone

coral fiber
#

Just blow the building up lol

solid hinge
#

Just spam fire explosives

fossil heron
#

Tactical sitting you mean?

brave coral
#

which i guess is kinda good?

solid hinge
#

lmao

#

tactical hiding

solid carbon
#

"A campers greatest weapon is the pure ignorance of thier opponentsc
No, its shotguns and MMGs

solid hinge
fossil heron
#

IM NOT CAMPING IM DEFENDING

limber lily
#

Just mark them

fossil heron
#

There's no objective there

brave coral
#

if they drop complaints because they changed the colour of Gunter’s shirt, they can’t have been real issues

fossil heron
#

IM DEFENDING MY ASS NOW GET OFF OF IT

solid hinge
#

Guys

prime pine
#

I remember back at bo3 getting hate mail for anchoring an objective with the dingo

solid hinge
#

The germans

prime pine
#

That was good shit

solid hinge
#

Have the same brown as the british

#

It's an uncommon skin for the default cosmetics

main grove
#

Just realised that the Farquhar hill rifle WASN'T rejected by the brits and was actually ready to see quite a bit of service if the war went to 1919

fossil heron
#

What kind of broke mf wheres the og uniforms tho

solid hinge
#

Me to confuse the enemy

fossil heron
#

I have discovered that uniforms is a broke ppl problem

main grove
#

If german's kep the war going they would have had to go up against americans with Tommies and Brits with Semi auto rifles

limber lily
#

Imagine if someone made a company to counter greedy companies

solid hinge
#

The amount of people who don't realise sometimes is just stupid

limber lily
#

Like ea

solid carbon
#

I only use misaki to create some tears

#

why even bother with cosmetics

fossil heron
#

Misaki is my favorite

#

It's such a presence on the bf

solid hinge
#

I'm going to spam misaki on Europe and Ernst on japanese

fossil heron
#

Just existing gets the enemies tilted

solid hinge
#

Maby I'll buy hannah at some point

fossil heron
#

Nah

#

Dont do that

#

Hannah is ugly

limber lily
#

Misaki first waifu to have hair

solid carbon
#

Hannah´s bayonet scream is amazing, best in the game

#

ngl

fossil heron
#

Yeah but her outfit is very meh for 10 bucks

solid hinge
#

Never heard the scream

fossil heron
#

Is that scream worth 10 bucks to you?

solid hinge
#

Because I already bayonet charged them with Norman's mustache that Screams

fossil heron
#

I like norman

#

I feel like i had him as a teacher

solid hinge
#

norman is best elite

#

Norman's mustache brings hope

#

norman is best waifu

#

No

solid carbon
#

Nobody buys norman lul

fossil heron
#

Norman can have my babies

#

@solid carbon i did

solid hinge
#

Do not associate Norman with animr

limber lily
#

Im glad i dont make Dice cash

solid hinge
#

Anime

#

i want norman too

#

but i got no money

limber lily
#

If they arent gonna put effort no point to buy stuff

solid hinge
#

Getting money is easy

solid carbon
#

I see lots of Hannah´s recently

solid hinge
#

same

#

Payday 2 is basically a tutorial on how to get money

#

i wish hanna wore her jacket normally, its so irritating

limber lily
#

I hope bf6 isnt as bad

fossil heron
#

What if they need more money to put effort?

solid hinge
#

its like that german uniform with one leg tucked out the boot and one in

#

like fucking why

idle breach
#

oh the valkyrie

fossil heron
#

Bf5 is a good game and I hope they dont give up on it

solid hinge
#

wear ur clothes like a normal person

idle breach
#

because you gotta be different from other KIDS

#

you're not like other kids

desert dune
#

hanna's jacket really does irritate me

solid hinge
#

If bf6 is bad I'm becoming a butt hurt cod fan boy

#

hanna jacket is the only thing i hate about her

solid carbon
#

Her jacket is really weird

idle breach
#

you wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts

limber lily
#

@fossil heron that makes no sense since they have enough cash to add 20000 uniforms from modelers

fossil heron
#

If bf6 is bad itll probably still be better than cod

desert dune
#

jackets have two sleeves for a reason, lmao

solid hinge
#

No

#

I can't deal with another bfV

idle breach
#

honestly i think only hope for bf series is

fossil heron
#

@solid hinge do you play more bfv than cod?

solid hinge
#

Used to

idle breach
#

EA no longer utilize frostbite in like every other games

solid hinge
#

The new mw got me hooked

prime pine
#

Would rather buy a bundle over an elite to be honest

dense bone
#

are they gone?

fossil heron
#

The new mw feels like cod

brave coral
#

same

fossil heron
#

And cod got old

limber lily
#

I only play BF5 for panzerstorm

idle breach
#

so DICE gotta make a good game, instead of making an engine and focus less on game

solid hinge
#

hanna is hot

idle breach
#

yes gone

dense bone
#

niceu

prime pine
#

Well someone had to say it

idle breach
#

niceu

brave coral
#

990 boins is much better spent on a decent bundle than an elite imo

idle breach
#

we now talk about bfv waifu

solid hinge
#

I'm glad call of duty went back to modern

#

hanna> masaki

prime pine
#

Really only if buy ONE elite i think thats fair enough

fossil heron
#

Cod ww2 was actually decent tho

solid hinge
#

isle between since she got no face

#

or whatever her name is

#

I play fortnite more than battlefield now

prime pine
#

Ilse

solid carbon
#

Ilse

idle breach
#

huh

#

oh

prime pine
#

The s is silent

limber lily
#

So when are we gonna burn moscow....

brave coral
#

if the elite was usable as a standard character and potentially you had the uniform as parts then definitely more worth

fossil heron
#

Aww so you dont care about gameplay

solid hinge
#

BfV is just so annoying to play Compared to other games

prime pine
#

Ileh

solid carbon
#

Why is the S silent

prime pine
#

Is it?

brave coral
#

it’s not?

prime pine
#

I thought it was

fossil heron
#

I think you just got sick of bf

#

Bfv isn't bad

#

Go play 4

solid carbon
#

Ilse is short for Elisabeth

prime pine
#

Ive been saying it wrong all this time! Dammit!

solid hinge
#

I do

solid carbon
#

Its not silent

brave coral
#

it would be pronounced “ill-suh”

limber lily
#

It is pretty bad tbh

brave coral
#

or potentially zuh

fossil heron
#

4 was awesome but if you cant enjoy it then you found your problem

limber lily
#

How many times do you each bug on bf5

solid hinge
#

I play bf4 but it's outdated

fossil heron
#

A lot

solid hinge
#

her voice is hot

fossil heron
#

But its fixable

solid hinge
#

especially when i shot her and shes screaming

bronze niche
#

ive never seen this cheat before, a guy is instantly reviving everyone who dies on his team

solid hinge
#

I want a new bf4

fossil heron
#

Fundamentally the game is good

prime pine
#

Jesus christ

solid hinge
#

@solid hinge me too

limber lily
#

Most of the time you may even be stuck...

solid hinge
#

BfV is a good game but it's just been boring recently

limber lily
#

Requiring a restart

fossil heron
#

Noobies if you played 4 on a good pc you'd see its not really dated

#

Just console is

solid hinge
#

bf4 on ps3 is dated asf

solid carbon
#

BfV is a good game but it's just been boring recently
You just need something to do like getting every gun to level 10

solid hinge
#

graphics literally looks like san andreas

#

its unplaying

#

unplayable*

#

on ps3

fossil heron
#

I'm getting every gun gold @solid carbon

solid carbon
#

Nice

fossil heron
#

Its a fun challenge

solid hinge
#

I would get a pc but I'm aids with mouse and keyboard and if I'm using controller I'm at a huge disadvantage

limber lily
#

Xbox>PS

solid hinge
#

i need a pc

limber lily
#

Console wars

solid hinge
#

i want a pc to bad

fossil heron
#

@solid hinge not with snaap

solid hinge
#

And console is easier to set up

#

but i cant get a job cause of corona

solid carbon
#

You can lol

fossil heron
#

Pc isnt hard to set up

limber lily
#

Maybe you just cant get a job

solid hinge
#

here

#

legit its a ghost town

#

I'm stupid

#

everything closed

fossil heron
#

And mouse and keyboard only takes like a week to get used to

solid hinge
#

Ik

limber lily
#

@fossil heron its best to build one tho

solid hinge
#

I'm supposed to get a pc if this covid shit blows over

fossil heron
#

@limber lily yeah but even then its just like 2 hours of your time

limber lily
#

Retail prices are usually 3x the actual price

fossil heron
#

Oh yeah

solid hinge
#

i been trying get a pc for years, but smth bad happens every year i get the money

#

I'll probably just buy a pre build pc

fossil heron
#

I honestly just paid my buddy 50 bucks and a case of beer to share to buidl mine for me

trail furnace
#

prebuilt pcs are a good choice but a PAIN to upgrade

prime pine
#

Ah fuck it

limber lily
#

1.5k$ PC in a store? Ur looking at 500$ build sadly

solid hinge
#

last year had to pay tuition when all of a sudden my fin aid and scholarship didnt go through, year before that got in a car accident, and year before that some more bs

prime pine
#

Jeez

fossil heron
#

Get that stimulus check ready boys

solid hinge
#

we not getting any

#

I'd just waste more money like I do when a new console comes out

limber lily
#

Im getting

fossil heron
#

Y not?

solid hinge
#

if ur under 24, a dependent, or a college student

#

ur not getting one

#

kek

fossil heron
#

Yeah thats dumb

solid hinge
#

and i meet all 3 of those

#

ffs

prime pine
#

Just focus on a console

#

Really

#

Pc is nice

limber lily
#

Maybe grow older and find a kid to take in

fossil heron
#

A college student can get the check if they're independent

solid hinge
#

i want a pc for other reasons too

limber lily
#

Like skyrim

solid hinge
#

im not an independent

prime pine
#

I would only concentrate on a laptop

fossil heron
#

Im just sayin

solid hinge
#

I only want pc for a few pc exclusives

prime pine
#

A simple laptop that can play doom with mods is good enough

solid hinge
#

the gov said fuck u ghosty

prime pine
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Original doom that is

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Look

solid hinge
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Snes doom is where its at

prime pine
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Og doom is badass

solid hinge
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"how u gone hate from outside the club, u cant even get in" has never applied to me more than now

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Was it SNES or NES

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Or both

prime pine
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Ill let my tipsy Bodie do the talking

limber lily
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The USA was so shit at dealing with corona....

solid hinge
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My brain fucked rn

limber lily
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Were the most prepared yet our politicans fought

solid hinge
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Trump gunna build a wall to stop corona

prime pine
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Oh right

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My light blew out so i cant see....

limber lily
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I shot it

solid hinge
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Easy solution

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Turn on discord light mode

prime pine
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Fuck the light

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Oh

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Thats actually a better solution

fossil heron
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Oh man this virus just pissed me off again

solid hinge
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Just don't watch your screen

limber lily
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The new discord mobile UI update is garbage

prime pine
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Oh my god that is bright

solid hinge
desert dune
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oh god

solid hinge
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@fossil heron i was about to go to IT school but they closed cause of this, so im beyond pissed

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Can you believe I used that for a year straight

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Now I go back and I feel blind

fossil heron
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Trump admin just cut federal funding of testing for the virus. He wants to suppress the numbers to open the country earlier than it is responsible to

solid hinge
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@prime pine fucking ow, my eyes

prime pine
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I gotta deal with this shit

limber lily
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@fossil heron source?

desert temple
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can anyone help? bfv is not producing any sound for me, in sound mixer it doesn't even show as making any sort of noise, other things work like titanfall 2 and everything else

coarse thunder
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Realpolitik moment

solid hinge
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Check ingaame audio settings

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Aand try to restart bfv

desert temple
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i have restarted it many times, i'm on pc

solid hinge
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If that no work then that's just bfv doing what it does best

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@solid hinge UK is no more in the EU

desert temple
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also ingame audio settings doesn't let me choose audio devices

fossil heron
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His strategy is to literally pretend its not so bad

solid hinge
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It's in the EU

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egirls and onlyfan hoes the only people with certain job certainty rn

prime pine
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Oh god this stuff is good

solid hinge
fossil heron
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Sorry wrong place for this I'm just mad

solid hinge
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The UK hasn't fully left the EU yet

prime pine
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Oh i love the sensation of the burning belly

solid hinge
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Rn it's basically a trial

limber lily
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Being pregnant?

idle breach
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i live in kinda well controlled region

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but it doesn't feel fucking safe at all

prime pine
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Ijust got some booze.

idle breach
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it feels like just waiting in vain for inevitable apocalypse

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or like

solid hinge
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i only got a tiny bit of whiskey left

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and some gin and juice

fossil heron
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I'm getting drunk tonight and playing monopoly

solid hinge
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Drunk monopoly

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👌

idle breach
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watching neighbors house got burning down while chained down in your house?

prime pine
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Honestly. You dont wanna waste the stuff but at the same time booze is good eh ghosty?

fossil heron
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Only monopoly worth playing

solid hinge
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im officially out of muny

fossil heron
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Start an only fans

solid hinge
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and ye, alcohol is noice

prime pine
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I got fireball

solid hinge
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Not always

fossil heron
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Ew

idle breach
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don't drink hand sanitizer

prime pine
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Its so nice

solid hinge
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i got jim bean

prime pine
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Ohhhh

fossil heron
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@idle breach you boof that

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Silly

idle breach
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i was curious kid when i was young

prime pine
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The good shit eh ghostie

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OH LOL

idle breach
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learned lots of things hard way

solid hinge
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Same

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Probably the best way

idle breach
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like uh

prime pine
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I mean. I learned to never put aluminium in the microwave through innocent use

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Fucking fire

solid hinge
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Falling out of a tree hurts

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someone told me they thought they could get drunk off hand sanitizer

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i never been the same since

prime pine
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Running into a screen door hurts too

solid hinge
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Running into a lamp post hurts

prime pine
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I remember running full fucking force into one when i was smol

idle breach
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don't ride a motorcycle with "questionable" ability

solid hinge
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I did that so many times it's unbelievable

prime pine
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I once hit my head on the fridge

idle breach
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don't punch the wall with full strength

prime pine
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By going upwards

idle breach
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or like don't try to make some quick money by threatening to hurt yourself

solid hinge
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A few hours ago I opened my oven and instead of grabbing the handle to close the door I grabbed the actual metal frame

idle breach
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o no

solid carbon
fossil heron
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You can get drunk off hand sanitizer tho

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It wont be a fun buzz but buzz nonetheless

idle breach
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i once trying to get back to my house, shoved my fingernail in keyhole instead key and

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turned the handle full power

fossil heron
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Ouch

idle breach
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much ouch, almost 2 months

solid hinge
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You ever just slam the door shut on a finger or two

prime pine
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Im dizzy

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YES

solid hinge
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I could stand up and collapse

prime pine
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Hey i dont mean to be a dick but uh

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Maybe we could continue this in gen?

solid hinge
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Maby

brave garnet
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Hug a tank

solid hinge
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Hug a tiger 1 whilst being american

solid carbon
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Hey i dont mean to be a dick but uh
DICK

solid hinge
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i threw a nade at an guy just as he was about to shoot me

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he shot it and killed himself

brave garnet
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Or put it in a bowl

solid hinge
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this happened yesterday too

fossil heron
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But this convo shoed away the muh realism folks

prime pine
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@solid carbon FUCK YOU

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I cant use light mode

brave garnet
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@prime pinehey calm down

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Calm your tits

solid hinge
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You ever just play bf4 and watch your team give away their scout heli and tanks like they are nothing then spend the whole match dying to a Chinese soldier in an American scout heli

solid carbon
idle breach
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to be realistic, grenade should not explode when get shot

solid hinge
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👌

idle breach
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and also you need to spend hmm like 4~6 weeks in bootcamp

solid hinge
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i killed a type 2a user

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5 times now

idle breach
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before playing the game

solid hinge
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feels noice

brave garnet
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Start tbagging

solid hinge
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Imagine killing a type 2a user with the mp28

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At close range

fossil heron
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I always tbag t2a users

brave garnet
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Imagine killing one with melee

limber lily
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How do i find bf waifu

solid hinge
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i killed him with a the tommy gun kek

solid carbon
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Its funny when you kill a type2a medic with a shotgun but he calls YOU a noob

solid hinge
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the m1faewhatever

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Reminds me how the fuck this balls hit happens

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I was bayonet charging someone

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And they stabbed me and the front anim happened and I. Died

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Not them

warm atlas
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Battlefield Tracker finally tracks flamethrower kills pepeDS

solid hinge
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ME

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Nerf Kalibri

brave garnet
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Really

solid hinge
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the m1928a1

brave garnet
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Not how many minutes

solid hinge
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i killed a type 2a user with that

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Is flamethrower still hit marker machine

warm atlas
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No

solid hinge
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I need to use it more then

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i got the m1928a1 extendo mag

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I remember just getting a fuck load of hit markers and never used it again

brave garnet
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I cooked like 38 people with it on iwo jima til a tanki made me stop

solid hinge
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it sucks at anything thats not right in front of u

warm atlas
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I have exactly 200 kills with it atm

solid hinge
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but it treats me well

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Flamethrower damages tanks

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I learned that the hard way

brave garnet
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Mhm