battlefield-legacy-titles

[untold wraith]

Detracts all the fun of learning to play a game

Also ruins everyone else’s experience

[uneven hollow]

Liberator with the times 6 scope

[prime pine]

SHOTGUN TIME

[near kelp]

All hackers should be castrated as a punishment 😩

[prime pine]

Honestly. I'd hack to make interesting lobbies

[near kelp]

Thats not hacking

Thats modding

[untold wraith]

Hackers only server

[uneven hollow]

I’ll mod in the Italians and French in

[untold wraith]

Aussies plz

[near kelp]

Ill mod in a girlfriend for me

[untold wraith]

Solomon Islands should be full of Aussies

[uneven hollow]

Natural habitat

Well they had a natural habitat

[ocean smelt]

If I got a good pc, I’d hack a server and have the TTK and UI reverted to re-live the glory days

[untold wraith]

Feelsbadman

[ocean smelt]

Lol

[untold wraith]

I like the close wins

When it’s down to like 2 guys

[uneven hollow]

Imagine getting that 4 round as a mode from grand ops

[near kelp]

The game in console is starting to die

[untold wraith]

Hmmm I disagree

[rocky verge]

Nah

[ocean smelt]

I can’t find full conquest lobbies on console again

[uneven hollow]

Idk how I feel about conquest

[ocean smelt]

Yeah conquest on certain maps is whack

I get scared I’ll load into Wake Island as Americans every time I load conquest

[uneven hollow]

What about the Nintendo switch

[near kelp]

@solid hinge there is a difference between dead and staring to die

[rocky verge]

What about the Wii

[uneven hollow]

What about mobile

[rocky verge]

Gta 5 mobile

Download now

[uneven hollow]

With 10mil

[rocky verge]

[near kelp]

Raid shadow legends skins for m1 garand when?

[ocean smelt]

BFV on my iPod when?

[near kelp]

When ayla ascends to godhood

[uneven hollow]

Panzer und girls crossover when

[solid hinge]

Yo guys

SHUT UP

NOW

SHUT

[rocky verge]

No

[solid hinge]

UP

@rocky verge ily..

[ocean smelt]

I’ve had multiple full matches of conquest on BF4 and this might come as a huge surprise to everyone, but it’s still great

[solid hinge]

lmao

[rocky verge]

That's gay

[solid hinge]

Like you

And me

w<

[uneven hollow]

OwO

[rocky verge]

Ain't gay tho

[solid hinge]

ahem

you like both

So

That makes you gae

[uneven hollow]

Oof on bf1

He is gey he likes women and women likes dicc and that’s gey

[rocky verge]

But I can't take ya Profile pic with me

[uneven hollow]

Do we even have that channel

[rocky verge]

[solid hinge]

Yes

i am

Women

Love me

[ocean smelt]

And now the chat slowly starts to devolve into a shitposter’s paradise

[solid hinge]

Am i pretty?

[pulsar mica]

Ok Snugglefar*s

[ocean smelt]

Lol

[uneven hollow]

It’s more like memeing

[ocean smelt]

Shitposting is shitposting

[solid hinge]

I am.. pretty gay

[ocean smelt]

Idek what’s going on at this point

If I look away for a moment then I’ll miss something and everyone’s saying random ass things

[solid hinge]

Yeah..

He is right

[uneven hollow]

Imagine using a banana as a gun or a melee weapon in bfv

[solid hinge]

Imagine using your fingers as a gun

[pulsar mica]

There is a meme video in YouTube where a man kill people with banana

He even slots throat with banana

[ocean smelt]

I really hope the Russians get a potato as a grenade

[rocky verge]

When you put milk in a cup before hot chocolate

[uneven hollow]

Eat it and use it as weapon

[rocky verge]

Now its ruined

[solid hinge]

Am i pretty?

[uneven hollow]

[latent socket]

no

[pulsar mica]

Umm.. NOT

[solid hinge]

how am i not..

[uneven hollow]

Because your pretty gey

[ocean smelt]

Bc ur gorgeous xd

[uneven hollow]

[solid hinge]

MWUWAHWHWAHAHH

YES

[uneven hollow]

We should all have the whoo hoo time

[solid hinge]

Let's forget about bf

owo

lets

Lets

AAH

Ah

[uneven hollow]

Bfv and chill OwO

[solid hinge]

YES UwU

[pulsar mica]

Ok SnugglG*ykis

[solid hinge]

tf

Ahh

[ocean smelt]

Let’s conquest and chill

[sacred slate]

hey join us in battlefield 1, opration

[solid hinge]

Snuggle-gay-kiss 😩

[near kelp]

Bf=battlefield
Bf=boyfriend

[sacred slate]

Verdun Heights

[solid hinge]

Bf=battlefield
Bf=boyfriend
MmMM

[uneven hollow]

Breakthrough and snooze

[sacred slate]

comeon "JOIN me (help opration start playing) Verdu Heights" on battlefield 1

[solid hinge]

Is Canis Horribilis the only Visor cap in the game that doesn't come with a toque?!

yes

no

i dont know

[near kelp]

@uneven hollow breakthrough and breakthrough

[uneven hollow]

[solid hinge]

I want a German visor cap that doesn't contain a mask of some sort

Or a toque

@uneven hollow conquest and frontlines

Did i just.. said..

The f word...

[uneven hollow]

Frontlines and rush

[near kelp]

The fuck did you say

[solid hinge]

You said the f word too

[sacred slate]

ok thanks @solid hinge

[solid hinge]

[ocean smelt]

@solid hinge I feel like if it’s not flamboyant DICE won’t see any interest in making it

[solid hinge]

what

[near kelp]

Im going to say the N-word

[solid hinge]

I only wanted to send two

[near kelp]

Narvik

[solid hinge]

i'm going to say the p word

panzerstorm

=

cancerstorm

[uneven hollow]

I’m gonna say the F word and i word

French and Italy

[solid hinge]

Don't give me false hope Angra

[vestal locust]

49-5 in a plane, supporting the flag and taking out hard targets like nests and tanks

Also unlocked the bazooka

[ocean smelt]

I’m gonna say the L word

[uneven hollow]

[ocean smelt]

Lofoten Islands

[rocky verge]

N

North America

[solid hinge]

i word

[uneven hollow]

B
Battle of the BuLgE

[solid hinge]

@rocky verge i love you

nono

i hate you

[near kelp]

OwO bulge

[rocky verge]

Mmk

[solid hinge]

💔

jk

ily

[rocky verge]

I hate yoy

Go away

[solid hinge]

nono,,

Dont be like him..

Come on..

People mentioning Italian related content in the files
Me:

[uneven hollow]

I mean there’s still hope right

[solid hinge]

Maybe

valentine uniform epic

[uneven hollow]

Tbh it does look nice

[ocean smelt]

@solid hinge just ignore it

[solid hinge]

its subtle

[uneven hollow]

Maybe the Brit version of the Valentine will still look trash

[ocean smelt]

Eventually there’ll be people who actually want to talk about the game

[uneven hollow]

Yea

[solid hinge]

OwO bulge
Bulge..

[near kelp]

I doubt it

[solid hinge]

Battle of the Bulge

[near kelp]

Unless the game becomes playable again

[solid hinge]

That would be a fun map tbh

[near kelp]

@solid hinge OwO

[solid hinge]

Americans Vs. Germans

[ocean smelt]

I’m curious though

[near kelp]

Battle for the bulge UwU

[solid hinge]

Japanese invasion of Manchuria

[uneven hollow]

Yes

Big yes

Sword vs sword

[solid hinge]

Japanese invasion of florida

[ocean smelt]

Will DICE give out free cosmetics for the U.S to match the European setting?

[solid hinge]

@near kelp On other news, the Allies squeeze the German bulge

Chinese only get lunge mine and a cleaver

[near kelp]

7u7

[solid hinge]

7u7

@ocean smelt Technically, they did.

[uneven hollow]

More bayonets for the Chinese and Japanese

[ocean smelt]

It would looks weird to see people in the enlisted outfit in the European theatre

Wait, @solid hinge they did?

[solid hinge]

The U.S. trench coat that's available was never worn on the pacific theater

[ocean smelt]

Ohhh

[solid hinge]

It was only worn in Europe

[rocky verge]

4 varieties of the Puma coming

[ocean smelt]

The besieged bundle?

[near kelp]

There is a US trenchcoat

?

[untold wraith]

Don’t you just love it when your squadmates stand on your body and don’t revive?

[ocean smelt]

I loved those uniforms

[solid hinge]

Yes

[rocky verge]

Puma for the win boys

[solid hinge]

@rocky verge you me and you

[ocean smelt]

The Nomad uniform looks so nice

[solid hinge]

Yeah, it's the nomad

On the beseiged collection

[ocean smelt]

But I was thinking of something like the Yankee or Eagle

[solid hinge]

I only want the beseiged bundle for the Helmet.

The one with the net

[ocean smelt]

Yeah! I got that because I didn’t have the Yankee outfit

[solid hinge]

But 990 is a bit steep

[uneven hollow]

True

[ocean smelt]

I wanted the net helmet so badly

[solid hinge]

I just spent 750 on a single German uniform...

[uneven hollow]

But thank that it’s not like 20 dollars like fallout 76

[solid hinge]

The worst part is, I don't even play on German maps, I'm mostly at the pacific

[ocean smelt]

I would’ve purchased the valentines outfit if the pallet was a bit different so I could mix and match with other cosmetics

[solid hinge]

Even if I am in a German V British map, I mostly play as the British anyways

[ocean smelt]

Yeah

[solid hinge]

The Valentine is a terrible bundle in my opinion

No

[uneven hollow]

It might but looks cool

[solid hinge]

If it wasn't so expensive, I might've gotten it

Yes

It does

[uneven hollow]

Especially for the tank

[solid hinge]

Red Tank

Oh yes..

Ohhh, so cool

Yes...

[uneven hollow]

Red tank means Chinese are coming

[solid hinge]

AND SOVIET

You know what's better?

P I N K A M E R I C A N P L A N E

[uneven hollow]

Japan vs China and japan vs Russia

[ocean smelt]

Korean War

[near kelp]

No

[vestal locust]

Oh lord... the bazooka is fucking bliss

[ocean smelt]

I mean if there gonna go down that forgotten battles route

[solid hinge]

Yes..

Rainbow american plane...

Yeah...

🏳️‍🌈

🌈

[prime pine]

SHOTGUN TIME AXES

[ocean smelt]

Oh boi

[uneven hollow]

And if they did do forgotten battles they should have included Italy and France

[ocean smelt]

There are Dutch cosmetics in the game

[solid hinge]

@uneven hollow battle of florida...

Here is my list of battles that I would love to be in the game
Italians Vs British in Al Alamein
Italians Vs. Americans in the Invasion of Sicily AKA operation Husky
Germans Vs. Soviets in Stalingrad or Leningrad
Germans Vs. Soviets in Berlin (Minus the children getting killed)
And of course, the Americans Vs. Canadians in Operation Cottage

OPERATION HUSKY

[uneven hollow]

Yes

[solid hinge]

We have a skin for that tho

[uneven hollow]

And even the Americans vs Canadians in Alaska

[solid hinge]

Husky

[ocean smelt]

@solid hinge yes 💯

[solid hinge]

For the american sh..sherman

[coral fiber]

The ping bars are actually working for once

[uneven hollow]

Seeing France vs Italy would also be nice same with Brit vs Italy and Germany vs France

[coral fiber]

Full bars finally

[solid hinge]

Yes..

[coral fiber]

Even on west coast servers, the ping bar wasn't full

[solid hinge]

Full bars..

[coral fiber]

So i couldn't tell which server is which

[solid hinge]

...

Asian... ping..

You had the British, Americans, Aus-Hun, Australians, Italians, French, Germans, T*rkish, Russians, and Bolsheviks in BF1. that's 10 freakin factions

So I doubt it's too much to ask for BFV to add 2 more.

[uneven hollow]

Ikr

[solid hinge]

T*rkish

What Armenians?

turkish

Cringe

[vestal locust]

Oh man... they need to fix the jumping out of friendly planes.. the speeding bug is to much lol

[solid hinge]

Ikr!

[ocean smelt]

@solid hinge I feel like the only reason we don’t have new factions right now is that DICE wants to develop not only just weapons and maps, but also a crap ton of cosmetics for both the Armory, ToW and any newer Chapters added in the future

[uneven hollow]

And more women

[solid hinge]

Not to mention hiring more voice actors

[ocean smelt]

Yeah

[solid hinge]

That speak fluent Italian or whatever faction they add

[uneven hollow]

Especially women voice actress

Memeing is fun but I need to stop

[solid hinge]

Oh yeah, I forgot w*men are in the game

[ocean smelt]

Before they just needed to develop four different looking characters, maps and guns. Now there needs to be a plethora of cosmetics as well

[solid hinge]

At LEAST this time it will make sense to see a woman in the USSR

[uneven hollow]

True

[ocean smelt]

Exactly

[solid hinge]

For once, it will make sense that women are in the game to begin with

[uneven hollow]

Russian females are the chads while the other factions females are virgins

[solid hinge]

Russian women were absolute chads

no denial

To be fair, you'd only see women as snipers and medics in the soviet union, but still

[uneven hollow]

But of course dice has smoll brain

[ocean smelt]

But idc too much about women, just the experience of being captivated by WW2

[solid hinge]

ew there is an edgy kid using type 2a

[ocean smelt]

And gameplay of course

[solid hinge]

Let's be real though, 95% of the people who play as the female characters are men.

[uneven hollow]

When dice hears that we all love the Russian women

Dice: I thought you guys where sexist

[solid hinge]

I'm pretty sure a handful of women who play BFV would still rather play as the males anyways

If you don't use guns realistic to your faction are you even pro gamer

[ocean smelt]

Oh boy

[uneven hollow]

True

But sadly they don’t have a Japanese assault gun

[solid hinge]

Because, what Japanese assault rifles are there?

Arisaka

[uneven hollow]

Have to use the m1907 sf

Type 4

[solid hinge]

That's a bolt rifle

i like boys..

Good for you

handful? we have a quite large facebook group

Arisaka is assault gun

[uneven hollow]

A copy cat of the m1 grand

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge do you..?

Uhhhhh no

How..

Because I'm also a male

What the fuck

[uneven hollow]

Type 4 or the type 30 one those

[solid hinge]

i was talking about the BOYS AT RIFLE

You thought I was a w*man?

Oh, I see

Well in that case, yes, I love boys

Good rifle

Same UwU

Very big rifle

[uneven hollow]

And there’s the type 4 rocket launcher

[solid hinge]

And so powerful

[uneven hollow]

A copy of the bazooka

[rocky verge]

So close to M1A1 bazooka

Give already dice

[solid hinge]

BOI 💯 AT Rifle

The Type 4 would be epic though

It's basically the Japanese Garand

[rocky verge]

Make a mod for that on PC

Every time a Boys at rifle shoots

It says Boi

[solid hinge]

or yeet

Nah, it would just play a loud ass bass

[uneven hollow]

Type 4 with the bayonet on the Japanese assault class

[ocean smelt]

Where’s the Welrod at?

[solid hinge]

Nonexistent

I just out sniped a dude on iwo jima with my iron sights m1 garand

pro gamer move

Sorry pal, cool content isn't allowed

[ocean smelt]

I’m ready for the Oberez 2.0

[solid hinge]

150m

NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 1 AND A HALF FUCKING WEEK TILL NEW SKINS ARRIVE

I WANTED THE A L P I N I S K I N

[ocean smelt]

:<

[solid hinge]

Snipe someone with the ross mk9 rifle

[ocean smelt]

I know the pain

[uneven hollow]

Type 26 revolver tho

[solid hinge]

It's good

[ocean smelt]

I literally owned every single item in the armory

[solid hinge]

nuff said

The Type 26, is good.

Basically a slower but more powerful Webley

[uneven hollow]

We need at least one more jap sidearm

Like how come the Americans has 2 and jap 1

[solid hinge]

No we D O N T

japanese

have 2

here we see the A L P I N I skin set

[uneven hollow]

Nani

[solid hinge]

There's 3 american sidearms actually

1911, Model 27, and Liberator

you forgetting silver plated 1911

so 4

[ocean smelt]

The Liberator was manufactured by the U.S, but given to French resistance fighters

[solid hinge]

Still an American gun

[uneven hollow]

How about getting the type 4 rifle with the bayonet and the type type 4 70m rocket launcher

Is that better

[solid hinge]

more japanese stuff

dice pls

[uneven hollow]

Basically a copy of m1 grand and bazooka

But more interesting

[open surge]

man I used the type 2a yesterday and teared shit up

what a cancerous gun

[solid hinge]

Silver m1 GAYrand..

[open surge]

far too easy to use

[ocean smelt]

Yeah I’m scared that Japan will get ditched after the U.S get put into the European theatre or if the Russians get added

[solid hinge]

Why the hell is next week's tides of war reward ANOTHER FUCKING HOMELESS MAN SKIN?!?!?!?

[open surge]

far too effective for its ease

[solid hinge]

rainbow m1 garandeh.

[uneven hollow]

Tbh the next tow skin is trash

Should have been just the tank top

[open surge]

as long as we get maps from actual important ww2 battles...

[uneven hollow]

No add ons

[solid hinge]

There is literally hardly any difference between this week's and next week's tides of war reward

[uneven hollow]

I mean this week is better than the next

[solid hinge]

no we got given them for free at the chapter launch

Why the hell is next week's tides of war reward ANOTHER FUCKING HOMELESS MAN SKIN?!?!?!?
n-no..

[uneven hollow]

It’s a simple tank top with just his water and smoll bag

[solid hinge]

Well.. yes..

look at the completed weekly assignment

[uneven hollow]

Very immersive

But the next one doesn’t look immersive

[solid hinge]

Next week's reward's difference between this week's is that he has ammo pouches and has better hair, that's it...

[uneven hollow]

Tbh ammo pouches ruins it

[glad knot]

i finished this week assignment

what next

[open surge]

i need to pick up a fg42 to finish that roses are red thing

[solid hinge]

so if you are looking to blame someone try the redditors who cry about drip feeding content, the lunge mine and LMG would have been last week's and this week's ToW rewards

[glad knot]

roses are red.
violet are blue
please buff FG-42
we all want it too

[solid hinge]

I'm not stepping foot in Reddit.

[open surge]

good

[ocean smelt]

Where are my boxer shorts for my U.S soldier?

[solid hinge]

i think drip feeding keeps it entertaining

They have dissolved themselves to Ifunny levels of humor

[ocean smelt]

You know I’ll be wearing that if Omaha beach gets added

[glad knot]

Imagine seeing Misaki Use naruto spell
to make her having a multiple clone

[solid hinge]

Imagine the battle of Okinawa? Where you have to climb on the Cliff ropes only to be greeted with a hail of bullets from defending Japanese forces

[uneven hollow]

Oof

[glad knot]

i don't wanna see Misaki clone running around lol

[solid hinge]

hmm I would have thought that someone of your levels of epicness would have wanted an authentic saving private ryan sniper outfit

[uneven hollow]

Okinawa with grand ops

[solid hinge]

If they add Okinawa, I will literally become Desmond Doss

[glad knot]

Iwo jima.
no grand op

what

[solid hinge]

IWO JIEEIMWI WIHR ATGAND OPSS

Where I never fire my weapon and devote myself to saving my friends

[glad knot]

Cmon man

we could change grand op from Paratrooper

to landing craft

[ocean smelt]

I feel like there will be two maps for Okinawa

[uneven hollow]

True

[glad knot]

for the Pacific

[ocean smelt]

One vehicle focused and one infantry focused

[solid hinge]

I know D-Day has been done to death already

But it would still be nice

[uneven hollow]

North and south

[glad knot]

D-day has been done to death

but

cmon

[uneven hollow]

But I think south would be better due to the shuri castle

[glad knot]

its one of the most iconic world war 2 battle ever

[uneven hollow]

Dday would be really nice in bfv

[glad knot]

why don't add it?

[uneven hollow]

Because in cod ww2 is yikes

[solid hinge]

You can still make it British Vs. Germans

[glad knot]

Dice already make America landing craft already

so why not

[solid hinge]

NORMANDY

[glad knot]

just use the same landing craft for d day grand op

[open surge]

the cool thing about d day is

[glad knot]

Mg-42

[uneven hollow]

Gold dday

[glad knot]

Mg-42 stationary

[open surge]

if they ever made it a breakthrough thing, you know it'll actually be fair

[glad knot]

lol

[uneven hollow]

Or the Ohio dday

[glad knot]

Just add a little bit more bunker to the Normandy beach

[uneven hollow]

Or even Juno dday

[solid hinge]

dday

Add

There are 2 British landed beaches to choose from

Dday

Sword and Gold

Or i will break iwo jima and dice

[glad knot]

And 1 canadian

i forgot which beach it was

[uneven hollow]

Canada was Juno I believe

[solid hinge]

Juno

[open surge]

you could just have an entire chapter devoted to the american/british offensives against the germans

and have all that

[glad knot]

I miss the old BF1 story telling

before entering Operation

[open surge]

you could even make grand ops a thing again

[glad knot]

i mean cmon that was Epic as fuck

Narration was amazing

[uneven hollow]

Community games on dday whole German army uses mg42 while Americans have m1 or bar

[solid hinge]

There are a handful of Italian uniforms and guns already, might as well make it a faction already

[uneven hollow]

[open surge]

no

your italian outfit-wearing soldier shall remain a jerry

[solid hinge]

The Americans also used Springfield Rifles and Thompsons in the Dday invasions

[uneven hollow]

Yes

[glad knot]

How about we make it like BF1

[solid hinge]

Speaking of Springfield

[glad knot]

use standard rifle only

[solid hinge]

DICE, ADD THE 1903 SPRINGFIELD!

[glad knot]

and some little bar added

[solid hinge]

The 1903 Springfield is a chad rifle

Mosin is for Virgins, I'm sorry

It's the truth

[open surge]

wat

[solid hinge]

xd
Yes

[uneven hollow]

Italy and France are simply reused assets right

Gives them plenty of time for other stuff

[solid hinge]

no i like mosin

[glad knot]

Add Battle of okinawa

[open surge]

wasn't this game like

[glad knot]

and dice

Please.

[open surge]

britain v germany for the longest time

[glad knot]

Kamikaze

[solid hinge]

I hate that I started playing the game too late... So I wasn't able to unlock the KA BAR in chapter 5

But I got the Model 27, so we gucci

[uneven hollow]

Banzai

[solid hinge]

Buff Jeeps

[glad knot]

bruh

[solid hinge]

Jeep Stuff

[glad knot]

Suicide jeep are god damn cool

[solid hinge]

I want machine gun on jeeps

[uneven hollow]

Wait until you hear what the Japanese has

[solid hinge]

wott

[uneven hollow]

Suicide trucks

[solid hinge]

Ok a truck

put a v1 in it

boom

reinforcement

[uneven hollow]

Big truck with massive explosives

[open surge]

brrrrrrrrrrr

[solid hinge]

20k points

[open surge]

oh the japanese started the jihad jeep

maybe we should rename it

banzai bus

[ocean smelt]

Oof a new German Tank was found in the files

[solid hinge]

Imagine the Maus tank though

Nah, fuck that, ADD THE FUCKING GUSTAV CANNON

[uneven hollow]

Or the ratte

[glad knot]

We want Navy fight

Like battlefield 1

[solid hinge]

Imagine an Air Superiority map, but set in Pearl Harbor

[glad knot]

and change tank to Ship

Instead of calling tank
you calling for ship instead

[solid hinge]

Where you play as the Japs in the skies, where you're objective is to damage the American ships, while as the americans, you man the AAs shooting down jap planes

Kamikaze reinforcment

[uneven hollow]

If it was made In 2008 then bfv would have had massive balls

[solid hinge]

Why at that specific date?

[uneven hollow]

Idk it was also the release date of cod waw

So like why not you know

[solid hinge]

COD WAW was the best COD set in WW2

no

[uneven hollow]

Unlike cod ww2

[solid hinge]

Finest hour was

[uneven hollow]

Imagine if cod made a ww1 game

[solid hinge]

it wouldnt make sense

game is too fast pace

[open surge]

the bolt actions would be peashooters

[solid hinge]

That would immediately be bashed by "COD WW1 and BF1 comparison videos"

[open surge]

that too

i see bf4 vs modern warfare videos

nevermind the fact that bf4 is from 2013

[sharp girder]

So

[solid hinge]

Guys, look at this detail in this newly created game, while this Battlefield fella doesn't have that, clearly inferior guys, like and subscribe

[sharp girder]

Is it bad that I only started playing Battlefield more often because I'm getting good at it?

[solid hinge]

Isn't that normal?

Honestly, if I feel like I will never improve in a game, I would just not bother

[sharp girder]

Lol I'm only good due to my guns. Aka the Lewis gun with a scope and STG44 ??

That is what I feel

[solid hinge]

I would call you a sweat for using the STG, but that title was quickly replaced by the Type 2A

[sharp girder]

Yesss

[solid hinge]

I don't know why less people are using the Type 2A though

What happened?

[sharp girder]

Is it bad that I run the Lewis gun and lunge mine?

[icy sluice]

no

[ocean smelt]

They got gold on it and now they’ve moved onto STG44

[solid hinge]

I'm sure that's normal as well

[uneven hollow]

Idk how I feel about Ernst with the lunge mine

[solid hinge]

@uneven hollow STUUUUURRRRRMMMMMMM

[ocean smelt]

@uneven hollow that is cursed

[uneven hollow]

I just saw it on the arras map

[solid hinge]

Hey guuys watjs goingg on!! Recently had my bedd time extended to 10 pm!
Just wanted to share with u guyz

I love that you get to play as a German in the Japanese army, and vice versa

[uneven hollow]

I was like that ain’t right

[solid hinge]

It's gonna be even more cursed when they add the USSR, and you're playing as an American or British

[uneven hollow]

There should be a law saying we should only use lunge mines in the pacific

[solid hinge]

Implying that anyone actually play as the Jack elite

I'm sure 80% of people who have the Jack Elite only have it because they bought the bundle with him and the Japanese elite

[uneven hollow]

So Russia is gonna be considered a Allie that’s idk how I feel about that

[solid hinge]

@uneven hollow

R u a guy

Like I did with Ersnt and Seamus

[uneven hollow]

Yea

[tough lodge]

cant wait to play as a japanese fighting russians

[solid hinge]

yes

@uneven hollow r u gaey

I mean, that would make sense Kappa

[tough lodge]

guys

[solid hinge]

they did fight

[tough lodge]

im attracted to ilse

[solid hinge]

There was Japan Vs. Russia battles

[tough lodge]

😳

[solid hinge]

@tough lodge noob

[uneven hollow]

Well I say no that still means yes because of the women stuff but I’ll say sarcastic yes but meaning no

[solid hinge]

im attracted to wasting plane spawns by kamikazing into boats

[tough lodge]

@solid hinge Saem

[solid hinge]

Im attracted to billy bridger

[white lotus]

They should make a Specialization for the Garand where you can switch your ammo to .458 Winchester Shells

[icy sluice]

Me Safecracker specials!

[solid hinge]

Hana is literally a Hipster, she deliberately avoids the norm and meta by wearing her jacket with only one sleeve

[tough lodge]

Hannah was supposed to be the bionic arm woman

[solid hinge]

We should talk about billy bridger 😳

[ocean smelt]

Her other sleeve is a cape

[uneven hollow]

I feel like the German female is the best female elite

[tough lodge]

they changed it due to backlash

[solid hinge]

If I was a woman, I'd prefer Norman

He's quite the chad

[glad knot]

wBILLY

[solid hinge]

George Mason is also a chad

BILLY BRIDGER

[ocean smelt]

Norman is my favorite elite skin

I haven’t gotten him yet tho

[solid hinge]

i liek new japanese officer

[ocean smelt]

[solid hinge]

Why did they have to give Wilhelm this WW1 era face mask??? Couldn't they just give him an eyepatch or something?

[uneven hollow]

Norman Ernst jap officer and that’s about that makes the most sense

Tbh

[ocean smelt]

Wilhelm would look so much cooler if he had a German Officer cap too

[solid hinge]

Norman, Ernst, and the Japanese officer are the only good elites

[ocean smelt]

Tbh yeah, they look authentic and cool

[solid hinge]

Wilhelm is pretty cool too, but that face mask doesn't vibe with me

[uneven hollow]

Like wtf is jack

[sharp girder]

We need an character named Desmond Doss. He would be this OP medic guy

[uneven hollow]

Don’t get me wrong looks cool but idk

[ocean smelt]

I would love Ilse if her gas mask wasn’t a Russian design

[solid hinge]

I was just talking about how I would basically be Desmond Doss if they add an Okinawa map

Also, a gas mask that wasn't developed 2 decades later

[uneven hollow]

Imagine your description as an elite being she’s young and determined

[solid hinge]

You have been deployed ma'am

As head cook!

Give em hell!

[uneven hollow]

Makes a mean explosive curry with questionable meat

[solid hinge]

just give them a 12 pack of taco bell

[uneven hollow]

But that’s an American weapon

[solid hinge]

You could literally infiltrate an enemy camp, and just put laxatives in their food

[uneven hollow]

That’s the best war crime

[solid hinge]

Switches the German's rations with Bat Soup

Game over, instant win

is that a war crime

I thought I was the first to think of that

[uneven hollow]

Idk I think is

Unfair advantage I assume

[solid hinge]

Nerf coronavirus

Before it gets to the uk!!

I just saw a green soldier

yeah

Americans

😳

no, literally

yes i know

[brave garnet]

Its already in the UK

[solid hinge]

help

[uneven hollow]

Ik what u mean

[solid hinge]

Please

Help

whenever I load into a game my teammates are completely green

Get me out of here

[uneven hollow]

They are bright green right

[solid hinge]

yeah

[uneven hollow]

Like invisible green

[warped rivet]

RTX ON

[brave garnet]

20+ cases of coronavirus in the UK

[solid hinge]

Getmeoutofhere

yeah

[warped rivet]

already over 20?

wow that's pretty serious mate

[solid hinge]

their model doesn’t fully load in yet so you’re just looking at green female soldiers

PLEASE

GET ME

OUT OF HERE

Paypal

Send money

[brave garnet]

What's interesting is the China has cured 6,000+ from the virus and a few weeks ago a chinese nurse in Wuhan said there were over 90,000 infected and the virus could be cured in its first stage

[solid hinge]

So i can get out of the uk

but not the rest?

[warped rivet]

Well we all know Chinese government rather tries to hide

[brave garnet]

And the number of cases went from 40,000 to almost 60,000 within a day

[solid hinge]

yeah

oh god

[brave garnet]

And in one day, 255 deaths

[solid hinge]

Im sacred 😫

[brave garnet]

In China

[warped rivet]

I just can't wait 4 Puma :)

yeahhhh

[brave garnet]

Japan has already reported its 1st death

[solid hinge]

poor bastards

[brave garnet]

Ooh puma

[solid hinge]

the Puma kind of looks like an APC

[brave garnet]

I have a pic of my Puma from WT

[warped rivet]

:0

[sterile current]

This is sad. The Medic class on PC is the best class ever.

[sharp girder]

We also should have the Ho-Ro

[sterile current]

Not one class can compete with it.

[sharp girder]

@sterile current I can. I play Assualt and Support

[warped rivet]

Buff M2

[wind shale]

hurdur stg midrange

[icy sluice]

Honestly, I've been using the M1907 a lot as Assault

[brave garnet]

Does anyone here use the StG 44's semi auto mode?

[wind shale]

nobody ever switches fire mode

[sharp girder]

@brave garnet I do if I'm long ranging it

[brave garnet]

nobody lul

[wind shale]

jk i use the suomi as a semi auto smg

[brave garnet]

I always have mine like that

Well good night y'all

[sharp girder]

What we also need is a game mode I feel called Battleship defense. Where we have to defend the Battleship vs aircraft. Like when Americans are defending they are defending the Missouri while the Japanese defend Yamato

[solid hinge]

Yes..

YES..

BANZAI

@sharp girderi love you

That was awesomme

best idea ever

[sharp girder]

Yesss. And implementing kamakazi into the planes too

[solid hinge]

Dice plz

YES

AAHHHHH

I WAS DREAMING ABOUT THAT YESTERDAY

[sharp girder]

That would be amazing

[solid hinge]

Very

[sharp girder]

And maybe go back to German shiz and do the Russians and germans/japanese like a battle of Berlin, Stalingrad and Moscow would be cool. Like an eastern combat

[solid hinge]

Dice needs to hire you

[sharp girder]

Lol why?

[solid hinge]

idk

You have very epic ideas

[sharp girder]

I'm a ww2 history nut. I feel I'd probably be great at it

Lol

And maybe a D-Day event. Like Omaha beach type shit would be cool.

And holt hell. An early war style area.

[uneven hollow]

Tbh a bigger dday would be way better than a smoll dday like cod

[sharp girder]

Like the French vs Germany early war. Like maginot line defense and shit

That.

Would be cool

And you would have the use on Panzer 38T, Panzer 2s and shit.

[sterile current]

I dunno the Medic Class and Support class are easier classes imo.

[sharp girder]

Maybe a sturmpanzer for the squad vehicle

[sterile current]

Medic shreds at close range, and support keeps itself safely tucked in prone.

Have you see how accurate hipfire is with the medic guns?

It’s insane.

[wind shale]

the medic was trash tier for a long long time lol

[sterile current]

I don’t even ADS with the MP-40 or Sten.

I just point and shoot

MP-28 though, that thing is scarier than the 2a

[sharp girder]

I feel maybe an mission would be cool. Like Bomber defense as well. Like you are a tail gunner in defense of your Bomber vs the other team which would be in BF-109s and they would have to stop you before uppity get to the target area.

[wind shale]

i wish the mp28 was a little better

love that gun

emp is my waifu tho

[sterile current]

MP-28 is slept on.

[solid hinge]

Max hipfire spec smgs are great

the 5.0 mp28 was the best smg imo

it doesn't feel as amazing anymore but I still love the gun

[sterile current]

It’s still good Imo.

[wind shale]

its literally a worse suomi

sadly

[solid hinge]

It's got the max hipfire specs

[wind shale]

at least with base stats

still love it tho

[sterile current]

50 rounds means you can gun down more people.

[solid hinge]

its abysmal outside of hipfire though you're right

[wind shale]

emp has laser beam hipfire

its actually nuts

[sterile current]

I’m in the minority that thinks MMG and SMG should be hipfire kings.

MMG’s long range and SMG CQC

MMG’s were hard to use ADS while standing so they hip fired.

[solid hinge]

they already are

[wind shale]

yeah mmgs with 200+ mags should have compareable hipfire to smgs

seems reasonable

[solid hinge]

try the M1922 in hipfire, if you stand still the spread drops to manageable

also I found out something stupid in firestorm, if you kill a tank the players inside dont die if they have armour, they get to hop out, just breaks their personal armour

[wind shale]

why cant at rifles kill people on interior tank gunner seats

explain dice

[solid hinge]

armour

[wind shale]

yeah but how else is the at rifle doing damage

unless its bullets go through

it doesnt add up

ruining my immersion

[solid hinge]

because a AT rifle doesn't have enough kinetic energy to penetrate anything over a centimeter of armour, same problem with a grenade .. hollywood makes you think that its possible when it really isn't

if the muzzle velocity was 20 times what it was then yes a 20mm bullet could penetrate 8 cm of steel plate armour

[wind shale]

at rifle should do 0 damage to tanks

[solid hinge]

exactly

[wind shale]

yes

realism in my battlefield how dare they

[solid hinge]

this is why they invented a man portable AT gadget like the panzerfaust and piat

the AT rifles were useless

[wind shale]

are you telling me real soldiers didnt single carry at rifles and noscope german soldiers at melee range

[solid hinge]

not if they liked living

[wind shale]

lol

bfv needs a longbow at least

like that one british soldier

[light radish]

an 'equip all' would be a nice option for pistols/melee

[white lotus]

The M1 Garand should get a Specialization that gives it .458 Winchester Rounds.

[light radish]

I think it should be a standalone recon weapon

with a 6 x available

bipod

incompetent tankers are the worst

[wind shale]

tank very hard

very very high skill required

[light radish]

its not that hard but when theyre bad it really hurts ur team

like for example some nitwit in an AA tank shooting at seagulls

[wind shale]

aa tanks are just...

why

[white lotus]

To knock sweaty pilots down a peg

[wind shale]

theyve knocked themselves down a peg

by being in a plane

[stoic breach]

The AA tanks just shouldnt be available to use

[wind shale]

some youtuber i forget who it was

had a really good rundown on how to rebalance vehicles and it was actually pretty decent

[white lotus]

I think the Whirblewind needs a Buff, its the weakest of the AA Tanks, But in reality, it was insane

[wind shale]

like all planes on one side should respawn at once

so you arent sending in pilots one at a time to their deaths

and going back to things like dedicated slots for aa/heavy/light tanks etc

[white lotus]

Im hopinh later, the Americans get the Skink for their dedicated AA Tank instead of relying on the LVT's twin 50. Cals

[wind shale]

other thing was like if you die as a pilot you have a 5sec delay compared to other people when spawning in a plane

so the same person cant hog all the spawns the whole game

[white lotus]

Same thing with Tanks, but the thing with Tanks is your at risk of getting immedietly bombed and one shotted by a Mosquito with the 4,000lbs Bomb, a JU-88 with the 1,000kg Bomb, or just a random fucking Zero

[sharp girder]

For ya'll

[stoic breach]

Wildlife

[white lotus]

Whats the difference between a P-40 and a P-400

[wind shale]

for april fools panzerstorm should be changed so every player spawns in a random tank

[sharp girder]

P400 is a pre-p63 early variant with a 20 mil. While a P40 Is a fighter used early war with 6 50 cals

[white lotus]

Thats not the Joke

[stoic breach]

For april fools they should make Panzerstorm a grey box with no geometry

And it'll play the same way

[wind shale]

the truth

it hurts

[sharp girder]

April fool's joke should be nothing but no scoped bolt action rifles lol

[sleek patio]

True

[wind shale]

april fools, every person with the gold 2a gets permabanned

[white lotus]

Does no one get the joke?

[sleek patio]

What i Just joined

[sharp girder]

@wind shale I'd love that

@white lotus no

[wind shale]

👏

[white lotus]

One has a Zero on its tail.

[sharp girder]

-_-

[sleek patio]

OK

[sharp girder]

Imma punish you with a belt

[wind shale]

oof

[white lotus]

No

[sleek patio]

Yes

[solid hinge]

april fools, every person with the gold 2a gets permabanned
OoOps We fOrgOt TO reMoVe The BAn

[sharp girder]

@sleek patio grabs belt bend over boyo

[sleek patio]

Nooooooo

[sharp girder]

Naughty little fricker

[wind shale]

every pilot main also gets perma'd

but is given free cosmetics for war thunder

[sleek patio]

Why

[solid hinge]

xd

Im going to die

im ok with pilots

Like i mean

[sharp girder]

Lol

[wind shale]

only 2 games theyve ever annoyed me

was bf3 and bfv

[solid hinge]

Yeah they can be pretty annoying but..

They still have feelings..

[sleek patio]

BF3 is OK i think

[solid hinge]

They are people..

[wind shale]

super hornets

[solid hinge]

They help us kill the tanks..

[wind shale]

were completely bonkers

[solid hinge]

They spot infantry..

[sleek patio]

But they are fast to kill

[solid hinge]

They are pretty useful..

[sleek patio]

If you geht a Wirkung anti air

[wind shale]

fuckin chair force

how about we replace every bfv plane with a little bird instead

[solid hinge]

AA guns are a joke now

[wind shale]

all tanks become RAWRs

[sharp girder]

Lol

[sleek patio]

Thats my update

[solid hinge]

air farce*

[wind shale]

aa gun placement is just horrendous

[sharp girder]

Shitface?

@wind shale true!!!!

[wind shale]

on fjell at least ive been melted by aa guns pretty instantly in range

probems is 0 risk bombing by pilots on aas

and bad placement

[sleek patio]

AA is very seperaten and IT only works in narvic and some Others Maps but Not at panzerstorm

[wind shale]

if only towing at guns and aa guns wasnt so clunky

maybe people would do it more

[sleek patio]

Füll is anti air map i Triest but instantly crashed but im also the baddest Pilot in Bf history

[wind shale]

i miss fjell perma stormy weather

that was legit fun

[sleek patio]

Fjell

[solid hinge]

aa gun placement is just horrendous
XDXDXDXDXDXD

[sleek patio]

However fuck AA usw tanks

[tawdry arrow]

if you have a good AA that can aim with then it’s rather deadly, unless you get bombed before you even spot the plane that is

[solid hinge]

OOoooOowieE MY ZER0

[wind shale]

ww2 planes make 0 noise

didnt you know

[tawdry arrow]

Also the AA tanks are good for fighter dominance

[solid hinge]

XDDDDD

[tawdry arrow]

they are bomber practice tho

[solid hinge]

ww2 planes make 0 noise
Stuka makes 0 noise

[sleek patio]

Best logic

[solid hinge]

not even going to mention when its dive bombing

[sleek patio]

But in clear weather easy to spot

[wind shale]

stuka makes 0 dive bombing noise

its like a fart on the wind

[sleek patio]

But a silent

[solid hinge]

its like a fart on the wind
Yes

And yes

[tawdry arrow]

the thing about AA placement isn’t that it’s necessary bad. It’s just that once a pilot has spotted it once he can easily kill it, and after killing it he’ll know where the AA is making it unreliable

[wind shale]

give tanks the ability to shoot 90 degrees up

plane problem solved

[sleek patio]

Yeah but If you find a Wirkung one ist No Problem

Workin

[solid hinge]

give tanks the ability to shoot 90 degrees up
LMAOOO

YES

[balmy condor]

Yes

Please

[solid hinge]

MAKE THEM 180 DEGREES

NONO

[wind shale]

imagine being in a poor little zero

[sleek patio]

They can in some Maps Not to forget AA tanks

[balmy condor]

36

[wind shale]

and you fly over a calloupe

and suddenly

100 rockets just erupt below you

[tawdry arrow]

Give the tanks the ability to jump like russian tanks so you can jump snipe planes

[solid hinge]

360

[wind shale]

add tactical scissor lifts around the map

to lift up the tnaks

to counter planes

[sleek patio]

Wtf

[tawdry arrow]

just yeet your way off a ramp and slap a plane in the face. What could ever go wrong

[stoic breach]

Add titans to the game

Titanfall V

[wind shale]

we need more fun 'experimental' weapons

[solid hinge]

Really hope we get a BF2143 at some point

[wind shale]

a german mmg thats just 8 mp40s taped together

[solid hinge]

I really hope we get a bf108

[wind shale]

bf1776

all muskets

[balmy condor]

Bf300BC

[stoic breach]

Fun experimental weapons like the belt buckle pistol and gun hats

[tight rain]

Hmm 8 mp40s taped together...I LIKE IT

[wind shale]

give us a SHOE KNIFE

[solid hinge]

BF2020C0R0NAVlRUS2020WuHaN

[wind shale]

our smallpox vs their coronavirus

who wins

[tight rain]

I need a big iron in the game

[sleek patio]

Whow you think the New Bf Wil be

[wind shale]

world war one: two

[sleek patio]

Would be nice bf1 is good

[sharp girder]

I would like to see a Battlefield Vietnam

That

Would be cool

[sleek patio]

Yeah I never got to play it

[wind shale]

thats my hope

[tight rain]

We all know it will be hardline 2

[sharp girder]

Or a Battlefield Korea. As that's a era you don't see often

[sleek patio]

Let's start ww3 for a new bf game win win

[sharp girder]

That's bf4 tho

[tight rain]

Who wants to commit the first war crimes?

[sharp girder]

A new map for bfv.

Philippines

Or maybe a pearl harbor!!

[solid hinge]

there was a pearl harbour map on one BF1942 mod, it was very boring, just planes

[sharp girder]

And as I said earlier maybe invasion of France. Like the maginot line and whatnot

@solid hinge

[solid hinge]

and same as battle of britain map, 9/10 it devolves into base rape

[sharp girder]

True

[modern sedge]

I'd love one chinese and finnish front map but thats just a dream

[sharp girder]

I'd like eastern front shit @modern sedge

[stoic breach]

Hardline 2 would be great

But rebranded as its own series

Or just Hardline being F2P