#battlefield-legacy-titles

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strong parrot
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its fucking scummy and people are supporting it HyperWeary

main grove
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In chapter one they had intended for epics to be CC

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But they stopped that quickly

solid hinge
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I genuinely have never played anything other than mobile games with this in before

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Man

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This sucks

dense bone
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?

main grove
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And probably told off the person who suggested that epics can be bought with CC

dense bone
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you dont play a lot of games

strong parrot
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depression is setting in deep

solid hinge
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I do, but like.. not like these games

main grove
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Nearly every modern AAA game is like a mobile game now

ocean smelt
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The chapter boosts continuously lose more and more boins every chapter

dense bone
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im trying to think of any mp game that isnt like this...

main grove
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The games industry is fully complete

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And is now monetised to its best extent

dense bone
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r6, csgo, pubg, apex, cod..

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what doesnt have a system like this?

solid hinge
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sorry I dont play poop games

ocean smelt
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Single player games maybe?

solid hinge
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other than the one we're here for

dense bone
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@main grove ehhh we arent even paying for games accounting for inflation alone

solid hinge
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What have I actually been playing

main grove
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In mid to late 2000’s

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A full price game was £40

solid hinge
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bunch of single player stuff

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err

main grove
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And around early to mid 2010’#

solid hinge
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world war z

dense bone
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ive known games to be 60 bucks for a loooong time

main grove
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Full price went to £50 immediately

dense bone
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hell i think n64 games were 70

main grove
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I think it went from 40 to 50 when PS4/Xbone came out

dense bone
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uhhh no

solid hinge
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N64 was super big cash then it dropped considerably for the cube

dense bone
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i know i was paying 60 for ps3 games

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i bought just about everything at launch

strong parrot
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play tarkov...right @amber notch

solid hinge
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success!

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I got one infantry kill with it at least

main grove
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I wonder if they’ll add a thing that damages occupants but not the vehicle

strong parrot
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lol low spm scrub cant aim the lunge mine correctly...cries about balance

dense bone
strong parrot
dense bone
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read this

main grove
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Like flamethrower in Blacklight

dense bone
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"...games are essentially cheaper than they’ve ever been."

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n64 games were 70 bucks

ocean smelt
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Lmao

solid hinge
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god I miss black light

amber notch
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@strong parrot play tarkov

dense bone
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60 bucks in 2000 is equivalent to 90 bucks now

plucky torrent
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@main grove I hardcore wish AT rifles could damage occupants

solid hinge
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indie games on steam are like sub 20

strong parrot
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i dont want to waste my time in a raid only to die to a dude with a pistol because of buggy mechanics FeelsMeowMan

solid hinge
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it's time to only play early access games made by three developers

strong parrot
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and its early access so it all changing anyway

amber notch
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@strong parrot tf are you talking about

ocean smelt
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I wonder which big company payed IGN to say that?

amber notch
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lol

strong parrot
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idk just talking trash to piss you off

dense bone
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@ocean smelt i knew that comment was gonna come

amber notch
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takes a round of 762x39 to the face "why did i die in 1 shot"

main grove
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I bought a dumb little physics combat bases game called examina the other day

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Was 10 pounds

ocean smelt
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@dense bone I’m sorry

main grove
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But the devs seem to update once every aeon

solid hinge
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That's where the future is at

ocean smelt
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I’ll be more creative next time

strong parrot
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instead of playing to unlock our shit...we added this little feature in to skip all that and buy it instantly

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now fucking buy it you brainless zombies...yeah put that CC info in

solid hinge
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Deep rock galactic is what I've mostly been playing I think

dense bone
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ps2 games cost 50 bucks...

solid hinge
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voxel graphix baby

dense bone
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yea, we are getting our games pretty fucking cheap in comparison

amber notch
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while also getting them half assed

lost pilot
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hACKING IS AWFUL STILL WTF

ocean smelt
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God I miss my PS2. Battlefront was so fun

dense bone
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a half assed 2018 game still cost way more to make than a dedicated 2000 game

amber notch
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still getting them half assed

lost pilot
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I have a screen shot of a guy that went 165-17 in the match i just played

amber notch
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

dense bone
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dont buy half assed games

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thats your fault

strong parrot
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so you got a screenshot of a superior player

amber notch
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but didnt you buy battlefield??

dense bone
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at 30 bucks

amber notch
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but you still bought a half assed game

dense bone
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at half price

plucky torrent
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Just don’t buy games at full price

amber notch
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still bought one

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so your argument is invalid

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I win

dense bone
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what did you pay?

amber notch
plucky torrent
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By the time they’re discounted, you know what you get yourself into

amber notch
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who says I bought it

strong parrot
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yet another riveting argument huh GWlulurdMmmYea

amber notch
lost pilot
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half ass = half price

dense bone
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:magnifypepo:

ocean smelt
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I’m a battlefield guy so I had to buy this. I’ve been here since the beginning and hope to continue playing it until the end

amber notch
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2 weeks

solid hinge
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Only by AAA companies

plucky torrent
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I would have been pretty salty buying bfv at full price

amber notch
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@solid hinge good one dude

lost pilot
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I want bf5 to be good but its doing what overwatch did and change too many things

dense bone
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games basically depend on selling millions of copies to make up the cost of the game

solid hinge
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you got these diddy indie games made by people for instant ramen money

plucky torrent
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I waited until there was a bf4 premium discount with everything to buy it

amber notch
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instant ramen money

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lmao

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love it

solid hinge
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(not actually properly paid or anything but still)

ocean smelt
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I actually didn’t buy BFV until it went on sale, but then I realized it had some of the best gunplay in the series

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Like BF3 nostalgia

solid hinge
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I'll check the cheap games on steam right now

amber notch
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@solid hinge problem is, tarkov was funded with vodka money

river python
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😩

solid hinge
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ok they're all hentai games I take it back

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fuck games

brave cypress
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haha

strong parrot
solid hinge
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im becoming a nun

strong parrot
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wait a minute

river python
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........

amber notch
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Just get a vpn to china

strong parrot
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lets investigate these games for science

amber notch
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you get them free

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I kid you not

strong parrot
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this explains a great many things

amber notch
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gotta keep them inside

lucid schooner
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is the lung mine an assualt gadget?

brave cypress
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@solid hinge "Oh, did I just get fucking beaned by an explosive? Hm, guess not"

strong parrot
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whats that doctor speaking up about an epidemic?! pokes needle in his side

lucid schooner
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do u have to unlock it?

amber notch
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Remember cyberpunk

brave cypress
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Yea

amber notch
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yeah me neither

strong parrot
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lol you mean that game made by a trash company?

dense bone
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should be pinned

ocean smelt
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The Lunge Mine is an Assault and Support gadget

brave cypress
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Tier 5 of chapter rewards

strong parrot
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coming out 4/20/20 GWcorbinHolyFuck

amber notch
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good one dude

brave cypress
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Wait lunge mine is on Support too?

plucky torrent
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Yes

dense bone
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yes

brave cypress
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FUCK YEA

dense bone
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cmon everyone

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yes train

brave cypress
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YES

ocean smelt
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Yes

amber notch
plucky torrent
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So lunge, then throw down a ammo crate, lunge again

dense bone
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everyone show your knowledge

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say yes

solid hinge
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Lunge mine on support is neat

brave coral
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hmmm

brave cypress
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The new LMG is good too

solid hinge
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lunge mine on assault is bad dynamite

brave coral
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i was just looking at a couple dogtags

ocean smelt
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Yes yes yes oh my gawd

brave cypress
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Can't see shit when ads tho

brave coral
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and i have the silver Kar98 tag

gray glade
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the funny thing is that irl, apparently the lunge mine was pretty shit

solid hinge
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fuck im hungry I gotta make some lasagna

brave coral
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which is 250 kills

solid hinge
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So was the fliegerfaust

brave cypress
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I mean yes

brave coral
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but if i look at the gold one

solid hinge
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but in BATTLEFIELD

brave cypress
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It's a mine on a stick

brave coral
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it says 246

brave cypress
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You die

solid hinge
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all prototype weapons and gadgets are supreme

brave coral
brave cypress
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2A

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brrrrrrt

ocean smelt
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Hellreigel was the og bullet hose

brave cypress
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SMG08

gray glade
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US intelligence said at the end of the war something like "to date all attacks by that weapon has failed"

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they thought it was really really odd

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cuz it never worked

strong parrot
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A fucking rock was a better anti tank weapon than the piat

brave cypress
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I hope they apply the M1's aiming mode to the PF and PIAT

solid hinge
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stick fireworks down the tank barrel

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🙂

strong parrot
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and no one just goes and makes lasagna...that shit gunna take half the night

solid hinge
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not FROZEN LASAGNA baby

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costs 1 quid

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food of champions

plucky torrent
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Stouffers, bitch!

strong parrot
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you mean like how the faust was in alpha?

brave cypress
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Yes, but no

strong parrot
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PogChamp i didnt think of this advanced tactic

brave cypress
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Variable zeroing and better sights for the PF because ranged shots were like shooting with a blindfold

dense bone
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just get close

peak heath
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hows the new map?

brave cypress
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The tank 300m outside of the playable area is laughing

solid hinge
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I had that happen in reverse to me bingus

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got squad lead while the previous dude had v1 out

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he still fired it but I got all the points

fierce radish
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Lmao

solid hinge
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I hate when I’m giving orders and there’s always that one guy spamming the orders button cause he wants lead.

strong parrot
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when bad players need help getting score the game works 😩

amber notch
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lol

solid hinge
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It was back near the start of the game so memory is spotty but I remember being very confused so im pretty sure its accurate

brave cypress
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V1s are so depressing to me

solid hinge
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bmac I'll put a bayonet on the lunge mine and pop you bitch

strong parrot
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mod abuse

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ends today

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donate to my cause

solid hinge
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They're really boring in terms of gameplay and also they're silent like 50% of the time

ocean smelt
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At max rank you should unlock the Lunge Mine with a bipod

strong parrot
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people who hold onto points for a rocket are actually dumb

brave cypress
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Yea

strong parrot
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unless you talking about a clutch end of a BT match

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in conquest its fucking garbage

brave cypress
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Blast radius is shit and the blast gets blocked by stupid shit

solid hinge
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If it's like arras breakthrough where defenders only get one point then spam those rockets

ocean smelt
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Or maybe the Liberator with an experimental laser sight

solid hinge
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if its literally anything else then use arty

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arty is stupid good

gray glade
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rotterdam breakthrough last sector it can work well

brave cypress
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In conquest it's ok on certain objs

solid hinge
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pain in the ass red flare shell bullshit

brave cypress
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I got a 9 man on Narvik C or D flag

strong parrot
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ngl i spammed the fuck out of the last point as a defender on arras BT with arty strikes and the attackers were dying by the dozen OMEGALUL

solid hinge
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what if the entire enemy team chained 6 arty strikes in a row

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that sounds fun

brave cypress
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Defense or attack

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Attack is instawin

solid hinge
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The enemies can just walk through it as well

strong parrot
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being offensive as a defender with arty GWcorbinHolyFuck

brave cypress
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Yea

solid hinge
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1 arty is better than v1 half the time

strong parrot
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plus 17k is stupid easy to get

brave cypress
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Mhm

solid hinge
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Arty actually allows your teammates to pish

strong parrot
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if your squad isnt window lickers

solid hinge
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V1 just makes everyone run away because they dont know who it belongs to

strong parrot
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not if you dont hear the v1 WeSmart

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#justconsoleissues

solid hinge
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fuckint silent v1s

brave cypress
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Yea silent V1s are bad, but have you heard of the ones that clip through the map?

solid hinge
brave cypress
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There's an announcement when your squad does

solid hinge
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look at this shit man

strong parrot
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clipping v1s? seems like it was called in by a low spm leader HyperWeary

solid hinge
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I wish we had mortars like in BF1.

brave cypress
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It should at least show up on the map if it's friendly

amber notch
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@solid hinge lol

solid hinge
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That would be fun.

brave cypress
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Mortars bad

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Ilya good

solid hinge
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I swear they changed flare models too

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They used to be redder

brave cypress
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Just me or are flares upside down half the time

icy sluice
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Who needs a JB-2 or Ki-147 when you are that?

strong parrot
solid hinge
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I LITERALLY COULDN'T SEE

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I HATE IT SO MUCH

strong parrot
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we gunna get that blood vessel popped tonight

amber notch
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1 shot

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feels bad man

solid hinge
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my attempt at telling him to fuck off through console chat and then me getting instablapped by the sturmtiger

strong parrot
brave cypress
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The Crocodile is wack

strong parrot
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its pretty shit for a call in tank

brave cypress
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Especially considering how the normal Sherman, LVT and Ka Mi can have Flamethrowers

strong parrot
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compared to the fucking 380mm rocket launching sturmtiger

brave cypress
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Yea lmfao

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That shit is terrifying to see lobbing rockets at you

rocky verge
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Dosent the crocodile have the same round as sturmtiger but smaller

strong parrot
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what

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the fuck

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did he just say

brave cypress
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The travel time is enough for a short prayer

strong parrot
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get the boi out of here

brave cypress
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Croc is like a normal tank main gun

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Sturm is like a 1/10th scale V1

strong parrot
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its the same as a normal croc minus an MG in the front for a flamethrower and a stupid ass trailer behind

rocky verge
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Huh must of been mistaken

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@strong parrotno

icy sluice
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I had a good clip where I ran with a Sturmtiger to capture the White House on Rotterdam. Could hear the Sturmtiger over every fucking thing going on

strong parrot
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are you thinking of the avre churchill that should be in the game with the 290mm mortar?

rocky verge
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Maybe

sterile current
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MG-34 is gud

rocky verge
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Cant remember

sterile current
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Don’t understate my MG-34 boi

brave cypress
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Does the trailer even do anything other than flop around on rocks?

icy sluice
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That's the fuel container isn't it?

gray glade
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i used to like the mg34 but then they released the browning and the m1922 which both are better at doing the same job imo

rocky verge
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VGO is meh

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Only used it few times

brave cypress
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VGO ugly

rocky verge
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But very accurate

brave cypress
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Yes

strong parrot
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the trailer is just there to get in your way...in game terms

rocky verge
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Since it's a AA turret just ripped off

brave cypress
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Parabellum gang

icy sluice
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I used to like the VGO

brave cypress
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Wait I'm braindead parabellum wasn't AA

gray glade
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parabellum was so good in bf1

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especially before they nerfed it

solid hinge
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Croc is super good tank

brave cypress
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I would like the VGO if I didn't have to fucking mount it

solid hinge
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The flamer on it just sucks

brave cypress
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I hate MMGs

solid hinge
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Croc is supreme hill camping tank but the stupid trailer gets in the way of reversing and the flamer blocks your view

icy sluice
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I had another 10 killstreak with the Katana ablobattention

rocky verge
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Maybe dice will add that as a option ADs with MMGs but have super high recoil

ocean smelt
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Let out your inner samurai

rocky verge
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But that's a wild idea

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Riptor with a katana

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Stay away

brave cypress
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It should have been that from the start

rocky verge
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Never get my tags alive

icy sluice
brave cypress
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I hate this RNG spray shit

rocky verge
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70-4 do better @icy sluice

icy sluice
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lul

strong parrot
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ironically in this meta the croc is even shitter because you lose an MG gunner who can spam infantry down OMEGALUL

rocky verge
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Jk

strong parrot
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70-4? trying to impress bodie?

rocky verge
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No

gray glade
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afaik the flamethrower tanks weren't all that useful anyways irl?

strong parrot
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you want to be near a couple hundred foot blast of flaming fuel?

brave cypress
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Neither is a katana compared to a flamethrower but yk

strong parrot
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the croc was bad because of the nitrogen tanks in the trailer leaked...so you had to turn them on outside of the tank like 30 mins before you expected to use it

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or they would just leak out and you couldnt shoot your load as it were JoyFish

rocky verge
brave cypress
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So could an enemy just pop a grenade under the fuel trailer and boom, no more FT?

icy sluice
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no

strong parrot
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it was somewhat armored

brave cypress
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Or was it heavily armored

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Ah

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Yea that's what I imagined

strong parrot
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but ideally you arent getting in that close with it

rocky verge
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Would a Pak gun or flak do the trick

strong parrot
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plus even if it did go off...your in the tank

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which is armored GWlulurdMmmYea

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its not going to chain reaction blow you up

brave cypress
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Yea, but no more FT

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That was my point

rocky verge
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But if there infy walking with the tank

strong parrot
rocky verge
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Cooked infy

brave cypress
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This game has a wack ass selection of nades

raw orbit
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not one, not two, not even three but FOUR medics ignoring a completely free revive dankClappers

dense bone
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they arent medic to revive

brave cypress
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Lmfao f

dense bone
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they are medic for self heal

brave cypress
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I play medic for both

raw orbit
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my dude wasnt even shooting he was fucking building sandbags omegalul

rocky verge
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Did you check there levels

dense bone
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sandbags > reviving cappy

raw orbit
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😔

brave cypress
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Gotta get that "Build 25 fortifications in objective areas" done

raw orbit
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lol true

brave cypress
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Speaking of fortifications

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Fuck barbed wire

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Blocking me from reviving a dude and then damaging me

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Smfh

ocean smelt
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Smd borb wire hates everyone

strong parrot
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the best is when teammates build barbed wire on your side of the zone

ocean smelt
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Especially on Solomon Islands

strong parrot
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like bro when we have to run back into this zone you are hurting us

ocean smelt
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Lmao that happens all the time on console

brave cypress
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Yea true

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Gotta waste my only nade

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Oh wait I'm running smokes/incendiaries

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Welp, redeploy time

main grove
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Teamates start building forts that are clearly meant to help the enemy

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Builds PAK40’s facing our side of the map

brave cypress
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I hate arty placement in this game

main grove
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Stationary placement is kinda bad

brave cypress
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I Think it's A flag on Solomon sector 2

main grove
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Like there’s one AT gun on Solomon Islands that is meant to ambush a tank

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But I can’t see shit on it

brave cypress
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The one with the car in front of the building and the arty in the back that's pointed at a road that nobody attacks from

main grove
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And AT guns are suicide anyway

brave cypress
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Yea

strong parrot
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the AT guns on solomon for the defenders are so fucking bad too lol

main grove
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If anything AT guns should do as much damage as lunge mine

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Or a bit less

brave cypress
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Nail a tank once and they whip around and blast you into space

strong parrot
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we get pushed back to the 2nd sector....and BEHIND the A point building there is an AT gun looking at the fucking B point

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HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO SHOOT ADVANCING TANKS?!

brave cypress
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Yea, that's the one I'm talking about

hybrid dragon
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I'm kinda annoyed that they put the plunger behind ToW

strong parrot
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oh yeah lol

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we bitching bout the same dumb shit WeSmart

brave cypress
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You can tow it but good luck positioning it without giving one of the 6 attacking tanks a free kill lul

main grove
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You should be able to slowly push AT around on foot

strong parrot
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nah thats using logic

brave cypress
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Yes please

main grove
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Having to tow it to move it at all is stupid

brave cypress
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I mean

strong parrot
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because its fine that we can fucking slide around like idiots playing a futuristic game on our knees

brave cypress
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You can ram it

strong parrot
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but god forbid we can fucking wheel around an AT gun that was designed to be moved by infantry if needed

raw orbit
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not like towing even works so

main grove
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Like towing should begood if you want to move it across the map

brave cypress
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Imagine the cuts from all the volcanic rock

main grove
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But you often need to slightly adjust position

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To get a good shot

brave cypress
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Yea

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Especially because of the garbage max aiming angle

strong parrot
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but yeah cant push an At gun

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but can slide around like a monkey on roller skates

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nice logic

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bUt I LikE To AbuSe SlidInG So ShUt Up iTs A Good MechAniC

gray glade
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now i wanna see a monkey on roller skates

rocky verge
strong parrot
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raptor posting a video earlier of someone on twitter doing it GWlulurdMmmYea

rocky verge
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🐒
⛸️

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Dang it

raw orbit
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how dare this game have more options for movement

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smdh

midnight nimbus
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BF movement is pathetic

brave cypress
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Jetpack when

midnight nimbus
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BF3/4 were kinda decent

strong parrot
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HyperWeary you mean the perfect bf4 game had issues??

midnight nimbus
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but 1/V movement is fucking terrible

ocean smelt
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God how could DICE do such a thing

midnight nimbus
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BF4 crouch jump was nice, and jump peeking in general was pretty viable

strong parrot
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what not patch in the fix for the lunge mine before the patch went live? who knows

midnight nimbus
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but BF1/V slide are pathetic

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actually BF1 slide after the first nerf was really good

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launch slide + launch TTK was pretty stupid

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second nerf was awful

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y not

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turning corners while sliding is fine

gray glade
midnight nimbus
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BF keeps killing ways to peek people effectively

ocean smelt
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I think what he means is that sliding should be something you think about instead of spamming

midnight nimbus
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BF slide after BF1 launch is hardly spammable

ocean smelt
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Like for example, sliding moves you only forward without any control, but you cover a certain distance in a short amount of time

midnight nimbus
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ew

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you should be able to change directions while sliding

ocean smelt
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Just a thought

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I could care less about sliding

midnight nimbus
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I wouldn't care ab sliding if BF jumpshot didn't suck after BF4

strong parrot
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whaaat? you mean you shouldnt just be able to spam the slide button like a moron and get a massive bonus?

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huh interesting concept..wonder if any dev will figure it out GWcorbinHolyFuck

ocean smelt
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Dude you’d give devs headaches to this concept

strong parrot
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i cant even grasp the concept of whats happing logically either

ocean smelt
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I think it’s easier to just not think

strong parrot
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you drop down to a knee and bend your other leg....yet somehow continue your forward momentum with minimal ( if any) loss...

ocean smelt
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But that’s the issue, I “think”

split thistle
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How hard is it to find a firestorm squad on bf5 discord?

strong parrot
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with no augments to your soldier...no external jump packs like titanfall, no exosuit like CoD

#

literally just pulling off a baseball sliding to home plate move and hopping back up soon as its over, as a regular soldier GWjiangoOmegaLUL

ocean smelt
strong parrot
#

but hey its easier to be arrogant and just go xd its just a game bro

ocean smelt
#

No dude my immersion is gone you don’t move like a soldier HyperWeary

#

You should be able to trip on rocks

#

I’ll be super immersed and have 100% fun

solid hinge
#

wtf bmac are you telling me my great granddad couldn't slide up stairs holding 3 panzerfausts like the best of them

strong parrot
#

your grandad sounds like a moron honestly

#

why would he have 3 panzerfausts

solid hinge
#

cant believe you'd disrespect our veterans like this

#

Because he had to do the last 20% to a 38t obviously

strong parrot
#

actually the irony there being the brits tossed aside their piats because they fucking SUCKED in favor of the german anti tank weapons GWcorbinHolyFuck

split thistle
#

Must be tough

solid hinge
#

exactly.

strong parrot
#

also i do get stuck on rocks FeelsMeowMan

solid hinge
#

🤯

strong parrot
#

sometimes it just...stops me and jumping bugs out

solid hinge
#

Staghound is designated rock stucker

ocean smelt
#

A small price to pay for being a speedy tank

strong parrot
#

so really why does this "ww2" game need sliding again?

#

is "because its cOoL" a valid answer?

gray glade
#

i dont even think its all that useful atm

#

you dont go faster using it afaik

strong parrot
#

you dont lose a ton of speed either

tribal cairn
#

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's only useful for dodging snipers

solid hinge
#

Coom?

#

@honest sapphire CooM?

ocean smelt
#

It’s useful for looking like a walking seizure

solid hinge
#

@ocean smelt

honest sapphire
#

Actually in ww1 and ww2 people aculy slide

solid hinge
#

It makes you way harder to hit

#

Hitbox is all over the place

#

@tribal cairn

#

Coom?

ocean smelt
#

Frictionless man made a return in this game which is cool

#

He’s always sliding

strong parrot
tribal cairn
#

Sounds bout as ridiculous as doing a Sam Fisher roll in real life with about 80 pounds of equipment on you

hoary condor
ocean smelt
#

Nice gamer throne bro

#

Nice fetch report too

honest sapphire
#

Also I'm going to do a a-ayla quickly you do more damage to a tank with a grenade than with a panzerfaust wtf

strong parrot
#

that was way to rational to have been an ayla

#

sorry bro

hoary condor
#

They can’t fix it, well they do then break it PES_Lul

brave cypress
#

How much does the Panzerbüchse do to a tank

tribal cairn
#

As much as any other AT Rifle

#

Jack shit if your not hitting vitals consistently

brave cypress
#

Specifically how much

honest sapphire
#

Sorry add a lot of fucks, shit, ecr

brave cypress
#

In numbers

tribal cairn
#

Best damage value would probably be in the 10s

#

Maybe 20s if lucky probably

midnight nimbus
#

> unironically defending boomer movement

brave cypress
#

So more than the Panzerfaust

tribal cairn
#

Anything does better than the panzerfaust.

brave cypress
#

Can i get uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#

balance

strong parrot
#

you dont know balance 😤

honest sapphire
#

Is the bazooka any good?

brave cypress
#

Yes

tribal cairn
#

I've heard a great many good things about it

strong parrot
#

longest range
ADS variable zoom
most ammo
fast projectile
ayla doesnt have it
its literally op

brave cypress
#

I don't have it yet

solid hinge
#

🥵

strong parrot
#

thats a cursed emote

#

😩

tribal cairn
#

Now you can snipe those cheeky fucking LVTs out of the water when they think they're safe

solid hinge
#

^^^^^^

#

The only thing bf5 is missing is the vehicle choose option like bf4 had and that u could customize ur vehicles ingame

brave cypress
#

Can't wait to do that

strong parrot
#

just use the fucking coastal gun in the first sector of solomon BT to kill them...oh whats that? theyre placed in totally useless spots? WeSmart

brave cypress
#

BF1 got it eventually too

sterile current
#

Give me your organs, now.

brave cypress
#

Blows my mind that it wasn't a feature at launch in V

solid hinge
#

Yh

strong parrot
#

dont think about all the things that werent in the game at launch

solid hinge
#

Lol

#

think back to launch

brave cypress
#

Remember when they hyped up dragging

solid hinge
#

Who got the bazooka?

brave cypress
#

For months they promised it was coming

strong parrot
#

just assault? JoyFish

solid hinge
#

remember when the blenheim had 8 x 50lb bombs and the Ju-88 had 32 x 50kg bombs

brave cypress
#

And then they were like "Nah lol"

midnight nimbus
#

you can customize your vehicles in game in BFV

strong parrot
#

oh and planes spawned in and moved before soldiers could?

brave cypress
#

32yikes

solid hinge
#

@midnight nimbus yeah but not as in bf4

midnight nimbus
#

the UI just sucks so bad that it takes forever

strong parrot
#

mmm that feel when 3/4 of your team died to 1 plane before the round even starts

brave cypress
#

3/4ths?

#

Trash pilot

tribal cairn
#

Essentially the old Junkers 88 was your worst fucking nightmare

strong parrot
#

tru

brave cypress
#

Released his bombs too early

solid hinge
#

it's okay just use the fliegerfa- oh wait

#

I met the swetiest and most disgusting pilot ever today

midnight nimbus
#

JU88A is the only redeeming thing about BFV

brave cypress
#

Flieger the nerd

solid hinge
#

Fucking level 222 and is flying like a real fighter pilot

#

sky bus

brave cypress
#

222

solid hinge
#

Yes

brave cypress
#

He's depressed

solid hinge
#

Look at his stats

strong parrot
tribal cairn
#

He's been dead for a long time

#

This is the only thing he remembers

solid hinge
#

@brave cypress just look and u will thorw up

brave cypress
#

Holy shit dude

#

18k deaths

#

76k kills

tribal cairn
#

Looks absolutely sweaty

brave cypress
#

Top Class: Pilot

#

I am shocked

solid hinge
#

Not possible to outrun the fuck

#

Legit no lifer

brave cypress
#

Imagine if flying at the flight ceiling and carpet bombing was a viable tactic

solid hinge
#

And he had skins on planes ive never seen

brave cypress
#

Probably bought mottled white for a Zero

midnight nimbus
#

Imagine if flying at the flight ceiling and carpet bombing was a viable tactic
it literally is

solid hinge
#

It was like dark green

midnight nimbus
#

fly at ceiling, so AA can't even hit you

brave cypress
#

What plane?

midnight nimbus
#

carpet bomb the plebs on the ground

#

JU88A ofc

brave cypress
#

Not you lol

#

But gl killing as many people with that

solid hinge
#

Dunno

#

Which one

brave cypress
#

Was it a Zero?

solid hinge
#

Think it was the white

#

Corsair

brave cypress
#

Oh

#

Hm

solid hinge
#

Legit made me commit redeploy irl

icy sluice
#

Holy shit that 1742 hours

solid hinge
#

Ik

#

Fucking no lifer

icy sluice
#

Actual shitbucket

brave cypress
#

72 days

#

72 DAYS

#

Col 100

solid hinge
#

I was literally using every tactic you can to fool him but no

#

Fucking strech resolution and a 1 mile wide monitor ffs

icy sluice
#

CacoSpin My W/L is 66.6% now CacoSpin

strong parrot
#

im .7 behind...im so trash

solid hinge
strong parrot
#

my opinion on matters is meaningless 😩

icy sluice
#

Just the demon number

solid hinge
#

Can someon ban moltke1870 from bf5 plz

pastel grove
#

@coral fiber Apparently the solution to lungemining planes is just lungemine the ground right as they cross it

icy sluice
#

He's not breaking the rules of the game by just playing it a lot

solid hinge
#

He is ruining fun for others

strong parrot
#

watch him get banned eventually for hacking GWcorbinTopKek

#

like certain streamers GWlulurdMmmYea

solid hinge
#

MY KD WENT UP

#

!!!!!!!

icy sluice
#

Cool?

solid hinge
#

Yes

hoary condor
#

Fjell.. imma, imma leave bfv now

solid hinge
#

Just put on a jacket for that map

brave cypress
#

Tryhards when their K/D goes up by .001

hoary condor
#

Just remove the map

solid hinge
#

Lol

#

@brave cypress seen gta tryhards?

brave cypress
#

Yes

solid hinge
#

Those r the worst

brave cypress
#

Solo public lobbies are the only way to enjoy the game anymore

icy sluice
#

Yeh

brave cypress
#

Stayed in a full one for 2 minutes yesterday and got nuked by an OpMKII bitch

solid hinge
#

Lol

brave cypress
#

Tested my NAT type and enjoyed the game

solid hinge
#

Me and my friend got both mk2 but we go around and kill tryhards

icy sluice
brave cypress
#

I Only have MK1

solid hinge
#

@icy sluiceDoubt

brave cypress
#

Just got it by gaming the wheel

icy sluice
#

Anyways

solid hinge
#

Why does mozzy need help?

#

Daaaamn am I the only one who think there's too many tanks one some maps?

tough lodge
strong parrot
#

tanks are balanced just git gud

brave cypress
#

There's 6 for the attackers on Solomon so no

solid hinge
#

solomon island has joined the chat

tough lodge
#

Just use the plunger

solid hinge
icy sluice
#

I have destroyed so many more tanks with that.

brave cypress
#

I have destroyed 2

#

I have had 3 instances where it didn't register at all

#

Because tanks are still buggy

solid hinge
#

If there's no toxic kids then the server is filled with cheaters🙄

mint marsh
#

Has the ttk been changed back yet?

solid hinge
#

No

mint marsh
#

Oh dear

solid hinge
#

They made it more "balanced"

mint marsh
solid hinge
#

So yeah they screwed it up more

mint marsh
#

The health bars above enemies heads is weird

solid hinge
#

And buggy

mint marsh
#

This game trying to be a hero shooter or something?

#

Yeah and that, it can give someone a fit sometimes

#

When it does appear it often flashes alot

solid hinge
#

We all have different opinions on that

mint marsh
#

Didn't they do this about a year ago and it didn't go well?

solid hinge
#

Yep precisely

#

Bfv was fine in the beginning dunno why they need to fuck it up

mint marsh
#

Found a really funny battlefield 3 video where a guy is team killing people all game and it's funny because they are upset about it

strong parrot
#

because things were finally improving and getting better

#

so dice had to fuck it up again

mint marsh
#

Wow imagine being toxic, it's only a team kill

strong parrot
#

and ignore the players GWlulurdMmmYea

mint marsh
#

The Pacific update was great because I could actually play through an entire game without rage quitting

solid hinge
#

Only good thing with the latest updates is the new maps

mint marsh
#

Yeah Solomon Islands is pretty epic

solid hinge
#

On breakthrough yeaah😅

mint marsh
#

I haven't played it on breakthrough

#

Ive played roughly 5-10 games of breakthrough overall and I was on attack in every single one and we lost at the 1st point every single time

#

Never really bothered again

tough lodge
#

What spec do you guys go for the grease gun

#

Hipfire or ADS?

mint marsh
#

There's a grease gun?

#

I've never once paid attention to the tides of war stuff

#

It's just a pointless battle pass

#

Every game has one now because of Fortnite

vapid pumice
#

where the f*ck is the team balancer in BF5??????? I quit the game fight now for this missing feature

mint marsh
#

The game is just kinda bad

#

Well

#

The gameplay itself was pretty fun

#

Now it's alright

#

When everything works

vapid pumice
#

it's such a shame my team loved battlefield, we are from germany and that was our game..........

#

so much fun in bf4, when you read the forums which game are better

analog mist
#

I can't even finish a game today.

mint marsh
#

Same

analog mist
#

I'm either spotted forever, even inside main spawn. Or I'm put on a team who can't even leave the spawn.

mint marsh
#

Me and the boys used to be bf fanboys

vapid pumice
#

@analog mist me and my mates got the same! there are no flares in the air, so its a bug?

mint marsh
#

We engaged cod fanboys in open battle in the YouTube comments

#

We were dedicated Pensive_Dab

analog mist
#

I did knock a blueberry sniper off the twisted steel bridge earlier with my lunge.

#

That was the only good thing to happen today.

#

@vapid pumice Who knows, I'm on PS4.

mint marsh
#

Srsly wtf. I'm always attacking on a team that can't get past the first phase on breakthrough

#

The mode sucks

vapid pumice
#

me too ... but there isn't a better shooter with vehicles @analog mist

solid hinge
#

imo grease gun specialises in close range suppressed combat

#

I'd go hipfire

#

It's got way more hrec than something like the EMP

#

It does have nice headshots

#

Exactly same damage model as EMP but -1btk

#

It fits both well

#

Hipfire lets you take full advantage of the fast kill time it has up close with a neat suppressed flank

#

Ads lets you move fast and accurately while you plink people from a distance with no damage indicators

tribal cairn
#

I'm not the biggest fan of the Grease gun since it's horizontal recoil and bouncy ADS puts me off

#

I'll probably mainly use the Thompson when I get it if I want a CQC killer

solid hinge
#

Yeah

#

Suppressor is a pain in the ass to go up against

#

You dont know what's going on until you're dead

#

Main appeal of the gun imo

mint marsh
#

The hachi can piss off

raw orbit
#

what a shame its literally not explained anywhere in the game

solid hinge
#

If 6.2 returns gun stats to more like 5.0 then Thompson will probably be super popular again

mint marsh
#

Just revert the changes?!

solid hinge
#

yeah it'd be nice if it told you that's what the suppressor did

#

It's been doing that since commando carbine and I have never seen literally a single person mention it

#

Because no one knew

raw orbit
#

ye

#

it wasnt until they had to actually explain on reddit what the suppressor even does

#

PepeHAHA dice

mint marsh
#

The whole thing about weapons only being good at a certain range is annoying

raw orbit
#

what a shame all the noobs that dice loves so much is never going to know about it

solid hinge
#

They need to remove squad revives NOWWW

raw orbit
#

bruh

solid hinge
#

Why?

mint marsh
#

You can't predict what range you'll be fighting at all the time

strong parrot
#

xd did you just say weapon range is bad wow this scrub cant talk about anything GWcorbinTopKek

solid hinge
#

I like squad revives but I think it should be harder to spawn on your squad to match them

#

80% of the time you're better off dying and respawning on them

strong parrot
#

you pick a gun for 50+m gunfights AND ONLY FIGHT AT THAT RANGE...RUN AWAY IF YOU ARE TOO CLOSE

solid hinge
#

Medics are Sad rn. Help the medics get back in the GAME

raw orbit
#

spawns on squad lead only pls smileW

solid hinge
#

Medics are BALLING right now

#

What's the best medic gun

warm atlas
#

Grease Gun

#

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

strong parrot
#

by the stats or by actually using it? GWspcSmirk

raw orbit
#

2A if youre a scrub
mab if youre cool 😎

solid hinge
#

@meager monolith run the grease gun. Nowwww

mint marsh
#

I don't see much reason to play battlefield V because I already have rising storm

solid hinge
#

Anything with a 50 mag/grease gun/EMP or Jungle Carbine

mint marsh
#

And it's obviously what they wanted bfv to be

raw orbit
#

i laser people more in 5.2 now that recoil is gone though

#

lmao

solid hinge
#

Your laser has gone from a railgun to a laser pointer though

warm atlas
#

Tru

solid hinge
#

throwback to 8 damage m1907

#

13 hit kill on a 20 mag gun

strong parrot
#

seems op

#

wow

solid hinge
#

I hope the Alpini uniform will be available next week.

strong parrot
#

did they nerf that to a 20/20?

raw orbit
#

lol not with the m1907 i dont laser people

solid hinge
#

I actually have the best luck using the m1907 at range because it has ludicrously small recoil

strong parrot
#

kek imagine removing all recoil from the game

solid hinge
#

m1907 with aperture sights is like a dream

#

@solid hinge lasers you

mint marsh
#

M2 carbine hipfire or ads specialisations?

solid hinge
#

Who do I have to hold on gunpoint to release the alpini uniform next week?

raw orbit
#

m2 already got good enough hipfire for me so im speccing it full laser facedead

solid hinge
#

ads

#

it's a 6btk up close

#

gun is poopy for hipfire

#

Best gun in game. What is it.

raw orbit
#

mab no Kapp

solid hinge
#

ZH at the moment

mint marsh
#

What is combined arms?

analog mist
#

Garbage

solid hinge
#

Shit co-op mode that's only used to farm assignments

raw orbit
#

make Clap outpost Clap a Clap permanent Clap mode hyperclap

solid hinge
#

bring frontlines back and remove everything else

mint marsh
#

Is it just ai waves?

solid hinge
#

but remove hamada frontlines

#

Minor objective play until you have to extract and then it turns into camping in the corner of a building and waiting for 2 minutes to pass

raw orbit
#

like fr tho outpost could replace conquest

#

smdh

#

dice dont have the balls tho 💀

mint marsh
#

Why does tides of war exist?

raw orbit
#

to improve player retainment

#

💰

mint marsh
#

Who actually buys battlefield points?

#

We really dropped to cod points level huh?

#

Creative names guys

raw orbit
#

yes

mint marsh
#

Next Mario kart game probably gonna have a battle pass at this point

meager monolith
#

Hey guys I'm a noob how do u play the game

solid hinge
#

Point gun at enemy

#

Pull trigger

mint marsh
#

Don't

solid hinge
#

^

meager monolith
#

What is best class

#

For noob

#

Medic?

mint marsh
#

Assault

solid hinge
#

Support Or NOTHING.

#

Medic and assault

#

I am terrible at anything except support.

raw orbit
#

left click on dorito
run away when health low
press c
return to dorito clicking

mint marsh
#

Whatever suits you

solid hinge
#

What's the best assault weapon rn

#

Stg?

#

Or has it changed

#

tfw you hit someone with the ZH and take a beat to track them while they're moving and they survive the second hit because they were spamming heal so hard they healed immediately after being shot

mint marsh
#

M2 carbine probably

solid hinge
#

m2 carbine is ass

#

STG44 still dominates

#

M2 is great.

#

for me at least

#

It's got no niche

mint marsh
#

It's a gun

raw orbit
#

remember when every gun was viable and fun to use Sadcatthumb

mint marsh
#

It puts bullets in people

solid hinge
#

Guns kill people

mint marsh
#

It does it fast

#

Which is good since the ttk is doo doo

solid hinge
#

tfw you headshot someone twice and get a body hit and they throw a knife at your ankle and you die first

#

Everyone talks about "ttk" like it matters

main grove
#

I think M2 carbine is awful as well

#

Like it Fucking sucks

solid hinge
#

I think the time it takes to die matters

main grove
#

If it did that damage in a world where all the other guns had considerable recoil

mint marsh
#

Ugh this game is a mess

main grove
#

Then it would be alright I guess

#

It would have the niche of “no recoil”

#

Like an assault type 100

mint marsh
#

I'm going back to garden warfare

solid hinge
#

PLANTS

mint marsh
solid hinge
#

Yeah, recoil isn't even real, it doesn't exist YEEEE

#

Imagine expecting a gun to have recoil, y'know, like an actual gun?

main grove
#

I think the M2 has got an impressive muzzle velocity

#

Like hitting distant targets isn’t hard

mint marsh
#

I wanna play a shooter game but idk which one to play

solid hinge
#

Play Garry's Mod

mint marsh
solid hinge
#

610 velocity

main grove
#

I swear it’s higher than that

strong parrot
#

lol why you complaining about getting 2 hs and a body shot and not getting a kill??

main grove
#

It feels like bloody 800

strong parrot
#

if you were good at the game you would have gotten 3 headshots and killed him

solid hinge
#

Its better than the Ross too

main grove
#

For now

raw orbit
#

m2 better at range than 1907 imo 💀

solid hinge
#

Literally every LMG in the game has better velocity than all the bolts

main grove
#

Well actually it’ll still be 10m/s faster than post buff lee so

mint marsh
#

body shots shouldn't do damage since headshots are the only fatal wounds irl

solid hinge
#

Ever heard of getting shot in the heart or lungs Sgt?

#

m2 does beat 1907 at range but if you're using it at range then why

main grove
#

Because it’s 5btk up close

mint marsh
#

Yeah but that don't kill

#

I got 2 lungs for a reason don't I?

solid hinge
#

6btk you mean

main grove
#

Wait no

solid hinge
#

16 damage a shot baby

main grove
#

I thought it was 5

solid hinge
#

So did I

main grove
#

Yay

solid hinge
#

But unfortunately they decided to make the gun not actually kill people

main grove
#

Now we get to carry around the MG34

raw orbit
#

using at range because dudes be running around at range of course

strong parrot
#

imagine the irl rof on the m2

#

wow that would be so hard to get right GWbowsuBlobThinkOwO

main grove
#

What was IRL M2 fire rate?

#

I thought it was fast as fuck

strong parrot
#

750

solid hinge
#

I just realised the m1907 has more potential kills up close than the m2

#

🙂

main grove
#

They will hopefully balance it with 6.2 though

strong parrot
#

low spm people talking game balance...time to enter smug fuck mode and think im superior when i dont even play the game

main grove
#

They said recoil is coming back

strong parrot
warm atlas
#

I nailed quite a few people at range using single fire on it.

#

But, people definitely eat

strong parrot
#

using single fire at range m2 is like slow rof bar GWcorbinHolyFuck

main grove
#

Imagine if it was like the BAR

solid hinge
#

Yeah but you could do that with a pistol and do literally more damage

main grove
#

And swapping fire modes made it do M1 carbine Damage

mint marsh
#

Playing battle for neighborville because ea is doing battlefield bad so I'm getting back at them

solid hinge
#

Take the p38 and you'll literally do better damage

mint marsh
#

😤

warm atlas
#

It doesn’t shoot as fast or as accurate though.

#

Ironically the pistol has more recoil. pete

main grove
#

Pistols have quite a bit of recoil because they’re small

near kelp
#

Why use any other weapon than the mp34?

main grove
#

Weight takes a big factor in a gun’s recoil

strong parrot
#

bar has little recoil

#

bar is gud

solid hinge
strong parrot
#

but then in game bar fires fast as fuck for no reason

solid hinge
#

feast your eyes

main grove
#

I mean Ayla it’s a game

solid hinge
#

If you're single firing it then you're not using the full fire rate either

main grove
#

Pistol will do more damage

raw orbit
#

just gonna ignore how p38 doesnt have 31 bullets but i assume that was sarcasm anyway facejoker

solid hinge
#

Pistol didnt do more damage until only a little while ago

main grove
#

On a shot by shot basis

#

Yeah and they Fucking sucked

solid hinge
#

fuckin stupid weakass pistols

main grove
#

Pistols were god awful

#

Imagine making pistols realistic in a game

solid hinge
#

do you remember 200rpm 20 metre 2btk revolver

#

the absolute chaddest of sidearms

raw orbit
#

and the p38 also has slower ttk at all ranges but people only care about btk 😔

main grove
#

That was a crutch

near kelp
#

Old times

main grove
#

I hated webley users

solid hinge
#

it was for the purposes of comparing!

main grove
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It was disgusting

near kelp
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Only m1911 for me

solid hinge
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if you're tap firing the m2 carbine then its shooting way slower than normal

main grove
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I use M1912 a lot

solid hinge
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so comparing it to pistol is fine

main grove
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But now type whatever pistol has ruined it

raw orbit
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you still have 3x +1 the amount of bullets tho

main grove
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Because it does 9mm parabellum Damage

raw orbit
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so you have much more room for error

main grove
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And not ruby damage

solid hinge
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No one is gonna stand there for 5 years while you tapfire them to death with the m2 carbine

main grove
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I thought Japanese pistol did as much damage as ruby

strong parrot
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they might

raw orbit
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its happened plenty today already pepegaLaugh

strong parrot
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they might be interested in whats doing such little damage to them

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to stick around

main grove
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At least i think it should be like that

solid hinge
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ok fair point I type 2aed someone at a range where I was doing like 11 damage earlier

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they just didnt move

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was taking random potshots at me

main grove
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Moving makes every gun struggle to kill you

solid hinge
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bizarre behaviour

main grove
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Even STG

raw orbit
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type 2a has recoil tho Pepege

solid hinge
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It took basically the whole mag of burst firing

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That's why it was surprising

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They just.. didnt move

main grove
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Type 2a sometimes has enough recoil to fuck you after the 3rd shot and then sometimes after the 20th

solid hinge
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I was trying to tap fire but the fuckint thing has 1000rpm so it was enforced burst fire

main grove
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H rec

solid hinge
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also I picked it up off someone im not a filthy medic user

sterile current
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Who ever designed melee kills for the elite missions was a sadist HyperWeary

solid hinge
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What's wrong with the 3x scope..

raw orbit
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GachiPls the bullets dont go where you aim

solid hinge
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oh god

sterile current
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Also when will the pistols from chapter 5 come back?

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I’m on PC.

main grove
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Japanese MG always have this fucking issue

analog mist
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@solid hinge you can't see through it until you've fully aimed.

sterile current
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I need them for my faction load outs.

main grove
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Type 97 bullets land above the point on irons

raw orbit
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same alex 😔

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model 27 coming soon DICEPls

main grove
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Which actually is kind of alright since Japanese make the worst iron sights in the world

solid hinge
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🥴

sterile current
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It’s going to look pretty silly having my IJN and USA characters using British and German pistols.

solid hinge
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oh fuck you just reminded me I still cant buy the model 27

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REEEE

raw orbit
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shouldve used the boins shortcut ayla 💰 Clap

near kelp
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Battlefield V has being a giant REEEEE since its inception

main grove
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Also look how short the chapter is

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I think they want to hurry up wrapping this up

solid hinge
analog mist
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It's not short, it's 12 weeks

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Already confirmed

main grove
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What

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Why can I only see like 6 bars on TOW