battlefield-legacy-titles

[tough lodge]

there should have been an easter egg for type 94 pistol

[uneven hollow]

Bring bayonets for our jap bois

[half wolf]

@solid hinge Also I think DICE made the new guns really shitty to offset the outcry over the Type 2A

[tough lodge]

everytime you pull it out and put it back in holster you lose 10 hp

[stoic breach]

Was the FG42 actually 900rpm irl

Bro

[strong parrot]

ngl i dont think they would have it firing that fast in rl

that thing was fucking made light as hell

[tough lodge]

c. 900 rounds/min Type I
c. 750 rounds/min Type III
c. 250 rounds/min practical

[stoic breach]

Yea

But in game tho

[white lotus]

Just lost a Breakthrough game on Solomon Islands because our team was braindead and gave the Japanese all of our LVT's

[half wolf]

@stoic breach FG42 first gen was 900, then they realized what was effectively a battle rifle firing at 900rpm was fucking insane, so they dropped it to 750 for the second gen

[stoic breach]

What the heck

750

[tough lodge]

accurate just like in-game

[stoic breach]

That means the BAR is closer to the FG42's rate of fire

[tough lodge]

in game is like 720?

[stoic breach]

And the FG42 is closer to the BAR

[uneven hollow]

If bfv was made in 2008 like how cod waw was bfv would’ve had much bigger balls than present day bfv

[stoic breach]

FG42 ingame is 670rpm

[tough lodge]

670

[stoic breach]

BAR is 720

[tough lodge]

and bar only fired below 700

like 650

[stoic breach]

Yeah, like in BF1

Where it was 600rpm

Which is what the LS26 is

[tough lodge]

type 2a irl only fired 800 rpm

[stoic breach]

I was wondering how they were going to introduce the BAR when the LS26 was already there

[tough lodge]

now we have pocket mg42

[stoic breach]

Tbf thats more hype

If it was 800rpm it would've been a better Type 100

[dense bone]

Walked into the “this gun did this irl”

[uneven hollow]

More weapons the better

[solid hinge]

poor guns

[tough lodge]

type 94 should be fired by slapping the back of the gun

[solid hinge]

First gen of fg42 had a 10 mag

900rpm 10 mag

[tough lodge]

2 BTK

[solid hinge]

which would actually be sick in game

[tough lodge]

[stoic breach]

That would be so fun

[solid hinge]

Yeah exactly

[stoic breach]

If it was 3-4BTK

Otherwise it would be broke as fuck

[solid hinge]

5btk 10 mag gun

6btk at 10 metres

[stoic breach]

Aw hecka yeah

[solid hinge]

🤯

[tough lodge]

imagine this as specialization

belt fed fg42

[uneven hollow]

Or hear me out

Players actually have 150 HP

[stoic breach]

But the belt is still 20 rounds

[tough lodge]

[stoic breach]

150hp is why Battlefront 2 is so fucked

Its way too slow

Especially with terrible damage models in the game as is

[half wolf]

The belt fed FG42 is the granddaddy of the M60, IIRC

[uneven hollow]

I wouldn’t be surprised if bfv HP is set at 105

[tough lodge]

the panzerschreck has been in the game since its reveal

[stoic breach]

150 is Firestorm max HP

[solid hinge]

Next patch they make all swbf2 soldiers 100hp and dont touch reinforcement health

[stoic breach]

Oh yeah baby

What they should do is make SWBF2 HP 100hp

[solid hinge]

Specialists actually used to to be 100hp

[stoic breach]

And let it start to regen after 3 seconds

Lol wow

[solid hinge]

That's why their burst gun is so good

Glass cannons up close

[uneven hollow]

Later on bfv adds in a new chapter about hardcore with features Italian vs France

[solid hinge]

then they increased hp and didnt change damage

[uneven hollow]

[tough lodge]

panzerschreck can also be seen in single player

[solid hinge]

Fg42 isnt the grandad of the m60

[half wolf]

Alright, so the Type 11 is the worst gun in the game now.

[stoic breach]

Thats great ayla

[half wolf]

Unusable up close, unusable at range.

[solid hinge]

You don't like 4.8 second reloads?

[strong parrot]

looool fg 42 with a belt

[solid hinge]

On your 30 mag bren but shitter clone?

[dense bone]

What’s the point of increasing hp if you increase dmg with it?

[tough lodge]

will the fg 42 still be 670 rpm on single fire if you click fast enough?

[solid hinge]

They just took a look at the successful mg42 and wanted to copy it with mobility elements also found in the fg42

[strong parrot]

dude that would melt before you were done with that belt

[solid hinge]

@stoic breach the last sniper you unlocked also does 100 damage on body shot so all the specialists with it unlocked were farming noobs every match

[uneven hollow]

Fg 42 was nicked name saw gun right

[stoic breach]

LOL

Holy fuck

[solid hinge]

No

[icy sluice]

Aw man, T11 isn't in the Game Reports

[half wolf]

Game Reports are slow to update

But yeah, holy shit the T11 is bad.

[solid hinge]

base sniper was like 3/4 btk with that thing being a 1btk to the body

it was stupid as hell

Fucks sake

[stoic breach]

The base sniper is 4-4BTK

[half wolf]

It's unusably bad. Pistols out-damage it, like with the Bren.

[solid hinge]

bfv balancing is legit better than that

The MG42 was nicknamed the third reichs head of states buzzsaw

[stoic breach]

Its like 180rpm 4BTK

Its a fucking joke

[solid hinge]

It was 3btk at 100hp I think

[stoic breach]

3 headshot kill

[icy sluice]

That... works

[tough lodge]

@solid hinge Austrian Painter's Buzzsaw

[solid hinge]

Thats the one

Which is still awful

[stoic breach]

The Valken should be 2BTK

For what it is

Not fucking 4

[strong parrot]

that last bolt is still 1 shot isnt it

[stoic breach]

Nah

2 shot

[solid hinge]

battlefront default guns are borderline unusable for specialist and heavy

[stoic breach]

One shot headshot

[solid hinge]

Last one is a one shot to the head

[strong parrot]

i finally got the last assault gun last night

that rof seems so slow

[stoic breach]

Yeah it is

[icy sluice]

Aw man, the T11 just isn't in Battlefield Tracker at all :(

[solid hinge]

Or if you're Chad you take the ion explosion mod on it

[strong parrot]

but high damage

[stoic breach]

The last assault gun is a statistically better Valken

[solid hinge]

They gotta update the tracker

Whats the t11

[icy sluice]

Japanese LMG that top loads like the Perino

[solid hinge]

Oh the type 11?

[icy sluice]

I don't see a single reason to take the right side

Yeah

[solid hinge]

The last assault gun for swbf2 has massive recoil but the rof is so low the recoil resets between each shot so its ultra accurate

[stoic breach]

But yeah legit, Valken should be 2BTK with a longer reload, IQA-11 should be 3BTK but fires and reloads faster

[uneven hollow]

Does the Japanese have a mmg?

[icy sluice]

no

[solid hinge]

No

[half wolf]

Support continues to have zero viable weapons.

[uneven hollow]

[solid hinge]

DRILLING

one shot for you

[icy sluice]

I still dominate with the Support guns

[solid hinge]

another shot for you because the first one did 6 damage

oh fuck now I have a 3 second reload

[stoic breach]

Yeah man

Weapon balance amirite

[uneven hollow]

Dice should add in HMG then

[solid hinge]

tfw the 50 mag smgs reload faster than the drilling

h-haha

Is solomon islands good?

Yet to try it cuz I just cant force myself to care about the pacific

[icy sluice]

It's great

[strong parrot]

do you enjoy falling on a railing with your crotch after failing a skateboard trick?

then youll like solomon

[solid hinge]

kek

[uneven hollow]

Top kek

[solid hinge]

how does it compare to other bf5 maps

[icy sluice]

It's a really enjoyable map

[tall rampart]

Well most people have played Solomon on breakthrough

[strong parrot]

you like getting fucked by tanks? youll love it

[uneven hollow]

Tbh on breakthrough it needs more objectives in the jungle

[tall rampart]

The real question is it a decent conquest map?

[short pecan]

uhh guys how are they gonna make up for the lack of chapter exp for chapter 6? since there's only 7 weeks?

[icy sluice]

Ye

[uneven hollow]

Because idk but for me it feels like less jungle than land

[half wolf]

It is, actually.

[solid hinge]

Probably not

[half wolf]

I love it on CQ.

[icy sluice]

@short pecan XP rate seems to have increased

[solid hinge]

Dont think theres a single good conquest map in bf5

[half wolf]

Real talk though, I almost feel like DICE is trying to intentionally kill the game now.

[strong parrot]

heres how it seems to play out, if you have US tankers with at least half a fucking brain in breakthrough... you wont be able to take them out as the japs, and every position will get overran because youll just die to MG and cannon spam while having no defenses to hide behind against their infantry

[solid hinge]

Good maps in general are rare in bf5

[icy sluice]

In 12 matches I am level 11

[stoic breach]

Haha lunge mine haha

Thats the balancing factor

[half wolf]

@solid hinge good anything is rare in BF5

[stoic breach]

[short pecan]

well i hope its significant because in chapoter 5 i barely hit 40 despite doing almost every single node every week

[uneven hollow]

I mean look at Bethesda they are killing their game

[tall rampart]

2 matches in I’m level 3

[solid hinge]

@strong parrot sounds awesome

XP rates are higher, the levels up to 30 require less XP

@half wolf truth

Theres 12 weeks like normal theyre just only showing 7 for some reason

[half wolf]

Alright I'm done with the T11. Never using that piece of shit again.

[strong parrot]

if the US doesnt have competent tankers which seems like a stretch because of the amount of LVTs and shermans they get

[short pecan]

oh really

thats reassuring

[strong parrot]

then they just get farmed

[stoic breach]

Whats the rate of fire

On the T11

[half wolf]

@solid hinge "there are 12 weeks" how many times have they lied to us?

510 rpm

same damage model as the Bren

[stoic breach]

[half wolf]

Worse recoil, slower reload

[strong parrot]

the 12 weeks are probably bugged and only work on the dev server

[stoic breach]

Bren clone bren clone

[solid hinge]

hey guys what if we put americans on attack AGAIN

12 weeks for 12 cosmetic items or worse

isnt that FUNNY

[stoic breach]

Gotta love copypaste weapons

[fierce radish]

Solomon Islands is fine

[solid hinge]

dont you want to get farmed by LVTs for the 4th map in a row

[tall rampart]

6 tier skip tokens this chapter

[fierce radish]

But they need to redo wake

[icy sluice]

Americans invaded a lot in World War II, they are from a completely different continent

[short pecan]

yeah im getting kinda tired of the same attacking/defending factions over and over as well

[solid hinge]

Man I think I might just uninstall

Yeah but it's boring gameplay wise

[strong parrot]

so fucking dumb too even if you are just being MG spammed by the coaxial gunners in the tanks its annoying as fuck

[solid hinge]

I barely ever see the kami

[strong parrot]

and you cant do anything

[uneven hollow]

Make Americans defend Okinawa and have the Japanese attack

[half wolf]

Real talk I hope DICE stops supporting this game, and calls it quits. With the sole exception of the 5.0 update, every single thing they have added to the game has made it worse.

[solid hinge]

This talk is making me not want to waste more time waiting for them to fix this shit 😂

because you need the type 97s to fight back vs the Sherman and LVT spam

[short pecan]

also didnt they literally reverse attackers/defenders on wake?

[half wolf]

mhm

[solid hinge]

picking kami is basically a waste

[half wolf]

To save assets so they don't have to make Japanese carriers and landing craft

[solid hinge]

^

[strong parrot]

did someone say revert?

[uneven hollow]

To save them more assets

[solid hinge]

what the fuck happened to the dedicated vehicle rebalancing in 6.0 actually

[prime pine]

Flamethrower ka-mi!

[uneven hollow]

Bring Italians vs France

[solid hinge]

where did that go

[icy sluice]

Americans defended Wake only once in Battlefield history

[strong parrot]

there were 2 things they balanced?

[half wolf]

@solid hinge they forgot to include it apparently

[solid hinge]

Where did vehicle balance in general go

fuck

[strong parrot]

oh shit that works as an answer to ayla

[solid hinge]

bmac

[strong parrot]

[solid hinge]

that one got me

[uneven hollow]

Where’s tank customization

[icy sluice]

6.2

[uneven hollow]

[prime pine]

Ayla

[half wolf]

Just like how I forgot to include my entire software update at work when I pushed it into the develop branch. No biggie, I'll do it again in 2 months.

[solid hinge]

Why do we even want tank customization

[prime pine]

Want to see something fucked

[strong parrot]

oh thats why 6.2 is going to take forever

[solid hinge]

im cackling

[short pecan]

the tab is just gonna vanish one day

[solid hinge]

Always

[uneven hollow]

For memes

[solid hinge]

Do u rly want to pay $20 for a tank skin that bad?

[half wolf]

Because if not, it's another thing DICE has lied to us about

[prime pine]

How bad does this look

Tell me whats wrong with ot

It

[strong parrot]

those people have bought boins?

[uneven hollow]

I mean it be a waste of time if they cancel tank customization

[half wolf]

I love how people are okay with paying $20 for a tank skin when that used to get you 4-8 weapons, 4 maps, and a shitton of other stuff in the old BF games.

[strong parrot]

thats whats wrong

[short pecan]

only 3/4 gas masks

[half wolf]

Live service is a fucking failure.

[prime pine]

Shotgun

We're all using fucking shotguns

[fierce radish]

Yea

[solid hinge]

Premium needs to come back in the next bf game

[icy sluice]

Live Service is coming to the next couple of EA games

[strong parrot]

shooting unaware enemies in the side with a shotgun

[solid hinge]

GAS

[half wolf]

Live service is a cancer.

[icy sluice]

Apparently player reception is very high for Live Services

[solid hinge]

I‘ll take premium over this boins shit anyday

[strong parrot]

dice must be fucking having a laugh this morning

[solid hinge]

Means we actually get good content

[strong parrot]

look at all these idiots buying the booster pack

[solid hinge]

If live service is done well it works great for retaining playerbase

[strong parrot]

[solid hinge]

also cosmetics = more cash than dlcs

Im yet to see one great live service from a paid game

people already spend boins on everything they can

[half wolf]

@solid hinge you joke but actually though

[short pecan]

meanwhile bfv live-service:
here's your haircut as this weeks free content bro!

[icy sluice]

Cosmetics is actually giving them more money it looks like

[uneven hollow]

Idk about anyone but I’ll pay 10 dollars or so for Italian vs France

[solid hinge]

Genuinely

[half wolf]

I cannot believe people thought $15 for cosmetics was okay

[solid hinge]

People will shell out boins for anything

Wonder how much bf5 raked in with boins purchases

[icy sluice]

So people enjoy Live Service more

[solid hinge]

People buying elites and using them like twice

dude

I wouldnt say enjoy

[half wolf]

BF5 has jumped up the rankings to the worst game I own.

[solid hinge]

you could have bought so much pizza with that

[strong parrot]

who wants to shit on me for buying the deluxe edition to play early?

[solid hinge]

me

Its more about market manipulation and player deception

how could you betray me like this bmac

[half wolf]

@strong parrot I'm sorry, you didn't deserve that

[strong parrot]

well you know what people have spent more on boins than i did paying for that edition

[compact oxide]

I bought deluxe for early access too

[half wolf]

But also NEVER PREORDER SHIT EVER

[solid hinge]

oh god no that makes it even worse

[icy sluice]

NO

[half wolf]

BUY TWO WEEKS AFTER LAUNCH

[strong parrot]

@solid hinge DID JUST JUST AS ME HOW?

[uneven hollow]

Dice devs be like

everything is good

[half wolf]

NEVER EVER EVER PREORDER

[strong parrot]

i mean it works somehow

[compact oxide]

And also got a month of origin access for super early access

[solid hinge]

Do ppl still believe in soviet dlc?

[strong parrot]

just pretend im a pretentious CM

[solid hinge]

Tfw I will never get paid for people to down vote me 1500 times on reddit

[sterile current]

So me and a group of scientific hackers decided to see what would happen if we had the ability to have all of the specializations unlocked.

We found some interesting results,

[solid hinge]

This man is working with nuclear specialists

[uneven hollow]

Better question is
Do people believe in Italian vs France dlc

[strong parrot]

i mean imo...i got my months worth out of what i paid for the game

[icy sluice]

I am getting close to 900 hours now

[strong parrot]

its just disappointing as fuck what theyre doing

[low totem]

literally who

[solid hinge]

Or do people still believe in any dlc past this chapter

[low totem]

ever thought french v italy

[compact oxide]

@sterile current that sounds like a clickbait article title

[low totem]

was coming

[tropic ice]

Is the lunge mine in practice mode yet

I wanna test it on a tank there

[uneven hollow]

Or even a better question does anyone expect all factions dlc

[icy sluice]

Just run at it

[uneven hollow]

[sterile current]

Now before you say it would be way to overpowered, for some guns yes, but most guns not at all.

[compact oxide]

You think they'll add anything to the practise range

[solid hinge]

I still wonder where all the shit from the chapter 4 trailer are at

[icy sluice]

Type 11 is there iirc

[uneven hollow]

In the 5v5

[sterile current]

MMG’s got the greater benefit having all of the specialization unlocked.

[uneven hollow]

[tropic ice]

When are different tank models coming though

[strong parrot]

whats missing from chapter 4 trailer now...welrod and 1911 silenced?

[uneven hollow]

Imagine wanting bfv to be like cod ww2

[covert cypress]

You guys diggin that new Medal of Honor Pacific Assault trailer or what? hehe. Ugh I feel that I'm too old now.

[solid hinge]

Thats how low the standard is lmao @uneven hollow

[compact oxide]

Imagine a 250 round 1200rpm MG42

[uneven hollow]

[tropic ice]

What the fuck

Cursed

[sterile current]

SAR’s weren’t too overpowered, AR’s the same as SAR’s, LMG’s the same as SAR’s, and Sniper became extremely overpowered.

[strong parrot]

hmm that would be 12btk weapon

[low totem]

welrod

wont come this chapter

mark my words

MARK THEM

[strong parrot]

its a dumb weapon anyways

[low totem]

oh yeah, its got no use whatsoever

doesnt mean i dont want it

[solid hinge]

Also how come they still havent added all the vehicle skins into the game

wait

What the fuck are they saving them for

[strong parrot]

people like ayla would try and use it while being sneaky sneak and then have 3 enemies spawn on the person about to die, and then get fucked with a single shot silenced weapon

[uneven hollow]

I’ll mark every unreleased and future content weapons and gadgets and factions won’t release

[solid hinge]

did shotguns get buckshot AND slugs

[rocky verge]

[solid hinge]

God dont even remind me bmac

What's the point of stealth when people can spawn on your target

[strong parrot]

wait hol up.....remember the datamined shotgun that had a slut and buckshot round loaded at once?

YOU SHOULD HAVE SHOT HIM WHEN YOU ROUNDED THE CORNER FUCK THE THROWING KNIFE

[solid hinge]

Whats the point of stealth when recon can just give free uav

[fierce radish]

Ah yes

[strong parrot]

your fault for dying there

[fierce radish]

Slut rounds

[stoic breach]

Slut rounds

[solid hinge]

I HAD THE THROWING KNIFE READY IN CASE HE WAS CAMPING IN A CORNER WITH MMG

[uneven hollow]

Ah I yES I remember the shotgun having slut rounds

[strong parrot]

WEAK

[fierce radish]

My favorite

[solid hinge]

THROWING KNIFE > CAMPERS

[short pecan]

whats the point of mowing down 7 people in a flank when a single medic can just revive them in mere seconds

[rocky verge]

[strong parrot]

dying>living

[icy sluice]

Lunge Mine > Campers

[strong parrot]

ayla breaking the discord tos

[uneven hollow]

Slut rounds > slug rounds

[fierce radish]

Yup lmao

[strong parrot]

@fierce radish

i just noticed that

thanks

[fierce radish]

lol

[short pecan]

i swear to god slugs have some fucky base spread going on

[strong parrot]

but im not changing it now

[fierce radish]

We need a mod to pin it lol

[solid hinge]

I'll throwing knife a thousand campers before I let this company die

[open surge]

most devastating and scary sounds of world war 2:

• stuka jericho sirens
• v-1 buzz bombs
• artillery fire
• type 2a firing

[strong parrot]

but seriously wasnt there a shotgun that had 2 bullets in the chamber??

[tough lodge]

do we have video about m1a1 bazooka back blast already

[strong parrot]

it was going to be op as fuck lol

[tough lodge]

can someone test it

[strong parrot]

you had a buckshot loaded and then put a slug in front of it

[tall rampart]

That sounds horribly unsafe

[icy sluice]

Yeah that was the Model 37

[solid hinge]

just put every round in the barrel at once

[icy sluice]

How is that unsafe?

[tall rampart]

And impossible

[open surge]

the first few rounds will just fall out of the gun

[tall rampart]

Oh was that the 37?

[solid hinge]

[open surge]

or not fire at all

[strong parrot]

shotguns are safe as hell...put anything down the tube

[icy sluice]

Yeah it was the Model 37, now they got rid of that

[low totem]

wheres the picture that accurately describes the new map

[solid hinge]

Oh

:(

[icy sluice]

Put Wheat inside the tube, make bread

[tough lodge]

guys

[low totem]

its the new spotting thing

[solid hinge]

Can they make it the m1897 then

[open surge]

new map is fun

[low totem]

everywhere

[open surge]

for 4 matches

[tough lodge]

test the back blast for m1a1 bazooka please

[rocky verge]

I put Ayla rage in the tube for more range and dmg

[icy sluice]

That backwards revolver can kill if you hipfire btw

[solid hinge]

actually just add triple barrel spec for drilling

please

[prime pine]

Ayla, the m37 is significantly better than m1897

[solid hinge]

ill pay boins

[short pecan]

well i wholeheartedly hope that nobody here actually bought all the ranks

[icy sluice]

@solid hinge Not enough barrels

[prime pine]

Its so good

[solid hinge]

the m1897 is POOP

[prime pine]

You seen my clips?

[strong parrot]

what do you want added to the drilling?

[low totem]

i used the lunge mine

[solid hinge]

It's got that nifty little under barrel for the sniper round

[low totem]

ran into a door

[dense bone]

I hope someone bought all the ranks and still sucks

[low totem]

died

10/10

[icy sluice]

Make the shotgun look like this

[solid hinge]

I just want that triple trigger

[rocky verge]

Someone did @dense bone

[short pecan]

drilling needs an underbarrel shotgun

[prime pine]

Doom doom doom!

[rocky verge]

Saw them running around with the M1 bazooka and lunge mine as the new elite

[open surge]

i like it when i kill ilse on solomon islands

[dense bone]

Are they good now? I heard bfv was pay to win because of that

[rocky verge]

No

They still died a lot

[tough lodge]

how do i type tilde on mac

[dense bone]

What? I was lied to

[icy sluice]

idk

[uneven hollow]

Or killing elite jap lady in Solomon

[low totem]

~

copy paste that

[uneven hollow]

Not so sneaky now huh

[low totem]

there

[uneven hollow]

[short pecan]

lunge mine seems like a gimmick

[dense bone]

I thought it was pay to win. I was gonna skip rent to buy all the levels so I could be good.

[strong parrot]

duh

[low totem]

the lunge mine is ok

[strong parrot]

bugged gimmick

still bugged

[icy sluice]

Lunge Mine is great

[strong parrot]

buy our booster pack

BUY NOW

[icy sluice]

That bug happens very rarely

[low totem]

its not great, imo

its ok

but not great

[prime pine]

It really is a fun weapon

[icy sluice]

Obviously you haven't killed 5 people with it

[dense bone]

Shouldn’t it be op? I can pay for it

[tough lodge]

god fuckign damn it mac is so confusing

[solid hinge]

Suffers from inconsistent damage like all the anti armour weapons

[icy sluice]

I've already destroyed 6 tanks with the Lunge Mine

[strong parrot]

ive killed 0 with it

[solid hinge]

peak fun for infantry though

[low totem]

correct, the only person ive killed with it is myself

[strong parrot]

because im not playing

[prime pine]

If you have friends you can insta gib tanks

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[tall rampart]

Can you use it in the Jeep

[icy sluice]

First time I used it I heard 3 other American Soldiers screaming "CHARGE" towards a Type 97

[dense bone]

Couldn’t you Insta gib before with friends?

[icy sluice]

@tall rampart yes

[tough lodge]

how do i type this ` on mac

[low totem]

i cant wait to use it as a brit against those german tanks

too realistic

smh

[open surge]

LOL

[prime pine]

Against heavies it does 40

[uneven hollow]

What do the German say when they use it

[open surge]

there's a video on the sub that shows bazooka turning into panzerschreck?

[tough lodge]

@open surge yes

[short pecan]

IIHHHRRR SCHWEIIINEEEEEE

[tough lodge]

[low totem]

probably the same sounds as the bayonet

[strong parrot]

tfw the model is in game literally

[low totem]

charge

[strong parrot]

can we get it in the MP part of the game pls mr dev?

[uneven hollow]

when the Japanese doesn’t say banzai

[low totem]

whats that in response to, bmac?

the revert?

[strong parrot]

anything you want it to be

[short pecan]

chauchat

[low totem]

rip chauchat

[short pecan]

no worries here's your 3rd bren clone

[low totem]

did the chauchat guy stop making memes now? he always used to

and then it didnt happen

[stoic breach]

Chauchat got nerfed even though you cant actually use it in MP

[short pecan]

i guess he got tired

[stoic breach]

Combined arms nerf

[rocky verge]

New spec for Every gun:Ayla rage rounds
Increase gun dmg for 10 seconds

[short pecan]

cant blame him

[rocky verge]

Blame who?

[uneven hollow]

When the chuchat gets nerf even without being in MP

[rocky verge]

Wait whag

Really

Nerfing a SP gun

Did the NPC says it was to overpowered dice

[compact oxide]

Oh wait yeah the chauchat is still missing that's right

[stoic breach]

Yeah

[uneven hollow]

[compact oxide]

What a trash fire

[stoic breach]

Welgun and Sterling are also missing

[open surge]

pizza gun

[uneven hollow]

Coming soon guys

[stoic breach]

Although they arent that interesting

[short pecan]

i dont think its coming anytime soon

maybe in the french vs italian dlc :^)

[uneven hollow]

[compact oxide]

Welrod is what I wanted instead of the liberator

[tall rampart]

Don’t forget the Sjogren that’s been missing for a year

[rocky verge]

No French vs Italian stop dreaming that

[short pecan]

yugoslavian partisan dlc soon too

[uneven hollow]

We still need that dlc

It was supposed to be in launch

If dice really wanted a time line

[rocky verge]

Launch
Dice:ah you mean in 2022?

[low totem]

back when firestorm was a thing, me and my buddies did a liberator only run

[uneven hollow]

Indeed late 2022

[low totem]

we did not win

but it was funny as fuck

[stoic breach]

!!when

[ruby trail]

Soon™

[compact oxide]

!!oof

[ruby trail]

yeet

[uneven hollow]

But when

[rocky verge]

!!soon

[tall rampart]

Why do I feel the eastern front will be the last big content dump, then the remainder of the game will feel like filler?

[short pecan]

italo-abyssinian war soon guys

[rocky verge]

Oh wait no special role yet

Mods when

[stoic breach]

Didnt you used to have jt

[rocky verge]

Yes

[uneven hollow]

Imagine working on firestorm/5v5/co-op/grand ops/team death match maps/unused weapons-gadgets/bfv

[open surge]

bludgers

[tall rampart]

Isn’t grand ops basically abandoned because it’s inferior in every way to operations from BF1

[uneven hollow]

Sadly yes

[rocky verge]

BF1 operations was so much fun

Dice just add that

Plz

[uneven hollow]

Ikr

[tall rampart]

It even had little stories in it

[rocky verge]

Greedy A I'll pay you muneh

[uneven hollow]

At least you a chance at winning if your other 2 attacks failed

[half wolf]

Holy fuck DICE, why are you trying to intentionally fucking ruin your game

[uneven hollow]

With the behemoths

[low totem]

operations

ballroom

theyre digging the bodies of their comrades

to make trenches

[ocean night]

if the next battlefield is either just improved BF2: Modern Combat, 2142, or BF2, I'm happy

[uneven hollow]

Jerry’s don’t know us Brits

[stoic breach]

You know honestly

[strong parrot]

you want a modern battlefield?

[open surge]

you will never see classic battlefield ever again

[gentle epoch]

a symphony of 10,000 guns

[prime pine]

Breakthrough is the closest we have. The game wasnt designed multiple map breakthrough

[stoic breach]

If the behemoth airship wasnt playable but it was there it might be alright

[rocky verge]

Who would win elite soldiers who fought since 1914 or some Fat US bois

[uneven hollow]

I think ima drink all that whiskey but then what will I drink TeEAa

[rocky verge]

[low totem]

hopefully the next battlefield isnt some modern combat shit

[prime pine]

I can see Hamada and aerodrome working battalions

[half wolf]

@solid hinge the Type 11 is so bad that most pistols beat it out

[low totem]

lets go war of 1812 lets go!

[prime pine]

Its a japanese bren

[ocean night]

replace the titan in 2142 with an airship

[prime pine]

Have you even played with the bren

[uneven hollow]

If only they made battlefield 2

[low totem]

its a bren

[uneven hollow]

[low totem]

with the mag

[ocean night]

since they have interiors in BF1 campaign

[rocky verge]

Have you played the KE7

[tall rampart]

2142 remastered or 2143 would be cool

[rocky verge]

[short pecan]

bren was my favorite lmg before 5.2

[prime pine]

Bren with the hopper

[low totem]

obscuring the view even more

[prime pine]

Bren was my second favourite and im surprised there are people that still get it to work

[low totem]

oh wait i thought you were talkin bout madsen

my bad

[prime pine]

Havent even bothered to get the last 1500 kills. As im so close to 10K with it.

[open surge]

i like how you can just

poke someone with the lunge mine

[tall rampart]

Madsen was ruined from BF1 to BF5

[prime pine]

I liked the madsens higher rof

But

In bf5 it has a nice niche

[ocean night]

and I don't want modern combat remaster to be modern per se, just the bodyswapping, openended singleplayer campaign

[stoic breach]

Madsen in BFV in 5.0 was actually really good

[short pecan]

tfw mp34 is still your gun with the most kills

ibarely played since 5.2

[ocean night]

and I want BF2 because I adore some of those maps

[stoic breach]

MP34 could've been something special

But now its just 5-7BTK wack shit

Same as mab

[half wolf]

Also to continue keeping tally. Tonight's gameplay session has netted seven ragehackers.

[tall rampart]

It is decent, you just got to be careful

[ocean night]

only seven?

[half wolf]

Honestly at this point, everyone should cheat. Kill the game faster, and force DICE to invest in anticheat for whatever next failure they pump out in 2 years.

[ocean night]

lucky

[dense bone]

I’ve seen less that 10 hackers in 150 hours.

[tall rampart]

I wish the MAB was viable, but without extended mag, imo it’s not

[open surge]

mp34 is low btk with like

2nd slowest fire rate of the smg's

yes you can get light bolt but then you have 20 rounds

[short pecan]

yeah 5.2 fucked it over bad

used to be my favorite

[tall rampart]

@open surge I like high capacity since I’m not the best shot

[open surge]

same

[ocean night]

the hackers tend to avoid servers that have a discord because they get banned by the server admins faster, so I gravitate to those servers

[open surge]

it also makes the gun useful

[tall rampart]

Yeah

[short pecan]

high rof mp34 is just a waste

just use a sten or mp40 instead

[half wolf]

@ocean night I have yet to see a single active community server

[short pecan]

at least it was pre-5.2

[dense bone]

Mp34 is a ranged smg though

[stoic breach]

Nah high RPM MP34 is pretty good

Its better than MP40/STEN

[dense bone]

Probably low recoil and decent ttk for its range.

[stoic breach]

Unless you want to use it at close range

[half wolf]

I was just in a match with a whole platoon and lo and behold, two cheaters popped in. They definitely got reported at ;east a dozen times.

[tall rampart]

I barely play medic or support for that matter, they are kind of useless with the fact you can build med and ammo stations

[dense bone]

Why use an ar style smg up close?

[half wolf]

If you pick support, you actively hurt your team IMHO

[short pecan]

huh permanent healing is one of best traits as a medic

[half wolf]

But medic is super good with the new TTK

You can often outheal any incoming damage

[tall rampart]

Is it?

[open surge]

medic also gets the best guns

[compact oxide]

Low rpm MP34 was unironically one of my favorite bits of bfv

[dense bone]

Outheal dmg? No

[compact oxide]

Lol medic guns are trash

[dense bone]

Medic best guns? No

[short pecan]

i mean unless you want to walk over to a station anytime you eat a stray bullet yeah

[icy sluice]

Low RPM MP34 is still pretty good

[short pecan]

also the cooldown of first aid stations is pretty damn high

[open surge]

2a, grease gun, suomi and tommy

not toppest tier but better than what most other classes have

[dense bone]

2a and Suomi are best under 20m other than shotguns.

[compact oxide]

All of which are close range peashooters

[dense bone]

That’s it

[half wolf]

Jungle Carbine.

[open surge]

did you forget about 5.2

no such thing as long range

[compact oxide]

I still miss BF4 and BF1

[open surge]

[tall rampart]

Idk, it’s just most of the smg’s kind of suck, the carbines are more for long range which I feel clashes with the medic

[royal gull]

BF1 sucked

[half wolf]

The single best ranged weapon in the game aside from the ZH-29

[dense bone]

There is a lot of ranged weapons.

[royal gull]

BF4 was only good after 6 months

Plus

[compact oxide]

BF1 was great tbh

[short pecan]

yeah i dont really like bf1 either

[icy sluice]

BF1 was fun but had some pretty annoying shit

[short pecan]

tried it out again a few days ago

[open surge]

can actually have fun with bf1

[compact oxide]

Medic having SARs was

[short pecan]

but the grenade spamwas just awful

[dense bone]

Here’s a kicker. Zh/1906 can beat 2a at 20m

[open surge]

good ol gas grenades

[short pecan]

and i encountered more hackers there than on 5

[icy sluice]

There was a lot of grenade spam so most people just camped as a medic or scout

[royal gull]

Wake Island Conquest in BFV is the most fun I've had with Battlefield since Bad Company 2

[tall rampart]

I actually wasn’t really bothered by grenade spam

[compact oxide]

Grenade spam is not that bad outside certain maps

[icy sluice]

Amiens and Fort Du Vaux calls

[compact oxide]

looking at you fort

[dense bone]

Jungle Carbine isn’t the best sniper either. It’s just on an op class

[royal gull]

I'm not super fond of Solomon Islands

[short pecan]

oh and i learned about spawn camping on amiens E flag

[royal gull]

More so in Conquest than Breakthrough

[short pecan]

shit is so fun

[tall rampart]

Fort Du Vaux was the best French map imo

[open surge]

it's fun when they don't have servers consisting of only solomon islands

[marble phoenix]

Yea I’m fucking with Solomon Islands

[open surge]

im burnt out already

[royal gull]

I just want Wake Conquest 24/7

[marble phoenix]

Conq > any mode

[royal gull]

I wish they'd stop pushing Breakthrough so hard

[tough lodge]

breakthrough > any mode

[open surge]

imagine having up to 2 tanks on the map

[tough lodge]

fight me

[open surge]

post made by US Army in Pacific breakthrough maps

[royal gull]

It's good on a handful of maps as a combo breaker after a half dozen Conquest maps

[short pecan]

yeah im enjoying breakthrough far more than conquest

[marble phoenix]

Conq for the OGs

[tall rampart]

Breakthrough on the first three pacific maps are good

[tough lodge]

conquest is just running around simulator

[tall rampart]

Other than that meh

[short pecan]

running from flag to flag gets tiring

and defending alone is a waste of time

[open surge]

i tried defending alone on b flag on wake in a flamethrower tank

[tall rampart]

In BF5 I’ve had so many one sided games, it’s ridiculous

[open surge]

overrun by new lunge mine

[royal gull]

That's why Wake is the best Conquest map

[open surge]

glad it exists tbh

[royal gull]

It has a natural frontline

[compact oxide]

Conquest in BF1 was pretty great imo

[short pecan]

what

it was awful

the point system was fucking shit

[compact oxide]

Just needed to find the balance of play

[upper jetty]

Frontlines was the best

[tall rampart]

Closest game I ever had was 0-1 defeat

[compact oxide]

Point system was eh

[open surge]

had a 5-0 game yesterday on devastation

[tall rampart]

That was about a year ago @open surge

[open surge]

lol

i like close games like that

[compact oxide]

Spent most of my time in between the enemy lines wiping them out in BF1

[open surge]

then the next match, we had a lower amount of players, no planes in the air

and we had 0-565 defeat

[short pecan]

the only thing i miss from bf1 is the model 8 marksman

[tall rampart]

It’s been a while since I’ve had a game where I felt like I wasn’t steamrolling/being steamrolled

[open surge]

am i experiencing bugs or

[compact oxide]

I miss the weapon balance

[dense bone]

Only thing from bf1 I miss is the optimization.

[tough lodge]

can dice give us all 500

[open surge]

is it difficult to trigger finger semi autos in bf5 now

[compact oxide]

And the sense of fun

[uneven hollow]

If they remaster cod waw

Then I’ll play that instead

[compact oxide]

There is no fun in BFV

[open surge]

i keep trying to use the pistols but they jam or something lol

nothing like that in bf1

[tall rampart]

@compact oxide yeah

[rocky verge]

Short chapter I realized

[compact oxide]

1906 factory in BF1 tho

[rocky verge]

7 weeks

[tall rampart]

BF5 is such a fucking roller coaster

[open surge]

i was scum that used autoloading 8.25

[tough lodge]

[open surge]

and mondragon

and autotragico

[half wolf]

Nine cheaters tonight.

FUCKING NINE

[tall rampart]

I was scum with Automatico Factory, 305 kills

[half wolf]

ON US EAST SERVERS

WHAT THE FUCK

[short pecan]

[stoic breach]

Wow

[compact oxide]

Eh I preferred the Farquhar hill optical and 1906 factory

[dense bone]

Wait... weren’t guns behind dlc in bf1?

[rocky verge]

Me on console:What now

[short pecan]

yeah

[rocky verge]

Yes

[uneven hollow]

Yes

[compact oxide]

Yes

[rocky verge]

People complained and wanted it free

[compact oxide]

DLC is better ngl

[rocky verge]

They got that wish

[tall rampart]

@open surge autotragico lol

[dense bone]

And people are complaining now about pay to win bfv?

[rocky verge]

Now they complained even more

[half wolf]

Needless to say, I will never buy anything from DICE ever again.

[rocky verge]

[tough lodge]

BFV Reveal Trailer -
Alpha and Beta -
Release -
Chapter 1 to 3 😪
Chapter 4 -
Chapter 5 -
Chapter 5.2 -
Chapter 6 -

[tall rampart]

Sure you won’t @half wolf

[rocky verge]

@dense bone people got that wish of free dlc now they complaining again about paying

[dense bone]

This community man.

[rocky verge]

Nothing makes them happy

[dense bone]

At least be consistent.

[half wolf]

@tall rampart I'm sure you're unfamiliar with the concept of self control

[compact oxide]

I was super keen with alpha and beta and quickly dropped off to hatred after that

[tall rampart]

No

[half wolf]

I was iffy on the alpha and beta, felt better going into the first few months, then it's been a steady downhill slide.

[short pecan]

hey remember when combat roles were announced as this big gameplay-changing thing

[tall rampart]

I can, just most who say that buy the game anyway

[half wolf]

Except for 5.0

[pastel heath]

How many female skins does the game have right now?

[dense bone]

People just want f2p bfv with free live service and perfect gameplay. Then they won’t bitch.

[short pecan]

and now they're pretty much useless and dont change shit except for one or 2

[tough lodge]

@pastel heath male and female skins are the same except for hair

[pastel heath]

Wow, lazy EA

[tall rampart]

Male and female are purely cosmetic

[half wolf]

I'd rather drop $120 for a game plus Premium to get consistent quality.

[uneven hollow]

Remember when guns had different varieties

[half wolf]

Well, we are getting consistent quality.

[tough lodge]

no, women have 60 hp

[pastel heath]

It's not like halo 2 where elites had bigger hitboxes?

[half wolf]

Bad quality.

@tall rampart This is actually the first Battlefield game I bought close to launch.

[tall rampart]

Same actually

[uneven hollow]

Trans be having 160 hp

[half wolf]

I got BF4 well past their launch fiasco, and I generally never buy games on launch.

[uneven hollow]

Simply quick math

[pastel heath]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @uneven hollow

gotem

[tough lodge]

about that

yeah

[uneven hollow]

[half wolf]

Lesson learned.

[tough lodge]

im not gonna buy a bf game on release

[short pecan]

i bought bf1 somewhat close to launch but dropped it shortly after the first dlc

[tough lodge]

wait like 3 to 6 months

[half wolf]

I loved BF1, but it seems like I'm in the minority.

[pastel heath]

I refuse to buy non historically accurate battlefields so I haven't played since BF4

[half wolf]

Lmao buddy

[pastel heath]

BF4 is so good though

[open surge]

guess you're never coming back

[tall rampart]

@half wolf really? I love that game

[open surge]

it's been fun

[uneven hollow]

Cybernetics be giving 20 hp while being a different race add 10

[dense bone]

When bf4 releases dlc before the game was fully functional. And people say bf4 was their favorite and bfv should be like it.

[tough lodge]

imagine this

[uneven hollow]

190 hp

[tough lodge]

BF4 but with BF5's movement system and graphics

[open surge]

key word there is "was"

[short pecan]

Battlefield 5000 bc when

[half wolf]

@tall rampart same! It's polished, fun, has a lot of variety, and frankly I loved the atmosphere and attention to detail

[compact oxide]

I refuse to buy historically inaccurate battlefield games so I've never bought one

[pastel heath]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/6404737/battlefield-5-creator-defends-female-characters/

Guess i'm never buying BF5

[uneven hollow]

Tbh the first Japanese elite was promising

[open surge]

army of monikas

[fierce radish]

Yea that whole fiasco was dumb

[short pecan]

@tough lodge god i'd love this, when i went back i was like lemme climb over this wall, lemme vault through this window

[tall rampart]

@half wolf if there is one thing I have to criticize it’s the variant system, but I don’t think WW1 had many weapons

[open surge]

love climbing over high walls in this game

[half wolf]

It didn't, and BF1 did a good job of still managing to have a lot of variety.

[short pecan]

except for the scout class

[half wolf]

didn't like the variant system either, but with very limited attachments, it made sense

[open surge]

@tall rampart it's why most weapons in bf1 were rare or prototypes

[pastel heath]

"“Our commitment as a studio is to do everything we can to create games that are inclusive and diverse. We always set out to push boundaries and deliver unexpected experiences. But above all, our games must be fun!”"

[dense bone]

Imagine still caring about women in bfv

[pastel heath]

Yea, gonna be a NO for me

[half wolf]

Wow they failed miserably on that last count

[tall rampart]

Yeah i get that @open surge

[short pecan]

historical inaccuracy is the smallest problem of bfv right now

[half wolf]

Imagine giving a shit about historical accuracy in a game that hasn't even pretended to give a damn about that since the mid-2000s

[open surge]

i stopped caring about the woman thing

[tough lodge]

´´´
It's been two days since the reveal of Battlefield V so I wanted to share some thoughts on the reactions so far. It sure seems we created a lot of excitement, and also some questions on a lot of different topics.
´´´

[open surge]

just give me an enjoyable game

[dense bone]

People thinking bf titles have every been historically accurate is a problem

[tough lodge]

fuck MAC

[short pecan]

obviously the marketing was a total disaster

[tough lodge]

i cant type a grave accent

[short pecan]

but still

[compact oxide]

The fact that the game sucks has nothing to do with muh women's

[tall rampart]

@open surge I figured it was a fringe group who cared

[half wolf]

I'm totally fine having women in the game. I'm not fine with cosmetics not looking like real goddamn uniforms, and half-assed updates and nonstop bugs.

[uneven hollow]

That’s understandable

[pastel heath]

I don't really care about women in MP I guess, but having them in the main trailer as a main character in a WW2 game lol what

[fierce radish]

Exactly

[short pecan]

what you dont like your christmas sweater next to the bloodborne costume?

[uneven hollow]

Like why is my solider wearing a bikini

That ain’t proper uniform

[short pecan]

and a coat thats literally on fire

[icy sluice]

There is no bikini skin :p

[half wolf]

@pastel heath if they were in legit British uniforms and didn't have facepaint, would you be more okay then?

because THAT pissed me off more

[prime pine]

Here's a tip for the solomon islands

You are not the lorax

If the trees speak they are most definitely of the enemy

[open surge]

americans when the bushes speak japanese

[compact oxide]

Should have added crossover costumes with other EA Games

[pastel heath]

If the fighting was done on british soil that would be fine since i'd imagine british women taking up the fight. @half wolf

[icy sluice]

I'm still gonna get yer tags

[pastel heath]

Non cyborg women that is

[prime pine]

Fuck you!

[compact oxide]

Had a startrooper uniform in BFV

[prime pine]

Manic

[tough lodge]

guys

I think

[open surge]

does the prosthetic hook arm woman even exist in the game

[icy sluice]

I am going to connect to a server where I have 200 ping just to take your tags

[prime pine]

Raptor wants to join our servers and steal my tags

[open surge]

or was that just for the trailer

[prime pine]

SEE

[tough lodge]

Hanna delacroix was supposed to be the bionic arm woman

[half wolf]

Again, who gives a damn. This isn't a WW2 simulator. It's an arcade game.

[dense bone]

This dude a year late complaining about women.

[compact oxide]

Had an alternative voice that's from the Sims

[icy sluice]

@dense bone Can't hear you, too busy complaining that in game I have a pussy

[pastel heath]

Hey one of the VPs of Dice said if you don't like it then don't buy the game so I didn't

[half wolf]

Also Imma be real with you chief, bitching about that stuff is not a good look.

[dense bone]

This dude literally in the past

[pastel heath]

I don't forget

[dense bone]

You should

[pastel heath]

I think I might download BF4 again

[dense bone]

Move on

[pastel heath]

64 player metro

[dense bone]

It’s sad

[half wolf]

Okay? We don't care.

[strong parrot]

if I dont like 1 political candidate do i have to contribute to their campaign?

[half wolf]

You come here to bitch about shit that happened a year ago, and that frankly never was that big of a deal to begin with.

[pastel heath]

The problem was EA not making up their mind. They said it was gonna be historically accurate

[tall rampart]

But what about the partisans and people like Pavlichenko

[tough lodge]

look at her arm, it was supposed to be the prosthetic but thanks to 1940 technology she got an arm translplant

[half wolf]

@strong parrot you need to give them all of your money, and your firstborn

[pastel heath]

Where do I go to get a face transplant? @tough lodge

[half wolf]

I mean I hate that cosmetic because it just looks bad. Not because it's a woman.

[tall rampart]

She looks ok

[half wolf]

But I guess if she's french resistance it makes sense?

[icy sluice]

I want Manon Batiste in this game tho

[tall rampart]

That’s what I figured

[icy sluice]

She is French Resistance ye

[half wolf]

It's kinda cool if she was Resistance, got shot, they had to cut a sleeve off her jacket to operate on her, and then she went back out into the fighting.

[pastel heath]

Will battlefield or call of duty ever give us a POV of the German side fighting the allies?

Now that would be unique

[tough lodge]

The last tiger exists

[dense bone]

Lol

[icy sluice]

Yeah that's the Last Tiger

[tough lodge]

and the plane mission from prologue

[icy sluice]

Oh yeah that

[tall rampart]

BF5 did the last tiger and it’s alright

[prime pine]

I would like it if hanna wore her jacket all the way

[icy sluice]

Yellow Six was the pilots name iirc

[tough lodge]

Yellow Seven should get his own war story

[dense bone]

This chat

[half wolf]

Not on any large scale. Because the Germans were pretty unambiguously the villains of that war.

[tough lodge]

@icy sluice yellow seven

[pastel heath]

"The story follows a German Tiger tank crew in the final days of World War II on the Western Front, and how they begin to question the ideology that got them to this point"

[icy sluice]

I was close

[pastel heath]

I'm not talking about propoganda missions

I'm talking actual eastern front ww2

[open surge]

what propaganda lol

[icy sluice]

@pastel heath They were left behind and Berlin is falling down that's why

[tall rampart]

@half wolf Battle of Castle Itter would be cool

[icy sluice]

It's not propaganda

[half wolf]

@pastel heath hold the fuck up, what?

[tough lodge]

yellow-seven has a son and wife

[open surge]

||one of the crew members was literally hung by the germans||

[icy sluice]

It's soldiers questioning why they're still fighting while their city is burning down

[dense bone]

Good luck chat

[short pecan]

man i just wish they would stop putting resources into singleplayer

[open surge]

[half wolf]

@tall rampart now that would be cool

[queen canopy]

F in chat for Yellow 7

[pastel heath]

Ok I should rephrase that

[short pecan]

because they most certainly dont put effort into it

[strong parrot]

can i play as an axis soldier slaughtering the allies?

[open surge]

nah

fuck them krauts

[pastel heath]

I guess I meant eastern front from the german side

[tough lodge]

the last chapter should include maps inside germany night

[open surge]

it should

[tough lodge]

the last tiger last phase

[icy sluice]

I just want this woman