battlefield-legacy-titles

[solid hinge]

@carmine coral How tall are you? 😡

[dense bone]

decent at all ranges

[midnight nimbus]

tbf

[carmine coral]

6ft

[midnight nimbus]

0.1s difference is a lot

[prime pine]

Hewo kht

[open surge]

type 2a is jdm suomi

[dense bone]

its less than .1

[solid hinge]

Midget

😎

[balmy condor]

I can't uwe the MAB any more

[dense bone]

its not a lot

[carmine coral]

How

[dense bone]

and thats assuming all bullets land

[quasi aspen]

6 inch

[solid hinge]

Im 6'4

[carmine coral]

Reee

[nimble crypt]

@solid hinge I'm 6'6 tiny man

[brave coral]

.1 seconds is not a lot and also assumes you hit every shot

[solid hinge]

Destroyed

[midnight nimbus]

but in practice, the Suomi will kill a lot more than 0.1s faster than the T2A at 30m

so doesn't matter anyways

[solid hinge]

@nimble crypt age?

[prime pine]

Hey kht may i please get full on stats for the m2 carbine?

[nimble crypt]

18 now

[solid hinge]

16 now

[nimble crypt]

ooh

[brave coral]

Type 2A isn’t as accurate at further range

[solid hinge]

😎

[mint maple]

MAB isnt bad tbh

[midnight nimbus]

uh I only know the 5.0 stats for the M2 Carbine

[prime pine]

In its current state

[carmine coral]

Not all of us are André the giant

[midnight nimbus]

and the 6.2 stats

[prime pine]

Ohhh

[nimble crypt]

6'4 at around 16

[quasi aspen]

5'4 and 21 now

[carmine coral]

Im 19

[idle breach]

stop

[solid hinge]

@nimble crypt Small man

[idle breach]

I'm 169cm

[dense bone]

not only that but human reaction time is .25 seconds, so youd have to be a god to make that .1 ttk difference matter

[solid hinge]

I shall grow

[nimble crypt]

Nah

[quasi aspen]

y u all so tall

[brave garnet]

Im 6' 1, 18

[prime pine]

No fair enough kht

[idle breach]

USE METRICS

[carmine coral]

Wait we talking about age?

[idle breach]

PLEASE

[solid hinge]

195cm

[brave garnet]

@idle breachno

[mint maple]

Im like...5ft 8

[prime pine]

I hope you're doing fine though man

[open surge]

.1 ttk is just enough time for random zero to bomb the enemy's ass

[idle breach]

YES

[midnight nimbus]

0.1s is the difference between 900RPM Thompson and 600RPM MAB btw

[idle breach]

I

[brave garnet]

@idle breachno

[midnight nimbus]

assuming 5.0 TTK

[idle breach]

I'm like 5 ft 16 cm

[balmy condor]

Im 5'8

[carmine coral]

Yes I’m doing fine thank you

[idle breach]

use hybrid then

160cm and 5 inch or whatever

[quasi aspen]

any metric users imperial is shit

[carmine coral]

How are you baby ?

[dense bone]

5.0 ttk everything died fairly quickly outside of cqc weapons used at fairly far ranges

[midnight nimbus]

0.1s is bigger than the difference between 1907 and StG 44

[prime pine]

Im metric yes

[solid hinge]

Metric

👍

[brave garnet]

I use both metric and imperial

[idle breach]

i was 203cm tall but

I got old and I got shrinked

[prime pine]

6HK for AR's and LMG's was honestly not that bad

[carmine coral]

When’s metric ?

[balmy condor]

Metric system

[carmine coral]

Is it another weeb word ?

[brave garnet]

I use metric for tank related things

[solid hinge]

17pdr

🤣

[prime pine]

Fuck the pounds

Just use kg's

[brave garnet]

5cm

[idle breach]

it do not mean pounds

[solid hinge]

Nk

No

[idle breach]

17pdr means 17 pyodors

[quasi aspen]

use newton

[carmine coral]

I’m not a weeb uwu e-binary gender so I don’t know much about your kind

[solid hinge]

17pdr is 76.2mm

[idle breach]

no it's not even about diameter

it's 17 pyodor

[solid hinge]

@carmine coral I am the superior race

[brave coral]

Newtons are calculated based off kg

[prime pine]

There apparently was a variant of a mosquito that fired 32 pounders

[open surge]

american in the chat

[balmy condor]

[brave garnet]

My Ju 87 in War Thunder with its SC1000 bomb, 1000kg and 600kg of explosive

[carmine coral]

Please don’t dress up as a rabbit and hump me

[solid hinge]

My PE-8 has the 5000kg nuke

😎

[quasi aspen]

how tall is 6 feet in meters?

[solid hinge]

Teamkill time

[carmine coral]

Uwu

[idle breach]

my honda civic has 1998 cc deathmotor

[solid hinge]

@quasi aspen around 1.8m

[brave garnet]

KV-2 with 4.3kg of HE in APCBC

[carmine coral]

What does that stand for ?

[open surge]

is that a k20a

[brave garnet]

What

[quasi aspen]

omg u guys are rly tall

[open surge]

can i have it

[carmine coral]

Uwu

[idle breach]

no

[prime pine]

Sometimes i wonder

[carmine coral]

It means no ?

[balmy condor]

:No-1:

[idle breach]

you need a special license for civic

[prime pine]

Whats the point of the stg 1-5

Right niw

[carmine coral]

Ah

[prime pine]

now

[open surge]

i own a civic tho

[brave garnet]

Armor Piercing Capped Ballistic Capped
APCBC

[open surge]

i have the licence

[solid hinge]

alien isolation on nightmare is a (nightmare)

get it?

[idle breach]

is it 2001 civic

[solid hinge]

kill me

[balmy condor]

I get it

[quasi aspen]

to confuse the new assault players

[open surge]

1998

[carmine coral]

I’m playing rocket league

[idle breach]

good enough

[solid hinge]

HEATFS

[prime pine]

LMAO

Okokok

[carmine coral]

Uwu

[balmy condor]

[quasi aspen]

is it auto deleted i cant see 🤡

[brave garnet]

HEAT-FS is terrifying

[solid hinge]

You know what also scary?

[prime pine]

5HK Assault rifle with a 670 Rpm

[open surge]

where are my apfsds shells in this world war 2 but not quite world war 2 game

[quasi aspen]

COLD-AF

[prime pine]

Like why

[solid hinge]

Valentine being stronger than the Tiger in BFV

🤣

[undone arrow]

algun españool?

[brave garnet]

Si

[idle breach]

si

[prime pine]

Fucking christ

[balmy condor]

World war two like you've never wanted to see it before

[solid hinge]

Si

[prime pine]

Getting rid of that

[solid hinge]

bf theme is green now ?

[brave garnet]

Español era mi primer lenguage

[prime pine]

Si ni nee nooo

[idle breach]

it's lime not green

[quasi aspen]

my gf wants to eat taco so we fly to mexico 💗

[prime pine]

What is this chat

[solid hinge]

@quasi aspen LMFAO

I SAW THAT

ohh so sorry

[brave coral]

It’s still green

[prime pine]

What happened weeo

[balmy condor]

Ah yes the battlefield chat

[brave coral]

Lime green is green

[solid hinge]

lime is a type of green

[idle breach]

no

lime is banned from green club

[prime pine]

Lime green is literally lime green its as simple as that

[balmy condor]

[idle breach]

no lime green is banned from international colour society

[quasi aspen]

soda lime

[brave coral]

If only I had Regular so I could post mr incredible saying ‘Green is green’

[autumn wind]

Does anyone here play any hardcore servers on BF1 on PC? I can't seem to find any these days. I know there are some on console but I've I haven't touched those in months

[prime pine]

Racist!

[idle breach]

now it doesn't even count as a colour

[solid hinge]

now i remember why i dont talk here

I wish we could name our tanks in game

[idle breach]

what would you name your tank

[solid hinge]

Hmmmm

N

[quasi aspen]

bruh#1 bruh#2

[solid hinge]

Nascar

[brave garnet]

@idle breachdepends

[balmy condor]

Campertank 3000

[idle breach]

i

I will name my tiger

churchill

[solid hinge]

Bruh

[brave garnet]

I named my M4A1(76) W in War Thunder "Cat Slayer"

[quasi aspen]

bruh

[idle breach]

hmm

[prime pine]

I'd name my tank the fattie milker

Dont ask

Just a random thought

[idle breach]

I will name my sherman "chi-ha"

[balmy condor]

The type2 destroyer

[solid hinge]

Id name my tiger Ze transmission ist kapput

[quasi aspen]

fat with milk

[brave garnet]

My M5A1 Stuart "Jean" not the Male name, the Female name

[prime pine]

But no in seriousness i would just name my tanks big boy

Big boy1

Big boy 2

Speedy boy

[solid hinge]

I would name them

[brave coral]

I call my tanks Pen with a number

[open surge]

sherman also known as "m1 abrams"

[prime pine]

Howitser boy

[solid hinge]

Obama 1

Obama 2

Obama 3

[brave coral]

I’m on Pen 12 atm

[solid hinge]

I thought this was The Official Battlefield server but I guess it's another anime server

[brave garnet]

I have a friend who named his M10 GMC "Liberty Dispenser"

[balmy condor]

The peen machine

[idle breach]

how about

[prime pine]

I'd name my staghound ISIS and rig it with dynamite. With mega phones so i can blast the isis theme song

[open surge]

anime is a plague but

[idle breach]

"kero kero bonito" for staghound name

[solid hinge]

LMAO

[prime pine]

And drive it into tanks

[open surge]

coronavirus is the issue right now

[brave coral]

My Zero is named Hatsune Miku

[solid hinge]

lmfao

[prime pine]

Oh no

[idle breach]

hair leg miku is the best miku

[balmy condor]

Oh lord

[solid hinge]

Leg hair miku

[prime pine]

What the fuck is this chat

[brave garnet]

BFV has the novel coronavirus in the form on the Type 2A

[balmy condor]

[brave coral]

Listen man

[solid hinge]

We r naming our vehicles bruh

[carmine coral]

Ohhh I know why you guys like battlefield v

[solid hinge]

Oh no

[brave coral]

There’s about 50 people with anime profile pics

[prime pine]

Because i like running over fat kids and stealing their money

[brave coral]

What do you expect

[carmine coral]

Because it’s got Japanese people in it

[brave garnet]

And 1 with a tank pic

[idle breach]

damn weebs

[quasi aspen]

I am not weeb

[solid hinge]

If we could name our tanks, Just imagine how many Type 97s would be called ONII CHAN

@carmine coral💦

[quasi aspen]

I am hentai

[brave coral]

@quasi aspen he says with that name

[solid hinge]

Nee san

[carmine coral]

And you guys love anime

[balmy condor]

I want to name my gun

[solid hinge]

@quasi aspen same

[carmine coral]

I bet you make uwu sounds when your bleeding out

[solid hinge]

No

[brave coral]

Give custom emblems so my tank can have ahegao

[solid hinge]

We skip

[balmy condor]

Sanitater

[carmine coral]

Yes

[solid hinge]

UwU is mostly for egirls and furries @carmine coral

[idle breach]

oh.. i should name my tank

"steptank stuck in under kitchen sink"

[carmine coral]

I also bet if you play as a Japanese woman, you need female companionship

[brave garnet]

What's funny, I don't know how to pronounce Jean....

[solid hinge]

No

[carmine coral]

@solid hinge I still don’t know what it means

[solid hinge]

Give me emblems so I can have a frickin Croatian Ustasha sign

[prime pine]

... Wrong pic

[balmy condor]

Japan

[carmine coral]

North Korea

[solid hinge]

@carmine coral its a face, like O_O UwU 0w0

[quasi aspen]

Sushi (reversed)

[prime pine]

Dont ask me why i have a picture of a black man tied up and being held hostage by lobsters

[carmine coral]

@solid hinge oh so it’s a weeb facial expression

[solid hinge]

@solid hingesushi=ihsus=isus

@brave garnet Jin

@solid hinge wtf

[balmy condor]

We all have our secrets

[solid hinge]

Jesus

[brave coral]

@prime pine why do you have a picture of a black mantises up and being held hostage by lobsters

[solid hinge]

I will start praying to jesus to revert ttk

[carmine coral]

I’m pretty weird my self so I won’t relish your culture to much

[solid hinge]

Discord is just Western weebs ngl

[carmine coral]

Pretty much

They are always gay as well

Like I feel like I’m the only straight guy

[solid hinge]

Considering there are religious anime discords

Same

[quasi aspen]

what about eastern weebs

[carmine coral]

Any single ladies wanna prove me wrong

[balmy condor]

Same

[brave coral]

Not for long @carmine coral

[solid hinge]

Hentai is the most popular category in Russia bro

[carmine coral]

[prime pine]

Look dr i just do alright

[solid hinge]

Imagine being a guy and sucking dick

[carmine coral]

Ew

Titties are better

[solid hinge]

Wtf is wrong with them

[brave coral]

Imagine being a guy and not sucking dick

[balmy condor]

[solid hinge]

#battlefield-legacy-titles hello

[quasi aspen]

you don’t suck ur own d?

wtf man

[solid hinge]

Nice bf convo

[solid hinge]

Amazing

[carmine coral]

Suck those

[balmy condor]

Hello

[idle breach]

this server kaputt

[prime pine]

Burn everything

[balmy condor]

I love this chat

[fiery wharf]

5.2.2 sucks, buff the fliegerfaust, add anti-cheat and team balance

[prime pine]

Fucking burn it all

[solid hinge]

No

[quasi aspen]

who are that 2 guy

[brave coral]

Damn that’s crazy bro

But I don’t remember asking

[prime pine]

Wait what. You ACTUALLY have to aim with the fliegerfaust?

WHO FUCKING KNEW OH MY GOD

[modern mirage]

Hey anime is amazing

[solid hinge]

Rework euro consmetics
Nerf valentine
Buff tiger MUAHAHAAH wehraboo
5.0 ttk
Elites faction based

[brave coral]

Fliegerfaust is fine imo bc they buffed AA

[prime pine]

Yeah guys lemme deal 90 damage to planes barely aiming LMAO

[fiery wharf]

no its not fine, a full hit with every rocket only does 45mdg

I didnt say buff it to previous levels, dont be hyperbolic

[brave coral]

Then hop on an AA

They’re actually good

[quasi aspen]

Bruh at least 150 damage

[fiery wharf]

AA is the least rewarding thing in the game

[carmine coral]

If h1tler was alive, do you think he would eradicate the weebs ?

[prime pine]

Its 45 oer barrage

[solid hinge]

No

[prime pine]

Per

[quasi aspen]

I hate pilots to death

[solid hinge]

Ok

[balmy condor]

🦀 Chat is gone 🦀 Chat is gone 🦀 Chat is gone 🦀

[fiery wharf]

No, Fliegerfaust does 45 dmg MAX. Check your stats

[brave garnet]

I haven't decided what I should name my Tiger H1 in War Thunder

[prime pine]

You're not going to kill a smart pilot

[solid hinge]

Kill em then

[open surge]

what's with your seething weeb hatred

[prime pine]

Its almost impossible

[carmine coral]

Good pilots are annoying

[midnight nimbus]

FF does 90 max

[solid hinge]

@fiery wharf i did 91 the other day

[brave garnet]

Hans maybe

[brave coral]

Bruh my guys is mad he can’t aim the pilot penetrator

[fiery wharf]

You might of got 91 points, you didnt deal 91 damage @solid hinge

[nimble crypt]

Flieger is good for killing low bombing players, but most good pilots do high bombs to avoid it

[prime pine]

Literally man ive been hit by the fliegerfaust dozens if times

[solid hinge]

No

[prime pine]

Of times

[fiery wharf]

Yes.

[prime pine]

I know what it is like

[solid hinge]

91 vehicle hit

[carmine coral]

I just pretend I’m a V2 rocket and pummel into the objective

[fiery wharf]

Nope.

[open surge]

at least fliegerfaust does something

[solid hinge]

Bruh i have 750 hours

😡

[open surge]

poor panzerfaust

[carmine coral]

I even make the noise

[prime pine]

I have 1400

[fiery wharf]

https://sym.gg/

[prime pine]

Good fucking god

[carmine coral]

It better not be gey porn

[prime pine]

The flieger does 45 per barrage

In total it does 90

[solid hinge]

Yes

[brave coral]

@carmine coral do you know how they got the sound for the v1s in game?

[fiery wharf]

Good fucking god I want to be able to farm infantry with no reprecussions and if someone wants to take me down they need to sit in an AA gun all game doing no assignments, totally exposed, and waiting for me

[carmine coral]

A snowmobile

[solid hinge]

Ys

[prime pine]

I mena you know you can leave and join another game

But whatever

[brave coral]

Literally you just don’t lmao

[carmine coral]

I do literally

I watched a fucking video

[prime pine]

Sure sit on an AA gun. Its not gonna help you against a pilot who can bomb toss.

[quasi aspen]

I shoot planes with tank top mount lmg

[solid hinge]

Imagine taking a london bombing survivor to drive some snowmobiles with the V1 power system. Fucking PTSD kicks in

[fiery wharf]

I mean you can stop the mental gymnastics to rationalize the lack of incentives for AA in this game, the PIAT is multi-functional, it can be used to damage vehicles and as a mortar, the flieger has 1 use and it sucks at it.

[quasi aspen]

and they just come back and boom me

[brave coral]

No I was responding to Pepe crusader dude

[carmine coral]

Oh right

[balmy condor]

I leave 1/3 games due to unbalance

[carmine coral]

Sorry

[brave coral]

@carmine coral dw lol

[prime pine]

AA has always been like that in battlefield

[carmine coral]

@balmy condor coward

[brave coral]

But those dudes on the snowmobiled are fuckin mental lmao

[carmine coral]

Your country needs you and you run away

[balmy condor]

[carmine coral]

Yeah the sound is pretty satisfying

[solid hinge]

Yall saying that AA guns r weak in BFV bruh we didnt even have them in BF4

[brave coral]

‘Hmm look at this early cruise missile. Lemme make it a snowmobile’

[carmine coral]

Unless your at ground zero

[open surge]

bf4 didn't need em

[prime pine]

Yeah you guys had lock ons. Which were many times annoying cause we didnt know where the guy was half of the time.

[open surge]

as desperately as 5

[fiery wharf]

An AA gun cant even kill a full hp plane in 1 pass without overheating.

[carmine coral]

It’s really nice watching one come in

[solid hinge]

@fiery wharf it can

[prime pine]

They can though

[balmy condor]

Everyone gansta till the v1 noise is on

[solid hinge]

😂

[prime pine]

They were changed to kill before they overheated

[carmine coral]

[open surge]

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[fiery wharf]

@solid hinge It can't.

[solid hinge]

Can

[fiery wharf]

Cannot.

[solid hinge]

Can

Cannotnt

[balmy condor]

Can't

[fiery wharf]

No it cannot.

[open surge]

may

[solid hinge]

It can

[balmy condor]

Perhaps

[carmine coral]

I just only like being the squad leader to call in the rocket

[quasi aspen]

can0.5

[prime pine]

Get better aim then

[carmine coral]

And get 0 fucking kills

[fiery wharf]

If you hold down the left mouse button and land every hit on a full HP plane, the AA gun will overheat before the plane is destroyed.

[carmine coral]

But thy doesn’t matter

[solid hinge]

Wrong

[fiery wharf]

Right.

[quasi aspen]

I used a jb2 to suicide today

[brave coral]

Well you’re just wrong there bud

[fiery wharf]

sym.gg check the facts weeaboo

[carmine coral]

As long as I hear that bad boi

[prime pine]

They were changed to no longer overheat before the plane is destroyed

[solid hinge]

^

[carmine coral]

Wtaf

[prime pine]

Some weirdass patches ago it was done

[solid hinge]

@fiery wharf smoll brain

[carmine coral]

Since when was the V1 rocket a plane ?

[brave coral]

I literally sat on an AA in Al Sundan final sector and killed three planes from full

[idle breach]

v1 is technically a plane.

[untold wedge]

Hi

[carmine coral]

911 joke missing

[balmy condor]

Remember the invisible soldier glitch and the plane noise glitch

[fiery wharf]

@solid hinge I have the smoll brain? I'm not the one jacking it to imagine 14 year old school girls ya fkn weeb

[quasi aspen]

I thought it’s a cruise missile

[solid hinge]

14?

[prime pine]

Engineer from the support class also overheat their stationary guns slower

[brave coral]

The plane noise bug was the worst

[idle breach]

cruise missiles are plane

[queen canopy]

Technically a cruise missile yeah

[solid hinge]

They r 7

😎

[brave coral]

Invisible soldiers was like game breaking yeah

[carmine coral]

They cut off the engine so it pummelled

[quasi aspen]

Tom cruise missile

[fiery wharf]

fucking weeaboos and furries are the worst

[carmine coral]

Hence why it’s silent upon impact

[solid hinge]

@fiery wharf 😎

[brave coral]

But having planes constantly going in your ears was horrible

[solid hinge]

Someones mad

[open surge]

hoes mad

[prime pine]

Owo uwu owo

[balmy condor]

Time for a crusade

[carmine coral]

I’m mad

[solid hinge]

Cant even aim with the AA guns

[prime pine]

Weeowo

[open surge]

[quasi aspen]

1000 years old vampire girl with a face of 14yo

[idle breach]

shrimps are pretty rich.

[open surge]

buff panzerfaust

[brave coral]

Is that three separate emotes

[open surge]

yes

[brave coral]

Lmao

[carmine coral]

I just want my Stughlemeistershrupple in the game

[prime pine]

Weeo wanna see a strafe that im really proud of

[solid hinge]

Britain would have lost the Battle of Britain if you were using the AA guns against the Luftwaffe @fiery wharf

[brave coral]

What @carmine coral

[open surge]

[solid hinge]

😎

[fiery wharf]

points out an AA gun that lands every shot will only deal 91 damage before overheating
somehow can't aim AA guns

Get the fuck outta here with your weaboo logic

[open surge]

improved

[solid hinge]

@fiery wharf fliegerfaust does 90 hit

AAs easily kill planes

[prime pine]

https://twitter.com/Waygyanba/status/1222014540638015488?s=19

Bodie (@Waygyanba)

Neeeeuummmm! https://t.co/SGXC3D6xWc

▶ Play video

Twitter

[solid hinge]

Convo over

[quasi aspen]

piat does 100 hit

[prime pine]

BOFORS does 12 damage per hit

40mm

[solid hinge]

12dmg is a lot

[carmine coral]

@brave coral it means cookie in German

[brave coral]

Literally just take your finger off the trigger for a second to start cooling and you’ll kill it

[prime pine]

It really is a lot

[harsh elbow]

how do I claim my giveaway reward lol

[brave coral]

I mean

[solid hinge]

Remember

[brave coral]

91 is quite a lot

[balmy condor]

I just want my boar vessel 300-400Bc ceramic in the game

[open surge]

or hit it a little, hop out and fliegerfaust

[solid hinge]

Hes in a vehicle

[fiery wharf]

doesnt work that way with how fast planes move @brave coral

[brave coral]

@harsh elbow origin

[prime pine]

Through origin or something

[solid hinge]

Ur just infantry

[brave coral]

Bruh

[harsh elbow]

ok?

[carmine coral]

What’s with everyone having a Lego character as their fucking pfp

[prime pine]

I should upload an old clip then

Sorry toasted i really dont know

[solid hinge]

Boar vessel 300-400Bc ceramic NEW ELITE YOO HYPE

[open surge]

lego yoda hit off a trend

[carmine coral]

I haven’t seen 1 meme about this

[brave coral]

Did you miss the bit where I said I used AA and got three plane kills in a match

[queen canopy]

Infantry should not be able to solo kill a vehicle

[fiery wharf]

fucking pedo weebs

[carmine coral]

Oh

[open surge]

reeeeee

[solid hinge]

@fiery wharf u suck

😎

[brave coral]

I do know how it works

[open surge]

i can't kill planes

[solid hinge]

Mad

[carmine coral]

Was it his death noise?

[prime pine]

Good god someone is salty

[open surge]

do you need the stinger or something

[carmine coral]

That’s pretty funny

[open surge]

we can put IGLA in game for you

[carmine coral]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[solid hinge]

Nah

[brave coral]

Now for a word from our sponsors, Raid Shadow Legends

[solid hinge]

Lets add the German GEPARD aa gun

[carmine coral]

@brave coral ...

Leave now

[brave coral]

I’ll be back

[idle breach]

I

[carmine coral]

[brave coral]

With a secure connection

[open surge]

this chat room is sponsored by squarespace

[solid hinge]

I wouldnt be suprised if chapter 7 trailer was sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends

[quasi aspen]

ok terminator

[brave coral]

Provided by ExpressVPN

[balmy condor]

Lets add the ww2 experimental flying tank

[idle breach]

if you're having trouble dealing with planes or

[prime pine]

Yeah mate do you need stingers considering how shit you are or will you still conplain when pilots manage to counter your useless ass.

[carmine coral]

[prime pine]

What the fuck

[idle breach]

need to learn about flying plane

I know a perfect place for you

[brave coral]

@balmy condor it spawns and you just hear the bf theme on kazoo

[idle breach]

Skillshare is an online platform

[carmine coral]

Every you tuber has that fucking sponsor

[open surge]

i am honestly garbage at flying in this game

[balmy condor]

[open surge]

or any battlefield game

[carmine coral]

It’s pissing me off

[brave coral]

I can fly a plane fine

[open surge]

they need money yo

[idle breach]

join skillshare and learn to kick ass infantry with your plane

[brave coral]

It’s killing other people that I struggle with

[quasi aspen]

do a survey for a free week of premium

[carmine coral]

So

[lime crypt]

In history class

[idle breach]

and get a 6 month premium with my code

[lime crypt]

What should I tell my teacher

[open surge]

ok the flying part is fine tru

[lime crypt]

Learning about ww2

[open surge]

but corsairs fuck my shit up as soon as i spawn

[carmine coral]

I need a drink, doesn’t mean I repeat it every 2 seconds

[open surge]

@lime crypt tell him about the nambu type 2a

[carmine coral]

Fuck raid shadow legends

[open surge]

and how it was absolutely everywhere during the battle of iwo jima

[brave coral]

I normally have the opposite - I’m fine as a Zero in terms of getting into the air, but the Corsairs get melted

[lime crypt]

Something that pisses him off

Lmao

True

[quasi aspen]

hugging squad members in ww2 saves lives

[balmy condor]

Tell him about the medical advancements of bionic arms

[main grove]

I hate those games where one team has got better people on the top 5 or so but the bottom people on their team are generally higher so they win

[open surge]

fuck blenheim

[carmine coral]

Also, what’s with that google advert

[main grove]

It means we lost due to really bad bottom players

[carmine coral]

“dOEs AnYoNe HaVe A cHaRgEr”

[main grove]

And their bottom players were somewhat competent

[idle breach]

you can't fuck a plane.

[balmy condor]

O rly

[carmine coral]

You can if your brave Enough

[idle breach]

don't try. learned through hard way.

[prime pine]

What the fuck

[balmy condor]

[prime pine]

Give me the fuckie wuckie huggie wuggie uwu

End me now

[carmine coral]

Amateur

[prime pine]

In a serious thing

[carmine coral]

What would Steiner say

[prime pine]

Does anyone wanna see a bomb toss

[balmy condor]

[carmine coral]

Nah

That’s gay

[balmy condor]

[carmine coral]

“Bomb toss”

Sounds like something my uncle said to me

Wait...

[prime pine]

It just involves flying your plane and chucking bombs to an ass gun a good hundred metres plus away

AA

[carmine coral]

Oh

[prime pine]

https://twitter.com/Waygyanba/status/1222564322691280897?s=19

Bodie (@Waygyanba)

Bomb toss! https://t.co/EwOMKNKjgf

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[carmine coral]

I just dive on them

[prime pine]

Its too risky

[carmine coral]

And unload my bombs at the same time

[prime pine]

They'll destroy you before you get close

[coral fiber]

!!oof

[ruby trail]

yeet

[prime pine]

Well no. When you get close

[coral fiber]

^

[brave coral]

Get that high altitude run

[prime pine]

Do you like that pilot

[carmine coral]

Nah just jump out the plane

[prime pine]

Its what ive been doing

[coral fiber]

They'll still destroy you

[brave coral]

If they’re not actively tracking you

[carmine coral]

AA cannons are weak af

[prime pine]

They're strong

And dont need a change

[carmine coral]

Nope

[coral fiber]

I dive to them when they're off guard

[brave coral]

Nah the 40mm ones especially are really good

[carmine coral]

They need a buff

[coral fiber]

When you dive to them it's basically suicide

[carmine coral]

Well

That’s the idea

[prime pine]

So why they need a buff

[carmine coral]

I don’t expect to survive

[brave coral]

I honestly think the current AA situation is pretty good

[prime pine]

Yeah they're annoying

[carmine coral]

Because they’re trash

Can’t shoot down a plane for shit

[prime pine]

But i think they're fine in the current moment

[carmine coral]

Man

[brave coral]

As a not great occasional pilot and infantry main

[coral fiber]

Talking about planes diving to AA
Planes can't really charge AA

[carmine coral]

They can stay like it

[prime pine]

Charging an aa is practically asking your dick to be cut off

[brave coral]

You can just hop on an AA if planes are harassing the team too much and at least deter them

[carmine coral]

I decimate everything while in a plane

[prime pine]

Maybe not the best thing to say but

I dont care

[carmine coral]

AA deal little to no damage

[brave coral]

Quite often I’ll shoot a bomber that’s flying past a few ones then he comes around and tries a direct run

[main grove]

I mean you have to learn how to be smart on AA as well

[open surge]

planes are zoomy in bf5

unlike in bf1 where you have 24 hours to shoot down a plane with aa before they kill you

[carmine coral]

I’m a psychic

[main grove]

Most AA gunners are dumbasses who just fire all the time and give away that they’d on it

[carmine coral]

I beg most of you have your hand down your pants

[brave coral]

I meant that as in that’s just a free kill, trying to do a direct straight path on an AA

[open surge]

two, actually

[carmine coral]

Ah double Wagner

[brave coral]

You just blitz them and they’re dead before they can even drop bombs if you’ve kept an eye on them

[open surge]

my cat is transcripting what i'm saying

[main grove]

Also fuck I can’t work with the Kar98 at all

It’s too weak to justify how slow it is

[brave coral]

I love the Kar

[gray glade]

kar98 is my fave snipah

[velvet canopy]

Why cant you work with it

[open surge]

just use arisaka

[main grove]

Because the ADS takes too long even with spec

[brave coral]

But it could do with a buff but that just applies to all Recon bolts

[shy badger]

AA is terrible

At least the german one

[main grove]

And it’s got a shit ton of recoil that makes it so you can’t see where your bullet is even going

[velvet canopy]

are you trying to do close quarters or long range

[carmine coral]

Sometimes I use a tootbrush to scratch my ass crack

[brave coral]

I got the Desert Rat skin for it today as well so that’s nice

[main grove]

Long range 6x

[shy badger]

Unless the upgrades suddenly make it 10 times better, it's stupidly under powered and useless

[main grove]

Most people just see me and then kill me no matter what gun they’re also using

I do best with the Lee

[brave coral]

It’s definitely more of a long range sniper

[velvet canopy]

well i dont know what to tell you, i do amazing with it, my aim is just dog shit since ive been gone for a while

[brave coral]

If you do best with the Lee you might be playing the Kar too close

[main grove]

Long range is awful in this game for bolts thanks to low velocity

[brave coral]

Not super long range

Like 50-100m

[main grove]

700m/s still takes quite a while to reach its target beyond 150m

[lime crypt]

We watching D-day

Oof

[carmine coral]

Yes hmmm this sniper is made out of sniperrrr

[brave coral]

Mainly just because of the slow rechamber

If you’re close than that most of the time, you’ll be shot before you can get your aim on again

[carmine coral]

Yes mmmm I like toast on marmite

[brave coral]

Unless you get a lucky headshot

[coral fiber]

Aussie?

[velvet canopy]

yeah but you have to work with it, to be a good with the Kar you must be in a deep relationship with the Kar

[dusky badge]

kar98k is the best rifle don't @ me

[carmine coral]

@dusky badge

[dusky badge]

[velvet canopy]

I agree

[prime pine]

Oh pilot

Wanna see an old picture

[carmine coral]

[main grove]

I also do quite well with the Ross for some reason

[coral fiber]

Sure i guess

[carmine coral]

Anyone wanna play

[coral fiber]

Not gunna be here for long tho

[carmine coral]

I won’t be weebist I promise

[velvet canopy]

I wish the ross worked liked it did in bf1

[prime pine]

Oh

[carmine coral]

I’m looking forward to the new music

Can’t wait to sit on the main menu listening to some tunes

[velvet canopy]

me during the beta

[carmine coral]

It was fun

It’s nice to Listen too while having a poo

[coral fiber]

[velvet canopy]

yeah, especially the leaked lord of the rings soundtrack they didnt use

[carmine coral]

Actually I need a poo brb

[open surge]

battlefield v chapter 6

"basically vietnam"

we already have firebombs on planes

[velvet canopy]

the first Vietnam

[open surge]

pretend it's napalm

[gray saffron]

https://twitter.com/PartWelsh/status/1222542374280290304?s=19 patch 6.2 it will arrive

Freeman 🇸🇪 (@PartWelsh)

During Chapter 6 we'll make good on a Promise.

Tank Customization is currently planned for our 6.2 Update later in the Chapter, and I'll be keen to show you more as we get closer to that. Thanks for keeping us honest! This truly is #ComingSoon #Battlefield https://t.co/M...

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[prime pine]

We all know

Jer immm not asleep : O

Wheeeeeeeee djjdhdjjdhehbshsbs

[gray saffron]

:(

[prime pine]

How are you

[gray saffron]

Go to bed

[prime pine]

Fuck you dad!

[gray saffron]

Im go the fuck to sleep!

You?

[prime pine]

Hahaha

In seriousness im rather fine. Better from what i was when my head was screaming at me

The usual

[gray saffron]

Im not your dad, bod. Im your grandma, ja!

[prime pine]

Kek

[shy badger]

Well seems like your headache passed to me

[prime pine]

BLACKOUT

Havent seen you for a bit

[shy badger]

I'm having a bitch of a headache rn

[gray saffron]

Nawwh

Don't... Blackout :(

My puns are prolly not helping

[prime pine]

By screaming head i mean things running through it (weird mental shit)

Haha maybe not

[shy badger]

Not really 😦

Ah alright then

[prime pine]

NO BODIE DONT DO IT

[dusky badge]

https://twitter.com/PartWelsh/status/1222542374280290304?s=20

Freeman 🇸🇪 (@PartWelsh)

During Chapter 6 we'll make good on a Promise.

Tank Customization is currently planned for our 6.2 Update later in the Chapter, and I'll be keen to show you more as we get closer to that. Thanks for keeping us honest! This truly is #ComingSoon #Battlefield https://t.co/M...

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TANK BODY CUSTOMIZATION

[shy badger]

Jer got it first man 😄

[prime pine]

I guess your head really isnt in the game balckout

[echo turtle]

Oh shit

[prime pine]

Ay?

Ay?

[shy badger]

stahp

please

[gray saffron]

Well, apparently it was posted earlier D:

[echo turtle]

Tank body customization

[prime pine]

: D

[dusky badge]

POGGERS

[prime pine]

Jer's curse of puns has been passed on to me

[echo turtle]

[gray saffron]

Curse? Here i thought it was a blessing :(

[prime pine]

Well

If i can make peoples life hell

Then sure

I told sluxx the sherman joke

He said it was rather good

[gray saffron]

I don't remember the pun, hit it back to me

[prime pine]

Are you sher-man? (Sure man)

[gray saffron]

Oh right xd

[shy badger]

ugh

[prime pine]

Oh right

Blackout has a headache

And we're making it worse

These are vewwy pwessing matters owo

[gray saffron]

We should head out with the puns :(

[prime pine]

Jer we gotta help blackout with his hurty wurty owo

[gray saffron]

We have to minimize his stress and make him watch his food and drinks

[prime pine]

Mebe... I dug up an old picture. I would share it but it seems fucking awkward to share a pic of yourself haha

[gray saffron]

According to google

[prime pine]

Or just take painkillers

And settle

[carmine coral]

Still correctly taking a poo

[prime pine]

I remember having a headache and i said some rather morbid things

[shy badger]

I'm probably doing the worst thing while having a headache

[prime pine]

I mentioned pentagrams

What are you doing

[shy badger]

Watching a vid of an irl type 11 shooting

[gray saffron]

Bodbod, im scared. I have a feeling we're gonna get bombed by admins for not talking about battlefield

[prime pine]

Hahaha

[shy badger]

What am I doing to myself

[main grove]

I’m just quitting games of breakthrough now that just become bullshit levels of skill unbalance

[prime pine]

Oh no

[main grove]

Like if I lose I want to lose good

[gray saffron]

Black, watch forgotten weapon videos :0 or mre testing dude reviews. They're soothing voices

[main grove]

Not fucking eaten up by the first sector on al Sundan lose

[prime pine]

The chauchat sounds soo good

Lemme find it

[gray glade]

mre testing stuff makes me so hungry lol

[prime pine]

https://youtu.be/-AXW-rYpyUg

[coral fiber]

Chug chug chug chug

[gray saffron]

Dice, gib Chauchat pls!

[shy badger]

I'm watching steve1989s vidsmre vids 😄

[prime pine]

High powered awesomeness

[coral fiber]

That what it sounds like to me

[shy badger]

He also has a soothing voice

[gray saffron]

Yeah thats the guy, black :D

[coral fiber]

GUN JESUS

[gray saffron]

The one i meant ^^

[prime pine]

Is it sad i can stare at a screen for 12 hours and not get eye strain / a headache

[shy badger]

Oh nice 😄

[slate carbon]

dice pls add outpost and frontlines to one playlist

[shy badger]

I used to be able to do it too when I was younger

Now I just get tired haha

And want to get off

[brave coral]

Can’t really @slate carbon as they’re different playercounts

Also Frontlines deserves to just be its own mode

[prime pine]

My ass hurts more often than my eyes

[shy badger]

hahah

[slate carbon]

it was its own mode at launch >:(

[gray saffron]

Get a better chair ;D

[brave coral]

Still don’t know why they decided to remove it

[prime pine]

No i need better ass muscles

[slate carbon]

also, im pretty sure frontlines and outpost are both 64

[prime pine]

In seriousness

[shy badger]

lmfao

[gray saffron]

Frontlinws need to come back yeah :( im bored of bt and conquest is fun.. But i wanna play something else sometimes xd

[prime pine]

I dunno i just feel more comfortable laying down on a bed

[tranquil canyon]

hi

[gray saffron]

Just squat, bodbod

[prime pine]

Cause i can change my position and easily

[slate carbon]

actually if they made more operations thatd be cool

[prime pine]

And is comfy as fuck

[slate carbon]

like an italy and pacific op

where are they?

[shy badger]

Try squats bods

[coral fiber]

Slav Squat

[prime pine]

I beds are good

Ugh loud head

Loud

[lime crypt]

Yo is the map live

[prime pine]

No

[shy badger]

No

[prime pine]

Feb 6

[lime crypt]

Ok so is this last map dice is giving us

[prime pine]

Why do you hate portals blackout

[lime crypt]

Or are we gonna get D-Day

[prime pine]

We dont know

[lime crypt]

😦

[shy badger]

Oh, it's a reference to the Witcher

[gray glade]

i'd be surprised if we didn't get d-day in some way

[brave coral]

It’s not going to be the last map lol

[shy badger]

Geralt always says he hates portals

[prime pine]

Ohh

I see

[brave coral]

They’ve said they’re continuing support until 2021

[gray glade]

we got the beach assault thingy in BFV breakthrough

so d-day could be better than ever, we got airborne too

[brave coral]

And that was in the earnings call so if they don’t follow through with that with no good reason then there’s big legal trouble

[coral fiber]

Didn't have have a paradrop before the invasion

[slate carbon]

i dont see why they wouldnt keep supporting theyre most recent title

iirc they said a new game is coming in 2021-2022

or maybe that was rockstar...

[coral fiber]

Fiscal year 2021

[dense bone]

bf titles normally follow a 2 or 3 year dev cycle

[slate carbon]

im pretty sure they had paratroppers drop in before they launched the main attacks for normandy

like the day before or early in the morning, something like that

[shy badger]

There's never been a 3 year gap between bf games

Afaik

[slate carbon]

hardline doesnt count as a game

[shy badger]

Of course it does

[slate carbon]

no.

its shit

[shy badger]

Doesn't matter how good it is

[slate carbon]

its not even a game

its a jank simulator

[rocky verge]

[carmine coral]

Worst map

[rocky verge]

What

[carmine coral]

Definitely havana

[slate carbon]

devastation

is the worst

[carmine coral]

Also agreed

[rocky verge]

Devistation is fun

[brave coral]

They’ve basically confirmed bf6 in late 2021

[slate carbon]

your opinion is wrong

[carmine coral]

Your date is wrong

[slate carbon]

ur mom

[rocky verge]

Panzerstorm is the worst we can all agree that

[carmine coral]

Bf6 I’m not looking forward too

[rocky verge]

No cover

Just tanks

[slate carbon]

panzerstorm is for tanks u fool

[brave coral]

Based on the time frame they said and when games normally release

[carmine coral]

Panzerstorm is great

[slate carbon]

if ur not using a tank ur playing panzerstorm wrong

or a plane

[rocky verge]

Not fun for infinity @slate carbon

And if all the tank spawns are taken

[carmine coral]

Wym I use a pistol

[rocky verge]

Then what huh

Plz explain how it's a fun map

[carmine coral]

It’s a nice layout

It’s more immersive

[hallow onyx]

There's no way that only one map is being released with this chapter.

[prime pine]

Before i go to sleep imma say this. Hardline was a fucking awesome battlefield title and was one of the best games out there. Fight me on that.

[dense bone]

there is a way

[carmine coral]

@hallow onyx i said the same thing. It’s unacceptable

[slate carbon]

its not going to be the only map i garuntee it

[hallow onyx]

The past 2 chapters have been a blast

[slate carbon]

the jungle is just the launch map so theyre showcasing it

[hallow onyx]

When I saw that shit it was unbelievable

[dense bone]

didnt dice say they are only releasing 3 maps this year?

[slate carbon]

they might even add another jungle map who knows

did they?

[carmine coral]

If that’s the case then battlefield will die

[feral glade]

@prime pine put up your dukes...ha...if HL didnt have the bf name it would have been just okay but since dice used the bf name it sucked egg...imo

[slate carbon]

i would think theyre going to add eastern front

[hallow onyx]

What are they going to release 3 jungle maps?

Is this still even in the pacific

[slate carbon]

nah but they might add another jungle map

[carmine coral]

People get hyped for about a month then it gets boring

[slate carbon]

nobody knows

[brave coral]

@dense bone where was that from lol

They said ‘3 maps before the end of 2019’

[wet rivet]

Why my game keeps crashing? Anyone has the same issue?

[brave coral]

Ie Iwo, Storm and Wake

[carmine coral]

They wasted time and resources making a battle royale mode which nobody fucking asked for

[solid hinge]

i dunno why people want new maps so much when the base game is in need of changes more

[feral glade]

@wet rivet have you checked your internet speeds?

[solid hinge]

we already have a bunch of maps

[carmine coral]

...

[slate carbon]

what kind of base changes?

[rocky verge]

Panzerstorm,Iwo jima,strom,wake,Mercury,marita,Providence,Lofton islands hmmm

[wet rivet]

@feral glade yeah it’s not that

[rocky verge]

Not enought for you greedy fans

Need more?

[hallow onyx]

Yes we do need more.

[wet rivet]

Something with the game

[carmine coral]

2 of which you can’t play on popular modes

[dense bone]

@brave coral https://discordapp.com/channels/140933721929940992/177094649473794049/671745155400990761

[rocky verge]

Then wait

It takes time

[feral glade]

have you added any random programs lately?

[rocky verge]

Not a simple snap and boom map

[carmine coral]

We’ve been waiting for over a fucking year

[dense bone]

i cant find an actual quote though

[hallow onyx]

We've been playing the same maps for over 6 months now, don't you think it gets boring?

[rocky verge]

@carmine coralgo cry more then

[carmine coral]

Have you seen their past games?

[rocky verge]

Yes

[carmine coral]

The rate at which content drops

[rocky verge]

2 dlc in 1 year

[dense bone]

@hallow onyx they just released new maps a couple of months ago though...

[rocky verge]

That have 4 or 2 maps

[brave coral]

Yeah that guy was corrected to be 2019

[dense bone]

how is that the same maps for 6 months?

@brave coral ahh didnt catch that

[hallow onyx]

One new map

[feral glade]

that jungle map is so damn juicy looking i bet it will suffice

[dense bone]

i think its sad seeing how entitled people are for a free live service game

[carmine coral]

Wake island and operation underground don’t count

[feral glade]

plus bazzoka and lunge!

[rocky verge]

@feral glade why are the bushes yelling BANZAI?

[slate carbon]

wake island isnt even a remake tho

[solid hinge]

fixing vehicle balance, fixing gun balance, fixing gadget balance and scarcity, giving medic and recon tools to deal with fortifications, rebalancing the obvious flaws in existing maps, fixing the really heinous bugs like being downed forever, obligatory anticheat and team balance additions

[carmine coral]

See they what you too feel grateful because it’s free

[feral glade]

hahahah...its ther belly campers hidin?

[solid hinge]

all which I'd prefer more than new maps

[feral glade]

the*

[dense bone]

@carmine coral can you make that comprehendible

[carmine coral]

So they can sit back and be lazy

[slate carbon]

how are vehicle and weapons unbalanced?

also what do you mean about gadget scarcity?

[solid hinge]

oh and community games so I can actually play frontlines

you can sit in a jeep thing with a samuri in the back and massacre everyone

I'd prefer more modes to maps

[feral glade]

@solid hinge nice

[carmine coral]

If you prefer free dlc that’s fine I don’t have anything against it but we are used to frequent content drops and so far it’s all over the place

[dense bone]

id pref more maps than modes 🤷

@carmine coral used to frequent content drops that are paid, its not paid, what you are used to doesnt apply

[rocky verge]

Paid DLC=you will get all the content on time
Free DLC= Be patient we cant snap and boom maps

[dense bone]

^

[slate carbon]

yeah same i only really care about maps at this point. weapons are fine imo vehicles too, except on certain maps like the PW maps

[dense bone]

i get you WANT more maps but shit man, calm down

[balmy condor]

[carmine coral]

Like the Pacific was fine, I’d prefer all maps and content dropped on day one but oh well

[hallow onyx]

I just want the premium pass back, that way we pay and get good maps at a good pace.

[carmine coral]

Wym it doesn’t apply

[balmy condor]

i loved the pacific

[carmine coral]

So I’m supposed to loose my memory on past bf games