#battlefield-legacy-titles

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coral fiber
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Fucking lemons

solid hinge
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Or

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Make them into bombs

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Bam

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Killer lemons

coral fiber
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K den

main grove
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So the only use of bordkanone 37mm on Stukas now is just to kill other planes

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From what I’ve seen others doing

solid hinge
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Make them shoot lemons

main grove
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God the Stukas need a buff so badly

gray glade
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Yeah

main grove
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They’re meant to be ground attack craft

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But their large bombs don’t mean shit because I think when they nerfed the 4000lbs bomb (too hardly) they must have affected the damage of other large bombs probably inadvertently

hallow perch
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i thought they were multi role

main grove
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Stukas are really not good as fighters

gray saffron
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stukas are light bombers, ala mosquitos

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but shit at their jobs

main grove
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They’re mostly deployed as ground attack craft

hallow perch
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so use the bomber then

main grove
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Which is just a fat fighter that attacks the ground

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I feel like they typhoon would be a cool addition to the Brits

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It’s sort of in between a fighter and a ground attack

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Even the bombers in this game aren’t true bombers

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They’re very light for bombers

hallow perch
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no, but they actually do their job properly

main grove
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Blenheim and JU-88 can be seen filling other roles

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Like night fighters

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Even those bombers kind of suck

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Because the only good bombs are the tiny ones

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Like the 40lbs ones or the 50kg ones

hallow perch
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yea, its good for anti infantry

main grove
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So the JU88 is still the best

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Stuka just needs to have good splash again

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Maybe not to the levels as it was before

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Before the 1000kg bomb was like a mini v1

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But right now when you go on Fjell and try to drop a 1000kg bomb directly on someone you usually do about 20 damage

prime pine
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The blen IF is actually better than the ju88 now

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There's a shorter delay between the dispersal of the bombs

teal compass
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isn't there a feature where if u drop it too low

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it doesn't arm in time

main grove
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I think in BF1 the higher you drop them the more damage/splash they do

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Which I really liked

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I hate super low bomb droppers

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You might be thinking of the delayed ground attack bombs in BF1

prime pine
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Ive been learning the bombs for the VA and the G-2 as of late and holy fuck is it satisfying

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Ive gotten a bunch of triple bombs

main grove
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They always explode on a short delay

prime pine
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Ive always hated bombers but im opening up to them a lot more weirdly.

main grove
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In this game however when you drop large bombs too close to the floor it for some reason sucks your plane to the floor

teal compass
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cus the explosion

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duh

main grove
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But it’s an explosion

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Not an implosion

prime pine
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Explosions dont suck you in

main grove
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Why is your plane suddenly yanked to the floor

teal compass
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uh

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why can't it

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you got a problem

main grove
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It should be blasted away a bit if anything

teal compass
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😭

prime pine
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The blast should cause you to go the opposite

teal compass
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ok ngl

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I'm kinda stupid

main grove
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Mind you I think it should do a fuck ton of damage to yourself

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Like come on you got your plane caught in an explosion

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It should put you near death

teal compass
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nahh

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😳

prime pine
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I killed my self with 50kgs bombs before

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Was surprised

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I hope they'll buff the blen mk 1 with 16x light bombs

teal compass
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no

prime pine
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Have you dealt with that already huh

teal compass
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yes

pale anvil
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any news regarding new factions?

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extremely bored of brits and germans

teal compass
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uhhhhhhh

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yes

pale anvil
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and?

prime pine
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Lets just say... 16 bombs is JUST enough to deal with a flakpanzer.... Which would be very nice.

teal compass
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nah

hexed trail
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I cant get 3.500 score with medic or support for supplying allys

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So hard for me

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But i completed all others

teal compass
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you know why

hexed trail
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No actualy

teal compass
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because they didn't think it was nearly impossible

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and it's supposed to be in Underground Metro

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so

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😳

hexed trail
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Did someone did it?

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I tried with ammo boxes nope

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With medic crates nope

teal compass
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people somehow did it

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but like

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Yeet

main grove
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I genuinely think they don’t understand that the scoring for giving ammo is different to BF1

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You only get 1/3rd of the score you got in BF1

teal compass
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haha yes

main grove
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I don’t understand why they lowered the score for resupply in a game where attrition exists

teal compass
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😳

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to make u suffer

balmy creek
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Wait.

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There are no Dutch troops in the Rotterdam map

teal compass
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😳

balmy creek
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BFV is trash

teal compass
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yes

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the British forced the Dutch out of the war

balmy creek
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Historical accuracy

teal compass
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very

main grove
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I think he’s taking the mick

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I don’t think he leaked over from the shithole that is r/BFV

balmy creek
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I want my country to be involved okay

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Other than the map, of course

teal compass
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we Dutch

main grove
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I think there’s a Dutch helmet in the files

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It looks like a blue firefighter helmet

balmy creek
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In the files, yes
In the game, no

main grove
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I’m pointing out how DICE HAS made all this stuff but is for some reason being held back from giving it out

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Probably because it signed a content death pact with EA or something

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Where they can’t give out too much at once

balmy creek
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I'm expecting it to be released with more Tides of War stuff

main grove
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Or else muh live service

balmy creek
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Gotta milk the game somehow, right?

main grove
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I’m sure they pulled most of DICE onto another project anyway

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That’s not a battlefield

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Probably a FIFA or some shit because I know some FIFAs use frostbite

balmy creek
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Battlefront 7

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FIFA, we add a number to the title every year

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The futsal stuff is pretty fun though

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Volta, was it called?

main grove
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I mean so far the only Dutch things in the game are the two maps the version of the Madsen in this game and it’s a bit of a stretch but

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The G.95 was used by the Dutch

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It was called the Geweer 95

balmy creek
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Two maps? I only remember seeing one, Rotterdam. The other one i saw in the War Stories preview

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Nijmegen Bridge

main grove
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Devastation is also Rotterdam

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Just after the bombing

balmy creek
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I don't count those as two seperate maps

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It's just a variant of Rotterdam

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Or was it?

main grove
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Well they’re not the exact same layout it just down the block of the actual Rotterdam map

balmy creek
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I haven't played the game long enough to say tbh

main grove
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It doesn’t have the Witte huis

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Instead it’s got the cathedral

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Plus I’m super sure Twisted steel is meant to be a Dutch bridge

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In 1944

balmy creek
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Oh, right, yeah

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Perhaps it's based off of the Nijmegen Bridge preview?

main grove
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Yeah it is exactly

balmy creek
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Or it IS Nijmegen Bridge

main grove
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But then DICE were told that they had to make it chronological

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So they retconned it as being France

hybrid dock
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Twisted steel is Escaut River, France

main grove
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I know it’s stated to be that but come on look at the geography of it

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It’s flat and wet

balmy creek
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I want them to add my city to the game, seeing as it was liberated a few days after they started to reclaim the Netherlands

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I NEED TO BE IMMERSED

main grove
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I do think it was meant to be an Operation Market garden map

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Amsterdam?

balmy creek
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Nah, it started out in the southern province of Limburg

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I live in it's Capital

main grove
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Either way this chronological nonsense has been broken now anyway

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Because the new map is in Germany

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So we now must have just bloody skipped to 1945

balmy creek
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WE WANT OPERATION MARKET GARDEN

main grove
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And when the Americans come out they say that there’s an Iwo Jima map

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Which was super late

left moat
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Anyone else's Origin / EA Online down?

hybrid dock
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twisted steel bridge looks like the Ludendorff Bridge

balmy creek
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@main grove That does make sense, seeing as the new war story is set in Germany itself

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Eventually Berlin iirc

main grove
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I don’t think Last Tiger was Berlin

balmy creek
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Or it isn't, i haven't a clue

main grove
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It was someone along the Rhine

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Soviets got to Berlin first

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Because it suffered the same misfortune as the French did in 1940

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And the capital was in the north east area

hybrid dock
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Last tiger is Cologne, Germany

icy sluice
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Put on some cologne

main grove
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I remember thinking that the French and Italains were meant to be the 5v5 factions

balmy creek
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How wrong you were

main grove
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Because Provence was attacked by Italy IIRC

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The whole big deal about customisation and faction unique vehicles is what makes it hard to add new factions

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In BF1 a new faction was so easy

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Just make 4 outfits

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Literally it

shy badger
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Voicelines

main grove
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They’re all already in the game

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You can get the Brits to speak French or Italian or Spanish or Polish or Russian

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The French sounds so good in this

strange sundial
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wondering if theres a posibility of the flying fortress comming for the mercian up doot

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HERRRRMMMMM

timid oak
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hello serveur ea not work ?

strange sundial
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ora?

shy badger
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One can only dream flamen

solid hinge
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Yup, can't que and friends DC"D

left moat
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Same.

strange sundial
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lol yea

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id be nice

solid hinge
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Broken™

strange sundial
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i want more full squad vehicles

left moat
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Did Origin borrow their servers from Ubisoft? lulw

tiny atlas
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so the servers dead?

solid hinge
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Neh it's it's just a bunch of atari 2600 hooked up to a 500 KB dialup line

strange sundial
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XD

left moat
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I wish it was dead >.>

strange sundial
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whats the worst ping yall had

left moat
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Put an end to unnessesery monetization :P

solid hinge
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Over 9000

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999 tho

strange sundial
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mine is about just over 3000

main grove
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15000 I swear I got once

left moat
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-1 ping is the best, wdym

chilly bronze
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bfv is down for me. any1 else problems?

strange sundial
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leme see if i can find it...

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and yea me to

vague marsh
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origin offline?

left moat
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The line of 300 ping is probably an auto dc for most severs

chilly bronze
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yea think so

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aint me

strange sundial
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hmmmm

tiny atlas
main grove
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IT AINT ME

strange sundial
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where do i post screen shots of my shiddy ping

left moat
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@strange sundial Hans is looking for you.

chilly bronze
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here?

lone mirage
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"[The EA Network is not available at the moment]" anyone else who can not play online?

solid hinge
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FAX IT TO EA

chilly bronze
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yea m2

left moat
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Same Lend

vague marsh
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origin offline

strange sundial
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@left moat oh?

solid hinge
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Tf going on with the EA games

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Maybe more code

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morse**

left moat
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@strange sundial Couldn't get you in time, we need to fall back

main grove
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Is it true that to eligible for a flammenwerfer license your name must be Hans?

strange sundial
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ACK

solid hinge
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Battlefront 2 is down

strange sundial
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GASHTUNG

solid hinge
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And battlefield 5

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Sad.

left moat
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Battlefront 2?

solid hinge
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Yes

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Its

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Down

cobalt hemlock
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are servers down on battlefield 1?

left moat
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I thought it was dead, but the millions paid off for them >.>

chilly bronze
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origin is dead

topaz dome
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The system is down, the system is down, dododododo dododododo

left moat
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It's doo doo

solid hinge
left moat
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Yep

solid hinge
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Ima go play destiny 2 then lol

left moat
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Albeir that's right. We scammed people that paid for Basic and Premier, now shut down the servers!

ionic girder
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Maybe a worker spilled his coffee somewhere.

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And now servers are down.

pearl dirge
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@vague marsh I have the same situation.

vague marsh
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yeah its prob just origin having issues in general. everyone is having the same issue

ionic girder
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For BFV?

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@vague marsh

vague marsh
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for origin the application

shy badger
pearl dirge
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If the servers down is to delete the button of the [join server] of Battlelog, I will be very happy to wait.

ionic girder
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I happened to be getting off to eat when this hit.

shy badger
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Nice timing

ionic girder
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Literally hit the exit button and then disconnected.

pearl dirge
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error "500 Internal Server Error"

solid hinge
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Origin is not working?

tacit kelp
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Omg I thought that is something wrong with my app and I delete origin

shy badger
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hahahahaha

junior flower
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origin is dead right? weirdChamp

stiff cosmos
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im mad af

junior flower
vague marsh
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prob the most underrated best news this year for this game

hexed trail
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I couldnt exit origin

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And crashed before that

solid hinge
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im stuck in the menus, wont connect to a server

eager cosmos
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So, what happened to ea _

haughty pawn
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i'm alone in a server haHAA

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bit boring tho

eager cosmos
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everything stop

vague marsh
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eahelp posted on twitter about it now

eager cosmos
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someone launch a nuke

solid hinge
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firestorm is offline as well

vague marsh
eager cosmos
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Battlefield 3 and 4 are down

vague marsh
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because origin is down

tacit kelp
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Firestorm is death from long time RIP

onyx cave
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so whats up with origin, i know its down but mainainance or somethin else?

vague marsh
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their hamsters are on strike

lavish raptor
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WJHAT THE FU&CK AHAHAHHAHAHA|

solar blaze
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^

onyx cave
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i'd believe that tbh

red verge
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@onyx cave dude u also got origin down /

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anyone get origin offline ?

normal marsh
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It's offline for me.

red verge
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what happen ?

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got maintenance?

normal marsh
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EA Help
‏Verified account @EAHelp
19 minutes ago

"We are aware of connectivity problems with our games. We'll keep you up to date on progress here. Thanks for your reports."

I don't think it's server maintenance.

red verge
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so origin got prob eh

haughty pawn
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hamster ded,need replacement

solid hinge
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#attackofanonymous

haughty pawn
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more accurate

solid hinge
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check twitter

hallow rampart
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origin is asking for password, did i get hacked?

coral fiber
lavish raptor
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check twitter?

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lol no thx

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even more toxic then bfv chat

solid hinge
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ea attacked by anonymous hacking period

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damn I was having a good evening .. finished the 40 kills with the masden

lavish raptor
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untrue

solid hinge
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casual

lavish raptor
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ok 'thinks anonymous is obscure in 2019'

solid hinge
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btw it unlocks the specialisation tree quite a lot

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imagine being cool

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kappa

lavish raptor
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i cant

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its impossible

solid hinge
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thats what she said

vague marsh
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cucumbers have it made

solid hinge
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meh theres a trick .. when you hipfire you just tap the ads button and it improves the accuracy for a second .. long enough to kill

vague marsh
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nice trick

solid hinge
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ty for this information

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now i can be casual too

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first gun I found that it works on well

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masden is broke rn untill they nerf it

vague marsh
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no need to nerf

solid hinge
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theyll

vague marsh
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only casuals think it needs nerfing 😉

solid hinge
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Gibt es irgendwo einen deutschen Chat?

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ja hier

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Ahhh

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Nett

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no, we speak english here despite our numerous different nationalities for moderation purpouses

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im the most casual player in the world

strange sundial
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ID B NICE TO HAVE SOME ENTER ANIMATIONS 4 THE PLANES OR MAYBE ANIMATIONS FOR SWITCHING SPOTS IN VEHICLES

solid hinge
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by the way i also speak englisch, but not that well

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OK WE GOT IT

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THX MAN

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you are not alone 🙂

strange sundial
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NP LOV UR PFP BTW

solid hinge
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URS SICK THO

strange sundial
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IKR

solid hinge
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KAPPA

strange sundial
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IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO FIND IT

solid hinge
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So, i am actually quite new to battlefield, but from what ive seen, it is good game

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FEELIN U

snow glade
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I remember the times when Steam went down for 1 day without warning. They gift us a box on DOTA 2. But when DICE decided to go down, you just have to shallow it.

strange sundial
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HELL YEA

solid hinge
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SO WASSUP MAN

teal compass
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YO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MY GUY

strange sundial
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BORED AS HELL THINKING OF WAYS TO MAKE THE GAME BETTER VEHICLE WISE

solid hinge
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damn

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ok jokes already stale

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DAMN

teal compass
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AAAAAA

lavish raptor
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schlürfen sie, dass hennessy straight kein jäger ist

solid hinge
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MANS DOING QUICK MAFFS ?

teal compass
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English only noob @lavish raptor

strange sundial
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HELL NAHH

solid hinge
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The caps?

strange sundial
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MATHS 4 LOOSERS AND CODERSS

lavish raptor
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meth isnt tho

solid hinge
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BRUH

strange sundial
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WHEEZE

solid hinge
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QUICK MAFFS 2+2

coral fiber
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Stfu with the caps
Please

strange sundial
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IM REDY TO B CRUSIXYED TRY ME

solid hinge
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SKRT POP POP

strange sundial
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UHHH MUFUKENNNNNNN 89

teal compass
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ok boomer

solid hinge
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ok shall we explore the infraction system together?

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YES PLS

teal compass
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yes

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😳

desert dune
teal compass
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hi Wilhelm 😳

coral fiber
solid hinge
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DAMN A XBOX PLAYER

strange sundial
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op

lavish raptor
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PC ONLY

solid hinge
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WHO GONNA ROAST HIM

lavish raptor
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CAPS CAPS CAPS CAPS

solar blaze
coral fiber
lavish raptor
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idk but a lot of console players here think skill is a buzzword

strange sundial
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kaiser willhelm the second sempai?!?!

solid hinge
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lmao

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good one flavy

lavish raptor
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aint a good one

solid hinge
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Hm, my connection is not good

lavish raptor
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its a fact

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people believe that

coral fiber
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Buzzword?

solid hinge
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lets fkn play sizzer rock paper guys

lavish raptor
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yes

strange sundial
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hell yea

solid hinge
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S FOR SIZZER

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P FOR PAPER

shy badger
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is origin still dead?

solid hinge
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sorry, if my englisch bad, i am learning

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R FOR ROCK

lavish raptor
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its calling being braindead

quaint sparrow
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I can't believe this, I was going to complete the MG34 mastery assignments and Origin is offline, wtf.

solid hinge
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ON 321 WE ALL WRITE

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3

balmy creek
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Ha! @quaint sparrow

solid hinge
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2

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1

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s

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i literally won

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Gun

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I win haha

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u guys lame as fk

coral fiber
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Wtf

solid hinge
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I hate google translate, i am not understand what you speak

vague marsh
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neither do we man

solid hinge
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sad life

vague marsh
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hes on another level of english

solid hinge
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godlike

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So lets get straight, most people here speak englisch yes?

coral fiber
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Yes

zenith pendant
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it's the rule

coral fiber
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It's an english server

solid hinge
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no

strange sundial
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hermmmmm

solid hinge
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its an international server

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Hm, i thought it was international

strange sundial
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what ships yall wanna see added

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i wanna u boat

vague marsh
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thats english only

zenith pendant
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I think there is a rule that says you must speak english here

coral fiber
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No, it's english only

solid hinge
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a swim ring

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we use english so we can offer moderation 24/7, thats the reason why .. its not discrimination

balmy creek
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I feel offended

stark meteor
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Celestine we played dtog yest

solid hinge
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its purely discrimination

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reported

stark meteor
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tog yest?

solid hinge
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Ah, i am learn lot englisch here

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New words

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The majority of the English here is memes and abbreviations

vague marsh
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where do you get englis"ch" from

coral fiber
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Nice

solid hinge
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good question

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can only come from a german

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lmao

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How do you pronounce englisch in englisch?

coral fiber
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English

red verge
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@quaint sparrow i got ur feeling

solid hinge
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engllandian

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Oh, so no c

vague marsh
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pronounce is one thing. spelling is different

coral fiber
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@solid hinge correct

solid hinge
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Cool

gray glade
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Jackfrags playing BFV...using mg42, he sounds happier than I've ever heard him before

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GLORIOUS

analog mist
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It's like english, but you're chewing a delicious sandwich at the same time.

soft storm
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He’s happy because they added metro

solid hinge
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Jackfrags when he sounds happy when playing bfv is a miracle

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Mg42 is good weapon, i do prefer the stg-44

soft storm
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I prefer Joe

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Wait

solid hinge
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i prefer girls

soft storm
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Nobody is dumb enough for that

coral fiber
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@solid hinge nice

solid hinge
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Hm, girls over a gun,

vague marsh
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jackfrags makes videos to get people depressed about bfv

solid hinge
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I prefer a Panther but I'll settle for a Tiger

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Im fine with pings,

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@soft storm who may this joe be? I hope you do not refer to anyone like my mother

soft storm
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Damn

coral fiber
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Stop

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No

solid hinge
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WTF ORIGIN STILL OFF TAKING ONE YEAR TO CODE A LITTLE PATCH OR WHAT

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What’s with that cap lock

vague marsh
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hamsters no paid in full yet

solid hinge
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I WANNA LET U KNOW IM VERY PISSED

vague marsh
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he's german

soft storm
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AHHHH

solid hinge
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netherland, dont discrminate dude

teal compass
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where the fuck do hamsters live outside of pet stores

vague marsh
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types like ruski though

solid hinge
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Anywhere really

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smells like shit though

vague marsh
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tbh thats fair

solid hinge
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ty

desert dune
vague marsh
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when is bf coming back?

teal compass
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never

solid hinge
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xd

coral fiber
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It's gone

teal compass
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Battlefield is dead

vague marsh
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we here waiting to play bf. nothing to talk about

coral fiber
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Flying us fun

solid hinge
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Stick grenade

sturdy egret
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Rip origin

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Oh well

solid hinge
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a mod has spoken guys

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listen

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There needs to be more reinforcements in metro, maybe they could create a flamethrower or a rail cart with a turret? I dunno

vague marsh
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this channel would be dead with out us 😉

solid hinge
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^

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Hm

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I may have to disagree with that one

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u may have no rights here

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I love amerika, land of the brave and home of the free...

teal compass
#

shut

vague marsh
#

youo cannoto talko likeo youo knowo theo ruleso shauno

solid hinge
#

?

#

pleaso beo niceo

#

@vague marsh bro FeelsMeowMan

vague marsh
#

😄

#

bf is good. keep to topic

#

mod will hammer you

teal compass
#

@solid hinge 😳

soft storm
#

Lmao

solid hinge
#

imagine dat

icy sluice
#

Games good but nothing is stopping you from talking shit lol

teal compass
#

fuck battlefield

icy sluice
#

Just don't use any of the bad words

solid hinge
#

REPORTED

icy sluice
#

You know... the bad words.

soft storm
#

Poopy

teal compass
#

oh you mean

vague marsh
#

shit thanks

soft storm
#

POOPY

solid hinge
#

fuck yea

soft storm
#

GUYS HE SAID THE P WORD

solid hinge
#

My grandfathers probably turning in their graves, knowing that i am murdering them in a video game.

vague marsh
#

beware of the bfv censored chat

teal compass
#

yes

solid hinge
#

so hes an ss ?

vague marsh
#

its coming soon

teal compass
#

yes

solid hinge
#

Actually he was waffen-ss

teal compass
#

😳

solid hinge
#

LMAO

#

GN8

#

@solid hinge that’s actually interesting

#

It is sad though, he was a bad person

soft storm
#

Oh

solid hinge
teal compass
solid hinge
#

Bad connection here, i am restart

#

wassup with origin man

#

gettin tired

vague marsh
teal compass
#

origin can't take it anymore

#

it just can't man

solid hinge
#

its so much to deal with man ..

#

im rly sad now

vague marsh
#

mods sleeping. not giving us updates smugcop

teal compass
#

origin has to do so much shit for so so many people

#

It can only take so much

solid hinge
#

probs to origin

#

lets all spend them money

soft storm
#

You know there’s like a good couple games on origin that take up all that server data

gleaming trench
#

Problems with EA servers?

solid hinge
#

no shit sherlock WeSmart

vague marsh
gleaming trench
#

Sad

kindred gazelle
#

why is bf5 so dead?

solid hinge
#

Ok i back,

balmy creek
#

@kindred gazelle Dead?

haughty pawn
#

if one only could play war stories offline haHAA

balmy creek
#

I only count full servers lul

haughty pawn
#

still missing that bat

solid hinge
#

@haughty pawn reported for worst advice

haughty pawn
#

lmao

solid hinge
#

playing coh2 nao

#

cya plebs

gleaming trench
#

wait for november, some people will try the BF 5 with free Origin Access sub

strange sundial
#

it would be nice to get a fuckin plane war story ey

teal compass
#

yes

balmy creek
#

War Stories is probably not gonna get updated anymore :(

strange sundial
#

qwq

#

but but but

#

there the tutorials

balmy creek
#

Blame EA and DICE

#

Shit companies

strange sundial
#

QWQ

teal compass
#

😔

#

did u just

#

ok

#

don't insult DICE 😔

strange sundial
#

yea its eas fcukin constricting hand

balmy creek
#

I guess they can count past three, which puts them above Valve, i guess

#

I GUESS

teal compass
#

tbh dice knows what they're doing when it comes to graphics

strange sundial
#

yea

balmy creek
#

Not with storytelling though

strange sundial
#

that engine

#

mwah

balmy creek
#

They could make such a good, proper fucking campaign that also looked good, but nooooo

#

We need claw handed females during WW2

solid hinge
#

anyone play on pc euw ? add: H3NTAIGIRL69

balmy creek
#

REALISM

teal compass
#

epic name

solid hinge
#

origins on again

wet meadow
#

Anyone else experience frame drops after the latest update?

teal compass
#

uh

#

why are there anime

solid hinge
#

@wet meadow not rly

wet meadow
#

used to have 140 on low. Now I have 70 lmao

solid hinge
#

Pm me maybe i can help u

#

had so many probs with bfv at beginning

balmy creek
#

Because some people have a major mental deficiency @teal compass

#

It's not their fault

teal compass
#

hmm

gritty matrix
#

BFV is Down all across the US it seems :/

wet meadow
#

Maybe I just like this profile pic but okay

solid hinge
#

its online again in euw

teal compass
#

ew europe

#

delete Europe pls

balmy creek
#

You mean Eurochads

teal compass
#

nah

solid hinge
#

@teal compass bro I’m from Europe and you love me 😔

#

poor brexit boys

teal compass
#

@solid hinge bro you're an exception 😳

wet meadow
#

bruh

balmy creek
#

We should just delete Virginmerica

solid hinge
#

get ur brexit shit clear then talk bout eu

#

@teal compass thank you bro

teal compass
#

imagine not knowing what Brexit is

#

and still vote for it

#

😳

wet meadow
#

imagine thinking

balmy creek
#

Imagine living

solid hinge
#

imagine knowing it so damn well cause u write an exam about it

teal compass
#

imagine

solid hinge
#

imagine imagine

balmy creek
#

Imagine breathing

solid hinge
#

my moms an asian

teal compass
#

imagine salty being FUNNY 😳

solid hinge
#

I’m literally unaware of what’s happening to my country, but I know that brexit isn’t due to racist beliefs or anything like that

#

i knew u where a brexit boy

balmy creek
#

Imagine Toxilic not being a virgin Ameritard

solid hinge
#

idk how

#

but i knew

#

poor folks

strange sundial
#

you ever just... BREATH

#

i know its kinda retro but

teal compass
#

My ancestors came from Germany 😳

strange sundial
#

its charming

#

like

solid hinge
#

How do get roles?

balmy creek
#

No, i do photosynthesis

#

😎

solid hinge
#

xd

strange sundial
#

give this shit a try m8

#

i hear it hurts more now that we live on venus but ya know fuck it

#

its hella neet

solid hinge
#

use ur shots whisley, could be ur golden shot

#

I really don’t wanna click the link

#

trust me

#

its a gift

#

:c

open raft
#

hi

wet meadow
#

"this link is private"

#

hmm

solid hinge
#

Anyone wanna try the link?

#

pls :C

#

its not foolish

balmy creek
#

Try it

teal compass
#

it's a logget

solid hinge
#

its a gift

teal compass
#

ban

#

ban everyone now

wet meadow
#

Grettings MakcoHNwe

solid hinge
#

ITS A GIFT

teal compass
#

nice

solid hinge
#

thats my new quote for all u nubcakes

balmy creek
#

Ok

misty sage
#

guys could you connect bfv now?

native raft
#

hey im the only saltie alloowed here

solid hinge
#

lmao ok its not loading on desktop

balmy creek
#

Shut the fuck up you dumb weeb

topaz dome
#

imagine breaking the rules

solid hinge
#

my bad in coding

native raft
#

ahahahahaha

vagrant bronze
balmy creek
#

ahahahahahahahahaha

#

funny

wet meadow
#

cupcake

native raft
#

my guy why so angry

solid hinge
#

nubcake

wet meadow
#

o

native raft
#

you sound like your mother beats you alot

solid hinge
#

Alright then...

#

how can

#

a angel

#

be dark ?

balmy creek
#

Oh no, it seems you have mistaken me

solid hinge
#

*an

#

*an angel

balmy creek
#

I am very happy in fact

solid hinge
#

and be a grammanazi ?

vagrant bronze
#

k

native raft
#

oj jo jo is that so?

solid hinge
#

probs

balmy creek
#

I can shit on another weeb

solid hinge
#

Basically

native raft
#

why the fuck are my keys being dumb

solid hinge
#

Angel

balmy creek
#

God has blessed me

icy sluice
#

Or else

strange sundial
#

ACK still not back

#

op

native raft
#

there is no lord only cthulu

strange sundial
#

mooooooddddddd

solid hinge
#

HAMMER GOT US

#

Angel
Thats dark
Not that hard to fucking grasp

balmy creek
#

@icy sluice Challenge accepted

misty sage
#

Is bfv servers down guys? I cannot connect to the game

icy sluice
solid hinge
#

silly name

native raft
#

lol

solid hinge
#

Says NOSCOPEDJFK

balmy creek
#

I've been banned from about every official game discord atm

strange sundial
#

@icy sluice god had forsaken us there is nothing worse than hell

solid hinge
#

yea i got creative skills

#

u darkangel

wet meadow
#

I don't believe in dolphins

solid hinge
#

whos dfntly german

#

lmao

native raft
#

dolphins are made up

wet meadow
#

yeah

strange sundial
#

there a government cover up

native raft
#

exactly

#

shhhh we could be killed for this info

strange sundial
#

to hide there latest aliens

hybrid dragon
solid hinge
#

I come from the general chat to this to realise that dolphins aren’t real 😳

strange sundial
#

oh they have "killed" a few more times

#

@hybrid dragon what would that entail my sir

native raft
#

ok then ill stick to battle field talk the whale in battlefield 5 is a cover up aswel

teal compass
#

@solid hinge we've been lied to 😳

icy sluice
#

There is a Whale in Battlefield V

#

I think her name is Nessie?

native raft
#

nessie is a lie!

strange sundial
#

no its not thay

hybrid dragon
#

Dolphins have nothing to do with Battlefield if you wanna talk about dolphins go to #general as that is off-topic.

strange sundial
#

but

#

but but

stiff cosmos
#

Deman Slayer

strange sundial
#

WE MUST SSPREAD THE TRUTH

icy sluice
#

Stop

strange sundial
#

feh

native raft
#

battlefield is gov cover up

wet meadow
#

I brought dolphins up. I'm sorry for all this

solid hinge
#

i like dolphins

native raft
#

i mean we could just go to general lmao

teal compass
#

😳

icy sluice
#

Is it me or does Narvik have the most Easter Eggs?

strange sundial
#

battlefield is a government program that lets us control over real soldiers

teal compass
#

fuck Narvik

icy sluice
#

It has the snowmen, the whale and the skiier as well as the phones like the other maps

strange sundial
#

@icy sluice nah twisten steal

icy sluice
#

Twisted Steel has just the shark

native raft
#

i cant run bfV on pc sadly

#

thats a feelsbad

strange sundial
#

nah nah

solid hinge
#

feelsbad

strange sundial
#

tedy boi

wet meadow
#

rip my old 130 fps

solid hinge
#

imagine playing with 120fps

#

oh shit u cant

wet meadow
#

haha

solid hinge
#

tbh im so sorry lol

native raft
#

of course

teal compass
#

poopy

#

so much anime stf

#

wtf

native raft
#

only i am allowed to be salty

solid hinge
#

new world order

stiff cosmos
#

ten ten

icy sluice
solid hinge
#

im the saltiest man rn

native raft
#

battlefield is anime wym

strange sundial
#

@icy sluice woullldddd hentai count

solid hinge
#

+1

icy sluice
strange sundial
#

hentai is life

#

anime is wife

stiff cosmos
#

Hashiras > Shinobis

native raft
#

have you seen battle field friends 100% anime confirmed

solid hinge
#

and girls dont exist

#

LMAO

wet meadow
#

sigh Everyone's gonna run around with the katana mele anyway

strange sundial
#

life is our basterd child

icy sluice
#

Okay?

solid hinge
#

bfv is really cool

#

isnt it ?

wet meadow
#

yeah

native raft
#

Battle field friends confirms that battlefield is anime

icy sluice
strange sundial
#

yes yes

stiff cosmos
#

meh

solid hinge
#

i like the word

#

battlefield

stiff cosmos
#

but anime though

solid hinge
#

so impressive

native raft
#

so immersive

strange sundial
#

with all its boys at campers and the ability to drown

wet meadow
#

it's like a battle and a field

solid hinge
#

mod

native raft
#

filed lol

wet meadow
#

ye

solid hinge
#

i have a question

#

may we get

#

our own anime group ?

#

kappa

native raft
#

bruh

#

never would i imagin

solid hinge
#

STOP

#

DONT BE SALTY RN

icy sluice
#

You can have a Battlefield V anime platoon

wet meadow
#

owo

teal compass
#

owo

wet meadow
#

yes please

#

I mean

icy sluice
#

There are Furry Platoons

wet meadow
#

sure

native raft
#

bro our own platoon!!!!!

solid hinge
#

with special features ?

#

DAMN !!!!!!!!

#

LETS FKN GO

native raft
#

yes the anime squadron!

solid hinge
#

animicious

strange sundial
#

@icy sluice on ascale of 1 to ten what do you thing battlefeilds water physics and wetness for our lady chaicters a ichy gasmasks

wet meadow
#

When I wake up tomorrow I want to see myself in the anime platoon

icy sluice
#

idfk what that question is

native raft
#

phahahaha

solid hinge
#

guys ima make this shit for real

#

just add H3NTAIGIRL69

native raft
#

do it you wont

solid hinge
#

ADS

strange sundial
#

ITS A REAL QUESTION DAMNIT

#

qwq

native raft
#

noscope add you to what?

icy sluice
#

What gun do y'all use?

native raft
#

im still playing battlefield 4

solid hinge
#

aimbot

native raft
#

so i use the ak-12 the most

strange sundial
#

i uuse the grenade launcher

wet meadow
#

I really like the lee enfield...

solid hinge
#

@native raft on origin fkn lmao

strange sundial
#

and untill i get my garand its gunna stay that way

#

oh

#

@wet meadow YAS QUEEN

native raft
#

lmao

strange sundial
#

lee enfeild babes 4 evarrr

solid hinge
#

xoxo

native raft
#

dude is orogin even working now?

solid hinge
#

yea

native raft
#

damn ok

solid hinge
#

atleast for me

wet meadow
#

my bf5 is a hong kong woman with lee enfield

#

bf5 lore tbh

strange sundial
#

XDDDDDDDDD

#

HAHAHA

solid hinge
#

YIKES XD

wet meadow
#

think her name is lucie

solid hinge
#

nah

strange sundial
#

my bf5 is a yank with a tiger with aa flack cannon ontop made out of m1911s

solid hinge
#

my bfv is crashing

#

reported

native raft
#

im just a dude with a rocket launcher

lunar bone
#

Potato

wet meadow
#

I'm just someone stuck under the ground after being revived

solid hinge
#

xdddd

native raft
#

lol

strange sundial
#

LOL

stiff cosmos
#

yep

native raft
#

it is a feauture

#

feature

#

idk how to spell damnit

solid hinge
#

@native raft xD

lunar bone
#

Tow reward

humble cloak
#

Saltie, Im giving you a N word pass

solid hinge
#

reported

stiff cosmos
#

or my gun refuses to scope in just cause why not

native raft
#

you know the meme? yes a person of culture

solid hinge
#

omg

#

anime is overtaking this discord server

#

lifes come true

native raft
#

we are legion

wet meadow
#

who would win: Someone with a scoped bolt action or iron sight lee enfield user

humble cloak
#

@native raft one of my favs

solid hinge
#

dreams ? lol

native raft
#

i am the sand guardian guardian of the sand

stiff cosmos
#

the guy with the panzerfaust

solid hinge
native raft
#

battlefield is a meme

undone steppe
#

go away batin

wet meadow
#

imagine someone bayonet charging in bf5

zealous obsidian
#

Don’t click on it

native raft
#

thats how battle field works

undone steppe
#

nice virus

humble cloak
#

Rawr

zealous obsidian
humble cloak
#

Xddd thats a meme

zealous obsidian
#

Nice

humble cloak
#

Try to copy a yt link on telephone and see.

native raft
#

yes, yes! bow before your meme lord!

zealous obsidian
#

All right senpai

solid hinge
#

Servers still down?

humble cloak
#

Rip, they deleted it

undone steppe
zealous obsidian
#

Is it just me or is ea servers down?

humble cloak
#

On phone....

normal marsh
#

It's been down for 2 hours

solid hinge
#

@humble cloak was that link a virus?

humble cloak
#

Noo....

undone steppe
#

keylogger

zealous obsidian
#

Good I was worried it was just me Lmao

solid hinge
#

lmao

humble cloak
#

Should i make a vid?

#

Lemme make a screenrecord

solid hinge
#

For fuck sake, nice one

native raft
#

origin is down my life is down the servers are down hell is down but the memes lift me up

humble cloak
#

Spooky

#

It was not a keylogger

#

I swear.

undone steppe
#

lmao

balmy creek
#

Yeah! Take the word from a complete internet stranger!

solid hinge
#

Hmmmm

undone steppe
#

gimme those wallets

idle breach
#

uh

#

hey is bfv server down

humble cloak
#

I tap in the video, right up corner, share ,copy link

#

That was i did

#

Im on a fking phone.

balmy creek
#

Uhuh

hybrid dragon
#

@idle breach EA servers are having some connections issues at the moment.

idle breach
#

ah, thanks a lot

solid hinge
#

Lemme check then, don’t click the link I’m gonna send

hybrid dragon
solid hinge
#

Remove this link, do not press it or anything

undone steppe
#

nice bitcoin miner

solid hinge
#

I’m checking something

native raft
#

Run those pockets homie ya boi needs to buy limited edition wifi figurines

#

The hell

#

Stupid phone

solid hinge
#

I copied a vid, and I got the same results, so I’m really confused

native raft
#

Phones are just bad

undone steppe
#

its just the format

solid hinge
#

its just my face

undone steppe
#

sit on it

native raft
#

Damn wow

solid hinge
#

wow

native raft
#

Didn't even hesitate

solid hinge
#

I feel like a dick for not knowing technology, but are you sure it was not a key logger? Since I’m such a boomer I’m clueless

native raft
#

Just went for it

solid hinge
#

dude

humble cloak
#

@solid hinge dm

undone steppe
#

i was just fucking around spooky

solid hinge
#

it was a mobile link

#

which steals ur money

#

and the money from ur mom

teal compass
#

@solid hinge boomer

native raft
#

Lol

balmy creek
#

I feel harrassed and attacked

solid hinge
#

report him

native raft
#

Imagine clicking links that aren't YouTube from a stranger

balmy creek
#

I will notify the moderator team about this situation

solid hinge
#

imagine

#

this is safe

balmy creek
#

I don't want people to mine Nigeriacoin off of my wifi

native raft
#

Lol

solid hinge
undone steppe
#

my dad works for microsoft

solid hinge
#

cleaning their emails ?

balmy creek
#

My mom works at Fromsoftware

native raft
#

I can't believe

solid hinge
#

my sister works at google

undone steppe
#

dont disclose my google searches thx