battlefield-legacy-titles

[zenith pendant]

wamen soldiers who should be in da kitchin

[solid hinge]

bayonets a sandwich

[zenith pendant]

But hey

BFV is an inclusive game

it lets you play as a woman on a brutal battlefield

and you know what the consequence of that is ?

[solid hinge]

and an authentic experience

i mean 2 out of five bfv players play as whamans but if you have more than 3 braincells you wont care

[zenith pendant]

You can beat the shit out of them with a blunt weapon

[solid hinge]

oof

[zenith pendant]

I like those new blueberry scouts that didn't change from a woman to male

[solid hinge]

What?

[zenith pendant]

that like to go prone and snipe away, throwing situational awareness out the window

[solid hinge]

Oh default scouts

[zenith pendant]

so you sneak up on them and then just fucking gut them with a knife

[solid hinge]

Yeah those

[zenith pendant]

and oh boy it so happens to be a woman and it sounds too damn brutal

[formal valve]

@solid hinge stop trolling lmao

[zenith pendant]

But hey, tankers are women

[solid hinge]

Tankers and pilots

[zenith pendant]

and women just happen to BURN OUT IN A TANK hit by an AT shell into the ammo rack just like males do

Or crash in a plane into the ground at near 90 degree angle when it gets shot down, dying instantly from impact

[solid hinge]

women burn the same as males do.

[zenith pendant]

or when you "accidentally" shoot one with an AT gun in the chest

The list goes on, and on, and on, and on

[solid hinge]

Uh

Sure

[zenith pendant]

Really there should be a parody video about this

about how inclusive BFV is with women

and instead of showing empowering moments like killstreaks

you show some guy meleeing them to death

[solid hinge]

we all die the same anyways

What platform you on?

[zenith pendant]

pc eu

[solid hinge]

Nvm

Huh

Ok?

k

K

[upper vault]

Nah

We should have Battlefield: Primitive Era

[solid hinge]

I'd liek lego

Battlefield 2.000.000 BC

[gray glade]

lego battlefield?

that could actually work for a gag, it has destruction and building stuff already 😄

[zenith pendant]

we should have 3 battlefields

a battlefield vietnam

[upper vault]

You know what we should have.

[zenith pendant]

a battlefield cold-war-gone-spicy-hot

and Battlefield 2143

[upper vault]

Battlefield Big Bang

[zenith pendant]

Honestly screw modern battlefield settings

We already have too much of those

[upper vault]

You fight as an atom

[solid hinge]

2143 hell yeah!

[upper vault]

Who needs 2143 when you can be an atom.?

[solid hinge]

yes please

atom or 2143?

highway tampa titan mode

I miss titans

Big boi ships

dank machines

[formal valve]

LEGO field

[solid hinge]

Airships on steroids

[formal valve]

[zenith pendant]

Has anyone experienced a certain bug with CC

Where you get more than you should

[solid hinge]

Yes

[zenith pendant]

Ranging from an extra 500-1k

[upper vault]

That’s not a bug

[solid hinge]

Mostly it says you get more but you dont

[zenith pendant]

To a whopping 10k-40k

[upper vault]

That’s a feature

[solid hinge]

Sometimes you get more

[zenith pendant]

No, I actually got 40k CC out of nowhere

[solid hinge]

Oof

[upper vault]

Good

Let’s keep it that way

🙂

[zenith pendant]

Bought Staghound 20k skin

And saved the rest for the next armory rotation

[solid hinge]

How

I want 40k as well

[zenith pendant]

Dude idk

[solid hinge]

:(

Might be 400cc assignments

They're jank

Angery

[zenith pendant]

I was doing some more obscure challenged

[solid hinge]

Ill try it

[zenith pendant]

Like the Hunter one

[solid hinge]

Assignments seem to be blursed

[zenith pendant]

Or support Engi

Also appereantly there was a. 357 magnum in 5v5

For one of the squad leader roles

[solid hinge]

Well get that in mp

[zenith pendant]

Yepp

[solid hinge]

A more powerful revolver

[upper vault]

Yes

[solid hinge]

Great...

[upper vault]

You know what I want?

[zenith pendant]

Honestly i want more combat roles

[upper vault]

To use rock as an assault weapon

[zenith pendant]

I want a Support combat role that is centered around fortifications

[solid hinge]

Cool idea

[zenith pendant]

Like, build forts in a radius instead of just one

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[zenith pendant]

So you build 3 sandbag walls near each other simultaniously

[solid hinge]

Or like stronger forts

Takes more firepower to destroy them

[zenith pendant]

Honestly i think support should have a gadget that lets you place some sandbags

Anywhere you want

[solid hinge]

Yeah

Thats would be great

[zenith pendant]

Like, not as big and wide like normal forts

[solid hinge]

Yeah i get you just a couple if bags

[zenith pendant]

But something to just plop at strategic times and points and places

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[zenith pendant]

Like in a hallway on C on Aerodrome

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[zenith pendant]

Oh, want a funny story

There was a guy on this discord that wanted DICE to sue Activision for stealing conquest in the new MW game

He thought there was a "conquest patent"

[solid hinge]

Oh yeah i heard that lmao

[zenith pendant]

When asked to provide proof

He just sent a link to ea.com/legal

[solid hinge]

I mean its is a copy of conquest but who fucking cares really

[zenith pendant]

[solid hinge]

64 players on 5 flags

[upper vault]

Well I mean

Activision has copied BF a lot of times

So who cares if Conquest gets added?

[solid hinge]

Who cares

[upper vault]

Not a big deal

[solid hinge]

If anything theyre adding more players lol

100 player conq

[upper vault]

Good for them tbh

[solid hinge]

Im intetested in mw so yeah

[upper vault]

I’m just waiting for Soondone rn

[solid hinge]

Same

[zenith pendant]

Keep in mind

[upper vault]

What’s interesting is that

[zenith pendant]

That there is probably no revives in MW conquest

[solid hinge]

There isnt

[upper vault]

Oh well then...

[zenith pendant]

And that tanks are either batshit OP or useless

[solid hinge]

Theres only 1 tank tho

[zenith pendant]

LOL

[solid hinge]

The killstreak

They should add tanks like in waw

Edges

[upper vault]

Alright

[solid hinge]

Like on the corners iirc

[upper vault]

What does MW have that BF doesn’t and makes MW look better?

Besides the actual technology

[solid hinge]

100 players

Great gunplay

[upper vault]

100 players in CoD makes sense

But if you add 100 players in BF, the entire game will just get ruined

Near impossible to add

[solid hinge]

Remember cod up until this point had 18 players max

Suddenly theyve gone to 100

[icy sluice]

Well, CoD WAW had 64 players actually

but they were so packed together

[hybrid dock]

bro some maps with 64 players is such a cluster fuck

[upper vault]

CoD BO4 had 100player blackout mode.

[icy sluice]

Rust

[upper vault]

BF has too many elements for it to handle 100 players

[hybrid dock]

i would not want 100 players on operation locker

[upper vault]

Balance would be thrown out of the window

[solid hinge]

Rust with 64 players lmao

engineer is supposed to be the superior building class

cause you get additional points for building with it

which is so fucking useless

100 player shipment

[zenith pendant]

You don't get additional points for building with engi

[midnight nimbus]

> What does MW have that BF doesn’t and makes MW look better?
a "conquest" system that actually makes sense

no flag spawn, no squad spawn

the two things that destroy flow the most

no uncap spawn either

ah you've never played 32s with spawn bomb

flag spawn = no defined frontline

[icy sluice]

Aren't they still calling the big modes 'Domination'?

[midnight nimbus]

yeah it's just 5 flag domination

far more sensible

the fact that spawn bomb is even doable shows the flaws in Conquest

[icy sluice]

Getting bombed while spawning

[midnight nimbus]

winning the conquest game within the first 30 seconds

only one person spawns in at the beginning of round and picks the fastest vehicle possible

go to the closest flag possible to enemy spawn

and with squad spawn and squad swapping, you have the whole 32 person team spawn right by the enemy spawn

[zenith pendant]

Ugg

[midnight nimbus]

gg, game won

[zenith pendant]

Are you sure that happens

[midnight nimbus]

pretty much nothing the enemy can do to win after that

only really possible with organized teams

[zenith pendant]

Not organised

PREMADE

[midnight nimbus]

I've done it on full 32p organized teams

[zenith pendant]

A 32 premade

[midnight nimbus]

but it's doable even with 6-7 friends

[zenith pendant]

Oh well my dude anything is possible with a 32p premade

[midnight nimbus]

your teammates see a flag spawn open near the enemy, they'll take it

it's just less efficient in pubs

[zenith pendant]

Dude you overestimate pubs

I had halftrack flanks that were spawnless for 5+ minutes

[midnight nimbus]

point is, conquest is pure AIDS at a high level

[zenith pendant]

Literally near enemy spawn

Free to backrage from haldtrack

I had to spam allcaps into chat to get people to spawn

Half of conquest lobby is sheep

[midnight nimbus]

point is, conquest ruleset sucks

[icy sluice]

More enjoyable tho

[north ravine]

Aerodrome conquest

😩

[solid hinge]

tfw battlefronts last update was bugridden

o dice, my dice

it has no end in sight

[dark solstice]

V fieldBattle

[solid hinge]

Batlefiled ν

[dark solstice]

VVV

[solid hinge]

fattlebield Λ

[dark solstice]

Vfield Battle

VVVVVVVVV V

[solid hinge]

Rookie

Λ

Here

Upside down v Λ Λ Λ Λ

[dark solstice]

BUttEr FeLd Λ

[solid hinge]

👁 👃 👁 👉 🕺

[gray glade]

im sorry to interrupt your chain of spam

but here i go 😄

[solid hinge]

boins

Yes

[dark solstice]

Burrency

[lilac umbra]

👁👄👁

[dark solstice]

Voins

Battlefield Voins

[solid hinge]

🌜 🌟 🌛

[dark solstice]

🅱 oins

[solid hinge]

The moon fucking exploded

[woven flax]

local 5heads

[solid hinge]

Whats a fucking 5head

[hybrid dock]

its like a 4head

but with 5

[solid hinge]

[gray glade]

why do we have so few girl emojis for this discord

its all men and toads

[solid hinge]

So apparently the nachtgalle is the uniform of an ss unit that was made up of criminals

They commited such atrocities that even the ss high command tried to disband them

Jesus fucking christmass

Yep

Yeah i think ill stick to my wehrmacht uniform

I hope they all got brutallized by the sovietd

Especially their leader

True evil right there

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirlewanger_Brigade

[twin drum]

Hi

[sage hawk]

PS4 right now, would like to play with mics. Pysatyrayne

[twin drum]

They should make another part of hardline

[lilac umbra]

dont know if any of you get triggered by getting killed by same guy 2+times in row

[twin drum]

Its my favorite one

And the end is just

I want more

[lilac umbra]

it triggers me so much

[twin drum]

Same

[solid hinge]

Jesus fucking christ

I read the wikepedia page

They shot up a daycare

Full of children

What the fuck

How the fuck can you be so messed up

Jesus christ

[lilac umbra]

cruel world we living in

[solid hinge]

How did he die

[icy sluice]

"Citation Needed", hmm.

[solid hinge]

Well i hope they took their sweet fucking tine

Words cannot describe how disgusted i feel

[gray glade]

i wish next battlefield plz be the emu war

[solid hinge]

I hope he suffered in ways no man has suffered before

[solid hinge]

in case nobody reailsed this is 80 years to the hour that ww2 started

[soft storm]

to the hour?

wow

i cant believe

its been 80 years

[solid hinge]

aye

and changed the world forever

and it culminated in this sick game

merry anniversary everyone

[twin drum]

e

[north ravine]

Next bf is gonna be true ww2 feel

in a modern setting

[strange dome]

based in the years 1754 to 2041.

gonna be lite

[stiff sky]

i have realised somthing hackers seem to come out more at night. on eu servers. wait what time is it in eu

or rather. germany

[strange dome]

RUssians..

[eager cosmos]

Somebody as found all easter eggs of battlefield v ?

[dark solstice]

@north ravine wrong, next BF will be BF: Warhammer

[eager cosmos]

Yes @steady nymph

I hope next battlefield will be bad company :c

@steady nymph Youtube xD

jackfrags

[solid hinge]

Nahh just give us a modern bf

[eager cosmos]

@solid hinge agree

@steady nymph Look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiYlIf22Edo

And what about btf 4 easter eggs ?

[solid hinge]

Bruh

[stiff sky]

neither did i . was bf 3 pretty much

[solid hinge]

BF3 was godly

[stiff sky]

yes yes it was

probably the game that picked it up

[solid hinge]

IT WAS AWESOME MATT

But I still switched to bo2 tho

[stiff sky]

i am not saying it wasnt

[eager cosmos]

EA should remaster btf 3

[solid hinge]

Black ops 2 was also goodly

[stiff sky]

both were goo. bo2 was the last playable cod

[solid hinge]

Good gaming era

[civic gale]

currently playing BF1 again because V is so shit 😦

[solid hinge]

Finally someone who understands it

Switch to ps4

[civic gale]

Loads of servers up tonight

[solid hinge]

It’s pretty much alive here

[civic gale]

Playing right now, lots up

[stiff sky]

so when is patch going live. any incite

[hallow perch]

anime gang rise up

should have been last thursday but now its this thursday

[stiff sky]

tuesday or thursday

[hallow perch]

🤔

yes

[stiff sky]

😭 i just want my panzerbuchse sob sob

[hallow perch]

Panzerbush should be this thursday

trench carbine was removed 😤

will be released soonTM

[stiff sky]

i have noticed alot of people using the po8 carbine since the trench carbine was to be released as if they are training themselves for the trench carbine

i am doing the same with the boys at rifle. tho the panzerbuchse should have waaaay more velocity

oh i want to know somthing these 4 chapters right. they were all base sort of. so it the pacific going to be 4 chapters aswell

[spiral trail]

another thing removed?

not even surprised

[icy sluice]

It wasn't but okay

[coarse thunder]

It must have been removed because bf5 bad

[spiral trail]

¯_(ツ)_/¯ just judging off of what other people say, I can't be bothered to read bf news.

[solid hinge]

@coarse thunder why do you think that bfv is bad? Besides the bugs and the lack of content

[coarse thunder]

Bro just is bro

[solid hinge]

Lmao

Okay

[coarse thunder]

Don't sweat it........man

[solid hinge]

Calm down 😂

[icy sluice]

He's being a meme

[coarse thunder]

Just waiting for the next game bro so I can change my nickname accordingly

[spiral trail]

1. no war atmosphere
2. The women screaming 24/7
3. they've completely rewritten history

[solid hinge]

There are people who don’t like bfv because of the bugs and the lack of content and there are people who are just bad at the game.

I agree about the atmosphere

Bf1 did it perfectly

[coarse thunder]

"bf(insert newest number) bad, bf(previous number) good"

[solid hinge]

Don’t care about women in the game and their screaming

The men screaming is more annoying

😂😂

[spiral trail]

Its really not.

[solid hinge]

im bleeding.. I need a MEEDIIIIC

I hate that voice line SO much

[steel agate]

I don't care what screaming noises are made, so long as it's the enemy's.

[coarse thunder]

FUCK MEDIC

[icy sluice]

I also like headshotting someone across a hallway and hearing them sound like a goat

[coarse thunder]

LOUD BRITISH CUSSING

[icy sluice]

Some of the men screams sound exactly like goats

The Germans do cuss too

I like that people hold battlefield 3 and 1942's stupid voice acting to a high degree

[spiral trail]

both men and women screams are annoying

[icy sluice]

Ah yes "I am gettin' fucked in the ass over here!"

[solid hinge]

Can I ask a quick question; if your sniper bullet goes through someones body to hit someone else in the head it should still kill the person it hits in the head right

Yup

[icy sluice]

It does for me...

[steel agate]

What about this sound at 0:35?

https://discordapp.com/channels/239788202745921536/535540605208625164/588532755764215828

[icy sluice]

I would keep talking but I gotta get some stuff, see y'all later

[coarse thunder]

It's like comparing RS2 death sounds to those of RS and RO2

[solid hinge]

Ok the krag does so little damage it doesnt kill them

[spiral trail]

there shouldn't even be women in the game but I'm not going to down that road.

[solid hinge]

I can't BELIEVE this

It does like 98 or something

[icy sluice]

has most of their characters to women

Anyways, bai

[spiral trail]

I understand why they did it though

[solid hinge]

@spiral trail is it bad I play as a female medic?

[steel agate]

What is that sound at 0:35? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv_0iee4RZs&feature=youtu.be&t=35

[spiral trail]

they'd get shit on by thousands of angry feminists

[steel agate]

Note that that weird character noise was intentional

[solid hinge]

I have female scout and medic

[hallow perch]

female soldiers sound like dolphins when you shoot them

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge you’re evil now get out!!

:FeelsMeowMan:

[coarse thunder]

Did they make the voice actors lift weights this time

[solid hinge]

No

[coarse thunder]

Or get set on fire

[spiral trail]

@solid hinge were female medics on the frontlines in ww2? I don't think so... they managed to keep it somewhat historically accurate in battlefield 1. I don't know how they went from that to this

[solid hinge]

Used to have ernst on scout but i don't like him anynore

@spiral trail idc, I still love to play as a female medic.

[hallow perch]

sweaty tryhards like to play as female soldiers for smaller hitboxes

[coarse thunder]

Bruh not in this game

[solid hinge]

Dont they have the same hit box?

[coarse thunder]

The gear makes everyone the same size

[hallow perch]

[spiral trail]

It's also annoying how they force you to play as a woman in tanks and planes, I'm not that worried about it but when you get shot down the screaming is annoying

[hallow perch]

i know right

[coarse thunder]

Like usually can't tell if it's a guy or a girl until you kill them

[hallow perch]

sounds like a whale being stabbed

[spiral trail]

the person operating the plane shouldn't even be screaming, if you got shot down you're dead.

[hallow perch]

euuuuuuagahahgh

[coarse thunder]

There is one pilot scream that I consider annoying but that's the only complaint I have regarding voice acting

[hallow perch]

dying whale noises

[solid hinge]

@spiral trail I want customizations for pilots and tankers.

[fleet bloom]

god i wish melee weapons had more range than 2 inches jfc

[solid hinge]

Yea

[hallow perch]

i wish melee weapons worked

[solid hinge]

And they just fucking suck

I bought the axis pilot outfit with boins and can’t equip it on my pilot.

Melee was so good in bf1

That isn’t fair

Bfv just sucks

Melee i mean

[hallow perch]

you just swing and blood comes out but nothing happnens

might as well be swinging a pool noodle

[solid hinge]

@fleet bloom after using the heavy melee for a long time, I strongly recommend the knives for executions

The heavy melee works better to the face but the knives actually execute people

I'm getting like double the tags I used to get

I was trying to melee someone in bfv and my knife just wouldn't come out

Just stared at hin fron 5 meters and wouldn't get my gun out

Idk how i didn't die

[hallow perch]

you didn't buy enough boins

[coarse thunder]

The melee weapons in bf5 seem much heavier

[solid hinge]

Damn u right weewee

Oh i don't like that

I bought boins for 50 euros is that enough?

[coarse thunder]

What for? Cosmetics?

[solid hinge]

How maby boins did ya get?

Elites and outfits

[coarse thunder]

Which elites

[solid hinge]

All of them

Dont

Waste of money

Elites just ain't worth t

[coarse thunder]

Imo the elites are not worth buying but their free vids are nice

[solid hinge]

But I like them...

[coarse thunder]

Norman's especially

[solid hinge]

Except for samus and the French girl

They are good

[upbeat cypress]

Wasting money on something u cannot do but only show off lol. I would rather buy for a nice lunch IRL for the money

[solid hinge]

I almost do that every day

[fleet bloom]

ohya heavy melee, keep forgetting they all have different ranges in this game

[coarse thunder]

Better than being those people who unironically use Double Down and Partisan

[solid hinge]

I use partisan....

Only pants tho

i think

[coarse thunder]

What's the torso and hat

I've seen a grand total of one Partisan set that looked alright

[solid hinge]

The ariatocrat is pretty good change my mind

Amd valkrie

[fleet bloom]

i love those recons on twisted steel and hamada with full partisan on

[solid hinge]

[coarse thunder]

Full partisan + Napalm Allied helmet makes me feel like the fish in spongebob whose eyes got burned out

[solid hinge]

😂😂😂😂😂

[sonic rampart]

[solid hinge]

Tavitian!

[sonic rampart]

This?

Yo ninja

[solid hinge]

Yioooou

Mah boy squidward

I'd take heavy melee always unless you actually enjoy meleeing people

Heavy melee breaks barricaded windows

It's also an instant kill if you use it after something that does 50 damage

Like a revolver shot or bolt action

^

Heavy melee dps beats faster melee too

Two heavy melees come out faster than 4 knives

[sage thorn]

Just hot battlefield 5

Got

[solid hinge]

@steady nymph it’s the best

Just joking

It’s fine

Less bipodded weapons more smgs and AR’s

Bug fixes

More maps

Permanent Rush

2 variants of Rush 16v16 and 32v32

Bfv

More grand operations

I’m still waiting for the greek one ffs

Idk

https://imgur.com/kex8tqn how to ragequit on first game

@solid hinge tank on the roof?

yep

new fucking round, just started.

@solid hinge that’s not new lol https://twitter.com/xmusti070/status/1153227047550013440?s=21

This is the only way to remove them

eventually

but they're incredibly annoying while they're up there

Blow them up with your v1

yea they run out then go get ammo

and come back

Idk

The collision on some of the boxes on the side is fucked

You can just drive up

I thought you had to use dynamite for it

No

Afaik every platform

I’m bored

Time for some bfv

It really exemplifies the lack of ranged anti tank tools

You straight up cant do anything

That's a good question

I hope so

None of your business

I know you want to abuse this glitch

You want to destroy such power?

Kay

Idk

Try reddit

1 european grand ops server

That’s sad

Where are the uk servers?

I only find german ones

I dont actually have confirmation of the boxes, but I've heard it mentioned multiple times and I've seen like 4 tanks on top at once

Damn

Anyone see the leaks for chapter 4/5?

👂

@solid hinge from temporyal?

[halcyon urchin]

whats the latest BF

[icy sluice]

V

[solid hinge]

Is that bad that im saying leaks @solid hinge?

Or have you guys just not heard?

O

[prime pine]

Any news?

[solid hinge]

Well its really big

I cant Even remember

AKA-Art did a video with the post

Its REALLY exciting

I think it's okay

Sweet

If its not I'll meatshield you

I domt wanna get banned

I got banned for 1 hour after talking about the leaked stuff

O

Welp better not talk about it

But yea watch AKA's video

Its near the end

Uhhh

Let me get iy

https://youtu.be/RFaMZGAbi9s

This one?

The latest right?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RFaMZGAbi9s

....

Yea....

[icy sluice]

Nowhere

[solid hinge]

For the patch 12:45

But the entire video is pretty cool

c-can someone summarize it for me

[formal valve]

Holy shit guys

Operation Guillotine has one of the best opening to a BF single player mission ever

Like it’s awesome

Rock and a hard place is pretty awesome too

BF3, while not the best of stories you’ve ever seen, is still a pretty solid SP

Although I still think BF should scrap SP

[solid hinge]

The american soldier sets look so awesome

[silver field]

Sup gamers

[hybrid dock]

yeah bf3 campaign is great

[solid hinge]

Better than bf4’s campaign

[formal valve]

Solomon’s theme😫

👌

I love how BF3 and BF4 MP is canon to the story

[grim locust]

Me waiting for the next battlefield 5 update

[solid hinge]

@grim locust next week

@solid hinge no

[spiral trail]

it's not gonna be next week

its gonna be delayed

and they're going to remove more stuff from it

[solid hinge]

Mabye

Who knoewoeooeeoossoossssosososssssssss

[spiral trail]

it's not a maybe

[solid hinge]

Omg

3 grand ops

Yes

Yes

@solid hinge https://youtu.be/RFaMZGAbi9s 12:56

For the info

A nvm shit doesn’t even look like it’s accurate

[formal valve]

It’s coming next week

[solid hinge]

Tank customization is getting delayed

[formal valve]

NO

That leak is fake

It’s wrong

[solid hinge]

^

[formal valve]

So so wrong

[solid hinge]

Ikr?

[formal valve]

He added a thing to the end of it earlier even saying it was fake cuz people were believing it

[solid hinge]

Tank customization is canceled

wat

Ya dont need a leak for that lol

Yea

[formal valve]

No it isn’t

[solid hinge]

When did DICE say that?

Wasnt it actually confirmed but devs?

[formal valve]

No

[icy sluice]

no

[formal valve]

They never canceled it

[solid hinge]

no

[formal valve]

Not that

Because he says at the end it’s fake

[solid hinge]

I want a saving private ryan bf

[coarse thunder]

Of course

[formal valve]

Black ops styled BF 😫👌

We don’t know

4

No 3

[solid hinge]

5 chapters this year

Yes

[formal valve]

No we will have 4 chapters by this years enf

Chapter 1 was last year

[icy sluice]

Correct

[solid hinge]

Ow yeah

[icy sluice]

That hurt you?

[solid hinge]

[icy sluice]

My poor baby

[solid hinge]

I wanna hug a raptor now

[icy sluice]

Could lose a head

[solid hinge]

Idc

[icy sluice]

k

[formal valve]

They should release all those vehicle skins once the ranking comes out

[solid hinge]

I wanna hug a t-sex

@solid hinge his arms would be too tiny to hug you back

It aint

Pacific is gonna bring everyone plus more

And if that eastern front and downfall is the actual chapters were gonna get some great stuff

[formal valve]

Doubt

Everyone will be gone by then

Most of the community

It’ll steal what’s left of this playerbase

Mark my words

Lmao

Activision is a publisher

DICE is a dev

DICE has lied almost every week about BFV

I trust Infinity Ward more than DICE rn

[coarse thunder]

Bro don't worry guis bf5 is gonna be shot dead by the superior alpha Modern Warfare

[prime pine]

Dont even know who to "trust" in this current industry

[formal valve]

I bet it will honestly @coarse thunder

It appeals to what the playerbase wants

[compact oxide]

@coarse thunder you mean the Chad MW vs the virgin BFV?

[formal valve]

It’s pretty deserved in my opinion

Don’t expect me to be very happy when you lie to our faces multiple times

[compact oxide]

You probs need to lay off the getting angry at people for nothing

[formal valve]

Then play a game

[solid hinge]

Light bolt tommy gun is pretty amazing

[echo glen]

Drum mag tommy was best

[solid hinge]

I'm gonna have to use it over big boi mag tbh

No it aint

[echo glen]

Naw

[solid hinge]

I lost a shoot out to a lewis gun

[formal valve]

Fellas, fellas

They’re both good choices

[solid hinge]

And we both hit ALL are shots

[formal valve]

Why fight?

[solid hinge]

@formal valve cause its ww2

[formal valve]

Oh

[coarse thunder]

I need to try it but 1. Console recoil 2. I have been essentially conditioned to ADS

[formal valve]

*grabs M1 helmet

[echo glen]

Smgs aren't supposed to outrange lmgs

[solid hinge]

Ads

[formal valve]

Time to take Peliliu

[solid hinge]

Haven't disabled that yet?

[echo glen]

Eh, drug mag is fun to hipfire with

[solid hinge]

I hate how pc players are like "O well all console players are bad because they have ADS"

[echo glen]

[solid hinge]

Stfu man

[coarse thunder]

I go with drum because they already have a high rate of fire and I'm afraid of running out of bullets in a fight

[echo glen]

Do they even know what it means

[solid hinge]

We have ads because we cant spin 90000 miles per hour

[echo glen]

Ye

[coarse thunder]

"Get gud"

[echo glen]

Console gang

[solid hinge]

SHIT NOT ADS

I meant AA

Smh man

[formal valve]

[solid hinge]

@coarse thunder if ya want better ads make your triggers need less pull on them

Its in advanced settings

[coarse thunder]

I do, I try to follow TheBrokeMachine's setting guides

I can do everything except high sensitivity

[solid hinge]

Same

I can kinda do high sens

I have like 75 i think

[coarse thunder]

Because my aim has not improved since my first fps game lol

[echo glen]

Well the trick is just to play more

[coarse thunder]

I've almost played fps exclusively for the past few years and I have been unable to change my sensitivity at all

[echo glen]

It's a slow process

[coarse thunder]

Not counting the fps's I've already played

[echo glen]

It's like slowly scaling your sense and getting used to it

Then you'll be comfortable with doing high sense

Yes

Weapons yes

Knifes and cosmetics no

[solid hinge]

Not cosmetics tho

Sad sad

[coarse thunder]

A bit late for a break

[formal valve]

You just said your sticking with the game till the end

Are you bipolar?

[coarse thunder]

I took a break after the Ju88c week last chapter till the end of the chapter

So basically a full month

[formal valve]

I doubt it

It’s not looking good for the future honestly

No ones calling you that dude

Your being over dramatic for nothing

If you like the game cool

[echo glen]

I said that when the game launched

[hallow perch]

jfc

[echo glen]

Look at me now, stopped playing a few weeks ago

[prime pine]

Im going to try to look for new games waiting for the weeks to go by kek.

[echo glen]

BF1 is better anyway

[prime pine]

Fucking hollow knight sucked me in and now i've finished that.

[coarse thunder]

Man I'm glad I took that break and got it half off

[hallow perch]

im playing red dead online

[solid hinge]

@hallow perch is it good now?

[hallow perch]

i've only played for a week as of now

so idk how to answer

[coarse thunder]

I heard it was pretty bad but idk how it is now

[echo glen]

Yeah I heard everyone was shooting everyone on first sight

[hallow perch]

nah its more peaceful after the spring update

anti griefer update

[pastel grove]

I also just want Pacific Theatre

[hallow perch]

japanese women shooting at american women

go to bed

[pastel grove]

I'm starting to get bored though

[echo glen]

BF1 Trailer

[coarse thunder]

Norman's intro again

[pastel grove]

All that I have to do is gold plate everything

And get Tides shit

I just want that broken wine bottle

[coarse thunder]

The Ugandan news host interviewing an LGBT+ leader

[formal valve]

Tides of shit

Tides of Woe

[visual blade]

broken bottle that takes 234 hits to kill an enemy

[hallow perch]

tides of bore

[pastel grove]

Tides of Woe

[formal valve]

Tides of Vore

I mean uh

Nevermind

[hallow perch]

play real life

and go to school

study for school

[coarse thunder]

It's Saturday, innit

Plus it's Labor Day soon so I would think American schools still have a day off or something

[hallow perch]

not a reason to start slacking

[prime pine]

Sunday in Australia.

[hallow perch]

I didn't go to school now I'm homeless

so go to school

[pastel grove]

study WWII so you can shit on the game

shit on the game for it's inaccuracies

[coarse thunder]

Meta neckbeard strats

[pastel grove]

or learn German to see if the voice acting is actually good

[formal valve]

That’s what I’ve done since May 23rd last year @pastel grove

[pastel grove]

[coarse thunder]

I think the voice acting is pretty alright

I've heard the Japanese version is good too surprisingly

[pastel grove]

Something about it feels lacking compared to BF1 voice acting

German voiced actually sounded intimidating

British VAs sound more or less same

The Japanese VA in the Chapter 4 trailer sounded nice

[coarse thunder]

No I meant the Japanese option is actually good rn

[compact oxide]

The problem with BFV is the German announcers are speaking English

[pastel grove]

That also breaks immersion

[compact oxide]

When it should be in German with gothic subs

[prime pine]

The announcer in the alpha was a lot more serious and had a lot of static.

Which actually fit the game.

[compact oxide]

Yeah

[coarse thunder]

I wouldn't be able to read gothic subs lol

[prime pine]

Didnt the british announcer also announce when a rocket was coming in?

Friendly rocket that is.

[coarse thunder]

They still do I think

[pastel grove]

ye, but only when your squad calls it

[prime pine]

You hear the squad leader but not the actual announcer.

[coarse thunder]

If not just listen for the rocket, not too hard to hear

[prime pine]

Yeah. Though sometimes it gets drowned out due to fire.

[pastel grove]

inb4 nobody can actually use buzz bombs effectively in Al-Sundan

[prime pine]

If i ever hear the sound i make sure to run out of the objective

[topaz atlas]

Bodie

[prime pine]

Though just remembering it. There was some dumb fuck that wasted their rocket solely on me when i was levelling my stug up.

Whaaaaat

[topaz atlas]

u ever had a bin chicken?

[prime pine]

Bin chicken?

[topaz atlas]

Bin chicken

[prime pine]

No i havent i guess

[pastel grove]

I love the Stug

[topaz atlas]

@compact oxide Bin chicken

[coarse thunder]

😂 👌 stug

[compact oxide]

I thought you ghost pinged me in general for a sec

[coarse thunder]

Good in real life, not so much the game

[prime pine]

The stug is outclassed by the Panzer IV

The only real niche it has is the larger cannon and the bouncing betty launcher.

[coarse thunder]

Literally a turretless pz 4 in an arcade game

Technically turretless in real life but I want to emphasize the arcade game portion

[prime pine]

You cant even use the machine guns

"oh but you can change seats"

Yeah doesnt change the fact that every other tank has a secondary mg

[coarse thunder]

Doesn't change the fact that an Archer has a 17 pdr and coax

[prime pine]

Yeah

Buff the stug's damage output AND make it so the driver can use the 360 degree mg. Make it a threat.

[icy sluice]

This clip just summarizes Boys AT Campers

[pastel grove]

Knife headshot

RIP Boys users

[coarse thunder]

Melee headshots are always a happy surprise

[solid hinge]

the v1s have been silent for me recently

[coarse thunder]

Like imagine smacking a person so hard in the face that their helmet partly shatters and flies off

[prime pine]

Guess i'll re download terraria and see how well i do with a ranged build.

[spiral trail]

shut up

you always talk abt shit unrelated to bf here

🤡

[icy sluice]

Mad lad

[prime pine]

Kek

[solid hinge]

@spiral trail you’re mean

Good for you

Do what you gotta do

Hell do what you want to do

Yeah

My bad

It’s 05:18 am

Haven’t slept

Need to stay awake

Business

[icy sluice]

I went like 34 and 8 with the Lee-Enfield and Krag Jorgenson on Rotterdam, I was top gal

[solid hinge]

Whats your gamertag vc

[icy sluice]

same match with that Boys AT Camper clip I just posted

[solid hinge]

I went 115-15 with the tommy

[spiral trail]

that's not true, because you play on xbox, and you can't type in chat with console so nobody said that you were hacking.

[solid hinge]

They can send you messages

[spiral trail]

Doubt people would go out of their way to do that

[icy sluice]

I got sent messages before lol

[solid hinge]

Yup same

[prime pine]

Oh shit

I should share some of my hate mail too

[solid hinge]

The guy was in my friends platoon I told my friend about the dudes attitude he told him he also had twitter. He made excuses that his friend sended the messages 😂😂

[spiral trail]

I thought bfv was a "decent" game

[icy sluice]

Oh yeah, I still have a message from the Beta

[ivory acorn]

Anyone get that annoying revive bug where you can’t ads?

[solid hinge]

No

[coarse thunder]

Seems like Xbox is very salty/sweaty in general lol

[solid hinge]

^

I think it’s more salty than ps4

[ivory acorn]

I just got it

[solid hinge]

But PC stays number 1

[ivory acorn]

Teammate revived me and I couldn’t ads .-.

[icy sluice]

We were top snipers on Narvik

[coarse thunder]

I mean the most hate mail I've seen was on some small youtuber playing Last of Us Remastered Multiplayer

[solid hinge]

Damn

I didn’t even know Last of us had mp 😂

I never played it

Is it better than god of war?

[coarse thunder]

Different games

[icy sluice]

Oh yeah, I also had like a match of Operations where I went like 150 in Amiens I think, got this message. I was in a tank...

[coarse thunder]

Last of Us Factions is too much to explain, so just find a vid about it

[solid hinge]

Kay

[prime pine]

Oh yeah

I should start posting hate mail here too

[solid hinge]

Lmao

[icy sluice]

Oh yeah the topic was hate messages... I don't remember how I got this one at all

[coarse thunder]

It actually is good apparently even now though

[solid hinge]

About how you’re wrecking them with your tank?

Lmao

[prime pine]

Dont you guys find it funny when they dont explain how you're hacking?

[solid hinge]

Send more

I need some entertainment

[prime pine]

Haha

[coarse thunder]

Rip that amazing squad of randos that I never saw again after one game

[ivory acorn]

I just realized that Kraken and Stormchaser have the exact same torso

[solid hinge]

Lmaoooo

HAHAHA

[spiral trail]

xbox is toxic lmaoo

[prime pine]

Want to see nasty ass antagonisation?

[coarse thunder]

"We have a truce" lol

[coarse thunder]

What is this, gentleman's war

[prime pine]

For context. The guy left when we were dominating him.

Well... I got him a couple times with the bren and solely the bren!

[strange dome]

wish pc had this some feature. ingame chat is boring af.

[ivory acorn]

Nothing will every compare to mic arguments lol

[coarse thunder]

Imagine a game where there's unofficial truces...that would just be boosting or cheating

[prime pine]

I cant open old messages

Annoying

[icy sluice]

I ran into a guy on Xbox named "SuplexinMidgets"

[prime pine]

Cause there's a gold mine of salt from bo2.

What the hell

[solid hinge]

Do people still play bo2?

[ivory acorn]

Yeah

Cheaters lol

[prime pine]

This was like... 2017 FFA peacekeeper salt.

Made some motherfucker scream in to his mic cause i used the S12.

I couldnt stop laughing the whole game.

[icy sluice]

Oh yeah I love vague messages

[prime pine]

They dont even say anything

Thats the funny part

They just

[icy sluice]

And he switched to my team as well

My team wasn't even in the lead

i dunno atm

[solid hinge]

Lol

[icy sluice]

Wasn't there a twitch streamer named Sniperwolf?

[solid hinge]

Ssniperwolf?

[icy sluice]

ye

[solid hinge]

She’s a youtuber

[coarse thunder]

SSSniperwolf?

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[coarse thunder]

Alexa, play my German workout mix

[solid hinge]

Lmaoo

Maybe

[prime pine]

"maybe"

It'll probably be delayed like always

[solid hinge]

Who knows

[formal valve]

SS Sniperwulf

[spiral trail]

dude is still defending bfv lmao

[coarse thunder]

Uber aryan

[ancient ocean]

The tips in bf1 go way to fast imo

[marble echo]

Panzer VI

no

the VK 30.01 is what im talking about

hmm?

tbh this isnt related to battlefield

whoops

but yes just Panzer VI = VK 30.01

but in normal conversation u can call the tiger panzer vi

[coarse thunder]

The vk 30.01 was a porsche medium tank prototype which later evolved to be the vk 4501 (p), which is the panzer VI/Tiger

[echo glen]

We talking tanks?

[coarse thunder]

Changed due to the German armed forces encountering large amounts of "heavier" tanks in the Easternn Front

[echo glen]

Yeah Porsche Tiger was trash as well due to engine and reliability problems

[coarse thunder]

The Krupp turret was obviously basically ported onto the Tiger and Panther tanks

Porsche was invaluable to the allied war effort because of the amount of shit tanks they were granted and the resources they consumed by doing so lol

And we know how that went

[echo glen]

Ferdinand didn't do well either

Same hull as Porsche tiger so same engine problems

[coarse thunder]

Why, yes, we shouldn't put a coaxial gun on what is essentially self propelled artillery with armor

[echo glen]

Yeah wasn't the Grille and Bison leaked

Back in the early days of chapter 4

People saying it was coming

[ivory acorn]

We should get the tortoise heavy assault tank

[coarse thunder]

Soon

[echo glen]

Chi-Ha, Chi-Nu

Ka-Mi

This is the chi-nu

Fine tank(in theory) but never left home islands

Medium

Its basically the equivalent of a Sherman

90mm gun

Decent but still meh armor

Let me double check

Their heavy?

In BFV that'd probably the heavy

[ivory acorn]

Actually, imagine if we got the German 1000 Ratte tank

[coarse thunder]

Intended for home island defense if the invasion ever came

[echo glen]

[ivory acorn]

I don’t think any other vehicle comes close to that thing

[solid hinge]

ratte

[echo glen]

Ratte wasnt even built

[coarse thunder]

Infantry comes close to it

[ivory acorn]

I know

[solid hinge]

might as well add the giant sun lazer mirror

[echo glen]

Fuhrer moon base when

[coarse thunder]

Iron Sky level shit

[echo glen]

Imagine adding the E series tank

[marble echo]

back

sry whats happening?

oh the E series

well E-50 and E-75 turrets were never designed

so we dont know what it would've looked like

only the hull was designed

[echo glen]

E-100 tho

They built the hull

[marble echo]

yes

yea

[echo glen]

Sadly scrapped

[marble echo]

there were designs for the turret too

yes moon base mission when