battlefield-legacy-titles

[stoic breach]

And be even better at range

That would be an interesting twist

SLR headshots and BA bodyshots

It would at least force people to make use of their weapon's potential

[solid hinge]

how about the model 8 and RSC become a OHSK kill after 50 metres

[main grove]

Also SLRs themselves are unbalanced

[stoic breach]

They arent

[main grove]

ZH is best overall

Model 8 is best at close range

Every else is inferior

[stoic breach]

Yeah, I KHT mentioned the idea of headshot sweetspots

[solid hinge]

the model 8 has no reason to use it over the p08c at the moment

[stoic breach]

Which would be nice

[main grove]

IMO all SLRs should turn into 3 shots eventually

[stoic breach]

ZH OHSK after 30m for example or something like that

[main grove]

But all at different ranges

1906 should have the longest range

Then ZH

Then RSC

[stoic breach]

RSC headshot up to 30m

[main grove]

Then Model 8

[stoic breach]

Model 8 between 20m and 50m

Something like that

[main grove]

Not headshots

1906 should become a 3 shot at 100m
ZH should become 3 at 80m
RSC at 65m
Model 8 at 55m

[stoic breach]

Eh

[main grove]

So that there’s a better reason to use some SLRs over just the ZH

[stoic breach]

Yeah SLR recoil decrease is really shitty right now as well

[main grove]

As of now there is little reason to use 1906 over ZH

Especially after the detach mag upgrade

[idle breach]

mighty 2x scope.

[stoic breach]

Yeah

[main grove]

They should add more sight customisation

So you can put 2x scope AND 2x aperture on a lot of things

[compact oxide]

1906 gives you more rof without sacrificing too much

Also that 2x scope is a huge boon, as well as the fact the 1906 is sexy af

[stoic breach]

Yeah

Its too slow for me compared to BF1

Its just more fun with 360rpm

[compact oxide]

BF1 was 300rpm

[vestal locust]

Flakfire hit the nail pretty well in his recent video... dice, don’t screw up the Pacific lol

[compact oxide]

Only 360rpm medic gun was the Model 8

[prime pine]

Dont like the 2x scope

Too bulky

[compact oxide]

Whaaa

I'd argue it's less bulky

Only thing I don't like about it is the crosshair

[prime pine]

It has its uses but the transition to ads is extremely awkward as im more used to the animation for 3X.

[compact oxide]

Ah yeah, it's the opposite for me as I hate the 3x transition

[prime pine]

Model 8 in bf5 sorta has a niche. Its the fastest firing self loading rifle.

Use irons and really that's all.

Rsc has consistent reloads with the en bloc

Scope reticules also change the viability of weapons.

The ZH's + scope is inferior to the clear and simple I reticule.

[gray glade]

model 8 is so risky tho

[idle breach]

it's shitgun.

[gray glade]

its nice vs 1 or maybe 2 guys if you get a headshot but you gotta rely on your sidearm alot

[idle breach]

2001 honda civic is more deadlier than model 8

[rapid hatch]

Lmao

[solid hinge]

the ZH scope is so clean though

just two lines

[rapid hatch]

I dont Like the zh

I prefer bolts

[prime pine]

Selbstlader 1906 sacrifices capacity and reload speed for better killing power.

High rof

[idle breach]

yeah but ruby is stronger

[prime pine]

When the ZH has the mag option but a lower fire rate

You're comparing a pistol to an SLR.

[idle breach]

yeah because slr sucks

Selb1096 is not a bad SLR, but slr in general sucks

its killing capacity is as much as a can of mountain dew

[prime pine]

You can still be an aggressice recon with an SLR.

Luger carbine is nice for spamming.

[idle breach]

or use a P08 like a reasonable people

[solid hinge]

p08c is the ruby with a stock

[idle breach]

yeah

[solid hinge]

and i love it

[prime pine]

I can do so much more with a selbstlader 1906 than a p08 carbine.

[idle breach]

although ruby has a name of stripper, it is surprisingly deadly

[solid hinge]

you can't kill more than two people in one mag

[prime pine]

Yeah i know.

[solid hinge]

[idle breach]

it could use some bayonet

[prime pine]

I play with them as if they're assault semi automatics. Keep my distance with a lower capacity in mind.

[solid hinge]

They're certainly better at range than the p08

[prime pine]

Thats the part i find comfort in more.

[pastel lion]

The ruby has a higher rate of fire compared to other pistols

[idle breach]

because it's ruby

[solid hinge]

small damage and range though

4btk up to like.. 8 metres or something

then becomes 5btk

[idle breach]

ruby is the official pistol of team magma

[solid hinge]

The selb 1908 is solid

[idle breach]

which is the best team, of course

[solid hinge]

still has the range capability of the zh but with enough fire rate to be good up close

not aqua

[idle breach]

good luck with team aqua water pistol

[midnight nimbus]

4BTK to 7m, 5BTK to 10m

the absolute state of the ruby

[solid hinge]

it.. it's a 6btk beyond 10 metres?

holy shit no wonder it sucks so hard

[idle breach]

it

many btk is better for spamgun since better chance to hit head by accident

[solid hinge]

smart stitch

if it takes 8 shots to kill that's 8 shots to hit them in the head with

[idle breach]

it's like zk383

[rotund sentinel]

Gotham, must be destroyed.

[idle breach]

just spam and they go oh my head popped

and ruby is cute pistol

slick design

[prime pine]

Doesnt the repieterpistole have the highest fire rate

[idle breach]

yeah it has 450, ruby 449

[rotund sentinel]

Hallo? Sanitater?

[idle breach]

but rapierpistol looks like knockoff dollar store robocop gun

[rotund sentinel]

Panzer! Da!

[solid hinge]

ruby has less recoil than the m1912 and more ammo but way worse damage drop

iirc m1912 is a 4btk up to 12m? Same range as revolver

[prime pine]

I just like the luger and the m1911 personally.

[idle breach]

but luger ads is

you know...

[prime pine]

Luger is so quick with its reload

With it being 1.8 seconds

[idle breach]

the fucking stupid thing keep blocking sight

[pastel lion]

Object permenance

[solid hinge]

fancy donks

Fast reload is pretty nice on a pistol

What's the damage values for the 360rpm guns?

[midnight nimbus]

same as the 1912

[rapid hatch]

The sidearms from bf1 was better balanced

Mostly every Pistol was good

[main grove]

Ruby and M1912 are my fav pistols

[rapid hatch]

The pistols we're unique

Were

[upbeat cypress]

When is Chapter 5?

[rapid hatch]

I prefer the Revolver

[idle breach]

when is Taylor Swift elite skins comes out

[main grove]

Revolver is too powerful in BFV

Over distance

[rapid hatch]

Hm

Its Not that good anymore

Only really Close enemys are 2 Shot or 1 Shot headshot

[main grove]

In BF1 revolvers were only decent up close with exceptions like The Gasser and Nagant

I get fucked by the revolver constantly

No other pistol does that

Bulldog was the best point blank revolver for me

I hated BF1 class exclusive pistols

For being class exclusive

[solid hinge]

Kay

What's wrong with imgur

I posted an album of cosmetics for ease of access and theres people arguing about nazis in my comments

[coarse thunder]

Send the link so we can pass judgement

[solid hinge]

https://imgur.com/gallery/CqFKIEQ

Everyone's downvoting them too like why

[idle breach]

maybe it's just people fed up with same thing over and over again

or maybe... it's some famous picture of some SS soldiers or something? can't tell by just picture but people knew it.. kinda like it?

or maybe just without context people thought "oh damn another wehrboo". misunderstood I guess

[solid hinge]

It's for a photoshop request

[idle breach]

unlucky I guess..

[coarse thunder]

Yeah that's some r/BattlefieldCosmetics tier

[solid hinge]

Its not so bad in there

[idle breach]

reminds me of one incident

[coarse thunder]

I mean I subscribe to it and the majority of users who post have an odd satisfaction with ONLY the German cosmetics

[idle breach]

sombody nearly assaulted by a crowd in korea, because he was wearing ww2 japanese uniform

[coarse thunder]

Like the ratio of German to Allied cosmetics is probably heavily fucked

[solid hinge]

Most of the posts are absolute garbage tbf

[idle breach]

he was an actor dressed for do some acting about ww2

but real fucking bad luck, he took the wrong bus or subway whatever, stuck in a plaza

wearing japanese uniform with cheesy "japanese makeup"

[solid hinge]

Seeing strange shit is usual on the subway so i wouldnt bat an eye

[idle breach]

imagine his horror

[upbeat cypress]

When is chapter 5?

[solid hinge]

Month

[coarse thunder]

This was a bit different than just "strange shit"

[idle breach]

imagine you're planned to do some "racism bad educational play" so you dressed up as some shitty KKK member, your car broke down you you have to walk all the way with that uniform

lol

[solid hinge]

@midnight nimbus same as the 1912? So they're just.. way weaker? 360rpm 4btk at 12m compared to 450rpm 4btk at 12m?

😱

@steady nymph who’s everyone?

FINAL STAND

Rip I lost the final stand

Idk why my teammates stay behind 🤦‍♂️

[upbeat cypress]

I like how if Final stand everyone become medic lol

[solid hinge]

Yeah

But I hate it when they don’t push

It’s so hard to watch blueberries fight

No

When the third day is a draw the fourth day will be a final stand

Like firestorm the cricle is getting closer

You can’t respawn when you die

Basically a fought until the end

Man this is depressing

Won the first 2 days

Third day was a draw barely

[icy sluice]

Final Stand can either be disappointing or really fun and intense

[solid hinge]

^

[icy sluice]

I remember actually fucking sweating as a Recon on Arras, picking up someone's STG44 after I bayonet charged and went fucking HAM

[solid hinge]

But I seriously don’t get it why we had a draw in the third day. We wrecked the enemy team in the first 2 days and it seems they got super powers to defeat my team in the last 2 days

Lol

[icy sluice]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

I did find a way to basically get a final stand every game of Devastation

If you find away to make it so that nobody moves, bam, final stand

[dark solstice]

I've played final stand once

[icy sluice]

I've played it about 5 times

[compact oxide]

Same, it was pretty good too

[icy sluice]

I've got it like thrice on Devastation and twice on Arras

Oh wait, six, once on Fjell

Fjell has the snow storm, so...

[soft storm]

Final Stand is named that because you’ll only play it once

[vast oracle]

can we get a bf4 update to fix the lying server population on all bf4 servers for pc?

[icy sluice]

Probably not

[solid hinge]

Are the german airplanes in airborne accurate?

[icy sluice]

Yes

Not really

[upper vault]

They did a question where the community had to decide between a passenger German plane for airborne or drivable vehicles.

[solid hinge]

Plane for sure

People are hyenas for tanks in breakthrough

[coarse thunder]

Priorities 100

[formal valve]

Nope, C47 Skytrains

Not accurate in anyway

[north ravine]

Tanks in bf5...

[solid hinge]

What are those?

[formal valve]

What

[solid hinge]

Panzer IV is fun

[dark solstice]

valentine with the tank hunting specs is great

[golden roost]

Hi

[north ravine]

Hello

[golden roost]

How are you

[solid hinge]

Omgg

The gewehr-43 is so good

I got it from someone who switched weapons with me during a revive

The g43 is one of the best guns in game

Not even mentioning the sten

Scoff

Easy 30 kills per match at least lol

Yeah mp40 and sten are lazer beams aswell

[dark solstice]

That german submachnine gun with the bipod was crazy

[solid hinge]

Isnt that a bit expensive for a pipe with a barrel and mag

[dark solstice]

yeah, prenerf it was a lazer

[solid hinge]

Still is a laser

[soft storm]

You’re talking dice here

[solid hinge]

Smgs were never nerfed

At least the tank version is

[soft storm]

Maybe pre BF1 id trust their balancing

But today naaaaah

[solid hinge]

Its not that bad tbh

Its powerful not op

Which guns the g43 again?

Both

What.

What class

Assault

G43 gever?

O

Normie

Its ez mode lol

3-shot wonder

[dark solstice]

Gewehr 43, is that the one that is rumored you can use as a ladder rung its so strong

[solid hinge]

Yeah

German quality ja

[dark solstice]

Jawoll

O ja

[solid hinge]

DREI KOMMA SIEBEN ZENTIMETER FLAK ZWILLING AUF PANTHER FAHRGESTELL SONDERKKRAFT FAHRZEUG 341 FLUGABWEHRKANONENPANZER V COELIAN

[dark solstice]

Panther, tiger, leopard

the holy trinity of german cat tanks

[solid hinge]

Panzerkampfwagen IV

[dark solstice]

Strumgeshutz

Krankenwagen

[solid hinge]

Allies: M1 Frag Grenade
GERMANY: STIELHANDGRANATE

[dark solstice]

Stick-hand-grenade

Fallschirmjager

the german term for parachuter means parachute hunter

[solid hinge]

FALLSCHIRMJAGERGEWHER

[dark solstice]

suggesting they are hunting for parachuters

Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

[solid hinge]

Germans named everything "hunter"

or grenadier

[dark solstice]

Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft

ja

[solid hinge]

nani the fuck

[dark solstice]

it's a modern compound word

meaning association of subordinate officials of the head office management of the Danube steamboat electrical services

[formal valve]

Fallschirmjäger isn’t Parachute Hunters

It’s Paratrooper

[dark solstice]

on a completely different note, i wanted dice to do an easter uprising mode for easter in bf1

it happened in 1916, and was a distraction for the british

the germans supplied weapons to the irish

[formal valve]

Basically the 1919 maps

Only not russian

[dark solstice]

imagine irish voicelines

Screaming in Gaelic as he throws incendiary grenades at a british armoured truck

[spiral trail]

if only made a few more dlcs for BF1

[dark solstice]

yeah, with some gaelic lines

because the ira were pretty pro-gaelic

ira, irb, what ever they were. The provisional goverment

according to wiki, they are the irsh rebel forces IRF

idk, i know that the British drove a dreadnaught through the channel and shelled dublin

[icy sluice]

Twitter Quality lol

[dark solstice]

is that an m1911

[icy sluice]

https://twitter.com/temporyal/status/1167396120588369921?s=19

temporyal (@temporyal)

Rare #BattlefieldV footage of a suppressed M1911 with bayonet in action: While skiing on the singleplayer version of "Al Sundan", I tried to enhance my sidearm with specializations as a proof of concept. The bayonet charge worked out just fine (though the model was missing...

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Bayonet charge on a silenced M1911

with Skiing

[dark solstice]

why would a pistol have a bayonet charge?

[solid hinge]

[dark solstice]

shank shank bang bang

when do we get bang bang bang bang bang ping

[solid hinge]

Does anyone know what the orange circle with the line means?

Similar to “C-“

constantly pops up

Nah, but it’s one of those pop ups in game

Like the layers means frames I guess

[formal valve]

Connection is bad I think

Idk

[solid hinge]

I have 30 ping

It doesn’t drop

[coarse thunder]

I mean I'd like an "outside of the war" set of dlc maps but the easter uprising is a bit far

Like Ethiopia, Spain, etc

[solid hinge]

Ethiopia?

Please no

[coarse thunder]

Why not

[solid hinge]

Spain would be good

[coarse thunder]

I mean pro-fascist Italy supporters but that's really it

[solid hinge]

I know

[coarse thunder]

And there's a surprising amount of them, considering they seem to have come out of nowhere on that Simple History video about the Italo-Ethiopian war

[solid hinge]

Good old simple history

[coarse thunder]

They really emphasize the "simple" part

[stiff sky]

wow last challenge for the mg42. i cant do it. have to kill people in objective areas. i get 30plush kills every game but i usally kill them before they get into an objective. i have gotten over 356 kills trying to do this challenge now. like wtf. no game lasts long enough

[solid hinge]

Get out

[formal valve]

Italy aren’t even bad guys lmao

Silly Mussolini

[solid hinge]

...

[coarse thunder]

For inciting war on Ethiopia?

[solid hinge]

Italians weren’t the bad guys?

[formal valve]

Ok nevermind

[solid hinge]

Hmmm okay

[formal valve]

I forgot about Ethiopia

[stiff sky]

also just played on mercury. match was over very quick you know the usal. plane bombs spawn gets 7 skilless kills . then uses 75mm to continue spoawn raping and there no aa in spawn. out planes couldnt get out of spawn cus other 2 spitfires waiting to spawn rape the planes. when are maps going to be reworked.

[formal valve]

Tho I find the Ethiopian campaign funny as fuck

[solid hinge]

@stiff sky just joking boss you can stay

[formal valve]

Cuz they invaded a country so far back technologically

Because they knew it would be a win lma

[solid hinge]

They fought with rocks and sticks

[stiff sky]

@solid hinge i didnt even know what you said nor did i know your talking to me

[solid hinge]

@stiff sky you do now

[stiff sky]

ok......

anyone know what the word is on next weeks tow

[solid hinge]

Panzerbusche

[stiff sky]

i hope so. i might start vomiting cosmetics at this point

[solid hinge]

You hope for the panzerbusche to come out?

^

[stiff sky]

yes. i love the boys at rifle gets camping tanks to move about and get killed also gets rid of cover. and fun to use. its the most usful weapon in game

[solid hinge]

Most useful weapon

[coarse thunder]

Most useful bolt action lol

[gray glade]

its not pronounced panzerbush 😦

i get triggered

[stiff sky]

as long as you dont get trigger happy

XD

[gray glade]

its not busche tho

[stiff sky]

its panzerbuchse

[gray glade]

panzerbuchse

the ch is hard

[solid hinge]

panzerbüchse 39

[stiff sky]

uhhh

[gray glade]

"byckse" kind of

afaik

[stiff sky]

uhhX2

^XD

[gray glade]

https://forvo.com/word/panzerbüchse/

[solid hinge]

Were there any american mmgs?

[formal valve]

@solid hinge what kinda question is that?

The Americans loved machine guns in the 30-40s period

[solid hinge]

Yeah I just want to know which american mmgs there are

[formal valve]

They stashed them everywhere they could on before

[solid hinge]

For the upcoming chapter

[formal valve]

M1917 from BF1

M1919A6

[solid hinge]

Thanks for the answer gunsmith

[gray glade]

i reckon the Browning M1918A2 is the most famous one? BAR

[formal valve]

The Stinger, whichis basically the M1919A6 used on planes but modified for infantry use

That’s an LMG @gray glade

Not a MMG

[icy sluice]

BAR is Definitely an LMG

Some classify it as an AR... and they're not exactly right :p

glares at CoD

You can but you're not right still.

[formal valve]

It doesn’t say assault rifle in cod ww2

It’s under “automatic rifles” category

Which is technically right

[gray glade]

they had multiple variants of the BAR

M1919 Browning machine gun was HEAVY though afaik

[formal valve]

But the BAR isn’t an Assault rifle

[gray glade]

but it kind of depends on how you classify them

allies and germans didnt classify their machineguns the same way

[formal valve]

Cuz it fired full length cartridges

So not a AR

30-06 is a full length cartridge

It is tho

Well

The M2 variant could be considered an HMG

[gray glade]

wikipedia classifies the M1919 as an MMG, using .30-06 for ww2

[formal valve]

But MMG is probably more fair to the A6

[hybrid dock]

12.7x99mm, 12.7×108mm, 14.5×114mm, or larger are HMG

[formal valve]

Cuz the A6 has improvements for mobility by infantry

[gray glade]

but i think they repurposed it with 7.62 later on?

[formal valve]

I think?

[gray glade]

yeah

[stiff sky]

yeah

[hybrid dock]

in ww1 HMGs were classified by weight

[formal valve]

^

[stiff sky]

yip

[formal valve]

All depends on Caliber now

[stiff sky]

the m1917 in bf 1 technically and hmg by ww1 notes on mgs

[hybrid dock]

guns that require a mount or fires large caliber is HMG

[gray glade]

i could be wrong, but i remember someone saying the allies classified the mg42 as an MMG, but the germans seemed to use it for pretty much anything they could

[hybrid dock]

it isn't

[formal valve]

Impossible

[hybrid dock]

that wouldn't be pistol

[formal valve]

You wouldn’t chamber a pistol with that sort of round

[hybrid dock]

that would be a short barrel rifle

[formal valve]

^

[stiff sky]

@gray glade used the mg34 for vehicles cus the vehicles were desgined for it and redesigning them would have costed much

[gray glade]

yeah

and cuz the mg42 required barrel switching

which isn't good for a tank 😄

[formal valve]

So did the MG34

Bit I guess less often

[gray glade]

yeah but the mg42 was more prone to overheating afaik

[formal valve]

^

1200rpm

Brrrrrrrrrrt

[stiff sky]

@gray glade no it was a differant barrel changing.

mg34 worked in the vehicles but mg42 was on the other side and required more space ect

[gray glade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Rka0k1Wp0

there is our answer :d

[formal valve]

Cod WW2 MG42 is a bitch lmao

[icy sluice]

It sounded horrible

[formal valve]

Pussy LMG

[solid hinge]

What rof does it have in cod

[stiff sky]

@steady nymph just wish it had the 1200 rpm stock and no rpm spec. instead. have else

[formal valve]

Slow as fuck @solid hinge

[icy sluice]

600 i think

[solid hinge]

600?

[formal valve]

Like the Bren

The Bren fires like the Chauchat in Cod WW2

[icy sluice]

Bren had like... what 200 rpm?

[solid hinge]

The bren in cod ww2 has a rof of 2 rounds per year

[stiff sky]

@icy sluice oh my word thats slow

they offending the gun by maiibng it that slow holy sh*t

[formal valve]

FG42 was slow as fuck as well

Because they aren’t computer generated garbage

[icy sluice]

tmw they make the FG42 the worst rifle in the game

because competitive players yelled

[gray glade]

the sounds in cod, they are all computer generated right?

[formal valve]

FG42 is still good

Don’t @ me

[stiff sky]

@icy sluice that moment you ballance your bren

[gray glade]

i think dice uses actual recording from real guns whenever they can

[stiff sky]

XD

[icy sluice]

It was literally the worst rifle in the game

[formal valve]

Slap it on Airbornewith ROD increase and extend mag

Drop 90-13 on domination

[stiff sky]

@gray glade robably

[formal valve]

My secondary was the worst secondary in game

[icy sluice]

Stats wise, it was worse than all of the rifles

[stiff sky]

@steady nymph should be both

[formal valve]

The Reichsrevolver

[gray glade]

cod guns has no "oompf" in their sound

[icy sluice]

Remember the Double Barreled shotguns in CoD WWII?

[formal valve]

WHAT A JOKE

LMAO

THEY WERE USELESS

[icy sluice]

dick touching distance
headshots, both loads
not even red

[gray glade]

nice poem raptor :d

[stiff sky]

@steady nymph no what i am saying it i wish you could have both

[icy sluice]

I did get the shotguns to diamonds tho...

In hardcore of course

[formal valve]

@icy sluice legend

I got diamond on Bolt Actions

[icy sluice]

Same

[stiff sky]

or at least give us a 100 default belt for mg42

oh my word tfw. you say screw it use mg 42 with 1200rpm and incindary rounds. plane passes by get 34 damage on one pass. wich is more than aa will do

in one pass

[gray glade]

i'd even agree to use default 75 ammo for mg42

[formal valve]

I wish the MG42 had the drum in this game

So default is a 100drum instead of 50 belt

[stiff sky]

it had a 100 round drum ?

[formal valve]

Defender of Easy Green Sector:

Defender of Arnhem Bridge

No it’s 100 drum

Cod starts with a 50 belt I think

[dark solstice]

just have 5 drums line the bottom of your gun

[formal valve]

Oh

Nevermind

Idk

[stiff sky]

no it was 50. made for use when gun was being move cus belt would get dirty and snag on stuff and flop about.

[north ravine]

When are we gonna have more guns

[solid hinge]

And then breda

The italians were ass in general

[dark solstice]

The americans may run fasta, but they cant'a out'arun the pasta

[solid hinge]

They can

I mean italians couldnt even outrun greece

[formal valve]

Sing along with me guys

I’ll start it off

“Invade Greece now”

For Italy

[solid hinge]

SHOW NO MERCY

[formal valve]

Slaughter them like sheep

[solid hinge]

OH NO THEYRE FIGHTING BACK

[formal valve]

Oh shit their really good oh shit oh shit

[solid hinge]

Hintler please help us

[formal valve]

Shitlur

[solid hinge]

ΑΕΕΕΕΡΑΑΑΑΆΑΑΑ

Rip pasta

[formal valve]

Country roads

Lets a go

It’s a me

[dark solstice]

"Holy-moli thats alot of 50 calibre ravioli!"

[formal valve]

Mario

Oke dokie

[solid hinge]

btw the greek army had the chauchaut in ww2

[formal valve]

Mama Mia

Here we go

Mario

[solid hinge]

Duce? More like Duche xd gottem

[dark solstice]

when are the Italians coming, i need more spicy'a memes

[solid hinge]

They arent

[dark solstice]

don't tell me those LIES

[solid hinge]

But they arent

[dark solstice]

NooOOOOoOO

[solid hinge]

We might not even get the soviets

[dark solstice]

we will

[solid hinge]

Judging by how things are going we might now

Not

[dark solstice]

i bet you chapter 6 is the soivets

[solid hinge]

I doubt that

More like chapter 7

[dark solstice]

whats chapter 6?

[solid hinge]

Theres nothing relating to the soviets in the game

[dark solstice]

some soviet headgear was leaked

[solid hinge]

Oh i forgot about that

[dark solstice]

i need my one chance to use a female solider

natasha and her mosin nagant

[solid hinge]

HAHA fucking W E E B

[dark solstice]

what?

[solid hinge]

Jk

[dark solstice]

am i referencing an anime i've never watched?

[solid hinge]

No i dont watch japanese cartoons

[dark solstice]

neither, so i'm worried now

[formal valve]

We have Soviet goggles

But that’s it

[solid hinge]

Just joking that if you play as a female character you a weeb

[dark solstice]

some soviet head gear got leaked a while back, but a historically accurate female?

[solid hinge]

Nah females on the soviets is 100% fine by me

Imagine if we get black soldiers on the soviets

Big oof

[dark solstice]

well, i mean the soviet land went into Kazakhstan, and an african who followed communism could of immigrated to there, or elsewhere

[solid hinge]

I guess

[dark solstice]

many communists from other parts of the world moved to the union

[solid hinge]

But like 90% of soviets were russians

[dark solstice]

no, i'd say 60%

[solid hinge]

and a black russian is something that litterally doesnt exist

[dark solstice]

alot of estonians, belarussians, ukrainians

poles

[solid hinge]

Yeah those are slavs tho

Idk it just wouldnt look right

[dark solstice]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afro-Russian

afro-russians

[solid hinge]

those are pretty rare

[dark solstice]

but they still exist

[solid hinge]

Sure

Oh were getting black russians arent we

Great

[dark solstice]

I mean, soldier ethnics don't bother me

the brits have asians because of gurkas and such

[solid hinge]

Same but it just wouldnt look right

[dark solstice]

Emigration was a thing

[solid hinge]

The only non-slav soviet soldiers ive ever seen were the asian looking dudes from siberia (i forgot the name)

[dark solstice]

idk

there are also the kasaks from kasakstan

they looked Asian

[solid hinge]

Yeah

[dark solstice]

Georgians have very defined facial features

[solid hinge]

Not really

I know georgians

[dark solstice]

compared to other slavs, like poles, and Ukrainians

[solid hinge]

Yeah

But they dont look that different

[dark solstice]

then there are Chinese, who could of joined the Russians to fight the Japanese

[solid hinge]

Anyway idk now that i thing about it the soviet union had a lot of countries in it

Just sayint that seeing blacks in the soviet army would look a bit weird since ive never seen that

But its not really unreallistic, and i barely care so

[dark solstice]

but they existed, as the afro-russians proved

[solid hinge]

Sure they did but they were extremely rare

But as i said, i dont care too much

I only play as the Christian/Helmut dude anyway

[dark solstice]

same guy on all your classes?

[solid hinge]

I only play assault rn

[dark solstice]

ah

yeah, i made my british recon to be a gurka

[solid hinge]

With the gurka knife i presume?

[dark solstice]

yep

[solid hinge]

Cool

Yeah i have helmut because his head just fits any headwear

Like for example the fallschirmjager helm looks too big on gunter

[dark solstice]

i like harald

he's my geman recon

[solid hinge]

I want facial hair

Dice bitte

[dark solstice]

i think Christian has stubble

[solid hinge]

I want a british guy with a mustache

No not norman

[dark solstice]

normans best squad emote is odd

[solid hinge]

What is it

[dark solstice]

he flattens his mustache

[solid hinge]

ok

He gotta flatten his mustache

[coarse thunder]

Very British

[dark solstice]

what is it with german soldier songs and 'Hoi'

is that just what a german laugh sounds like?

[coarse thunder]

?

I thought it was a Scottish voice line

[dark solstice]

In some german soldier songs soldatleid they say Hoi

[coarse thunder]

Just like a syllable to fill the songs

[dark solstice]

yep, like eucalyptus bon bon

[solid hinge]

Hey fellow gamers bfv bad bf1/bf4 good amirite or amirite

epic gamer moment😎

= 💩

[coarse thunder]

The golden rule

[solid hinge]

/ = 😇

[dark solstice]

Marl Karx: We live in a society

[solid hinge]

Xark Larm we society in a live

People after the release of the next bf. BFV is so much better!!

[dark solstice]

When you be so PROletarian, you be commuLIT.

[solid hinge]

Yeo

[dark solstice]

Can we have an AK-47 in bfv, we need one of the elites to time travel, and bring the Ak to us

I can see seamus time traveling

[solid hinge]

We might get some kind of prototype ak as the phantom program reward

Btw seamus is litterally cpt price

Lol

He made himself younger and traveled back in time

Irish version of cpt price

Potato Price

[dark solstice]

Billy bridger time travels into 2002 and brings us C4

[solid hinge]

Walmart Price

Ali Express price

[dark solstice]

It goes bang an' everythin'.

[solid hinge]

Btw did you guys realise peter muller doesnt die

[upper vault]

Yes

[dark solstice]

do do that.. don't bring me hope!

[solid hinge]

He narattes the story

[formal valve]

He narrates the story

[solid hinge]

KERTZ KERTZ!!

That nazi kid missed

[dark solstice]

Kertz, get us out of here!

[formal valve]

Or he got popped by the Yanks

[solid hinge]

The kid got shot

And peter was captured by the americans

[dark solstice]

My name is peter muller..

and i was there.

[upper vault]

Intensifying choir

[solid hinge]

The last tiger is fucking sad actually

[upper vault]

Yes

[dark solstice]

he's being interviewed by a news paper, or a American MP officer

[upper vault]

The Last Tiger is pretty darn good.

[solid hinge]

Everyone except that nazi kid were actually good guys

The nazi kid can fuck off

[dark solstice]

that kid scared me, and the youngest kids death was an F in the chat

[upper vault]

Idk if you guys realized but the prologue has peter in it

[formal valve]

The Nazi kid was brainwashed

[upper vault]

I think people know this tho.

[formal valve]

You can’t blame him

[solid hinge]

Schröder i thinj

HE SHOT KERTZ

[upper vault]

Schroeder was brainwashed by Peter

[solid hinge]

I was hoping for a german warstory in bf1

[dark solstice]

Who was the youngest kid?

[upper vault]

Remember how peter said that he reminded Schroeder who they were?

[dark solstice]

the radio guy?

[solid hinge]

@dark solstice Fritz

[upper vault]

Hartman was the guy who dropped the ammunition in the beginning

[dark solstice]

Hartman, thats him

[formal valve]

@steady nymph Adolf quote lmao

[dark solstice]

Peter, he is but a child!

Slams steering wheel

[solid hinge]

What scene

[formal valve]

Lmaoooo

Peter

[solid hinge]

Rip hartmann

Rip kertz

[formal valve]

Rip Stefan

[dark solstice]

Peters face when he sees hartmans body, it's like fear, disgust, confusion, and idk

[formal valve]

Rip Cologne

[solid hinge]

Turn the last tiger map into an MP map

Fuck schroder he can go fuck himself

[upper vault]

It will come

Maybe during the final chapter of Bfv

we will get Rhineland

[solid hinge]

Lol

[formal valve]

Schroeder isn’t a bad guy

[solid hinge]

Schroeder is brainwashed

[formal valve]

Also cologne from the last tiger would be LIT as a map

[solid hinge]

He shot kertz

[upper vault]

Remember, Peter brainwashed Schroeder

[solid hinge]

KERTZZZZ KERTZZZZ

[dark solstice]

Schroeder is the perfect example of a german who got brainwazhed, with a Z

[formal valve]

Peter didn’t brainwash him

[solid hinge]

peter was actually ok

[formal valve]

All he did was tell him to show Strenght

[dark solstice]

peter didn't brain wash him, everyone did

[solid hinge]

Kertz brainwashed him

[formal valve]

He took it to far

[upper vault]

He said he reminded Schroeder who they were

[formal valve]

DICE brainwashed them

[solid hinge]

“We will not capitulate – no, never! We may be destroyed, but if we are, we shall drag a world with us – a world in flames.”

[coarse thunder]

Schroeder took Muellers words differently than they were intended

[dark solstice]

Kertz is secretly gestapo?

[solid hinge]

Remember, peter said "were stronger together" when he saw the germans going to be hunged

[coarse thunder]

"Stronger together" something like that

[upper vault]

“We are stronger together! Right? That’s what you said!”

[solid hinge]

Yess!

Stronger together

[dark solstice]

Kertz, NEIN!

[solid hinge]

Meaning dont kill eachother

[upper vault]

“Nien!!!..........”

[solid hinge]

Peter survived

[upper vault]

And the music plays

[dark solstice]

Peter can't die

[solid hinge]

Peter is a God

[dark solstice]

he's a legend, and legends never die

[solid hinge]

"I was there"

Keyword "was"

Peter is Tommy Shelby

[formal valve]

My name Infantry Plebbian

[upper vault]

What if we get a war story where Peter fought in Kursk?

[formal valve]

And I was there when Chapter 4 sucked

[solid hinge]

Lmao

I would play an entire game with tiger 237

I was there when Chapter 5 redeemed the game

[dark solstice]

The last tiger was great, first war story i completed, brought my faith back in war stories

[upper vault]

Before he came to Rhineland.l

[formal valve]

He wasn’t at Kursk

[upper vault]

Keep in mind Peter fought in the southern front as well

Ik

I’m saying IF

[solid hinge]

@steady nymph he could be a eastern front veteran but i don’t think so

[coarse thunder]

The Last Tiger certainly could have been better with an entire campaign to flesh out Muller and the crew(s) he had, along with their journeys and witnessing of war crimes

[formal valve]

He fought in Norway, Africa, probably Italy

[solid hinge]

He fought in Africa and probably France

Norway?

Imagine if we got an entire sp gane showing peter and kertz through the war

[dark solstice]

he served under rommel?

[formal valve]

Yeah

[dark solstice]

I was rommel as an elite

[formal valve]

Tiger237 is in Norway in the prologue

[coarse thunder]

His sudden change of heart towards the nazi regime could have made much more sense

[solid hinge]

That wasn’t him lol

Tiger in 1940 lmao

[formal valve]

It’s the tiger that shoots at you

If you get close to him

It’s 237

If you sprint right at him you see the number

[solid hinge]

I know

[upper vault]

Yeah

[formal valve]

Churchill is even worst

[upper vault]

So he fought on most European fronts basically

[formal valve]

Churchill in 1940

[solid hinge]

You play as them in the prologue as well

[formal valve]

The Churchill we see in BFV

Wasn’t used until June 1944

Even worst than the tiger

[upper vault]

Eh

[solid hinge]

Time travel!

[formal valve]

Parkour!

[upper vault]

Who really cares about what dates tanks were released?

[dark solstice]

They can't add an early war tank into the prolog and not have it ig

[formal valve]

Many people

[upper vault]

As long as it makes the game better

[solid hinge]

^

[dark solstice]

I knew seamus is a time traveler

[formal valve]

This I why you don’t make early WW2 based game

[upper vault]

That wouldn’t have happened unless BFV was set to be in development for a long time

[solid hinge]

What was the name of the girl again in Norway?

[formal valve]

Solveig

[solid hinge]

Solveig is a time traveller

[formal valve]

How tho

[upper vault]

They didn’t add the factory from the war story..

That factory should be added to Narvik

[formal valve]

No

The factory wasn’t located in Narvik

[solid hinge]

Skiing from the mountain hills into an different year

[formal valve]

Skiing on Al Sundan

*looks at Temporyal

[dark solstice]

When you ski so fast you break the speed of light, and get transported into another time

[solid hinge]

😂😂

[upper vault]

Depends.

[formal valve]

You should be able to body German soldiers of you go fast with skis

[solid hinge]

i want Tiger 237 game

[dark solstice]

you get the skin

when you fully complete

[solid hinge]

I wanted to see american and russian warstories

Not a norwegian one

Same

[formal valve]

scrap SP

Scrap co op

[solid hinge]

Or colonial french

[dark solstice]

my name is natasha, and i was there.

[formal valve]

In next bf

Make the next BF soley MP focused

Screw SP crap

Or co op

Or BR

[solid hinge]

Mah names cleetus, and i was ther'

[formal valve]

Or competitive

[solid hinge]

Female russian sniper would’ve been ok

[dark solstice]

ah yes, BF: Mp you get the mp-18, mp-7, mp-40, ect.

[solid hinge]

Why tf not

Who cares at this point

[formal valve]

?

No

[coarse thunder]

The SP is just a tutorial for actions in the MP

[dark solstice]

I want BF: Warhammer

[formal valve]

Not even that @coarse thunder

They try and make it stealth so much

Your never gonna apply that to MP

[fleet bloom]

i haven't used the P08 Carbine since it first came out and DANG it's a good gun now, very fun being able to shoot flares up and then run in with the smoke grenades, who even needs medics

[solid hinge]

Sp is forced stealth

[formal valve]

Most of the time yeah

[dark solstice]

next bf better be warhammer

[formal valve]

Vietnam pls

*fortunate son intensifies

[solid hinge]

So you want female us marines?

[dark solstice]

I detect Heresy

[solid hinge]

The p08 carbine RULES

[formal valve]

Did I say that @solid hinge

[solid hinge]

Just make bf6

[formal valve]

I think they’ll step back from that after the community backlash

[solid hinge]

They wont

Theyre sjws

[formal valve]

If they want to sell the game, they will

[solid hinge]

Sjws dont change

[dark solstice]

mate, adding woman doesn't mean they are instantly sjws

[formal valve]

Ya

It does

[solid hinge]

Adding women in wars they never took part in does

[formal valve]

Because of how they forced it on us

[solid hinge]

Viet cong yes

Marines no

[fleet bloom]

why weMON in vidogaem

[solid hinge]

they added a tank that doesnt exist but i dont see people in an uproar about that

[dark solstice]

sure, it was forced, but dice isn't all sjw

[coarse thunder]

Ess jay duble yuhs

[dark solstice]

just don't play women

easy as that

[formal valve]

@solid hinge cuz most people dont even know about the tank lol

It’s such an obscure thing

[solid hinge]

They could just make a modern game and add whatever the fuck they want and it would be perfectly fine

[dark solstice]

in the heat of battle you wont notice other women, and the screams might be high pitch, but men can scream like women if they are burning to death.

[solid hinge]

women are also obscure to people these mad

[formal valve]

Not with the BFV women screams

[fleet bloom]

LOL

[formal valve]

They made them as feminine sounding as possible

[dark solstice]

If i was burning alive, i hella scream like a girl

[coarse thunder]

I mean the most uproar I've heard of "muh ess jay duble yuhs" was pre-launch Black German sniper in bf1 but that's it

[solid hinge]

Pre-launch?

[formal valve]

This is worse

[coarse thunder]

Mostly died after launch

Then people became concerned with gameplay and shit

[fleet bloom]

women didnt actually exist until the year 2000

[solid hinge]

I mean black germans were a thing in ww1

[dark solstice]

I found the british bf1 medics weird, they were indian, but had a british accent

[formal valve]

@fleet bloom fuck off if you’re not gonna add anything to the convo

[solid hinge]

The noise that annoys me the most is one of the male brits shouting about a medic

[upper vault]

[solid hinge]

[formal valve]

@solid hinge I’m buggin, help me

[fleet bloom]

@formal valve that's not very nice

[formal valve]

[solid hinge]

you have to set all your characters to ingrid

then you will understand

But playing a ww2 game, and then geting killed by a black woman wearing the union jacked and using a golden boys is pretty fucking anoying

[formal valve]

Gunter wants to know your location @solid hinge

Gunter is a handsome boi

[solid hinge]

Gunter is my waifu

[coarse thunder]

That's quite a rare occurence

[solid hinge]

Rare??

[coarse thunder]

At least no one seems to change their cosmetics in my game

[formal valve]

The guy Gunter is modeled off of is HOT

[solid hinge]

That happens at least once every mal

Match

[coarse thunder]

So it's just whatever the base uniform is usually

[solid hinge]

I always see defaults and union jacms

Ffs

Default characters shouldnt be female

[formal valve]

I always see the Paritsan with Napalm

Pisses me off

[solid hinge]

Yep that toi

[coarse thunder]

^easily worst set by far

[solid hinge]

I'm still waiting for pink camo

Theyre easy to see tho lol

[coarse thunder]

Partisan + Double Down are super bad

[solid hinge]

if they add it I'll unironically spend boins on it

Double down is fucking trash

Sometimes driving in tank is really fun in BFV

https://i.imgur.com/OlMqPX3.png

😄

But the worst thing is, that if they made a modern shooter a chunk of the bf community would still cry about women

[formal valve]

I gonna say N Word @solid hinge

No content

[coarse thunder]

Two words

[formal valve]

Die

[solid hinge]

Saying go go go on bf4 as the russians is funny as fuck

DAWAY DAWAY DAWAY

Like some neckbeards would be like "Ooga booga F E M O I D S cant fight so they shouldnt be in bf6"

[upper vault]

DICE when are we getting pilot gear for BFV?

[formal valve]

@solid hinge what the fuck emote is that

[solid hinge]

Or tank gear @upper vault

[formal valve]

That’s horrifying

[coarse thunder]

I mean we do have pilot gear but not on pilots lol

[lusty root]

[solid hinge]

Some people have a lack of braincelss

[formal valve]

Lack of Bracelets?

Oh wait

[solid hinge]

Which stuka plane is the one which can two shot tanks?

[fast gyro]

"Braincelss"

[coarse thunder]

Literally smoothbrained at this point

[solid hinge]

Typo

B1 or b2?

heh

I meant braincells

[coarse thunder]

Almost a year after release, actually find something to complain about

[solid hinge]

B1 with 1000kg bombs should be able to one tap tanks

[coarse thunder]

Like a real issue

[solid hinge]

True lol

Blanked

Plenty of real issues to complain about.

[gray glade]

should it tho?`

[solid hinge]

And many of them are complaining.

b2 with bordkanone can do decent damage with strafes

[formal valve]

MUH WOMHAN IS LARGE ISSUUE

[solid hinge]

I mean I think it can one bang tanks

REEEEE WHAMEN GAME VERY BAD

Cant it?

[formal valve]

@solid hinge the 1000 kilo can

[solid hinge]

bfv has women so its litterally unplayable

[formal valve]

Not heavy fuckers like the Churchill

[solid hinge]

Yeah!

[formal valve]

But if it’s like a Valentine

His ass is wheat grass

[solid hinge]

There are people who seriously ditched the game because of the female soldiers

[upper vault]

[coarse thunder]

🤡

[formal valve]

I hate women

Edgy time

[solid hinge]

I swear if the next bf game is a modern shooter and people complain about women ill die

[formal valve]

They will

People always complain

[solid hinge]

I'm enjoying the authentic experience BFV has to offer.

[coarse thunder]

Bruh moment

[formal valve]

@solid hinge

Nice joke

[coarse thunder]

People who are "owning the libs" are as sensitive or more sensitive than the "libs"

[solid hinge]

You sound sensitive.

[formal valve]

Who?

[solid hinge]

"FeMoiDs cANT FIght G O D MaDe thEm to SerVe us ALPHA MALES" -Said this guy

[coarse thunder]

Reee am sensitive

[solid hinge]

Huh

[coarse thunder]

My fewwwwwings urrrergggggggghhh

[solid hinge]

You sound hurt Nine Merc. :C

What?

[coarse thunder]

😵

[solid hinge]

W H A T ?

[coarse thunder]

Am sensitive obviously

[solid hinge]

The fuck is going on ere

[coarse thunder]

My heart.....uuuruuuuuggghh

[solid hinge]

Uh

Okay...?

[zenith pendant]

And it's not like I see them that often

[solid hinge]

See who often

Keep up Nine Merc.