#battlefield-legacy-titles

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stoic breach
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Mine doesnt do it

dark sorrel
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Are there pvt servers in BF V yet?

short pecan
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not until october or something

topaz atlas
stoic breach
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Wtf

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I didnt know either

topaz atlas
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Nice

stoic breach
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Wheres Waygyanba at

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I bet hes like top 15 cause he actually tries

topaz atlas
stoic breach
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Yeah I know its not actually me btw

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But how can I not see my own name and feel great that someone is representing it 😩

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@prime pine how many kills do you have

topaz atlas
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@stoic breach wdym it's not you?

stoic breach
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Its a yank

topaz atlas
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a what?

solid hinge
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Murica flag

stoic breach
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My xbox live name isnt Razentoast

topaz atlas
stoic breach
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My steam is

topaz atlas
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😩

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ya been yoinked

stoic breach
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Im glad office-stanley-nods-agrees

topaz atlas
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I'm glad too

stoic breach
topaz atlas
stoic breach
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It is almost 2am and idk what im doing with my time

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Maybe i will watch japanese cartoon

topaz atlas
restive token
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when is al sundan coming to conquest?

stoic breach
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Probably never

lusty jackal
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its already there but the patch made it invisible

marble phoenix
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Al Sudan on Conq gonna be a top 5 map

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if it ever comes to the mode

solid hinge
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lewis is a really good gun

tribal ledge
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So apparewntly somne new cheat wave has come out

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and lobbies are filled with cheaters

rapid hatch
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Lewis?

tribal ledge
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Met 2 guys, both had 64 kills 0 deaths

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And as always DiCe is doing fuck all to stop the cheating issue

rapid hatch
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Got nerfed or?

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Recoil

solid hinge
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it can magdump, it's got a beautiful 3x scope, it's super accurate even without the bipod, it has a bipod, and 540 rpm is solid enough to duel many weapons

rapid hatch
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I actually dont Like the Lewis anymore

tribal ledge
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Bren > Lewis

rich ember
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From what i can see, unless DICE are banning anyone you think is cheating in about 7 seconds without a report, they're not doing anything to stop the cheating issue.

tribal ledge
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Just spectate the match and you will see in 2 seconds who is cheating and who isnt

rapid hatch
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I prefer the krag/Kar or Drilling or soumi

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Krag or kar

rich ember
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are you reporting them?

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...that is some fuckin meme material lemme tell ya

lusty jackal
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lol

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Is it better "Top 10%" example or "Top 50%"

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tryna find out my best stat

topaz atlas
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Kar-98 is amazing

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really high bullet velocity

hoary condor
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Hackers... no problem i play PS4

topaz atlas
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same, except Xbox

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šŸ˜…

hoary condor
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keep ya 60fps haHAA

rich ember
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i fucking hate this meme but

topaz atlas
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shit you just gave me a virus

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gdi

lusty jackal
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i guess its Top 42% score/min

solid hinge
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krag > kar imo

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kar loses too much from the m95 in exchange for that velocity boost

sonic rampart
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Bolt Gewehr> krag and kar imo

solid hinge
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m95 is the best all round I think

lusty jackal
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Gewehr M95/30 > Krag > everything else

solid hinge
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Yes!

sonic rampart
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^

solid hinge
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That would be my tier list

lusty jackal
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i wish BF 5 snipers made more damage like in BF1

sonic rampart
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Using other bolts than the gewehr Picard

lusty jackal
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then we have the OP ZH

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lol

stoic breach
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M95 is probably the best bolt action yeah

lusty jackal
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the STG of recons

stoic breach
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But its still just a worse Tromboncino

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StG isnt even OP for assault

lusty jackal
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stg is very op

formal valve
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Not really

stoic breach
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Its not, its pretty middle of the road, just acts like how you want a controllable AR to act

formal valve
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I mean it’s a good assault rifle, not OP tho

lusty jackal
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most OP gun is Lewis no doubt, theres no recoil there

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then ZH

stoic breach
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There arent any OP weapons in the game

solid hinge
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the actual OP guns are the semi autos, but I wouldnt complain about a Lewis nerf

stoic breach
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ZH kills at the speed that bolt actions should kill

languid elk
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Y The Dynamite can be thrown with more range in mouse&keyboard and in Joystick can't ?

late orchid
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Best description of a gun I've heard

midnight nimbus
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Lewis still has more recoil than KE7 and LS iirc

solid hinge
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ZH is inferior to the g43

formal valve
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G43 😫

late orchid
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I've been playing all of 3 hours in total and the Lewis is fucking annoying

lusty jackal
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then why people in this game just use the same 6-7 weapons lol

formal valve
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Lewis isn’t even that good

lusty jackal
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let's talk about pistols? only Revolvers

solid hinge
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Cause they're comfy

midnight nimbus
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perceived best =/= actual best

formal valve
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There’s better LMGs

stoic breach
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Lewis is a good all rounder

midnight nimbus
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but yeah revolver is the best pistol

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not surprised everyone uses it

solid hinge
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Lewis is the only lmg with a mag size that isnt godawful

stoic breach
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Revolver is also fun to use

sleek trail
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Wait, there are pistols in this game? šŸ¤”

formal valve
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I use the M1911 and P38

rich ember
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DICE: "Everyone's using the revolver instead of the other pistols, how can we change this?"
An intern: "Nerf the revolver?"
DICE: "Amazing idea."

midnight nimbus
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when all the other pistols suck

lusty jackal
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STEN and KE7 deserve a mention too

midnight nimbus
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even BF4 has a better pistol meta than this

sonic rampart
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Bf4 pistols were good

sleek trail
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The nerf was hardly noticeably imo

sonic rampart
solid hinge
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sten and ke7 definitely arent op

late orchid
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Is the m28 any good?

sonic rampart
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But now I just Go wild west with revolvers

midnight nimbus
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yeah BF4 pistols could actually kill things fast

solid hinge
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m28 trombone?

formal valve
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Sten is a marshmallow launcher

languid elk
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sten with hip fire is god

late orchid
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Yes

lusty jackal
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basically this is Battlefield Dead Redemption

formal valve
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The Sten takes too long to kill

solid hinge
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Trombone is the best bolt action in the game

late orchid
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Fr?

lusty jackal
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everybody a cowboy with revolvers rofl

late orchid
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Epic

stoic breach
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Yeah imagine if the M95 was even remotely as good as the Tromboncino

sleek trail
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Why use the sten? Mp40 is an upgrade in every stat

rich ember
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@lusty jackal a cowboy themed FPS game would be nice. Oh wait. Fistful of Frags exists

formal valve
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Imagine if Bolt Actions were good

stoic breach
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Yeah imagine

hoary condor
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M95 is

rich ember
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imagine dragons

stoic breach
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I would love that

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I love snipers

formal valve
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Me too

midnight nimbus
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unironically no reason to use any bolt action but the Tromboncino or Boys

hoary condor
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boys.... gross

formal valve
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The Boyo AT

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I call it the Boyo

stoic breach
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Boys AT Gang

midnight nimbus
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bc the Tromboncino still OHSKs at almost every reasonable engagement range

lusty jackal
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i just wish snipers and bolts in general made damage like in BF1

solid hinge
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Imagine a bolt, but in exchange for only being a one shot headshot kill up to 75 metres you get double the fire rate, straight pull, and a grenade launcher

sonic rampart
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Imagine doing m96 mastery assignments but you realise the gold is ugly af

formal valve
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The Bruhs AT rifle

sonic rampart
stoic breach
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Hahaha

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The Bruh AT Rifle

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I like that

lusty jackal
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gold is very ugly

rich ember
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Bruh Moment AT Rifle

formal valve
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It fires Bruh rounds

languid elk
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boys at rifle sux

formal valve
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h E r E t I c

sonic rampart
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Everytime you kill someone with the boys you need to yell yeah boiiiii GWshinodunHaaha

late orchid
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So you'd recommend me buying the trombon right?

stoic breach
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Yeah if you like sniping

formal valve
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Y e a h b o y y y y y y y y y

lusty jackal
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"We have a camping problem" "Let's add weapons you can only use lied on the ground"

sonic rampart
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Just buy every gun so you have it

hoary condor
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Automatic M95 pls haHAA

formal valve
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Just grab a MMG and sit down

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Profit

stoic breach
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Yeah letting MMGs and Boys AT ADS would help with the camper problem

midnight nimbus
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man i really wish BF4 semis were as good as BFV semis

stoic breach
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And maybe push DICE to make bolt actions better

sonic rampart
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Just put that mag on m95 so you can reload quick

formal valve
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I think BF4 semis are ok

visual blade
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you’re comparing ww2 to modern my guy

hoary condor
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MMG mag on M95 pls

formal valve
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I like the M39 rifle

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My fav DMR

rich ember
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@midnight nimbus as if BF4 semi-autos don't suppress the shit out of anyone you look at with them

sonic rampart
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No reloading is slow @hoary condor

midnight nimbus
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BF4 semis really aren't that worthwhile with how good ARs are

sonic rampart
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Just use the thompson mag for the m95

midnight nimbus
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I guess QBU is ok

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and SKS

rich ember
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@midnight nimbus as if BF4 semi-autos don't suppress the shit out of anyone you look at with them

lusty jackal
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imagine the next patch bugs the Boys out and that becomes the first good patch DICE released

hoary condor
solid hinge
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@late orchid for defence the trombone is actually fairly good, it's the best ranged weapon medic currently has and is their only way of damaging tanks

midnight nimbus
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BF4 DMRs take too long to suppress

solid hinge
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half the time you'd be better off with the ZK though

midnight nimbus
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and not accurate enough to dunk on people fast

sonic rampart
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Imagine changing the boys into a gadget

solid hinge
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Trombone is fun though

sonic rampart
formal valve
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Hey guys you know what would be a cool skin for the Commando Carbine?

midnight nimbus
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also don't shoot fast enough to compete with autos

solid hinge
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Boys gadget would be BORING

formal valve
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There’s a variant that has a Patchett SMG pistol grip and stock

sonic rampart
formal valve
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And it looks really cool

lusty jackal
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that newer carabine takes 5 shots to kill

formal valve
rich ember
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@midnight nimbus I've seen some people fire the SKS really quickly, and also they outrange AR's unless you're up against people with really good recoil control

lusty jackal
sonic rampart
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using the boys is boring anyway

midnight nimbus
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eh SKS doesn't shoot that fast

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333 RPM iirc

stoic breach
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Yeah people who camp with the Boys AT and get 1 kill every hour are just absolute champions

lusty jackal
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all you had to do was follow the damn train DICE

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but you wanted to add women instead

rich ember
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it fires fast compared to the other DMR's and like i said, outranges AR's unless the person with the AR has really good recoil control.

midnight nimbus
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also BF4 has no click queuing and absurd amounts of spread increase for semis so you can't even slam the trigger

formal valve
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Uncultured swines

midnight nimbus
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no click queuing is really what kills DMRs

formal valve
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It’s called the Bruh AT rifle

late orchid
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Just bought the trombon

formal valve
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Get it right N E R D S

stoic breach
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Cant wait for DICE to add the Panzerbruh 38

formal valve
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They should add the Wz.35 AT rifle

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Or as I called it

lusty jackal
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i'll get in game now I've to slaugther people with my Lewis and a x6 scope

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then we use the ZH

formal valve
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The Weaponized Zest. 35

stoic breach
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Zest 35

midnight nimbus
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we need the Winchester-Williams AT rifle in BFV

formal valve
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Because it’s epic in cod WW2

midnight nimbus
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literally WW2 Barrett

stoic breach
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Sounds epic

midnight nimbus
stoic breach
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Wtf

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Chonky boi

formal valve
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Looks like a deformed BAR

stoic breach
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It looks kinda nice

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I like the look of it

lusty jackal
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my dad bought that rifle during his trip in... cant remember where

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very cool

stoic breach
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Dang

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Maybe I should make my own AT rifle

formal valve
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A guy I know got to fire a boys at

stoic breach
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Cops cant catch me if their transport vehicles get killed in one shot

midnight nimbus
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I mean it's a prototype with only one made, but BF1 had the Hellreigel šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø

formal valve
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He said it almost broke his arm

stoic breach
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True

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Damn

formal valve
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Wai

stoic breach
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Bruh AT moment

lusty jackal
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big kick

formal valve
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A AT Rifle? In 2019?

lusty jackal
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big recoil

rapid hatch
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I want an officer uniform

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A normal onr

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Not with a gasmask or extra munition

hybrid dock
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no you get a gas mask

rapid hatch
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Just a officer Uniform

hybrid dock
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and 30 side arms

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and a big box on the back

rapid hatch
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And basebat

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Lmao

formal valve
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K I swear if one more person calls the Aristocrat a officers uniform

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Someone’s not gonna be alive tonight

stoic breach
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If only BFV had more interesting weapons in the game

rapid hatch
stoic breach
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Flammenpistole does look very nice though

rapid hatch
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Coming coming

rich ember
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@formal valve Why are you so mad about an officer's uniform?

stoic breach
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I hope it gets added as an assault gadget

formal valve
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It’s not an officers uniform

hybrid dock
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the aristocrat is an officer uniform

formal valve
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NOO

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IT AINT CHEIf

rapid hatch
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If soviet finland Japan + weapons, vehicles , uniforms are coming

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Soviet,finland

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And some extra weapons

rich ember
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looks like an officer's uniform to me

rapid hatch
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I'll be happy

hybrid dock
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Finland doesn't exist

tribal ledge
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I want the PPSh

rapid hatch
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Sure

formal valve
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It’s a Panzer wrap

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Worn by tankers

rich ember
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you're a panzer wrap

formal valve
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You’re mom is a Panzer wrap

rapid hatch
hybrid dock
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all officers drove tanks

formal valve
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You’re face drive tanks

rapid hatch
hybrid dock
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that's because I am a tank

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beep beep

rapid hatch
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Japan gets Kamikaze vehicles and planes

formal valve
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Man can’t wait to play Battlefield 6 on my Nintendo DS i

rapid hatch
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Nothing against Nintendo ds

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Xl

hybrid dock
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I think you mean switch lite

rapid hatch
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It would perform BFV better than a gaming pchaHAA

formal valve
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Man guys can’t wait for The Second Second World War

hybrid dock
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the second war

rapid hatch
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Yeah Steampunk war is getting boring

hybrid dock
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ever

rapid hatch
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I want a wheelchair dlc

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For roadkills

formal valve
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I think technically the 7 years war would be the First World War technically

rapid hatch
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6*

stoic breach
formal valve
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What the F U C K have you brought upon this cursed land

rapid hatch
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WW2 was 6 years long

formal valve
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Why does it have a holo sight

stoic breach
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Bro its another AT rifle

formal valve
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I wasn’t talking about WW2

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I said the 7 Years War

stoic breach
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I don't actually know what this is

rapid hatch
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7 years steampunk

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Jesus

rich ember
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That's the Inkunzi PAW/Neopup Grenade Launcher.

formal valve
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looks like a unholy combination of a fucking 240 Bravo and USAS 12 with a M16 stock

rapid hatch
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Looks Like youhaHAA

hybrid dock
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usas12 in bf5

stoic breach
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It's beautiful

rich ember
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well take it up with Tony Neophytou, that's who designed it

formal valve
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I can’t say that word?

hybrid dock
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oh its, beautiful

rich ember
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what word

formal valve
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Really?

rapid hatch
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What?

stoic breach
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Im actually just gonna main the Neostead

rapid hatch
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Mongo

stoic breach
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What about you guys

formal valve
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Mango

rapid hatch
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Mango

hybrid dock
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mango

rich ember
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anyway that's not a WW2 weapon what are you on about

rapid hatch
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Mango as powerup in bfv

hybrid dock
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mango is the new health pack

rapid hatch
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What Level are you Guys in chspter 4?

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Chapter

formal valve
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Me and the Boys capturing Fort Eben Emel while our friends capture Hannut

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Me and the boys bypassing the Greek Metaxas Line

rapid hatch
hybrid dock
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so guys

formal valve
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Me and the boys securing Germany’s iron ore supply

hybrid dock
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RPD, do you think it'll happen

formal valve
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Me and the boys testing captured Soviet technology

hybrid dock
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imagine the RPD

formal valve
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Fun fact: the Creeper is actually a failed Nazi experiment

sweet fulcrum
stoic breach
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Badass Creeper

formal valve
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Aw man

stoic breach
hybrid dock
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I'm like level 25 @rapid hatch

stoic breach
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I'm only level 14

solid hinge
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did bfv get an optimization update in the past handful months? it used to stutter and fail to maintain above 60 fps. now I can do so with competitive spec & 175% res scale.

formal valve
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So we back in the line, got my Turret turning from side to side, side side to side

stoic breach
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I dont have any motivation to play the game

rapid hatch
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Im 32

formal valve
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I’m 40

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Peasant

rapid hatch
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I want to be 40 too

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I want that SS uniform

formal valve
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What SS uniform?

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The mask?

hybrid dock
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not an SS uniform, but ok

rapid hatch
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This black

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SUrE

formal valve
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It’s like a combination of a bunch of shit

rapid hatch
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It Has reasons to hide your face

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For example war crimes

formal valve
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It’s a winter mask....

rapid hatch
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Wtf

midnight nimbus
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> 175% res scale
there's your problem

formal valve
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Why do we always end up talking about the SS when I’m here

midnight nimbus
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133% is sufficient for BFV

formal valve
hybrid dock
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the SS were proud of their crimes lol

rapid hatch
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You nazi @formal valve

uneven oxide
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Here we go again...

formal valve
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Fuck he’s found me out

rapid hatch
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Roberto bruiso is to German

formal valve
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Better pop my cyanide pill

rapid hatch
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Too*

uneven oxide
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Nuremberg, 1945

rapid hatch
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Nürnberg

formal valve
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Well I mean I’m technically a french Italian American

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Lmao

rapid hatch
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Nice

formal valve
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Weird combination I know

rapid hatch
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I Like french

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I Like italian

uneven oxide
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I’m an Ukrainian Polish Romanian English German American Canadian

rapid hatch
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And i Like american

formal valve
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Wew lad

rapid hatch
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But nothing is in bfv

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I mean the country

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@formal valve you playing in ps4?

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On

formal valve
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Italy should invade Greece again. Change my mind

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Nah I’m on Xbox

frank lichen
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Battlefield 1 is better

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Battlefield 5 is getting more hate

stone remnant
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BF1 just was more complete

hot trench
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I believe that's what you call an opinion

frank lichen
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Facts actually.

hot trench
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Nah, opinion

frank lichen
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Facts

stone remnant
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BFV needs to have some more updates to help keep it stable then ye BFV would be great too (in my opinion)

solid hinge
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@uneven oxide lets speak Polish

uneven oxide
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No thanks

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I’m just an Anglophone

solid hinge
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u said u Polish šŸ˜‚

uneven oxide
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Genetically

solid hinge
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Someone bf5 ps4?

formal valve
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Not facts actually

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Just your opinion

uneven oxide
formal valve
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You melon head

stone remnant
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Lol

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Some peeps are just afraid to call their opinions opinions instead of "Facts"

native mural
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In my opinion thats true

solid hinge
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Many people do that these days

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A symptom of the state of mass media

coarse thunder
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Speaking fax out here

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Why I research any story 1 month after it happened at least

stone remnant
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And?

formal valve
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Why does my bad company 2 have an update

rich ember
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i donno

stone remnant
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Because it's "Bad"

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Pun dun dooosh

stoic breach
stiff sky
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why is everyone wowed by cod and why is evryone going crazy that bf is going to die cus of cod

stone remnant
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when you realize gold on tommy gun's drum magazine looks like a wheel of cheese

marble phoenix
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@stiff sky cause COD all of a sudden looks similar to BF

stone remnant
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How has the meaning of food fight evolved so much?

marble phoenix
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Ima skip this COD just like all the other ones, since Black Ops 1

stiff sky
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what so it has tanks and jets and stuff that the player can used as a vehicle not a killstreak

marble phoenix
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give me Bad Company III

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or a new BF Hardline

stone remnant
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No

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Hardline was a joke

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The game modes were fun though

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But everything else was downhill

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(my opinion is not a fact... Just keep that in mind)

stiff sky
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anyone else remember bf 1942 some mpas had a factory that if it was destroyed tickets depleted. were is that game mode. we can see some bombers then

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am i the onlly one thats played bf 1942

midnight nimbus
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BFH with good gun balance would be 11/10

stone remnant
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I've played it before, but it's like a vivid memory now sooo

midnight nimbus
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the level design is beyond anything in main series BF

stone remnant
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It's like me playong BF2 and 3... I only remember 3s story and that's about it :P

stiff sky
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pitty you dont remember games helps alot to see where they came from and how differant they are now

stone remnant
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I have crappy memory

stiff sky
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ok

stone remnant
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BF1 will probably be the only one i truly remember because of the epicness

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Plus it's the only WW1 game by Dice

stiff sky
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yeah it was good. really goooooood

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probs the best ww1 game so far

stone remnant
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And thanks to 1917's movie trailer... I wanna go back to BF1 now

stiff sky
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do it. its amazing

stone remnant
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Also Verdun seemed like a cool ww1 game

steel agate
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Hey all, I've shared this already in the BFEE Discord and got some great feedback, and have shared this with the CMs via Slack. They'll also go up in AHQ and I really want these changes made for BFV and want DICE to hear it, as many players and people I've talked to agree. Anyway, I wanted to hear some more feedback from the BF community. These would be in addition to the fixing of bugs, the hacker problem, and the balancing issues. Sorry in advance for the spam!

stiff sky
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^surpressing FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!

short pecan
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@stiff sky i think the map was called battle for britain or something? im not sure

stiff sky
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cant remebr the map name

short pecan
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it was axis to the south, brits to the north with the channel inbetween

stiff sky
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think there were two maps like this

short pecan
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2 radar stations and a factory that had to be destroyed

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could be, it had been an eternity since i last played 1942

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definitely a fun concept though

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i hope wake island makes it into bf5

stiff sky
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yesssss. and the ships tooo. some 2 pounder x 8 anti air pls. will make torpedos worth it rather than bombs cus torpedo is longer range

late orchid
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I like guns

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Guns go boom

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There's your feedback

short pecan
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i hope they give us actual battleships like in bf1

stone remnant
#

I hope BFV will try giving us Naval battles

steel agate
#

I want air-naval only carrier assault

late orchid
#

I'd kill for something like that in the pacific theater

steel agate
#

Planes must destroy enemy carriers, half the players get planes, half man the carrier guns.

stone remnant
#

Then if they give us Naval battles theres an idea for a Grand Op for hunting the Bismark

short pecan
#

maybe they'll add submarines as well but i highly doubt it

hoary condor
#

No armour and came 2nd Firestorm 6 kills.. not bad for a first game

stone remnant
#

Though thw bomber squad should be the old run down bi planes cause that's what destroyed the Bismark

crimson vault
#

Anyone down for some BfV or Bf1 I'm in room 6

hoary condor
#

!!lfg

ruby trailBOT
#

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Head over to the Looking For Games channel category.
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#lfg-pc #lfg-xbox #lfg-playstation

dusky badge
#

Which sniper should I gold plate next? The enfield or the m.95?

pure lion
#

@short pecan

maybe they'll add submarines as well but i highly doubt it
They thought about putting it in BF 1

upper vault
#

LOL I just saw someone make this comment: Al Soon Done

stone remnant
#

crickets chirping

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Jk jk it's pretty funny

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:3

short pecan
#

"""""""soon""""""""

coarse thunder
#

Good thing that doesn't work

slim swan
#

Lul

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yeah

#

Cause theres 11k + people in here

#

You do that

#

Thats alot of P.O people

twilit moon
#

Um...everyone?

#

oh he deleted the message..

short pecan
#

i hope they dont fuck it up

#

such a huge update is probably gonna break a bunch of things

solid hinge
dense bone
#

what are we at? like 40k people?

#

you think you can @ 40k people?

short pecan
#

i wonder how they are gonna handle the cosmetics for japan and the US

marble phoenix
#

i dont want to be in that @

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whoever trying to do it lol

short pecan
#

laziest way would be to just make everything available from the UK and germany

coarse thunder
#

Prob the same as they handled it so far

short pecan
#

japanese soldiers in german uniforms

coarse thunder
#

Since most of the Brit cosmetics are actually American in the base

short pecan
#

yeah germany-japan is gonna be more tricky definitely

coarse thunder
#

I'd expect Japan to have some Japanese+Chinese stuff, may not be period accurate

marble phoenix
#

as long as they got a Hatori Hanzo (Katana melee weapon) for Jap faction im good

#

WOOO!

coarse thunder
#

They'd put it

marble phoenix
#

that would be FIRE @steady nymph

short pecan
#

i personally wouldnt mind having german cosmetics on japs and vice versa but I know that a lot of people would be against it

coarse thunder
#

I'd be surprised if it was standalone and not with a gas mask or eye patch or some shit

#

I know they existed but they just look dumb to me in combat

#

Sniping with the dominant eye bandaged would be like

short pecan
#

isnt there a helmet for allied

gloomy kraken
#

Like in MGS:PW Where you aim with your eye patched eye?

short pecan
#

where one eye is covered

marble phoenix
#

Meh Snake and anybody else from the MGS series are Super Soldiers

#

That eye patch meant nothing lol

coarse thunder
#

Yeah

marble phoenix
#

And we also had a patch-esque type headgear in BFV already

coarse thunder
#

Royal Motivations I think

marble phoenix
#

think it was called Wild Ones

coarse thunder
#

I chuckled when I saw it

marble phoenix
#

yeaaa Royal motivation was one too i think

#

i might be twisting the names

gloomy kraken
#

You hit someones head

marble phoenix
#

PING!

gloomy kraken
#

Headshot

coarse thunder
#

B I G headshot hitbox

woeful snow
#

Tried the Panzer 38T out yesterday, been missing out on tanking lol.

glossy locust
#

when will DICE add a queue system for vehicles. Can anyone explain to me why a queue system is a bad idea?

#

it seems so obvious i don't understand why it's not in the game

marble phoenix
#

there used to be one i thought?

#

like you could see the timer counting down for vehicles, similar to deploy timer

glossy locust
#

yes so if it's available that still is in teh game

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so like you are the first to click when the round starts it will count down until it's avail or until you can spawn

#

but other than that it's first come first serve

gloomy kraken
#

It was better when vehicles spawned on the map So you can pick one anytime you want (when one is available) without having to commit suicide.

glossy locust
#

but what's really different about that compared to the menu

#

that was just in your home base

#

so people would literally camp the spot in the home base

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sometimes troll and kill the person if they "stole" their vehicle

#

this system would be still first come first serve you just sign up, when the vehicle is ready it ask, SPawn in vehicle y/n?

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say yes you spawn say no it moves to next in queue

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probably have it so you could only queue for one or max like 2-3

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at a time

marble phoenix
#

i mean either way, ima blow you up in whatever vehicle you accept to ride

glossy locust
#

ha, yeah i just never really use vehicles anymore

#

and i think a lot of players don't you have players that wait in spawn to use them and then the rest

#

it's not a great system

solid hinge
#

Um

#

Who tagged

#

Tsk

#

i feel like the next game is going ti be futuristic + a modern game remaster

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3 or bc2

rich ember
#

UGGGGGGGGGGGH

#

yeah but a remaster isn't necessary

#

idfk

twin current
#

It has Titans and shit

#

mechs

#

idk

#

Personally I want a modern game like BF3 and 4

#

"The soil not covered by ice can only feed a fraction of the Earth’s population, and players choose to fight for one of two military super powers in an epic battle for survival: The European Union or the newly formed Pan Asian Coalition. Introducing a futuristic art style, science fiction weaponry, and the asymmetric game mode Titan, Battlefield 2142 still has a hardcore following that doesn’t want to leave the future behind"

slim swan
#

BFBC3

#

pls

twin current
#

yeah that's what the rumor is

#

BFBC3 for the new consoles

turbid topaz
#

I would cum

slim swan
#

wow

rich ember
#

@slim swan i'm telling you, you don't want BC3. You think you want it, but it'll never live up to whatever expectations you have.

#

You'll just end up disappointed.

slim swan
#

i mean im just up for whatever

rich ember
#

@steady nymph idfk.

turbid topaz
#

I want BC6

rich ember
#

Like, the only reason they would do BC3 is to capitalize on people's nostalgia for Bad Company, mainly Bad Company 2. They don't know what made it popular. But they'll toss the name on it if they think it will sell.

turbid topaz
#

The destruction in BC2 was fun

rich ember
#

no different than the destruction in battlefield games afterwards.

gray glade
#

it was a bit much in bc2 tho

twin current
#

What made the Bad Company series different than the normal series? Why were they named "Bad Company" instead of just "Battlefield X" or whatever

gray glade
#

there was so much destruction in at least rush that many times where i played there were no buildings left, no covers to hide behind anywhere

gloomy kraken
#

Bad company introduced the demolition

twin current
#

cool

gloomy kraken
#

Why use a door when you can make your own?

rich ember
#

Bad Company was a less serious story. That was basically the main appeal of it.

gloomy kraken
#

The comedy was best

#

That was a levolution

slim swan
#

shangai

gray glade
#

yeah, destroying the pillars by the skyscraper on shanghai brought it down

slim swan
#

cant spell

gray glade
#

its not as populated as it was

#

and will prolly be even less so when new cod comes out

#

i wouldnt buy it unless you can find it on sale for like reaaaal cheap

gloomy kraken
#

Some times it can be found for 5€

gray glade
#

yeah i meant sale online

#

but u wanna check if ppl in your region still play it

#

šŸ˜„

turbid topaz
#

There should still be lots of people playing it

sullen moth
#

Yeah there is a lot of people playing it

#

You can find a server pretty ez

#

Trust me

#

I recommend bf3 and 4 also hardline if you want

#

They are all good games

#

just search up reviews

short pecan
#

hardline is literally dead on pc though, i think console has still a small playerbase left

sullen moth
#

Yeah it’s dead

#

Really dead

#

But on ps4 it has a lot of players

shy nova
#

do you guys think battlefield Vietnam will do as successful as modern age?

fast gyro
#

In ps3 it has about 200 player still active in bfh lol

vast sinew
#

Do legendary weapon skins exist?

echo glen
#

Not yet

#

The highest tier is purple gear

gloomy kraken
#

Only Legendaries are the Elites.

hybrid dock
#

pretty sure epic is pink

echo glen
#

Yeah sorry pink my bad

stone remnant
#

I like how Cod MW is gonna have 100 player ground war, but Battlefield can't count pass 48... Or was it 60... I forgot the highest battlefield got to tbh

hybrid dock
#

64

#

32 vs 32

stone remnant
#

Fudge i was close

hybrid dock
#

I think it's an engine issue

stone remnant
#

Gotta make a better engine it seems

hybrid dock
#

frostbite is really complicated

#

so complicated that it makes developing the game harder

midnight nimbus
#

as if 64p wasn't already hard enough to balance and make maps for šŸ¤”

stone remnant
#

So is our wants and needs, but it doesn't stop us from wanting more :P

midnight nimbus
#

64p would be really fun for vehicle play 😃

stone remnant
#

Have plane battles with 32 v 32

#

Change my mind

midnight nimbus
#

dogfighting is silliness

#

prisoners dilemma man

stone remnant
#

No

#

Tank battles are silly

midnight nimbus
#

yes vehicle v vehicle in general is silly

stone remnant
#

Ship battles and plane battles are epic

midnight nimbus
#

bc of prisoners dilemma

stone remnant
#

Why is it called "prisoners dilemma"?

midnight nimbus
#

game theory concept

#

why would the two vehicles waste ammo and health fighting each other

#

when it's to their mutual benefit just killing infy

#

you see it unintentionally happen once in awhile in BF

icy sluice
#

I've destroyed three PZ IVs as a PZ IV

solid hinge
#

like when all the planes in the air are bombers

#

waste of time to attempt shooting each other

languid flare
#

Has there ever been a T72 in Battlefield

midnight nimbus
#

yeah when you have bomber vs bomber, the true competition is who can kill the other team's infy faster

languid flare
#

Sometimes I line up and the only plane in the sky

#

hits me and nobody else

icy sluice
#

I do like destroying a JU-88 A in like 5 seconds with the explosive 50. cal

solid hinge
#

blen mk1 is an honourary fighter

midnight nimbus
#

in those 5 seconds you need to kill a Ju88 and get one kill, you can kill more than one infy 😃

icy sluice
#

Yeah but now, we're not losing tickets as fast

hybrid dock
#

pretty sure there was t72 in bf2

midnight nimbus
#

the real competition is making the other team lose tickets faster

hybrid dock
#

and the t90 is just a t72 upgrade

icy sluice
#

Eh fuck that, I'm helping my team

midnight nimbus
#

imagine 128p BF with the B-29 Superfortress šŸ˜

uneven oxide
#

Gimme the V2 already

weak marsh
#

Can we have the Pacific right now ?

icy sluice
#

October

weak marsh
#

Wait didn't the chapter finish in September ?

icy sluice
#

!!roadmap

glossy locust
#

can't get in a game?

weak marsh
#

But then why the chapter ToW finish in September ?

split cloud
#

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stone remnant
#

I'm sad i won't be playing BFV when the private servers will be a thing ;-;

icy sluice
#

English Please

#

по английски ŠæŠ¾Š¶Š°Š»ŃƒŠ¹ŃŃ‚Š°

#

Private Games will stay after September...

#

The good thing about Private Games is that you can play Limited TIme game modes

steel agate
#

And customize server settings to what's really fun.

#

1600-2000 ticket Operation Underground 24/7 No Explosives

icy sluice
#

Pretty much what'll happen

#

MMG only Operation Underground

#

No, 25/7 is more correct

vestal locust
#

"English #@!$, do you speak it?" -Samuel L Jackson

#

lol

stone remnant
#

Yeah but I'll be in College and ain't planning on taking my Xbox Aufk

solid hinge
#

I just got banned for no reason?

#

Has anyone else had this issue

#

I know a few months ago they had a mistake ban wave

rich ember
#

are you sure you got banned

terse cypress
#

Imagine being in 2019 and have no killcam.

rich ember
#

imagine dragons

terse cypress
#

I do all the time.

weak marsh
#

The chapter end 19th September

#

So that's strange

terse cypress
#

Makes sense

#

Noones even gonna play battlefield 19th

weak marsh
#

Ahahahahah

icy sluice
#

Game is still very populated

terse cypress
#

Ye, it's strange

#

But on the 19th it's over.

#

I just downloaded Battlefield now to test if I was able to play a slow af game, turns it, it's gonna go okay.

weak marsh
#

Yes it is indeed, and it will become even more with the Pacific

#

I will finally be able to use a StG44 as a Japanese soldier lol

prime pine
#

Fg42 as a a japanese soldier as well kek

icy sluice
#

Considering a majority of games allowed you to use any gun as any faction, I don't really care

weak marsh
#

Yes that goes to my Japanese support

#

As a medic i suggest to use the MAB38 because 50 or 100 of them where shipped to Japan for field use

#

Or also MP28 / MP34 since also they used this

prime pine
#

Yeah raptor thats exactly the thibg

#

WaW allowed you to do it

#

It woukd be awkward but who gives a damn.

icy sluice
#

Yeah it's a game, not a documentary lol

weak marsh
#

In BF42 before the patch none of the Japanese soldiers was using Japanese weapons

#

Only germans guns like Kar 98k, StG44, MP18 and so on

#

But after they added the Type 4 rifle and the Type 99 LMG

solid hinge
#

So basically what bfv is gonna do

#

šŸ¤”

weak marsh
#

Yup basically yeah

solid hinge
#

They're gonna have to a country list or it isnt gonna work

weak marsh
#

Every weapon is tied to a faction

#

The MP40 is GER

#

While the Breda 35 PG is ITA

#

And so on with every weapon

prime pine
#

If im correct. The weapons were reskins

#

Some of them

weak marsh
#

In BF1942 most of it yes

icy sluice
#

In Battlefield 2, the MEC shotgun was better than the USA Shotgun

weak marsh
#

Strange

late orchid
#

Omg I died

#

This game sucks

#

Imagine having a game that isn't Tailored directly to you

icy sluice
#

Pretty much how people act tbh

#

OH MY GOD, I CAN'T KILL 20 PEOPLE WITH ONE SUOMI MAG, THIS GAME SUCKS

late orchid
#

OMFG THIS IS ALL DICES FAULT

rich ember
#

DICE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THE CHEATERS I'M NOT REPORTING, THEY SHOULD'VE BEEN BANNED 7 HOURS AGO

icy sluice
#

BOYCOTT

late orchid
#

Gotta blame dice man

rich ember
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

late orchid
#

I AM NEVER BUYING ANOTHER DICE GAME

#

YOU HAVE LOST MY BUSINESS

icy sluice
#

goes ahead to buy the next DICE game and the cycle continues but
BATTLEFIELD V WAS A GROUNDBREAKING MASTERPIECE

late orchid
#

Says too the multi billion doller company

night glade
#

@late orchid

opaque pawn
#

MORE LIKE 7 SECONDS AGOOOO

late orchid
#

Son

#

What are you doing here

night glade
#

I'm enjoying a mediocre video game

late orchid
#

Ah so same old same old

rich ember
#

I'd argue if there were less people buying into this, then there'd be more motivation to make shit work better.

late orchid
#

Yea

#

Buttttttt

icy sluice
#

Did you try strikethrough or something? what was that?

late orchid
#

Who gives a damn give me epic skin

rich ember
#

yes i tried it but i fucked up

#

so fuck it we're doing it live

icy sluice
#

~~around the text~~

late orchid
#

You soiled it

rich ember
#

I know how strikethrough works.

late orchid
#

SOILED IT

rich ember
#

anyway fuck it we're doing it live

late orchid
#

I played this game all day. Throughout the whole session I kept thinking to myself "this is cool and all but I'd rather kamakazi with a Japanese zero"

#

Like imagine a specialist for the zero that does 4x damage on direct hits if you kamakazi

#

Come on that'd be epic

night glade
#

@late orchid Did you just get the game?

late orchid
#

Yea

#

Time to kill is amazing

night glade
#

Killing people feels good in this game

late orchid
#

Really good

#

Especially headshots

#

That "ting" is sooo satisfying

night glade
#

Marita with a shotgun is literally Doom

rich ember
#

E1M1 intensifies

late orchid
#

Lewis guns piss me off

#

I've been on this game all of 8 hours and the two things I know will piss me off are lewis guns and at snipers

night glade
#

AT snipers make me angry

late orchid
#

They 1 tap body which is fucktarded

gray saffron
#

now i gotta play marita while putting on the classic doom theme

night glade
#

They're always sitting in a corner across the map and one shot you with a body shot

rich ember
#

just don't get hit lol

late orchid
#

Makes me want to punch a dolphin

night glade
#

There are dolphins on a map I think

late orchid
#

O?

#

Little bustard's about to get smacked

gray saffron
#

dude, dolphins are intelligent. you'll hurt their feelings 😦

late orchid
#

Dolphins are pricks

rich ember
#

no they're not

night glade
#

I'm excited for the future maps, that's all I really care about tbh

rich ember
#

what has a dolphin ever done to you

night glade
#

and hopefully new cool gamemodes

late orchid
#

They stole my bionicoles

rich ember
#

šŸ¤”

late orchid
#

I really hope the pacific theater has some real naval combat

lost pike
#

BFV is 🤔

rich ember
#

fuck boats.

late orchid
#

Like battleships from bf1

icy sluice
#

"New Vehicle: Boats"

rich ember
#

@lost pike you is 🤔

late orchid
#

A map with only naval and air combat

#

Yes yes

lost pike
#

😤

rich ember
#

gottem

late orchid
#

I'll be sorely disappointed if japs don't yell BONZIIIIII when they bayonet charge

formal valve
#

They should have some marine life on the pacific maps

#

Like maybe some fish

rotund beacon
#

And you should be able to knife them

formal valve
#

...

#

Why?

granite pine
#

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø just reading this conversation šŸ˜‚

gray saffron
#

cause we're all cold blooded killers 😦

rotund beacon
#

Cause I want to stab a fish

formal valve
#

...

#

K

gray saffron
#

i think the phrase: "shoot everything that moves" doesn't apply to animals too though 😦 leave ocean bambi alone! 😦

formal valve
rotund beacon
#

😿

late orchid
#

I want to punch a dolphin

gray saffron
#

go to mercury

late orchid
#

Nani

gray saffron
#

dolphin in there, if you truly want to punch one 😦

#

you can find him the easiest in that harbor-like area

coarse thunder
#

There's dolphins on mercury?

gray saffron
#

yeap

#

like the whale in narvik šŸ˜„

prime pine
#

Has a perfect game with no revives

#

squad leader exits and takes everyone with them

#

Why do they give idiots the power in this game

coarse thunder
#

Don't you have to consent to that

prime pine
#

I honestly dont know

marble phoenix
#

Yea you gotta accept

prime pine
#

Then why in the fucking world did it take me out

marble phoenix
#

Well on PS4 it asks do you want to go with the squad leader

prime pine
#

There wasnt a prompt it simply made me leave the game when i joinedthe squad

marble phoenix
#

It might be a button your pressing before the timer shows

prime pine
#

I know theres a button for the timing

#

But for some reason it decided to entirely kick me out

#

There wasnt even an error message

marble phoenix
#

Oh wait, maybe the squad leader kicked you?

formal valve
#

What am I doing with my life lmao

#

I’m watching a 9 hour 13 minute YouTube documentary on Operation Crusader

marble phoenix
#

Down the YT rabbit hole you go

coarse thunder
#

From TIK?

formal valve
#

Yes

coarse thunder
#

What a downfall for him

formal valve
#

?

coarse thunder
#

TIK's recent views and videos (dumb political stuff iirc) got him knocked down quite a few in terms of historical credibility

#

If only he just stuck to military history

formal valve
#

Honestly looking at his last few videos the views are just not consistent ever

#

They just go up and down

#

The only politics videos I remember recently from him were I think the Holocaust denial one the one about the Cambridge thing

#

I like him tho, he explains everything in detail

coarse thunder
#

He also called historians deliberately ignorant and that nazis are socialist

formal valve
#

I think I remember that

#

I’ll have to watch that again

#

Well, aren’t Nazis Socialist tho?

#

Like kinda?

coarse thunder
#

No

formal valve
#

National Socialists

coarse thunder
#

Plus those matters have to be viewed in 1930s-40s lenses instead of modern politics

#

Oxy Moron

formal valve
#

Eh, I think he’s still a good guy

#

So what if they had a bad take

#

Extra credits had a bad take but I still like their history vids

marble phoenix
#

Can’t front I think all negative things when I see the word ā€œNaziā€

coarse thunder
#

Bad take doesn't explain how bad TIK fell down the rabitt hole

marble phoenix
formal valve
#

We don’t really need to discuss it

#

I know what he’s talking about

late orchid
#

At sniper really makes me want too commit toaster bath

#

And go outside

solid hinge
#

Goldmud railway sucks

#

MG42 is the best MMG

#

Good for banishing people out of existence

steel agate
#

Please comment on these 21 "small" features request if you have any thoughts or further suggestions:

#

Thanks in advance! 😃

formal valve
#

A Separate voice channel for vehicle players?

#

Shit, that’s gotta be one of the best ideas anyone’s ever had

solid hinge
#

Add making Silver Dagger gray instead of white @steel agate

formal valve
#

Lmao

solid hinge
#

Customize tankers/pilots is actually what I’ve really wanted for a while tho

viral turtle
#

i’m bouta get bf3 on xbox one and idk if there are a good amount of lobbies

formal valve
#

There are

viral turtle
#

do the xbox one lobbies and xbox 360 lobbies combine?

formal valve
#

They are all Xbox 360 lobbies

#

It’s backwards compatibility

viral turtle
#

so while i’m playing on xbox one in still playing in the 360 lobbies?

#

im*

prime pine
#

Yes

viral turtle
#

do u think bf4 is good

languid flare
#

the best one but ok

solid hinge
#

Bruh, in some random server i said Hello im a M36 and im looking for a tiger to penetrate, i got muted

#

Bruh

#

Uncultured humans

fathom pebble
lavish raptor
#

whatgs the best sniper in bfv

#

@solid hinge whats the one shot you mentioned when i asked about bfv

compact oxide
#

@lavish raptor best sniper is the RSC

formal valve
#

Hey guys

compact oxide
#

Make sure to use 6x and hipfire setup

formal valve
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So you know how he combat medic increases melee range?

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I think it does more than that

lavish raptor
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i got the game last night and am level 8 on my m95

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as a reference for my preferendce

compact oxide
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@formal valve it does

formal valve
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Every melee I’ve gotten has been a one hit, and the animations go faster

lavish raptor
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this game has atleast 10x less bugs then bf1 i dont understand why i was told it wasnt worth the money

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literally only reason i can think of is the fact that aimcone is gone

compact oxide
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It increases the angle at which you get the 1 hit

lavish raptor
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bf1 players need to git gud i guess

formal valve
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Oooh ok

compact oxide
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Doesn't increase speed though

formal valve
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It also seems to increase he speed

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Idk

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It looks like it does tho

lavish raptor
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whats the 1 shot gun tho

formal valve
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I did a headbutt animation twice this round, one as medic and one not as medic, and the one with medic seems slightly faster

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Idk

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It could be me just seeing things

compact oxide
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@lavish raptor bfv has less bugs than BF1? Yikes good one

lavish raptor
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in my experience yeah

formal valve
lavish raptor
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tho thats my experience

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and in my time it seems its a coinflip if youll experience what others do based on your install

compact oxide
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Imo though the best snipers are the self loading rifles

lavish raptor
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but raw gameplay wise, havent seen much if any bugs that i can even remember. and it seems 10x more fluid and skill based

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i love the fact my guns dont shoot left and right of whjere i aim

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im leveling fast because i am spend time practicing competitive games

formal valve
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Idk guys, should we tell him wha the one shot rifle is?

compact oxide
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I have the completely opposite experience tbh, BFV seems very skill devoid

formal valve
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Do we want make another monster?

lavish raptor
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do it

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šŸ‘€

compact oxide
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Nooo

lavish raptor
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i like medic more

formal valve
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It’s a dark path you’ll never return from @lavish raptor

compact oxide
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Use the ZH or 1906

lavish raptor
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just wanna grind recon for the clothing

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heheh

compact oxide
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Ooh or if you do medic trombono WearyOk

lavish raptor
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but the m95 headshot

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mmhmmmhmmh

void shell
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Lol same, I’m a shitty recon but wanted those trench coats

lavish raptor
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im great at recon but

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i dont like playing as it because i need to support team

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as not tryna ride my own cock

compact oxide
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Recon still my most played in BFV

lavish raptor
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but literally no one plays support

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so its like play medic or lose the game

compact oxide
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And I get more revives as recon Yikes

lavish raptor
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oh i love that 2 that you can revive squad mates

void shell
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I’m a medic main but feel stuck if I want to switch

lavish raptor
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thats amazing for when your team doesnt fucking play medic

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literally amazing feature

void shell
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Everyone can revive dude

lavish raptor
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how

void shell
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You’re own squad mates that is

compact oxide
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I've always been a medic main but the SMGs are a real downer

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I've always wanted semi autos and heals

formal valve
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AHHHH

void shell
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and if your not reviving your squad mates you’re not doing it right

lavish raptor
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garand medic

formal valve
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FUCKING BOYS AT

compact oxide
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@steady nymph scout

formal valve
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^

lavish raptor
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assault has fucking amazing guns as is

formal valve
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ahhh

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FUCKING boys

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This gun is cancer