battlefield-legacy-titles

[stoic breach]

Its why the Trombone is so good

[coarse thunder]

You're always at a disadvantage with 1.5x iron sights

[stoic breach]

Yeah

Thats why its shit in BFV

[solid hinge]

oooooo

[stoic breach]

Cant use straight pull with any scope

Dont get that sweet zoom

[solid hinge]

every time a streamer does somethin good

[stoic breach]

Its maddening

[solid hinge]

they always have to scream LETS GOOO

[coarse thunder]

Like I want to use irons on the Kar98k but no

[stoic breach]

Trombone has straight pull with any scope though

[solid hinge]

trombone is an instrument

i hope u are not shooting an instrument

ik ik im too funny

[stoic breach]

Absolute joker

[rapid hatch]

Lmao

[solid hinge]

ikr

parp

headshots 3 people in 2 seconds

stupid medic superiority

what if

I didnt use the tromboncinos grenade launcher

[stoic breach]

Haha

@oblique parcel hell yeah brother

🤠

[solid hinge]

trombone nade launcher into revolver is a true combo

[stoic breach]

Also anyone defending bolt actions by saying "just hit headshots" thats what the Tromboncino is for

[solid hinge]

tfw not only is the trombone superior to bolts but it gets a GRENADE LAUNCHER

[stoic breach]

Tromboncino is a fucking flick machine

[solid hinge]

tromboncino

[stoic breach]

Yeah its great

Snutten pls

[solid hinge]

I use its grenade launcher only

[upper vault]

Bruh

[solid hinge]

omg

i thought of an amazing war story

about hiroshima and nagasaki

I guess not

bombing civilians is probably a no-no

theyre too scared to show a swastika

shhshs

stop outthinking my 31 iq brain

if I cant banzai as a lady im going to be very disappointed

how come they have women in this game

like wat

[stoic breach]

To sell cosmetics to female players

[solid hinge]

ah

[stoic breach]

Which has worked

[solid hinge]

I need to know how to disable the console

in bf4

it's fucking bullshit

[woeful snow]

I just wish they would add a matching top for the Kraken camo pants.

[solid hinge]

@stoic breach did you just say that they included female representation to cater to female players?

So I can have a tactical advantage by throwing off the hardcore gamers with my terrifying womanly screams

if so, that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard

i hate those bloody female screams

[stoic breach]

Why?

[solid hinge]

especially with planes

its just

Ben proving my point

[stoic breach]

Making more money is dumb?

[solid hinge]

AAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa

because the female audience is miniscule in the gaming community

😏

there would be no reason to cater to them

[woeful snow]

[solid hinge]

they included female characters to be diverse, and in some cases accurate

[stoic breach]

Yeah gamer girls arent real man

[solid hinge]

there really are more girls playing games than you'd expect

[woeful snow]

Grills don't play games

[solid hinge]

because believe it or not, women fought on the frontlines in world war 2

just no reason to reveal it when your average gamer either throws 5 slurs per minute at you or offers to suck your toes

only a few.

[woeful snow]

@solid hinge LOL yeah I want a top so it looks like the waffen special forces lol

[solid hinge]

"only a few"

neither is very preferable

hundreds of thousands were deployed on just the eastern front

[stoic breach]

Sucking toes sounded funny

Upvote

[solid hinge]

not to mention german women

who were forced to fight towards the end of the war

thank you, thank you, I'm here all week

[gray glade]

they didnt fight on the frontlines though

[solid hinge]

they fucking did

^

[stoic breach]

You'll be here until I ask you to add me on psn

[woeful snow]

In Stalingrad, yeah.

[solid hinge]

YES THEY DID

not just in stalingrad

[gray glade]

german women on the frontlines?

[woeful snow]

Also the mad witches pilots.

[solid hinge]

throughout the whole fucking war

german women fought towards the end of the war

because they had to

cuz they were runnin outta soldiers

[woeful snow]

Nah, not throughout the whole war. German women didn't fight either. It was old men and children in the end.

[solid hinge]

russian women fought throughout the whole war

[stoic breach]

[gray glade]

The H man had a tough time for them even helping to produce tanks

and you're saying he allowed them on the front lines

:d

[solid hinge]

but none of the "women didn't fight on the frontlines" shit doesn't matter because multiplayer doesn't have to be accurate

[woeful snow]

It'd be cool if there was a mission you could play as lyudmila. Oh that's right, still waiting for the Soviets in the game

[stoic breach]

I wanna change the gun for my tanker

Sten fucking sucks

Its worse than shit

[solid hinge]

did you know that the pak-40 could one-shot almost any allied tank?

[coarse thunder]

The USSR employed 800,000 women in the Red Army but a significant amount of those were relegated to medical duties, traffic guards, etc. Only a few thousand fought at any given time.

Don't take this as me being against "muh wahmen in vidya" but it's still true

[solid hinge]

tfw default cosmetics and unmodded sten for pilots and tankers

how cruel

[gray glade]

i wonder if we'll ever see the soviets in bfv

[stoic breach]

Could be modded and it'd still suck

[coarse thunder]

And I'm not against women being a possible player character in bf5

[solid hinge]

why aren't people complaining about artillery inaccuracies if you care about historical accuracy so much

[woeful snow]

@coarse thunder Yeah ppl just don't read sadly. Revisionist history ftw xD lol.

[solid hinge]

there werent any women in 10010120 BC smh

in fact, why stop there? did you know that stukas could easily disable a tank with one bomb?

where's the accuracy there?

[woeful snow]

@gray glade probably the last faction to be put in, sadly.

[gray glade]

yeah prolly

[solid hinge]

why don't you run out of fuel?

[stoic breach]

Oh man imagine german planes being even stronger than they are

[solid hinge]

why isn't the game ultra realistic

[fathom crown]

this game has such watered down content

[solid hinge]

did u know that the angry man with a moustache actually had parkinsons

towards the end of the war

[woeful snow]

Or imagine only using weapons for the faction you're playing as.

[gray glade]

because this is an arcadey game

[stoic breach]

Realistic is what BFV half tried to do

[woeful snow]

Or only spawning once.

[solid hinge]

implying the 1k bomb doesn't disable a tank in one hit

[woeful snow]

Imagine dying in 1 shot.

[stoic breach]

Should've just taken the BF1 approach

[woeful snow]

Imagine no mini map

[solid hinge]

Did you know you only had one bandage irl?

[woeful snow]

chill out man LMAO

[solid hinge]

historical accuracy and realism in the multiplayer doesn't matter because the multiplayer will never be realistic

in the campaign however

[woeful snow]

Imagine being marched off to death because you lost a battle.

Imagine being a POW.

Give me a break dude.

[solid hinge]

it definitely matters, and they nailed the realism and historical accuracy there

did u know the germans made the first ever jet fighter/bomber

yes

[gray glade]

did you know that the germans had to eat food to survive

[solid hinge]

NOOOO

omg

[coarse thunder]

Isn't that very debatable though

[woeful snow]

LMAO

[solid hinge]

i didnt know that

[coarse thunder]

About the jet bomber

[solid hinge]

how?

the me262?

[woeful snow]

ME-262. What a jet.

[solid hinge]

except for its 10 hour engines

the jet was first invented by germans

and its unreliable engines blowing up

[coarse thunder]

The first to use it in combat but possibly not the first jet aircraft

[woeful snow]

Hey they sent us Muricans off into space too. Even tho he should've probably went to jail. Wehrner.

[solid hinge]

hearing is not believing

You don’t need food to survive who the fuck made that shit up

u do tho

oh that was a joke

@coarse thunder no, it was the first

my oopsie

guys....

did u know that..

if the allies had invented the jet to any capacity, they would have used it for war

MY NAME IS PETER MULLER

because they would have had to

did u know that

planes flew in ww2

and

did stuff

Wowzers

[coarse thunder]

No what they allies had was pretty good at the time

[woeful snow]

Wowee. Tell me more plz Madlad lol.

[solid hinge]

the movie red tails is very realistic

especially the manoeuvre with the p51 mustang

[woeful snow]

LOL

[solid hinge]

Did you know ww2 was the Second World War?

[stoic breach]

I put mustang on my hotdogs

[gray glade]

i feel we got off topic

[solid hinge]

but this is technically about ww2

= battlefield v

[gray glade]

its not really about bfv 😄

[stoic breach]

Stretch mode

[woeful snow]

[solid hinge]

therefore the quantum reactors manipulate the celluar strech machine

[stoic breach]

That fucking emote

200 IQ

[solid hinge]

i hate it when germans just go ahead and do blitzkrieg

[coarse thunder]

The 1939-1942 experience

[woeful snow]

The 1939-1942 experience. LOL.

[coarse thunder]

Blitzkrieg went stopkrieg in 1943

[solid hinge]

guyys

remember the fateful day

of battle of america

[icy sluice]

I play on 100% Stick Sensitivity and because of that people think I use a mouse

[woeful snow]

Blitzkrieg got to the Volga, went from 350k to 90k and got marched to death to SIberia.

Got encircled btw too.

[solid hinge]

I am watching a series

if the nazis won

tis called the man in the high castle

[stoic breach]

Nazi megastructures

[woeful snow]

Got encircled multiple times from Russia to Germany.

FeelsBadMan.

[solid hinge]

Lol caucasus was a big mistake

It’s a good series

Until the last season

only just started watching it smh

got 40+ hours nonstop to go

Then it goes a bit overboard

Magiot line is the best meme of ww2

Wack

guys

isnt it funny

[coarse thunder]

Bob semple more likte it

[solid hinge]

when theres memes about france surrendering

[coarse thunder]

Haha french surrender haha

[solid hinge]

omg

Dude thats their best tactic

yet france has the highest amount of victories in battles than any other country

[stoic breach]

Hurdur french surrender

[solid hinge]

😂

More like invade France though Belgium

omg

[coarse thunder]

Cheese eating sUrReNdEr MoNkEys

[woeful snow]

Look up videos in color of German occupation of France during ww2. They're just hanging out in cafes, having drinks and the time of their life.

[solid hinge]

Bruh

Twice

Rip denmark am I right

i thought of a beautiful invention for the french

An army?

Guillotine

I mean what

they airdrop baguettes into france and put kollibris inside of them

liberators

no

i mean tthat yet

yes

[woeful snow]

:Didn't they airdrop kolibris tho? LMAO

[solid hinge]

I meant kolibri sorry

why no guillotines? ;-;

got confused lol

ugh

im making myself think of apple airdrop

like as in phones

👀

no one:

The guy who watched one oversimplified video on ww2: The Expert

[coarse thunder]

Germanic Hordes

[stoic breach]

Apple airdrop

👽

[solid hinge]

roman times again ayee

[woeful snow]

@solid hinge

[solid hinge]

i do actually have a friend

who is exactly like that

and i don't like him

so he aint my friend

[coarse thunder]

Haha Red army no gun winter haha

[solid hinge]

just watch hoi4 facepalm

i dont get battlefield

it went

battlefield 4

battlefield 1

battlefield v

5

[gray glade]

yeah?

[solid hinge]

why 415

why not 456

i need answers

[coarse thunder]

It's like the Xbox One

[solid hinge]

Bad companyyyy ;—-;

[gray glade]

they said they never did battlefield 1

[woeful snow]

So technically Battlefield II is next?

[solid hinge]

actually

[gray glade]

so they went BF 1 = cuz ww1 and they never made a battlefield 1 before

[solid hinge]

I learnt all of my history knowledge off of call of duty: WW2

415 is interesting number

[gray glade]

and then 5, cuz thats after 4, and it works nicely when written like V

[solid hinge]

Wait no its 4h15

well

battlefield 1 was my first battlefield game

so

im new to the

[stoic breach]

Imagine if BFV was just a reskin of BF1 with different maps

[solid hinge]

:/

[stoic breach]

Would actually just be better

[solid hinge]

Bet

imagine

if there was a war story

where u had to go undercover and kill funny moustache man

like the hindenburg disaster

I want a indiana jones war story

[gray glade]

you truly are a madlad

[solid hinge]

im just saying nonsense now

[woeful snow]

Indiana Jones!!

[solid hinge]

that's what my dad told me

my name is peter muller

kommandant of tiger tank 237

it fits into the timeline indiana met mr.mustache 👀

and i was there#

[woeful snow]

Well, that got a bit off course.

[solid hinge]

who declared war on germany in 1939 (british prime minister)

[woeful snow]

When's Marita coming.

[coarse thunder]

Because they violated Polish neutrality

[solid hinge]

yea but who smh

[stoic breach]

Marita is this Thursday

@woeful snow

[coarse thunder]

The Nazis

[solid hinge]

theres a DLC comin out for GTA so im gonna be playin that

no

which english prime minister

declared war

on germany

[woeful snow]

This Thursday, nice!

[solid hinge]

wanna know something

[stoic breach]

I'm honestly not that excited for it

[solid hinge]

I havent played the newest map yet.....

[stoic breach]

I would take better gameplay over more maps

[coarse thunder]

Chamberlain

[solid hinge]

no wtf

joseph stalin

[stoic breach]

Mercury sucks in conquest and conquest also sucks so yeah

[coarse thunder]

Churchill wasn't pm yet

[solid hinge]

i dont mean mercury

the new one

I’m kinda laughing because I watched a anime that had nazi vampires and yet a game can’t even show anything slightest about the nazis cough bfv

Am i the only one who thought the germans were superior in their engineering

[coarse thunder]

DICE just refuses to acknowledge that there is anything political going on in the game. "Ah yes we have nazis but this game is apolitical"

"Red vs blue"

[solid hinge]

Yup

[gray glade]

i think its cuz companies are afraid that if they allow you to "play nazis" they will get bad publicity

[stoic breach]

I dont think apolitics is necessarily a bad thing

Playing nazis is fine

But germany wouldnt be able to play the game

[solid hinge]

i would kill for a game where u play as germans

[woeful snow]

When they finally release the Soviets, can they make a new game mode? Where to win you encircle the Germans until they have no tickets

[solid hinge]

Omg

[coarse thunder]

Haha red army no gun unlimited manpower haha

[stoic breach]

They should make a gamemode where its chainlink instead of conquest

[solid hinge]

but first u get pushed back a crap ton until a certain point ?

[stoic breach]

And then remove conquest

[solid hinge]

i made a mistake

i bought a russian gas mask replica off amazon

[stoic breach]

Good mistake

[coarse thunder]

I too would like to play a realistic German perspective where you have to spend half of the campaign getting your horse wagon out of the mud

[woeful snow]

LMAO

[solid hinge]

that's what my mother said to me @stoic breach

[coarse thunder]

And then hiding in the bushes when airplanes come overhead

[stoic breach]

[solid hinge]

guys

how come

there are no mistakes

germans

[woeful snow]

Push her through the mud. Git r done!

[solid hinge]

just happy accidents

[coarse thunder]

And then getting to your jump off point and then instantly retreating because the tanks have no gas

[solid hinge]

thats what bob ross said

Yes

not "And then getting to your jump off point and then instantly retreating because the tanks have no gas" but the thing above it

bob ross didnt say And then getting to your jump off point and then instantly retreating because the tanks have no gas

he might have

[woeful snow]

Intriguing.

[solid hinge]

is bob ross dead?

[coarse thunder]

Yes

[solid hinge]

what did he die of

[coarse thunder]

In the physical form

[solid hinge]

the big ass afro ate him

He lives on in our paintings and hearts

[woeful snow]

Bob Ross lives forever. Kind of like Fortnite.

[solid hinge]

ew

fortnite

how

dont compare him to that

so no one likes him except little kids?

[woeful snow]

But they say Fortnite is forever.

I promise mommy I promise!

[solid hinge]

he’s more of a half life or portal than fortnite

[woeful snow]

I'll be good!

[solid hinge]

but they say an event in fortnite happened yesterday

yeah but half life is like an unvaccinated child

they cant get past/to 3

[twin current]

lol

[solid hinge]

you ever say something to someone

and all they reply with is

"mood"

thats my name

thats why i said it

it reminded me

wowie

dw ur not annoying

<3

:0

me and the boys at rifle

Okay thats it I’m shooting your light

ok.

i hate to say this but

I want more fighter planes.

I love piloting

I want the hellcat

I want more planes

gimme planes

idc what it is

Mmmh war thunder 🤤

I play war thunder

Same

but i kinda stopped

everyone was killing me

why

and idk how

oh

i was just going down like a german in berlin

thought you were gonna say you play word of tanks now

I tried that

and deleted it

Lol

never going back

EVER

World of warships is 😏

[coarse thunder]

Well in war thunder you get shot lik 3x by a plane and you die

[solid hinge]

cuz its realistic smh

or can be

yuh

when my pilot gets knocked out

im just like

"WAKE UPPPPP!"

and then i die.

Lol

Lit

I went for the british planes

cuz

nerd

those are the ones im familiar with

aw

I am british

except not that proud to be

So

I bought a pack in bfv

mhm

and I have 1.5k boins rn

so im saving for the gas mask axis woman

People say its bad

but i dont mind

i like the look

omg

• i dont like anything else thats being sold

the last outfit at defyings the odds reminds me of vigil

u watched dunkirk?

good movie

yes

people complained the dogfights were too slow

I disagree

also the tricks they use for the music are amazing

yes

like the gradual ticking getting faster and faster

[coarse thunder]

Tbh since the director refused to use CG it dragged down the quality of Dunkirk itself

[solid hinge]

Nah

it is by Christopher nolan so you know the instruments are lit ;D

yeah

[coarse thunder]

Dunkirk itself wasn't partly destroyed and you can clearly see modern buildings in some shots

The beach was practically empty

[wary tapir]

Ilse Schattenwolf in the video from 5:18 - 6:25 sounds so orgasmic

[solid hinge]

what video

ohhh

[gray glade]

link us up

[solid hinge]

the datamined voices

[wary tapir]

streams and videos

[solid hinge]

yea send us a link

[gray glade]

i cant even see that channel

[wary tapir]

its in the #streams-and-videos

[solid hinge]

ill dm

[coarse thunder]

Ah yes the sounds of Ilse brutally dying are orgasmic

Get a grip man

[gray glade]

geez she sounds so angry

she gives the "angry german woman" a face

though obviously not literally cuz of the damn gas mask

[wary tapir]

well it doesnt rly sound like shes dying until the later on when she says im burning

and im kidding

[solid hinge]

🍆

eggplant

[coarse thunder]

Should've made it truly unique and made the voice muffled by the mask

[solid hinge]

it is a plant

but it does not contain the eggs

Im just saying

Ernst's lines are bugged or somethin

he just repeats the same line 5-6 times when dying

I am getting so sick of this shit netcode

[coarse thunder]

No, idc about that

[solid hinge]

i have one if u want me to make an elite

[wary tapir]

@oblique parcel ;D good point

[solid hinge]

Just got one shot by a G43 like a second after I had crouched into cover

what the

[coarse thunder]

It's just elites are supposed to be unique

[solid hinge]

actual

[stoic breach]

Ok

[solid hinge]

I would not like minecraft sex.

[stoic breach]

Illegal

[gray glade]

i aint clickin on that

its a virus

[stoic breach]

Its #battlefield-legacy-titles mate

[gray glade]

well someone clicked it

[coarse thunder]

Somebody delete

Mods pls

[stoic breach]

Dude nice

[cold trail]

@🥦wozi🥦#4368 Yes?

[solid hinge]

hes spamming "who wants minecraft sex"

[gray glade]

clean him uppppp

[stoic breach]

Clean this fool

[solid hinge]

and some dodgy link

[coarse thunder]

Execute with a kar98k

[solid hinge]

execute with boys AT rifle

[stoic breach]

Hec ya

[wary tapir]

noo dont scroll to much up

[solid hinge]

lmao

XD

ik why

[wary tapir]

i wrote sth about ilse 😳

[opaque cipher]

lol it's a troll site

[pulsar valve]

what is that @quasi lynx

[opaque cipher]

Someone set up a troll page

[strong parrot]

he already gone

[opaque cipher]

Minecraft sex

Pretty funny tbh

[solid hinge]

lmao

[solemn wedge]

[gray glade]

plz setup a ban on that dude

GET RID OF HIM forevaaa

[opaque cipher]

Eh

[solid hinge]

any 6 year old would be more interested in fortnite sex

[gray glade]

we gotta cleanup dis shit

[opaque cipher]

This tbh

[gray glade]

😄

[stoic breach]

🚜

[gray glade]

im with snutt

[woeful snow]

Ilse Schattenwolf?? Come on innn!

[solemn wedge]

#battlefield-legacy-titles

[woeful snow]

When's the new elites dropping?

[stoic breach]

Thursday

[wary tapir]

@woeful snow sometime this week with the update 4.2

[stoic breach]

Either Thursday or next week

Actually yeah next week

[prime pine]

The fuck

[stoic breach]

Fuck the

[solemn wedge]

Just asking to come back to #battlefield-legacy-titles

[sonic rampart]

[solid hinge]

guys

[woeful snow]

Oh everything this week? Nice nice.

[solid hinge]

what if u heard a V1 IRL rn

[stoic breach]

I think elites are next week

[strong parrot]

oh mods are active now, is the guy with the fucked up name going to talk

[prime pine]

Its more likely to come on in on an armoury refresh

[solid hinge]

what if nukes sounded like V1s

[coarse thunder]

If you heard a v1 you wouldn't be able to run

[stoic breach]

Well the files have to actually be added to the game

[sonic rampart]

@solid hinge it might not explode

[wary tapir]

@solid hinge i would listen, and then i would be scared when i couldnt hear anything anymore 😄

[stoic breach]

So they're coming with the update

[coarse thunder]

You can't hear most projectiles fired from artillery

[cold trail]

That individual has been addressed. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[solid hinge]

when people heard V1s in london, they prayed for their life to not hear the brrrrrrr to go away

[sonic rampart]

Patch bug fix

[prime pine]

Of course after the update

[stoic breach]

I feel bad for all the mods who got tagged

[solid hinge]

dirty bomb

[wary tapir]

hey they were lazy

[strong parrot]

its good for them to get some exercise and click on this channel once in a while

[wary tapir]

needed some1 to shake them up

[solid hinge]

[sonic rampart]

[stoic breach]

Bruh momentum has been achieved again

[sonic rampart]

[solid hinge]

can i flex quickly

I own a bit of the berlin wall

[stoic breach]

No

Nice

[solid hinge]

i already did it haha

brb

[stoic breach]

😳

[solid hinge]

Fuuuuuck me bro

Getting shot behind corners is so old

[wary tapir]

why are ppl saying thursday for the update 😮

werent the 2 b4 including the main one on tuesday

[solid hinge]

And this bitch just took two m30 shots into the chest without a single hitmarker

👌👌👌

[wary tapir]

dunno

[prime pine]

Has there been any word on hit detection for the next patch?

[icy sluice]

"Brothers and Sisters in arms!"

[wary tapir]

afaik only "more info on the upcoming update next week 😛 (this week)

[solid hinge]

No dice is ignoring the topic rn

[prime pine]

They'll probably release another hotfix. Like always.

[coarse thunder]

Strange voice line to be there at all

[prime pine]

I fucking hate hearing mucka

[solid hinge]

On twitter one of the devs replies to all of the hit detection and insta deaths as just its fine and not broken

[prime pine]

Lmao

[wary tapir]

@ balddude when is the update?

[prime pine]

Thats a joke

[coarse thunder]

"Bros and sis in arms" like why would anyone say that unless they are addressing their squad before an offensive or defensive maneuver

[icy sluice]

"Get in Chum!"

[prime pine]

Im not personally affected by the hit reg.... Maybe cause of fg42.

[solid hinge]

All the dialogue is super happy and gringy

Dont understand why

Like ww2 isnt really a happy event

[prime pine]

We had quotes on bf3 that were darker

[coarse thunder]

Where is it happy

[prime pine]

Bf3 bf4

[solid hinge]

Bruh

[prime pine]

"Im going to kill that motherfucker!"

[coarse thunder]

It just seems kinda out of place at times but thats it

[solid hinge]

Every line they say they say it cheerfully

[coarse thunder]

Not really

[solid hinge]

Uh yeah really?

[coarse thunder]

"Haha good shot" is just gallows humor

[prime pine]

When they're actually dying thats where the atmosphere kicks in

[icy sluice]

I remember shooting a plane with a field gun in Battlefield 1 and heard a friendly laughing

[prime pine]

"Im fucking dying here, Medic!" and i realised how bad i sounded

[solid hinge]

Like one of the german lines as well is fucking stupid

[prime pine]

Wow thats actually dark in comparison

[solid hinge]

“Hah der krieg ist krieg” cheerfully like

[prime pine]

Ernst fucking bayonet charges have the most emotion in them

Have you heard them?

[icy sluice]

0 messages

[prime pine]

Haha

[coarse thunder]

Can't account for people who actually enjoy war

[solid hinge]

Even those people wouldnt act like its a kindergarten nerf war

[prime pine]

Yeah let them enjoy war. But with the sheer amount of times it happens it just gnaws on you

[solid hinge]

Spawns in: “Of all the places 😫”

narvik rush is pain

[night glade]

narvik is pain

[tacit kelp]

Narvic is broken map

k

[icy sluice]

One of the "Hello!" lines is just the word "You."

[coarse thunder]

Depends

[solid hinge]

Or “OHH ISS DAT UU??”

When someone spawns on u

The lines with the scottish accent are good

They arent overly enthusiastic

[woeful snow]

"As I live and breath."

[coarse thunder]

Only sound byte I have an issue with is the pilots dyinf

Because it sounds like an opera

"Aaaaaaoooooaaaah"

[solid hinge]

tfw you swap weapons 12 times before defusing the bomb

[woeful snow]

Well, Phantom of the Opera is in the game lol.

[coarse thunder]

Wilhelm ye ye

[woeful snow]

What a presentation when they put that guy in

[coarse thunder]

That was a cool intro though

[woeful snow]

Yea agreed.

[solid hinge]

i have a confession

ive never played on al suldan

[woeful snow]

Can you play Breakthrough on it?

[solid hinge]

guys

I feel scammed

I have battlefield v

but i want it on pc

I love under no flag because of the chapter where its one huge fucking open map

Bigger than halvoyq

Billy BRIDGERRRRR

i am biwwy bwidger OwO

ill go.

safecracker specials

Can I ask a dumb question

no

Fine

lol go ahead

Are you billy bridger? Says ere on me notepad. Youre son of big bad arthur bridger arent you? IM ARTHUR BRIDGER, GIVE ME YER FUCKING MONEY

What does it mean to suppress 5 enemies

[coarse thunder]

Billy fucking bridger

[icy sluice]

Geowge Wackham the son of fouwth Eaw of Windsow.

[solid hinge]

Henwo OwO im... im biwwy bwidger uwu

[coarse thunder]

I'm sick of your lip, McManus

[solid hinge]

mcwanus

So try to scare them off

well im sick of yer ass in my wee face

Ben what havw you bought ipon this cursed land

In other words

?

i got a surpressor

tshh

indeed

@oblique parcel so trying to scare them off kinda

I am a medic main

and it feels nice when people say "thank you"

salitata

so say thank you

NOW

So say you’re on a bridge

indeed

You’d fire around them

Right

ye

stormtrooper aim

[prime pine]

How do you rack up lots of rocket kills? Distract the enemy. Fire at them. Force them to go in to cover and fire back so your rocket kills.

[solid hinge]

When you revive someone, take note of theur gamertag then look in chat and see them say thank you 😩

I like people who say thank you.

Its especially inportant to me because im british and we do love our manners

^^^^

I agree with youy

As i am also british

If a bullet hits them would it e to pl he superseding

Still be suppressing

Hey

Mind my typing I’m on an iPhone SE

[prime pine]

Australian here!

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge Wanna play in a squad some time

[prime pine]

So we swear to each other

[solid hinge]

I’m not drunk

Crikey

You xbox?

Yeah.

also british

so we wont have server issues

Me too

I hope

If youre on rn you can add me

I am charging my controller

but I do have xbox app

Is it just DevotedMedic as your gamertag?

So in terms of the suppressing thing I’m guessing Conquest is best @oblique parcel

Yeah

Doing rush

Guess what class i main

Yes

recon

Pz38t and staghound

Microsoft transferred my Xbox Live membership to another email I was kinda satisfied

same @solid hinge

Light tanks on rush are deadly

[cold trail]

I play Support a lot for suppression to allow the team to maneuver while pinning the opposition into their operating location.

[solid hinge]

Give me 5-10 minutes Devoted

I gotta wait for controller to charge.

I seem to not be able to add people on mobile

actually

Just add me

Ill nick

ugh

can someone type

like

t

I nicked

thank you

That is my xbox name

wow

oh dear

mr mood

yup

was forced to had no other choice 😓

add me if u can @solid hinge

oh you’re xbox

yea

nice

yes

[coral fiber]

Hmm

[solid hinge]

FUCK

[icy sluice]

When?

[solid hinge]

this netcode is fucking awful what the fuck is going on

Im literally getting shot through walls rn

Look at this shit

https://gamerdvr.com/gamer/yiivaapeli/video/77367403

[prime pine]

Would be nice if medics dropped medkits

When you killed them

For mmg's its normal

[solid hinge]

snipers can shoot through thin walls as well

Fuck that was not mg42 mate

And this aint the first time

less damage but you were on 10hp

Happens with solid rock walls as well

[prime pine]

Cher shump boom!

[solid hinge]

Aint the sniper shot thats wrong its just getting shot through the fucking wall like

you seem to be able to be shot through the very tip of cover

Even if it could I doubt they have it coded in so it can penetrate like 6-8 walls

[gray glade]

Ayla is correct i think

sometimes i hit ppl thru wooden walls with mg42 but sometimes not

[prime pine]

Yeah it often happens

[icy sluice]

Most Support weapons can penetrate

[gray glade]

even know i know exactly where they are

[solid hinge]

I get shot through rocks sometimes and the killfeed says it penetrated through an object

[prime pine]

I often get penetrated through grass

Err

[gray glade]

lol

[prime pine]

Shuddap!

[solid hinge]

Thanks for the advice @oblique parcel and everyone who contributed

[gray glade]

remove the GR

[solid hinge]

And yet again grand ops is ded again at night on ps4

[prime pine]

Its weird honestly.

Grass is counted as a material?

[gray glade]

it is on the killfeed

[prime pine]

Yeah

[solid hinge]

This fella just got a lewis gun mag and a fire bottle thrown at him

And is full health and kills me and my squad mate

lol

Reckon its just best to put the game down until the next weekly challenge starts

Fucking broken piece of shit

is it like a new meta to throw a molotov onto my dying body

even tho medics arent even gonna revive me

Fr

happened 3 times today

[prime pine]

Yeah

[solid hinge]

Same

[prime pine]

Its so assure you die

I do it as well

[solid hinge]

cant i stop dying tho

[prime pine]

Get good

[solid hinge]

I can just make myself die longer

Its like adding salt to injury

I don’t even throw Molotov’s at dead bodies anymore goddamn blueberries don’t know how to be a rambo medic

[prime pine]

Its impossible to not die

But you can reduce that

[solid hinge]

What if I have a hero medic invulnerable to fire

smh

[icy sluice]

Apparently I use a turbo controller.

[solid hinge]

lol

ok im coming on now @solid hinge and @solid hinge

[prime pine]

Someone thought i had a mouse and keyboard set up adter i donimated the lobby with the g43.

[solid hinge]

Add me im going to sleep

oh ok

rip

What’s the KE7

With the support class

Too op

[prime pine]

Ke7 useless

Fg42 good

Ls26 good

Take this from someone with 9850 kills with the fg42....

[solid hinge]

Now I see it lol

The fg42 SHREDS me

Im killed by it so often on rush

[prime pine]

Its a very very good weapon

A+ or S-

Its how i would rate ot

[solid hinge]

I’m new to the game and I’m trying to finish this

[prime pine]

Thats why i say S-

Cause of its mag

It does everything very well

Woah

[gray glade]

just realized my longest headshot is from 485m away wtf

[prime pine]

Wtf

Huh

What is happening

MODS

[gray glade]

something got deleted

[prime pine]

Two people were kicked

MODS

[icy sluice]

I'm over here getting accused of using a bunch of cheats, it's funny.

[gray glade]

or just messages censored

[quaint sun]

I played in battlefield for several months and had terrible lags from someone telling me what? I even gave the lowest graphic settings and thats dont helping!!! HELP

[prime pine]

No all their messages were deleted

[gray glade]

hmm? who

[prime pine]

Snutten and the other guy

[solid hinge]

Oh why

[gray glade]

snuttens messages are still above

[prime pine]

Oh

[solid hinge]

So is sushis

[prime pine]

He's still here

Wtf happened

[solid hinge]

how is everyone

The bot just muted me

[quaint sun]

can somebody help me?

[solid hinge]

Lmao

what up peeps

[quaint sun]

read up mate

[prime pine]

That was fucking weird

[quaint sun]

I played in battlefield for several months and had terrible lags from someone telling me what? I even gave the lowest graphic settings and thats dont helping!!! HELP

[solid hinge]

Lagged?

[prime pine]

Yeah the lag is normal. Dice does't know how to fix these issues. Its why its been months

[solid hinge]

German servers are a pain

500 ping one minute 0 the next

You were muted too @oblique parcel

?

[prime pine]

You guys pinged me. Said something about the fg42 and it was deleted

I really want to know what you guys said

Ah

What were you saying?

[solid hinge]

Wait so can the points for assignments be used for in game loot

Fg42 with lewis mag size

[prime pine]

Fg42 would be S tier.

[solid hinge]

Lewis gun is a massacre enough

Do you get CX for completing assignments

[prime pine]

It would be S+ if it had a larger mag and lower recoil

[solid hinge]

CC

[prime pine]

Some

[solid hinge]

Ha that’s so cool ❤️

Don’t you get more assignments with premium too

[prime pine]

Gonna get that 5 K worth of cc next rank. Oh boy. I cant wait to buy a facepaint with them.

Uh

There were the deluxe edition assignments

[solid hinge]

Still some more tho

[prime pine]

6-7 i believe.

[solid hinge]

Do you get extra maps like 1 and 4

[prime pine]

Churchill crocodile is fun

[solid hinge]

I think Snutten was muted

Again

By the bot

[prime pine]

But when some your asshole of a teammate rigs you with dynamite. You wish you could strangle the life out of them.

[solid hinge]

is ea/dice gunna fix the pc cheating probleam\

[prime pine]

Am i too dark?

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge it isn’t an issue on consoles

its upsetting alot of people i watch while they stream

Generally cheating on consoles is a lot harder

@solid hinge doesnt matter people have thousands of thousands dollars worth in pc gaming

I thought so

who muted you

[prime pine]

Im going to play some hollow knight...

Good bye.

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge is talking about the PC cheating issues and the bot

Did

Because it did it to me too

😭

feels bad that your muted

It mutes you for an hour

i want bc3

what are your wants

I got BF 1942 free with a Battlefield 1 bundle

Kinda excited

ion pc

or console

Console

I game on an Xbox

i cant play any backwards comppable games xbl screwed me over

I’m kinda that dude that will game on a console the rest of their life and pay for Xbox Live

Besides I love gaming on a 40 inch monitor

is it bad i have 628 hours in bf5 already

[slate carbon]

us/jap factions when?

[solid hinge]

i got it on novmber 15th its my bae

[slate carbon]

the yankee outfit is just teasing :/

ok thanks

[solid hinge]

Is it bad I have about 48 hours in five days @solid hinge

no i have 50 plus in a week

628??????

Im like

yes 628

400? I think

Can you see the hours you’ve spent on a game @solid hinge

yes

On profile

[fathom pebble]

ingame on the profile tab

[solid hinge]

How

[fathom pebble]

[solid hinge]

Where on your profile

Just

Profile

I think

[lunar lion]

[solid hinge]

Or statistics

click bf5 then it should say days and hours played

[fathom pebble]

nice

[solid hinge]

i apology i just joined

Admin tag

This probably belongs in #general but I wish Project Scarlet was coming out this year

cycber pun 2077 looks fun

[fathom pebble]

@oblique parcel Might buy a wheel and pedals. Finally I can drive tanks and cars properly in BFV

[solid hinge]

i heard on bad company 1 on pc theys only 1 server left

[fathom pebble]

deja vu the shit out of the tanks

[solid hinge]

is anything on last gen still aluve

Has anyone used the Xbox One X

yes

38t autocannons and s mine launcher

[fathom pebble]

@oblique parcel use a horse in BF1 with wheel and pedals

[warm atlas]

Yes @solid hinge

[fathom pebble]

[solid hinge]

i try pc @solid hinge

tried

@warm atlas How is it with 4K gaming

the gamr looks amazing on pc

The game looks Amazing on an Xbox One S

To be honest

[warm atlas]

I mean it sure looks pretty. But it’s only resolution change, not all games have upgraded textures and such. BFV looks good tho

[solid hinge]

it does i cant waIt for bc3

When i look at the floor on twisted steel and see the 2d grass

Do you have to the X @warm atlas

[warm atlas]

Yes.

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge i do

Can we talk in #general

[warm atlas]

Sure.

[coral fiber]

Yes it will

[solid hinge]

will i get in trouble if i link a video of someone wqith 100k kills in bf5

idk if i wouldn't get in trouble

thats why im asking

ok sir

I hope the Pacific guns have the original skins like Night Owl, I want my BAR to match my M1A1 and my Thompson

But I doubt they will 😭

Same

At least the base game skins

Same here

Night Owl on the G43 😫😫😫😫👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Looks beautiful