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Boys is effective
Bolts are fun!
bolts are super fun
Ok guys im gonna keep grinding
My top weapon is Kar98
Wish me luck
but i can switch to basically anything else and do better
What’s the MAB supposed to even be
It just seems like a fast fire rate MP34
600rpm with 20 round mag
bruh
That's basically it
most weapons added post launch to games arent even new
Fast bolt mp34
theyre just base game weapons with small differing stats
Its 600rpm with controllable ADS
Can spec for 30 mag or better accuracy
Makes fast bolt mp34 useless
..apart from the bayonet
Eh
Bayonets good
I use slow bolt MP34
Planes in general are suck
Most vehicles suck
That’s why I said most
👽
All tanks need to be pushed up to valentine’s level
I remember planes got nerfed because of the new mosquito wrecking everyone’s shit
But that was an issue with the skill tree
Giving you both the 4000lbs bomb and a 6 pounder was too much
omfg i was working all day and just saw the massive dump of EA play codes lol Rip
Why is the hit reg so bad
excuse me
I headshot some guy with Suomi like 10 times and they took 0 damage
Bro
Just joined a squad full of by far the dumbest people ever had a guy laying in the middle of nowhere or just looking around and getting killed
probably a new player @solid hinge
He was like 45
oh
Not really sure how he managed that high
meh its more a time played vs skilled thing to level up
if you're better you'll climb faster
but if you play long enough eventually you'll get max rank
BUT
when the level cap is raised, we'll see who's really climbing
well for the first few weeks/months that is
Probably
my highest rank in a BF game is like 102 (BF4)
ok i lied it was 110 on Hardline
im looking at the battlelog lol
Sooooo, I got randomly got 4 full sets for camo in BFV called Survivalist?
and a Fire Axe which changed to a WHOOPING 50 CC
anyone here know where it is from
yea i got those sets randomly too
no clue
im grateful for the free shit though
i miss the crates and battle packs
sadly they are only for weapons I never use or already have a full golden skin for 😦
😦
I miss BF4, but that game did take a year of post release development to finish ^^
i miss battelog
I never thought I would have to say I miss it too
damn I hated it at first
but it is so much better than the current stuff
yea it is
battlelog UI with a dedicated client instead of a browser would be amazing
one of the best features was picking your loadout
but alas, that is no "Down with the young leet pro zkillerz" that play BFV these days 😦
How have they not fixed the plane sounds glitch yet
"...fixed... ...glitch..."
never ever!
I can’t wear headphones coz of that bug gives me an earache
This past weeks T.O.W reward is such a disappointment
another cosmetic instead of actual content
worst kind of cosmetic too
I hate how when every building on mercury is destroyed there is almost 0 cover
I’ve kinda given up on this game
I’m just so bored now :/
Same
TOW wasn’t that fun
Like I only want the weapons
And then the vehicles skins. Idrc for cosmetics or outfits
Then theirs the constant Firestorm
bf1 was 10x more enjoyable
Challenges and stuff I can’t even care to do
BF1 worked well because the game wasn’t rushed lmao
Hardline fell and EA be all like “take it slow boys”
Which I’m actually enjoying hardline a lot more then BFV
i preferre BFV over BF1 tbh
Napalm isnt the worst but its something we dont need.
BF1 had so much spam it was annoying
anyone have a code for emblemm to give?? please 😦
Dont think people will be willing to give up something so precious so easily.
I mean
My biggest thing is Hardline was good, it just got shit on hard
BF1 was a masterpiece because of the community basically saying we want something better
bf1 was fucken golden
That way they had like a 2 year dev time if I’m right?
I can’t be fucked with this game it’s crashed on me two games in a row 
Then BFV is just a Hardline 2.0
We’re gonna hate this game hard and hope for something better
Vietnam is probably next for battlefield
Then whoever runs BF will probably make a BF1 2.0 happen
We had that already
Bad Company Vietnam DLC
Doubt they’d get Vietnam accurate 
they never get anything accurate
WW2 wepa were prevalent in Vietnam still
they have soldiers carrying machine guns in bf1
So if they do Vietnam
mmh hello
Expect a lot of ported guns lmao
I don't think they're going for Vietnam next
maybe they’ll go back to modern
Honestly can’t be bothered to play this game might just wait till they add content that’s actually worth getting back into the game
I’m still waiting for horses to comeback 🙃
I want a BF 3/4 remaster
Lmao
When does Outpost launch?
Just being all the guns from 3 to 4
And then up the graphics and fix bugs
tomorrow I think
All DLC maps from both games
Then you basically got 2-3 years worth of content
Just add weapons periodically and new maps on occasion
follow @ jjju on twitter he might give some more away soon
1 LVL TO GO FOR THE KAR
yea outpost mode drops tomorrow
@solid hinge Valar Dohaeris 
😁
that was the most cringe thing i did in a while especially on a battlefield server
Is dice aware of the glitches trophies/achievements?
I’m on PS4.
Specifically jack of all trades, and death from above.
I’ve done both several times over, no unlocked.
@rose pilot where's your carry now
I hit a enemy 144 and he still didn’t die
This is a bug right?
Please tell it is
122 now
Yeah
It shows the wrong damage numbers.
He didn't receive 144 or 122 etc, he got less than that (unless you hit 2 different players)
Morning
This game is camp friendly
Yeah, i think the cammos are too good (as in players are sometimes difficult to spot still), and I feel the spotting not being a thing anymore really kind "helps" camping too
That's ideally what recons should be doing
Flares and spotting scopes
they just... dong
which
dammit
wait, double down was last chapter
no
final countdown was 2 chapters ago
Double Down and Final Countdown was the name of the gear you unlocked at the end of those chapters
God they fucking suck at making frontlines on some maps
If theres 100 metres between two points randoms will REFUSE to play properly
We're at E and two entire fucking squads are at C
There's literally no reason for them to be there
We've been playing defensive th e entire game

@solid hinge I blame recons (At boys) and supports for the heavy camping this game
al sundan looks so good
what hamada shouldve been
I don’t have motivation to play this game anymore because of campers
I wish my team was using some AT boys
fuck campers
Bf1 was awful with scouts everywhere and now recons and supports with lmg and MMGS?
Theres a really annoying one that keeps plonking me from the other side of the map while I'm the only person on the punt
Does anyone play battlefield 4? Or is it just me that likes that game still?
Tanks are op too
Just standing somewhere the whole fucking match
Reminds me of the artillery trucks in bf1
I got shafted by an assault who shot a frag rifle and then double headshotted me with the g1-5 before he'd even finished swapping weapon on my screen
They should slow weapon swap for explosives
ToW done finally
did anybody else see the madsen in the maps trailer
yea thats the madsen
why must they drip feed the weapons like this
hasnt the madsen been ready since the game came out
that and the shosho
a tow challenge with a weapon pack instead of 1 weapon would be nice
maybe they'll drop a few with the Pacific
they said at least 7 new weapons, i think?
shosho xD
which im pretty sure they're going to dripfeed as usual
personally, i like drip feed, if something interests me i can try it out without wondering what else there is to try
should help the devs see where the weapon stands vs other weapons for balancing issues
meh
doesnt matter to me
havent played the game in a month
probably wont come back until.. marita probably
i just really really want to come back to this game refreshed
how can you refresh trash 
tf is that supposed to mean
BF5 is trash.
he called you trash
When the announcer says “objective tesa” which zone is he referring to?
@desert zenith 
@strong parrot 💌

isnt that ceasar or czar or some shit for C?
Why play BFV when you got a more stable BF4 
because i have insecurity issues
listening to Aint no sunshine, I can tell.
no, listening to lovely day
Bill Withers is trash, Like BFV, Cant recycle :)
I’m only still playing bfv due to the era it is in
ill kill you
Hostile
@desert zenith Maybe I like ww2 more than modern now?
3 and 4, I mostly skipped
I Did play them both for like 10 hours
what do u guys think Dice will do after bad company 3 or the next modern BF
I’ll answer your question in 2022 or 2023
lmao trying to get crouching kills why did I think using a semi auto was good
Semi autos are boring
joined the end of a failure team on fjell, day 3 of a GO they lost by 220 tickets 
Should’ve left
yeah all i needed was 2 fucking squad revives or get revived
😂😂

this moron lvl 9 player third on the team...keeps pointing out my kd
I somehow finished the challenges
hes fucking 51-38 playing medic on the third day of a GO lmao
literally no room to talk about kd

51-38 is pretty bad
Pro MLG player tbh
@strong parrot what’s your actual kd and spm??
It's just a skin
It’s still fun thing to do
2.2something and 622
Nice
yea but If i miss it I can never get it

What’s your origin name Bmac?
it’s better than those crappy free skins imo
@bold gull you can buy it with boins 🤣
oh I thought that was only for guns
150 boins per rank
Oh the weekly thing
It’s crappy
Except tomorrows reward
The MAB38 looks nice but it only has 20 bullets in 1 magazine
when will tanks be buffed
it's annoying how 2 guys can take you out with panzerfausts and 2 dynamites in 3 hits
uhh thats a lot of explosive?
did you guys like fortress
@strong parrot what’s your origin username dudeee lemme play with you
My kd is 2.9 don’t worry
Tanks need a nerf
ngl tanks are op af
ngl it's really not when a guy can take you out
easily
And squad conquest is basically camping for a tank
theres little long range anti tank and a lot of close range anti tank
the piat shits on infantry AND tanks
Tanks are for skillless players 😅
so every assault is running piat
playing at close range is too dangerous for a tank with little pay off
OoOoOoOh that’s why they camp on hills and in their spawns
The 3rd person view is inaccurate, the first person view has input lag, the only consistent method of aiming is zoom and that's unfeasible for up close
@solid hinge Not me tho Panzerfaust all da way
v
The only thing that can hit a tank that's like 75+m away is another tank or a plane
PIATs can be nerfed
I love taking down planes with Panzerfaust
I don’t know if it’s just me but I’ve been getting a lot of planes lately
Imo piat should do far less anti tank damage
Which fighter plane gets bombs again?
It's annoying when a PIAT can snipe you
because then again
VA gets bombs but the VB gets rockets
Squad conquest is full of assault players waiting for a tank
Rockets > bombs
Yeah I use the g2 a lot more
Gets air radar and agility AND rockets
lmao love losing a dom match on mercury due to morons
fucking throw away a 30+ point lead
legit this recon in my squad was camping with a boys
at the edges of the fucking map
but he was 3-1!!!
Welcome to battlefield I guess
im surprised they dont get bored when they do that
i assume he was just too stupid to know any different
Like how do people gain entertainment from doing that
i might have hurt his feelings by saying he was useless in squad chat because he wasnt spawning by the end of the game 
Welp apparently I’m not allowed to have my fucking last tiger tank skin huh...
Lmao
oh well 4400 dmg/healing out of 7500 needed in that round so ill play 1 more later..
Rip
you got the bug?
Yes the letter bug
I guess?
It says I got all but they are locked when trying to read
there is a bug there yeah, like if you have done what you should, got all the letters and the missions etc whatever on the map ppl still dont get it
but you can chat with EA support and they can add the skin to your armory
they can verify your account and will check that you should have the skin

i gotta goto sleep but im sure someone of trusted status, mod or admin can type !support for ya to give the link
This site? https://help.ea.com/en/
yep
you choose the game, describe yer issue a lil and contact them through email/chat or phone
do i go in the "contact us" section or the "games" section
contact
alright
anyone play battlefield 4 by chance
i know its a popular game on xb1 and 360
tho
does anyone still play it on PC???
Why does my staghound always get stuck on dumb shit, sand bags, tiny mud piles or a couple rocks
why does the staghound constantly act like it gets thrown into neutral when you stop moving
The tanks are like that
The stag hound more than any because it has a higher potential of movement
Some guy got a ju88 on like 4 health and I stole his kill
All vehicles in frostbite seem to be like that for some reason
Rip
the code is not valid
@lunar lion
parks several ton hunk of metal on flat concrete surface
activates boat simulator
wish this shit would stop doing that
vive la France! vive la patrie
Add an area where you can't place gadgets near stations
it gets annoying when I'm killed by shrapnel mines and AT mines trying to stay in the fight
but like assault players are too scared to fight ao
So

crys i want tbat ea play code 😢
And I used AP shells
on a tank
and I lose?
the actual fuxk
do i speedtest im good with those
Depends what tank you were and what they were
I remember on BF4 if you rammed something with an LAV it goes super fast and almost impossible to stop
They had a Panzer IV
but they had some damage dealt to them
and I'm pretty sure AP shells are meant to penetrate front armor
not be paper shells
What were you
Valentine
And the Panzer literally spawn camped

Sounds like you either bounced all your shots or hitreg failure
most likely hitreg failure
I landed all my shots
You have the 6pdr?
and had one glance shot
yes
I used AP shells too
Yeah you should have shat on them
Yet I lose
like ok
classic tank hitreg
haha yes

The Panzer got destroyed tho
so that's eoic
epic
Make it where you can't place mines in a range of stations
How did you guy make a moving icon for discord and the beach banner on top of channels?
Nitro boosters
Nitro booster? I have nitro
I can see it constant on my mobile
The icon
I didn’t know servers got levels
I just remade my platoon server on a new one
So how would I boost say this server? For example
I’ve not seen that setting
Fuck auto balance
ah fuck it ima just buy the code off of ebay im sick of this lol
you serious?
its only an emblem
Plus it’s actually kinda historic
If you think about it
The hands all holding each other
hi
Blood...everywhere...sanitater!
@heavy maple click the server name and you should see "Nitro Server Boosting"
There you should be able to read all the perks and information
The stuka is kinda shitty now
just downloaded bf1 and the servers are completely empty wtf is going on
The 1000kg bomb isnt as strong as it was
I uninstalled BFV
And got BF4
I've been dying to play multiplayer
On bf4
imo the only dedicated bomber worth using is the Ju-88 A
I downloaded hardline
Does anybody else randomly lose the squad points mid game without calling any reinforcements in
Not really seeing as it was an open beta
I didn't get mine though as it bugged out 
how can I get battlefield without buying origin access?
Buy the game on its own?
buy it
is it worth it now??
or win it from a giveaway but i recommend buying it since you chances are slim of winning it
Sanitater! Da!
Not sure they do full game giveaways
rn its only $23 on amazon
they used to idk now @solid hinge
new gun
I never see any support players use MMGs these days.
Is the deluxe edition upgrade worth it for £6.50?
no
it wouLdnt even be worth it if it were free
For once, I am in a BF1 server that is completely full
And not having only 40 people compared to 64
This is actually honestly surprising

Wehrmacht Gang
Sometimes I prefer lower player counts
If I could play 40 player conquest with 12 bots on each team I would be happy
Bots wont care about being tank camped
Bf1 maps are nice with the higher player count imo, they're perfectly crowded
Yeah BFV got alot of problems doe
😔
Wouldn't nearly be an issue if medics had assault rifles
Cause then more people would play as medic
Yeah
I don't even count bfv bth
I loved the small gamemodes on that only as I feel like I matter
Oh yeah
I only played Squad Conquest cause there werent enough randoms in a lobby to fuck the whole match up
It weakens the individual so much in bfv that I can't stand it
Yeah cause medics are meant to stick with teammates but they have no way to actually do that
Despite all the other issues of the game, medic assault rifles and healing cooldowns are among some of the fastest fixes
i like the larger maps in BFV
don't know about you guys
but a good Battlefield game has infantry focused maps
I loathe the larger maps
and large scale tank maps
Al Sudan tho
if you don't like the large scale maps then don't complain about them and want them to be removed
I mean, maps like Quentin Scar was perfect
Omg yes
Yeah but people like large scale maps
Im gunna love al sudan
But that's exactly what I'm doing 
I mean
Does anyone else like linear maps/game modes? Or is it just me
it's not right removing large maps from a battlefield game
#neverplaybfvuntiltheyremovealllargemaps
I hate when people go 'this map sucks i want it to be smaller'
bitch if you don't like it play metro lmao
pass me that Somme map from BF1
Somme was alright I guess
Honestly i just like flying lmao
Large maps really suck for conquest
kinda tells something about the issue that is deluxe edition if a mod doesnt recommend it
Problem with the larger maps is ty cover sucks
They're great for breakthrough
I hate when’s there like 6 flags to capture
...
okay well let people enjoy their large maps
@hasty dock I preordered it 
breakthrough > conquest
i like them
Gotta run across the map ya know
hopefully dice doesn't go full stupid and remove them
my chat was stuck higher up, i thought we were still talking about that
Lol
@compact oxide f


Me being a pilot literally all the time i like big maps
I just like the open gameplay
For infantry not so much
the game is a mass scale shooter I got into the game to play large maps and do cool shit
i like planes and all but i really miss choppers
do you guys like modern setting better for battlefield?
but now everyone complains somehow
GOLMUND RAILWAY PTSD SETS IN
The large maps didn't suck back then
I mean
Golmud fucking sucked
golmund railway rush
golmud had a fuckton of sightlines
Alot of the maps in BF4 just sucked
so did silk rush
I’m intrigued by the world wars so I enjoy that setting much more tbh
Base game
pearl market was great
yeah
Those are pretty easy fixes
Panzerstorm is good cause theres trees and shit everywhere
the only way is to remove snipers
Cover also includes non-solid
remove players who use the boys at rifle
yeah thing is wars arent fought by dudes blindly sprinting into a hallway like in battlefield
laughs in sniper
which is fine by me but nobody else likes it
shit takes time
@solid hinge I don't care about realism, it isn't fun to have to run for 60 secs across open ground to get to a point
cover, move, cover, pinned, cover
Boys isnt OP its the first intimidating sniper
Honestly the boys at rifle should've been a pick up weapon like bf4
@compact oxide I mean yeah it's your choice dude, I'm just saying that there are people who go on and crusade for DICE to make less large maps
those people are assholes
they’re probably a small minority
people enjoy large maps
Like me
Oh yeahhhh
Fair enough

just wanted to point that out because I've seen many people
Bf1 is my only solace
dont forget minecraft
Minecraft? Lol
Minecraft Lord Derrikk
private games, you're our only hope.............unless they end up being shit and overly restrictive
They mentioned tiers
I doubt it
private games are coming when?
September
September
If I can give assault rifles to medics I'm gonna main private games
I imagine tiers are going to be less restrictive the more they go up
Probably can't change shit like attrition
September. Perfect just when I start school again
that's hardcoded
Minecraft is my biggest game ye @sly quartz
fuck I realized 3d spotting and regen health is an option
I told you
Attrition is just a bunch of numbers that can be changed
oh no
You have a source of refuge in that game
Its such an easy fix as well
I mean
parts of the game function with it
shit like tank resupply you can't disable
attrition only applies to vehicles now
The only problem that BFV permanently has is map colour pallette
Tank resupply you could disable
mostly tanks
No I mean DICE could disable it
the entire 'ammo pool' thing is gone
Attrition is such an easy fix to roll back
I like how "attrition" is now, it's even easier to unload on people in vehicles
It sounded cool but now it only appeals to boomers on facebook
i hate the entire boomer thing
yeah it sucks for battlefield
but that's just another playstyle
Boomer?
from games like RS2 and Squad
remoob?
it's not some old boomer feature only old people play
It's just not suited for battlefield
Its shit that doesnt apply to Battlefield
perfectly suited for other games however
Battlefield V is all about the squad to the point that the individual doesnt matter at all
and those aren't boomer games
I mean that's not a bad thing for games in general
in theory it sounds nice
So you get stuck with meta abuse assault players and medics who dont revive
alot of people were fine with it but as shown, there are people who are stupid
that's why it sucks
There, there! More first!
?
everyone was pretty fine with attrition and the sort when it was in the beta
but as time goes on
Yeah cause one squad on mic can completely dominate an entire 64 player match
more and more idiots play
Because the game is made for them
That's objective Charlie lost
darn shitbuckets and their mics
and so they don't really do shit
Bfv just overall feels like work
it would work for a game like RS2 where everyone at least cooperates but as I said previously
Bf1 though 
BF is not that game
Reviving takes way too long and medics have the shortest possible range weapons so they cant do shit
that's all there is to it
bf1 is great
Objective captured, you're all heroes
Yeah BFV is a boomer game
stop
for fucks sake I just explained that it's a different mechanic not a boomer mechanic it's just not suited for battlefield
RS2 uses the same mechanics and that's not a boomer game

has outpost mode update been released?

Bleeding...agony...sanitater!
oof
Anyways
Panzer! Da!
BF4 is probably what we should go back to but without the shit like attack helis which dominate scoreboards
and maybe no 3d spotting
maybe contextual 3d spotting?
tbh yea
attrition is nice but not for Battlefield
maybe for a new different IP
stuff like scoping in to spot people would be nice
Haagen-dazs! Da!
and using more devices to actually actively spot
Lul
Hallo? Sanitater?
I can't see poop in any case as a pilot, blind firing on contested points all the time
are you blind?
no I'm just saying I can't see shit in hamada
it is but not so much for air to ground combat
Rule #2 Keep it appropriate. Includes, but not limited to: No hate speech, insults, offensive jokes, threats, offensive/sexually explicit content, religious/political discussion & platform bashing.
other maps I do really fine
@topaz dome Stop reading the TOS; you end up over-inflating your ego
^
this is the internet bruv
yeah but nobody really cares
If you can’t take insults just leave
I just like how I still bother to play BF4 on a PS3 Fat Model I bought back in the day. Then I see people with modern consoles. I’m just like mines fine
unless it gets really bad
if you can't be nice don't expect people to be nice to you
if you can't follow rules, better learn to
oh piss off mate 😂
ugh war thunder still updating
20 mins and counting...
There really should be a option where it says “ I don’t really care about updates. Just let me play, dammit”
yes tbh
WoT took like 5 mins tho. 600 Mbs isn’t that much so meh
I mean if you're playing online then you don't get a choice
the last time Ive played wt was like 3 weeks ago
It's games like DOOM 2016 where they had that 40GB update for multiplayer and you couldn't play the SP until it was done
My fam out in the country loved that one
I remember the fatal WoT update that was 25Gb download, cause WG fracked up, and just redownloaded the entire game
No one plays it anymore so meh
Sounds like the FO76 beta
Lul no speaketh of that
I mean, it’s a game that’s been around for 10 years now, so idk if they’ve had enough time or not😂
ugh finally gunna go play wt now
Go blow some Russian Bias up for me
hell yeah
IS7: am i joke to you ?
M1 Abrams: You see a round that pens 700mm anywhere? Oh I guess it’s just a bounce then
only thing matter in high tier MBT is who shoots first 
REEEE
Wait are we taking about WT or WoT
Cause I smell a nice fight between a M3 Lee and a janky Pz. IV D.
I just had my best game of frontlines ever
I just had my best sight of a avitar ever
Ding Dong, we just made a quarter of the enemy team gone. 🦀
Also, 3k point gap in conquest 🦀
Nice
I just got 21K on frontlines Mercury
Next highest was 14K
I was a medic
Using the EMP and Commando Carbine at different times
It was epic
Went 44-22
How’d you get trusted role?
Same question
That I’ve tried to figure out myself. It eludes me like a social life
We prolly have to be on here for a couple months, or sum like that
No shoot, Sherlock
Idk how many servers I’ve mod’ed but I’m not particularly liked cause I’m a bit aggressive
Wdym by that?
I don’t rlly care tbh
is it still fun?
Why do you think all these people are here for?😂
I try to be my nicest and friendly on discord
I’ll be friendly until poked in the side by annoying people

Even tho I’ve had some “quarrels” with some users on this server in the past lol
Usually that stick gets sharper until I snap it in half and poke them in the eyes with them
o
What are you, John Wick?

YES A TANK IS TYPING

Good Morning gents!
I’d go with the Panzerkampfwagen VII, but that’s severely overrated
when you find the war photographer camera in war stories
Lul
Do you mean the Maus, because that's the Panzerkampfwagen VIII
Ah ok
VII is I believe Tiger II
Löwe is shadowed by the Maus
My character has balls of steel
Apparently, the Tiger 1 and Tiger II still have the same Panzer designation
Makes sense
I crawled into an open field protected only by smoke, a few meters away from an enemy tank who was firing right over my head just to save my squad leader. We then stole their tank after they got scared and bailed
Lol
😂
Tank users are easy to kill if you're fast enough to flank to their side or rear
Pop some Pzfausts and then finish w dynamite
Imagine a Churchill VII, facing a 1,05mm derp on a Pz. IV H. 
Imagine being patient enough to use crawling slowly to avoid being seen
I think only I have that patience
You sure Lul
Cause French light tanks, if they were in the game, I would be the crawliest thing in the game
My WT grind remembers

I was playing as the French, my god they are slow
cries in Maginot Line
French light tanks are slow in WT?
The R35 and H35 both have crap engines, and even their 38 counterparts still have crap engines
Yes
WAIT
Their acceleration is bad
That’s some BS
And if you turn you lose all momentum
cries in BEF
Imagine dying 12 second before WW1 ended
The first tanks are slow, my bad
That happened lmao
Good point
Yes that did happen
Dumb Americans
Lul
Like me lmao
Me too
Some american dude charged the trench and the germans were like telling him to stop
But he got too close and they had to spray him
Germans said YHEET
Throws Pzfaust
Whoops that’s for tanks. Eh it’ll do
Imagine German tanks trying to take out Sherman Jumbo’s
No no no
Diese hünden leer! YEET!
The german dude said “Vermisse mich mit dieser Scheiße” and then yeeted Machine Gun bullets at him
HANS! Load the pramo!
Translation: miss me with that shit
Hans! get ze wrench, das transmission ist broken again
Ooooof
Slaps roof of tiger
cri in tiger 2
Moves one meter
Engine dies
Gets caught running over pebble in mud
Transmission dies
Leaks
Makes mud worse

Ferdinands be like YHEEEET
Adulf Hurler (his name is censored for some reason): Der Tiger Panzer wird das Schlachtfeld regieren!
Germany’s resource problems: yeah oh about that
Interesting
Alright let's stop speaking in foreign languages
Grousers touch a inch of snow
Engine screams “Nein!”
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Also your @ everyone is disabled
Ha
I'm just doing my job gents 
I'm gonna play BFV
Lul
Mussolini in October 1940: Invade Greece now, for the Italy! Show no mercy, slaughter them like Sheep!
Mussolini in April 1941: oh no they’re fighting back oh shit they’re really good oh shit oh shit!!!! Hurler oh please help us now my pants are soaked in piss.

Ok get this
Too bad italy spent too much skill points on speech but not guns
That Italian and tank don’t belong in the same sentence?
CV33 disagrees
Or that Italian should not be a adjective used to describe the object known as a Tank
P40
picks up handgun
Huh
picks up soup can
Armor!
puts can on wrist
Tank!
Is a decent tank
P. 43 Bis is a scary tank. Especially when your only in a T-34-85
Looks thick
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Germany when Operation Griffin is actually successful so far in December 1944: OH WERE HALF WAY THERE!
Germany when they notice Bastogne: OWO! *NOTICES YOUR BULGE THERE

Oml I have a meme for that
Yes
I watch Iron Armenian
Turkey: what’s an Armenian
Wait am I the only one who watches him😂
No
Germany 1944: Sir! We see enemies on Calais beach, should we mount our best defenses there?
Yes! We must stop the Allies!
Meanwhile, Allies
Lands at Normandy
Yeah
Oof
It is
I know too many tanks
You're not the only one cursed with knowledge

You and another guy here would be good tank buddies
Hurler in May 1944: Nein Nein, it’s obvious you idiots! They will obviously land at Calais!
One month later....
Random general: Mein Fuhrer! The allies are landing at Normandy!
Hurler: RIGHT WHERE I SAID THEY WOULD BE!!!
I play a lot of tank games, and I’ve messed with some hills that were just scrap
Hulls*
One was just a M4 that had a nice explosion, due to some idiot engineer at Chrysler who thought that the ammo-rack should be in the back, super close to the surface of the side of the tank
Badmin, youve been typing for the past 3 mins. Spit it out.
Fallschirmjäger landing at Crete on May 21st, 1941: We need to recover our gear! We must capture the airfield to take this island!
Bushes: *bush noise
Fallschirmjäger #1: Vat vas zat?
Fallschirmjäger #2: I don’t know
Bush: *turns into Cretan Farmers
Cretan Farmers: *angery Cretan noises
Fallschirmjäger: OH SHIT THEY HAVE PITCHFORKS AND TILLS, RUN FOR THE HILLS!
Oml that was well worth the wait
Yo his palms are sweaty, Luftwaffes weak, armor heavy, theres Americans on the beach already, Mussolini’s spaghetti
gunter versus a bunch of angry cretan farmers
Fallschirmjäger with kitchen knife in leg: HALLO? SANITATER!
Cretan Lad: not today sky man
*plunges pitchfork into back of sad german boi
Reeeee
Fallschirmjäger: *eyes turn red as he looks up yelling SANITATER!
Badmin, you played BF4 before?
The enemy team defending on Hamada Fortress: this is easy, they can’t get up here!
Me: *sneaky noises
Defender #1: but what if they get behind us?
Defender #43: nonsense. There’s no possible way they ca-
Me with my MMG set up pointed at every defenders back: “roses are red, silent as a mouse, your door was unlocked, I’m inside your house
Yes I have @autumn crater
You noticed how they name the Type 99 a frigging Type 59 as a MBT
they WHAT
Ikr
heresy detected
I was in multiplayer, I hopped in a Chinese tank, it said “Type 59”. It was the same tank they use in the campaign.
Big rip
Yeparoo
Ight finals are tomorrow I gotta hit some slep.
gunshots
murder I sleep
antitank-round
Hears final grade Real shit?
I want the emblem😭
U no win
hi
Hie
Ciao
why i can't do the challenges in campaign when they're no online? 
they just dissappear even though campaign is offline
Because this is a cruel world
when is outpost coming out
I've exams so I can't play
F
Getting a lot kills with kar98k and revolver and got called as hacker, then I know I’m doing good
Someone thought I was playing with mk on ps4 🤦♂️
I love the tiger!





