battlefield-legacy-titles

[plain temple]

weed

[tribal cairn]

We Canadians would probably invite a robber to watch the leafs game and drink a beer rather than call the police

[solid hinge]

Cold english temperature: -5 degrees. Fresh feeling temperature: 10 degrees. Warm 20c and heatwave 30c

[hazy wasp]

accurate

[plain temple]

almost the same as saudi

but its winter in the fucking desert

[hazy wasp]

i mean, when its 10 degrees here its t shirt weather

for me anyway

[plain temple]

the english with slight snow: be careful

the english seeing someone with a butter knife:

[solid hinge]

You mean *the english with slight snow: shuts down all trains and main roads

[plain temple]

basically

[hazy wasp]

The irish during a hurricane ''Haha its windy as hell''

not joking either you should see the pictures from last year

[plain temple]

the irish when an english comes with their car 😻

[tribal cairn]

You know, In Canada we were obliged to not lock our doors every time we drove because of polar bears and if someone were running away from them

True story

[plain temple]

huh

[solid hinge]

The Irish when they see a potato

[plain temple]

that sounds like risky ass trust

[hazy wasp]

hey now less of the 'RA jokes

[plain temple]

shoot me daddy and then call me a soggy teabag

[polar totem]

Florida when it sees slight snow
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!

[plain temple]

florida man

[tribal cairn]

That's Texas, mate.

[polar totem]

Also Florida

[tribal cairn]

Arizona?

[polar totem]

That too

[hazy wasp]

i am not sure how we went so off the rails lol

[plain temple]

haha americans

[tribal cairn]

Every Western state?

[hazy wasp]

but this is pretty hilarious

[solid hinge]

Snow in places where there isn't snow 24/7 sounds like a profound idea to me

[plain temple]

basically

[polar totem]

Pretty much southern states

[solid hinge]

Snow in America? Yeah no that doesn't exist

hang on a second this isnt battlefield

[hazy wasp]

HAHA

[solid hinge]

Oh yeah

[plain temple]

no ayla im sorry

[solid hinge]

[plain temple]

Ayla please dont kill us

h-hey guys

[solid hinge]

im going to bayonet everyone here including myself

[plain temple]

do you think seamus would have been a terrorist

[hazy wasp]

bringing it back on track, they need more storms in BFV

and weather in general

[solid hinge]

Bayonets are made of rubber in bf5

[plain temple]

thats battlefield right

[hazy wasp]

and Night maps

[tribal cairn]

Use a Canadian made machete, mate

[plain temple]

i agree arda

[hazy wasp]

right guys right

[tribal cairn]

It's a lot better

[plain temple]

right guys?

[hazy wasp]

thats what we were talkign about

[plain temple]

yeah yeah

totally

[solid hinge]

I think Seamus would've just been a crackhead tbh

[hazy wasp]

*clicks fingers *

[plain temple]

lmao

seamus sounds like a huge-

[tribal cairn]

Yeah night maps will really be a game changer

[plain temple]

not gonna say it

i would look like a thot

[solid hinge]

Seamus has got a fat ass

[plain temple]

tRUE

[hazy wasp]

from all that squat running

[plain temple]

im fucking wheezing

seamus is a big daddy

what about ernst tho

[tribal cairn]

Have you actually tried squat running and not fall on your face?

[plain temple]

if video game characters can do it, i can!

[tribal cairn]

It's a lot more difficult than you think

[polar totem]

Can't say i have

[solid hinge]

Up and Mulan were some amazing disney films

[plain temple]

thats not battlefield

cocks shitty ruby

wait

but i agree

[tribal cairn]

Use a P38 Mate

[solid hinge]

Battlefield was the best disney movie

[plain temple]

up is a beautiful movie

LMAO

[hazy wasp]

just throws a knife from across the room

[plain temple]

this chat is too spicy

[polar totem]

[solid hinge]

Use a p08 carbine as your secondary

[plain temple]

lmaooo

[tribal cairn]

I loved the part where the fat guy slammed the shovel into the other guy's throat

Disney makes some good stuff

[plain temple]

ohm y christ

[hazy wasp]

we are making up for the lack of Indian representation in BFV

[plain temple]

i cant

my cheeks holy shit

[solid hinge]

What about your cheeks

[polar totem]

Well I mean in up there was that one guy who looked like a WW2 or WW1 vet

[hazy wasp]

although as an irish person who lives in the republic but has been to the north and have northern friends, I have never ocne heard them say 'Plonker'

that is a British term, specifically English and quite cockney if I'm not mistaken

[solid hinge]

I'm cockney

[plain temple]

here we go again

is it plonker or plunker

when you laugh too much your cheeks hurt

dumbass

[solid hinge]

Which cheeks

[plain temple]

ok ea since the gays want something make ernst and seamus kiss

[hazy wasp]

if he was irish 'gobshite' would of been the correct term

[tribal cairn]

How about no?

[plain temple]

my mouth cheeks

o nmy fa c e

how about YES

make your wildEST DREAMS COME TRUE

[solid hinge]

Wilhelm takes off his prothstetic face and the French girl sticks her finger in his missing eye hole

[tribal cairn]

My wildest dream is to see a kraut's head implode from the explosive warhead I just sent into the back of his skull?

[hazy wasp]

alright lads

[polar totem]

And this is where we stop lads

[tribal cairn]

No, bring us another round

[plain temple]

hold on

[tribal cairn]

Or my PIAT says hello

[plain temple]

there is a camera in the practice range

[polar totem]

Y'all drinking and shitposting too hard

[plain temple]

my wildest dream is seamus being real

[polar totem]

I'm cutting you off

[plain temple]

no give more vodka coward

[solid hinge]

How do you get the camera

[plain temple]

i dont know

[polar totem]

Bar's closed bud

[tribal cairn]

I'm not drinking too hard, I only had 5 bottles of bullshit

[plain temple]

fuck off

[solid hinge]

Seamus is real

[plain temple]

d&d party needs more

where

[solid hinge]

Every Irishman

[plain temple]

lemme smash

[strong parrot]

fucking join a conq match on mercury...team is 4 capped

[tribal cairn]

Seamus is what happens if an Irishman made love to a potato and gave birth in a tank ontop of a tea maker

[polar totem]

Where's the bloody bouncer when you need em

[strong parrot]

hold E, cap D ...lose E in the process ...still at one cap

[solid hinge]

flexes

sorry I was admiring myself in the mirror

Ok cool

Bmac it's not worth playing conquest

it's just pain

endless pain

[dense bone]

conquest is bae

[plain temple]

^

[dense bone]

embrace the flank

[plain temple]

leave lsoers battleifeld is ours

[tribal cairn]

Embrace the cross-map Boys AT Spam

[plain temple]

no

NO

sob

[tribal cairn]

It's gonna get better with the new Panzerbusche

[plain temple]

nO

[polar totem]

Ok that's it @tribal cairn get out of my bar

[plain temple]

sobbing

[tribal cairn]

It says it uses high velocity rounds

[solid hinge]

Conquest is good for uhhh.... uhhhh... planes?

[tribal cairn]

High

[plain temple]

where the fuck is the bouncer

[tribal cairn]

Velocity

[plain temple]

I did shit as a plane on mercury

but i didnt die in 2 seconds so progress!

[polar totem]

Good question

[solid hinge]

I'm doing alright

[plain temple]

what

are you ok

[polar totem]

You get what you bloody pay for I suppose

[plain temple]

weed

[solid hinge]

guys it’s officially gay month

What

[plain temple]

gay month

seamus and ernst

[solid hinge]

it’s time to grab my shutgoun

Lmao

[plain temple]

hanna is fucking lesbian

[tribal cairn]

Kill the gays- I mean, cherish their freedom and happiness.

[plain temple]

and William is uhhhh

asexual

[solid hinge]

no joke it’s actually gay month

[tribal cairn]

It is?

Huh

[plain temple]

gay pridge siisters

ahahahha

[tribal cairn]

Didn't know

[solid hinge]

yes

[plain temple]

yeah

[solid hinge]

He's asexual because his along with half his face, his dick was blown off

[plain temple]

a whole month to be gay

[polar totem]

[plain temple]

LMAO

[solid hinge]

it’s lgbt pride month

[plain temple]

cha t is WILD today

[solid hinge]

I'm betting money that a pride parade is gonna get bombed

[polar totem]

Yeah I know, shouldn't have given them alcohol

[tribal cairn]

ZH-29 Cross map 700 meter headshot kills

[plain temple]

stop

give me more vodka man

i need m o re

[solid hinge]

@tribal cairn hack

[dense bone]

but zh doesnt ohsk

[solid hinge]

saddest story I’ve heard is this guy was best friends with another guy and then they would always play video games and stuff then one day he said “see you on the flip side” then hung himself

[tribal cairn]

Shh

[polar totem]

Again, I'm cutting all y'all off

[plain temple]

oop

cant say the german leaders name

[tribal cairn]

Oof

[plain temple]

add churchill as an elite

[polar totem]

Last call was two hours ago

[solid hinge]

7 churchills on the frontlines

[tribal cairn]

He'll die 5 seconds into the game from lung cancer

[solid hinge]

Fat and smoking a cig

WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE BEACHES

WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE SKIES

WE SHALL FI-

[plain temple]

we shall fuck

[solid hinge]

Aghhh, mediccc!!

[plain temple]

MEDICCCC

[tribal cairn]

Fucking dies from choking on a cigar

[solid hinge]

FUCK IVE BEEN HIT

MEDIC

[plain temple]

rez and gets fucked one shot from a boys at rifle

[tribal cairn]

Imagine if they made Eisenhower an Elite

[plain temple]

ok but thanos as a tiger tank

[tribal cairn]

I'm sorry, what?

[solid hinge]

Erwin rommel as elite

[plain temple]

yes

EYES

[tribal cairn]

Goebbels the fat bastard

[plain temple]

DESERT FOX TIME

Oskar the child fucker

[tribal cairn]

No, that's Ivan

[solid hinge]

Bad moustache man as call in for 100k points

[tribal cairn]

Joseph Stalin as a 50k reinforcement

[plain temple]

lmao

[solid hinge]

Starves everyone on battlefield

[plain temple]

Mussolini as 1k reinforcement

[solid hinge]

1 point reinforcement

[plain temple]

true

[tribal cairn]

As a reinforcement you just see the French flag for 5k points

And makes your team surrender

[plain temple]

verdun seems to disagree

[tribal cairn]

This is WW2 bud

[narrow moss]

anyone have the guy who made the camera post's discord?

[tribal cairn]

The French Flag is basically a white flag

[plain temple]

no i dont uzi

i saw the post tho

[tribal cairn]

The French Even made their tanks with rear-view mirrors to see the battlefield

[plain temple]

takin photos with the lads

[tribal cairn]

They should still make dismemberment a thing

If a AT rifle hits your arm,

You have to use a pistol

[plain temple]

no

fuck off

[tribal cairn]

I want to make people feel pain

[plain temple]

how will i slap the teams arse then

[tight tusk]

With a shovel

[tribal cairn]

With both your arms gone, you get a special takedown Animation

The Mike Tyson

In which you charge the enemy

And rip their ear off or bite their jugular

It'll be amazing

[plain temple]

lmao

sure

cock and ball torture incoming

[tribal cairn]

Nice and friendly for the kids

[solid hinge]

With all your limbs gone you crawl around biting people for 1 damage

[plain temple]

gay month everyone

im not even drunk and im gayer than before

[tribal cairn]

You actually only need 8 pounds of force to rip someone's ear off

Fun fact

[plain temple]

fun

[tribal cairn]

Very fun

[plain temple]

ok but

i forgot what i was gonna search

and i clicked cool math games

[hazy wasp]

btw justa thing, it'd be cool if the equipment stuff on your person in game reflected your loadout instead of just random pouches and stuff

[tribal cairn]

That's too much work for EA

But would be awesome

[plain temple]

can we not get recoloured skins

[solid hinge]

Bf maps that are all the same size as halvoy

[hazy wasp]

those maps wouldn't be fun

[plain temple]

currently the partisan allied pants share the same model as 2 others

[solid hinge]

handyman

[plain temple]

but its recoloured

[hazy wasp]

i mean to be real for a second, lots of stuff in video games is just re-materialed assets lol

[solid hinge]

Bf maps that are 50mx50m in size

[tribal cairn]

I am listening to Jurassic Park while I run around with a pickaxe breaking open skulls in my flanking maneuver as a support with a M1897 shotgun

I love my life

[solid hinge]

Laser tag map

[plain temple]

OH

IT GOT A BANNER

[tribal cairn]

Wait what?

[hazy wasp]

movement wise would be nice to have a tactical roll from cover

[plain temple]

GUYS SERVER BOOSTING

THATS SO COOL

anyway

guys how do people die from heroin i thought he was from minecraft

[solid hinge]

H

[tribal cairn]

The world will never know

All the witnesses were taken care of

[plain temple]

dave

throw your other controller at the wall and see if it works so you can play

[solid hinge]

I'll hold all the pieces together and close it in my hand and hopefully it will arrange itself back into the shape of a controller and work

[plain temple]

by the way what is your tag

[solid hinge]

🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

[plain temple]

...

[solid hinge]

I wouldn't have such a stupid name as my nick for no reason

[plain temple]

wait-

itsdav33nd3an is your tag

[solid hinge]

Ya

[plain temple]

Oh my christ

[solid hinge]

My name's not even dave LOL

[plain temple]

i think i am autistic

just like my dad said-

uh ill add you when im bothered to get up and move

[solid hinge]

It's 11:30 why are you planning to get up anyway

[plain temple]

i do not sleep

but bed is comfy

and i dont have any fucking legs

[solid hinge]

LADSSSSS

NEW MAP INCOMING

It’s called

Sand and Sea

[plain temple]

what

[solid hinge]

The new map

It’s coming this month

Yes

Who knows what it is

A map set in North Africa

[plain temple]

FUCK

[solid hinge]

I know

[plain temple]

IF THERE IS NO TANKS

IM SUEING

[solid hinge]

Fuck tanks

And airplanes

Infantry only

[plain temple]

no fuck off

[solid hinge]

YESS

[plain temple]

T A N K

[solid hinge]

You know what we need?

U R B A N M A P S

And a shit ton of them

Oh nice

Berlin

North afrika map

Stalingrad

Don't see why not

We've already got 2 but they both suck

This better be better

Rotterdam and Devestation are fun

But old

Oh nvm

You mean Panzerstorm and Mercury

Panzerstorm sucks

[plain temple]

how daRE YOU

[solid hinge]

IT SUCKS

[plain temple]

ITS THE BEST MAP

[solid hinge]

NO

[plain temple]

YES

[solid hinge]

ITS SNIPER HEAVEN

[plain temple]

ITS TANK HEAVEN

[solid hinge]

Ok, can we agree that panzerstorm breakthrough is fun?

Panzerstorm cq sucks

[plain temple]

ill agree on that

[solid hinge]

I hope the new map is not gonna be like Hamada

Hamada worst

Worse than fjell

[plain temple]

hamada is ok

why do people hate it so much

[solid hinge]

Hamada is the worst for every gamemode

[plain temple]

sob

why is it so bad

[solid hinge]

Too open and I hate desert maps in general

Ruins area is alright ig

It gives me sinai desert vibes

And i don’t want those vibes

[plain temple]

sob

hamada conquest is a blast

[outer vector]

[plain temple]

🐸

frogthing

chat died like me

[idle breach]

No

[summer geyser]

🐸

[idle breach]

I

Am

Stitch

Bye

[dense bone]

bfv dead

[icy sluice]

Lol

[plain temple]

no

[solid hinge]

no u

[dense bone]

im annoyed at the constant performance hits, so imma wait till they fix it

[solid hinge]

The game is getting worse because of the sniper camers ffs

Boys AT

What a shit weapon

[plain temple]

^

we can finally agree on something

[solid hinge]

bfv update

😮

Did DICE fix the stutter?

what stutter

[plain temple]

bfv update?

[solid hinge]

a

The constantly stuttering in game

[plain temple]

im like

[solid hinge]

wdym by stutter

tho

The lagg

[plain temple]

having fps drops when i kill somebody in a tank

is that just me

[solid hinge]

rlly

Yh fps drops

1 hour and 10 minutes to update

Lol

rlly

bad

Better get some good internet 🤣

i know

this is fucking stupid

my mOm

[plain temple]

lmaoooo

[solid hinge]

Haha

im,ma call her to get sprint

is sprint good

Dessert what’s your favorite class

@plain temple

is sprint a good internet

[plain temple]

tank is a class

but actually medic

[solid hinge]

What’s sprint

[plain temple]

wbu

[solid hinge]

Besides the fooking tank class

internet

Medic

wifi

sprint

https://battlefieldtracker.com/bfv/profile/psn/Xmusti070/overview

Hey

Who’s giving the boys shit

Cause you can’t counter it?

🤔🤔🤔

[plain temple]

fookin

[solid hinge]

It’s the most streamline weapon

And most basic one to use

[plain temple]

damn

[solid hinge]

Not hard to counter

Just get them when their running

Unless your me who actually knows how to hipfire lmao

[plain temple]

netherland boyo

[solid hinge]

Yup 🤣

It’s easy too counter yes

[plain temple]

trying to find my profile

[solid hinge]

But getting killed by boys out of no where is less fun

95% of the players are prone

[plain temple]

especially since its a 1 shot to the body

[solid hinge]

^

Noob gun

[proven acorn]

all these people usin the boys are free kills tho

[solid hinge]

Indeed they are

[plain temple]

but fucking annoying

[solid hinge]

Idk how playing with that weapon is fun

[proven acorn]

only die to it when i get barrel stuffed out of nowhere

[solid hinge]

Laying down and waiting for your enemy

Not PTFO’ing

[plain temple]

^

po8 carbine gang for recon

[solid hinge]

Fucking boring

Do something

[plain temple]

what gun do you use as a medic?

[solid hinge]

P08 carbine is a beast

Tommygun

[plain temple]

sweat

[proven acorn]

PTFO'ing?

[plain temple]

capturing the objective?

[solid hinge]

Playing the fucking objective

[proven acorn]

whats an objective

[plain temple]

its taking a long ass time to find my stats

i cant be that shit at the game

[proven acorn]

i just lay around with the boys

[solid hinge]

NOOOOOOOOO

[proven acorn]

XD

[solid hinge]

@plain temple don’t you know what your kd and spm is?

[plain temple]

ok finally fucking found it

[solid hinge]

😂

[plain temple]

my kd is 1.11

[proven acorn]

my kd is aaaassssss. like 1.1 or something

[solid hinge]

God dayum

[plain temple]

...

sob

[solid hinge]

HAHA.

[proven acorn]

XD

[plain temple]

im gonna be honest with you chief

i dont know how the fuck k.d works

[solid hinge]

You serious bro?

[plain temple]

oh wait now its 1.17

[solid hinge]

Lmao

[plain temple]

im actually serious

[proven acorn]

to raise my kd i need to go 2000 something to 0

[solid hinge]

Lmao

[proven acorn]

then id get the ok kd of 2.0

[plain temple]

ok wait

[solid hinge]

Just go for the objective and help your squad out

[plain temple]

only 966 kills as a TANKER

[solid hinge]

Give them ammo and medkits

[plain temple]

W H A T

[solid hinge]

Revive

You kinda suck with tanks.....

Jk

[proven acorn]

drink lots of milk to make your bones strong

[stone shore]

Hey can sum1 dm me cause i cant find my pohone and i dont know how to use find my iphone and im too lazy to learn how to

[plain temple]

my best tank is currently the tiger I with 289 kills

[proven acorn]

make a new account and dm yourself

[stone shore]

No

[proven acorn]

😃

[plain temple]

ok let me dm you

[solid hinge]

111 tank kills

[plain temple]

966 kills with the sten?

i didnt realise i use the gun for that long

[solid hinge]

I like the tanks more in bf1

[plain temple]

i dont play tank in bf1

[solid hinge]

12093 with the tommygun

[plain temple]

my most used gadget is syringe

[solid hinge]

1216 with the sten

[plain temple]

what does it mean by top 3?

[proven acorn]

yea i havent played near as much as yall lol

[plain temple]

i have no life, that is why

32,568 heals

[solid hinge]

15 days 7 hours and 7 minutes play time

[neon kayak]

how much damage the apcr do now?

[plain temple]

6d 03h 22m Play Time

[drifting marsh]

i've never seen any server that has a background like this

[plain temple]

damn if i was on playstation i would love to play with you

[neon kayak]

are we comparing time in BFV?

[plain temple]

yes

[neon kayak]

oh I got 12 days an 6 hours

[plain temple]

bruh

[drifting kite]

Anyone play PC bf1

[solid hinge]

@plain temple one day we will all have crossplay...

[plain temple]

one day

[neon kayak]

I have a friend that has 40 days in BF1

[plain temple]

race you to 500 when more levels get added

[solid hinge]

Challenge accepted

[neon kayak]

Can I join this race?

[plain temple]

sure comrade

[solid hinge]

Sure

[plain temple]

ok but fr tho when is more levels coming

[solid hinge]

After summer

...

[neon kayak]

How do you get the cricket bat?

[plain temple]

damnit

[solid hinge]

Play the british warstory

[plain temple]

under no flag

[solid hinge]

Under no flag

Yhhh

[plain temple]

complete all challenges and collect all letters

[solid hinge]

I’ve only played the german one

[plain temple]

same

[neon kayak]

oh jesus christ

[plain temple]

tiger tank skin lookin fresh

[solid hinge]

Enjoyed shooting at the yanks

😂

[plain temple]

same 😹

[neon kayak]

what is tirailluer for?

[plain temple]

peter was cute tho

but you didnt hear me say that

tirailluer is for coupe coupe the machete

[neon kayak]

coupe coupe?

oh ok

[plain temple]

yes

[solid hinge]

KERTZZZZ

KERTZZZZZ

[plain temple]

KERTZ

[neon kayak]

then nordlys is for?

[plain temple]

I know he was your friend but he deserted!

We are stronger together, say it!

broke my heart bro

nordlys is solviegs knife

[solid hinge]

Fucking Schroder

[plain temple]

schroder is that bitch who tells the teacher we have homework

[solid hinge]

I won solviegs statue

[neon kayak]

is there a video for getting all the letter on under no flag

[plain temple]

yes

search it up

i wish they had dog tags for completing the last tiger

they have it for nordlys n such but not the last one

due to it being released later than the others

[neon kayak]

does it matter what difficulty it is?

[solid hinge]

https://twitter.com/davidha12890507/status/1134529326165254145?s=21

[plain temple]

no

[solid hinge]

😎

[plain temple]

BRUH

THE FLEX

[solid hinge]

😂

I FOOKING WON MATE

[plain temple]

i have won NOTHING

REEEEEEEE

[solid hinge]

What’s your favorite gamemode?

[solemn wedge]

how big is it

the statue

[plain temple]

breakthrough or conquest

[solid hinge]

It’s as big as a cigarette pack 🤣

What about grand ops?

[solemn wedge]

lol

looks cool tho, congrats

[plain temple]

love it

[solid hinge]

Thanks!

I hate Operation Battle Axe

Because of your favo map 👀

[plain temple]

battle axe is hamada right

i dont like the first day at all

i love the last day tho

a complete fight to the death

[solid hinge]

Breakthrough on Aerodrome is fun

Especially at the second sector

[plain temple]

yeah

[solid hinge]

I mainly play Raid on Rotterdam

[plain temple]

rotterdam is a fun ass map especially on grand ops

[solid hinge]

I wish we got a world map like in bf1 where we could choose our own operations

It always puts me in Narvik or Hamada via quickmatch smh 🤦‍♂️

[tribal cairn]

I loved Hamada at first

But overtime

I hated it more and more

[plain temple]

you can choose you now

[solid hinge]

How

[plain temple]

i wish iwas active enough to turn on the game to check its name

[solid hinge]

Hamada is 1 boring ass map

[plain temple]

when its in trending you can like

[solid hinge]

LOL

[plain temple]

ok fuck

you know those black bars at the side in the trending tab?

at the bottom there is like a filter thing

i just set it up through there

[solid hinge]

no

[plain temple]

whaaa

but then

what

[solid hinge]

I want a xbox

[plain temple]

like

fuck this is confusing

you have a trending tab right

[solid hinge]

no

[plain temple]

???

what

???????

[tribal cairn]

Console players don't have it

[plain temple]

ps4 certainly fucking dont

i do tho

[tribal cairn]

Talk about equality

[solid hinge]

that’s why I want a xbox 🤣

[tribal cairn]

I only want an Xbox for Halo

[plain temple]

halo fun as shit

[tribal cairn]

Since I'm still salty for them never giving it to PlayStation

[plain temple]

what do you have musti

[solid hinge]

Are you high?

[plain temple]

yes

[solid hinge]

Oh ok

Ps4

@tribal cairn they don’t have any of our exclusives 😉

[plain temple]

what

[solid hinge]

I’m not of a exclusive guy

[plain temple]

WHAT

[tribal cairn]

I still want Halo

[plain temple]

????

[solid hinge]

I still want Ryse son of rome

[plain temple]

im gonna need a sanitater

[solid hinge]

although it’s a old game

[plain temple]

wanna swap

[solid hinge]

SANITATER !!

Temperoraly

[plain temple]

for a useless xbox game

that you cant actually use

but its the game you wanted

[solid hinge]

Wanna play God of War?

Ahhh nvm then

[tribal cairn]

I'll give you my corrupted Ghostbusters PS3 Disc

For it

[solid hinge]

Corrupted tho 🤣

[plain temple]

lmao

[tribal cairn]

I mean, it's not corrupted

[plain temple]

crossplay pls

im begging

[tribal cairn]

Please gimme it

[solid hinge]

I don’t think i’ve any corrupted games since ps2

Wanna play Modern Warfare together?

[plain temple]

musti and dessert
the great medic and the shit medic
adventures in fucking hamada

[tribal cairn]

PS3 had a bit of corruption issues but very uncommon

[plain temple]

my ps3 controller broke inside so it moves on its own

[tribal cairn]

And I'm the shitty recon

[plain temple]

lmao

[solid hinge]

You switched from a ps3 to xbox one?

BETRAYAL

[plain temple]

my friend gave it to me since he was moving and couldnt take it-

my dad is gonna get a ps4 when the last of us comes out or smth

[tribal cairn]

We all know which is the Superior system

[plain temple]

the wii

[solid hinge]

Haha peasants

[tribal cairn]

No you fool

The SNES

[solid hinge]

MOBILE GAMING

[plain temple]

oh my christ

[solid hinge]

Imagine a bf on mobile

[tribal cairn]

The phone would explode

Due to how big it would be

[plain temple]

fortnite on mobile

[ashen elk]

how big?

[tribal cairn]

Fortnite is smaller

[solid hinge]

Pubg on mobile

[tribal cairn]

And simple

[plain temple]

the only good mobile game is fuckin afk arena

[solid hinge]

99% of the playerbase can’t fucking aim

[plain temple]

its actually a good game but my phone broke

[tribal cairn]

I don't have an actual modern phone

I still use my flip-phone or blackberry

[plain temple]

w h a a a

[solid hinge]

You’re a old timer aren’t you?

[plain temple]

i used my mums blackberry to play games on it

they were hard games

[tribal cairn]

If I can use it for the same purpose, for a lot cheaper,

I will do it

[solid hinge]

I played snakes on my mom’s nokia

[plain temple]

ill never forget that game where the princess was a stubborn bitch

[tribal cairn]

There was a helicopter version of flappy bird on my blackberry

Can't remember what it is called

[solid hinge]

Don’t talk about it, you’re making me suicidal

[tribal cairn]

You played it too?

Huh

[solid hinge]

Yup

[tribal cairn]

Yeah, I found it harder than hell to even remotely play it

[fleet venture]

Is in the name of the tsar free?

I don’t have the DLC and I got to play the map.

[tribal cairn]

The content was made free I think

Most of the premium stuff from the BF games was made free with new additions

[fleet venture]

What would a battlefield set in the American Revolution be like?

Probably boring

[solid hinge]

Boring

It went go further back in history than WW1

I want a cold war bf

1960-1980

[fleet venture]

Should I buy battlefield V?

Like is it worth it

[solid hinge]

For how much?

[fleet venture]

I’ve seen it for 60$

[plain temple]

thats, a lot

[solid hinge]

Wait for a discount

[plain temple]

yeah

[solid hinge]

Are you on ps4?

There’s almost every month a discount for bf games in the ps store

[fleet venture]

I’m on Xbox.

[plain temple]

wwaaaaah

GREAT

discounts should be coming soon since its summer or smth

you can probably get it cheaper as a disc or something

[rocky verge]

Gets all mastery assigemts done for selbslider 1916

Sees mastery VI

[plain temple]

lmao

[tribal cairn]

You'll know your team is fucked when you are losing 58-350 and the enemy Churchill is spawn camping one of your spawns

[solid hinge]

🤣

[fleet venture]

Is hardline any good?

[royal gull]

Which semi-automatic rifle is considered the best?

[solemn wedge]

Mas 44

[opaque pawn]

ag42

[midnight nimbus]

all SARs are fairly equal levels of busted good

Turner or MAS imo are a bit ahead of the pack

[solid hinge]

New weapon coming in 2 weeks 👀

[midnight nimbus]

nothing interesting coming out soon

besides Model 27

[hoary creek]

Just got piat

Any tips

[solid hinge]

Idk what the name was

But it’s going to be a italian smg

MAB 38

[hoary creek]

??

How to use piat

[drifting marsh]

@hoary creek i heard it function similar to a mortar @hoary creek

[hoary creek]

Oh

Low range

[drifting marsh]

like the rocket falling after a distance

[hoary creek]

?

[drifting marsh]

read the weapon description

[hoary creek]

Than panzer Faust?

Hmm I can't now

[drifting marsh]

no that's different

[hoary creek]

Oh

Then?

[drifting marsh]

i don't have the game either now Xd

[twin current]

I can't open bfv. When I click play, the window opens, then closes a few secs after

any ideas?

[solid hinge]

Ps4?

[twin current]

nah, pc

[royal gull]

If the next game is BFBC3 then I hope it stays true to the series and doesn't have prone

[drifting marsh]

@hoary creek try hold the button and leave it when you fire the piat

see how the shell falls

it has a morter mini map

[tribal cairn]

I actually found a legitimate good reason for Hamada

Flare spotting

Camp next to the ammo box on B

And just spam

[solid hinge]

Nope still hate it

[tribal cairn]

Rack up some nice points

Map still sucks

But there's points out of it

[solid hinge]

I only like the D E and F points 😂

[hoary creek]

@drifting marsh k

[neon kayak]

I can't shoot a plane out the air with a panzerfaust for the last quest

For the cricket bat

[royal gull]

Seriously, Battlefield should remove prone from the series

[solid hinge]

Why? Lol

[royal gull]

It's too easily abused

Bad Company 2 didn't have prone and it's one of the best in the franchise

[solid hinge]

We have to accept it tbh

It was alright in the other BF games

And every FPS has it

I remember one time I Battlefield V where all I did was die

Did Battlefield V had a Europe vs USA Esports event?

[unique crater]

Fuck Narvik, Fuck Hamada, Twisted Steel can fall in line too.

[solid hinge]

Which maps do you like then? 😂

[unique crater]

None, actually

2

Mercury and Panzerstorm

Rest are garbage, game can’t even balance teams when it’s 7v17

[solid hinge]

Never happened to me lol

[unique crater]

You can’t defend on Breakthrough if the enemy team has 2x the manpower

Your entire team can’t hold an objective against 17 guys

[solid hinge]

Just leave and find another match?

[unique crater]

Why? I should have to.

I should be able to play the game knowing the team counts are close and not an absolute rout

[solid hinge]

Whatever you want man

[finite locust]

Add me on Xbox

[solid hinge]

@finite locust #lfg-xbox

[drifting marsh]

balance team is shit itself because team switching is gone @unique crater

[tribal cairn]

They could bring back BF1's revive system, like all the other battlefields in the series

Pull out your defibs or syringe,

Poke them,

Then your good to go

The only way to not die when reviving someone is to toss smoke or clear the area

It's also much more fast-paced

But they could probably keep the buddy revive thing

That way, squads without a medic could still help each other out

[sterile ledge]

I like the revives in bf5

[tribal cairn]

But I'm also fine with the current system as well

[sterile ledge]

I dont like the attrition system tho

I dont think anybody does

[tribal cairn]

The tickets?

[sterile ledge]

Wdym

[tribal cairn]

Stupid question, carry on.

[sterile ledge]

Thats all i had to say

[tribal cairn]

I'm honestly not sure what the attrition thing is, I don't pay attention to that stuff

Oh, it's basically scavenger hunt with bullets

I mean, I could see the problem with that

[solid hinge]

Attrition is meh

It made the medic crate useless

No point to

I get like 200 pistol rounds

But 3 primary magazines?

🤔 I think they should of lowered the pistol mags as well. That’s me. Another thing is how I’m always topped up in ammo because of ammo spam throw lol.

[drifting marsh]

can't call it attrition when all classes have a medic bag

[solid hinge]

Theirs no reason to pick anything but the throwables

[drifting marsh]

and the medic has unlimited amount of it too

[solid hinge]

The BF4 system worked lol

Just drop and poof your fine

Still die but it worked

BF4/bf3

[wintry shadow]

Bf4 is dead now

[drifting marsh]

@solid hinge that's why dice hate it
weird people

[compact oxide]

The biggest problem for me is because they buffed all the primaries from previous games the pistols are crap now

[drifting marsh]

[solid hinge]

Pistols worked in 4 lol

1 it was a skill thing

Literally Hardline had a better system

Deagle

Change my mind

[drifting marsh]

pistols are better than bf1

[compact oxide]

Lol

[drifting marsh]

unless i use a magnum of course

[solid hinge]

I just knew how to tap fast lol

[compact oxide]

Bf1 pistols were freaking great

[solid hinge]

They were

Why’d they drop the ball?

Rushed

That’s what this game is: Rushed product for us

[drifting marsh]

the magnums are so good
but the normal pistols are meh @compact oxide

[solid hinge]

That’s why we have 200 pistol rounds

@drifting marsh sir, the M1911 worked. The C96 was amazing

The P08 was a unit

The Gasser was a sniper

🤔

[compact oxide]

In bf1 basically all pistols were great

[solid hinge]

Even the Kolibri

Just because it was fun

[compact oxide]

Yup

[solid hinge]

Bfv feels like a rehashed bf1

[drifting marsh]

i love the gasser too

[solid hinge]

With worse pistols

[sterile ledge]

Obrez

[solid hinge]

SAA

Change my mind

[compact oxide]

I used all the 450rof pistols and it was so much better in that

[drifting marsh]

MARS AUTOMATIC

[solid hinge]

Excuse me

[sterile ledge]

Mars and the m1911

[solid hinge]

revolver ocelot

Single Action Army

Change my mind

[drifting marsh]

[sterile ledge]

Auto revolver is good too

[compact oxide]

Peacekeeper 👌 👌 👌

[solid hinge]

Everyone uses the auto though

Once the Mk6 came out

[sterile ledge]

Peacekeeper is a pain in the arse

[solid hinge]

Peacekeeper is a true mans weapon

I literally just went ocelot and sniped snipers

[sterile ledge]

No.3 revolver smh

[solid hinge]

You mean the crappy gasser 🤣

Howdah fight me

[sterile ledge]

No thank you

[solid hinge]

Howdah should of been a sniper weapon

Lol

@compact oxide back me up here lmao

[drifting marsh]

LOL

[sterile ledge]

Hans

[solid hinge]

Howdah is good gun lmao

[compact oxide]

No 3 was eh

[drifting marsh]

@sterile ledge yeah

[sterile ledge]

Go to the trenchs

[compact oxide]

Only ever got 1 kill with the Howdah I think

[drifting marsh]

JA

[solid hinge]

God

[drifting marsh]

[solid hinge]

Y’all don’t use the howdah?

That things great

[sterile ledge]

No3 is godly

[drifting marsh]

ze ordeh

[sterile ledge]

In rdr2

[solid hinge]

I killed elites by dumping that thing into heads

[compact oxide]

Howdah could've been fun but assault was my least played class

[drifting marsh]

[solid hinge]

Ood

[compact oxide]

Medic all the way

[solid hinge]

Recon

Martini Henry infantry

[drifting marsh]

you're a rare player manic

[sterile ledge]

Howdah is shit

[compact oxide]

Eh

A dare player?

[sterile ledge]

If its not 10 meters its useless

[solid hinge]

Martini was the most fun recon “bolt”

Cause of the sound and the reloading

[sterile ledge]

Martini had slow muzzle velocity tho

[compact oxide]

I enjoyed scout only after the Ross inf came out

[drifting marsh]

i mean rare lol

nvm

[solid hinge]

It was a rehash if BF4 snipers for me

[sterile ledge]

The only great thing about the martini is the sweet spot

[solid hinge]

So I adjusted quickl

I hated sweet spots lol

[sterile ledge]

The smle mk3 is the best for me

[compact oxide]

Martini was fun and all but I didn't like the sweet spot stuff

[solid hinge]

I thoughr that was a terrible mechanic

[compact oxide]

Yup

[sterile ledge]

With that 10 round mag

[solid hinge]

It made no sense to shoot point blank

And not get a kill

But 30M away it would

[compact oxide]

But quickswapping with snipers was great

[solid hinge]

Kolibri + Martini 🤔

[sterile ledge]

Gewehr 98

[drifting marsh]

@solid hinge free kill with ze kolibri

[solid hinge]

That is fun to

[drifting marsh]

[compact oxide]

Actually my favorite thing about bf1 sniping was the quickswapping, then they killed it in BFV

[solid hinge]

Ever did the

Arisaka anyone

[sterile ledge]

Shite

[solid hinge]

Or the Russian Trench?

[compact oxide]

Arisaka patrol

[drifting marsh]

i liked them both

[sterile ledge]

Russian was good

[compact oxide]

Russian trench

[solid hinge]

Russian trench

[drifting marsh]

[solid hinge]

Best fun in that French operation

With the big fort

God I can’t remember now

[compact oxide]

Last hackusation I got was going 50-3 halfway through a game with the Russian trench

[solid hinge]

That’s what I get with the martini lol

[compact oxide]

Soooo much fun on rupture

[solid hinge]

I just pop heads and I’m done

I used it to destroy a tank and it tilted the tanker

[compact oxide]

Lol

I used to always carry K bullets for that

[sterile ledge]

Model 10a slug tbh

[solid hinge]

Ew