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so essentially the gini coefficient measures inequality

this is the gini coefficient for an average game of aerodrome brekathrough, assuming BFV is a zero sum game

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problem is fun is immeasurable variable.

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5 British tankers have 1 fun each
27 British infantry have 0 fun each
32 German infantry have -5/32 fun each

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Fair enough

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fun is relative and because BFV is a zero sum game the net fun has to equal 0 anyway

so we have a gini coefficient of literally 0.9

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well..

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peak inequality IRL is like

0.7

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tbf we can't just call every competitive multiplayer game zerosum

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BFV is such an unbalanced game in terms of how many people on a server have fun

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I dont really understand how "fun" is quantified and graphed

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win/lose games

[stone plaza]

nah

you can have fun, hard-fought losses

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well it was kinda zero sum like, like in 90s

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I only have fun, hard fought losses if my whole team plays well

The team barely plays well

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no progression over a single round and such

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So I dont play much conquest large

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yeah and BFV is a temporal anomaly

it should have come out like

20 years ago

because it has so many antiquated mechanics

so that makes sense @idle breach

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in that perspective BR game provides the shittiest experience and could never success

[stone plaza]

yeah, ofc

BR is zero sum as fuck

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i still never got why it took off this much

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and 1:1 games should rule

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BFV impressively managed to take BR's zero sum game quality and gini coefficient and apply that to a large scale team game

which i find hilarious

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ah

gini coefficient

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I think the reason battlefield series keep maintaining core players

[solid hinge]

never thought i'd ever hear that term again after my geography IGCSE

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are actually there are several theatre going on in a single round

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conquest has a core lack of focus

it's TDM Large where you pick your spawn, which fundamentally breaks TDM (predictable spawns)

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in average conquest

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Yeah its why I find breakthrough more fun

[haughty pawn]

conquest became camping pronefest

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it looks like 32 v 32 but

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is battlefield dead?

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it's why tryhards don't play conquest for fragmovies

and if they do

they play linear maps

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IMO it's more like several things going on

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and quit after a backcap

[haughty pawn]

firestorm is dead for sure

[solid hinge]

conquest in this game is abysmal

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bc they can't predict flow anymore

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rip firestorm

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it's why rela only played breakthrough and frontlines on stream

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Conquest in any battlefield is the same, its just a fun mess most of the time

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for his epic killfeeds

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cq is unironically the worst gamemode in the game

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people like fast paced close quarter just keep going the 'centre'

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that's been the case since forever

conquegg

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BF only has a few maps per title that are good on CQ, BFV just has zero

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people who like winning the round doing some flanks and things

snipers just doing snipey things

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idk i enjoyed conquest in 4 and 1

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pilot doing pilot things

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maps like achi baba

[solid hinge]

yeah i liked ops/rush more but still

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it's not like chaos it's like

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are fun on cq

also suez is pretty fun

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well because BF4 and 1 had a few CQ maps with some actual flow

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linear maps tend to work well

who'd have thunk

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i could still play a few rounds and enjoy it

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bf series is so stupid and that stupidity is what make the bf keep going I think

[solid hinge]

i cant even stand 10 minutes of cq in this game

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I only enjoy conquest in BFV when I get top 5 players place cause its a stat boost, otherwise its not

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Amiens has flow without being linear

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meanwhile you get reeeeeeeedditors screaming "linear maps arent real BF, the map designer should lose his job"

which i find so funny

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i like fjiell conquest,no idea why

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be honest, how much Giants of Karelia did you guys play

was that a fun map

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if bf players really do cooperate, everybody doing PTFO and do some ideal gameplay

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can you even remember what it looks like

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hmmmm

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game would be really shitty

[stone plaza]

meanwhile

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Reddit isnt really a valid source of opinions most of the time

[stone plaza]

operation locker?

fun map

[solid hinge]

was that the map with the multilevel boat?

[soft storm]

Reddit isn’t ever a valid opinion

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wait noo it's the snowey map with the train tracks

i played that A LOT

[soft storm]

You mean propaganda?

[solid hinge]

back before 1 came out, the mixed servers would rotate that map often

for some reason the mixed servers would only have the same 2 maps out of a map pack

[soft storm]

Propaganda then. It’s in North Korea

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Propaganda actually has a sensible layout

that takes tanks into mind

[solid hinge]

What goes with hawk and dove headgear

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hawk 12g

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meanwhile something like Twisted Steel

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yeah twisted steel is like

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how did they account for tanks at all

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unbelievably stupid

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If they remove the D Flag on Twisted Steel that would be a start

G as well

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it has an "infantry chokepoint area" which isnt even a chokepoint

bc it barely accounts for any of the flags

garbage visibility

map makes me puke fr

[soft storm]

Chokepoint 😤👌🔥🔥🔥

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glad i never have to play it again

[haughty pawn]

omg i hate twisted steel so much,i leave every game

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BFV CQ maps don't really do the whole "combined arms" thing very well

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this

[soft storm]

Twisted steel is alright if you play vehicles or only play on the bridge

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I mean

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BFV CQ maps are bad infantry maps with furniture tanks and ceiling fan planes

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twisted steel isn't even fun in a vehicle

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BFV Breakthrough is tank carnage bc turrets only need to look in one direction

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the concept of combined arms would never fucking work

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not in CQ at least

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and they can shred

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NEVER WORK

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wrong

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no

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wrong

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because

[midnight nimbus]

it worked plenty of times

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it worked before

[haughty pawn]

twisted steel sucks in every gamemode the same

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lol

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twisted steel is actually kinda sensible on Breakthrough

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I mean real combined arms

[gray glade]

i like twisted steel for breakthrough

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well then again pretty much every map works on Breakthrough

[haughty pawn]

can't agree on that,boring af for me

[stone plaza]

you mean infantry and vehicles or the shitty co op mode

bc infantry and vehicles work fine

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Twisted Steel breakthrough sucks when the entire 32 player team rotates off the bridge

[iron jungle]

Breakthrough Twisted Steel is fine. I stay away from that gott-damn bridge, though.

Taking the outer objectives can be really fulfilling.

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I mean vehicle or infantry or whatever, tens of multiple units just coordinating together

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why doesn't that work

[haughty pawn]

if you don't get sniped down by the 20 camping recons on the bridge

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it's only worked in like hundreds of other games

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no

[stoic breach]

The 20 camping recons are losing the match for their team

Its not a big problem lol

[idle breach]

you need to group that units to work

[abstract barn]

are the hit points missed up in bf5?

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no

[haughty pawn]

they are,but it's just no fun

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you need sufficiently powerful individuals

[solid hinge]

the hit points arent working yeah

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there is a reason that four to five people make a group, then those groups make a larger groups and things

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when individuals are powerful, then they can start working together

[iron jungle]

I figure if they can hit me at B while at the bridge they deserve the kill. That's a long shot and not something a moron could hit. Still really frustrating tho.

[haughty pawn]

i don't care too much about winning or loosing,i just need to have a good amount of fun

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BF3/4 did combined arms just fine

vehicles are strong af

engineers carry like 9 RPGs

literally enough to kill 3 tanks and change

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no no what I'm talking about is

[iron jungle]

I miss those days of 7 RPG's.

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a commander or leader or boss whatever

[solid hinge]

not to forget support and recon could instagib a tank if they sneak up successfully

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what does a commander have to do with combined arms

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ideal amount of somebody managing something is around four to five

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unconscious teamwork = best teamwork

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That is true

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that's more like anarchy

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no

[iron jungle]

Hahaha.

[idle breach]

yeah that's the best but

[midnight nimbus]

BF4 had unconscious teamwork in spades

SOFLAM

effective rep monkey

attack heli

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then it's something different from teamwork

more like uh..

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crates with auras

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forgot the english term. whatever

[iron jungle]

"crates with auras" 10/10

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BFV needs the firestorm heli in multiplayer, its being wasted in BR

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and that german swimming car

schwwwwmwnwdwhcwcwimwagen

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Well theres like no water in maps besides twisted steel but thats already been talked about

[idle breach]

I just want dice to replace the universal carrier

[iron jungle]

I could do without a heli in MP. There's already too many things buzzing past my face.

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BFV needs BF3 attack heli so i can forget the maps exist and just explode people indiscriminately

[iron jungle]

It would be fun as hell to pick some heli's off with the 6-pounders, tho

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Well if you stack a bunch of assauts in the firestorm heli in say panzerstorm or something

Its basically that

And a support to repair

I want that in MP

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let's just go fully

fantasy something

upside down heli

[stone plaza]

nah

dragons

[iron jungle]

hahaha

[idle breach]

chops infantry with rotor blades

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Well DICE can get creative with a support helo

Heli

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let me dracarys people

[iron jungle]

That dog thing from Neverending Story

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Seriously theres way too many missed opportunities in BFV

So so many

[iron jungle]

That witch who rode the vacuum in Hocus Pocus

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[stone plaza]

BFV is a giant missed opportunity

[marble phoenix]

wasnt that witch, Sarah Jessica Parker? lol

[stone plaza]

all they had to do was uh

reskin BF1 and give it hype TTK

and hype vehicles

but instead we got boomerfield quegg

:/

[iron jungle]

She was one of them, not the one who rode the vacuum tho.

[marble phoenix]

BFV is kinda sorta feeling like a throwaway

solid game

but needed a lot more work before release

however

if Bad Company 3 isnt a myth

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Well the vehicles are invincible if you camp and theres nothing stopping you from camping

[marble phoenix]

that joint just might be the best in the series

[stoic breach]

Cause assault gets rewarded as soon as they spawn if they find a tank

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if there's ever another BF game, it should forget that BFV existed

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So why wouldn't you camp

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like how BFV forgot that every game after BF3 existed

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You know what

Roze

[iron jungle]

I'm really holding out hope that it pulls through. I'm a dreamer. I really didnt see that many issues with it until I came to Reddit and now It's really opened my eyes as a fan of the franchise since 1942, just how MUCH is actually missing/half-assed

[marble phoenix]

I'd take a Battlefield Hardline 2

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I

I want bf to have

[marble phoenix]

word, @iron jungle

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I admire the fact that you dont like the game because of its gameplay and not dice being too "woke"

[idle breach]

cod MW2 like riot shield

[iron jungle]

I didn't hate Hardline. It was different, sure, but I didnt hate it.

[idle breach]

with bf melee attack

so I could do the roman legionary blocking stabbing people with AK-47 thing again

and also blocking MG from chopper

[iron jungle]

hahha

[marble phoenix]

i want a another modern era game

more melee and side arm weapons

[iron jungle]

I'd totally shell out for BFBC3

[marble phoenix]

i think Bad Company 3 is coming

[idle breach]

riot shield in mw2 was so stupid it was good

[marble phoenix]

next gen

[idle breach]

mw2 was full of stupid shit it was good

[stoic breach]

I'm gonna be honest I couldnt care less about Bad Company really

[iron jungle]

They need to give it the development time that it deserves. I really think the franchise hangs in the balance with it.

[idle breach]

true

[marble phoenix]

right

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I think

[iron jungle]

BFBC2 was the first BF title that I truly fell in loive with.

[marble phoenix]

and the development was missed on bfv because they gearing up for the sequel to the most hailed game in the series (Bad Company 2)

[idle breach]

EA is planning next bf franchise released with next consoles

[iron jungle]

I've considered that too.

I've been selling my plasma on the weekends to put towards the PS5 fund

[marble phoenix]

yup thats what a little bird is saying

[idle breach]

I hope in this summer tropical cyclone hit the pacific area so fucking hard

the entire electronic industry go fucked up and next gen console delayed till 2022

[marble phoenix]

whoa whoa

thats an awful forecast lol

[idle breach]

with no casualty

[marble phoenix]

im ready for PS5

[idle breach]

just many many weyt semiconductors

[marble phoenix]

my PS4 (from launch date) ejects discs on its own now

sounds like a fighter jet

[iron jungle]

I'm ready for it too. I love my PS4 and my Day 1 console is still going strong.

[idle breach]

and we're stuck with

uh

NVIDIA RTX20XX till 2022

[marble phoenix]

yea i wanna build a rig

[idle breach]

okay this is stupid

[marble phoenix]

but it'll be for Tekken lol

[iron jungle]

I just want something new now that I have disposable income and can finally afford to buy shit that I want. The PS4 literally killed me buying back then

[marble phoenix]

PS4 was an early Xmas gift back in '13

got that joint from a wholsale store

[iron jungle]

Is there a mobile app for this? This is my first time using Discord ever and don't know shit about it.

[idle breach]

yeah

[marble phoenix]

there was like 7 in stock

[idle breach]

just find discord app in appstore

[marble phoenix]

yup

the mobile app good too

[iron jungle]

I had a friend who managed a Gamestop hold one for me and I had to sneak into the store an hour early. I was going to sell it for $$$$$$ but after an hour of staring at it, I had to open it. HAD TO.

Right on. Thanks, dudes.

[solid hinge]

What goes with hawk and dove head

[marble phoenix]

Damn, clothing advice? lol

whatever looks good

run with that

and dont match more than twice

it looks tacky

[idle breach]

I tried matching that hawk and dove had with divining rod torso

mirage would do

but it's kinda weird considering it's pilot helmet

hunter would do fine I guess

[marble phoenix]

HAdes pants paired with Hawk & Dove jacket was cool

[solid hinge]

Yeah well I'm trying to make a pilot lol

Authentic pilot

[idle breach]

yeah

then your options are

aviator, hunter

epic based on that

[marble phoenix]

the hawk & dove headgear automatically top 5 now

[idle breach]

and that uh...

[marble phoenix]

that shit iLL

[idle breach]

only undershirt thing

architect

[dense bone]

does the p08 show up in bftracker as the p38?

[fervent sinew]

They should add the Das Reich uniform for the Germans and the 101st Airborne Uniforms for the Americans.

that be nice

[idle breach]

I think I saw 82nd uniform in that video

with unreleased cosmetics

or 101st. I saw the division patch

[fervent sinew]

Yup

[idle breach]

not sure.. I don't know much american division markings

must be one of those two

[fervent sinew]

Maybe add a 21st Panzer skin for the german.

They can add the 1st Raiders for the USMC

[idle breach]

I just wonder what dice would do

with current cosmetics for.. brit/US

with eastern front?

people would be pissed off if they can't use seamus on pacific theatre or eastern front

[fervent sinew]

Eastern Front would most likly have VDV uniforms, Red Army, and Army Group A uniforms.

[idle breach]

did vdv was a thing back in ww2?

[dense bone]

does p08 count as p38 in bf tracker?

[fervent sinew]

Yes VDV was a thing back in WW2

Even the Spetnaz too

[idle breach]

I know soviets are the first one to make paratroopers but

huh

must been fighting as elite infantry like naval infantry?

[fervent sinew]

I have never seen a single USSR Naval soldier fight anywhere else, other then Sovostopol.

Wouldn't make sense tho to add them at all.

[idle breach]

hmm

I wish we have sebastopol

[fervent sinew]

Sovo would be nice

[untold cliff]

joseph stalin moment

[ancient ocean]

All I saw was USSR and now I'm interested.

[untold cliff]

^

same here lmfao

[idle breach]

every ww2 just goes directly to STALINGRAD

it's like

[fervent sinew]

That was the battle where the Gustov Railway gun was used.

[idle breach]

germans walk, stalingrad happens, sometimes kursk and BAM berlin

[fervent sinew]

We could go to Finish War. That be awesome.

[iron jungle]

I have such fond memories of COD Stalingrad.

[idle breach]

I'd love to see that but

I...

don't really trust dice anymore

in snowy map

[fervent sinew]

same

[idle breach]

like I get it, you make good maps

but please consider

WHITE MAP HURTS EYE

[fervent sinew]

they just ruin it just like the uniforms. so fucking in accurate

[idle breach]

you're in sweden you supposed to know that shit

[iron jungle]

I hate any map using snow. Fjell and Narvik are instant quits for me. My fucking eyes.

[idle breach]

oh my bad is DICE LA making bfv

in that case it makes sence

[fervent sinew]

"We want to make a WW2 game that is TRUE to history." -DICE-

Adds woman with no arms and blue hair

[idle breach]

just tone down or

i don't know

snowy map is too bright

[iron jungle]

@fervent sinew hahaha

[fervent sinew]

Yeah.

I got really piss when I saw that fucking dike in the trailer.

Like no.

Just no.

[idle breach]

I dissapointed because

dice did not went full fantasy WW2

[rose pilot]

quoting DICE on something they never said okay lol.

[fervent sinew]

I WANTED A TRUE WW2, LIKE BATTEFIELD 1944

[iron jungle]

I have a very difficult time tracking moments in the snow maps. It's probably because i have some fucked up vision issues, but I can NEVER see whoever it is that kills me with a Thompson from 600m away. idk.

[idle breach]

I WANTED A FALSE WW2 LIKE ROCKETJUMPING NKVD DUEL WIELDING PTRD

[fervent sinew]

lol

[idle breach]

this is too

[iron jungle]

I wanted more swords. Where are the swords.

[idle breach]

inbetween

yeah

where is my sword

british naval dirk

scottish claymore

katana

uh

[dense bone]

i need p08 carbine stats

[idle breach]

grossmesser

[dense bone]

bftracker pleasase

[fervent sinew]

DICE adds german jets in game:
People: Thats not real
Me: Me 262 used to counter US bombers

[idle breach]

I want some riot shield

[fervent sinew]

That would be fine.

[idle breach]

when italian faction comes

I want to see some legionaries

[fervent sinew]

okay hold it

Italians? Oh god.

I hate them.

[idle breach]

I want some TESTUDO

gonna throw javelins at those shermans

[fervent sinew]

WHERE GOING TO GREECE BOYS

lol

[idle breach]

yeah greek faction should do phalanx

[fervent sinew]

No

Stop

[idle breach]

germans

uh

germans do german thing

brits can get their chariots

[fervent sinew]

Oh god.

[idle breach]

and I think we should get AK47

[fervent sinew]

lol

[idle breach]

because we have MAS-44, actually a MAS-49

we already have a 1949 gun

why not 1947 gun?

[fervent sinew]

Yo wheres my Ratte 1000?

[idle breach]

that should be added as secondary weapon

[fervent sinew]

Its a tank

[idle breach]

yeah

[fervent sinew]

oh

OH

[idle breach]

the one with

cruiser main cannon?

[fervent sinew]

The Ratte 1000 carried the same guns that was on the Bismarck.

here

[idle breach]

11inch gun right?

it's a pussygun

18inch should be primary

[fervent sinew]

<img src="http://www.techcult.ru/content/2014/1941/tank-landkreuzer-p-1000-ratte_5.jpg" alt="Image result for ratte 1000"/>

This is modal of the Ratte 1000

[idle breach]

i thought ratte would have turret of scharnhorst

[fervent sinew]

It would for anti air

[idle breach]

I mained german tanks in WOT

[fervent sinew]

Ew WoT

[idle breach]

that makes me expert in WW2 german tanks

[fervent sinew]

Play a real mans game

[idle breach]

I can confirm

[fervent sinew]

War Thunder

[idle breach]

one sticky dynamite in crotch and BAM transmission on fire

[iron jungle]

That made me spit water

[fervent sinew]

Nah take the Goliath and blow that shit up.

[idle breach]

all german tanks have weak crotch

[fervent sinew]

lol

[idle breach]

kick the ball and goes WAAAAH

[fervent sinew]

Russia trains dogs with mines strapped on them to chase German tanks, forgot that they used russian T-34s

[iron jungle]

I'm just imagining seeing a Tiger tank with one of those trailer hitches that looks like balls now.

[fervent sinew]

lol

[sharp grove]

Lol

[iron jungle]

is the "sweet spot" for my PIAT

[fervent sinew]

http://www.tanks-encyclopedia.com/

Heres a website for info on a shit ton of tanks

[iron jungle]

I really want to get to that Tank museum in the UK (i think?) I'd love to see all that history.

[fervent sinew]

YES

The Tank Museum

Ah I want to go there so bad

[sharp grove]

Same

[fervent sinew]

Fuck you DICE, a tank museum is more fun then BF5

[iron jungle]

hahaha.

[idle breach]

German tanks are like those guys

[sharp grove]

Damn dice got burned right there

[idle breach]

Hit the gym everyday but

Skip the leg day

[fervent sinew]

DICE got burnt hard when they showed the first trailer for BF5

[idle breach]

No never leg day

[fervent sinew]

Fucking SJW man I tell you.

[icy sluice]

"WAHMENS REEE"

[idle breach]

WAHMAN

[sharp grove]

Yeah and where the hell is a good German uniform

[fervent sinew]

lol

[icy sluice]

Ramen :v

[iron jungle]

Tiny widdle calves and non-existent quads

[idle breach]

88mm biceps

[marble phoenix]

lmaooo "tiny widdle"

[idle breach]

7mm calves

[iron jungle]

Hahhaha

[fervent sinew]

88mm Flak Cannon, please add

[drowsy pilot]

anyone wants to paly firestorm?

[fervent sinew]

no

[sharp grove]

Yes

88

[marble phoenix]

i thought Firestorm was gonna give me my BR fix

[fervent sinew]

Gotta love that 88 boi!

[marble phoenix]

but

[sharp grove]

And add the jadgetiger

[marble phoenix]

i dont think i like BR games

[fervent sinew]

Nah bra, add that Nerbel werfer

[sharp grove]

Yes

[iron jungle]

I hate BR games. I've really tried. Just cant. I'll stick to my 6 hours straight on nightly Breakthrough with an occasional Conquest chaser.

[fervent sinew]

yo I'll be right back

brb

[sharp grove]

Also can we get the thermal scope for the stg44 dice

[marble phoenix]

yea firestorm was my first BR type game

[iron jungle]

The first time i played a Firestorm match I was killed because I didnt know you had to manually load the ammunition and rage quit and havent been back (nor will I)

[fervent sinew]

nv I still have 5

[marble phoenix]

but it didnt reel me in to play others

[fervent sinew]

The Vampire Scope for the STG44 yes.

[sharp grove]

Yes

[marble phoenix]

im iron sights on STG44

[sharp grove]

Also give me a tiger 2

[iron jungle]

I hated Fortnite and Apex as they were way too cartoony for me and thats coming from someone who absolutely loves Borderlands.

[fervent sinew]

KING TIGER

[marble phoenix]

Man Apex was hyped up

it wont nothing but a wannabe borderlands

[fervent sinew]

DOOM TURTLE

[marble phoenix]

but Battle Roayle

[sharp grove]

Yes

[fervent sinew]

MAUS

[sharp grove]

Ja

[fervent sinew]

ME 262

HO 229

[marble phoenix]

Borderlands 3 this fall too

[solid hinge]

😳

[sharp grove]

Ja

[fervent sinew]

FW 190

[pastel lion]

155mm thighs

[solid hinge]

yes

[pastel lion]

Pls add

[fervent sinew]

PLUS DICE ADD

[iron jungle]

Borderlands will probably be my last Ps4 game

[solid hinge]

add big booty tanks in BFV

pls

[sharp grove]

Add SS uniforms

[fervent sinew]

yes

[pastel lion]

155mm thighs mounted on a pz4 chassis

[solid hinge]

They cabty @sharp grove

can't*

it'll trigger the SJWs

[sharp grove]

Why

Who gives a fuck

[fervent sinew]

my man

[solid hinge]

dice's income gives a fuck

dice is barely making anything from BFV except for Boins and sales

dont think they explicitly want you playing as nazis

@solid hinge gg on mod u smelly nerd

[fervent sinew]

MAYBE IF THEY MAKE A GAME TRUE TO HISTORY THEY WOULD'VE GOTTEN GOOD SALES AT LAUNCH, BUT NOPE

[solid hinge]

heehee

[sharp grove]

Well at least give some uniforms that look real and that don't look like shit for the German team

[solid hinge]

[light coral]

BF1 got good sales and it wasn't very true to history at all lol

[fervent sinew]

SS aren't 'nazi' those would be Deathheads.

[solid hinge]

they can't do anything that happened in history

[fervent sinew]

Or Waffen SS

[sharp grove]

Yeah

[solid hinge]

I'm surprised people complain about historical accuracy after bf1

Because it'll trigger the feminists and SJWs

[icy sluice]

Because no one knows the great war

[fervent sinew]

BF1 was fine

[sharp grove]

It was

[light coral]

BF1 was historically inaccurate tho

[solid hinge]

im inclined to go with raptor here

[sharp grove]

So it was fun to play

[solid hinge]

I'm pretty sure in WWI they didn't run around with machine guns

[fervent sinew]

The Helllame fighters made sense.

[iron jungle]

DICE will make a another futuristic game next title to be able to directly avoid the "TRUE TO HISTORY" crowd and be giggling about it because "cAnT bE TrUe 2 hIsToRy iF nOt wRitTeN YeT"

[fervent sinew]

The Russian womans.... maybe

But BF1 made some good sense

[solid hinge]

What do you think Canadians say during war when they kill someone

[fervent sinew]

soory mate gg

[hoary condor]

hmm...

[light coral]

No lol, bf1 didn't make good sense in terms of historical accuracy lol

[solid hinge]

soory bout dat eh

Bf1 is the only reason why I got introduced to WWI lol

[fervent sinew]

@light coral True

[hoary condor]

ww1 had a lot of trench warfare..

[sharp grove]

It was

[fervent sinew]

HOLD UP

[hoary condor]

we would be good to see Dice to a Verdun style game

[fervent sinew]

Nah

[hoary condor]

The game Verdun on PC, dice would kill it for sure!

[sharp grove]

When are we going to get the battle of the bulge

[solid hinge]

I want dice to make a futuristic game like BF4

[iron jungle]

^^seriously

[hoary condor]

It's simliar to St Quentin on bf1

[iron jungle]

I want to go full Band Of Brothers up in dis biiiitch

[solid hinge]

[fervent sinew]

yes

[sharp grove]

Yes

[fervent sinew]

Band of Brothers

YES

[solid hinge]

if you think love is true happiness

then you've never been on with the squad

[sharp grove]

That show was lit

[fervent sinew]

yup

[idle breach]

meh

[iron jungle]

I just rewatched all of BoB and The Pacific last month. Probably will rewatch again this month.

[idle breach]

I prefer X-Files

no aliens. what's the point?

[fervent sinew]

brb

[sharp grove]

I hope we could get a elite skin that looks like one of the characters from band and brothers

[solid hinge]

[iron jungle]

There REALLY is a huge market for an X-Files/WW2 hybrid show tho

[solid hinge]

yes

[idle breach]

yeah

collab with BOB

[solid hinge]

it's called the discovery channel

[idle breach]

and we got elite skin

'that british old guy with bicycle' skin

remember that old chap?

[sharp grove]

Bicycles in bfv that you can ride would be nice

[idle breach]

or

[iron jungle]

The way I see it, Ernst is supposed to be Koenig from "Enemy at the Gates", they need to make a "Capt. Hiller" from "Saving Private Ryan" and a charecter from BoB

[idle breach]

'fancy surrendering german commander' skin

[sharp grove]

No

[idle breach]

from one of the last episodes

[hoary condor]

I think airbourne uniform would be good

[sharp grove]

Yes

[hoary condor]

for MP where you jump out of the plane

would look kickass

[idle breach]

Gertraud Traudl Junge skin

for female german

[solid hinge]

Tractor in MP

[idle breach]

inspo from the downfall

[iron jungle]

Or they could make an Aldo Raine "The Apache" elite skin from Inglorious Bastards.

[sharp grove]

Yes

[iron jungle]

I'd actually spend some coin 4 sum Boinz for that one

[hoary condor]

thats a good shout tbh

[idle breach]

yeah

was it the

bear-jew?

[iron jungle]

comes with Natzee scalps tucked into the belt.

[idle breach]

I want to buy that

and of course, samuel jackson elite skin

[sharp grove]

Could we get a flammenweher in bfv

[idle breach]

it's in ca so I think it's possible

data is already there

[hollow wadi]

Me want flamethrower

[sharp grove]

No flammenweher

[idle breach]

since DICE is keep making new modes

how about

[hoary condor]

No, it wouldn't work on the maps we have

[iron jungle]

the SLJ skin would just be called "MUHFUQQA"

[idle breach]

germans get flamethrower

[hoary condor]

wouldn't of been bought into those environments

[idle breach]

brits get extinguisher

we copy that

[iron jungle]

HAHAHA

[idle breach]

what was that? the squid FPS

[sharp grove]

Yes @idle breach

[idle breach]

in nintendo

splatoon

yeah

SPLATOON WWII

or like

there is a house

[hollow wadi]

@idle breach get this creature to dice

[idle breach]

germans got the flammenwerfer something

house get fully burn germans win

[hoary condor]

VR

[idle breach]

allied soldiers need to stop the fire

[hollow wadi]

[idle breach]

flame grenade, flamethrower and bunch of things

[midnight nimbus]

flamethrowers already exist in files

[sharp grove]

Yes

[midnight nimbus]

they just need to be in game 😩

[idle breach]

it would be a lot funnier than stupid CA

[hoary condor]

flame grenades.. you miss molotovs..

[sharp grove]

Also give is Stalingrad

[idle breach]

oh yeah

[midnight nimbus]

I miss BF4 incendiaries

BFV flame grenades are more annoying than anything

[hollow wadi]

D day when

[iron jungle]

I don't want to imagine a game where all players have access to flamethrowers. There isnt enough drugs to pull me out of the rage that would be induced by that.

[idle breach]

jesus goddamn FOOTBALL map in CS:S was better than combined arms

[sharp grove]

North Africa when

[midnight nimbus]

idk the flamethrowers in files don't look that annoying

range is meh

[hoary condor]

bf1 gas nades

[midnight nimbus]

DPS is ok

looks dank for flushing campers

[hollow wadi]

Americans when

[idle breach]

americans

nope

americans are hoax

[sharp grove]

Custom emblems wh3b

When

[idle breach]

yeah I make killer emblems

[hollow wadi]

Yeah cuz I'm actually a Brit with a country accent

[iron jungle]

Yeah, I can see that. It just seems like everything in the game is already pre-soaked in kerosene and even looking at a goddamn flamethrower trooper would set you aflame.

[idle breach]

yeah

[solid hinge]

unless you're in the crocodile

[idle breach]

I quitted smoking and now I'm vaping but

[solid hinge]

thats the only fire in the game that sucks

[idle breach]

I'm pretty sure I should be DEAD

if I was THAT flammable

[solid hinge]

the one coming out of a tank

[hollow wadi]

Gas nades and indirect fire when

[idle breach]

soldiers in bfv are so.. greasy

[iron jungle]

Hahaha. I hate laying down by a brushfire in Arras and instantly becoming one of those stunt devil fire walker guys.

[idle breach]

they eat firewood as breakfast and drink gasoline

you are what you eat

[hoary condor]

never seen a brushfire before

[solid hinge]

I dont see half the fires that kill me

[idle breach]

and

the burning soldiers are

remarkable

they're calm

[iron jungle]

fuggin' invisi-flame

[idle breach]

calm as FUCK

[hoary condor]

molotovs are good to get the enemy to run out, they always do when they are hit

[dense bone]

aylas name is orange!

[iron jungle]

I mean, like Fire Marshal Bill always said "REMAIN CALM:

[hollow wadi]

@hoary condor easy just waste a Molotov or what ever it's name is on a Bush and lay on it trust me you'll boost your kd by 100000%

[solid hinge]

there was a downed guy on the carcass of a tank surrounded by 4 downed medics who'd all burned to death trying to revive him cause they thought it was safe

but the invisible flame..

[midnight nimbus]

yeah really epic how fire damage extends beyond the visual animation

[idle breach]

let's just think

[hoary condor]

[idle breach]

it's not a fire

[midnight nimbus]

same with falling rubble

[idle breach]

it's not fire

it's... something else

psychic something

[hoary condor]

I think the fire on needs to be next to insta kill

too many people camp in it..

[solid hinge]

Im organe now

[idle breach]

oh I get it

[solid hinge]

organic

[hoary condor]

or do the same damage as a molotov

[idle breach]

it's not fire

it's bad feng shui

[iron jungle]

Hahaha. It's dark matter.

[idle breach]

bad feng shui kills you

silent death

don't let the bad feng shui gets you

[solid hinge]

it's not very silent when they're screamin about it

[hoary condor]

True

[idle breach]

it's the bad feng shui soul screaming

[white lotus]

I wish to post memes

[idle breach]

this game is full of memes

[hoary condor]

Wish is denied

[white lotus]

Reeee

[idle breach]

I

I don't record my playings but

[icy sluice]

Is what we'd all be saying at your memes

[idle breach]

I recorded that before that patch

remember you can mow down enemies with reversing tanks

I tried to get in that only in battlefield moment with the footage of that and rejected

I don't get it

[iron jungle]

I've always been confused as to what the reversing tank "thing" was. I've maybe never witnessed it.

[idle breach]

in what other game I can mow down 15 people with tank before the round starts

[solid hinge]

heh

[idle breach]

in what game I can calmly hover in air with my BF109

[solid hinge]

tanks could just go backwards for some reason

It was a pain

It was funny but genuinely on some maps it ruined it

[idle breach]

yeah

[icy sluice]

in CoD WWII there was a bug where if you bipoded an lmg, you can throw a grenade or fire something.

[solid hinge]

Like breakthrough Rotterdam

[idle breach]

in rotterdam..

[icy sluice]

So, in the pre-round you can destroy the enemy team

[idle breach]

lol

[solid hinge]

You'd start the first point with a tank in your ass and half your team dead

[idle breach]

to be fair

[icy sluice]

So, Battlefield isn't exactly the first to have this kind of bug

[idle breach]

that's kinda like 'authentic war experience'

[solid hinge]

heh

[idle breach]

you just minding your business BAM dead

[solid hinge]

It was around for ages though

Especially considering how much of an effect it had

guess its hard to fix anything on frostbite

[idle breach]

fifa is running on frostbite and it's more stable

[iron jungle]

Ahhh, ok! I actually have witnessed that before. Had no idea it was because of that. Thx

[solid hinge]

Np

That was the one

[icy sluice]

I like that the reason Doc quit Firestorm is because he complained about missing shots with the Suomi while dying from an STG at medium distance

[solid hinge]

I didnt see it too much but man

[idle breach]

doc?

[icy sluice]

Disrespect

[solid hinge]

using an smg vs the most accurate assault rifle

[midnight nimbus]

I mean that's not his only reason

[icy sluice]

That's what made him snap

[idle breach]

who is the doc person

[hoary condor]

Rotterdam is an awesome map

[idle breach]

one of my fav map

[icy sluice]

"HOW DOES IT HAPPEN LIKE THAT!?"
I dunno, maybe because he hit all of his shots and you didn't.

[iron jungle]

Ayyyyyy

[idle breach]

ayyyyy

[solid hinge]

that's the one who had illicit activity with a woman who wasnt his wife right

[idle breach]

what

who is that doc person

[open dock]

Has anyone watched JackFrag's video on Battlefield's identity? if so, what are your thoughts?

[idle breach]

I heard a lot of that name but I don't know that guy

[iron jungle]

Rotterdam is definitely one of my favorites.

[icy sluice]

https://clips.twitch.tv/SmilingCovertConsoleBleedPurple

[iron jungle]

Breakthrough Rotterdamn is essentially my dream girl

[idle breach]

yeah rotterdam is one of my fav

but it is kinda sad thing to say since

SO FEW MAPS

[iron jungle]

DoctorDisRespect?

[idle breach]

doctordisrespect?

why is he

[iron jungle]

I usually get to the point to where once i'm through my 3rd cycle of all the maps, I know to get my ass to bed at night.

[idle breach]

looking like some 80s singer

[iron jungle]

Once they add more maps its going to extend my playing time substantially, which is fine. I love variety.

[idle breach]

and wearing

what is that vest for?

[iron jungle]

I'm really looking forward to the 1st day of a new map and everyones fucking running around batshit crazy,

[graceful prairie]

isnt that the guy wh ocried because he cheated on his wife

lmao what an idiot

[idle breach]

why is everone streaming gaming in internet sitting in some uh weird racing car seat

cried because cheated on his wife?

[hoary condor]

#general

[iron jungle]

I think thats just his gimmick. He wears all the crap and works out during his stream while insulting people. I've always wondered what he's like in real life.

[open dock]

he has a point in that video, the games dont feel fun anymore. The combined arms style to old battlefield games felt more fun than the infantry focused meat-grinders that recent games feel like. It's no surprise a large portion of the playerbase still plays on pre-hardline games

[iron jungle]

idk about you guys but im totally #teambeanbag

I don't need a racing seat to go 30-5

[hoary condor]

storyline was goof and fun to play

The Last Tiger was awesome

[idle breach]

I don't really get why 'gaming chair' just suddenly became a thing

[iron jungle]

I really enjopyed the Trailuer story line a lot.

[solid hinge]

this guy just hits me once

Trailuer was my favourite

[idle breach]

yeah me too

i love

trailer... that story

[solid hinge]

I couldn't spell it to save my life though

[iron jungle]

Theyre like fucking $200 too for a low-end one without cupholders or fleshlight drip tray

[idle breach]

traileur?

[solid hinge]

Tariliueru

[idle breach]

tra..i.u

[iron jungle]

The French unit

[idle breach]

yeah the french trailer

[iron jungle]

I tried my best.

[hoary condor]

I've enjoye most if not all bf syorylines (the ones i've played)

[idle breach]

and uh

uh

norway nuke debunk mission

i liked everything except that WWII chav mission

[hoary condor]

Norway was good, but prefer grass and mud fight

never been keen on snow maps

[iron jungle]

I wished it were just a liiiiittle longer tho. I finish and always feel unfulfilled. Even on Hardcore.

[idle breach]

gaming chair sucks. racing and gaming is totally different environment... gaming chair should be similar with good office chair not some recaro race seat

[iron jungle]

^^thats what she said

Even when I was into Gran Turismo a lot, I never could imagine using a space shuttle seat

[hoary condor]

I'd get a gaming chair for posture

getting off topic

[idle breach]

what kind of gamer experience some stupid level of accelration and shit

[hoary condor]

move to #general

[idle breach]

yeah it's getting off topic sorry

[iron jungle]

My ADHD was raging.

[idle breach]

oh

I recently changed my vga and

I am now experiencing that 'visibility issues'

[iron jungle]

I really wish they would add additional War Stories with the new factions.

[solid hinge]

I really hope they dont

[hoary condor]

they may do, can't rule that out

[iron jungle]

I'm a console player so visibility for me is just dumb.

[idle breach]

high graphic options cause poor visibility, yeah I guessed it but

[solid hinge]

it's a lot of dev time for little content

[idle breach]

I think AMD card kinda

too dark??? even in main menu

especially in DX12

[hoary condor]

But too beat a story such as The Last Tiger would be hard tbh

i'm console

[graceful prairie]

turn dx12 off

[solid hinge]

Turn monitor off

[iron jungle]

I should really go back to playing on PC. I'm SO much better using a damn mouse and WSAD

[solid hinge]

the power of a level playing field on console

Everyone sucks just as much as I do

[iron jungle]

Haha.

[scenic beacon]

Until yall put on a bayonet!

then it gets EASY

[hoary condor]

Ayla

[iron jungle]

I play COD 2 at work all day on my computer and go 47-4 and get home and play Ps4 and always end 20-20. GD analog stixx cramping my style.

[fervent sinew]

YOU THINK THEY WOULD ADD A V2?

[solid hinge]

The power of no one on console being able to hit a snaking bayonet vs the bayonets ability to shatter against the steel chests of these soldiers like they're superman

[scenic beacon]

Mine works fine! except for the times it doesn't

[graceful prairie]

general ik

[iron jungle]

I'm yet to successfully bayonet a single person yet.

[solid hinge]

I believe in you

[hoary condor]

bayonet was so easy on

[iron jungle]

When I do I'll thropw a party that will rival Billy Madison's 3rd grade graduation party.

[hoary condor]

requires a tad more running in a zig zag pattern

[scenic beacon]

and jumping!

[hoary condor]

can't jump when you charge

can you ?

[scenic beacon]

Yeah, you can!

[solid hinge]

you dont know fear until someone crouch sprinting bayonet charges you and jumps over a sandbag to boink you

[icy sluice]

I've got 8 bayonet kills in one match of Firestorm and won

[hoary condor]

F

[scenic beacon]

You shouldn't be charging them head on though

[iron jungle]

"boink you" hhahaha

[scenic beacon]

Try on their side!

[iron jungle]

I wish it made that sound effect

boink

[hoary condor]

all i do is run at them with a bayonet and boop them

[solid hinge]

50/50 whether it actually works or you just run into them and bounce off their muscles

[iron jungle]

I'm outcheeeere boopin and boinkin

[scenic beacon]

Nah, you gotta poke him

[graceful prairie]

id pay 5000 cc to skip this week and get the boys at instead

[solid hinge]

^

[iron jungle]

You guys are giving so many great tips! I gotta Boop'em, Boink'em, n Poke'em! I'll have impaled bodies lining the battlements in no times!

[dense bone]

just shoot them

[solid hinge]

boo

[iron jungle]

I want dem Boyzzz so baddd

[dense bone]

i shoot shoot shoot

[iron jungle]

I feel like i'll never earn my fathers respect until I skewer an opposing solider with my weapon.

My tribe will finally give me a wife then.

[hoary condor]

tf

[idle breach]

lol

my tribe would not

because uh

as a half japanese-korean

that means

my ancestors experienced WWII, korean war and I don't know any family memeber got some actual combat experience

clearly, I am a descendant of people who were really good at evading combat

[iron jungle]

I think my grandfather was in the Korean war right at the very end but outside of that, there is literally no other instances of my family having served. I have a pretty large family too so that's something to be said considering.

[hoary condor]

Found on twitter

[idle breach]

afak my great grandfather's experience on war was like

got a rifle, walked, walked, war was end.

rations were shitty. end of story

[iron jungle]

Pretty much same from what I understand. Never really got much in the way of a family history.

[idle breach]

yeah.. was a shitty time

only lucky ones survived

[solid hinge]

that's a way to get some player base back

doesnt look very good on them though

[graceful prairie]

"A way out" is a new content Patch?

or literally a way out

[idle breach]

isnt it the

game

coop cgame?

[hoary condor]

it's of course sheer rumours nothing confirmed by any stretch

[idle breach]

EA access service now includes BFV I think, according to that

[hoary condor]

don't believe everything you read on the interwebs

[idle breach]

yeah

[cedar cove]

Hell yes to those Firestorm server changes!

[idle breach]

interweb once said I could get rid of dirty things in my toilet with mixing bunch of cleaning materials and clorox

[iron jungle]

hahaha

[idle breach]

I'm a stupid fool with liberal arts major but

[hoary condor]

Going to try and get a game of in tonight

[idle breach]

I know that sounds kinda...

so I googled up further and

not dead

[iron jungle]

I'm in the same boat. I have a double major in Comm and Eng. I'm worse off than having a degree in PE.

I'm feeling like some Grand Ops tonight. It's been a few weeks since I've gotten into that and I'm in the mood.

[idle breach]

more useful than my degrees

liberal arts and art history

[iron jungle]

Meh, I work as a creative director for a supplement company. I really dont even use mine at all.

[idle breach]

sir, you should hire me. I'm really good at flipping burgers since I can talk about what this little cheeseburger means to current pop culture

[dense bone]

i wanna plaaaaay

[iron jungle]

I wish I could hire people. I barely have enough work for myself. Since Remote Play became a thing my productivity has fallen off immensely

[midnight nimbus]

@idle breach I feel you on the "not relevant enough degree" pain but idk if it's as bad

[solid hinge]

y'all smell like fish wtf

[main oracle]

[lilac edge]

why does everyone call it the "V1 Rocket"? the V1 was jet-powered

[solid hinge]

I call it a V1 or JB2

[lilac edge]

the bot in this server is even called V1 Rocket 🤔

[solid hinge]

cause it goes bbbbbrp

[iron jungle]

I refer to it as the JB2 as well.

[lilac edge]

rockets don't go bbbbbbrp

[iron jungle]

I think I read somewhere that it was called the doodlebug

It was! The allies called it a buzz bomb or doodlebug.

[lilac edge]

seems like everyone in this game refers to it as a rocket... the wiki, official pages on ea.com...

[dense bone]

ive only heard v1

short and to the point, everyone knows what youre talking about

uhhh ok

[swift condor]

[solid hinge]

? Who keeps putting hearts

[iron jungle]

Not me.

[polar totem]

Don't know

[swift condor]

Wonderful

[solid hinge]

im loving the love rn

[barren nymph]

I'm not

[dense bone]

you can scroll over the heart and see who put it...

[solid hinge]

beware loverboy

[iron jungle]

LOVE ME HRDRRRR

[solid hinge]

i need love though :(

:)

haha

friendzone is epic

[hushed mesa]

what have I missed

[solid hinge]

LOVE is meaning less😐

im not getting enough love

[hushed mesa]

oh

♥

[dense bone]

so that bfv

amirite?

[polar totem]

Elite classes are fair and balanced

Especially the tank hunter

[dense bone]

and he types

[polar totem]

?

[solid hinge]

Idk what to say I was going to sya somthing but I forgot

[midnight nimbus]

I think the infiltrator elite was largely fine