battlefield-legacy-titles

[jagged vector]

It’s gotta be a sturmtiger or a brummbar

[gray glade]

apparently you can carry a can of gasoline in your hands anyways

[dusky badge]

It’s 100% a sturmtiger

[amber notch]

The last tank is the strum

[lone horizon]

So its assumed they just want to live

[hybrid dock]

yes you need gas for vehicles

[dusky badge]

I wonder how fuel will work for different vehicles

[hoary condor]

love the beginning when they run to the houses

[short pelican]

probable same

[hoary condor]

all out madness

[amber notch]

The strum will have little to none

[dusky badge]

Will tanks burn more? Will the tractor be super efficient?

[amber notch]

Otherwise it will just be the best thing in the game

[solar bear]

If you see me me playing rush @Battlefield Rush I am arming the objective, I will flank you, their is a beacon I'm spawning on, and trust me I'm dropping Artillery, if you don't know the mode, get ready to know the road. I'm going to kill you

[dusky saffron]

big

[jagged vector]

I’m gonna assume the bigger vehicles go through fuel faster than the transports

[dusky saffron]

CRUNCH

[green elm]

T R A C T O R

[solid hinge]

gasoline can is for burning corpses ofc

[amber notch]

@jagged vector yes

[jagged vector]

wow just like real life

[solid hinge]

That Tractor is never gonna get used tbh

[marble cape]

https://twitter.com/braddock512/status/1106180562224582656?s=21

Jeff Braddock (@Braddock512)

That's right! #BattlefieldVFirestorm is coming March 25th.
Grab your squad, drop in, and FIND THE TRACTOR! @CriterionGames @EA_DICE @EA @Battlefield

Twitter

[solid hinge]

need fuel holders for the tractor

[upper plank]

@dusky saffron That was basically the entire Dutch army right there.

[solid hinge]

No cover youre a sitting duck on it

[brisk field]

that fucking schwimmwagen made me nut holy shit

[solid hinge]

Still cool regardless

[dusky saffron]

@upper plank BIG CRUNCH

🚜

[marble cape]

March 25th

[solid hinge]

only a sitting duck if you can't DRIFT

[marble phoenix]

so who trying to squad up?

[solid hinge]

Ohhhhh

[marble phoenix]

yall aint ready

[solid hinge]

Ayooooo

[marble phoenix]

and yall all was faking

[jagged vector]

Nice I’ll have 3 days to play sekiro before firestorm

[solid hinge]

look at the horsepower on that bad boy

[amber notch]

That flare at the beginning

[marble phoenix]

im wiaitng on the sucker punch samurai game

[solid hinge]

smashed through the doors like balsa wood

[hoary condor]

love it

[solid hinge]

Guess its an Art Flare

Arty

[green elm]

are guns gonna work the same as the base game

[solid hinge]

Yeah

Obviously

[marble phoenix]

peep tutorial video

[hoary condor]

yeah similar to the art drops we get online but with a flare instead

[dusky badge]

So you won’t spontaneously combust in the firestorm, rip

[green elm]

sick

[dusky saffron]

I'm pretty sure they're tweaking guns

for the game mode

[rose pilot]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JauntyNaturalDrafthorse-size_restricted.gif

[jagged vector]

I think the only differences are that snipers are going to more damage and shotguns do less

[primal sage]

Combat medic should make melee faster.

[dusky saffron]

but it'll be for multi too

[solid hinge]

Nah

Bullet Travel speed looked the exact same

there was someone who said bolts will do more and shotguns will do less

[echo glen]

guys what's the new tank in the bunker

[hoary condor]

@rose pilot That's awesome! thanks for sharing

[jagged vector]

Probably the sturmtiger

[green elm]

i’m gonna assume that means no shotgun oneshots?

[primal sage]

They just made shotguns harder.

[boreal sail]

Yes, it's the sturmtiger

[plush flume]

Ahaha

[primal sage]

Why remove that?

[marble phoenix]

im scared ima play solo every time

[gray glade]

what was that other tank before though? a panzer IV?

[solid hinge]

Stormtiger

imagine bolts doing default damage vs 150hp plus armour

[primal sage]

What bunker?

[marble phoenix]

64 player iron man?

[solid hinge]

over 4 bodyshots

[plush flume]

Random ETIKA emote

[echo glen]

at the end of the trailer

[solid hinge]

At the end

[jagged vector]

First tank was a PZIV yes

[gray glade]

there was a grey tank with a white can of gasoline (?) on the side, was that a panzer IV?

[marble phoenix]

nah they gonna shrink it down to like 32 for solo firestorm

[boreal sail]

Yes Plz Iv

[gray glade]

ok yeah i thought so

[brisk field]

firestorm should be 80 players

[solid hinge]

solo helicopter

just fly to the top of the map

[echo glen]

I want the maus as a squad reinforcement lol

[hoary condor]

80 players.. what? lol

[stoic breach]

I forgot firestorm wasnt just squads

[solid hinge]

LOL

[green elm]

so we know anything about the map at all

[amber notch]

@solid hinge when they literally meme recon

[jagged vector]

Maus is overrated

[amber notch]

[marble phoenix]

yea 80 wouldnt be fun

[amber notch]

Maus is terrible

[gray glade]

i want a maus but its only drivable by a single person

[kind basalt]

OMGGG

[solid hinge]

@amber notch HE WAS BUSY LOOKING FOR TARGETS

[amber notch]

That tank is trash

[dusky badge]

[solid hinge]

https://youtu.be/y-JB-O8A-TA

[little fjord]

They made Gunter look like a badass in that trailer

[solid hinge]

MAUS that ahs like no speed to it but can take an entire storage of a Churchill to it

[kind basalt]

CANT WAIT 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[upper plank]

If y'all don't mind, I'll be at the shooting range.

[hoary condor]

Gunter is a badass

[dusky badge]

Gunter is the sexiest character

[solid hinge]

Actually might be balanced just like that

[little fjord]

Yeah

[solid hinge]

fire storm trailer guys

[brisk field]

they made gunter a comic relief character

[solid hinge]

https://youtu.be/y-JB-O8A-TA

[echo glen]

March 25 bois

[solid hinge]

watch it

https://youtu.be/y-JB-O8A-TA

[kind basalt]

SAVE THE DATE

[echo glen]

too bad I'm gonna be out...

[dusky badge]

You’re late.

[amber notch]

Hitler has the mindset that making a giant moving fortress is a good idea for a tank

[upper plank]

One thing I wish BFV had was a COD WW2 style lobby.

[autumn nest]

Trailer looks lit

[solid hinge]

Yeah youre very late @solid hinge

[jagged vector]

The 128mm isn’t even that good

[upper plank]

Basically take the training course and turn that in a lobby for you and three of your friends.

[dusky badge]

yo can we just take a moment to appreciate the chadness of Stanley/Gunter in the trailer?

[little fjord]

Trailer does look good

[solid hinge]

Osh Shit gusy @solid hinge is playing Minecraft rn what a Chad

[hoary condor]

i'm still amazed they added a tractor

[dusky badge]

[little fjord]

Looks like they learned their lesson with the original bfv release trailer

[solid hinge]

tractor is necessary

[jolly quartz]

@upper plank that was one of cod WW2 strong points ngl

[hoary condor]

#FarmerLife

[brisk field]

everybody gangsta till they start driving tractors

[formal imp]

That heli...

[solid hinge]

tractor with prosthetic wheel when

[formal imp]

OH YEAH

[dusky badge]

The chad tractor vs the virgin sturmtiger

[stoic breach]

Wooden wheel

[amber notch]

@solid hinge slrs are 2 shot in firestorm

[marble phoenix]

i just wanna explore

[dusky badge]

2 shot?

[jagged vector]

Like the only thing the 128mm has going for it is long range performance

[amber notch]

I’m ready to not play that now

[dusky badge]

POG

[solid hinge]

Yikes

tractor with pak-40 on the back driving circles round a sturmtiger

[jolly quartz]

Not gonna lie people that me are gonna have an unfair advantage with the tractors

[solid hinge]

@amber notch I don't believe you!

[amber notch]

What do you mean POG

That’s not good

[dusky badge]

RSC meta will be insane

[jagged vector]

The maps aren’t even big enough to use it to it’s full potential

[upper plank]

And not just a Destiny style lobby for everyone, but just something you could visit while waiting for your friends to join.

[dusky badge]

[amber notch]

RSC META

This dude

[solid hinge]

HOW CAN THEY BE TWO SHOTS

[amber notch]

More like ZH

[solid hinge]

oops caps

[amber notch]

😩

[solid hinge]

You have 150hp by default!

ZH, RSC and G43 will be Topkek

[amber notch]

Ayla mad because recon is getting shafted again

[brisk field]

gunter is a fucking mood honestly

[amber notch]

[dusky badge]

Gunter 😩😩😩😩

[solid hinge]

They aren't that strong

[hoary condor]

i have Gunter on all classes... he looks awesome

[amber notch]

Let me put an extended mag on my SLR

[dusky badge]

[jagged vector]

150hp plus the possibility of 2 armor plates

[amber notch]

RPK style

[dusky saffron]

relying on slrs because you're bad

[amber notch]

😩

[dusky saffron]

[brisk field]

[solid hinge]

6x scope model 8 or bust

[amber notch]

Using the superior weapon type

[solid hinge]

ＧＵＮＴＥＲ　ＩＳ　ＢＥＳＴ　ＣＨＡＲＡＣＴＥＲ　ヨヘ応依

[little fjord]

Gunter is the only model that looks like he could kill someone in combat

[brisk field]

gunter shouldve been the one witht he prosthetic arm not the lady

[little fjord]

The rest are babies

[solid hinge]

god i hope you can put reflex on the slrs

[dusky saffron]

makes me feel good when I kill slr users since their dpi is like 200

[dusky badge]

Theory: Gunter is the german medic from bf1

[dusky saffron]

[little fjord]

👶

[green elm]

i hope they let you put every scope on every gun

[solid hinge]

Gunter and Kurt are best faces tbh

[hoary condor]

I hope you cannot modify to much in BR, should be find is what you get

[green elm]

4x on a shotgun

[solid hinge]

I dont feel my nuts

[amber notch]

Everyone crying over gunter, that guy at the start with the jerrycan

[solid hinge]

Im fucking shaking

[amber notch]

😩

Carry me into bed

😩

[dusky badge]

Bruh Monika is DUMMY THICC

[hoary condor]

[brisk field]

nah mate

erica thicc

[dusky badge]

S a N I t ä T e R

[solid hinge]

You seen the new skin for the tank?

[stoic breach]

[solid hinge]

Black pz4

[jolly quartz]

Tractor meta more like it

[solid hinge]

Looks sexy

[jolly quartz]

It's sowing time boys

[amber notch]

Tiger tank > anything else

[dusky badge]

Tractor > anything else

I shit you not, tractor meta will be a thing

[amber notch]

Ping system > anything else

[solid hinge]

Im just glad our REEEEEing got us the Junkers JU Plane

[jolly quartz]

Farming simulator players and actual farmers gonna dominate

[solid hinge]

I can already see people destroying tigers with the pak on the tractor

[dusky badge]

^

[solid hinge]

And helicopters

[stoic breach]

Its gonna happen

[solid hinge]

And people

[dusky badge]

The new salthound of firestorm?

[solid hinge]

And everything

And the world

[stoic breach]

I need to get my helicopter friends from BF4 to play

[jolly quartz]

Imagine the helicopter towing the tractor

[stoic breach]

When it comes out

[marble cape]

https://twitter.com/braddock512/status/1106180562224582656?s=21

Jeff Braddock (@Braddock512)

That's right! #BattlefieldVFirestorm is coming March 25th.
Grab your squad, drop in, and FIND THE TRACTOR! @CriterionGames @EA_DICE @EA @Battlefield

Twitter

[green elm]

imagine 3d spotting

[jolly quartz]

Instant win

[soft storm]

Y’all gotta play firestorm ASAP in order to get a win

[marble cape]

Already sent it but no one payed attention

[amber notch]

I’m ready to be a farmer

[brisk field]

i love how amphibious cars are trying to become the new thing and then volkswagen is just like "oh we made those in the war"

[upper plank]

Is it even possible for the MG 34 to overheat?

[amber notch]

@upper plank yes

[soft storm]

These games always become sweat fests after the first 3 days

[dusky badge]

Does this mean the red tractor in mp will be driveable?

[marble cape]

Worth a pin?

[dusky badge]

Real question

[upper plank]

I legit cannot do it. I simply run out of ammo before it's overheated.

[brisk field]

everybody gangsta till the Farming Simulator players start coming

[amber notch]

[solid hinge]

Thats the endgame

[amber notch]

Where is that firestorm thing

https://twitter.com/braddock512/status/1106180562224582656?s=21

Jeff Braddock (@Braddock512)

That's right! #BattlefieldVFirestorm is coming March 25th.
Grab your squad, drop in, and FIND THE TRACTOR! @CriterionGames @EA_DICE @EA @Battlefield

Twitter

[solid hinge]

Theyve been training for this day

[dusky badge]

Everyone gangsta till the tractors start towing pak 40s

[jolly quartz]

@upper plank you need to equip the extended belt for the mg34 to get it to do the overheated barrel change

[rose pilot]

Battlefield V: Firestorm will be available to all Battlefield V players on March 25.
https://www.ea.com/games/battlefield/battlefield-5/about/firestorm

[amber notch]

Fix that when I wake up from sleep

[green elm]

so katanas anyone

[dusky badge]

🔥

[brisk field]

so tanks are parachuted into the map

[jolly quartz]

Time to make my furrowing skills shine

[shut walrus]

So you can apperently airdrop a Panzer IV

[dusky badge]

AND THE JU 52 IS THERE TOO

[brisk field]

i hoped that you'd find a tank laying around in part of a map

[novel pawn]

Does anyone know the size of the map?

[amber notch]

Where is my furry skins I’m Br

Wtf

[jagged vector]

Tanks are recovered from lockups

[amber notch]

@novel pawn too big

[topaz dome]

64 players

[novel pawn]

@amber notch just like my d..........

[jagged vector]

Where did you see an airdropped tank?

[amber notch]

Nobody knows

Like

Literally

[dusky badge]

Where is the ricardo skin for firestorm?

[solid hinge]

[dusky badge]

[brisk field]

imagine getting stuck inside the storm and your pc bottlenecks like hell

[amber notch]

[jolly quartz]

Furrow as in the large hole left by a plough to help keep you from overlapping and plowing unevenly 😅

[amber notch]

@brisk field HONESTLY

[brisk field]

i have a shit pc dont bully me

[amber notch]

Can’t wait for my game to get 3 fps in the fire

[zealous void]

run cutie

[topaz dome]

if firestorm was something like a $10 separate purchase for people who only wanted firestorm that might be something

[solid hinge]

You wont be stuck inside a storm,ur gonna be stuck inside a firestorm

Ahhha

[amber notch]

My mans thiccc

[jolly quartz]

I mean isn't bfv like $15 when on sale anyhow 🤷

[little fjord]

I like how he's casually on fire at the end

[dusky badge]

STANLEY 😩😩

[zealous void]

no its not

[solid hinge]

Why cant boys like these go to my school

[zealous void]

also yeah

[shut walrus]

@jagged vector at 1:26 in the video

[dusky badge]

Also, stanley has GLOVES

[shut walrus]

and at 1:28 it has landed

[upper plank]

Seems like a Mauser.

[jolly quartz]

Hopefully we actually get these cosmetics they keep throwing in our faces

[brisk field]

i love how the main cover for firestorm is the fucking tractor

[upper plank]

Could be wrong though.

[dusky badge]

Tractorstorm

[jolly quartz]

Sick of being teased since reveal to not be allowed to even get ehm

[marble phoenix]

fine tuning skills until 3/25

[tidal escarp]

Op Trailer. xD

[amber notch]

Where is my gameplay

[brisk field]

imagine a game about world war 2 and the fucking cover is just a red tractor

[amber notch]

[jolly quartz]

That's Kar98k lol

[shut walrus]

Second trailer is gameplay trailer

[amber notch]

That’s the kar

Lol

[solid hinge]

Ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ　Ｔｒａｃｔｏｒ

[stone mist]

I dont like teasers and only trust shit when its in the game

[brisk field]

mauser = kar98k

[dusky badge]

New firestorm assignments:
In one life, getting 30 revives with the tractor on objective areas

[amber notch]

😩

[jolly quartz]

You dissing ma 1940s tractors

[marble phoenix]

there's two trailers?

[solid hinge]

Theres intro and a trailer

[dusky badge]

Also take it in that there are 1940’s SPORTS CARS

[jagged vector]

Ah I see @shut walrus

[shut walrus]

👌

[brisk field]

how come the dude in the trailer gets a beard but gunter doesnt have one

[marble phoenix]

i just watched the reveal trailer

wheres the gameplay one?

[hoary condor]

Gunter doesn't need one

[amber notch]

@dusky badge

[jolly quartz]

I assume his goate will come back

Hopefully

[solid hinge]

Asking the real questions @brisk field

[amber notch]

OwO in the chat

[tidal escarp]

What kind of Battlefield is this? :,v - ingame -

[amber notch]

😩

[dusky badge]

[minor gale]

UwU

[shut walrus]

Günther is a clean shave man, no scruff on him

[amber notch]

Take me

Into bed gunter

[dusky badge]

[sonic rampart]

YEET

[amber notch]

Lay me down

[solid hinge]

OwO

[amber notch]

😩

[dusky badge]

Gunter is dummy thicc

[hoary condor]

@amber notch

[cyan forge]

I’m streaming fully noob if anyone is bored or wants to troll me

[dusky badge]

He can’t sneak around

[sonic rampart]

Lmao I fucking laughed when I saw the trailer

[jolly quartz]

It's STANLEY you Krauts

[dusky badge]

Because the claps of his asscheeks keep alerting the guards

[sonic rampart]

That feeling when you drop at the Same place with another squad

[jolly quartz]

Lol that snake meme

[sonic rampart]

[shut walrus]

at 1:48 is that a turniquet on his right leg?

[sonic rampart]

Calls in artillery

[jolly quartz]

Could just be part of the outfit

[hoary condor]

dropping in the same place, couldn't you just have an all out melee attack?

[amber notch]

@dusky badge

[brisk field]

hrrgghhhrrggg... kurt, i'm trying to sneak around, but i'm dummy thicc and the clap from my asscheeks keeps alerting the other squads with an artillery flare

[amber notch]

Hey look, first message of March 15th

[shut walrus]

Yeah I think so too, but would be a cool addition to get one when you heal yourself

[jolly quartz]

That was 30 mins ago

[hoary condor]

March 25th Get it in the calendars

[solid hinge]

Playing as Gunter is gonna be hard,his ass cheeks are gonna be so loud you wont be able to sneak around

[amber notch]

Australia > Russia

[jolly quartz]

Same difference

Ones a desert wasteland

Other artic lol

[brisk field]

gunters ass cheeks = extra health

[dusky badge]

All praise stanley

[amber notch]

Praise me

[west reef]

so uh

[amber notch]

For I am the dictator

[jolly quartz]

Stanley/Gunter is best support character hands down

[dusky badge]

THIS

[west reef]

Does BFV have a long convoluted clue finding mission to unlock a crossbow?

[restive talon]

Firestorm trailer

[west reef]

'cause if not

well

[restive talon]

Best

[dusky badge]

Gunter + Baron von zorn headgear

[amber notch]

No

[west reef]

i'm fine with that.

[amber notch]

There isn’t a phantom bow

[brisk field]

gunter is hot change my mind

[jolly quartz]

There was that enigma thing before launch

[amber notch]

In bfv

Well that we know of

[jolly quartz]

I never heard if it actually rewarded anything

[west reef]

It rewarded community recognition..?

'i did a thing witness me'

[tidal escarp]

Me: And my weapons? :, v What is this? Where do I go? :,v - Ingame - (!?)

[amber notch]

BFV doesn’t now have a bow

😩

DOES NOT

[dusky badge]

On march 25th, let’s all play as Gunter in firestorm, the look of Kurt mains will be EPIC

[jolly quartz]

Longbow with Mad Jack DLC

Also claymores

And bagpipes as a gadget

[dusky badge]

Gunter is a weapon

[jolly quartz]

[brisk field]

schwimmwagen + gunter = instant N U T

[tidal escarp]

[jolly quartz]

Before dice nerfs him

[amber notch]

OWO

[sonic rampart]

Its releasing on march 25th?

[brisk field]

dice nerfs gunter by giving him a beard

[jolly quartz]

Yeet

[solid hinge]

No women is this trailer

Good job dice

+respecc

[amber notch]

Imagine actually giving a shit about that

[brisk field]

woman with the prosthetic arm is the final boss of battlefield V

[sonic rampart]

Why are they releasing it on a monday

[jolly quartz]

Same as the march update for swbf2 with arc troopers, droid commandos and titan mode

[west reef]

sheesh, the LFG PC channel is dead ;.;

[sonic rampart]

[tidal escarp]

• In the red house - I'm scared. No weapons.

[solid hinge]

Im dont

its just a joke

[jolly quartz]

Ironic cos there is women in that trailer lmao

[solid hinge]

Where

[sonic rampart]

Oh shit we landed with another squad, f*ck run!!!

[amber notch]

@west reef because you posted at 12am

[jolly quartz]

I'll take Monday over Tuesday/Thursday

[west reef]

nono

its 0835

other timezones dont exist

I live in my own reality

[tidal escarp]

@sonic rampart RUUUUUUUN

[amber notch]

They don’t

[west reef]

;.;

[jolly quartz]

First one I can recall see shoots the guy out of the helicopter in the "boat"

[brisk field]

its 9:35 here

[sonic rampart]

I liked a thursday more

[amber notch]

The only Timezone that matters is mine

[brisk field]

the boat is the scwimmwagen

[west reef]

@amber notch Perception IS reality.

[amber notch]

I am reality

[jolly quartz]

Hence "boat" lol

[west reef]

welp time to go yell at randos

'GET ON THE POINT'

[sonic rampart]

When you get roadkilled by a tractor

[drowsy basin]

🌪

[brisk field]

we're talking so much about firestorm i forgot this is a battlefield game

[upper plank]

Also, seems like the new Windows update killed the performance of BFV.

[jolly quartz]

It's just BR done the bf way

[sonic rampart]

Console

It is tho

And its great

[west reef]

iunno, I'm on an i5-2500k and a RX 480 8gb and I'm maxed out on everything except useless stuff...

[amber notch]

@dusky badge where is dinner

[jolly quartz]

With apex mechanics

[west reef]

motion blur, ambient occlusion, etc

worthless

[tidal escarp]

The point is that we have fun. xD

[west reef]

Well I'm having so much fun talking to you blokes instead of playing BFV with people I can actually talk to via discord

soooo much

[jolly quartz]

no fun allowed

[amber notch]

Fun is banned here

[jolly quartz]

Fun goes to gulag

[tidal escarp]

@jolly quartz

[jolly quartz]

Oh no

[tidal escarp]

JAJAJAJA, Me

[amber notch]

😩

[jolly quartz]

I see new emojis coming from this

[short pelican]

"Then you see 5 sniper's backs"

[solid hinge]

Emoji material

Right there

[sonic rampart]

We wont die in fire yeet

[autumn nest]

Here come the memes

[jolly quartz]

Better get them running shoes on Bois

https://twitter.com/bfbulletin/status/1106186145413636099?s=21

[tidal escarp]

Pls more memes! xD

[jolly quartz]

10x bigger then Hamada

[amber notch]

!jumbo

[jolly quartz]

[amber notch]

Tf

[jolly quartz]

Lol jumbo not working

[amber notch]

!jumbo

!cat

Bot dead

[autumn nest]

[brisk field]

someone edit gunter's face on ricardo milos

[tidal escarp]

Tanks?! Pls coveted tractor is OP.

[jolly quartz]

Gonna tow the sturmtiger with the tractor

[autumn nest]

Tractor with a mounted MG 42

I'll take it

[jolly quartz]

How to farm 101

[brisk field]

currently listening to talking heads after the trailer

[jolly quartz]

Pest control whilst tilling

Should listen to tractors

Get in the mood

[solid hinge]

I swear on my fucking yeezys that fortnite is gonna get a tractor 7 days after firestorm launch

BET

[amber notch]

[solid hinge]

Just yall w8

[jolly quartz]

It's already got the hamster ball

[autumn nest]

Oh nah

[jolly quartz]

And they do have tractors modelled in the game already

[untold cliff]

😩

[brisk field]

i just hovered my mouse over weeo's pfp and i think my depression cured

[solid hinge]

They r just props

Thank you

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/490834450972934144/492991667486588928/fortnitedancesmall_1.gif

[graceful breach]

Need to drive the 🚜 with a prosthetic.

[tidal escarp]

Tractor specialties = Roar louder.

[coral fiber]

Man the helicopter part gave me the chills

[solid hinge]

Yep

[autumn nest]

Let me get some cameo on there

[solid hinge]

I hope that tanks are gonna have less health

and deal smoler dmg

[coral fiber]

Just wait Until farm simulator vets take advantage of the tractor

[solid hinge]

Yea Farming Sim veterans are gonna be hard to beat

[brisk field]

now lets wait for them rule 34 artists to draw questionable art of gunter

[solid hinge]

NOOOOOO

[coral fiber]

Nein

[autumn nest]

Now people wanna play cuz they see the tractor

[haughty pawn]

i feel i'm like the only one who's interest in br is still about zero

[tidal escarp]

@brisk field

[coral fiber]

Meh it's ok

Some people have their own opinions

[solid hinge]

Im curious if there is any Battlefield Rule 34

Ill check

[coral fiber]

Ans that's ok

[solid hinge]

Wish me luck boys

IM GOING INNN

Onoooo

[autumn nest]

As long as it ain't Fortnite it's aight

[brisk field]

@solid hinge oh there is

[charred heron]

Shädman doing BFV things

[brisk field]

especially the woman with the prosthetic arm

[solid hinge]

Stug fucking up a churchill with 2 nasty shots BattleHub. C0M

[brisk field]

NO NOT HIM

[charred heron]

[brisk field]

camping churchhill fucks the entire enemy team on aerodrome

[autumn nest]

Wow

[solid hinge]

Lmao

[autumn nest]

one of the admins playing BF Hardline

[brisk field]

I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW

i'm never looking at my recon character the same way ever again

[solid hinge]

Im...

Im back boys

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/WW2_Marine_after_Eniwetok_assault.jpg

[brisk field]

i want to die

[solid hinge]

Gunter is my support

Bless

[untold cliff]

Günter is my dad

[solid hinge]

Lmao

[autumn nest]

same

[brisk field]

i just got ptsd from that...

[autumn nest]

Nah my brother

[solid hinge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/n7TyooZtZn3Ko/fullscreen

So not only does Battlefield Rule 34 exist, its super gay, its furry and its gorey

[untold cliff]

nah I’m serious my dad’s name is Günter

[solid hinge]

WHAT THE FUCK

NO

noooooooo

[sonic rampart]

Plz stop

[brisk field]

i'm gonna pm dadmin what i saw in that website

[sonic rampart]

Stop it

[untold cliff]

wait what in the absolute fuck

[brisk field]

and hope to god he doesnt ban me

[sonic rampart]

Get some help

[brisk field]

whut happened

[autumn nest]

Based on what y'all are saying I'm not gonna look at it

[tidal escarp]

Need more memes. xD

[jolly quartz]

Okay I found 3 women in the trailer lol

[solid hinge]

Same

Sniper

I was...

So innocent

In the car

And uhhhh

[jolly quartz]

In the "boat", sniping and the splash screen at the end

[solid hinge]

Near the end

Yeee

But then curiosity got the better of me

[untold cliff]

uh I’ve never had this happen before

My dick literally retracted into my body

[solid hinge]

Stop

[jolly quartz]

Possible could be running from the storm and at the end on the bridge

[sonic rampart]

Wtf

[solid hinge]

😦

[sonic rampart]

Thats not possible tho

[untold cliff]

that image made it possible

[brisk field]

did you guys go into the rule34 website or what

[solid hinge]

I did

I regret it

[untold cliff]

i did as well

it’s awful

[sonic rampart]

Should I?

[solid hinge]

Its horrible

[untold cliff]

NO

[solid hinge]

No

Dont do it

[untold cliff]

TAV NO

[solid hinge]

Save yourself

[untold cliff]

AAAA

[sonic rampart]

WTF

[untold cliff]

NOOOOOOO

[brisk field]

did you see the girl doing the 🍆 👌

[sonic rampart]

just kidding I didnt click on it

[untold cliff]

we all saw it

[brisk field]

nice

[untold cliff]

oh thank Christ

[solid hinge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/n7TyooZtZn3Ko/fullscreen

I TOLD YOU MAN, I TOLD YOU MAN!

[brisk field]

i haven't seen the full image yet but im gonna do it

[sonic rampart]

You’re sending it again?

What is it tho?

[solid hinge]

That link is just a Gif from Saving Private Ryan

[brisk field]

NO NOT BATTLEFIELD HEROES

[solid hinge]

Where hes screaming

[untold cliff]

I don’t enjoy this

[sonic rampart]

What was it mmg?

[brisk field]

BATTLEFIELF HEROES GOT LEWDED TOO

[untold cliff]

good movie tho

it’s definitely nothing

[sonic rampart]

Fck it ill click it lol

[untold cliff]

Click it and see for yourself

[solid hinge]

Clicc here for long slong

[wintry vapor]

omg im excited for the new br, can i play this game on my pc, specs are i5 7500 gtx 1060 8gb 2133mhz ddr4, ssd

[sonic rampart]

Its a black screen?

[untold cliff]

@wintry vapor porn no beuano

[wintry vapor]

?

[solid hinge]

Ive journeyd further in

This is my reaction:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555751459250241556/555751617002209291/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL2Rpc2NvcmQuc3RvcmFnZS5nb29nbGVhcGlzLmNvbS9hdHRhY2htZW50cy8yNjgyNDI3Nzc2NTE4MDYy.png

Nothing is sacred to these people

[brisk field]

now way did they actually make r34 of gunter

[solid hinge]

Hello fellow Dutchman

[brisk field]

is that even gunter

[sonic rampart]

Gets DDoSed by clicking all the links

[brisk field]

i think thats gunter

[solid hinge]

GÜNTER! GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!

God is dead

We killed him

[tidal escarp]

Need the song.

[stoic breach]

God bought Deluxe

[brisk field]

guess im not wanking for a couple of days...

[stoic breach]

Damn

Also I need that Talking Heads remix as well

[tidal escarp]

I just hope they put it for free. : c

[brisk field]

remember the devestation of rotterdam trailer and the remix of the house of the rising sun never came out?

[gray glade]

i loved the intro of that firestorm trailer though

both squads run into a house and violent firefight

[brisk field]

dont think they'll do it

"violent firefight"

[gray glade]

hmm?

it kind of was tho

they peppered that house!

[solid hinge]

Hi

[brisk field]

blue house dumps all their rounds into the red house and all the red house got it a flare

[gray glade]

yeah 😄

i think it's going to be real interesting with a BR game where you cant really camp a house as easily

cuz of destruction etc

[brisk field]

hmm

[stoic breach]

The red house called in Sector Artillery

[jolly quartz]

I think that's the point of the fire ring

So you can't camp in a building like you can do in other BRs

[solid hinge]

so its new tow week now

and ju88p

[stoic breach]

Also the fact that Squad reinforcements are gonna be in

Oh shit

[brisk field]

do you think squad leaders are gonna be a thing and how is it gonna work out

[stoic breach]

I'm gonna have to start tomorrow

Yeah

Squad leaders are gonna be in

It was part of a datamine

[cedar bronze]

The new trailer is 🔥🔥🔥

Pun intended

[stoic breach]

Haha

That was a great trailer

[cedar bronze]

I’m so glad they didn’t fuck it up like the reveal

[stoic breach]

We'll have to see how close to gameplay it is

Yeah

[solid hinge]

mr humus

[cedar bronze]

I’m interested in that white outfit that one soldier was wearing 👀

[stoic breach]

Apparently it's the same marketting team, and that for this trailer they got to do it how they wanted to originally

Yeah

I think I'm mostly excited for new information about the game

[cedar bronze]

I wonder if they will add that helicopter to the main game 🤔

I doubt it tho

Simply because it was a prototype.

[stoic breach]

Probably not unless they do it near the end of the war and have some crazy shit

[gray glade]

they might later on, its already in the game with firestorm

[cedar bronze]

But does anyone know what tank that was at the end of the trailer?

Was it a stormtiger

[gray glade]

sturmtiger prolly

[stoic breach]

Sturmtiger

Yeah

Thats gonna be interesting

[cedar bronze]

That’s what I thought.

[gray glade]

judging by the sloping armor and that nade launcher thingy

[cedar bronze]

That’s gonna be nasty

But it will prolly be balanced

Simply because of how slow it is

[stoic breach]

By fuel

[gray glade]

interesting that when you saw that dude in the beginning carrying a can of gas, it was in his hands

like not wearing it

[cedar bronze]

I did see a soldier carrying a jerry can

Chasing after the tractor

[gray glade]

i also hope they make that tractor on arras (?) driveable on other modes

[cedar bronze]

Haha that would be great

Like the American dream couch

[solid hinge]

multi track(tor) drifting

[cedar bronze]

😂

[stoic breach]

Panzerstorm

[solid hinge]

tractorstorm

[cedar bronze]

Coming to a console near you

[stoic breach]

I wonder what kinda firestorm bugs we're gonna get

Cause thats gonna happen

[bronze grotto]

is there going to be another update before firestorm

[cedar bronze]

I’m betting gliding glitches

[bronze grotto]

or is the shotgun buff the latest patch

[cedar bronze]

Where you get stuck mid air or something

[gray glade]

isnt there a new ToW this week?

[hoary condor]

First bug.. there is no fire

Yeah khoney

[bronze grotto]

fireproof gunter

[hoary condor]

[cedar bronze]

👀

[hoary condor]

He is the fire

[cedar bronze]

👀👀👀

I hope that add new maps for firestorm

Instead of just one

[solid hinge]

I doubt they'll need it

It's a big old map

[stoic breach]

It's a fairly big map

[cedar bronze]

Really?

That’s good at least

[stoic breach]

Well they would've had to use the gameplay space to make the trailer

[solid hinge]

With a forced circle at the start, it won't be as easy to explore as other BRs as well

[deft karma]

yeah the map reminded me of BF1942 Secret Weapons

[cedar bronze]

Will there be a progression system?

Or is it just for fun.

Like challenges and what not

[stable ledge]

When the firestorm.expected to be released?

[vapid palm]

I'm sure there will be assignments

[cedar bronze]

Ima guess 27

[bronze grotto]

firestorm themed ToW

[vapid palm]

Read the website it literally says the 25th

[bronze grotto]

[cedar bronze]

O

[barren relic]

trailer says 25.3

[deft karma]

yeah assigments like "kill all enemies with side-arms – 400 cc"

[cedar bronze]

Whoops

[barren relic]

its not f2p

[gray glade]

gameplay trailer next week

[cedar bronze]

400 😕

[barren relic]

its just a another mode for bfv

not a new game

[deft karma]

i have like 70k CC and don't know what to do besides weapon-specs

[vapid palm]

Vehicle skins

[cedar bronze]

Assignments better not be like kill 20 people with a tractor in one round and winning

[barren relic]

20 kills in one round?

[deft karma]

good point

[cedar bronze]

Yea

[barren relic]

impossible on 64 players

[cedar bronze]

There’s only like 64 per round I believe

Yea that’s what I’m saying

[deft karma]

especially in BR mode

[coarse thunder]

At this point they should also do meme assignments. Because people are bound to try and constantly fail them even though they only net you some CC

But some people will actually do them

[cedar bronze]

I’m praying they don’t make some batshit stupid assignments like they have for the main game

Like do I wanna get 20 players in one life

Or 30 in one game

🤔

Like wtf no

Don’t forget the 20 kills In one life have to be defending an area while crouching with a shovel

[hoary condor]

Run over a tiger mk1 in a tractor

[bronze grotto]

kill 20 enemies in one life while standing outside of the fire circle

[cedar bronze]

Kill a sturmtiger with a tractor

[hoary condor]

Kill 20 enemies while being Fire

or Gunter

[cedar bronze]

Kill 20 gunters while being in fire

Impossible task

[bright wolf]

or better
win a tractor vs tractor battle
just imagine two tractors in the field battling it out

[hoary condor]

Gunter if Fire

[cedar bronze]

Gunter can not die in fire

He IS THE FIRE

[bronze grotto]

as a gunter, kill 10 enemy gunters with a tractor in one life while standing out of bounds

[cedar bronze]

Kill 20 Gunters while being Gunter in Gunter

That sounds super sexual

[marble phoenix]

Helga > Gunter

[cedar bronze]

What if

Hear me out

Gunter CONTROLS the fire

That’s why he doesn’t die in fire

[bronze grotto]

avatar crossover?

[hoary condor]

Would be interesting to see how close you spawn and if you can just melee fight

[deft karma]

"Kill three enemies with a meele weapon without leaving the objective area" like the fuck…

[bronze grotto]

fists unarmed weapon

[cedar bronze]

Please dice

Let me fight to the death with my bare hands

[elder junco]

Well Firestorm looks good

Cant wait

[hoary condor]

It looks awesome

[cedar bronze]

Damn right

It’s 🔥

[strong pecan]

I WANT THAT TRACTOR

[cedar bronze]

We all do

PLZ DICE

[elder junco]

Watched the trailer I hope they add some of the new vehicles from it into the game

[icy sluice]

Battlefield V has been nominated for best audio design for the BAFTA Awards

[sharp falcon]

cool

this not devoloped by dice?

[tidal escarp]

@icy sluice Nice!

[fathom pebble]

So many new cosmetics

[icy sluice]

Weird that Detroit is also nominated

[icy sluice]

@sharp falcon Firestorm is a Criterion developed mode

[bronze grotto]

criterion plz

[solid hinge]

but what tank was that

[sharp falcon]

@icy sluice engine is frostbite?

so the game looks good

[icy sluice]

@sharp falcon of course

It's on the same game

[sharp falcon]

@hoary condor y do they give this challenges?

[icy sluice]

lol

[hoary condor]

For Red wellie 😃

Rock out with them... show the boys who's got that fashion swag #FarmerLife

[sharp falcon]

damn Im hyped for the game

more hyped then game release

[icy sluice]

I've only enjoyed one br game

[hoary condor]

I hate BR games, but this has boarded me on the train of hype

[icy sluice]

The only br game I've liked was Minecraft

[hoary condor]

[idle breach]

the only br game I've enjoyed was my childhood

[icy sluice]

The battle to get gum

[solid hinge]

yeah i looked at it, its the sturmtiger

[hybrid dock]

the last tow challenge lul

200 kills

[solid hinge]

meh

[icy sluice]

The trailer came out in pi day

[weak violet]

Sup

[icy sluice]

puS

[coral fiber]

Herro

[short pelican]

UoU

[solid hinge]

Will the higher mag guns be better in a battle royale format?

[tidal escarp]

Meanwhile in the comments of the video.
-BF have connected
-PUBG has left the chat (I do not know what he does here)
-APEX legends has left the chat
-Fortnite has left the planet

[short pelican]

why I did this?..

[weak violet]

How ya guys doing

[solid hinge]

I'm imagining the 10 mag semis suffering from the increased health

which is a good thing

[icy sluice]

Increased health, you mean armor?

[hoary condor]

it's awesome about the fuel

[solid hinge]

Don't we get 150hp by default?

Along with armour

[hoary condor]

wonder if bigger vehicles use more quicker?

[icy sluice]

idfk

[tidal escarp]

@icy sluice "Increased health, you mean armor?" Maybe.

[weak violet]

it was not a good idea to stay up til 4

[solid hinge]

hehehe

I'm glad the bolts get a damage boost

[weak violet]

2 hours of sleep

[hoary condor]

Trevor... i was leaving work slept, came into work and still working and you have only slept 3 hours

[solid hinge]

How the ammo works will be nice too

[icy sluice]

🔥 We didn't start the fire 🔥

[solid hinge]

Take a kar98 with 20 spare mags or one mg42 mag

[weak violet]

Should have slept earlier tbh

[icy sluice]

Inb4 kar98k trench mag but only in firestorm

[solid hinge]

god please

legendary rarity

[dense bone]

welp that trailer looks sweet

[icy sluice]

👌

[dense bone]

i like the scared run at the beginning

[solid hinge]

bayonet will be a beneficial attachment too

[icy sluice]

[solid hinge]

all that hp means nothing in the face of a bayonet

[icy sluice]

Imagine bayonet in br

[solid hinge]

no

please

[weak violet]

Aye Nyphon, it was fun squading up with ya yesterday

[solid hinge]

I promise you it's gonna be I

bayonet has to be banned from br

I'm gonna win my first match with bayonet

ok unless its balanced somehow

because like

no way

[dense bone]

@weak violet yea when you finally got your connection working xD

[solid hinge]

oh

[icy sluice]

Ezdubs

[solid hinge]

why not just find a MMG and mow down that squad charging at you with bayonets

ez

lol

[weak violet]

@dense bone My connnection was just bad that day

[solid hinge]

I'm gonna bayonet you from that chopper

lol

also probably hard because no bullets

[hoary condor]

the end bit of the trailer with the tank... sexy af

[solid hinge]

One mmg mag

the heli is cool

[icy sluice]

I usually win a bayonet charge when attacking an mmg player

[scenic beacon]

slaps bayonet on tractor

[solid hinge]

I never tried bayonet

but also

what if like

at the end of the trailer

when they opened those large doors

the fear in their eyes when you charge directly towards a back proning mg42 and survive with 4hp

[hoary condor]

lands helicopter on boat.. take boat away

[solid hinge]

we see big chungus awaken

[hoary condor]

wait thats gta

[icy sluice]

'Slaps bayonet' ouch

[weak violet]

its probly gonna take me a whle for bfv to update

[dense bone]

yea, i really appreciate that tanks arent just found

[solid hinge]

then its the battlefield 4 theme sound effect thing like DUN DUN DU-DUN DUN

big chungus

[dense bone]

that you have to at least do something that warns otheres

[solid hinge]

ok ill go away

ouch

@dense bone agreed

[shrewd grove]

March 25th is a lot earlier than expected

[solid hinge]

Bayonets are worth a try

i dont want to get blown up without knowing by a tank

[hoary condor]

Defo Strider

[weak violet]

stg 44 is greast to use

[pearl siren]

Wait is there an update?

[solid hinge]

I'm glad it's in march

[hoary condor]

25th BR and payday 😄

[dense bone]

25th is a monday tf...

[icy sluice]

Payday

[pearl siren]

U guys ready for 25000 new players

All using sturmgewher 1-5

[weak violet]

@dense bone Although when my internet was not dying i was doing decent

[little fjord]

I hope this rakes in the cash for battlefield franchise

[dense bone]

grand ops is rough man

[little fjord]

It'll be some good twitch viewing action

[dense bone]

idk how i feel about it lol

[solid hinge]

As a whole?

I generally don't like it

[dense bone]

GO?

[weak violet]

You gotta know some stuff about it ya want to win

[dense bone]

yea, its pretty hard on the camping

[little fjord]

I play GO now when I want to play breakthrough with a little flair

[solid hinge]

I like the idea of a mixed mode playlist but not in how they've done GOs

[dense bone]

i still did good, even though i havent played in months

[solid hinge]

and airborne is a pain in the ass

[dense bone]

but it was just meh

[hoary condor]

i do enjoy breakthrough but starting to prefer rush

never thought i'd see the day

[solid hinge]

you're missing out on the planes nyphon!

catastrophically unbalanced

[scenic beacon]

^^^

[dense bone]

so i hear

still wont use therm

[weak violet]

Those pilots with the new plane were cancerous

[little fjord]

Airborne is rough 😆

[solid hinge]

[coral fiber]

Heyyy

[weak violet]

you gotta admit nyphon

[dense bone]

what makes planes op?

[little fjord]

I always have to play recon in airborne because nobody drops spawn beacons

[coral fiber]

The new plane is so vulnerable

[solid hinge]

6 pounder tank cannon that feels like it shoots twice a second along with a 4000lb bomb

[coral fiber]

The new mosquito cant stand a chance with a good pilot

[solid hinge]

they've effectively given the highest dps gun in the game to a plane along with the largest bomb

[weak violet]

we got hit by that thing a few times

[icy sluice]

Flying planes sucks as it's rare to actually survive

[solid hinge]

The only thing that can kill the new mosquito is a fighter

[dense bone]

i did notice dying to planes more often now than before as infantry

[coral fiber]

Yes

[solid hinge]

And if there's enough mosquitos in the air you're gonna get hit

[coral fiber]

That's true

[icy sluice]

@solid hinge Stuka B2

[solid hinge]

That's a fair point

[coral fiber]

B2 is good

[solid hinge]

Toss-up between whether it hits you first though

[icy sluice]

I fly b1 with 1kg bombs

[coral fiber]

Just yesterday i went 34 to 8 with the spitfire

Cuz rammers ya know

[little fjord]

People don't usually evade until you start shooting at them... The new mosquito can get alot of plane kills because it like 2 shots planes

[coral fiber]

Rammers are annoying af

[solid hinge]

I like the 1kg bombs but the dual cannons on the b2 are useful in so many mote situations

[icy sluice]

Mosquito can live a ram

[solid hinge]

I understand ramming when they're a VERY annoying pilot

[coral fiber]

Yes

I don't ram

[weak violet]

I hope i didn't do that badly with my internet

[coral fiber]

I'm not like that

[vocal steppe]

i have a question do u think that the cool bf5 outfits from chaptor 2 lightning strike the chapter lvl40 or something uniform will be buiable with the company coins

[solid hinge]

I do if they're in the top 3 of their team usually and i can't get a kill otherwise

[weak violet]

Along with that my computer lagged out from a combined arms game

Sucks

[solid hinge]

Probably not? Maybe in the future