battlefield-legacy-titles

[echo glen]

i want solveig's knife

[rocky verge]

Those challanges are oopf

Do it on easy

[ancient ocean]

Is it conformed tomorrow?

[rocky verge]

Not normal like I did it

The cricket bat one is kinda hard

On the last mission

And first

[ripe epoch]

What time does patch come out??

[rocky verge]

Dont know

Why asking us go look it up

Or check the devs Twitter

Or something

[slim tendon]

https://twitter.com/JaqubAjmal/status/1094937357638344704

[ripe epoch]

Sorry can't busy with your sister

[solid hinge]

Hewo frens

If my info is correct

Ze update yeets today?

[half wolf]

no

they said midweek

so wed/thurs

[solid hinge]

Ive heard some people say that its a Feb 12 patch

[half wolf]

nope

its wrong

[compact oxide]

It does say Feb 12th in #game-news

[amber notch]

They aren’t correct release times.

The patch notes aren’t fully correct but are essentially the full patch notes.

Once they drop the final patch notes it will be updated.

[compact oxide]

So what is the release time all knowing Daddy?

[amber notch]

We don’t know.

[compact oxide]

[half wolf]

has anyone ever seen a match where one team had 0 deaths?

[shrewd grove]

Sad

[brisk field]

so theres an M1944 in the game i don't know about?

[topaz dome]

mas44

[brisk field]

goddamnit i thought we were gonna have a mosin in the game

[shrewd grove]

I just want the M1A1 Thompson

With 30 round stick mag

No tacticool drum mag

Or that shit

[solid hinge]

No update today?

Well that depressing

[half wolf]

Meh whatever

it'll probs get delayed to next week

@shrewd grove I swear I never have "regular" games

[shrewd grove]

Do you mean balanced ones

[half wolf]

Yes

Last couple days I was on almost nonstop lopsided wins

[shrewd grove]

Well what mode do you usually plau

Play

[half wolf]

And now I'm on my 15th straight loss, and usually half the team is literally AFK

Frontlines

fuckin love it

its just bizarre

I've never seen a close game

and i've never had a session where it's win 1, lose 1, win 1, lose 1 etc

its either win a fuckload or lose a fuckload

[pulsar summit]

The AFK timers in this game is too long

[shrewd grove]

On Frontlines it seems to happen a lot more, I had a few close games of Frontlines at the beginning of this week but I mostly play Breakthrough

[half wolf]

@pulsar summit match I was just in, the bottom 8 people on the scoreboard had a combined 3 kills

how

how is this possible

oh and they were all in their own squads

HOW

[pulsar summit]

yea I saw it a lot also while doing frontlines

[half wolf]

HOW ARE YOU IN YOUR OWN SQUAD

HOW IS THAT NOT INCREDIBLY TEDIOUS FOR YOU

[pulsar summit]

The AFK timer, especially in smaller team modes should be 5 mins tops

[half wolf]

Also what about people who perpetually load in as a squad leader for 2+ rounds

and never spawn or finish loading in

and you cant take the SL position from them

[tidal talon]

is this game alive for oceania(aus & nz)?

[little fjord]

@half wolf some people have alts and a put them in the enemy team afk

I don't know how common it actually is tho

[half wolf]

idk man

dude, all the servers tonight are lopsided

just had a match where me and one other dude were the only people with positive KDR on our team

it looks like people intentionally throwing

but idk why

[compact oxide]

@tidal talon PC?

[tidal talon]

yea

[compact oxide]

BFV?

There's still peeps there

Even a handful of BF1 servers up

[ripe epoch]

They nerfed the fg 42

guns crap now

[half wolf]

They didnt nerf it

its the same as it always was

[solid hinge]

I don't remember seeing anything regarding changes to the FG 24. I could be wrong though, look at the key recent patch notes to double check.

is there a download today?

[charred heron]

FG42 is still okay

[little fjord]

I've been using fg today... nothing's changed

[stoic breach]

If you put a 3x scope on it you nerfed yourself

[amber notch]

im surprised that the new currency isnt in the game yet

tbh

[mystic wolf]

lol so there's one BT server in OCE atm and it was full about 10 mins ago, I just checked it again, it's Fjell and half the players have left. Nobody likes Fjell.

[solid hinge]

honestly dont know how it made it into the game

[ripe epoch]

who uses the fg 42

[mystic wolf]

i like it

i just dont use it much

[karmic summit]

All the cool kids

[slate canopy]

@solid hinge It's tomorrow, today the final update notes will be released

[solid hinge]

k thanks

[half wolf]

tfw you see a sniper go 118-0

i went from 27-3 to 27-33 in that match lmao

[compact oxide]

[half wolf]

They had a whole squad just farming us as we spawned in

they couldnt cap our base, but we couldnt cap theirs (frontlines) so they just started farming us for kills

I eventually left before the timer ran out lmao

hadnt even fired a shot in 5min

[little fjord]

I think if you have bayonet it should take place of your normal melee attack... should be a quick bayonet jab with longer range

[warped rivet]

Man I just one thing 😦

Rented server!!!!!

[jolly quartz]

Anyone else had to restart their game for the tenth time within a few hours?

Fuck me this shite is woeful

Infinite loading screen, bugged out armoury, bugged out company, unable to join matches

Kills any desire to play the game

[undone isle]

so patch will be tomorrow, right?

[slate canopy]

@undone isle Yup

[bronze grotto]

wtf

i was about to win on a frontlines match

blew up an objective already

decides to disconnect me from origin

g o o n l i n e

🔫

oh nevermind

assignment progress saves

YES FINALLY

G O L D E N RECEIVER FOR G15

oh fucking at last

i'm not touching the g15 ever again

[swift condor]

Yeah, just finished getting 20 headshots in objective areas with the G43

Never want to do that shit again

[bronze grotto]

the sars i've gilded are only the mas44 and the g15

oh god i have to do this for the turner again

[swift condor]

Yeah same, I'm doing both at the same time

[bronze grotto]

oh gilding the g15 too?

[swift condor]

Nah G43

And turner

[bronze grotto]

ic

the g15 is going to be a nightmare to gild after the patch

the turner i imagine should be no harder than the mas44

[swift condor]

It's all I have left to do, get guns gold and rank on ToW

[bronze grotto]

good luck 👌🏻

tow can't take that long

i happened to have some assignments from overture

the operations one was 👌🏻

75k xp

[swift condor]

Yeah Ive got one sitting in assignments but mine are filled with 3 guns and a assault mastery assignment

[bronze grotto]

say do you actually play with the guns gilded

or do you go back to another skin lel

[swift condor]

Depends

For example I can get the gold stock for Krag but I prefer the chrome skin

[bronze grotto]

damn thats nice

gilded the krag

[swift condor]

Once I get all the guns gold, I'll maybe change up the skins because having gold all the time would be boring

[silk mist]

The this week in battlefield isn't pinned on reddit

Dunno if they use the same mods tho

[slate canopy]

It's been posted 2 hours ago though

[silk mist]

Yeah

[slate canopy]

That post confirms the patch for tomorrow

[tribal ledge]

Just saw a rank 17 dude get over 50 kills on Conquest

I see that the anti cheat software in this game is working as good as always

Proabably using LOD bias

[crimson orchid]

Hey, this is just your daily reminder that battlefield will never be a competitive game and you can stop tryharding in pubs

[strong parrot]

or you can just be somewhat competent as a teammate and defend the objective we just took, or kill the enemy..thanks :^)

[bronze grotto]

time to hit the .1% of sanitatering

[strong parrot]

but seriously how are people so bad sometimes these basic things escape them

[bronze grotto]

one of the most infuriating things to see was at the early days of tow frontlines

people are camping the border of the cap

STANDING OUTSIDE OF IT

while adad'ing with their sniper rifles

[strong parrot]

lol yup thats another bad one

[bronze grotto]

like just why

the cap zone is big enough

like that's some ridiculous shit

bordercamping a cap zone in frontlines

[dusty sluice]

Anyone else a bit worried a major BFV feature is being released tomorrow and we’ve seen 0 gameplay of it

[swift condor]

HA no

[slate canopy]

Maybe it's included in the patch of tomorrow, but won't be playable for another 3 weeks. 😄

[mystic wolf]

DAMNIT FJELL KEEPS KILLING MY SERVERS

[idle breach]

no patch today???

[bronze grotto]

what major feature

[trail flame]

Patch is Wednesday

[idle breach]

oh....

[tribal ledge]

Which bolt action sniepr rifle has the highest bullet velocity?

[marble phoenix]

I was having issues with Fjell loading up too @mystic wolf

And then on aerodrome it would drop some shit of frames. But the audio is still on track. Normal video game shit when dealing online. I assume.

[amber notch]

@trail flame source?

[trail flame]

#game-news

Wednesday, February 13th
Battlefield V Quality of Life Tracker - Our Devs have confirmed fixes on some of the top issues, so make sure to check out the updated wiki page on Wednesday to see what's fixed, what's new, and what the status is of ongoing issues.
RELEASE
Battlefield V Chapter 2: Lightning Strikes Update #3

[amber notch]

damn dude

dont get shitty

fuck

😩

dont yell at me in text

I didnt see #game-news

[trail flame]

if I'm not reading it wrong, patch is Wednesday but the actual event kicks off on Thursday.

[marble phoenix]

Yup the new week of challenges has been starting on Thursday

They switch up the patch updates though. I feel like they were falling on Tuesday, before this one set for tomorrow.

[idle breach]

dice please give me something new to do in bfv

I am already the no1 best supergamer battlefield god

[bronze grotto]

same

[strong parrot]

Mod fight

[ripe epoch]

servers went down...patch time?

[marble phoenix]

Patch due tomorrow

[ivory geyser]

Can assaults not revive people?

Damn

I just got a double sniper headshot

[amber notch]

Assaults can revive squad members

Medics can revive all

[ivory geyser]

Maybe that was a enemy crying at a floor, I couldn't see the "Press E to revive" I was confused

[near moth]

Lol

[ivory geyser]

It's my first time in the tank, I'm literally spamming at anything I see, this guy in chat goes like "omg noob, get out of the tank" 😂

[proud lantern]

Lol

[compact oxide]

Yeah enemies can still look like they're bleeding out but they don't get rezzed by you

[proud lantern]

I mean...Just move forward.

[compact oxide]

I've never been a tanker and I'm proud of that

[ivory geyser]

LOL

[proud lantern]

Wack

[ivory geyser]

I came out, he rushed and ran from me 😂

[proud lantern]

WACK

[solid hinge]

laughs in Sabot Guided Round

[proud lantern]

Yes ma'am

[solid hinge]

you know I have been using tanks in Battlefield for longer than some of you could count to 10

[proud lantern]

Wait how do I get the role of xbox?

[short estuary]

https://imgur.com/xMPixnh what the fuck is this?

[proud lantern]

People have rolls like "pc"

[ivory geyser]

#220326362077069323

[proud lantern]

o rip

[short estuary]

20 kills in one life

is that real?

[compact oxide]

It's a "challenge"

[proud lantern]

K

[short estuary]

fuck this

its a pain

[compact oxide]

But really it should be 20 in a round

Or 10 in a life

[proud lantern]

K

[short estuary]

10 more real

if you sneaky sniper

before bomber kill you in blow

or you need personal medic

[proud lantern]

Oof

[solid hinge]

Krag

More like

A piece of shit

[ivory geyser]

._.

[compact oxide]

Krag is great

[proud lantern]

I think you are referring to uh...1 shot wonder...

Misses it's first shot or does low damage first shot everytime unless it is a headshot.

lol

(I am kinda talking out my arse I don't have the Krag)

[compact oxide]

Krag is great, feels amazing to use but has real low body damage

[proud lantern]

OH

I was right.

[compact oxide]

So I tend to use the M95 if I'm going bolt action for the quickswap memes

[formal rampart]

Is there any weapons like k10 in bf5?

[proud lantern]

Wat

K10?

[solid hinge]

Wts

[proud lantern]

What is k10

[solid hinge]

I need to get every gun in the game to lvl 10

[formal rampart]

I mean like automatico

Bf1

[solid hinge]

Yes

[proud lantern]

Auto.......matico?

[compact oxide]

Yes there is

[proud lantern]

Sorry I haven't played that game in a while.

[solid hinge]

Thompson and suomi

[compact oxide]

It's called the 1907

[proud lantern]

OH yeah

[idle breach]

M1907sf

Or rof upgraded thinpson

[ivory geyser]

For what Class?

[idle breach]

Or sumii

Assault m1907sf

[proud lantern]

Sumo

[formal rampart]

Thanks

[compact oxide]

1907 on Assault, others on Medic

[idle breach]

Medicgod thompsom suimo

[compact oxide]

But who wants them when you can have the 1906 or the MP34

[idle breach]

Me

As a god of battlefield

I demand it

[proud lantern]

YEAH the automatico is a lot like the 1907 because of the similarities they have (one of which is not accuracy)

[solid hinge]

Mp34 is really good for some reason

[proud lantern]

1907 trash cuz it's inaccurate

MP34? trash

Fires super slow

[idle breach]

Mp34 good

[proud lantern]

ok

I won't argue.

[compact oxide]

MP34 is best yo

[idle breach]

I again showed my dominance

[proud lantern]

No wait

[compact oxide]

Except for the slow ZK

[proud lantern]

MP34 is better than the ZK

ZK.......traaaaaaash

[idle breach]

Zk

[proud lantern]

no

[idle breach]

Legged smg

[proud lantern]

no

wait

what

[idle breach]

Yes

It has legs

[proud lantern]

i

o

[idle breach]

It can walk.

So it is best smg.

[proud lantern]

yeah.....I guess ur right.

no

[idle breach]

Other smg can walk? No.

[proud lantern]

You just see a ZK-383 spraying and sprinting down the dirt road.

[idle breach]

Zk only for ads people

[solid hinge]

Slebs 1916
Gewer 1 5
Agm
Mp34
Lewis gun
12g
Krag
M95
Autoloading

[proud lantern]

Those are all bad

[idle breach]

And walking your smg in the park

[solid hinge]

There are the only guns that are not lvl 10 for me

[proud lantern]

Except the autoloading.

And the Mp34

[idle breach]

Autoloading ugly.

[proud lantern]

NO.

[idle breach]

Looks like a pipe.

[proud lantern]

Autoloading was good in BF1

But now they nerf'd its spaaaam

[solid hinge]

Autoloading does look like a pipe lmao

[proud lantern]

fires slow

[idle breach]

Scope also look ugly

[proud lantern]

AND there is no extended mag.

Then don't use the scope.

[idle breach]

Ugly gun

Iron sight looks like something wrong with the pipe

[solid hinge]

Kar98k is sexy

[proud lantern]

I use the "captured" skin on it

oh

[idle breach]

Kar98k good looking

[proud lantern]

yeah I agree with that

but

[idle breach]

Zh okay

[proud lantern]

but

[idle breach]

Model 8 no.

Ugly.

[proud lantern]

no

[compact oxide]

1906 is the most beautiful gun

[proud lantern]

wait

[solid hinge]

Krag is a pipe

[bronze grotto]

tfw no extended mag for model 8

[proud lantern]

slow down

IKR

[solid hinge]

@compact oxide fact

[proud lantern]

Z0ink

[compact oxide]

❤

[idle breach]

Autoloading looks like 'long sten'

[proud lantern]

Ok

[bronze grotto]

model 8 and auto 12ga looks similar

[proud lantern]

Autoloading has zero extended mag.

[bronze grotto]

VERY similar

[proud lantern]

They are

[idle breach]

Ag m/42 beautiful

[proud lantern]

They are similar internaly. Same company

[solid hinge]

12g is also shreksy

[bronze grotto]

why can't they jsut bring back the extended mag from bf1

[solid hinge]

^^^^^

[proud lantern]

IKR

[idle breach]

Zh irl could use 20 round mag

[solid hinge]

NO

[bronze grotto]

even the k98 has an extended mag

[proud lantern]

zh?

What is the ZH

OH

nvm

[idle breach]

Sniper rifle with

[proud lantern]

woops

[idle breach]

Air cooling fins

[proud lantern]

Semi- waht

Really?

[idle breach]

Has radiator thingy in handguard

[bronze grotto]

https://i0.wp.com/ww2-weapons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Kar98k-03-px800.jpg?fit=800%2C600&ssl=1

[proud lantern]

oh

[bronze grotto]

dice please

[idle breach]

Dunno looks like

[bronze grotto]

20 round magazine kar98

[proud lantern]

Oh

Yeah

[bronze grotto]

with 5x4 stripper clip reloads

[solid hinge]

Hot

[bronze grotto]

like turner

[proud lantern]

WHT

[idle breach]

It could use czzczezczhhh mg magazine

[proud lantern]

Lol

[solid hinge]

Could use a drum mag

60 mag kar

[proud lantern]

czcezzzzceehh

[bronze grotto]

OH wait

[proud lantern]

NO

[bronze grotto]

the trench mag for k98 is 25 rounds

[proud lantern]

Wait

NO

[bronze grotto]

super turner

[idle breach]

No

[bronze grotto]

2 shot turner

[proud lantern]

CHILL

[bronze grotto]

wait its bolt action

still irrelevant forever

[idle breach]

K98 had hybrid scope

[proud lantern]

NO

STOP

[solid hinge]

Liberator with the drum mag 😩 💦

[proud lantern]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[idle breach]

How about just

[bronze grotto]

i want a
martini-suomi

[idle breach]

Wardrum

[solid hinge]

Drum mag with a drum mag

💦 💦 💦 💦

[compact oxide]

Grenade with a drum mag?

[proud lantern]

OMG

[idle breach]

Sturmtiger extended mag

[proud lantern]

ok that would be ok

[idle breach]

With rof upgrade

[proud lantern]

NO

FRIK

[solid hinge]

Sturmtiger 1200rpm

UWU

[proud lantern]

WUT

NO

[idle breach]

8 x 88mm gun on stuka

[proud lantern]

STG-44 wit-

waht

[idle breach]

For passenger seat

[proud lantern]

MP-40 double-mag

2 mags in 1 slot.

[swift condor]

Good teammates

[bronze grotto]

rpm upgrade for the m1907

[proud lantern]

lol

[solid hinge]

8x siege guns from the bf1 on the ju88 with 4500kg of bombs

[bronze grotto]

[proud lantern]

Oh

[solid hinge]

And 1200 rpm

And a bipod

With a bayonet

[proud lantern]

Wait.

No.

[idle breach]

Can we get ak47?

[proud lantern]

Ok fine

[idle breach]

AK47 it is.

[swift condor]

Pitchfork melee weapon

[bronze grotto]

can we get the scar-h please

[proud lantern]

Something similar to the AK47 did indeed exist

[solid hinge]

@idle breach the answer is in the name of the gun

[idle breach]

No scar too modern

[proud lantern]

BUT it was late war

[idle breach]

Why

[proud lantern]

lol

[idle breach]

We already have mas-49

[bronze grotto]

i didnt know ww2 lasted until 1947

[proud lantern]

MAS-44

[bronze grotto]

TIL

[solid hinge]

Dice can we get a nuke scorestreak?

[proud lantern]

49?

[idle breach]

Mas-r4 is mas-49

[proud lantern]

YE- wait

[idle breach]

So ak47 can be...

Ak 42

[solid hinge]

My friend and i launched a jb2 on the spawn camping flakpanzer

[idle breach]

Good job

[solid hinge]

Was pretty hot

It was direct impact

💥

[idle breach]

M1922 lmg is mmg ingame

[proud lantern]

Wait

[idle breach]

BAR should be mmg as well

[proud lantern]

No it is called mmg

No

Bar is a RIFLE

[idle breach]

M1922 is officially lmg

[proud lantern]

uh

ip?

I mean

rip?

[solid hinge]

Murica guns are gonna be so good

[idle breach]

Hotchkiss m1922 light machine gun

[swift condor]

Automatic fire for the ZH

[idle breach]

Even ingame it says lmg in name

Description on tow and things

So why not?

BAR mmg

[proud lantern]

Automatic HZ would literally be the STG

[solid hinge]

HZ?

[idle breach]

Zh maybe

[proud lantern]

The description for the HZ is that the STG was based off of it

[solid hinge]

Oh yea

[idle breach]

Yeah

[proud lantern]

So they made an auto-HZ and it was the STG

[idle breach]

But zh never had automatic variant

[proud lantern]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyeah

no

[idle breach]

Friend are you

Drunk as me

I love you

[proud lantern]

you love me

[idle breach]

No thats not what u said

I

I love you

[proud lantern]

Oh

Rip

[solid hinge]

Dice

Can we uhhh

[proud lantern]

uh

[solid hinge]

Make the liberator shoot sturmtigers tnx

[idle breach]

Did you know that

JU88 can shoot

Fighters

[proud lantern]

JU

[swift condor]

Yes

[proud lantern]

waht

[solid hinge]

With the

[proud lantern]

What is the JU

[solid hinge]

12 hmgs

[idle breach]

Bomber

[solid hinge]

Junkers

[proud lantern]

o

[idle breach]

German bomber

[swift condor]

German bomber

[proud lantern]

ok

[swift condor]

Got em

[idle breach]

No i said

[swift condor]

I said

[idle breach]

Morally challenged country

Bombet

Bomber

[solid hinge]

Wafenbehalter gives it 12 hmgs

[idle breach]

Anyway

Ju88 can shoot planes

[ancient ocean]

OK is everyone playing that game where each person say 1 word

[swift condor]

I don't understand why people have to spam the M1

[solid hinge]

No wts

[idle breach]

Oh sorry

I was romg

German fighter could shoot ju88

http://www.fiddlersgreen.net/aircraft/Mistel-Bomber/IMAGES/mistel-bomber.jpg

Like this

[solid hinge]

0w0

[idle breach]

Fw190 with ju88

That looks like shaped charge version

[solid hinge]

If we dont get the PBY with the americans

[idle breach]

Wtf

[solid hinge]

Ima kill someone

[idle breach]

Yeah

Fat boatplane

I dont want naval warfare

I hate sea and i cannot swim

[solid hinge]

TAKE DOWN THOSE FUCKING PT BOATS

You hate sea?

Y tho

[idle breach]

swimming is disrespectful for our ancestors

our ancestors worked so hard to get out of the sea

[solid hinge]

0w0?

[idle breach]

we should stick with lands.

no sea. sea bad.

full of scary things

[solid hinge]

You are just like my brother lmao

[brisk field]

no we need sea

[solid hinge]

He thinks that every dangerous fish is just w8ing for him

[idle breach]

They do

[solid hinge]

Lmao

[brisk field]

fuck it im not grinding shit for a gun i aint even gonna use and i aint grindin for the ross

[solid hinge]

Y tho

[brisk field]

i already ground for the m1922

turns out i had the vgo anyway

[bronze grotto]

grinding for a bolt action rifle

[solid hinge]

Papi Weeo needs to have every gun in the game full mint and lvl 10

[idle breach]

I only do mint and lvl10

[brisk field]

full mint

im already doing gold plated

[solid hinge]

I dont like gold

It kills the serious ww2 feeling

[brisk field]

krag jorgensen mastery 3 i a lot harder than I expected

[idle breach]

Yeah it should be silver

[solid hinge]

20 kills from 60m?

[brisk field]

60 kills for distances greater than 60

[solid hinge]

Yep

Its stupid af

[brisk field]

and i rarely get 60m kills considering im a mid range

[solid hinge]

Makes you play like a retard

[brisk field]

i swear to god i think the 60 kills while prone was easier

[bitter oracle]

hi

[solid hinge]

Sup

Soup

[bitter oracle]

so the update postponed to tomorrow ?

postponed/delayed

[solid hinge]

Really?

[ivory geyser]

I was doing so good in a game (25+ kills, which is my max yet, since I'm new) and the servers disconnect ._.

[solid hinge]

Tomorrow?

Congrats

And

F

[bitter oracle]

that's what they say on reddit

13rd of feb

[brisk field]

fuck it. ill do prficiency instead.

[solid hinge]

^^^

THE MAN KNOWS

Also

[brisk field]

oh wait im already done with proficiency

[solid hinge]

If you main the gun

Get it a sexy skin

[bitter oracle]

Golden one ?

[brisk field]

chrome finish?

[solid hinge]

Chrome

[idle breach]

Like predatir

[solid hinge]

Blue

Night owl

[bitter oracle]

Chrome is too expensive man

the gold is good

[brisk field]

bought night owl but for the scope

waste of money that was

[solid hinge]

I have the stg,suomi,mg42 and the kar on the Night Owl skin

Wasted 50k

[brisk field]

i buy night owl handguards only

[pulsar summit]

I've yet to buy any skins, sitting on 120k cc

[solid hinge]

@pulsar summit dont buy any yet

[brisk field]

basically anything that has a rag wrapped around the handguard

[solid hinge]

Trust ke

Me

[pulsar summit]

yea I won't

[brisk field]

yeah since krag proficiency is done ill do the kar next

[solid hinge]

When the Boins drop we r gonna get a lotta sexy stuff

[brisk field]

i think im legitimately getting more bad the more i do these assignments

[solid hinge]

^^^^

I had 12 18 with the krag

14 17 with the mp34

[brisk field]

i have 600 krag kills and the kar is half that number

also krag gets a little boring after awhile

[solid hinge]

And 40 10 with the Selbs 1916

Maybe its just my luck

[brisk field]

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67442015 1 reason i wanna use the kar again

jojo reference

[solid hinge]

Rise up weebs

[idle breach]

kar rhymes with car

gew rhymes with eww

[solid hinge]

Its just english being stupid as always

You say kar just like car

[idle breach]

selbslader rhymes with

[icy sluice]

"You cannot look at this because it contains sensitive media"

[idle breach]

man..bearpig..?

[solid hinge]

Its called hentai

And its art

Oh w8

#battlefield-legacy-titles

Bruh

[brisk field]

sanitater can't look at anime girls lmao

[icy sluice]

I don't want to as well

[idle breach]

new transportation coming when?

[brisk field]

last thing i want is for krag to be turned into an anime girl as well

[idle breach]

giver germans some mercedez

[solid hinge]

Give brits a normal transport car

[icy sluice]

I assume MG42 is an anime girl

Some buff af woman

[idle breach]

give brits a rover

[solid hinge]

Fuck that autistic tank

[idle breach]

not land rover, just rover

[icy sluice]

MG42 better be buff

[brisk field]

[icy sluice]

maybe named Helga

[idle breach]

mg42 would be like

meth addict girl

[brisk field]

the fat controller laughed You are wrong

[icy sluice]

Oh... it's fat... cool

[solid hinge]

I mean

We already have battleship waifus

Why no gun waifus

[brisk field]

https://girls-frontline-english.fandom.com/wiki/MG42

[solid hinge]

And plane waifus

And tank waifus

[brisk field]

plane waifus exist tho

[idle breach]

wince 1200 time per minute

[solid hinge]

Wtf is japan doing

[idle breach]

japan?

already passed that level

[icy sluice]

I am thoroughly disappointed with the MG42 girl

[idle breach]

doing waifu-waifu

[brisk field]

theres tank waifus, plane waifus, ship waifus, gun waifus,

[solid hinge]

Strike witches @brisk field

[brisk field]

yeah same

[fathom pebble]

No weebs

[idle breach]

there is bacteria waifu anime

[solid hinge]

[icy sluice]

Honestly, I was really hoping for big buff woman that would suplex a boulder just because she can

[brisk field]

anyone here like the tommy

[icy sluice]

Tommy is good fun

[solid hinge]

[bronze grotto]

anime

[fathom pebble]

Ok thats it Iam getting me malet

[bronze grotto]

battlefield decides to do infinite loading on grand operations

[fathom pebble]

[brisk field]

im turning a battlefield discord into weebs

[solid hinge]

Yep

[bronze grotto]

anime bad

[bitter oracle]

w00t dmrs getting nerfed

[bronze grotto]

[solid hinge]

@brisk field keep up the good work

[bitter oracle]

that's the best thing about this update althought the nerf is too little

[icy sluice]

I heavily avoid anime like the black plague

Update is tomorrow it seems

[brisk field]

https://en.gfwiki.com/wiki/Thompson

mommy tommy

[icy sluice]

no

[bronze grotto]

NO

[solid hinge]

arigato gozaimasu Blookester-san UwU

That killed the chat

Uhhhh

[brisk field]

tommy titties

[icy sluice]

no

[brisk field]

what else can i find on the list of gun waifus

[solid hinge]

the french assault rifle

I cant spell it

[brisk field]

ribeyrolles

[solid hinge]

Oh yes

[brisk field]

thats my pfp

https://en.gfwiki.com/wiki/Ribeyrolles

[icy sluice]

Wait this is a game...

[solid hinge]

croissant language is ass

[brisk field]

what else

https://en.gfwiki.com/wiki/Lee-Enfield

there

[unkempt scroll]

Anyone knows when patch hits?

[brisk field]

the no.4 mk1 was made in ww2 right?

[pulsar summit]

tomorrow

[solid hinge]

Tomorrow

[brisk field]

really huh

[solid hinge]

Ez

[unkempt scroll]

Dafuq. Thought it was on 12tj

[icy sluice]

I saw the Nagant Revolver... eh.

[unkempt scroll]

Th*

[solid hinge]

You know whats gay?

[pulsar summit]

Patch was just finalized, ready for tomorrow

[solid hinge]

The VGO was in the beta

[brisk field]

https://en.gfwiki.com/wiki/Sten_MkII

[solid hinge]

But you couldnt use or see it

[unkempt scroll]

New ToW tomorrow too?

[rotund sentinel]

Sanitater!

[icy sluice]

Why is the M1911 still smiling when hurt?

[solid hinge]

It was in the trailer and the game files

[unkempt scroll]

Or was it 14th

[solid hinge]

14

[pulsar summit]

those are every thursday

[solid hinge]

Sadly

[unkempt scroll]

I hate that system

[brisk field]

nuts

[solid hinge]

Its stupid af

[unkempt scroll]

I want a new bad company

[solid hinge]

I want a monthly airlift

Not weekly

Monthly

Cuz then they will have enough time to gives us some good loot

Not fucking red devil skins

[rotund sentinel]

People need to stop blaming sanitater for walking back and forth by their bodies not reviving

It's the bug they are trying! Don't blame the sanitater!

[unkempt scroll]

Im just not that patient tto wait for a medic

[brisk field]

i think thats enough anime girls for one day

[unkempt scroll]

Let me die plz

[solid hinge]

@brisk field never enough

[icy sluice]

stop

[rotund sentinel]

Sanitaters are good people!

[solid hinge]

Fuck medics

Lazy fucks

[unkempt scroll]

Lol

[solid hinge]

Lets gang up and beat the fuck outa them

[unkempt scroll]

Kk

[solid hinge]

[unkempt scroll]

Can never get enough rem

[rotund sentinel]

Yet you can't, the team with the most sanitater wins

[solid hinge]

You mean scouts?

[brisk field]

what's worst girl doing here

[solid hinge]

BRO

[rotund sentinel]

That's how important having enough sanitater is

[solid hinge]

If you are talking about Ram ur good

Dont touch Rem

Or il eat ur ass raw

[brisk field]

I have 8 gigabytes of ram I guess

[icy sluice]

Canwestop

[unkempt scroll]

Nei

[brisk field]

Have y'all ever listened to toto Africa while playing battlefield

[icy sluice]

no

[brisk field]

Try it

[rotund sentinel]

@icy sluiceyou were a sanitater before you changed name you'd know

[unkempt scroll]

Emilia is better

[icy sluice]

Yes, I know

[solid hinge]

was there a patch today

Il give you 5 secs to run

[icy sluice]

Tomorrow @solid hinge

[unkempt scroll]

[brisk field]

Yo I can't believe they named 2 maps after toto Africa

[solid hinge]

didn't they say 12th on patch notes?

[brisk field]

Got delayed or somethn

[unkempt scroll]

Pfft u believed them?

[brisk field]

Still no fix for the shooting range where the ui is broken

[solid hinge]

Nepgear is best girl

[brisk field]

Kar98k best girl

[solid hinge]

Watch neptunia

Good tiddie

[unkempt scroll]

Raphtalia?

[brisk field]

Yes

[solid hinge]

Trash raccoon

[unkempt scroll]

Oi

[brisk field]

PISS OFF

[solid hinge]

Im sorry

Im not into animals

[brisk field]

[unkempt scroll]

Oof

I got deleted

[solid hinge]

Lmao

[brisk field]

Yeah but I'm not into maids either

[solid hinge]

Getting triggerd cuz i shittalked your waifu

[unkempt scroll]

Rem got friendzoned

By better girl

[brisk field]

No you shittalked everyone's waifu

[solid hinge]

Fuck subaru

SHES A SEASONAL WAIFU

[brisk field]

you got a problem with Subaru's my guy

[solid hinge]

She will die 1 week after the anime ends

[unkempt scroll]

Rem died many times

[icy sluice]

#general #general #general

[unkempt scroll]

Necrophile

[brisk field]

isn't that a car

[solid hinge]

Bro

Ww2 takes place in japan

Japan= anime

We r good

😹

[brisk field]

Ww2 is actually an anime

[solid hinge]

Yea

Mha

[brisk field]

What If battlefield v was one of them anime games based on the show

[unkempt scroll]

AA tank-sama

[solid hinge]

Girls und Panzer is prob the best anime

[brisk field]

the brits talk in a really bad engrish accent

[unkempt scroll]

Lol when the Maus came kn

Fucked everyone

[solid hinge]

Not really

They shapirod the maus

Ez

[brisk field]

Imagine if battlefield v was a sitcom

[unkempt scroll]

Tiger finally gettin buffed

Assault finally getting nerfwd

[brisk field]

Major defeat 0/4 sectors taken

[solid hinge]

Whats getting buffed?

[brisk field]

[unkempt scroll]

Heavy tanks

[solid hinge]

With the tiger

Its nothing

[unkempt scroll]

And the little shit assaults gettin nerfed

[solid hinge]

about fuking time

[unkempt scroll]

25% more armor. More spash dmg etc

[solid hinge]

Medium ranks do 25% less dmg to heavy tanks now

I dont think they r getting more armor

[rotund sentinel]

My panzer!

[unkempt scroll]

Light n medium tanks will finally lose to tiger

[jagged vector]

As it should be

[unkempt scroll]

Cant wait for Maus and King Tiger

[solid hinge]

Increased the armor value of heavy tanks by 25% against tank cannons. The Tiger and
Churchill were outmatched by upgraded medium tanks, and generally were not survivable
enough against threats to justify their lower speed and maneuverability

[rotund sentinel]

And they will all lose to assault infantries

[compact oxide]

Assault still does full damage

[unkempt scroll]

Piat nerfed

I see more piat thab panzerfaust now

[solid hinge]

tortoise

Best tank

Such a dangerous and creative name

[unkempt scroll]

Im pissed. We cant completely level houses like bad company 2

Driving througj houses would be so much fun

[solid hinge]

@unkempt scroll cuz we need cover bruh

[rotund sentinel]

"The obj is now open to attack!" Is very misleading

Newbies always wait for it open to go in

Always too late

Don't know why they just suddenly lost interest in pushing forward after capping the mid point

[idle breach]

is turtoise the land turtle? or the turtle water turtoise?

[rotund sentinel]

They are lazier than sanitater

[solid hinge]

@idle breach its a tank

[idle breach]

but

[solid hinge]

[idle breach]

is the turtoise land turtle?

[solid hinge]

Donno

[idle breach]

or the turtle water turtoise

[solid hinge]

My english is 8/10 shit

[idle breach]

is english proto-american?

[solid hinge]

you speak english<you speak american

[unkempt scroll]

Fak ur cover when those 500kg bombs drop

[idle breach]

is JU88 overpowerd? or Blenheim underpowered

[unkempt scroll]

They r op. Got 95 0 in breathrough a little while ago xp

Writing from phone

With JU88

[proud lantern]

MY CHROMEBOOK TRASH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[idle breach]

what?

shouting competition?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[proud lantern]

I'm in school rn.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[unkempt scroll]

ÅAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[proud lantern]

oh

Frik

[idle breach]

calling me frik

but I KNOW MY ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

i miss my school days

[solid hinge]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[unkempt scroll]

Wt ru gonna do when the JU88 dives toward u ~

[idle breach]

Alt + F4

[unkempt scroll]

Lol

[idle breach]

esc - hit redeploy

[solid hinge]

So umm

[unkempt scroll]

Gimme my deserved hard woeked Exp

[solid hinge]

https://youtu.be/OeoqEBMfmF8
38t ez flank

[unkempt scroll]

That cannon will be useless on heavy tanks now

[solid hinge]

I hope

But the churchil was already burning

So it was gg

[unkempt scroll]

Snake launcher OP

[bronze grotto]

watch as the 20mm autocannon will still rip apart heavy tanks

[tacit kelp]

So after this patch you will see very rarely light tanks. Now it's hard to fight agaaist bigger tanks , you need to be 2 times better than enemy.

[solid hinge]

@unkempt scroll no

[tacit kelp]

I think thay dont kwon what they doing doing.

[solid hinge]

You gotta come close to the target

[tacit kelp]

Basics are trash

[unkempt scroll]

Yes

Well everyone in front of u dies

[solid hinge]

i killed a tiger with the valentines snake launcher

[unkempt scroll]

Slither launcher

Snek launcher

[tacit kelp]

Yesterday I killed 4 Tigers on Panzerstrom by Staghound, all in back

[solid hinge]

0w0

[unkempt scroll]

After tomorrow u wont

[solid hinge]

and tomorrow you will see why the staghound was a deathtrap irl

[tacit kelp]

he is still dathtrap

[unkempt scroll]

Claptrap

[solid hinge]

yes for the player now

[tacit kelp]

The king is Panzer 38t

[solid hinge]

When r we gonna get the halftrack rocket launchers?

From storymode?

DICE PLS

Theres more stuff in the singleplayer

now Pz 38 t will be in its propper place, as a tank for noobs

[unkempt scroll]

Mortar launchers

We dtill got no stationary artillery wtf

Where is gustav

[solid hinge]

Wheres the P1000 RATTLE

[tacit kelp]

@solid hinge U need to know how to use Panzer 38 so its not for noobs

properly

[solid hinge]

oh im just needling a bit

😃

[unkempt scroll]

In devastation i use 38 to roadkill everyone in church lol

[solid hinge]

pz 38t now will be the the peasant's choice

Yes

[unkempt scroll]

AA valentine my fav

[solid hinge]

All the B words will take the tiger

[unkempt scroll]

Hope king tigee becomes a standard vehicle and not reinforcement spawn

[bronze grotto]

with the armor buff will the cgc finally be good

[solid hinge]

I hope the 1200rpm sturmtigers becomes a standard vehicle and not a reinforcement spawn

[bronze grotto]

95mm howitzer nerf against vehicles

[unkempt scroll]

Flak 88nplz

[bronze grotto]

dice finally giving wehraboos the tiger meta

[unkempt scroll]

We gonna get D-Day but its prob gonna get ruined by recon..

Sniper everywhere

Rip bunkers

[solid hinge]

D day

[tacit kelp]

Assaslts "recon"

[solid hinge]

More like

Uhh

[bronze grotto]

just make stalingrad with ai commissars that shoot recons that don't push

[solid hinge]

Galipoli ripoff

[unkempt scroll]

Lock recon on D day map

[solid hinge]

If they want historical accuracy in bf5

When russians come

Make it 20 vs 44

[tacit kelp]

Best chat quoates?? I start " I wish u die and get cancer" 😄

[solid hinge]

Wtf

[unkempt scroll]

Camper noob"

[tacit kelp]

Some players wriete this kind of message to me 😛

[unkempt scroll]

Mg42 noob

Like wtf