battlefield-legacy-titles

[solid hinge]

nice

[wary mason]

Im always on like 60-70

[solid hinge]

30-70 in RSA .. 120-220 on EU

the difference in EU pings depends on which sea cable I chose to use

one up the east coast of africa, one up the west

but thats not changed much in 12 years

when I used to play BF1942 on dial up in 2004 that was typically 450 to the US servers

you get used to it

of course going via sea cable has its own challenges like in 2015 when some egyptian fisherman dropped an anchor on it and we had limited international internet for a week, thats when I got a connection via the other sea cable

[swift condor]

What game mode is best for getting head shots in objective areas?

[idle breach]

frontline hamada

[swift condor]

Already tried that but couldn't get in the objective long enough

[idle breach]

hmm

any breakthrough?

[swift condor]

I'll try that

[maiden lantern]

sup bois

[solid hinge]

hatred of hamada has intensified a bit

otherwise normal

and you?

[maiden lantern]

for me its the opposite lol

ive begun to like hamada sqc more now that i switched to medic main

[charred heron]

@maiden lantern

[maiden lantern]

@charred heron eyy OJ squadd

[swift condor]

I hate whoever thought that breakthrough on Fjell was a good idea

[bronze grotto]

is emp the smg where both hipfire and ads'ing are viable in the same load out

[idle breach]

emp?

yeah emp is balanced but it has hipfire/ads tree seperate

holdon letme just czech

think its mp34

[maiden lantern]

sumopi is my fav gun that ive got unlckoed for medic (im lv 14 atm)

only started playing it like 2 days ago

[icy sluice]

Tommy is also good

[topaz dome]

damn it

"We are working to add cosmetics with each patch. When we enable premium currency there will be some cosmetic items that will be premium currency only." - Producer - Engagement & Core Gameplay DICE

[opaque cipher]

It’s clearly ready

Not sure why they’re postponing

[maiden lantern]

pls dont take too much of my money dice

i BEG u

[swift condor]

I'm not giving them anymore

[brisk field]

fuck me i have to pay more money for cosmetics that probably wont even look good

[idle breach]

I would pay money for pakistan ranger outfit

https://www.hindustantimes.com/rf/image_size_640x362/HT/p2/2016/01/08/Pictures/_4a2c2b90-b5ea-11e5-87b3-9157ef61c9c7.jpg

ultimate flex uniform

or british royal guard

[swift condor]

Ok maybe I might

[scarlet coyote]

pay money for norwegian outfit

[maiden lantern]

not the hat tho

[idle breach]

http://www.markgoldstein.co.uk/gallery/d/2857-3/CRW_2014_JFR.jpg

give me royal cavalry outfit

[swift condor]

Running around with a bear skin cap on

No no fuck the metal helmet

Massive microphone on my head

[idle breach]

shiny everything

[swift condor]

Oh yeah good for blending in if you are floating in sky

[idle breach]

how about yoroi

japanese traditional armour

[swift condor]

Send a pic

[brisk field]

can dice give me a gold 6x instead of piece of shit iron sights

[solid hinge]

and this will end up with anime chicks in heels with gatling guns

[idle breach]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/a2/c7/dfa2c74f8bf00dff5dff8ac293e5ddbd.jpg

[swift condor]

Oh god

[idle breach]

imagine that guy being best squad

[swift condor]

Lmao

[topaz dome]

$5 gold 6x

[swift condor]

I can

[brisk field]

anime chicks you say

[swift condor]

Oh no don't

Don't do it

[idle breach]

https://steemitimages.com/p/7258xSVeJbKkzXhyseBP4PYz11eBDT8sW2oR1a4vfVFS6Hkw18DGnGVAn4VieKQ1PrjNY4hhV7MPaFw4uck1PbeLXw9A7gXNerrQTjrH81kZK6go4HgWh7opZMoMXvZeBdvTPvaz4s7Pt?format=match&mode=fit

this guy shooting you with MG42

[swift condor]

Or charging at you with a bayonet

[brisk field]

i cant find shit

[swift condor]

Id shit myself

[brisk field]

hey remember when there was supposed to be a katana in the game

[swift condor]

Screams in Japanese

Oh you mean the paratrooper with a katana and a Bren?

[idle breach]

yeah

[swift condor]

Where is it dice?

[idle breach]

you shoot down the paratrooper with katana on back shooting bren with predator skin

[swift condor]

Huh

[idle breach]

and thought yeah fuck you abomination and

some roman centurion stab you with knife

[swift condor]

And Ben Shapiro hops out a Blenheim

[brisk field]

im not gonna lie, a prosthetic arm would look cool but i thik everyones gonna get pissed about it

[idle breach]

at least put ptosthetic arm in LEFT HAND

[brisk field]

what about in the right

[idle breach]

it's 40's prosthetic not fucking robot arm

[brisk field]

would look cool using bolt actions

[scarlet coyote]

i hope we get the M1 garand

[swift condor]

Make it realistic and jam on Hamada

[brisk field]

mosin nagant

[idle breach]

sonic the hedgehog elite skin

[brisk field]

uhh

[swift condor]

Or any map with sand

[brisk field]

ohh noo

[idle breach]

fursuit skins

I mean, furries would spend good money

[brisk field]

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=72925447 i stumbled into this like a few seconds ago

aw fuck

[idle breach]

why the hell is there a bloodbagh

[brisk field]

fuck do i really have to explain

[swift condor]

I'm upset i clicked that

[idle breach]

how about jamaican accent voicepack for $5

I would buy that

[brisk field]

jamaican for 5 dollars

[swift condor]

Voice pack where your guy shouts recker every three seconds

[idle breach]

gucci sneakers for character $500

[brisk field]

voice pack where everything is replaced with NUTS

[swift condor]

Funny when they shout that

I can't help it

[scarlet coyote]

animation for getting best squad should be dabbing /s

[swift condor]

Tank shell hits your foot NUTS

[idle breach]

tiger body skin - Porsche Tiger $1000

[brisk field]

anything: exists
british soldier: * N U T S*

wait that felt wrong

[swift condor]

N U T S

[brisk field]

B got taken? N U T S

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=72453970 what is this shit

thats worth 5 nuts

[idle breach]

huh?

[swift condor]

I got shot earlier and flew 30 meters and fell 10 feet and my guy shouts "Medic fucking help me"

You lost your legs and broke every bone in your body but some morphine will sort you

[idle breach]

lol

because it's not

'fatal would'

wound

[brisk field]

i got shot by a 5x28mm ballistic missle. IM FUCKING DYING HERE

[swift condor]

Or maybe it's Calpol

[idle breach]

you only die in bfv if you stop the first aid

everything else is not fatal

[opaque cipher]

Planes are also durable enough to take V1s to the face and detonate them

[brisk field]

fly a V1

[idle breach]

japanese had

used manned V1 kinda thing.

[maiden lantern]

kamikaze

[brisk field]

ah the kamikaze

[idle breach]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Japanese_Ohka_rocket_plane.jpg

[maiden lantern]

WWII guided missile

[brisk field]

what if there was a japanese faction and you could ride the kamikaze

[maiden lantern]

big oof

id never do that lol

rip to the KD of kamikaze mains

[brisk field]

1 kd

[swift condor]

But what if it doesn't count as a death?

[brisk field]

oof

[idle breach]

most of the kamikaze pilots were did that against their will

[brisk field]

damn i feel bad for them

[idle breach]

a japanese pilot ace once told

like 'they didn't go down like 'hail emperor', they died shouting 'mother'

[solid hinge]

@brisk field 4/10 thin thighs

[brisk field]

yeah but

this was a time befor the V1 was invented right?

[idle breach]

officially 1944

[brisk field]

i want my goddamn ross dice

[idle breach]

hope it has the option

removing the wooden part

http://www.prefixmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/6/empire-sun.jpg

i want this to be australian elite skin

[swift condor]

Are we not getting a reward next tow week?

[idle breach]

kinda catch-up week I suppose

[solid hinge]

south park voice pack

https://imgflip.com/i/2sz94p

[maiden lantern]

@swift condor thats what i was wondering

tbh the xp is a a better reward for me that the items at the end

[swift condor]

Yeah, I need to get my ToW rank up quick, I'm only level 30 now

[solid hinge]

BF1 medic memes are better

Gets stabbed,ITS OVER
get headshoted by the CHAR2C and ran over by it, I CAN PATCH YOUR WOUNDS

[marble phoenix]

Yea I kinda like that you can’t get revived if you get your dog tags taken

[maiden lantern]

@swift condor i think im ToW level 31

9 more levels to go with 6 weeks left

it will be easy unless the xp between ranks increase exponentially

[idle breach]

im 38 but bfv won't let me leveling up

keep putting me in hamada frontline wtf

[bronze grotto]

to get baron costume you need 125000 xp

then 140000 for lvl 40

[idle breach]

i want the facepaint

[bronze grotto]

only the hardest warriors know how to put on green paint on their cheeks

[solid hinge]

thats why I changed back to breakthrough, at least its fun and I score nicely .. frontlines was like pulling teeth

[charred heron]

Only my german soldiers get facepaint

[opaque cipher]

My Germans get a sense of hygiene

Except the support

Ratburner with Hades

[maiden lantern]

i like frontlines tbh

but breakthrough is utter shit

didnt even complete last week

but i completed this week on day 1

[proud lantern]

Ok

[compact oxide]

Breakthrough and frontlines are both good IMO

Goodness me I'm out of it

[proud lantern]

oof

[idle breach]

oh my god valentine day is near

totally forgot

[undone isle]

the tank?

[idle breach]

the tank day

[maiden lantern]

eyy

valentines day valentine skin when

[rotund sentinel]

I need healing

[maiden lantern]

sanitater

[idle breach]

noneck german tank comes when

[rotund sentinel]

My ultimate is ready but I need healing

[idle breach]

how can I heal you

[rotund sentinel]

Why does my ultimate say "danger over there"

[violet finch]

The power of a blow torch

[gray glade]

when do we get the stug?

is it next week?

[jagged vector]

This week I think

[snow ermine]

Stug is next unlock

[solid hinge]

Yes

Stug is coming in 3 days

[jagged vector]

My new wife the StuG

[solid hinge]

^

[snow ermine]

Anybody else thinks that vehicle skins are extremely lazy and overpriced?

[solid hinge]

Hmmm

[jagged vector]

Well

Lazy, no

Overpriced, yes

[solid hinge]

20K for a RARE skin

9K for a shitty one

HMMMHMMHMM

[jagged vector]

The 20k skins for the Stuka look badass

[solid hinge]

This is how it should be
5k common
8k uncommon
15k rare
25k epic

[snow ermine]

I think it's done so that people would buy them for boins eventually.

[jagged vector]

The boin > real currency exchange rate better be good

[snow ermine]

It's EA. Nuff said.

[solid hinge]

I think that they r gonna do a good job with the skins

@jagged vector i bought the 8700cc skin

For the stuka

I should have grinded for the 20k one

[bronze grotto]

hbrbrbrhbrhh the 900rpm thompson is a nuke

[jagged vector]

I got the “sand aus italien” one for the B2

[marble phoenix]

The Thompson one of the few reasons I’m interested in playing medic

$5 = 1,000 CC?

Or y’all thinking more

[solid hinge]

there are dudes with hundreds of thousands of CC

[bronze grotto]

i have acquired the bayonet for the krag

[marble phoenix]

Yea I’m at like 112cc right now

Just running outta shit to buy.

[bronze grotto]

and im learning to stop missing shots entirely on prone people

[marble phoenix]

Having Pinpoint accuracy from the prone laying scum.

[haughty pawn]

how can you even get out of cc ?

except maybe buying some ugly tank/plane skins

[bronze grotto]

i want to blue all my guns 👌🏻

[haughty pawn]

235k cc,and i wouldn't know on what to spend,never any nice skin of any weapon i use,soldier outfits so far,bleh...

[bronze grotto]

i made the mistake of buying a tank skin and it was a 20k one

im hovering 90-100k cc

usually buy a rare gun skin

[haughty pawn]

bring me white tiger skins,i'll buy them all lol

[rustic pike]

zoink have you upgraded all your weapons and vehicles?

[bronze grotto]

i dont touch planes

and i haven't worked on the m1916 and 12ga

and a few more of recon rifles

still at 0xp with those

[marble phoenix]

I just need rare/epic gear drip

[bronze grotto]

i want to focus on gilding what i already have rn

like the g15

[rustic pike]

upgrading everything takes so much cc, still need a few more planes

[bronze grotto]

i'm only 2/3 of the headshots on objectives assignment

with the hidden counter

[marble phoenix]

I got two assignments that are just lingering.

Throttle Up

[haughty pawn]

why would you wanna upgrade everything,even stuff you'll never play again cause bad af ?

[bronze grotto]

then i can finally lay the g15 to rest just before the nerf nuke

[marble phoenix]

And Land Service or some shit it’s called

[bronze grotto]

no the g15 is actually good

but not for headshots on objectives

[rustic pike]

OCD 😦 @haughty pawn

just fun to have everything maxed out

[bronze grotto]

yeah i get some sort of ocd too

that's why i still try to gild the g15

already started on it

[haughty pawn]

i see 😉

[marble phoenix]

See I’ma die hard. I ain’t switched from STG since I unlocked it

[rustic pike]

one day the churchill gun carrier will be meta and everyone would be still rolling with 0 specs on it muahaha

[bronze grotto]

the darne is godly but i'm kinda bored of playing mmg and even more so when i have to sit bipoded on an objective

i also am trying to gild the darne too

[little fjord]

Me with mmg sometimes
https://media.giphy.com/media/UUwaGV8WVZpMk/giphy.gif

[bronze grotto]

tfw prone and i still occasionally lose my bipod state

[idle breach]

hey guys

[bronze grotto]

and the screen just shakes like i'm firing a borderlands gun

[idle breach]

anybody know what exact ribbons are in baron von zorn

[haughty pawn]

tell me about it lol,just to be shot behind a wall while trying to deploy that damn bipod

[idle breach]

I'm not expert in german ribbons but

[bronze grotto]

all i know is the german medal on baron von zorn is just a texture

[idle breach]

it looks like Mr. Zorn is a general, who has two ribbons

for

[bronze grotto]

[idle breach]

'long service', 'long service'

[bronze grotto]

the iron cross is painted on

fucking stolen valour

[idle breach]

what kind of stupid general only have long service ribbon and painted iron cross

[bronze grotto]

one daft enough to wear a broken gasmask

[little fjord]

Madman

[bronze grotto]

commander role and on-map commander assets when

assaults get another carrot to chase

dynamiting uncap howitzers

[dense bone]

so how is bfv doing?

[jagged vector]

It’s fun

[idle breach]

naughty players would stuck in frontline hamada

[bronze grotto]

in fact, ghillie customization when

then i can be a happy camper on arras

[dense bone]

[haughty pawn]

next week is everything about tanks right?will there be some extra panzerstorm only servers?

[bronze grotto]

or at least ghillie cap so i can peek over the shrubs on arras and darne some more people without getting headshot

inb4

frontline servers remain as is

its decided, ghillie suit for boins only

i'd buy that

[little fjord]

The holy ghost helmet is the only one that doesn't exactly say "shoot here"

[bronze grotto]

final countdown berets

those nice red bulges

[maiden lantern]

im back bois, whats popin 🅱

[little fjord]

I'd like an axis helmet with some grass stuck in it or something

[bronze grotto]

i think it's best for germans to use green customization options

and brits should take whatever gives them white outfits

no such thing as war crimes

[maiden lantern]

best german hat is the one from recon mastery imho

[bronze grotto]

its an officers cap

not exactly subtle

[maiden lantern]

its nice

[bronze grotto]

thats also true

[little fjord]

Canis?

[jagged vector]

The demolisher cap is nicer than the canis one

[maiden lantern]

yea canis

no canis is better

[dense bone]

im starting to believe that EA is trying to kill BF

[maiden lantern]

i wouldnt be suprised

[dense bone]

or did they not plan on apex legends being a hit battlgrounds?

reading some clippings suggests that respawn kinda sprung this on them

poor firestorm

[maiden lantern]

u never know

firestrom might be liked more

[dense bone]

even if it is, its only a month to 1.5 months out from apex launching

[proud lantern]

Oof

[maiden lantern]

yea...

[proud lantern]

L

[dense bone]

i was thinking firestorm was just gonna be the much better pubg, which i still assume it will be, but will apex be the FUNNER game because of that?

[maiden lantern]

its a bit retarded what ea is doing tbh

[bronze grotto]

paid game for firestorm

[proud lantern]

Lol

[bronze grotto]

meanwhile apex free game lel

[proud lantern]

HONESTLY

SAME PEOPLE

I think

[long valve]

Only reason I'll play some firestorm is because I'd like a BR game with lower ttk than apex

[bronze grotto]

criterion is doing firestorm

[dense bone]

we dont know TTK of firestorm though

[bronze grotto]

and firestorm is uhh, need for speed?

criterion*

[proud lantern]

Oh

Woops

[dense bone]

i assume they tried to increase TTK for br

[swift condor]

Oh no

[proud lantern]

NO I HOPE THEY DON'T

[bronze grotto]

no wonder they added the tractors as a vehicle

[maiden lantern]

i wonder how br will work

[proud lantern]

Lol

[bronze grotto]

burnout paradise

[long valve]

Apex has the bullshit shields which are just bullet sponges

[swift condor]

Criterion doing firestorm

[marble phoenix]

That would make sense to raise it. Makes it more of a hardcore mode

[maiden lantern]

will we have a special br class soldier?

[dense bone]

i hate shields as well, but apex is worth that

[proud lantern]

I hope you have the same/similar health and health system

or it will be confusion

[bronze grotto]

just port the gunplay 1:1 with bf5

[maiden lantern]

^

[bronze grotto]

the class stuff can be different blah blah blah

[long valve]

yep if they change ttk/gunplay, apex wins

[dense bone]

also LOL at the people that said firestorm was gonna be a flop because of squad only and only 64 players

[proud lantern]

Sorry I don't speak "level 5"

jk jk

[bronze grotto]

and gunplay doesnt mean ammo reserves ofc

[proud lantern]

I just wanted to say that

Oh

[bronze grotto]

just the gun performance

[proud lantern]

Yes sir

[maiden lantern]

well obvs

[long valve]

inb4 firestorm only player models through boins

[bronze grotto]

and scopes can be just loot and not duh

[dense bone]

i really hope they have classes and capture zones in firestorm

[proud lantern]

I don't speak "there should be a level 100" because I am traaaaaaaaash

[long valve]

there will only be 1 viable class

assault

[bronze grotto]

so like, we can still have the mg42 but it only has reflex sight and 25/250 rounds when you found it

[long valve]

lol

[maiden lantern]

it needs classes

[proud lantern]

Therefore I have no clue what anyone is saying

[maiden lantern]

assualt looool

[bronze grotto]

medic domination LUL

[proud lantern]

Ok

[dense bone]

if its "br the bf way" imo they need these

[proud lantern]

YES

MED

MEDICS

I am a true medic.

[maiden lantern]

medic would absolutly destoy anyone in cqc

[bronze grotto]

get headshot by camperinos one by one

[proud lantern]

lol

[long valve]

laughs in revolver

[maiden lantern]

^

[bronze grotto]

tfw superior cqb gun but then you get proned or sniped

[dense bone]

there shouldnt be classes that restric weapons

[bronze grotto]

weapon switching but not class

medics with bolts

[maiden lantern]

oof

[bronze grotto]

[proud lantern]

I wish I could check revives

[maiden lantern]

nah

[dense bone]

well, firestorm medics wont have infinite heals

[maiden lantern]

thats retarded

[proud lantern]

Like how many revives I have

[dense bone]

infinite heal medics in br would be op

[maiden lantern]

theyd just camp and heal up after 1 non headshot

[proud lantern]

Yeah

[bronze grotto]

camper medic circlejerk revive train with turner smles

[swift condor]

Eh what?

[maiden lantern]

i wish firestorm medics would have inf heals

[proud lantern]

NO

gtg

[dense bone]

lol that would be op

[maiden lantern]

at least for the first few weeks

[dense bone]

nooooo

[maiden lantern]

like as a "bug"

[dense bone]

that would be horrible

[swift condor]

Does this server have a filter?

[maiden lantern]

nah would b funny

[bronze grotto]

just fucking cancel firestorm and add afflictions instead lmfao

[maiden lantern]

afflictions ?

[bronze grotto]

yes

like in bf1

[maiden lantern]

wtf is dat?

[dense bone]

nah i want firestorm

[maiden lantern]

never played bf1, went from 4 to 5

[dense bone]

even though my enthusiasm is curbed by apex

[undone harbor]

a shitty perks system

[long valve]

is that when you get trench foot and can't use 1 leg?

[swift condor]

F

[maiden lantern]

F

[bronze grotto]

peacock affliction was the best

you are on the minimap all the time

[swift condor]

I only use 1 leg anyway

[undone harbor]

I'm in the top 0.6% of ammo resupplies
idk I thought that was kinda cool

[bronze grotto]

braindead enemies still dont notice

idk i dont remember if peacock also puts a dorito over me too

[long valve]

so glad there's no doritos in bf5

well, no permanent ones

also people are too selfish to use spotting lens so

[swift condor]

Yeah but every fucker runs an mg and uses that

[dense bone]

did semi nerf go out?

[long valve]

I use it on my light tank, it's the best

[bronze grotto]

flares gives doritos too tho

[swift condor]

Nope @dense bone

I was using them earlier and they are just as powerful

[long valve]

lol snipers being close enough to use flares

[solid hinge]

i think ammo resupplies are harder to get if you're using crates

Flares are great around 70m

[bronze grotto]

but muh gadget refill

[long valve]

yep because throwing packs of ammo is kinda forcing people to take ammo

[solid hinge]

gadget refill is better!!@

[strong parrot]

Yeah auto resupply when

[karmic summit]

Every time I try to play recon I meet an assault with a semi auto rifle and feel inadequate

[swift condor]

I feel like I'm the only one that would pick up ammo from a crate in my games

[solid hinge]

If people need ammo they'll look for a crate

[bronze grotto]

grenade resupply when lmfao

[solid hinge]

or die

[strong parrot]

Sick of not getting resupply points

[swift condor]

To help others get score

[karmic summit]

"I am the wolf in the woods, the angel of dea" M1A1 spam-spam-spam-spam-spam

[bronze grotto]

war crime Molotov spam when

[long valve]

I don't use crates because they fall through the map, happened too many times, still have ptsd

[strong parrot]

I even shoot off a pistol round to give a guy resupply points lol

[solid hinge]

I slap crates down and mark them and people still ignore them

Annoying

[strong parrot]

Yeah crates still fall through

[bronze grotto]

teabag in front of them

[long valve]

I once spent 40 seconds chasing a supply class guy on the rotterdam bridge as a sniper trying to get a resupply

[solid hinge]

tfw your medic revives you twice and then slaps a crate in front of you and it falls through the floor

[bronze grotto]

oh wait thats what people do TO supports

medic crate kek

[solid hinge]

I make sure I'm squad leader so I can just call in canisters

Fuck relying on supports

Canisters are the best

They should be like double the price

[bronze grotto]

tfw canister drop kills are inconsistent

[karmic summit]

You're supposed to save up for the dank V1 for your youtube edit bro

[solid hinge]

Fuck that dang rocket

Overpriced and overrated

[maiden lantern]

overpriced yes

[bronze grotto]

they need a booby trapped canister as a reinforcement

[dense bone]

i get 0-2 kills with it

[maiden lantern]

not overrated

i get like 5-7 on good days

[idle breach]

how about

canister bomb

[solid hinge]

You can hear it coming from miles away

If they aren't dumb as rocks they'll move

[maiden lantern]

yea but retards just stare at it till they die

[dense bone]

i could drop it on a super hot spot, and they either die or leave before it lands

[bronze grotto]

like unleash 10 ap mines when an enemy opens the can

[long valve]

it only works well on points near your spawn

[solid hinge]

It is useful for single points on breakthrough or something though

[bronze grotto]

i got a 12 kill with a v1 on frontlines devastation

dropped just as they swarmed the cap

[long valve]

new BM tactic - send your enemies canisters and then kill them anyway

[solid hinge]

You can basically spam canisters and still earn enough for a rocket if your squad is doing good

[long valve]

or drop it slightly out of cover and then snipe them

[bronze grotto]

fuck people calling in crocs tho

[dense bone]

shoes?

[bronze grotto]

or any other vehicles, usually they suck at them and so do i

[solid hinge]

sturmtiger is genuinely worth it

[long valve]

fuck people that steal call-in vehicles and drive them into a crowd

[solid hinge]

providing the point isn't miles away

[bronze grotto]

when im the one calling a paktrack some fool alwayd drives it to its death

i had a wonderful newbie lvl 5 medic

everything was good until

[solid hinge]

my tanker spm tanked cause i called a sturmtiger in on frontlines and i had to drive it for like 3 minutes before i saw any action

[bronze grotto]

he drove the paktrack in a flank

then assaults ate us up

[solid hinge]

i don't bother with the tank destroyers because that literally always happens

and im not willing to sit in the drivers seat while some rando shoots

[long valve]

my face when I tried crashing through the little wall next to the entrance of the church in a paktrack on frontlines, and it couldn't

[bronze grotto]

even when i get a good paktrack Buddy a rando that sucks WILL take the drivers seat while I'm using the mg

[long valve]

squad locked vehicles plz

[bronze grotto]

kangaroo squad callin when

[long valve]

60s timeout or whatever but plz

[jagged vector]

Some jackass drove their pakwagon down from B to E on the twisted steel bridge doing 60mph

[bronze grotto]

i want a half track with churchill armor

[jagged vector]

I yeeted an at pistol round right into the gunner’s seat

[bronze grotto]

tmw you ambush a lone pakwagen gunner

kill him and nab the wagen

[jagged vector]

I have done that and it’s hilarious

[long valve]

hopping onto the roof of an enemy tiger is just good times

[bronze grotto]

i think pakwagens could use a fourth seat

back machine gunner

[wind pendant]

if you ever want to run pakwagen you need to kick everyone/make your own squad

[bronze grotto]

blues will run and jack it

[wind pendant]

gotta position right

[bronze grotto]

when im not an assault i see a churchill or tiger i just hop on it

cgc has it bad lol

saw a four man squad of germans riding on a cgc

[mossy badge]

Welp, after just playing Frontlines for 40 minutes, i've discovered its fucking trash.

[jovial forge]

I like how some dude decides to necro a BF1 peacekeeper thread on the forums calling everyone lazy whining babies that called out the the bs needed to complete it
Trashy bs needed to complete it.

And frontlines is hot garbage at times

Cus you see how trashy your team is real fast

[mossy badge]

3 goddamn rounds in, team didn't even manage to capture a single objective.

[rocky verge]

Sad

[mossy badge]

and of course the second and fourth objectives i need is captures and a win....

[rocky verge]

[idle breach]

who else wants north korean camo?

the best camo

http://i.imgur.com/ulrRekM.jpg

[rocky verge]

No one

[idle breach]

http://i.imgur.com/aInJJBu.jpg

cheetos camo

[jovial forge]

I dont care as long as it's not locked behind retarded easter eggs

Forced easter eggs is played out

[rocky verge]

Why posting dumb camo that will be lame @idle breach

[idle breach]

I want dumb skins

so if I am on the best squad screen people goes like oh shit am I outplayed by that stupid skin

[jovial forge]

That's more of a COD thing

[rocky verge]

Well points to COD

[idle breach]

universal thing

[rocky verge]

Go there

[idle breach]

never played cod since mw2

[rocky verge]

Call of duty is know for dumb outfits

Well you out of luck then

[idle breach]

well... british camo is already dumb enough

painted iron cross

[rocky verge]

where

I dont see that when I play

[idle breach]

baron von zorn has painted iron cross

kinda lazy really

[rocky verge]

I'll check right now

My xbox is here

[idle breach]

british had their historically accurate desert/sky camo on tanks

[rocky verge]

Hold on

[idle breach]

yep

https://www.reddit.com/r/BattlefieldCosmetics/comments/ag1s2r/new_axis_sets_for_tides_of_war_levels/

found one

https://i.redd.it/o4h762121ha21.jpg

come on dice like

[jovial forge]

That is very minor

[idle breach]

yeah but considering that

they modeled that little symbols in ribbon

and not the iron cross

the button on shirt is also modeled

[jovial forge]

If they went full on 100% accuracy, people would bitch about nazis n shit

[idle breach]

yeah but

[jovial forge]

No buts

[idle breach]

no

come on would anybody tell something like

[jovial forge]

Yes they would

[idle breach]

'painting iron cross is okay but modeling is not'?

[jovial forge]

They already do it now

[idle breach]

who?

[jovial forge]

Randoms always complaining about details in BFV about uniforms

[idle breach]

it's not even about accuracy

[proven pulsar]

I got 3 days left to get the new gun

Can I do this

[idle breach]

the level of detail in that part is far too lower than other part of the whole outfit

[jovial forge]

@proven pulsar If the stars align

[rocky verge]

@jovial forge I agree With that

Dang left

[idle breach]

I'd rather have just plain outfit really...

[jovial forge]

Then dont use the uniforms and stay default

Problem solved

[idle breach]

and remove blenheim

from my point of view the biggest problem about 'realism' in bfv is not too little or too much

just pure random

[jovial forge]

Tfw someone proves what I typed

[idle breach]

pure random

[worn cave]

my biggest problem about realism in BFV is people complaining about realism in a game that unabashedly isn't going for realism, AA valentine etc

[jovial forge]

Anyways, 100% accuracy in BF will never happen

[idle breach]

yeah sure

[worn cave]

It barely even feels like a WWII game tbh

[idle breach]

and yeah many people bitching about kinda pointless thing and

most of them saying they want accurate thing but in same time ask some kinda wolfenstein shit

[jovial forge]

We all know the bitchfest would be on full blast if they did attempt a 100% accurate ww2

More then it is now

[idle breach]

british soldier bashing germans with cricket bat running around with celtic warpaint is no-no since 'history' but some full black leather gasmask imaginary german soldier is okay since 'history'

the fuck...

[worn cave]

I mean the entire representation of WWI in BF1 was pretty well inaccurate

[idle breach]

yeah sure

it should be

[worn cave]

yep

[idle breach]

and dice like

[worn cave]

trench-camping wouldnt be a fun game lol

[idle breach]

okay we need bombers, JU88 for axis

and goddman blenheim for allied

[jovial forge]

Jet packs, bow n arrows in a modern day era...
Taking multiple bullets to die on the best one.

Survive tank blast

[idle breach]

since it is a video game let's make JU88 fly like a fighter

but let's keep the bomb carrying capacity historically correct

[worn cave]

hey Jack Churchill got a confirmed bow and arrow kill in WWII haha

[jovial forge]

Never expect realism in a game

[idle breach]

just random

default assault gun is some obscure gun like thousands were made'

and people like 'why no my nazi eagle'

[worn cave]

I hope we see japanese field hats w/ neck flaps, those things are awesome

/japanese in general

[idle breach]

my grandfather had one of those.

kinda 'earlier' variant I think. since the neckflap was not from the factory just stitched on some random rag

[proud lantern]

oof

[gray glade]

is the end date tomorrow or on thursday?

for this weeks ToW

[proud lantern]

Thursday I think

last day is thursday. Not too sure but I am guessing

[jagged vector]

Thursday until about 5am est I think

[idle breach]

what

huh????

[proud lantern]

Who here plays on PC?

[idle breach]

iron cross on axis hat is modeled

[proud lantern]

Someone needs help in #technology

[idle breach]

why the hell they even...

[proud lantern]

What

modeled?

[proper cradle]

i think i did wellhttp://prntscr.com/mjnlal

[solid hinge]

Solid score

[proud lantern]

What does modeled mean in the context of @idle breach

[proud lantern]

They are calling the Volksturmgewehr the Gewehr 1-5

I am callying it the VSTG 1-5

It is official 100%

[ancient ocean]

Has Anybody else gotten final stand for operation yet?

[proud lantern]

Uh what

Sorry I can't process some things

[ancient ocean]

[silk mist]

Ye boii

[ancient ocean]

Are you seriously

[proud lantern]

Me?

[ancient ocean]

Yes

[silk mist]

The update has pased certification

[proud lantern]

Final stand for Operations?

[stoic breach]

Update coming out?

[silk mist]

This week

Probably wednesday

[ancient ocean]

Ya its a very rare event for the last day

[proud lantern]

What

[silk mist]

I hope they'll add a lot of sweet cosmetics as well

[proud lantern]

I don't know what you are talking about please don't get mad at me

[ancient ocean]

@proud lantern it will put both teams against each other with one life

[stoic breach]

Final Stand needs work

[proud lantern]

Final Stand mode?

[stoic breach]

Yes

[proud lantern]

mode?

ok

uh

yes

[stoic breach]

You havent played it

?

[maiden lantern]

?

final stand mode?

[stoic breach]

Yeah

[proud lantern]

I have

i think..

[stoic breach]

Day 4 of Operations

I actually hope there's an Operation for Dunkirk

[maiden lantern]

eww grand operation

eww

[stoic breach]

But it's a more streamlined Breakthrough

[maiden lantern]

eww

🤢

[ancient ocean]

It only happens if you get conquest for the 3rd day but it runs out of time so neither team can win

[stoic breach]

Yeah

They have to draw

Which is stupid cause it throws the first 2 days away

[silk mist]

I wonder if Rush will be fun

I loved it in bfbc but never played it in any of the newer games

[ancient ocean]

Rush was just part of frontlines right?

[maiden lantern]

yes

but will come as its own gamemode

[dusty sluice]

I really want a high dmg medium fire rate MMG, but Dice seems bent on making the same gun over and over again

[azure lark]

But the Darne is a meat grinder

[dusty sluice]

leveled it for awhile last night but all the MMGs just feel way to similar, the odd one out is 1200rpm MG42 but it’s use is limited to memes cause 50 round mag in a 1200rpm gun lol

or 50 round belt or whatever

Darne easily has my favorite irons though, only mmg I don’t use AA sights on

[tacit kelp]

When will be new update??

[dusty sluice]

I’ve heard maybe Wednesday, maybe the 15th, don’t think theirs official details yet

[tacit kelp]

Hmm when new chapter ToW begins -->14 Feb?

maybe when

[azure lark]

Before ToW. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday

[proud lantern]

o

njmnm,iugyutfrdesrdtfgyuhkjl

[maiden lantern]

too many no skill hackers in this game smh

[undone forge]

So true

[proud lantern]

YES

I hate it.

[undone forge]

No ban waves... Nothing.... Not too much sold copys and they leave him penetrating us

[idle rampart]

dude nobody hacks this game

I dont know why everyone is so negative in here

it's a great product and if you have complaints take them to the reddit or elsewhere cuz this chat is for bf fanz

[shrewd grove]

They called it the February 12th update so I feel like it'd be tomorrow

At least I'd hope so

[solid hinge]

there's a lot of hackers

[strong parrot]

this guy's Soo.. funny

[proud lantern]

Yeah.................................................

I hate hackers. It doesn't make any sense.

Why would you hack?

[maiden lantern]

^

[azure lark]

Because it’s funny and entertaining to them. Also, so far, there has appeared to be 0 repercussions for doing so.

[maiden lantern]

exactly

wtf is wrong with dice

[shrewd grove]

Because ez game ez life

[proud lantern]

Well what is fun with having a program play for you?

You aren't doing anything.

There is no fun to be had other than getting others mad.

[azure lark]

Seeing the salt and rage in opponents who are powerless to do something about it

[solid hinge]

people like ruining other peoples fun

or making people feel bad

[dense bone]

those people should redeploy themselves

[proud lantern]

Honest

We can't even say they should end it because of discord rules

redeploy is the new undo birth

[dense bone]

thats why we say redeploy yourself

[proud lantern]

*that's

sorry had to

[azure lark]

Grand ops is the ultimate playlist for cheaters. Three Days of wrecking 32 ppl

[dense bone]

ehh, im not typing an essay

[proud lantern]

Yeah I know.

Yes Red is right

[azure lark]

Does this page load for anyone? It’s blank on mobile https://www.gameblocks.com/products

[solid hinge]

WHAT

MOSQUITO HAS 8X ROCKETS

[proud lantern]

Oh yeah.

[solid hinge]

Thats insane

1 run destroys every tank in the game

[proud lantern]

Yeah that is not ok.

[solid hinge]

Fuck the hispanos

Il take dis

[proud lantern]

I mean, I've never been bombed by a stuka as a tanker, but i mean...

[solid hinge]

Really?

[proud lantern]

Never once.

[solid hinge]

Stuka B1's 1ton bomb is a nightmare

[proud lantern]

I have tried to bomb other tanks in Stukas, never succeed. Someone always up Uranus

As an infantry player, I can understand the pain.

How are people so good at piloting

[solid hinge]

Well

Uhhh

[proud lantern]

I try to menouver to move outa the way but nothing.

Every move I do is countered by someone.

[solid hinge]

There are 3 ways to win every dogfight

[proud lantern]

3

Waid

Wait gtg

not yet plz

[azure lark]

I appreciate the bomber who bombs me while I’m the only one on the flag fortifying

[solid hinge]

1. Slow down
2. Make your enemy crash by flying low
3. hop on the backgunner and destroy his ass

[proud lantern]

Ok

I do that.

all of it.

[maiden lantern]

mp34 or soumi?

[proud lantern]

I can't get them to

Oh

Idk which one is the mp34?

I don't use the suomi

[maiden lantern]

the one from medic lv16

[solid hinge]

SUOMI

[proud lantern]

Uh............

[solid hinge]

Always

[azure lark]

Suomi for close quarters with ROF upgrade

[maiden lantern]

sure? coz i read online mp34 was better on that bfv weapon tier list

[solid hinge]

Mp34?

[azure lark]

Medic guns largely come down to preference

[solid hinge]

Do the 8 rockets on mosquito actually kill tanks?

Yes

Ima try it now

On panzerstorm

I hope i get ze brits

@maiden lantern don't trust tier lists too much, generally comes down to personal preference

[maiden lantern]

ite, ima go bk to the soumi then

[solid hinge]

Those guns are suited for completely different things too

Finally someone who understands

The suomi is a close range powerhouse while the mp34 is the longest range medic gun

I dont get people who search "BFV BEST GUN"

[undone isle]

stg

[kindred orchid]

Because they want to know something that doesn't exist.

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge i started using the Selbs 1916,its insane

[kindred orchid]

She don't care about the Selby, she only wants the krag.

[proud lantern]

The MP34 is not comparable to the Suomi

Who ever are you?

Oh wait we changed the subject.

Anyways, the MP34 is a bad version of the ZK-383

[solid hinge]

^^^^

[proud lantern]

And the ZK is traaaaaaaaaash

[solid hinge]

TAKE THAT BACK

[proud lantern]

NO

jk

[solid hinge]

OR IL EAT UR ASS

lol

[proud lantern]

It depends on ur playstyle

I like the Thompson.

[kindred orchid]

That's not a good threat.

[proud lantern]

I hate the ZK

It isn't trash cuz it is better than the MP34

So it has that going for it.

[solid hinge]

ZK is pretty good at ranges

[proud lantern]

Yes

[solid hinge]

With 40 round mag

[proud lantern]

100%

I use the Thompson at all ranges, at least I try.

[mental spruce]

hi guys i havent play BFV for awhile, is there a way to get the tides of war weapons i missed?

[solid hinge]

Yes

You can get all the stuff you missed tomorrow

When the update drops

[mental spruce]

oh? sounds promising

thanks

[solid hinge]

No problem

:D

[proud lantern]

OoOf

[solid hinge]

Fuck i got the german team

Removing team changing was a trash idea

I use the selb 1916 on assault when I use assault now

It's the closest to the krag I can get.

[dense bone]

traitor

[swift condor]

Ewww

[solid hinge]

Sometimes I have to kill tanks!

[proud lantern]

Yeah I like team change.

But it should count as a loss

if you change

[solid hinge]

Why is everyone sucking on the Krag?

[proud lantern]

Krag is Trash

[solid hinge]

I spent 10 minutes getting harassed by three tanks so I eventually swapped to assault and killed two of them and almost got the third in one life

[proud lantern]

oof

[solid hinge]

Sometimes it is necessary!

[proud lantern]

It is

[solid hinge]

not that I wouldn't appreciate my 70% assault teammates to actually shoot the enemy or anything

[azure lark]

People moan about Assaults being OP. Well, in a Grand Ops game last night, we had 15 assaults. The other team had 12 medics. The team with medics won, not only won, crushed us.

[solid hinge]

7 more guns and i got every single bfv weapon to lvl 10

[proud lantern]

Medics can be good if used correctly.

[solid hinge]

3 snipers 3 assaults and 1 medic

[proud lantern]

I am a living example

[solid hinge]

I like the Krag !

It's satisfying to use

[proud lantern]

I

don't

[solid hinge]

Weighty gun

Kar98k

Sexy reload

0w0

Best

[proud lantern]

Gewehr Bolt

[solid hinge]

The Kar shoots slower than anything in the world

[proud lantern]

Yeah

[solid hinge]

Here we go

[proud lantern]

So does the Krag

[solid hinge]

The krag is faster than the Gewehr if you take fast bolt!

IF I GET THE GERMANS AGAIN

I swear to god

[proud lantern]

lol

I KNOW

HEY

[solid hinge]

YEEESSS

[proud lantern]

DON'T GO IN A MATCH

[solid hinge]

Britssssss

[proud lantern]

oh

Ok so usually the side you are on depends on the side you have selected in the Company section.

[solid hinge]

10 sec

[proud lantern]

wut

[solid hinge]

8x rockets Here we goooo

[proud lantern]

jjjjjjjj

oh

[solid hinge]

W8 WHAT

[proud lantern]

Rip other team

[solid hinge]

ITS ONLY 4?

[proud lantern]

oh

[solid hinge]

IT SAYS 8

[proud lantern]

Nerf maybe?

Or you need to resupply.

[solid hinge]

Oh

I het it it

Get

[proud lantern]

uh

[solid hinge]

It shoots 2

[proud lantern]

oh

k

[solid hinge]

I cant find tanks on panzerstorm

[proud lantern]

I don't think that's how mafia works.

[tacit kelp]

@solid hinge because all tanks died from assasults 😛

[solid hinge]

Nein

[proud lantern]

Yeah there are lots of assaults on Panzerstorm

It is hard to be any other class except for recon.

Or support if you have the mines

Medics are always caught in the middle.

[solid hinge]

medic on panzerstorm is difficult

its such an open map

[little fjord]

Only exception is if you're really good at picking up other weapons

[proud lantern]

Yeah.

[tacit kelp]

Recon + spawn beacon, rest team assaulst , very good combo

[proud lantern]

Oh

Yeah

Panzerstorm is the reason I got gut as assault.

[little fjord]

I played medic for awhile yesterday with the 1922 mmg.... fun

[proud lantern]

Wait

Medic with an MM- oh you picked it up

[little fjord]

[solid hinge]

OH BOI

THEY CAN 1 SHOT

BUT ARE INACCURATE AF

[proud lantern]

o

[solid hinge]

they can oneshot?

that better have been a burning tank

If all 8 hit its gg

Oh

And

I got

Killed by a tiger

[rotund sentinel]

See how important having enough sanitater is?

[solid hinge]

Lemme rate the rockets

You cant hit shit

Unless you are less than 40m away from the tank

But the tank might shoot u down then

So

3/10

[little fjord]

Which plane?

[proud lantern]

Sanitater!!!

Lut!

[solid hinge]

Mosquito

The ones on Spitfire VB are pretty accurate

[jagged vector]

Are they stronger than the VB’s?

[proud lantern]

wut

[solid hinge]

Its the same thing

[proud lantern]

oh

[solid hinge]

But mosquito has 8

And they r inaccurate for some reason

Poor balance

[jagged vector]

Spit has 8 too

4 on each side

[solid hinge]

I dont think so

Hmmmm

Gimme a sec

[jagged vector]

Both planes say 4 on the ammo counter

[solid hinge]

Holy fuck

Ur right

[proud lantern]

ja

[jagged vector]

I use the VB with 20s, .50s, and rockets

[proud lantern]

The Mosquito is not such a special bird now is it?

[jagged vector]

It’s (mosquito) tankier and has way more efficient front facing guns

But that’s also what makes it maneuver so poorly

[proud lantern]

I love the Mosquito, and I use it the same as a Stuka.

[jagged vector]

When I use mosquito I have to be careful not to dive it like the Stuka

[proud lantern]

Who would want to remove the Gerico trumpets or however you spell it?

[jagged vector]

I usually end up putting it in the ground after not using it for a while

[proud lantern]

o

[jagged vector]

I “main” the Stuka B2

[azure lark]

lol did you see the cheesy glitch spot on the D flag on Hamada?

[proud lantern]

Who removes the Trumpets from the Stuka? The same people that make peanut butter and peanut butter sandwiches.

What?

[jagged vector]

The only thing removing the trumpet would accomplish is making bomb dives on vehicles more sneaky

[proud lantern]

Yeah........................................................................still