battlefield-legacy-titles

[strong parrot]

but you can crouch anyways and it counts

[rocky verge]

Yes

[coarse thunder]

They fixed that

[bronze grotto]

so no more crouching to count as prone

[coarse thunder]

Nope

[rocky verge]

YUP

No more

I fell sorry for dice

Being rushed by EA to get bf5 out

When half the stuff was missing

And EA getting mad that sales did not do well

[bronze grotto]

what will i do after finishing gilding the g15 and darne

im still lvl 0 on the krag

[rocky verge]

Lol

Get krag Jorgensen level 10

THATS A ORDER

[solid hinge]

Anyone having problems with bipods

[rocky verge]

No

[solid hinge]

Specifically the MG 34

[rocky verge]

Since the bipod fix

Been great

[solid hinge]

I mean mine wasn’t working last night

Wouldn‘t deploy while prone

In like 10 different spots

[rocky verge]

Did you move

Or lay still

[solid hinge]

Got up lied down lied still moved a little

All of the above

[rocky verge]

That's why

[bronze grotto]

does the g15 need 3 headshots to kill after enough distance

[rocky verge]

If you move a little

He has to pick it up

[bronze grotto]

jebus

[solid hinge]

No not that

If you lie down it should reply

Deploy

It didn’t

I know you can’t move around with the bipod deployed lol

[rocky verge]

I like the hotel on Rotterdam on grand operations

When you lose the first objective

Gives you a good sight line of the bridge

And trains

[sudden siren]

Ive now missed out on getting 20 kills now

Twice

Because of the dumb automatic stun from walking near the bomb

Fuck that garbage

Why does this game take away control for stupid fucking animations so often

Falling 3 feet, you now are stunned and must roll for 12 seconds

Walking near a bomb, you must be a ninja and spend 14 minutes twirling around a satchel

Want to knife someone on the ground? You must have le epic cinematic 8 second long animation of doing an epic win chokehold on someone

[rocky verge]

Huh

[sudden siren]

I just don't understand all the cinematic shit

How long some of the animations are

[bronze grotto]

glory kill

[sudden siren]

That are completely pointless and don't add anything

[jagged vector]

Have you ever dropped 3’ in real life?

[sudden siren]

Yes

[jagged vector]

You need a solid second to cushion the fall and stand up again

[sudden siren]

I don't do a badass epic win combat roll for 8 seconds straight as I'm being shot at

[strong parrot]

yes i fall perfectly fine and have perfect accuracy once hitting the ground

[sudden siren]

I'm talking about the retarded, at least 5 second long roll animation

Where you do a somersault

Its completely random too

Sometimes you fall 10 feet, nothing happens

Sometimes it stuns you with a dumb animation

[jagged vector]

That’s after jumping out of windows or dropping ~6’ tho

[strong parrot]

pretty sure it has something to do with the angle you jump out at

[sudden siren]

It shouldn't be in the game

Is my point

[strong parrot]

if its straight on-animation, if you do an angle you dont have the animation

[sudden siren]

In no other Battlefield game do you get stunned for that long from falling a few feet

[jagged vector]

A straight drop gives you the broken ankle animation

[sudden siren]

Okay

Cool

We can be realistic

Every gun is a one shot kill

No more healing

No more reviving

[jagged vector]

A more arced fall gives you the roll

[strong parrot]

hes pissed now

[sudden siren]

Also remove 90% of the guns in the game

[strong parrot]

[sudden siren]

Also sometimes you have to piss and shit

You have to write letters home too

In a 20 minute long mini game

[jagged vector]

After 1 round of conquest your character has permanent hearing damage and tinnitus

[sudden siren]

Tl;DR this game is not milsim fuck off with the forced animations for doing random shit

There's no reason to compromise gameplay so you can be cinematic

[jagged vector]

I’m fine with the animations

If you don’t want to experience the animations, just tactically walk around obstacles

[strong parrot]

or you know, dont trigger the animation mindblown

[sudden siren]

I'm talking about falling

@strong parrot It's RNG

[jagged vector]

Stop falling then

[sudden siren]

Why are you arguing about something you don't understand

[strong parrot]

is it rng though

or is it like i explained earlier

[sudden siren]

Yes

It is reproducable rng

[strong parrot]

its how you fall down

[sudden siren]

Feel free to test it

Also

Are you just gonna pretend that this game's props and movement interaction with props isn't completely fucked?

[jagged vector]

We’ve been testing it for the past couple months but it doesn’t seem to tilt us as much as it does you

It’s really not nearly as bad as your tone is making it out to be

[sudden siren]

Any game mechanic that has a random chance of killing you for some stupid cinematic garbage shouldn't be a game mechanic

[compact oxide]

Falling damage is random?

[sudden siren]

Not....

Not fall damage.

Have you read the conversation

[half wolf]

The animation when you fall is random.

And it locks you for a different period of time depending on the animation

[compact oxide]

Ahhh

[half wolf]

IMHO I hate animation lock in general, whether it is falling, bayonet charges, melee attacks, etc

[jagged vector]

I like the little bug where in plane combat, if you happen to collide with the ammo pouch of the pilot you just killed, your plane instantly explodes

[compact oxide]

Is this falling and grabbing or falling and landing?

[half wolf]

The falling and rolling/landing bit

the grab is manually controlled IIRC

[compact oxide]

Eh, I don't mind it tbh

[half wolf]

It's cool and doesnt really affect me much

but I don't like things like the prone melee animation lock

or bayonet charges

anything that leaves you unable to shoot back at someone attacking you

[compact oxide]

It stops the tryhards from jumping off the bridge on Rotterdam and instantly spraying everyone

[sudden siren]

It's just dumb

It shouldn't be in the game

[jagged vector]

With the executions it’s usually because someone got the legitimate drop on you

[sudden siren]

"Oh you jumped from a window? There is now a small chance you are dead"

[half wolf]

@jagged vector I've had way too many times someone rush me, and be able to animation lock me while I'm firing at them with the melee kill

Like, they're still a yard or so away and I should still be able to fire, but it just locks me into an animation of watching me die

[compact oxide]

Are you sure you're talking about animations? If you're jumping out a window into fire you shouldn't expect to survive

[jagged vector]

It’s happened to me too but I just let it go

[compact oxide]

No matter the animation

[half wolf]

@jagged vector eh, it's happened to me so many times when bipodded on an objective, that I can't really let it go

also apparently I'm in the top 1% for support kills

[sudden siren]

If you're running from someone

Get the animation

They will kill you

Because you are stunned outside the window

[jagged vector]

Do you really expect to be able to casually run away from someone by jumping out of a building?

[compact oxide]

[strong parrot]

reeeee game trash

[compact oxide]

This is why you only run a little and place AP mines behind you

[jagged vector]

When I’m cornered as a recon I’m mining my position

As support I backprone with an mmg

[proud lantern]

E

Dangit, no one on.

[little fjord]

Love bfv... but rocks with an invisible aura of bulletproof air around them triggers me

Babyrage

[proud lantern]

Oh

[rocky verge]

When a recon

[half wolf]

@little fjord yup

[rocky verge]

Hide on ya tiger tank

[half wolf]

especially as a support

[rocky verge]

And cant kill him

[sudden siren]

IT DID THE ROLL ANIMATION

AFTER I DROPPED IN WITH A PARACHUTE

[compact oxide]

I have a vid of me jumping on an enemy tank and tbagging him

[sudden siren]

jesus christ this game

[rocky verge]

Might just be you @sudden siren

Dose not happen to me

[sudden siren]

Can I see your stats

[compact oxide]

It's not about the stats, it's how you use it

[sudden siren]

It's about whether or not they play grand operations

[compact oxide]

Airbourne is crap

[proud lantern]

o

no

[sudden siren]

Flak is absolute goddamned cancer

[proud lantern]

Yeah

[sudden siren]

One flak gun just killed my entire time on narvik

[rocky verge]

Grand operations is good

[proud lantern]

It doesn't work

[rocky verge]

For tides of war xp

[proud lantern]

Yeah maybe

[rocky verge]

And what's roll animation

That rarely happens to me

[sudden siren]

Roll

I am very minorly dyslexic

I fuck words up sometimes lul

Can somebody explain why SMGs exist

They're such shit compared to other guns

[proud lantern]

oh

No wait

The SMGs are good

Except for the times I got 98 damag

[icy sluice]

I love the smgs

[rocky verge]

Raptor has speed hacks

[proud lantern]

Lol

[rocky verge]

They run to fast

[sudden siren]

SMGs are just shitty versions of other guns

[jagged vector]

All you do is complain

[icy sluice]

I usually use smoke as a medic

[solid hinge]

the fast smgs are beasts close up

[jagged vector]

I run medic with all smokes

[icy sluice]

Favorite smgs are Soup and MP28

[sudden siren]

I think every LMG and every AR has a faster close range TTK than any SMG

[compact oxide]

Medic with smoke nades and AP mines 👌

[solid hinge]

soup

[icy sluice]

No mines

[jagged vector]

No mines

[sudden siren]

If you check the TTK charts

[rocky verge]

@compact oxide and incidnary grenades

[solid hinge]

The smgs have the hipfire advantage normally

[compact oxide]

Also MP34 is best

[rocky verge]

Buring them players you killed

[icy sluice]

Mp34 is also good

[compact oxide]

Other than slow ZK

[solid hinge]

Need a win in Tow

[rocky verge]

Mp34 feels weak

I have to use almost all my bullets

To kill someone close to medium range

Or if I dont

99 Dmg

[icy sluice]

Have you tried hitting your target? jk

[rocky verge]

Yes

You keemstar reptile

[jagged vector]

I need to use the mp 28 more

[strong parrot]

oh smgs still terrible tonight?

[rocky verge]

@icy sluice I'll find you in game

And cricket bat you

[icy sluice]

Ok

[rocky verge]

[icy sluice]

I use mp28 for Germans and the Soup for British

[rocky verge]

Soup

Tomato soup

Sumoi you mean?

[proud lantern]

yes

[icy sluice]

Yes

Soumi

[jagged vector]

Suomi*

[icy sluice]

Soup

[rocky verge]

He kills Germans with soup

[proud lantern]

o

[icy sluice]

Chicken noodle!!!

[proud lantern]

NO

Tomato

[icy sluice]

Nein

[sudden siren]

@rocky verge The MP34 is garbo

The MP28 is the most unique weapon in the category

[rocky verge]

@icy sluice I'll make you into soup

[sudden siren]

Every SMG fits neatly into the "Fast firing, close range" category or the "Mid range, slow and steady" category

[rocky verge]

Raptor soup

[proud lantern]

yes

[sudden siren]

Fast firing/Close Range - Suomi, M1928A1

[rocky verge]

hans get ze luger

[sudden siren]

Mid Range, Slow and Steady - STEN, MP40, EMP, MP34, ZK-383

The MP28 seems to be a safe middleground

IMO

If I was in charge of balance

I'd make the MP34 less accurate, and increase the RPM to 600

[rocky verge]

Who wanna go hunt a raptor with me

Ps what's ya name @icy sluice

[sudden siren]

So the RPM could compete with the MP28 as a middleground weapon

Then I'd buff the MP40 by 20 ROF and give the STEN .5 damage per shot extra damage

Everything else is fine

[jagged vector]

5 extra damage per shot???

[sudden siren]

.5

0.5

[jagged vector]

Oh the decimal ended up in the first line

On mobile

[sudden siren]

ye ye

The SMGs are pretty polarizing

There's a couple good weapons and a couple outright bad weapons

The EMP and Suomi are great

[proud lantern]

and

[sudden siren]

The Tommy Gun and MP34 are pretty shit

[proud lantern]

The sten and mp40 are good

And the tommy gun

good

when you have the drum mag

[midnight nimbus]

SMGs are fine all having the same damage model

smh

[sudden siren]

The tommy is just a worse Suomi

[jagged vector]

I want to like the tommy gun more but it’s awful at bursting

[midnight nimbus]

no it's not

[proud lantern]

No

Tommy is good

[jagged vector]

How are you using it?

[proud lantern]

Rapid fire aiming

I am good at control

[midnight nimbus]

Suomi is the more min/maxed pick, but Thompson is obviously more flexible

[sudden siren]

No it isn't

[midnight nimbus]

and reload times matter

[sudden siren]

How is it more flexible

[jagged vector]

High rof with ads?

[compact oxide]

Tommy is better overall recoil pattern and control

[proud lantern]

Tommy gun is good if you practice. I hate people saying "Medic weapons are trash" when they rarely play them.

[compact oxide]

I still don't like it though

[midnight nimbus]

Suomi's reload is much slower than the Thompson's

[proud lantern]

Mmmmmmmm Fair

derrikk I mean

And True to kht

[sudden siren]

@proud lantern I'm top 1% on medic revives, top 4% healing, top 6% score

xd

[midnight nimbus]

thompson has considerably better vrec too

[sudden siren]

I have the tommy and suomi gold xddddd

[compact oxide]

Clap

[proud lantern]

Screw that I ain't a tryhard

[sudden siren]

Just saying it's not like I don't use them

I use them more than any gun and likely more than almost any medic player

[dawn flame]

I like the medic weapons but considering it was the first class I used when I started

[sudden siren]

They're just weak

[midnight nimbus]

Suomi gives up a decent amount of ease of use just to shave a frame off your TTK below 30m

[sudden siren]

The Suomi is accurate

[proud lantern]

But even though you may have practiced with them, some people are naturally good at some things. For me it is control.

[sudden siren]

And the recoil is extremely predictable and easy to control

[proud lantern]

Yeah...same with the Thompson

[sudden siren]

The Thompson has more horizontal recoil though

Much more random

[proud lantern]

Lol

[midnight nimbus]

no it doesn't

[sudden siren]

Is there a source for that stat

[proud lantern]

lol

[rocky verge]

Guys why dose the sumoi have another grip on gold when ita useless

[sudden siren]

In my personal experience it appears that the tommy has more hrec

[compact oxide]

Alternatively you can use the MP34 with its laser

[rocky verge]

[proud lantern]

Well you can upgrade the recoil

[sudden siren]

It's a hip fire grip

If you use the front grip it's for aiming down sights

[proud lantern]

I don't hipfire

[rocky verge]

But the soldier uses the mag

[sudden siren]

That extra grip is for spraying literally at your hip

[proud lantern]

yeah

[rocky verge]

Not the extra grip

[proud lantern]

yeah it is

grip is for hipfire

look at the tech tree

[rocky verge]

@proud lantern the gun camo

For gold

[proud lantern]

oh

nvm

lol

[midnight nimbus]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BattlefieldV/comments/agowo1/battlefield_v_lightning_strikes_framestokill/
the Thompson has like 3% less hrec

than the Suomi

[proud lantern]

what

hrec

[midnight nimbus]

0.75 vs 0.774

[proud lantern]

hrec?? what does hrec mean

[midnight nimbus]

horizontal recoil

[proud lantern]

o

Yeah horizontal is baaaaaaaad with the thompson

[rocky verge]

0.774 round it all up

[proud lantern]

sometimes the recoil works with me to follow enemies

[rocky verge]

Then you have

[compact oxide]

Both are unusable personally

[rocky verge]

Uhh

[proud lantern]

Yea

[strong parrot]

wow are you really going to argue with the medic god?

[compact oxide]

I like a weapon that does all ranges

[proud lantern]

I don't use suomi often

[strong parrot]

smh...you people no respect

[proud lantern]

STG

STG

[midnight nimbus]

you use the Thompson for kill fast bigmag with a quick reload

[sudden siren]

That's still pretty tiny

[midnight nimbus]

Suomi is a better performer, but the quick reload and low vrec of the Thompson is nice

[proud lantern]

STG is good for EVERY SINGLE RANGE

[sudden siren]

Vrec is the easy to control recoil though

[midnight nimbus]

STG MAS-44 is good for EVERY SINGLE RANGE
ftfy

[proud lantern]

EVEN LONG RANGE if you have the patients

oh

yeah

[strong parrot]

wat long range mas is bad

[proud lantern]

THAT weapon

lol

[midnight nimbus]

MAS-44 is gud at range

railgun bullets

[strong parrot]

4 shots on target, doesnt kill

[midnight nimbus]

just click on their head

[proud lantern]

what about the c....uh

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[sudden siren]

Daaaaamn

[proud lantern]

Carbine........forgot

[sudden siren]

I didn't know that

[proud lantern]

what is it

[strong parrot]

I mean sure if I wanted to look for headshots

[midnight nimbus]

AG m/42 best long range gun tho

[sudden siren]

The Suomi has a noticeably better TTK than the Thompson in every bracket

[midnight nimbus]

yes

[proud lantern]

semi-auto american rifle which one is that

[midnight nimbus]

at the expense of general usability

[proud lantern]

HELP

[strong parrot]

m1a1?

[proud lantern]

yeah

good for all ranges, better than the aug

[midnight nimbus]

M1A1 > all ARs but the 1907 if you can click fast

[proud lantern]

lol

[midnight nimbus]

1907 is genuinely the only automatic weapon worth serious consideration

[proud lantern]

I play controller not mouse so a lil worse

[midnight nimbus]

aside from maybe the Bren or Lewis

[proud lantern]

Yeah 1907 is traaaaash kid

[strong parrot]

[compact oxide]

1907 is only good up close though

[proud lantern]

wait

yeah

[midnight nimbus]

1907 is the best automatic weapon in the game

lol

[proud lantern]

no

wait

chill

[midnight nimbus]

spray to win at <50m

[compact oxide]

You can spam single fire at range but it tickles

[proud lantern]

yeah

[midnight nimbus]

if it sucks, you aren't pulling down hard enough

[proud lantern]

I ain't

[strong parrot]

almost like there is no perfect weapon for everyone

[midnight nimbus]

it's basically BF1 Burton

MAS-44 is the perfect weapon for everyone if you can just click

[strong parrot]

just click bro

[sudden siren]

@midnight nimbus What, in your opinion, is the best gun overall

[compact oxide]

But you have to play assault for the MAS

So no thanks

[midnight nimbus]

MAS is best overall

[proud lantern]

no

[midnight nimbus]

tied w/ maybe Turner

[strong parrot]

@compact oxide found the salty recon :^)

[proud lantern]

It is the same as the turner

[midnight nimbus]

if you want a gun that does everything decently

[proud lantern]

MAS IS THE SAME AS THE TURNER

[midnight nimbus]

Turner gets bigmag option

[proud lantern]

I SAID IT

[midnight nimbus]

MAS has insane velocity

[proud lantern]

O

I didn't know

[strong parrot]

Kid...take your ritalin please

[midnight nimbus]

they have the same damage model and RoF, but there's more to a gun than that

[compact oxide]

@strong parrot recon is good u

1906 is fun af

[proud lantern]

No

[strong parrot]

yikes using a slower rof semi auto than assault has access too

[midnight nimbus]

1906 is ok

if you can hit heads, play assault instead though

[strong parrot]

1906 just body people tbh

why bother going for heads

[sudden siren]

That's a good opinion

What's your personal favorite

[strong parrot]

but then you have a shit 5 round gun..

[solid hinge]

can anybody help me in #technology please

[proud lantern]

Ok 1906 is not comparable to the Thompson. Thompson is horizontal recoil and the 1906 is vertical.

Wait

[midnight nimbus]

because headshots aren't hard in BFV, and scout SLRs don't benefit from them well enough

[proud lantern]

I am good at controlling horizontal because it can help you to follow targets.

[icy sluice]

With attrition, I don't really care about Recon damage

Ironically, a lot of my shots are one shot kill as recon

[proud lantern]

I like attrition

[coarse thunder]

SLRs reign supreme on console recons because no one has the patience for bolt action + aim

[icy sluice]

It's so fucking satisfying to take down a Squad of Recons on a hill as a Running Recon

[coarse thunder]

It's satisfying to kill campers period

[proud lantern]

YES

I headshot as much as possible with bolts

What can I say except the N word

[coarse thunder]

Um

[proud lantern]

It is a sont

song

look it up

[coarse thunder]

Illegal

[proud lantern]

I am not racist

[primal sage]

When I kill a camper who didn't notice me. "OH HAI THERE."

[proud lantern]

Yes

[primal sage]

Well actually.

[proud lantern]

OH HAI THERE

[primal sage]

More when he doesn't notice me and I ALMOST don't notice him.

[icy sluice]

I always love bayonet charging a guy who is laying down on his back

[proud lantern]

Lol

[midnight nimbus]

> I am good at controlling horizontal
lol

[primal sage]

Hears gun shot right beneath me. "What?" Looks down and sees camper. "OH HAI THERE."

[midnight nimbus]

tfw it's literally impossible to control hrec

[proud lantern]

I may get the bayonette or variable zoom

wich one?

[primal sage]

Dude.

[strong parrot]

wow are you not an aim god enough to control hrec?

disappoint tbh

[primal sage]

Once you get level 4, you can just change at will.

[icy sluice]

It's not Variable Zooming, it's Zeroing

[proud lantern]

Lol

Ok

[primal sage]

Just do whatever you want now.

And when you need the other, just respec.

[midnight nimbus]

my macros obv aren't god tier enough to control hrec

[proud lantern]

I don't even use zeroing in bf1 so when will I use it in bf5

[strong parrot]

yikes macros

[proud lantern]

BAYONETTE

BANNED

[primal sage]

NO U

👉

[icy sluice]

Bayonetta?

[solid hinge]

tempted to afk "win" frontlines

[primal sage]

Imagine if Bayonetta had Bayonets on her guns.

[icy sluice]

Dude, Fuck Final Stand

[solid hinge]

cant win w shit yeams

[primal sage]

IKR!?

[proud lantern]

o

I just won 2 matches

[icy sluice]

You can't choose your classes, it's over for a minute...

[primal sage]

Also.

It seems that yes, Final Stand will ALWAYS have the "Bad Weather" effect triggered.

[proud lantern]

Yeah

oh I thought you meant front lines

no I hate final stand

[primal sage]

IE: If you're on Devastation, you're going to be seeing bombers.

[coarse thunder]

Best environmental event

[proud lantern]

Are we talking about final stand in bf4 or bf5

[coarse thunder]

Bf5

[proud lantern]

ok

TRASH

[solid hinge]

no k/d hit for just not spawning

when is dice gonna release them BOINS

i want new cosmetics

no rebalance

lose n lose some more

[shrewd grove]

You can change your class before final stand starts

I change to medic

[icy sluice]

If you immediately skip the cutscene

[shrewd grove]

I've never had a problem with it

And I don't even skip the cutscenes

What system do you play on

[icy sluice]

Box

[shrewd grove]

Oh that might be why

[sudden siren]

This game has changed and improved so many things

Why hasn't it introduced a limit of 4 recons on a team

[shrewd grove]

My game loads in really quickly after the cutscene

[primal sage]

If we limited recon, we'd have to limit all classes.

[sudden siren]

No

Just limit recon

[primal sage]

No.

[shrewd grove]

That's a dumb idea

[primal sage]

That's not how it works.

[sudden siren]

Yes

I guarantee you

If we had stats

A team's winrate would directly correlate with how many recons they have

[primal sage]

You're stupid.

[shrewd grove]

That's not really what matters

Even though I hate my team being stacked with snipers, I wouldn't like if they were forced to play classes they don't want to

[sudden siren]

Ur gay

What's you're stats

[strong parrot]

[sudden siren]

Link me you're stats @primal sage

[strong parrot]

he fucking went to stats again

oh god my sides...im out

[sudden siren]

I bet your a recon player

[primal sage]

I would...if they're not on PS4.

Actually no.

I'm a tanker.

[sudden siren]

They are on ps4

battlefield tracker

[primal sage]

Maxed out all my tanks.

[sudden siren]

What's you're psn

[primal sage]

And first class I maxed to 20 was Support.

Last was Recon.

[shrewd grove]

You just have to type your psn into battlefield tracker

[sudden siren]

Psn?

[shrewd grove]

You don't have to give him it if you don't want to, that's just how you look it up

You can do it no matter your system

[sudden siren]

Well at least don't insult people

Their's no reason for you to be rude

[primal sage]

You're literally bitching about Recon.

[strong parrot]

dont insult people btw

[sudden siren]

Your literally bitching about me bitching about recon

[primal sage]

Bitch about something important.

Like Pilots.

[sudden siren]

They're is no reason to be a jerk

[primal sage]

Wait a fucking second.

HOW THE FUCK.

AM I IN THE TOP 20% OF RECONS?

WHAT?

[shrewd grove]

lol

[sudden siren]

Your only in top 20% of recon level

The stat is only by level

Only 20% of people have hit level 20

On recon

[primal sage]

Oh lol.

Oh wow.

[sudden siren]

Oh me

Oh my

[primal sage]

The tanker and pilot K/D is broken.

[shrewd grove]

As expected

[sudden siren]

Can I take this opportunity

To say FUCK Chicago?

Anyone from Chicago should drive their car off a bridge

[shrewd grove]

Sure

[primal sage]

Also the Ace Squad counts and Squad Wipe counts are broken.

[icy sluice]

Chicagoooooo

[primal sage]

It reads 0.

[sudden siren]

I'm not talking about the city

[primal sage]

But I've made Ace Squad and gotten Squad Wipes before.

[sudden siren]

I'm talking about my old baby mama Chicago Williams

And her stupid ass children

[primal sage]

Also Draws is broken.

I've had draws.

[teal phoenix]

I'm in a suburb so Chicago can suck one

[sudden siren]

Stupid bitch shit my pants in public

[shrewd grove]

I've only had a draw in frontlines

[sudden siren]

I'm talking about my baby mama Chicago Williams

[primal sage]

Okay hold the fuck up.

[teal phoenix]

Oh lmao

[sudden siren]

She shit my pants in public

[strong parrot]

What the fuck is even happening...

[primal sage]

How have I used the Churchill Crocodile more than the Sturmtiger or the Staghound?

[shrewd grove]

Someone trying to be funny

[strong parrot]

Its cringe

[shrewd grove]

[proud lantern]

ok

[shrewd grove]

[strong parrot]

Perhaps theres some contest for how many children can infect the chat tonight? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[shrewd grove]

Stealth raid

[sudden siren]

@strong parrot

You don't wanna mess with me.

[primal sage]

Take a shot every time someone bitches about something.

[sudden siren]

You know what they call me in the north?

[primal sage]

Here lemme get you started.

[sudden siren]

The Iron Wolf.

You know what they call me down south?

[primal sage]

FUCK PILOTS.

[sudden siren]

The Human Diaper.

Don't fuck with me.

[primal sage]

Wat?

[strong parrot]

@shrewd grove I didnt think it could get worse but here we are..

[primal sage]

Because you eat fecal matter?

[sudden siren]

No

[primal sage]

I'm not even trying to be insulting.

[sudden siren]

Because I absorb liquid very easily

[primal sage]

Like literally what could that mea....wow really?

[sudden siren]

I drink at least 18 cans of diet mountain dew a day

[primal sage]

OH GUYS WATCH OUT WE GOT A REAL BAD ASS OVER HERE.

Real talk: how are you alive?

[jagged vector]

Have you heard of water?

It’s good for you

[shrewd grove]

I'm schleep

[sudden siren]

I don't drink water

It tastes nasty

Tastes bitter

Cus I'm so used to doing the dew

[jagged vector]

it tastes like water

[sudden siren]

I taste, therefore it tastes

[shrewd grove]

[little fjord]

Makes decisions about whether to hydrate based on taste alone...
Drinks copious amounts of disgusting diet soda

[sudden siren]

I listen to beethoven at midnight and cry into my rum and coke

[shrewd grove]

Normal mountain dew is fine

Diet is awful

Believe it or not mountain dew is even worse in the UK than it is here in America

[little fjord]

At least it's rum and coke... not gin and diet urine

[sudden siren]

There's nothing wrong with drinking urine

[little fjord]

[sudden siren]

I bring a cup whenever I go to the carl's junior down the street

[primal sage]

This dude is literal definition of 4Chan robot.

[shrewd grove]

I'm gonna play Battlefield or For Honor until the shitposting goes away

🛌

[primal sage]

There's no way anyone is literally like this.

[sudden siren]

I hate 4chan robots to be fair

Inceldom is pathetic garbage

[shrewd grove]

Some people are just ignorant of the vibe they give off

[sudden siren]

I actually have a girlfriend

[jagged vector]

Does she go to a different school

[sudden siren]

And she likes to joke if my name was Carl she would nickname my penis carl's junior

Because I go to carl's junior every day

[icy sluice]

This is definitely a discussion for #general

No longer about #battlefield-legacy-titles anymore

[shrewd grove]

My battlefield girlfriend plays on a different server

[primal sage]

This is literally shitposting.

[shrewd grove]

@icy sluice hes been muted for this same thing before, but I'm afraid to ping mods

[icy sluice]

If he has done it before, there's Mod Mail

[sudden siren]

...I'm not shitposting.

[icy sluice]

I would say tell him to stop, if he keeps going, then message mod mail

But yeah, take this conversation over to #general now

[sudden siren]

I'm literally just talking

[icy sluice]

Or end it I guess

[shrewd grove]

That's not what the channel is for

[icy sluice]

Yeah, yeah yeah, but this is the #battlefield-legacy-titles.

[shrewd grove]

Especially if you just derail any actual conversation

[sudden siren]

Just having a little chuckle with friends

I will not derail further

I will only talk of battlefield: Five

[coarse thunder]

You can talk about any battlefield

[sudden siren]

@icy sluice I was told if I said Santytatier you would heal me

[icy sluice]

My name is different now.

Aufklärungssoldat

[sudden siren]

What in the FUCK does that mean?

On something soldier

[icy sluice]

Reconnaissance

[sudden siren]

Kleiderpopfenschnitzelklampfner

[icy sluice]

Not really a word but okay

[sudden siren]

I'm thinking it means outlook soldier

[icy sluice]

My name is Reconnaissance Soldier Raptor

[sudden siren]

What is raptor in german

[icy sluice]

There's no actual translation for Raptor in German

[sudden siren]

It's roptor

roppoter

heliraptor

[icy sluice]

If you wanna be technically correct, it's Raubvogel

[sudden siren]

copterpoter

schnellenbiter

[icy sluice]

But Raubvogel is actually Birds of Prey which sure, I guess.

[primal sage]

Didn't your name used to be Medic Raptor?

[jagged vector]

Give sturmvogel

[icy sluice]

Yeah

[sudden siren]

Smackinlizardschnitzel

Clappfencheeksman

[little fjord]

😐

[sudden siren]

People say german sounds guttural and aggressive

I love how it sounds

It's so staccato

[icy sluice]

It also used to be Maschinengewehrsoldat Raptor

[sudden siren]

What's uh

What's your guys opinion on uh

I dont fucking know

[icy sluice]

It's great

[sudden siren]

like what would you do if they added a rocket launcher

[little fjord]

I wish all the German cutsceness were German with subtitles

[shrewd grove]

I prefer French

[sudden siren]

but lke the javelin from modern warfare 2

[little fjord]

And voiceovers

[sudden siren]

What I don't get about WW2

Why didn't the nazis invade israel

If they hate jews so much

[strong parrot]

.......Theres no way someone is actually this dumb. I refuse to believe

[solid hinge]

They probably couldn’t make it...

[sudden siren]

nvm

The nazis didn't want to go to war with the middle east

[solid hinge]

Stupidity 100

[little fjord]

Wew I'm at 34 chapter rank

Zorn I'm comin for ya

Watch out

[sudden siren]

@icy sluice What is zorn in english

[icy sluice]

Anger

[shrewd grove]

I'm at 35 but I'm waiting till next week for ez xp

[little fjord]

I think it'll probably take me another week at this rate

[sudden siren]

So they literally named the cosmetic after a fucking Metallica album?

Lmao what

[icy sluice]

I'm at like 36

Baron of Anger

[sudden siren]

*Saint

[verbal barn]

I would've been done by now if the PS4 allowed the USB to copy the update files aaaaaaaaaaaaah....

[little fjord]

The allied uniforms are cooler than the axis ones... need moar

[sudden siren]

baron in english from german is saint

[verbal barn]

Nah, Axis uniforms still look sick.

[shrewd grove]

Sadly the only one that's actually English is the greatcoat

Everything else is American for some reason

[little fjord]

The only one I really like so far is hades

[verbal barn]

Nah it looks okay.

[shrewd grove]

I like the German stuff because it looks German

[verbal barn]

The other hades one with it's goggle out of his face is good

[jagged vector]

The sandman is English

[amber notch]

!mute 452359143307739136 24h

[junior mist]

:ok_hand: Facetime Hamster#5768 is now muted for a day

[verbal barn]

oof

[shrewd grove]

Thanks dadmin

I was waiting for him to make you madmin

[jagged vector]

We are greatful

[verbal barn]

to have a dadmin

[strong parrot]

:^) he numba one in our hearts

[little fjord]

Maybe I should be using veiled threat and canis horriblis

[bronze grotto]

another loss

[shrewd grove]

I forgot sandman was actually english

[bronze grotto]

only added 3 more headshots on objectives for my g15

[shrewd grove]

I just hate how it looks with all the random shit all over it

[solid hinge]

Who’s Sandman?

[shrewd grove]

It's a cosmetic

For the allies in BFV

[verbal barn]

and I already want to see the next roadmap

[little fjord]

I'm worried the red parts are too visible... and I'm worried silver dagger is too bright

[bronze grotto]

oh god so that was actually 5 headshots on objectives

but still not 3/4 done

[shrewd grove]

I just use stuff that fits with the class/weapon I'm using that can use different camos

[bronze grotto]

this fucking peashooter takes 3 headshots to kill after 50 meters or something

[little fjord]

I don't like putting anything with belt ammo around the neck on anything but support

[shrewd grove]

Same for me

[little fjord]

Because 'mersion

[bronze grotto]

okay time to lay off the cancer 1-5 and grind the krag

[little fjord]

😏

[shrewd grove]

Hades torso is for my support

Architect and the pants with stick mags for my MP40 medic

[little fjord]

U use canis, veiled or silver?

[shrewd grove]

I don't use any of them

I use the veiled threat mask on support but that's it

The rest of the sets are bleh for me

[little fjord]

Oh... I know why... I didn't think any of the pants really looked right with veiled threat

[amber notch]

Ok, im going to state this, if something like that happens again, report it to Modmail please.

[shrewd grove]

The pants I use are normally from the Wolf set except I make them brown

[amber notch]

Or do the moderator tag.

[shrewd grove]

@amber notch do you just message the bot

If so I'll just do that next time

[amber notch]

I dont care if im tagged

but im playing something

so i wont be here

[shrewd grove]

Alright

[amber notch]

if im not playing something im here

yes

i might be "scary" but i wont let shit like that fly.

[little fjord]

Minecraft

[shrewd grove]

lol

[little fjord]

I understand

[amber notch]

So thanks for the report.

but next time forward it to modmail'

[shrewd grove]

Alrighty

Noted

[jagged vector]

So just tag @ modmail?

[icy sluice]

What happened I am tired af

[jagged vector]

Or slap the report button

[shrewd grove]

Shitposter got muted for a day

[little fjord]

💩 posting

[charred heron]

I sniped 2 enemy tanks with the Sturmtiger and i forgot to record it

[shrewd grove]

Rip

[solid hinge]

I made an 4 kill streak with a trench gun. Too bad I don’t record stuff

BF1 btw

[shrewd grove]

Recording stuff is a lot easier on PS4 and XB1

[icy sluice]

No! I had a funny recording in Battlefield 1 with a shotgun

[shrewd grove]

But on PC you mostly have to be streaming beforehand

[icy sluice]

https://streamable.com/gzamt

[charred heron]

I mean, it was hilarious to blow a Churchill into pieces nonetheless who was a good chuck away from me on top of a hill

[icy sluice]

Man takes the shell for his teammate

[shrewd grove]

Doesn't the Sturm do a lot of damage but suffers from low velocity and lots of drop

[amber notch]

@jagged vector no message the bot

[shrewd grove]

Idk anything about the tanks in the game that's just an assumption from watching

[jagged vector]

Ok

@shrewd grove yeah the 380 rocket shell is a low velocity fat boi

[shrewd grove]

That's what it looked like

I see them a lot on Hamada

Normally I just hitch rides on their backs till I get where I need to go

[icy sluice]

Hamada is a good map change my mind

[jagged vector]

I like Hamada

[icy sluice]

Turner SMLE is a good gun, change my diaper

[jagged vector]

Except in frontlines

[primal sage]

Okay. Go lay down on the changing table.

[jagged vector]

I wish the k98 got a trench mag like the turner does

[primal sage]

Wait.

Was that a thing?

So COD WII wasn't TOTALLY wrong?

[jagged vector]

It was totally real

25 rounds

[shrewd grove]

There was a lot of dumb things that were real in wartime

Especially in world war 1

[primal sage]

Did you see the full body armor robot?

[shrewd grove]

Have you seen the stock magazine for the m1911

It looks like a guitar case you put on the bottom of the gun and sling it over your shoulder

[primal sage]

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/50adfa2ae4b0cc1d786569eb/t/5317a3e6e4b01a2dce569e33/1394058217332/?format=500w

[solid hinge]

People hated WW2, because it tried to be Battmefield when it comes to weaponry

[shrewd grove]

lol

[primal sage]

Oh.

My god.

[solid hinge]

It tried to add as many weapons as possible

[primal sage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz9jNE9svCA

I saw this video before but I literally forgot about it.

[shrewd grove]

Imagine this guy walking in your trench clanking around like a loosely strung together ring of pots and pans

[primal sage]

Was it THAT noisy?

[shrewd grove]

It looks like it would be

And yeah that's the stock I'm talking about

[solid hinge]

How could people even hold a Sten

The stock is just a fucking clothes hanger

[little fjord]

Ok... there is no way union jacked has the same camouflage concealment as the other uniforms

[coarse thunder]

?

[little fjord]

It's basically bright red and blue and writing on the back

[shrewd grove]

Maybe in a circus

[little fjord]

Not saying it isn't cool... but that's gotta change your visibility on the battlefield

[primal sage]

The Sten actually has many different stocks.

Of different varieties.

And changing it out is as easy as pushing that button in the center of the back.

Which is just a plate that's actually on top of the main spring.

[solid hinge]

Sten MkV looks like the only ergonomic weapon

The one with 2 handles

[primal sage]

Ergonomics was NOT in mind when they made the Sten.

What WAS in mind was "Cost and production speed."

[solid hinge]

A liberator was more ergonomic

And that gun was made from scrap metal

[shrewd grove]

I always thought the Sten and the Grease Gun looked like a bunch of cut up PVC pipes spray painted black and taped together

[primal sage]

As the Heavy from TF2 would say.

"KEEP CRYING, BABY."

Also that's essentially the idea.

[shrewd grove]

Ye I know

[primal sage]

A cheap, easy to make, but effective gun.

[shrewd grove]

Shortages weren't anything new in wartime in both world wars

[primal sage]

I think Germany was the only participant in the war to create weapons that weren't made with "fast production" and "cost effective" in mind.

[bronze grotto]

zzz 20-12 with krag

well mostly assists, webley, and mines

[charred heron]

@shrewd grove Sturmtiger one-shots every tank, but the drop is very real and the reload in this thing is three times longer than on any tank

[bronze grotto]

i still miss just about everything even the torso

[charred heron]

And you need at least one teammate to mount a gun

[bronze grotto]

and deal paltry 54 damage

[azure lark]

Ok dokey, level 40 of ToW. Homework is done

[bronze grotto]

i got to level 2 now

when will the krag experience end

[shrewd grove]

Germans only had cost-effectiveness in mind when they were making a gun and were like "yeah this ain't gonna work"

Aka MG34

[bronze grotto]

do i go for moving accuracy stock or get the zeroing

[primal sage]

Okay @charred heron but why is it still better than the Crocodile?

[shrewd grove]

Because it doesn't have a grenade launcher

And the Sturm isn't stuck with a flamethrower that's only viable in alley ways

Big sad

[bronze grotto]

do i stick the gigantic 6x scope

[shrewd grove]

I never go 6x

Too much risk

[bronze grotto]

does the 3x and 6x have different glint

[shrewd grove]

They have the same glint

But 3x doesn't have glint on SLRs

To my knowledge

Bolt action snipers have glint on 3x and above

I iron sight snipe most of the time tho

So that's just me

[charred heron]

@primal sage Because the Crocodile is just a fancy Churchill with a flamethrower

On the other hand the Crocodile has a coaxial MG, giving it a slightly better lone wolf adventage

The Sturmtiger lacks that, thus you're a bit more undefended towards Infantry and you have a very Low ammo count

[solid hinge]

3x has glint

I‘m like 90% sure

[lunar sinew]

[bronze grotto]

how does one learn to eyeball the enemy

and avoid getting visibility'd

[warped rivet]

How many ToW rewards are left for Ch2 ? 5?

Archer tank, Stug, Ross Mk III rifle, Ju-87 / Blenheim with cannons?

[coarse thunder]

Those and possibly some other cosmetic

[solid hinge]

Idk don’t stand out in the open? @bronze grotto

[rocky verge]

yo anyone know any outfit combo

for allies or axis

let me know

i wanna test some outfits

[coarse thunder]

I liked Ratburner+Hades+Gravedigger legs for Axis support

[azure lark]

Double down torso and legs with last week's ToW head gear

[regal sapphire]

Chauchat

[lunar sinew]

Has any of u tried Apex legends

[solid hinge]

Stahlhelm Paladin Paladin

[coarse thunder]

For Allies Assault I do Hazardous Conditions Head+Scottish play torso and legs

[solid hinge]

No I don’t play shit games

[azure lark]

Guess I oughta get in some games and spam with the semi autos before the nerf

[coarse thunder]

Allies Support is Scottish play helmet with Hazardous Conditions Torso and legs

[solid hinge]

Is there a nerf coming?

[coarse thunder]

For the Turner, MAS 44, and Gewehr 1-5

[solid hinge]

Good

Not the G43

[sullen tartan]

forgets M1 carbine

[coarse thunder]

Full patch notes are in #game-news

G43 is going to get nerfed to the abyss eventually

[bronze grotto]

how do i get to see the other guys

hard to look unscoped

do i have to crank some settings up or down

i just set everything to low except mesh

[coarse thunder]

@rocky verge Go on r/battlefield cosmetics for more options

[rocky verge]

is that a website? @coarse thunder

[coarse thunder]

Reddit

[rocky verge]

send link

[coarse thunder]

r/battlefield cosmetics

[rocky verge]

in dms

[bronze grotto]

is there an optimal settings yet for maximizing player visiblity

[coarse thunder]

Better eyesight

[bronze grotto]

idk i'll try testing out different resolution settings

[solid hinge]

If shotguns become ridiculous I’m gonna be annoyed

Good that the G1-5 is getting nerfed tho

Also I hope the TTK TTD changes don’t fuck everything up

[bronze grotto]

ok so mesh settings should actually be reduced some more

[proper cradle]

mesh?

cmonhttp://prntscr.com/mjee3d

[bronze grotto]

supersampling

[midnight nimbus]

@bronze grotto

no

max mesh

all low everything else

use jjika's config to disable TAA

and add like Render.DisplayMappingHdrPeakLuma 500 in the cfg file

now you can see, kinda

[bronze grotto]

thought mesh is the one that draws sandbags to the screen earlier

[charred heron]

Sturmtiger > Crocodile

Change my coffee

[azure lark]

uh oh, matchmaking down for anyone else?

appears to be working now. Must have been a hiccup

[solid hinge]

O

Chat ded

[ivory geyser]

I'll bring it back to life

😄

[swift condor]

It fits well with the game @solid hinge

[solid hinge]

lmao bfv isn't dead

Too bad

https://www.reddit.com/r/BattlefieldV/comments/apeg2s/where_is_this_badass_german_coat/?utm_source=reddit-android

This looks so epic

[cobalt wind]

i finally found a very active bfv discord channel

alas, i live in asia

[solid hinge]

Lol

Welcome

[cobalt wind]

pitty i'd be having o'er 180 ping

thank you

[solid hinge]

I always have around 47 ping

My worst ping was 21000