battlefield-legacy-titles

[solid hinge]

[amber notch]

I have the mg42 gold, it’s shit

The camp basically gives away your body

It’s bright

[solid hinge]

ikr

[strong parrot]

good...i want them to know where death is coming from

[amber notch]

Make a diamond camo

[woven thistle]

i just want the camos to have the coverage of like the sidewinder or whatever the desert camo is

i like it not just full coating the gun

[solid hinge]

Can we get Dragon Scale factory new for the AWP in BFV

[strong parrot]

the gold muzzle on the mg42 looks like shit though

[amber notch]

[strong parrot]

i should spend some CC for a better one

[solid hinge]

I wanna style on kids with a glock in BFV

[woven thistle]

oh good i loaded in to a black screen and cant open my menu

[amber notch]

If they allow for us to make custom camos

[solid hinge]

Got that too bud

[amber notch]

Oof

That would be nice

Anime and furry camos

Everywhere

[strong parrot]

client side only thanks

[woven thistle]

alt f4ing BFV yet again

[amber notch]

LOL

[solid hinge]

I wanna have a dick on my MG34 to signal how trash it is

[strong parrot]

i dont need to see your weebness

[amber notch]

Don’t you want to flex on people with an anime girl

[soft storm]

Bruh the moment they do that I’m gonna see some CoD WW2 shit on the subreddit

[gray saffron]

i'm on hamada frontlines and it seems like an endless battle. no information on how long the map still lasts 😦

[solid hinge]

Sit there with a bipoded Yoko from Gurren Lagan

[amber notch]

No

Anime

[woven thistle]

i have a weeb profile pic and that is enough for me

[soft storm]

Your opinion doesn’t matter

[strong parrot]

looks at your name

[solid hinge]

The Bipod is just the skirt and thighs

[woven thistle]

i dont want waifus plastered on my tommy gun

[soft storm]

r/animemes called

[solid hinge]

I want Waifus on my Plane

In the span of 30 minutes my BFV has glitched out or crashed 6 times fuck

[amber notch]

@woven thistle yes you do

[woven thistle]

EA is an indie company cut them some slack

[solid hinge]

Now I see why they’re so inexperienced at making quality after an entire franchise of games with the same problems

[strong parrot]

https://old.reddit.com/r/BattlefieldV/comments/aheem6/i_was_banned_because_of_a_video/eee9l6j/ 🍿 I wonder what this means

[woven thistle]

any ideas when the bipod fix is coming?

i'd like for one pixel to not screw up my aim while prone

[strong parrot]

when ever its ready ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hexed basin]

lol gifs don't work in here?

https://tenor.com/view/hopeless-disappointed-ryan-reynolds-facepalm-embarrassed-gif-5436796

[woven thistle]

also are revive timers weird for anyone else? they dont count down for me and the bodys are just ragdolls, not in the downed state

[solid hinge]

do we have any idea of when we’re getting new maps

[azure lark]

Bipod fix coming in the next patch, hopefully before the end of this month

[woven thistle]

maps should be coming like in the next two weeks

[solid hinge]

yall think it’s gon be one map or more

[woven thistle]

well we are supposed to get a grand op so hopefully at least 2

[solid hinge]

2 maps that were almost done at release

[fleet mantle]

lol that dev reply on that ban thread

[amber notch]

What even is that ban thread about

[fleet mantle]

some dude got banned and claimed it was cause someone posted a video accusing him of hacking

and a dev chimed in "you know what you did" basically

[azure lark]

When it comes to communication, I’d like Dice to set realistic expectations. For example, I was hyped to use two new squad reinforcements but they’re not available despite Tides of War going on and the announcement saying they would be available beginning January 17th

[strong parrot]

tldr, guy makes video going into spectator matches looking at people with high k-d shit looks suspicious because thats how the spectator works, OP who made post claims that because of the youtube video he was banned

[fleet mantle]

this happens frequently aenough someone should make a sub that compiles all of them

[amber notch]

Ohhhh

[fleet mantle]

not for bfv but for gaming in general

long ass rant about being banned unfairly

[amber notch]

So he was watching gameplay of suspected hackers?

[fleet mantle]

dev post with evidence

[amber notch]

From my understanding?

[strong parrot]

https://old.reddit.com/user/Braddock512 and then this dev is getting blamed for shit

[trail flame]

[strong parrot]

I think the guy was just randomly joining matches to see if he could see hackers

joins a match see this guy 42-2 and watched him

[soft storm]

shits about to go down in here

Man. I totally wanna see this guy reveal he was fabricating this whole story, people like him shouldn’t be playing games

[amber notch]

This is why we don’t use reddit

It’s not a nice place

[fleet mantle]

xbox forums was a goldmine for stuff like this back in the day

[dense bone]

lets see how squad tdm is solo

[fleet mantle]

"why did i get unfairly banned blah blah"

[strong parrot]

hey now...we use this place and its not nice

[fleet mantle]

then dev would chime in quoting all this racist stuff the guy said

[lunar lion]

People always have a meltdown on reddit

[strong parrot]

it is funny though when people post these types of threads

[icy steppe]

Just got out of a match of Breakthrough where a teammate went like 200-0

[strong parrot]

and a mod comes in and slaps it down

[soft storm]

Yet most gamestudios are forced to make Reddit accounts to fix this shit because Reddit is hive mind of circlejerks and same thought

[fleet mantle]

adn the longer and more convincing the rant about being banned unfairly the higher the chance a mod would pop in with evidence

[azure lark]

“The Chapter 1 items being removed from the Store was unintended and will be coming back.” I ignored all that stuff but saw this

[amber notch]

What chapter 1 stuff

[trail flame]

The guns

[amber notch]

You mean the terrible cosmetics?

[strong parrot]

like in guild wars 2, someone gets banned "unfairly" and then like the head of the banning department chimes in to the thread and totally shuts the guy down calling him a liar

[fleet mantle]

^

i saw one once where some guy was streaming cheating in an mmo and the dev took over the account, walked it up to a peak and suicided it then bannedi t

[amber notch]

Lol

That’s great

[strong parrot]

lul..that dev logged into a hackers account on video..deleted all his items, deleted his characters, then perma banned the account

justice

[fleet mantle]

that might be what im remembering bmac

[amber notch]

I’m assuming this was for WoW?

[strong parrot]

nah, im talking about guild wars 2

[amber notch]

Lmao

[strong parrot]

Something funny, funny man?

[fleet mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqfUi9DzBuo

[amber notch]

Assuming I’m a male in 2019

[fleet mantle]

that youtube link is that vid

[sleek verge]

Being male in 2019

[fleet mantle]

existing in 2019

[solid hinge]

sweet jesus recon is good for point pushing by yourself

[strong parrot]

Yikes good point.... my mistake @amber notch

[amber notch]

LMAO

That video

That is great

[strong parrot]

lmao yes

that dev is great

[kindred orchid]

Yeah. Recon is fun.

[solid hinge]

it's okay that my entire squad wants to push A on conquest hamada when the enemy team controls the entire map, ill keep taking this team on at G

tfw Germans lose the whole map on hamada

how's that even happen

[livid scroll]

Just won my first squad conUedT

Conquest

[amber notch]

@solid hinge when you are the only competent team member

[kindred orchid]

Camp at a and B all day.

[amber notch]

If you flank behind B they can’t shoot down that far

So just flank to g

I don’t understand why everyone gets butthurt about Hamada

[strong parrot]

because you get 50% of a team filled with morons

that literally sit behind A

and wont push

[amber notch]

90%

Actually

[strong parrot]

then you back cap and they wont spawn there

[amber notch]

[livid scroll]

Well im gonna get 15 fortifications don

Then i can do revives

Then i unlock zk

[strong parrot]

yeah fair point I was being far too kind there

[livid scroll]

Oof

[amber notch]

Yeah, you cap G flag team still spawns at British deployment zone

[strong parrot]

REEEE

[solid hinge]

It's not like I joined a grand ops halfway through day 2 and topped my leader board by the end of it

[strong parrot]

Ive spent 80% of a match running between E F and G as a brit

trying to recap or defend the points...and losing the entire match

[kindred orchid]

Lol.

[solid hinge]

Now we're dealing with 3 tanks at B on breakthrough aerodrome

[livid scroll]

Eww

[kindred orchid]

Cancer.

[livid scroll]

Aerodome the map for snirs

Snipers

And campees

[solid hinge]

;_;

They're camping out of bounds

[kindred orchid]

It's a good flanking map.

Just not for Breakthrough.

[livid scroll]

Lol my kd on xbox is 1

Lmao

Just won a squad conquest now playing arras conquest

Gotta get that ZK

[kindred orchid]

GL.

[livid scroll]

Doing 15 fortifications

[solid hinge]

oh christ

[kindred orchid]

I have to live vicariously through people playing now, cause I'm working.

[solid hinge]

they have two Valentine AAs

[amber notch]

[solid hinge]

Please don't live through this

[livid scroll]

Yeah get rekt

[solid hinge]

AND my team manages to lose A first

[kindred orchid]

Oh.

That's going to be a bad game.

[livid scroll]

Start raging when you get mged 3 shots gg ez

[solid hinge]

How do you lose A when it's me and one other squad vs 3 tanks and half their team

[strong parrot]

dont type too fast again now 👀

[solid hinge]

I just.. don't understand

[kindred orchid]

Cause snipers defend from behind the objective.

[strong parrot]

just accept you are playing with morons and then you understand

[kindred orchid]

Duh.

Or snipe from that giant hangar when you're on the first objective.

[amber notch]

Ark mobile

😩

[livid scroll]

Love how im trying to do tow fortification thing

And indie

[strong parrot]

do what i did...support -> cap first point, build everything on point, pull out at pistol, destroy what you just built. build again

[fleet mantle]

bepis there is a comparison tool up one sec let me dig up the link

[livid scroll]

How the Fuck

Do i just die to two people in a bush

[azure lark]

Use the semi auto that you do best with lol

[fleet mantle]

http://bfdata.juhala.io/pages/comparison.html

[azure lark]

The selb is more powerful than g1-5 but I like the g1-5 higher ROF

I’m wearing out the left mouse button with semi auto guns

[solid hinge]

why can they keep their tanks out of bounds

[shell vigil]

Anyone play on ps3?

[strong parrot]

theyre in bounds for them! 😭

[solid hinge]

We're on phase three and they have a gun carrier camping B from phase 1

We can't do anything about this

[kindred orchid]

Lol.

[strong parrot]

but yeah annoying when that shit happens

[kindred orchid]

That's retarded.

[fleet mantle]

yeah i like the g1-5 for most maps that 3 shot kill out to like 30 meters is awesome with the fast rof

the selb 1916 is great for pubstomping on large maps though with the 3hk at range

its only 67ms slower ttk than g43 with the upgraded rpm

400ms vs 467ms

[charred heron]

Holy shat

Just make the TDM button 900% larger in the MP menu

[solid hinge]

;_;

[charred heron]

People are so trash in this new mode that it's hilarious

[fleet mantle]

also if you dont want to mess with that comparison tool i copied all the relevant info for the semis from that data dump here: https://pastebin.com/pXYhLqNN

[charred heron]

Also, isn't Squad Conquest just Domination?

[fleet mantle]

bullet speed and ttk and damage dropoff #s

[solid hinge]

fuck

everyone left my squad again

[kindred orchid]

[solid hinge]

they just drop out

[fleet mantle]

couldnt find them for the ag m/42 though

[solid hinge]

my teammate got in a tank and is driving it backwards towards the point

I'm going to cry

[soft storm]

Hahahaha

[kindred orchid]

Ragequit time.

[soft storm]

God I’m so glad I went to pc

[kindred orchid]

PC isn't all that much better sometimes.

[soft storm]

True.

[solid hinge]

23 vs 301

..31

felt like 301 though

[soft storm]

Woooooow

[kindred orchid]

That's not the worst I've experienced.

[soft storm]

Ayla I feel bad for you

[kindred orchid]

I played a GO match where it was 7 vs 32.

[solid hinge]

It hurts my heart a little

SEVEN

[kindred orchid]

Yeah.

[solid hinge]

You cant fix that by adding new people in

[kindred orchid]

25 of them were Recon, rest were assault/medic.

[solid hinge]

They're gonna see they joined a 7 vs 32 game and quit immediately

25 recons

[kindred orchid]

We couldn't even get inbounds before dying.

[solid hinge]

Good heavens

Oh I went 4 to 11

Sick

[kindred orchid]

Pro gamer status.

[solid hinge]

One of those was a bayonet

:')

[kindred orchid]

Worth.

[solid hinge]

I feel like the semi auto bullets move too fast

[kindred orchid]

Don't one of the semi-autos have faster bullet travel?

[solid hinge]

When I get in massively long range fights with people who have the increased movement speed when scoped I'm at a pretty significant disadvantage even if they're using a semi auto

;_;

It probably does

I don't use the semi autos much so i wouldn't know

[kindred orchid]

Oh, yeah it feels like crap to lose to semi-auto as Recon at long range.

Sometimes even support can out laser you.

[charred heron]

Hamada in this new mode is still the worst map possible

[fleet mantle]

m1a1 = 600m/s
g43 = 760m/s
1916=760m/s
smle=700m/s
g1-5=620m/s
agm/4=???

[solid hinge]

I actually miss the glint and bipods

[charred heron]

I'm stunned in how one map can be shit at everything it tries to do

[solid hinge]

When people bipodded it was a free headshot

And when people had big glint that was also basically a free headshot

woah

Now everyone's moving

just got 600 CC in one grand ops match

:0

[kindred orchid]

Congrats.

[solid hinge]

Is grandops the moneymaker

[kindred orchid]

I mean, it's 3 games in one.

[solid hinge]

i got 30k score tho

only attended 2 of them

got 49 kills

wait wtf i have 7k cc

AS A RECON

and im a bad sniper

[fleet mantle]

isnt that the best haha

[solid hinge]

M-Money?

[kindred orchid]

Ayla is a baller right now.

[solid hinge]

Where's this come from

I'm rich..

[rotund sentinel]

The only headgear with hair and they took it out?!

[solid hinge]

now i have 2800 CC c;

[kindred orchid]

Almost enough for 1 set of skins.

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge thats a good score!!

now me can upgrade me sht c;

@solid hinge tanks

!!

[rotund sentinel]

Now all female characters don't get to have hair?!

[solid hinge]

!!!!

I can finally put those pipes on my Valentine!

And get the bayonet for the fg42

[kindred orchid]

Ayla is all about them pipes.

[solid hinge]

happy days..

@rotund sentinel its weird because every trailer include characters with hair

It's the pipes or the apcr rounds, but im convinced the pipes will be more useful

[livid scroll]

Nice i just laggee aNd dIed to a panzer

[rotund sentinel]

There was one headgear with hair and mask and it's now gone

[solid hinge]

I'm also pretty sure that lightened stock is mote useful than the bayonet for the fg42, but.. sometimes you have to go stabby

Plus it's the only gun with a bipod and bayonet

Truly the fg42 is supreme.

yus

[kindred orchid]

I hate the FG42.

Too stronk.

[rotund sentinel]

Should've bought it before the update

[solid hinge]

I can't get the hang of controlling it at all on console

specs shud be free tbh

[kindred orchid]

It's really strong on PC.

[solid hinge]

[soft storm]

Everything is strong on pc

[rotund sentinel]

Damn it dice I want my ponytail

[solid hinge]

Sometimes it lights people up miles away

Sometimes I miss every shot at hipfire range

It seems to get an abnormal amount of headshots

[soft storm]

Sometimes you UwU

Sometimes you get OwO’s

[solid hinge]

Like the kick on the first shot knocks it up and then it stays at head level

[kindred orchid]

The worst is when someone is using the FG-42, and then you kill them after they've killed you and they were camping, and then they get all angry at you that you killed them and then shit talk you for 10 minutes.

[solid hinge]

Usually I end up aiming at people's feet

Thats lame..

Maybe I'll try the right side specs

[soft storm]

My god, Insurgency Sandstorm is killing it on steam

[rotund sentinel]

Is there any way to grow hair now

[kindred orchid]

Surgery.

[solid hinge]

Sandstorm doing good?

[soft storm]

Yes

[dense bone]

42-6, 17k points in squad conquest, as a solo player...

[kindred orchid]

Nice.

[soft storm]

Over 10000 reviews, very positive, and it’s still on steams best selling after a month

[solid hinge]

You took out basically a third of the 150 timer by yourself!

[dense bone]

in kills alone

my team was shit too

[solid hinge]

What were you playing??

[dense bone]

medic

[livid scroll]

Well now gotta revive 10 squadmates and win a game of squad conquest

[dense bone]

mp40

[kindred orchid]

Did you actually win?

[dense bone]

on rotterdam

[livid scroll]

That will be fun

[solid hinge]

woof

[dense bone]

yea we won 20-30

[kindred orchid]

Yeesh.

[dense bone]

20-0

[kindred orchid]

That's pretty close.

[dense bone]

yea

[solid hinge]

Medic certainly feels nicer now

[dense bone]

thought we were gonna lose it at one point

[livid scroll]

Squadmates as in teammates or your squad to revive for tow

[dense bone]

and i went beast most

[solid hinge]

Do you like the mp40?

[dense bone]

mode*

[solid hinge]

@livid scroll squad i think

[kindred orchid]

Medic is really strong in Squad Conquest.

[livid scroll]

Ok

[kindred orchid]

MP40 is a beast of a gun.

[dense bone]

yea im liking the mp40

[solid hinge]

The 6 in one life can be done with anyone in any mode though

[dense bone]

its weak, but accurate so i just aim for head

[kindred orchid]

I use it with hipfire.

[dense bone]

i ads everything

[kindred orchid]

It's so freaking accurate with hipfire.

I used to ADS with it, then I swapped it to hipfire spec.

[rotund sentinel]

I don't want a bold sniper rolling on the floor yalling sanitater, I want a redhead hottie sniper rolling on the floor yalling sanitater!

[kindred orchid]

And I was doing better just crouch + hipfire than I was when I was ADSing.

[dense bone]

at one point they were trying to sneak around and back cap because we were holding B well, i went back and killed them solo said "nope" one guy i killed said "plz, ohh please talk shit"

[rotund sentinel]

I want my hair dice, I want my hair!!!

[dense bone]

every time i denied them C i said nope

at the end of the round i said "talk shit or what"

[kindred orchid]

I never get people who like talking smack in chat.

Half the time no one is going to see it till the game is over.

[dense bone]

i do little things like that

well, if someone is consistently camping ill call them a camping bitch whose scared to die in virtual life

[kindred orchid]

I'll play an entire match and towards the end, my friend will be like, "Oh, they're shit talking you btw."

[dense bone]

LOL

[solid hinge]

It spawned me in direct fire of an enemy

:<

[dense bone]

you have it turned off or you just dont see it?

[kindred orchid]

I just don't see it.

27" monitor, 1440p, too far from where my eyes are focused.

[dense bone]

same here

but idk, im always watching for chat to go off

i like shit talking

obviously

[kindred orchid]

And during my deaths, I'm mostly looking at the overhead map to see where enemies are.

[dense bone]

cc still broken for me too

[kindred orchid]

I stockpiled so much that I don't really notice when I get it or not.

[dense bone]

with my spm and how long ive been at 50 for, i expect a big retro

[kindred orchid]

But I also rarely play vehicles, so all I've done is spec out all my guns.

[strong parrot]

point blank losing to a sten with a 900rpm thompson

[kindred orchid]

I think I'm just missing 2-3 guns from medic.

[dense bone]

so yea, my mp40 has the first spec done, and im doing fine

people saying that its broken you cant spec guns if you dont have cc

[kindred orchid]

It's not too bad, tbh.

[dense bone]

speccing guns will rarely be the difference between winning a fight or not

[kindred orchid]

Some guns sort of need it, but most I don't feel like it's needed.

[dense bone]

^

some guns are kinda gimped, like the suomi

but thats a rare case

[kindred orchid]

Ribeyrolles was really garbage to me unless I was using bipods until I fully upgraded it.

[dense bone]

i just think its funny people care about getting full potential out of guns when they arent full potential themselves

you know what i mean?

like the difference a specced gun will make is going to increase your kdr or your spm

[kindred orchid]

I always felt like, using the unspecced gun first made you better, cause when you get the fully specced gun, you're a monster.

[dense bone]

only at the top of the playing field will that matter

and im a good fucking player, and im no where near it mattering

[charred heron]

So, can a Churchill take shots every .5 seconds or is it a weird bug to begin with?

[kindred orchid]

I think having a fully specced gun takes away from learning how the gun actual works.

[dense bone]

^

and i think speccing kinda just tailors it for the most part

[solid hinge]

tfw friendly rocket knocks you into the fire of all the enemies it didn't kill

[azure lark]

I was trying to do mastery assignments for the Lewis gun and was annoyed at not being able to land multiple shots on target from scoped hip fire. Reset and redid some specializations and bam, it made all the difference.

[dense bone]

^?

[kindred orchid]

That's how Lewis guns work, if you hipfire, it's as accurate as scoping.

😛

[azure lark]

My bad, just scoped while moving or standing stationary fire

I’ll go back to licking the window

[dense bone]

as long as it tastes good

[kindred orchid]

Snozberries.

[strong parrot]

keep dying to the same fucking emp user

[kindred orchid]

Time to have a personal vendetta against him and kill him the entire game.

Or be like me and just get killed by him for the entire game.

[solid hinge]

what niche does the emp fill?

[storm gulch]

These game bugs

[strong parrot]

apparently the niche of fucking killing me 5 times in one sq cq

[kindred orchid]

It feels very similar to MP34 and MP40.

[charred heron]

tfw gets killed by the same Churchill while being behind 2 walls
the walls still stand perfectly fine without a scratch

What is this sorcery?

[strong parrot]

i love hamada those jagged rocks

getting stuck on them while im trying to run away!

[solid hinge]

howitzer rounds splash through walls i think

Magic

[strong parrot]

oh my god game please get me killed more like that

[solid hinge]

The emp looks like the fastest "accurate" smg

[strong parrot]

gotta love beating a team by 70 points...because theyre KD whoring apparently

[solid hinge]

What the FUCK

We just started fjell conquest

An enemy got to D before I'd filled the bar up halfway

How in the name of fuck did that happen

[dense bone]

sometimes spawns will throw you super far

[kindred orchid]

Yeah, some of the spawns are retarded.

[dense bone]

ive been german side and thrown to D in twisted steel

[kindred orchid]

Like Twisted Steel, one team gets placed on top of an objective.

And the other team needs to run to Africa.

[dense bone]

from german spawn to D is like half the map...

[kindred orchid]

I think British get spawned in D.

But Conquest is determined by how coordinated some teams are and where they run first.

[solid hinge]

dude who shot me was where the purple dot is

[kindred orchid]

Most of the time, 90% of the team sits on one objective.

How?

[solid hinge]

I don't understand how he managed it

We're stuck at E now

No one can push

[kindred orchid]

I'm not sure if I want to live vicariously through your games anymore. 😛

[amber notch]

Illuminati confirmed

[solid hinge]

Now we're losing E

[kindred orchid]

I do like playing on Fjell, it just sucks if half your team is snipers and can't hit diddly.

[amber notch]

How?

How can you lose E

E is super easy to hold

[kindred orchid]

People snipe from their spawn and don't hit anything.

You know that ridge from spawn that goes into E.

[amber notch]

bombers have a super hard time bombing the point seeming as they have to deal with a mountain and two AA guns that have clear coverage of the open area above E

[kindred orchid]

If they hold everything else, then they don't worry about AA.

[solid hinge]

i took d with like 3 guys and we held it against a swarm from E

not only did we eventually die, the rest of our team failed to retake E

I don't... understand

just lost a kill because i stood slightly outside of a doorway and someone shut the door behind me so when it clipped through me to close it ate one of my revolver shots

this is not going spectacularly

I'm rushing B fuck this

🅱

[amber notch]

Just leave the game

[solid hinge]

sticky dynamited

[amber notch]

if your team isnt going to bother helping nor try capping one of the Objectives just leave

[solid hinge]

siiick

[amber notch]

its not your fault

and you dont need to be punished for it

🤷

Do you

[solid hinge]

I feel bad for them!

[amber notch]

I dont

lmao

[strong parrot]

theyre morons

[amber notch]

if you arent good at the game, sure ill help to an extent

[solid hinge]

i think they should shit on the floor

I'm also only here to try and grind my planes

[amber notch]

but thats it

[solid hinge]

but uh

[strong parrot]

theyre too stupid to know that you feel bad anyways

[amber notch]

I'm also only here to try and grind my planes

Play hamada

[solid hinge]

my team is winning the air fight

[amber notch]

better tbh

or panzerstorm

[solid hinge]

so.. they aren't dying

[amber notch]

If a fighter gets behind you in BFV it is pretty much over

[solid hinge]

which should translate into us not having lost every single point

but

somehow..

i can be ur gunner

[strong parrot]

im pissed i cant get squad revives

[solid hinge]

me good gunner

[strong parrot]

just won 145-0 on rotter

i get like 2-3 revives

[solid hinge]

I'm trying the mosquito out for now

No gunner

r u even on pc anyways

nope!

rip

[strong parrot]

get a pc

[solid hinge]

rip

a nice 0 - 497 match

@strong parrot it doesnt look that easy

[amber notch]

@solid hinge

[solid hinge]

once I stopped spawning and talked to you guys they couldn't take a single point back

[strong parrot]

so its your fault

[amber notch]

I was playing squad Conquest yesterday, we managed to not lose more than 4 tickets during the whole match

[strong parrot]

smh

[amber notch]

like what the fuck

thats crazy

[strong parrot]

lets see

medic op?

[solid hinge]

Came third

[strong parrot]

and morons for teammates

[solid hinge]

4 tickets..

[strong parrot]

err enemies

[kindred orchid]

That's rough.

[amber notch]

and we absolutely obliterated the enemy team

[solid hinge]

i love squad conquest

[amber notch]

like it was nothing

[solid hinge]

8 medic squad says no deaths

[amber notch]

[solid hinge]

Ever

[strong parrot]

these matches are a total joke

[solid hinge]

its not that bad when u have good squad

[strong parrot]

we just shut them down on rotterdam so bad lol

camped B with C.....they tried to push from A

[solid hinge]

Rotterdam looks pretty nasty for it

[strong parrot]

died over and over...we pushed to A....then its like ok

try and move from your spawn

were just going to run around spawn killing you now when you get over here

[solid hinge]

Those corridors on the right side are brutal to push through

[strong parrot]

17-2 thompson medic

[solid hinge]

And once you get them to their spawn they're really in trouble

[kindred orchid]

Yeah, Rotterdam is a one sided game.

[amber notch]

@kindred orchid how so

[solid hinge]

They're supposed to get a halftrack to help them push out but half the time they just get mauled by the two assaults who seem to be on every team of 6 medics

[amber notch]

Most maps are pretty balanced

apart from fjell

[strong parrot]

I just described how its one sided

[kindred orchid]

In Squad Conquest?

[wind pendant]

Rotterdam is terrible and should be removed from sqcq

[amber notch]

Oh

[kindred orchid]

If you can hold B, you can capture everything no problem.

[amber notch]

are you talking about conquest or squad conquest

[strong parrot]

talking about squad conq
says fjell
is mod

[kindred orchid]

Squad Conquest.

[amber notch]

If its Squad CQ

[solid hinge]

LOL

[amber notch]

yeah

its fucked

whoever gets B first wins

[kindred orchid]

There's no way to flank.

[amber notch]

and thats usually the german side

seeming as its closer

[strong parrot]

i was british...we won

[amber notch]

[strong parrot]

they didnt even get on B

[kindred orchid]

I don't remember which side I was on.

[amber notch]

lol

[strong parrot]

well they did after we started to cap lmao

but its like...ok you dead now

[amber notch]

wait till you come up against a team of clan members

[kindred orchid]

But it was boring, cause I just sat at B picking them off when they tried flanking.

[amber notch]

best time of your life

[strong parrot]

nah

[amber notch]

abusing the dual nade launcher

getting called a huge noob

[strong parrot]

its

esc
quit match time

[amber notch]

getting called trash

[kindred orchid]

Welcome to my life.

[ruby trail]

👀

[amber notch]

Then when you use an assault rifle you get called a noob

[kindred orchid]

Get called a noob for killing a camper.

[wind pendant]

I prefer brits on rotterdam as germans seem to have less cover

[light magnet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BattlefieldV/comments/ahalq9/boins_will_not_be_released_until_cc_issues_are/?utm_source=reddit-android

[wind pendant]

Arrive at same time if one squad goes there asap

[amber notch]

When is chapter 3 releasing

Chapter 2 already sucks

[strong parrot]

wooow

mr is chapter 2 out yet I need to play it...to mr chapter 2 sucks

[amber notch]

anyways, back to the lvl 38 grind

[kindred orchid]

It's not too bad, I'm just not interested in any of the guns, and SCQ is meh to me.

[coarse thunder]

Already rank 8 in ToW from one sitting

[amber notch]

@kindred orchid the smg is really good

like scary good

[coarse thunder]

Still haven't unlocked the zeke

[amber notch]

its probably the best gun they have released so far

[desert dune]

Can confirm

It's a literal god

what is recoil

[amber notch]

dropoff is a bit too much

but oh well

[kindred orchid]

I'll have to see how it is, thus far the MP40 and Thompson have been my favorite guns to use thus far.

[amber notch]

we can compensate with the rpm

[desert dune]

It can get an RPM of 700 hoooly shit

I should've gotten that spec

[amber notch]

win 5 rounds of breakthrough

[desert dune]

ez

[leaden sparrow]

battlefield 5 or 1 chat this is

[desert dune]

Both

[dense bone]

bf chat in general

[leaden sparrow]

found a lego kolibri

[wind pendant]

no this is battlefield 2/2142 chat

[dense bone]

but if you are talking about bf1, i suggest mentioning it

most will assume you are talking about bfv

and will get confused

[oak dune]

anyone from south america?

is there a way to see the server list from chrome?

[amber notch]

I see the semi auto 1-5 is still good

thats a yikessssssss

@oak dune not that im aware of

[little fjord]

🤔

Still no cc bananaman

Inb4

[solid hinge]

still no cc 😦

lol its all good

[dense bone]

yea, no cc here

the struggle is real

[livid scroll]

Is it just me or is zk op

[amber notch]

If you want to find some cc you have to give EA your credit card details

[little fjord]

It's good... but I haven't finished specing it out yet

[dense bone]

they better retro me a shit load

[solid hinge]

also, are the gambler and aristocrat clothes we got for preordering? my buddy said he already had them

[little fjord]

At this point I would totally buy some cc

[dense bone]

im gonna bitch that they changed prices on items when i couldnt buy them too

[solid hinge]

im fairly certain they were

[little fjord]

You can't buy cc yet right?

[solid hinge]

i dont think youll be able to buy

CC

[livid scroll]

Camping fg 42s...

[little fjord]

Ya

[solid hinge]

it will be a different currency

[little fjord]

I just want to spec all muh guns

pewpew

[solid hinge]

i just want cc and non broken bipod then ill be happy

[little fjord]

I don't know what people expect from bipod actually

[solid hinge]

for it to work when im laying down or using sandbags lol

[little fjord]

Seems to work well prone... sandbags not so much

Sandbags always seem to be at a weird height

It's strange to me that it tries to deploy on a string of barbed wire

When it does I'm like "ok, I'll take it I guess"

[opaque cipher]

When partially destroyed sandbags make for poor deployment height

Fix it first

[rustic pike]

they still haven't fixed the bug where some covers and sandbags don't render when you have mesh set to low at a distance

and you can see people running through them and they appear again when you zoom in

that's a big one, literally wall hack

[amber notch]

12g shotgun is so good

what the fuck

[desert dune]

All shotguns are deadly

[wise bridge]

are any pc player having trouble connecting to the ea origin servers right now?

[solid hinge]

dont think so

[kindred orchid]

I had that problem last night.

[solid hinge]

wut

[kindred orchid]

Connecting to origin servers.

[solid hinge]

oh

[kindred orchid]

I got DC'd last night, and couldn't reconnect to origin for 5 minutes.

[solid hinge]

never happened to me

[amber notch]

easy flank

[solid hinge]

now that is waht i like to call, ROCK CLIMBING

[wary mason]

pros do it without the animation

[solid hinge]

sweg

[strong parrot]

what band was that?

@amber notch btw follow up earlier to the banned thread guy - https://clips.twitch.tv/ArborealImpossibleClipzBCWarrior (10/10 ending)

[solid hinge]

those graphics look so good

[stone brook]

Can actually see stuff

Can't have that

[soft storm]

It’s an exploit technically so

[stone brook]

Good thing that guy deleted his hackusatiom video on YouTube

[icy sluice]

Yeet

[stone brook]

He's awful and the video was cringe AF

He literally says in it " I can't do that so he's probably cheating"

Bruh you're hot trash that isn't saying anything

[amber notch]

what the fuck is that video

why is it so nasty

[livid scroll]

0-105

I wasted 750 cc rio

Rip

[solid hinge]

was that roblox

[livid scroll]

Robloxiab

[amber notch]

Wait for elite cosmetics to come out

soon

😩

[solid hinge]

did he get banned for using this shtty graphics mod?

[amber notch]

I dont know

it might be tbh

seeming as he can see everyone clearly

[solid hinge]

good to know becuz i was planning to add it and see how much fps i would get xd

[strong parrot]

thats the stupid nvidia, lowering your settings beyond lowest possible program

[solid hinge]

when will last chapters guns be ready for purchase?

[strong parrot]

they should be now...but i think theres a bug

[amber notch]

yeah

theres a bug apparently

[solid hinge]

[strong parrot]

who saw that coming

[solid hinge]

r-really?

[amber notch]

cosmetics you cant buy

[solid hinge]

a bug in BFV?

[amber notch]

So the ratburner is exclusive

[strong parrot]

did you hear the joke about the guy waring a ratburner walking into a bar?

[stone brook]

You could buy them

Before the patch

Just something else that's broke

👌

[strong parrot]

would not want to be a coding dev right now

[azure lark]

they apologized for those things going missing and they'll fix it in a future patch

[strong parrot]

looking under the hood of this one...yikes

[stone brook]

I kept meaning to buy the ag42 on my 2nd account

[azure lark]

Soon

[amber notch]

[stone brook]

Waited too long and now it's gone lol

[azure lark]

The Soon Reddit thread was pretty good

[amber notch]

thats the story of battlefield V

@azure lark why are you using reddit

why

its the worst place for battlefield

[azure lark]

because devs post stuff there

[amber notch]

Its always people complaining about how BFV is bad, BF234t782834723t4 is better

[strong parrot]

hey I found this discord link through reddit

[amber notch]

like

i dont care

[strong parrot]

no...bro

let me explain to you why bfv is bad

[amber notch]

No no

[strong parrot]

and why those other games are better!

my opinion isnt that, its fact

[amber notch]

not the r/battlefieldV subreddit

[shut cipher]

All anyone does on every video game subreddit is complain lmao

[amber notch]

the battlefield subreddit

[strong parrot]

oh

yeah yikes on that one

[azure lark]

Wow, it's like Badmin has no clue as to what is discussed in this discord

it's the same as the fucking reddit

[amber notch]

like its super cringe

[strong parrot]

i mean even the bfv one has a ton of bitching at times too

[amber notch]

@azure lark No not really.

Least here it is policed.

[azure lark]

Yes really but in real-time

[strong parrot]

i just go super ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[amber notch]

Unlike the reddit its not really policed

[azure lark]

You don't read Reddit so how do you know

[amber notch]

I do read reddit

thank you very much

I just dont post on reddit

[strong parrot]

rule34 fg42 sub?

[amber notch]

i dont see a reason to

r/battlefieldV is good

[azure lark]

I don't post there as well, at least not very often.

[amber notch]

r/Battlefield Is not

[azure lark]

I don't visit or read Battlefield only Battlefield V

That's the only game I own besides Rocket League

[strong parrot]

oh, I see you visit anthemthegame? 👀

[amber notch]

Oh look at that

the first thing i see

"dice needs to be held accountable for the state of BFV"

[strong parrot]

literal hangings wouldnt satisfy those people right now

[amber notch]

And the comments are cringe worthy

"yeah you are right, the game is a mess"

"EA needs to drop dice"

[icy sluice]

Ended up flying aimlessly during Hamada conquest because the 10 recons didn't want to hit left dpad

[amber notch]

Like go away

[strong parrot]

game is mess....i cant see anyone, always get shot and killed!

[stone brook]

Played a few games earlier had that big boss guy in it lol

He has a kdr of like 300+ or something

Vehicle whoring like crazy

[azure lark]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BattlefieldV/comments/aglz2s/response_to_messages_to_the_mods_it_would_be_nice/

[shut cipher]

That's why I always make fun of tank players and talk about how playing world of tanks is no fun

[solid hinge]

:)

[shut cipher]

tank simulator

I'd rather get zero kills in a game and just drive a jeep than sit and play world of tanks in battlefield

[strong parrot]

lmao

[shut cipher]

I can never take anyone who only plays vehicles in conquest seriously

Sorry but it's never going to happen

I'm one of those sweaty TDM nerdneck gamers

[amber notch]

@strong parrot Why am i getting killed in an FPS game

😩

[livid scroll]

I just got teabagged by enemy

[dusky saffron]

cause you're bad

[shut cipher]

@livid scroll lol

[dusky saffron]

bad = badmin

[strong parrot]

@amber notch because ea sucks dice is bad and cant make a game i can see in!!

[dusky saffron]

speaking of visibility

[amber notch]

😩

[dusky saffron]

tfw can't see people in shadow corners

[stone brook]

He's hella good in planes

But his playstyle leads to very low win %

[sacred hull]

hey why did they nerf the stuka even harder now

[shut cipher]

I don't care

[stone brook]

Like 40 something

We carried the shit out of him

[amber notch]

the stuka is glitched

[shut cipher]

I don't care how good anyone is in vehicles

Most of those people would never go on a decent streak with infantry

[sacred hull]

it doesnt have a bomb reticle

and its altitude sucks fucking ass

[amber notch]

It was not meant for the bombing scope to be removed

[stone brook]

There was a Reddit thread on him couple days ago

[shut cipher]

about what

[stone brook]

People talking about hating when he's ok there tram

Because he literally camps in spawn in tanks

To protect his kdr

[shut cipher]

there was a Reddit thread on Sonny Tater too

He's one popular lad

if only I could send images

that is the best description ever

[stone brook]

https://battlefieldtracker.com/bfv/profile/origin/oX_-oBIGBOSS-FoX/overview

This guy lol

[shut cipher]

@stone brook LOL just like I thought his medic, assualt and support stats are SHIT

[kindred orchid]

330 KDR, nice.

[steep radish]

Who

Dellboy?

[stone brook]

No he's not good, he only plays vehicles

Did the same thing in bf1

[steep radish]

Who?

[shut cipher]

He gets like 3 kills and then camps to save his KD

[stone brook]

Kdr is his thing I guess

[shut cipher]

right?

[stone brook]

He only plays to protect it

[shut cipher]

that's hilarious lmao

[stone brook]

Camps in spawn with recon and tank and stuff

[shut cipher]

I can't imagine being that person

[steep radish]

who the fuck

is this

[shut cipher]

@steep radish read

[steep radish]

i did

[primal sage]

I am sad. The new SMG does not have a bayonet attachment.

[stone brook]

Big boss @steep radish I linked him up

[steep radish]

So big boss is dellboy

[shut cipher]

I love bayonet

@steep radish no

[steep radish]

o

[stone brook]

Oh I dunno

[shut cipher]

wtf

[primal sage]

I also adore bayonet.

[steep radish]

Wh- wtf

[shut cipher]

dellboy sucks

he said so

so maybe it is him

[steep radish]

AH

okay

[stone brook]

He's known for vehicle whoring there was a Reddit thread on him couple days ago

[steep radish]

saw what happened

[stone brook]

People talking about they hate having him on there team

Because he does nothing to help win

I had him in a grand opening earlier

He was like 50-0 but not even halfway up our teams score board

[strong parrot]

lmao

ayyy finished my squad revives and won the round :^)

ez zk

[livid scroll]

Yeh tjere are many vehicle whors

[stone brook]

We carried him hard AF, but he was pissing the other team off on 3rd day fjell

[livid scroll]

People who just camp

In tanks

[stone brook]

Dunno what he was doing they were crying up a storm in chat

[livid scroll]

Mow you down with the mg

[shut cipher]

lol

People get so mad over video games

[livid scroll]

Im playing conquest rn

17-14

[solid hinge]

How the hell does he only have 49 deaths while spending 7 days in a plane

[livid scroll]

Highest guy on enemy has 30-7

[solid hinge]

Which plane is that indestructible

[livid scroll]

0-352

[icy sluice]

Two games of 500-0

One in Hamada and one in Fjell

I like how they have two drastically different maps close together in rotation

The largest map in the game next to basically one of the smallest and has like 3 sightlines.

[shut cipher]

I don't know but I have no respect for any player that only plays vehicles I don't care if you protect your KD or not

you can have a legitimate 100kd or a 0.1kd it makes no difference to me

[icy sluice]

I play vehicles because it's fun

Same reason I play Support and Medic... because it's fun

[mystic wolf]

i like plane

[shut cipher]

I didn't say you can't I just said I don't like people that strictly play vehicles

[mystic wolf]

but not when enemy team has 3 spitfire

then no like plane

then i like flakpanzer

[icy sluice]

Flying a plane can be hell

Mostly because if you're going to be engaging air to ground you can't see shit

Only time you can is in Fjell or Narvik

Twisted Steel too actually, now that I think about it

[shut cipher]

ok

[icy sluice]

OH YEAH, someone did that Cowboy heel clap

[shut cipher]

I have no idea what you're talking about

[icy sluice]

That Heel Clap

Click sorry

https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4022/4558362668_bcb1103aca_b.jpg

[solid hinge]

I'm amazed that his death count is that low when he plays planes so much

What does he do?

There's no out of bounds area to camp in

[icy sluice]

Do you know how impossible it is to fly a plane without being taken down by Three AA Guns and Two Fighters?

[solid hinge]

YEAH exactly

How does he do it

[icy sluice]

The moment a pixel of a JU-88 A materializes it's down

[solid hinge]

He cant fly a bomber they're massive targets

Vs the current b-2 stuka a bomber literally lasts about 2 seconds

You don't even get a chance to fight back

[icy sluice]

I'd fly a Stuka... but that reticle is gone now

[strong parrot]

this ZK is actually retarded

what recoil

[solid hinge]

The current b2 stuka i think is unironically the best plane right now

Bombs are unnecessary when you have two 37mm guns strapped to your wings

You delete anything you get behind

You delete anything you hit

[amber notch]

[solid hinge]

Infantry melt

Planes melt

Even tanks take damage

And there's no dodging cannon fire like a bomb

If a fighter gets on you you can defend yourself a lot better than a mosquito

[icy sluice]

I end up being so low when I bomb that I damage my own plane with my bombs

[solid hinge]

I blew myself up as a blenheim doing that earlier

Embarrassing..

Another advantage of the b-2

[icy sluice]

By the way, I hate that in order to get 1k bombs I need to have wing repair equipped for the JU-88 A

Wing Repair fucking sucks dude

[solid hinge]

You take the 1k bombs on the Ju?

The divebomb specs?

[strong parrot]

99 dmg to someone...wow piss off

[solid hinge]

I don't understand how 99 damage happens

Seems to happen the most at close range

[compact oxide]

Holy fudge I love the new medic gun

[strong parrot]

lmao

i need a rof buff

[solid hinge]

It's pretty accurate

[strong parrot]

losing to a m1 carbine point blank

[solid hinge]

but.. yeah

[icy sluice]

That moment when you're going for kill 6 people in one life but you get someone down to 99 health on the last fucking guy

[compact oxide]

And it's a medic and he rezzes them all

[solid hinge]

if it's more accurate than the suomi with the 720 ill take it

god losing to a medic is so annoying

[compact oxide]

I don't use the 720 rof

The other side is a better MP34 with a bipod imo

[solid hinge]

you take out an enemy squad by yourself and get the squad wipe and then some medic pops up and wastes you and rezzes them all

[compact oxide]

Only issue is I probably prefer the irons on the MP34

[solid hinge]

I'm gonna try that side out after I finish it

Isn't it easier to use nydar on it?

[compact oxide]

Probably, but I don't like the nydar personally

Still prefer the irons over it

[sleek tartan]

Once I learnt I could swap colors to the Nydar... it was immediate love

[compact oxide]

Yeah the colour change is good

[sleek tartan]

pink isn't too nice to look at but sure works great

somehow it looks more pixelated though

[dense bone]

lol yea

i feel weird using pink in the theme of the game

but its the color i always use

[compact oxide]

I think I'm using purple atm

Might have that on normal crosshair though

[icy sluice]

I am keeping it the same because trying to keep it as Historically Accurate :v

But I did lower the glow...

[solid hinge]

You mean they don't use pink sights in ww2?

[strong parrot]

meh only 45-17 with a lvl 0 ZK on aero frontlines

wow cant even get 3.75 levels on it in 1 match...im bad

[simple roost]

jesus christ bf1 is completely dead

i have tried matchmaking 5 times and have not gotten into 1 match with more than 5 players

[steep radish]

What platform?

[simple roost]

ps4

[steep radish]

Its still active on Xbox

soooooooooo

ye

[simple roost]

[rocky verge]

Is there a way to get cinematic photos on xbox of battlefield 5 or no?

[dense bone]

@strong parrot how are you liking zk?

where does it fall?

[strong parrot]

uhhh