battlefield-legacy-titles

[cyan sail]

I love BF:V

[obsidian fossil]

who doesn't

[solid hinge]

atleast they should give us a preload for the update goddamn

[viscid cypress]

I don't even have to play that game to know it's trash

[solid hinge]

why

[cyan sail]

This isn't a bad launch

[solid hinge]

thats not how this works

[viscid cypress]

Kill streaks is enough.

[solid hinge]

Ok every time I take the swine farm I’m gonna shout UNCULTURED SEINE

[clever tulip]

okay i'm out of the loop. what happened with the update? i got a message saying we discovered an issue with the update, temporarily delayed.

[solid hinge]

Swine flu

[regal sapphire]

The players are literally called BF1-Livestream

[slate zephyr]

I juat want a tank hunter plane like in bf1

[solid hinge]

Coutin if you wanna just spout negative stuf now is your chance where we might not get too upset lol

[cyan sail]

Like an A10 warthog?

[regal sapphire]

It's a fact

You can see it on the stream right now

[random fossil]

Found a new phone on Hamada yay 3/5

[dense bone]

coutin fun at parties

[slate zephyr]

I had fun sniping people from the plane and that single shot turret from the at plane

[solid hinge]

oh get that boys lmaaaao

[shrewd cosmos]

coutin why u gotta be a such a sourpuss

[solid hinge]

you will be able to unlock each weapon in overture everyweek

[shrewd cosmos]

i get it u hate DICE

[dense bone]

what tangible reason is it to complain about player names?

[regal sapphire]

Sorry for criticizing your sucky suck developer

[shrewd cosmos]

[solid hinge]

1 weapon everyweek

we don't even get all weapons at the same time

lololl

[shrewd cosmos]

because i like BF 5 i’m a Dice dickrider

okay

[dense bone]

^

[regal sapphire]

And they're timed Meko

[dense bone]

same

[slate zephyr]

Hates dice but yet is in the battlefield discord

[solid hinge]

wow what a bs

[dense bone]

and pre ordered it

[slate zephyr]

Lol

[regal sapphire]

Yeah because I like Battlefield

[opaque hinge]

I like to ride dices dick

[shrewd cosmos]

he’s in the other one too

[opaque hinge]

[shrewd cosmos]

the r/thedonald one

[opaque hinge]

[shrewd cosmos]

the unofficial one

[rose yew]

Everyone gets the guns but if you wanna have them earlier you will have to do tieds of war missions

[slate zephyr]

I pre ordered it as soon as it was available to

[opaque hinge]

What about the official one

[shrewd cosmos]

the cesspool of ass and toxicity

[regal sapphire]

Wow, looking at my Reddit history? Aren't you a creep

[opaque hinge]

Lawl

[solid hinge]

timed new perm content that are not cosmetics ? wtf ?

[opaque hinge]

Nice coutin

[shrewd cosmos]

no, i’m in the same group you dense idiot

[dense bone]

lol

[shrewd cosmos]

[regal sapphire]

Did you mean a discord server?

[solid hinge]

what if im on a trip or something do i not get a weapon

[shrewd cosmos]

w/e

[solid hinge]

what is this trash?

[worn cave]

Chapter 1 ToW issue, oof, I just want my bugfixes, I literally don't even care about the new content right now lol

[regal sapphire]

Because I ain't in no Donald discord server

[proper sundial]

[shrewd cosmos]

whatever man

[restive talon]

[shrewd cosmos]

let’s just yiff

[regal sapphire]

I can prove it /shrug

[shrewd cosmos]

nah what i mean is the other bf discord has the admin drama

[solid hinge]

Dude don’t refer to a flat map as rolling hills

[shrewd cosmos]

with some admin being a thedonald poster and w/e

[regal sapphire]

PTFOHolland?

[shrewd cosmos]

or was it the subreddit

[regal sapphire]

Why do you have to bring that drama to here?

[shrewd cosmos]

i unno

[regal sapphire]

No it's the Battlefield reddit one

[solid hinge]

lol we don't even get the update notes tomorrow

[cyan sail]

Does anyone know the patch notes? Weapons changes, fixes, the likes?

[solid hinge]

what a great way to start live service

[dense bone]

im gonna go kermit suicide over this

how can i go on

hnnnnnnnhg

[opaque hinge]

me too

[cyan sail]

Reeeeeeeee

[opaque hinge]

commit sudoku

[topaz elbow]

[solid hinge]

lol wtf ? look at the panzerstorm gameplay there are like 4 unused tanks in the deploy screen

[brittle imp]

My disappointment is immeasurable

[rose basin]

Delaying the game release, delaying updates...

[brittle imp]

@rose basin cause they are fucking overworked

[opaque hinge]

Delyaing muh patch notes

[lucid marsh]

Welp this us gonna hurt the rep even more

[restive talon]

Jesus im retarded

[brittle imp]

Reee

Welp the game is still a blast

Nothing comes close

[solid hinge]

were they expecting to sell the game if they do this

ea is just cancer

[restive talon]

The thing with bf v is people were expecting so much more

[topaz elbow]

[viscid cypress]

People complain about bombers
Nerf their machine guns

[restive talon]

And they just overshadow bf4 release

Lile its amnesia

[brittle imp]

The thing is bfv ISNT EVEN TWO MONTHS OLD

[solid hinge]

why did they ruin a ww2 battlefield

[brittle imp]

GEEBUS

[dense bone]

no, they were wanting to not put out more problems, they could have said nothing, released it, made sales, and quietly say they were gonna fix it...

[solid hinge]

they should have ruined bf1 instead

and actually put effort in bfv

[restive talon]

The thing is

[brittle imp]

This game isnt ruined

Far from it

[restive talon]

That they want to fix this problems in a short time is amazing

[brittle imp]

It has great potential

[solid hinge]

in terms of updates

and features i mean

[brittle imp]

Not ruined.

[sacred junco]

what exactly is a "feature"

maps? guns? modes?

[dense bone]

meko and cout gotta go get a motel and bitch about bfv together, maybe fuck to release the tension or something. geesh

[restive talon]

I think people are a little over entitled

[brittle imp]

What exactly is a meko

[regal sapphire]

I'm entitled because I payed for a game?

[brittle imp]

It's my content and I want it NOWWWW

[sacred junco]

We could have 5 more maps 10 more guns and 2 more modes and the base game would still have the same set of issues

[brittle imp]

Yes you are cause they didnt say cancelled now did they coutin

[restive talon]

U cant expect bitch about something

[brittle imp]

If they said bfv future content cancelled

[solid hinge]

meko is a german destoryer btw

[brittle imp]

Lol

[dense bone]

and youre the bfv cry baby

[brittle imp]

Germany navy

[dense bone]

weird choice of name

[regal sapphire]

I never said they did?

[stark vine]

https://i.imgur.com/yzIxyH6.jpg

[restive talon]

I am currently making a game with my friends

[regal sapphire]

Can you get out of my ass for a second Nyphon?

[restive talon]

its called CUMSHOT

[brittle imp]

Coutin you silly goose I am saying you acting like they said that

[regal sapphire]

Like jesus christ, if you want to marry me just ask for it

[restive talon]

And theres so much content we basically cant make

[dense bone]

why? im giving you something to complain about, thats all you want to do

[brittle imp]

All they said was SHORT delay

Geebus

[regal sapphire]

Funny they didn't specify how long huh

[restive talon]

We are focusing on level desgin

[brittle imp]

MORE INFO tomorrow

[west plinth]

Let me just throw in that ducking in the tanks top turret is also a thing now 🤷

[brittle imp]

Funny how you cant wait a day to find out coutin

[rose yew]

yeah it will be SHORT as they said. Not month or so.

[dense bone]

i wish they delete it long enough for coutin to leave this server

[solid hinge]

lol these people don't realize i already have 200 hours in bfv

[brittle imp]

Grats?

[dense bone]

so why are you bitching?

[west plinth]

@solid hinge Nerd ❤

[viscid cypress]

Ducking in turrets won't make any difference

[regal sapphire]

Why don't you read the rules Nyphon?

[brittle imp]

Why don't you read tomorrow coutin

[regal sapphire]

Oh I will

I never said I'm not going to

[old karma]

Jesus chill

[dense bone]

point out the rules i broke

[brittle imp]

And then come here

[solid hinge]

@dense bone who said im bitching ? is giving opinions about a game bitching

[brittle imp]

And yell more

[old karma]

Sit down, have a sandwich

[west plinth]

@viscid cypress Says your magic crystal ball?

[regal sapphire]

"Be polite and kind. Respect others if they have a different opinion. If you disagree with someone, you are free to do so politely, but don't make it personal."

[brittle imp]

No boys here only children

[dense bone]

its not personal at all

[regal sapphire]

It totally was

[dense bone]

im tired of general bitching

[west plinth]

"no u"

[brittle imp]

Well i'll be back tomorrow

[viscid cypress]

@west plinth Says the fucking TTK, you can't instantly kill a gunner, ducking won't make any difference.

[dense bone]

and you put your hat in the box

[restive talon]

Panzerfaust nerf

Poggers

[brittle imp]

Yeeeeee

[regal sapphire]

Snutten can you do something about that guy please?

[jovial cargo]

I like the PF changes

[dense bone]

literally said "anyone who complains etc" then he replied to me

[brittle imp]

Coutin you need to drop it as well

Everyone drop it

[dense bone]

sorry he singled himself out

[brittle imp]

Pls

[west plinth]

@viscid cypress So every death you have in this game is instant? Wow, you must be terrible

[solid hinge]

lol they said they will buff the panzerfaust

[regal sapphire]

LOL

YAY

[dense bone]

later sure

[restive talon]

BUFFED

WTF

[gray glade]

what!?!!?!!?!

[dense bone]

because he pointed hismelf out

[regal sapphire]

YES

[gray glade]

BUFF!?

[brittle imp]

Coutin you still acting like a child...

Smh

[viscid cypress]

@west plinth You can't heal in the turret you dipshit

[brittle imp]

Guise

Cant we be adults

[regal sapphire]

I'm watching the stream lmao

[west plinth]

Easy now, big guy.

[regal sapphire]

Why are you so mad at me? Jesus

[maiden steppe]

"Buffed Panzerfaust but it depends on where you hit on the tank"

[solid hinge]

panzerfaust buff?

[brittle imp]

Why are you so damn mad about a short delay?

[maiden steppe]

what the hell guys

[solid hinge]

wtf?

[viscid cypress]

Insults me
Gets offended when I insult him

[brittle imp]

Of a vidyagame

[maiden steppe]

you made everyone think that there's a flat buff

[west plinth]

I insulted you?

[regal sapphire]

Why are you so gooddamn mad when I talk about it?

[viscid cypress]

"You must be terrible"

[brittle imp]

Answer my question

[maiden steppe]

Jesus christ this PR department is full of amateurs

[brittle imp]

I asked it first

[restive talon]

Well im mad bcs they delayed hl3

Forever

[gray glade]

but the reason the panzerfaust was so OP was because ppl hit the critical areas

[restive talon]

And now im sad boo hoo

[gray glade]

and they just increased the effectiveness of that

[west plinth]

Well, you made it sound like you always die instantly, no exceptions, so that sounds likely 🤷

[regal sapphire]

Because they have to follow their set deadline, if not this is gonna become a Star wars Battlefront 2 all over again

[brittle imp]

They have to follow?

Are you shitting me

[dense bone]

the game that sold 7 million copies?

[brittle imp]

You want them to push out crap as long at it meets deadline

Right

Solid logic

[maiden steppe]

idk about you guys but I would NOT like to play a Battlefield where tanks are nothing to be scared of.

[viscid cypress]

Target that can't move and is setup on the top of tank completely exposed, dies instantly
Shocking

[solid hinge]

@gray glade well they have to tweak that then because its too easy to hit a critical areas i guess ? since tanks don't have that defense mechanism to avoid this

[dense bone]

wait, better not say that, might get in trouble

[gray glade]

definately

[brittle imp]

Wait until seeing how long the delay is and why

And then react

All you gotta do is wait till tomorrow

Not long

[regal sapphire]

Is it really too much to ask for an triple A developer to have a decent launch of their first DLC that has been in the works BEFORE the game even released?

[rocky harness]

they buffed panzerfaust? do they even listen to their own community AT ALL?

[amber notch]

Delayed for 4 weeks

[regal sapphire]

Sorry what

[restive talon]

@amber notch ?

[brittle imp]

Confirmed?

[solid hinge]

@amber notch

[gray glade]

i cant believe they buffed it

[amber notch]

Lol

[dense bone]

is it too much to ask to just wait and calm down?

[restive talon]

Are u fucking me

[amber notch]

Probably like two days

[brittle imp]

Pow dont you troll

[rocky harness]

they literally said they buffed it

[brittle imp]

I swear on me mum

[amber notch]

They decreased the damage it does on the front and side

[restive talon]

POW U IDIOT TROLLING THE COMM(IES)UNITY REEE

[west plinth]

@amber notch Some people just like to watch the world burn.

[maiden steppe]

The RTX implementation in Battlefield V isn't all that great.

[amber notch]

Rear is more damage

[maiden steppe]

Go look at Atomic Heart for great RTX

[solid hinge]

if they release it in dec 6th im totally fine with that ....further than that then they are very lazy

[brittle imp]

Rear more damage is good

[jovial cargo]

They said they buffed non-crit damage on vehicles but reduced crit damage

[brittle imp]

Rear should be weak

[amber notch]

I’m not happy it’s delayed

[brittle imp]

Neither am i

[worn cave]

So still two shots for sneakybois 😉

[brittle imp]

But tomorrow we find out

Why and how long

[amber notch]

And not all vehicle cosmetics are coming in this update

Like why

[jovial cargo]

@muted valve I think you have it backwards, they increased front and side and decreased rear

[amber notch]

You can’t change the body of the tank

[regal sapphire]

100% they had already this planned

[amber notch]

Coming soon

[brittle imp]

Right coutin that fits your agenda

1000000%

[restive talon]

Well im happy i didnt got a bethesda grade game

[amber notch]

@jovial cargo rear does more damage, front shots do less

[restive talon]

Like wtf

F76 is trash

[solid hinge]

also they are saving finished company gear that we saw in the closed event gameplay to tides of war ......like wtf? thats so lazy

[brittle imp]

I am glad I never bought fallout76. This game is not trash

[regal sapphire]

If you see on the BF5 menu, the launch of the tides of war service is listed as the 6TH

[brittle imp]

Flawed but not trash

OH NOES

[regal sapphire]

OH NOES, They're already lying to us!

[brittle imp]

Over a few days?

Those bastards

Sue em

[amber notch]

[maiden steppe]

Isn't 2 hit rocket to tank rear something that's always been in the Battlefield series tho

[amber notch]

^

[west plinth]

pmuch

[brittle imp]

Yeah

[solid hinge]

oh boy

the fact that they didn't even add hair to characters as we saw in closed event gameplay and trailers and even in the armory is so trash

[amber notch]

It’s because tanks feel slow

[brittle imp]

Well not in bf1

[solid hinge]

am I excited to play the totally FLAWLESS update

[amber notch]

Turret turn is fucked

[shrewd cosmos]

it has been a loooooong time since i heard oh noes

wow

[gray glade]

remember they also said that panzerfaust now will more easily disable parts of the tank

[shrewd cosmos]

takes me back

[solid hinge]

coming on december 4th for the game Battlefield 5

[gray glade]

like turret, tracks etc

[brittle imp]

Turret turn not fucked?

[maiden steppe]

yeah tanks need to be way tankier then

[regal sapphire]

Not on the 4th anymore Drift

[shrewd cosmos]

sw bf 2 was such a weird fuckin release

[solid hinge]

I know

its a joke

[maiden steppe]

3 hit to the rear damage formula

[amber notch]

As in it’s slow

[regal sapphire]

Oh

[brittle imp]

That is by design

[amber notch]

I know it is.

[brittle imp]

And it makes you mad?

[rose basin]

Where is the patch notes

?

[amber notch]

That’s part of the reason the tanks aren’t good anymore

[shrewd cosmos]

gone

[brittle imp]

As a tanker player I understand why they did that

[shrewd cosmos]

burned in a barrel

[amber notch]

And the fact they feel weak

[brittle imp]

Tanks can still wreck

[solid hinge]

@rose basin they said they will delay patch notes with the update

lol

[brittle imp]

But the panzerfaust needs nerf

Or tank shells stronger

[rose basin]

XD

[amber notch]

Tanks are a walking sponge at times

[regal sapphire]

Panzerfaust was fine before

[karmic imp]

@restive talon oh alright thanks

[brittle imp]

Coutin no

[solid hinge]

I understand the frustration

[regal sapphire]

Oh yes

[brittle imp]

Literally false

[solid hinge]

but literally calling the devs assholes over an update

lmfao

[brittle imp]

From gameplay balance

It made no sense why tanks instadie

[regal sapphire]

If you're dumb enough to get yourself flanked and 2 shotted, it's your fault

[wary mason]

19 members away from 25k members

[amber notch]

Least the planes got some what fixed

[brittle imp]

You want all tanks to fuckinf camp?

That is how you get All tanks to do that

[regal sapphire]

Push with the team, no need for camping

[west plinth]

@regal sapphire Well, you also got 2 shotted from the front, soooooo....?

[amber notch]

@wary mason less ammo for your bomber noob

[brittle imp]

LMAO

[wary mason]

:(

[regal sapphire]

You got 2 shotted from the front if you hit the turret

[amber notch]

[regal sapphire]

Which in my opinion is broken too

[brittle imp]

Push with team get shredded real fast

[solid hinge]

@solid hinge well they shouldn't be called assholes ofc but that update has content that we should have had with the release of the game

[west plinth]

@wary mason Shoo, no distracting here, this discord is in full "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" mode!

[brittle imp]

Pushing behind team works

[regal sapphire]

I've seen tankers do just fine pushing with their team

[brittle imp]

Coutin you literally got zero logic

Obvioisly dont know tanking

[amber notch]

Last tiger skin looks sexy

[brittle imp]

Adios amigos

[regal sapphire]

I vividly remember a game on Aerodrome

[worn cave]

lol you def can't get two-shotted in the turret and die 😛

maybe in a damned 38t or a staghound

[gray glade]

but you will be more vulnerable as a tanker now

[wintry vapor]

will there be a BR in future??

[sacred junco]

I hate the fact that I can't even fight tanks with other tanks

assaults do a better job of it

[maiden steppe]

when will they add ducking to the top gunner seat on tanks

[amber notch]

Br is next year

[brittle imp]

Tanks are not awful but panzerfaust should not melt tiger in 3 shots

[solid hinge]

thats true @solid hinge but literally slamming your keyboard in anger going ''WE DIDN'T GET THE UPDATE REE REE REE THEY ARE FIXING BUGS REE REE REE'' is ridiculous

[amber notch]

Like early next year

[minor gale]

Discord mentioned again ❤

[restive talon]

@brittle imp ur right so winston

[maiden steppe]

i just instakill any top tank gunner

[brittle imp]

Heavy tanks should not get melted frontally ezpz

[worn cave]

@solid hinge are you honestly surprised, lol. Bunch of children

[brittle imp]

There is reason you see so little heavy tanks

[gray glade]

yeah

[brittle imp]

Light tanks 2 or 3 hits is fine

[maiden steppe]

LUL answers.ea.com

[brittle imp]

Medium 4 or 5. Two if rear shots

[solid hinge]

@worn cave I was surprised over the fact that people went apeshit in a battlefield 5 group

[brittle imp]

Medium I say 4 decent shots should kill

[solid hinge]

its almost as if they witchhunt developers

[gray glade]

Tanks will prolly be more defensive now with the panzerfaust buff

[wintry vapor]

waiting for thr BR then ill buy this

[worn cave]

lol what a thing to wait for

[regal sapphire]

You should wait anyway Ajin, it's already on sale

[worn cave]

the core game mode 🙄

[sacred junco]

At least that proves to someone this place isn't a circlejerk

[brittle imp]

What core game mode?

They said BR was coming later

[restive talon]

BR as a gamemode

[brittle imp]

That was never hidden

[worn cave]

I was being sarcastic about battle royale @brittle imp

[gray glade]

how many tankers will feel secure knowing that a single panzerfaust hit will prolly completely disable their turret

[restive talon]

U have pubg for that

[solid hinge]

I mean, I don't agree with everything the developers do & tbh I agree the marketing was shit

but uhh

i mean do they really have to put the game mode rush in tides of war ? thats just too lazy for me

[maiden steppe]

These DICE community managers are acting like they're great friends with the community omegalul

[shrewd cosmos]

im gonna CUM

[restive talon]

But still a nice addition

[solid hinge]

literally giving developers flak over an update

[sacred junco]

I don't get why ppl want rush so badly

[brittle imp]

I feel bad for dice tbh

[sacred junco]

Its just breakthrough with setting a bomb at this point

[brittle imp]

This isnt in their control

[regal sapphire]

I don't, they dug their own grave

[brittle imp]

Coutin you are being an ass

[solid hinge]

I feel bad for the fact that people want their heads on a silver platter

[brittle imp]

You act like dice calls all the shots

[hazy acorn]

They do

[maiden steppe]

I like Rush because it doesn't matter if people zerg onto a single point if they can't protect a simple bomb site

[brittle imp]

Like every single one of them give no fucks

[solid hinge]

almost as if they expect everything to release flawlessly

[hazy acorn]

Theyre the developers

[gray glade]

coutin: you realize that its prolly EA pressuring them real hard right?

[maiden steppe]

The zerging gets old in Breakthrough and Conquest

[brittle imp]

Do not call all of them shit for a few bad apples

[regal sapphire]

EA has the release set, DICE can atleast fix the bugs before the launch and reduce the content then

[brittle imp]

Oh it is that simple eh?

Amazing

[dense bone]

theres hundreds of people at dice, a few key people are causing problems, the majority are just doing what they are told

[regal sapphire]

I prefer to have a smaller content drop that actually drops than having something with more content that gets delayed for bugs

[restive talon]

I like how coutin is complaining like fixes and everything are done in a second lol

[brittle imp]

Exactly

[west plinth]

Yeah, coding is simple

[gray glade]

im guessing the crazy customization stuff and releasing the game a bit early is an EA thing

[worn cave]

The set release dates for ToW would be spaced further apart and allow for further devtesting time if it was up to DICE I'm sure @regal sapphire

[restive talon]

Thinhs take time

And with a game this large

And this physics engine

[brittle imp]

Yeah

[sacred junco]

could be like R* who have an perfectionist producers that delays development by scrapping and backtracking a lot and making employees work 100 hours a week

[restive talon]

I dont think so pal

[dense bone]

i feel bad for any game dev in this day and age

[brittle imp]

This isnt minecraft

Same here

[regal sapphire]

They've been developing this update from before the release of the actual game

[west plinth]

If bugs.present=1 then set bugs.fixed=1; Easy, I saved BF:V 🤦

[sacred junco]

probably another year woulnd't have been bad for DICE

[brittle imp]

All these kids get on discord and rage and rage

Cause they got nothing else to do

But be pissed off

[restive talon]

Yes they are developing a update for 5 years now

Im still waiting hmm

Theyre fixing bug just found out

[dense bone]

then tell you that you suck dick and cry when you throw anything back at them

[worn cave]

@regal sapphire I'd like to see you "develop the update" faster lol

[restive talon]

Thats awesome

[regal sapphire]

You guys are so dense it's incredible, I'm out

[solid hinge]

@brittle imp and comes the kid who gets triggered by mad kids

[cerulean dock]

@brittle imp complaining about kids crying because he has nothing else to do

[regal sapphire]

Yu

Yup*

[brittle imp]

@cerulean dock nope

[regal sapphire]

The 3 guys do

[brittle imp]

I got home from work

[restive talon]

Just leave if u want

[cerulean dock]

nobody cares

[brittle imp]

Went to check discord

[restive talon]

We dont care

[solid hinge]

more so because you guys are acting like its the end of the world

[west plinth]

/r/gamingcirclejerk

[dense bone]

im still at work, im not using my own time on particulars

[brittle imp]

@cerulean dock you care my dude. You typed that shit out. Gg

[regal sapphire]

Do you really have nothing else better to do than to complain about kids in this discord server?

[brittle imp]

I came on here after work and see coutin yelling again

[cerulean dock]

nobody.cares.

[brittle imp]

Been here what like 20 mins?

So nice try

[regal sapphire]

20 mins you could've done something useful

[restive talon]

Its almost midnight

[solid hinge]

you cared enough to comment

[wary mason]

Guys, guys, take a few breaths

[solid hinge]

@brittle imp you wasted 20 mins complaining about kids ?

[brittle imp]

@solid hinge waiting to go on my date

Eh why not

[cerulean dock]

SURE

[restive talon]

[regal sapphire]

What a chad

[brittle imp]

Keep trying

[solid hinge]

lmao

[cerulean dock]

the betaest of the betas

going on a date

[brittle imp]

Well adios

[wary mason]

Have fun pepper!

[solid hinge]

@brittle imp well i hope it goes well for you

[wary mason]

[restive talon]

hasta siempre @brittle imp

[cerulean dock]

adios

[shrewd cosmos]

[west plinth]

Don't be silly, wrap your willy

[worn cave]

^

[restive talon]

Ea with swbf2 is my pfp

[solid hinge]

@brittle imp just don't complain about kids during the date cuz that might lead to something bad

[brittle imp]

@solid hinge blocked.

[shrewd cosmos]

my best friends a butcher he carries 16 knives

[regal sapphire]

LOL

[solid hinge]

lmao

[cerulean dock]

F

[restive talon]

Eh not even impressed

16 knives

Thats for babies

[solid hinge]

16 mg42s

[cerulean dock]

right cya

[solid hinge]

oh a useless person blocked me im so sad

[restive talon]

Wait till u see someone come in a cafe with 2 machetes

[shrewd cosmos]

yeah i carry my mg42 with me everywhere i go

[worn cave]

16 throwing knives for recon pls buff ammo!

[solid hinge]

this is so sad can we get 50 likes

[shrewd cosmos]

no

[solid hinge]

I have an mg42 under my pillow

[restive talon]

Totally drunk

[west plinth]

@solid hinge Sounds like reloading is for idiots. I just throw away my MG42 and get the next one

[solid hinge]

yes

[restive talon]

I was like monkas go out plz

[shrewd cosmos]

you can get RICARDO tho

if only i could post images

[solid hinge]

R I C A R D O M I L O S

[shrewd cosmos]

[restive talon]

RICARDO MILOS

Jesus so much gachi

Anything on reddit for bf update?

[gray glade]

ppl sad about the delay but angered about the panzerfaust buff

thats pretty much bf reddit atm

[wild oxide]

Yeah, there's a sneak peek for the Update. It doesn't list everything that will come with it, but it does a give a good look

https://www.reddit.com/r/BattlefieldV/comments/a1w0da/battlefield_v_weekly_debrief_november_30th/

[solid hinge]

Oh shit

The update is delayed until dec 5th

Apparantly?

[shrewd cosmos]

blocked

[gray glade]

where did u get the dec 5th date?

[solid hinge]

date is unspecified

won't be too long

Gonna save my last 4 trial hours for The Last Tiger

@solid hinge 👌

[sacred hull]

is there a way to disable women in bf5 yet

or is it coming or

[dry nymph]

@sacred hull You want wheelchairs too?

[solid hinge]

oh wow

blocked

[sacred hull]

oh yes please

i would love weelchairs

xD

[solid hinge]

there are still people who make jokes about women in bfv

[sacred hull]

im not joking

[west plinth]

You're still salty?

[solid hinge]

where are the frying pans as melee? x--DDD

thats even worse

[dry nymph]

Wat year is it?

[sacred hull]

im not it just ruins the immersion for me

i love the game

[timber goblet]

im salty cuz dec 4 isnt my nut day

[west plinth]

Muh immersion

[maiden steppe]

i mean the art direction of BFV is what caused its sales drop so much so gg

[sacred hull]

i ask one simple question and i get attacked instantly

[maiden steppe]

namely the women

[sacred hull]

ask yourself why the bf community is the best

[solid hinge]

@sacred hull i understand but im fine with that

if the delay is for early next year I'll drop the game

[restive talon]

Im mad bcs i took a day off for this

[solid hinge]

i actually think its cool to have women in bfv

just my opinion

[sacred hull]

lol

[arctic quiver]

@restive talon I took 2 days off for it

[restive talon]

And then no update

[sacred hull]

well cool

[solid hinge]

I mean, its a cosmetic option

so

im not a person who really cares about historic accuracy

[remote helm]

its not historically accurate

[solid hinge]

uhh you can have my boi HELMUT

[arctic quiver]

Fucking bastards!!!

[sacred hull]

i just want an option to disable them

[remote helm]

true

[junior iris]

do anyone know how long the update will be delayed?

[dense bone]

@remote helm were NO women in the war?

[sacred hull]

like if u turn the option one one of the female characters would be coded to get replaced by one of the males*

[maiden steppe]

I play this game to shoot people and blow things up, but I also acknowledge that a ton of people are pissed with ww2 women on frontlines, and that ain't good for longevity

[gray glade]

they didnt say yet @junior iris

but prolly just a day or two

[remote helm]

russia had sniper women

[junior iris]

ok

[remote helm]

thats it

[sacred hull]

@remote helm who historically didnt perform well at all and were disbanded later in the war

[solid hinge]

yep

germany had women at the end of the war too

[maiden steppe]

i know well that ethnic minorities and women were present in the war, sniper women in russia most notably

[sacred hull]

yeah because germany was fucked at the end of the war

they were scraping the barrel

[solid hinge]

Actually female snipers performed better than male snipers

[dense bone]

in the odd chance that not a single other women took arms, there were women in the war

[solid hinge]

in the USSR

[sacred hull]

no they didnt haha

[maiden steppe]

but the presentation of these unfamiliar concepts is just...

[sacred hull]

look it up man

[maiden steppe]

awful tbh

[sacred hull]

and its not as if you see women in ww2 blitzkreiging france yanno?

xD

[dense bone]

do they have to be only russian sniper women?

[remote helm]

some sites say female snipers were better some say nope

[maiden steppe]

it's nothing like Women's Battalion of Death or Harlem Hellfighters presentation in BF1

it looks more forced

[solid hinge]

yea its just forced

[dense bone]

i didnt think it was forced

[sacred hull]

well okay

[solid hinge]

its cool

[sacred hull]

thanks for not answering me question lads

😄

[maiden steppe]

o no

[dense bone]

just thought it was the story dice wanted to tell, they didnt want to do the same shooter they have done before

[dry nymph]

They didn't specify anything about disabling women, they got better things to fix now

[remote helm]

females in ww2 only flew planes from the factory to a hanger they never fought in em

at least for america

[sacred hull]

obviously

im gonna love the update tomorrow

from what i've heard it fixes all of my complaints

[solid hinge]

its delayed

[sacred hull]

what?

[solid hinge]

yes

[sacred hull]

for when

[dry nymph]

Not sure

[west plinth]

#game-news

[solid hinge]

@sacred hull RIP

[dense bone]

i wonder if the same people that are mad about women in bfv get mad at arma for not having women in those games

[sacred hull]

overture?

thats tides of war right?

or wrong

[solid hinge]

the whole update yeah

[remote helm]

nope i hate historical inaccuracy

[solid hinge]

@remote helm well expect it from battlefield

[dry nymph]

They said something about an update tomorrow at the end of the stream

[solid hinge]

its about authenticity

[dense bone]

then why no women in arma games?

[gray glade]

they will talk about the delay tomorrow

[dense bone]

are women not in modern wars?

[shrewd cosmos]

when are they adding in 70 year old men and women

[solid hinge]

^

and 14 year old kids

[remote helm]

bf 4 and bf 1943 where great on accuracy

[solid hinge]

@dense bone ikr

[sacred hull]

just got the delay msg on my game

haha

[solid hinge]

Volkssturm

[dense bone]

imo, if youre complaining about women in bfv, complain about no women in arma

[solid hinge]

bf 4 ???

wtf ?

what was that ?

Who cares about arma

whataboutism

most of us dont even play that game

[shrewd cosmos]

yea remember when china invaded the US

[midnight nimbus]

lmao, BF4 and great historical accuracy

[dense bone]

a game has to be popular for you to have a complaint?

[solid hinge]

lol

[shrewd cosmos]

u know modern warfare 2 was historically acurate too

[solid hinge]

bf 4 is like a ww3 game

[midnight nimbus]

the game with a fictional setting has great historical accuracy

[split plank]

BF1942 was so historically accurate

[shrewd cosmos]

the russian invasion of THE USA in 2008

[sacred junco]

Man MW is so funny in retrospect

How does Russia invade everyone

[split plank]

Bears

[solid hinge]

Russia even invades china in bf4

[sacred junco]

They invade America in the east coast then attack Europe

[solid hinge]

bro, Makarov

[shrewd cosmos]

lol

[solid hinge]

how did they even get to the east coas

t

lmao

[restive talon]

Bro HOTLINE MIAMI

[sacred junco]

Besieging Paris and Berlin at the same time

[gray glade]

wait, they attacked the EAST coast?

[shrewd cosmos]

yea

[solid hinge]

the US airforce would have destroyed the whole russian fleet

[shrewd cosmos]

burger king

[sacred junco]

They literally bombed DC

[solid hinge]

I think its time

before they even got close

if we dive into the LORE of mw

[shrewd cosmos]

https://youtu.be/Iq3iJdfIuyo

[digital bison]

how do you create a clan in game?

[sacred junco]

CoD4 was somewhat somber and sensible

Then it became full on Bay/Schumaker

[solid hinge]

Why dont we get missions like "no russian"

anymore

that shit was fun lol

[rocky verge]

True

[solid hinge]

mowing down civilians by the hundreds without repercussions

[gray glade]

#general for non BF stuff btw

[remote helm]

don't forget the Chinese invasion of American islands

[wild oxide]

@digital bison When you're in the main menu, there should be some options on the left hand side of your menu, there will be an option called "Platoon" select that and there will be a Create Platoon button

[solid hinge]

How many people you wanna bet are gonna REEEE at the one plane cosmetic item they showed off during the livestream

[long bear]

im already reeeeing at the price of those skins

[solid hinge]

The one with that face on it

[west plinth]

They didn't show any StuKa skins, I am upset :c

[solid hinge]

does medic get new guns?

[sacred junco]

Did see 7/9 in the replace weapon tab

[warm locust]

update delayed

[sacred junco]

On stream

Didnt see an actual gun tho

[warm locust]

I have nothing to say

but screw u dice

[solid hinge]

uh man i hoped if they replace these war stories with a big german story line

[split plank]

Tbh the problems probably came last minute

I dont think it would be their fault

[limber anchor]

I saw something that said it coming on the 5th instead but idk

It might have been a typo

[split plank]

If that's correct then it's only one day

So no biggie

[west plinth]

XBox twitter said it'd come out on the 5th, but I wouldnt rely on that

[warm locust]

my 1907sf mastery assignment just came out a bug

[wild oxide]

Well the Announcement says we'll get more news tomorrow, so hopefully it'll be out on the 5th

[warm locust]

I finished the assignment

[gray glade]

btw, did they mention a performance buff?

[warm locust]

but no skin

[west plinth]

@gray glade Yeah

[gray glade]

for all platforms?

[solid hinge]

I’m not gonna lie, that livestream gave me less hope for tides of war

[west plinth]

Don't think so, only PC, mainly for RTX

[zinc bane]

how about a sound buff it cuts out all the time

[warm locust]

and I cant even find the golden plate after that

[rocky verge]

Is the live stream still able to rewatch for the stream?

I missed it

Or once done they dont let you watch it

[gray glade]

i dunno @solid hinge the game hasnt been out for even a month yet and and we're getting a new map and practice range and prolly some skins and stuff?

seems alright to me

for BF1 we waited like half a year for something new

[shrewd cosmos]

RTX on

[solid hinge]

I heard that you only have a limited time to unlock the weapons

[shrewd cosmos]

is like flame on/off from fantastic 4

[rocky verge]

If it's like the beta tides of war

Then allight just do quest

[wild oxide]

@rocky verge https://www.twitch.tv/videos/344229294

[rocky verge]

Thank you flying fur thing

[wild oxide]

I am the christmas möth

[rocky verge]

No Lämp for u

[wary mason]

💡

[shrewd cosmos]

kurwa

[wary mason]

Good moth

[shrewd cosmos]

lämp

lömp

[solid hinge]

Who thought the time limited unlock for weapons was a good idea

It’s really not

[wary mason]

Oh yeah im not a fan of that

But we'll see soon how it turns out

[long bear]

what happened during the BF1 Apoc DLC release? I dont remember

[slate zephyr]

I think the unlocks will come back juat giver u more reason to play if u miss one

[rocky verge]

So of hydra becomes a Christmas hydra how many Santa hats will they wear

[solid hinge]

And the skins for vehicles have insane prices in terms of company coins

[rocky verge]

[shrewd cosmos]

bf 1 had the terrible terrible terrible assignments to unlock guns

[solid hinge]

Which isn’t bad but I could see them trying to milk cash out of people with the heavy grinding

[shrewd cosmos]

iirc bf 4’s karkand dlc had it too

[solid hinge]

it was fine for me

[worn cave]

They said that time-limited unlocks for weapons and actual content would always be unlockable through alternative means, I took that as "more of a grind to unlock but stil possible after the event"

[solid hinge]

https://twitter.com/mrprowestie/status/1069709715284914176?s=12

[worn cave]

did the Ch 1 stream state otherwise?

[west plinth]

@shrewd cosmos BF3 had a few shit ones too

[shrewd cosmos]

o yea right

[solid hinge]

And this has me wondering if the dice developers know how to play their own games

[shrewd cosmos]

dumb ideas anyway

[cerulean dock]

GUYS AHAHAHAH https://imgur.com/a/iQ5YKAL WHAT THE FUCK

What is that

Zoom in

[solid hinge]

LOL

[minor gale]

Best one

[cerulean dock]

Please let me post the picture here without imgur compressing

[long bear]

old news

[cerulean dock]

Then take my permission away

[solid hinge]

so the weapons are actually unlockable

after 1 week?

[worn cave]

they stated that weapons would be unlockable after timed events previously, 100%

[regal sapphire]

Yeah, in another event

[worn cave]

I didn't save tweet links or reddit URL's or anything

[regal sapphire]

Which could take months for all we know

[worn cave]

@regal sapphire you're basing that off of nothing though, same as me

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[long bear]

When is DICE LA gonna get involved and fix this mess of a game?

[solid hinge]

the last thing i'd want

[regal sapphire]

Yeah same as you

[solid hinge]

is for this to turn into cod ww2

where you could get dlc guns in only a specific timeframe

[slate zephyr]

Lol @cerulean dock

[solid hinge]

Woah there chill @shrewd cosmos

Is that allowed <@&174949751152836608>

[strong gorge]

Timed events sounds great!

[long bear]

Ding Dong

[shrewd cosmos]

what did i do wrong

ding dong bannu

[strong gorge]

Time to weed out the casuals from the actual gamers

[solid hinge]

You know that’s racist right?

[keen dagger]

How long will the delay last?

[long bear]

Games rise up

[worn cave]

Gameplay items missed in any chapter will be reseeded into the game in various ways, so players will always be able to earn those gameplay items they may have missed.```

[shrewd cosmos]

what is

[solid hinge]

I mean im all for getting that bread gamers

[worn cave]

^that's all we know

[solid hinge]

but damn

[strong gorge]

cracks knuckles

[solid hinge]

What you said above

a homie got real life

[long bear]

You're supposed to censor it ricardo

[shrewd cosmos]

my man why are u blowing this up for no reason @solid hinge

[solid hinge]

That’s racist

[shrewd cosmos]

snitcjes get stitches

[solid hinge]

That’s why?

[long bear]

ur face is racist

[shrewd cosmos]

especially in my gym

[keen dagger]

Guys what's wrong with the update?

[long bear]

hes the boss of this gym

[solid hinge]

Well that’s not the way it looks

[shrewd cosmos]

i’m the boss of this fucking gym

[worn cave]

@keen dagger it has "a problem"

lol

[solid hinge]

@keen dagger #game-news

rise & grind gamers

[keen dagger]

@solid hinge yeah ik that dumbass but it doesn't tell u what the problem is rest

Reet*

[solid hinge]

yeet

no need to be so hostile, he was just trying to help

[wild oxide]

Ricardo, don't post stereotypical/vaguely racist comments. And don't post off-topic comments or links here.

[solid hinge]

[keen dagger]

Well it's pretty obvious that I already checked it

[fathom pebble]

[shrewd cosmos]

get out of that uhh

[keen dagger]

Or else I wouldn't know in the first place

[shrewd cosmos]

jabroni outfit

[solid hinge]

I mean, you could've worded it nicer

instead of calling him a dumbass

[long bear]

uh ohs

[keen dagger]

Well he is one for not noticing common sense practically

[open raptor]

Was there a patch or something I got -15 FPS

[solid hinge]

new nvidia drivers

[long bear]

gachimuchi is always on topic

[wild oxide]

As much as I appreciate Billy myself, don't post him in here. This is #battlefield-legacy-titles

[shrewd cosmos]

sad

[split plank]

No this is Call of Duty

[shrewd cosmos]

where can i post him @wild oxide

#general?

[cold trail]

@solid hinge Is what allowed?

[long bear]

cinematic screenshots would be my bet

[solid hinge]

this is Sparta...

@cold trail some dude said some racist crap

It got deleted but that’s what happened

[shrewd cosmos]

i did not mean it racistly

i was gonna go ding dong bannu

u do know that one right @solid hinge

[gaunt blaze]

If I take 30mg of dbol daily for 3 weeks, do I start PCT on week 4, then start again on week 6 (taking the 45mg of winstrol for the same period)? Scared of combining it with a Nandrolone cycle or do I have separate cycles on a monthly basis?

[strong gorge]

lol

[solid hinge]

has dice/ea said anything about hair for the gals?

i know its a minor thing but yea

[clever tulip]

would the flowing of hair add a lot of complexity to the coding?

[solid hinge]

Well it wouldn’t go well with people @solid hinge

yea i gotcha, if they ever add an option for no headgear id want some hair, not only for the girls but for the dudes as well

then again they do have other more important stuff to worry about

@clever tulip i dont know like anything about coding but would it be kinda similar as to how the ammo box on the hades set would flail around?

[icy sluice]

I'd like just a bun tbh

[solid hinge]

yea same here i can see why like should length wouldnt be ok

or even the girl in the main screen her hair would work

[strong parrot]

guy trying to hawk his youtube sniper montage..took me 20 hr to edit a 4 min video!

at the start of my round... "so youre saying you had to cut a lot of shit footage ok"

[spiral adder]

@clever tulip it was in the alpha xD

[strong parrot]

rip...used a lvl 3 mp40 for the whole round and got top score by over 2k..

[solid hinge]

hahaha wtf is this

https://www.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/a2sz4q/do_we_know_if_higherups_at_eadice_have_any_mental/

Questioning if the people at DICE have mental issues

wew

that's taking it up a notch

lol

Am I the only one in BF5 who Ignores dying female characters

[strong gorge]

nope, I also dont revive them

[solid hinge]

Kek

[strong gorge]

those perverts for playing females

[solid hinge]

made by

Male Gang

[fathom pebble]

what if they're actual girls

[solid hinge]

Then we still dont revive them

[fathom pebble]

how can you tell?

[solid hinge]

You dont

You just

Ignore them

[fathom pebble]

this is gold comedy level

[solid hinge]

@strong gorge u won't revive me if im a sexy female soldier with an mg42?

[strong gorge]

I'll take your gun

but thats it

[solid hinge]

wow rude

;c

Women dont belong in WW2
Made by
Historical Accuracy Gang

[fathom pebble]

no they gonna die while trying to see if you're one or not

[solid hinge]

lmao

[fathom pebble]

then they end up on reddit bitching how they die alot and the game sucks

[celest pumice]

Wow all the new weapons are going to be time gated

[fathom pebble]

https://twitter.com/Braddock512/status/1069740996936708096

Braddock is Home!! (@Braddock512)

@FrostbiteCaps @MrProWestie @DazsBF If you complete it during the Weekly Challenge, you'll get it immediately. The other means to unlock will roll out later.

Twitter

[celest pumice]

So if you don’t unlock that weapon in the time it’s assignment is up you loose it and have to wait that’s terrible

[fathom pebble]

basically if you don't unlock by then I guess they'll make like an assigment for it later on

still prefer the old style from BF3/4/1

[celest pumice]

Agreed

[strong parrot]

as long as the assignment isnt something totally insane

[celest pumice]

I mean it kinda fucks the guys like me that spend 10 hrs in the shop M-F and play 3-4 hrs a night after my kids are in bed lol wtf man

[fathom pebble]

maybe they'll do the after assigment something simple or like the tides or war version

[strong gorge]

3-4 hours are perfectly doable everyday

except for weekends

[strong parrot]

like half of the bf1 assignments were bore your face off easy and then half of them were like wtf why do I have to juggle a pug on the D point on monte grappa while shooting a pistol at a tank and killing it

[celest pumice]

that’s a estimate lol it’s not every day unfortunately lol

BF1 was the only BF i didn’t play since 1942

[solid hinge]

Any news on the delay

[celest pumice]

i’m looking now as soon as i find anything i’ll for sure let y’all know

[open raptor]

Which Spritfire is better for hunting planes?

VA VB?

[celest pumice]

Infantry 4 LiFe !! lol

[clever tulip]

no offense, but i hate doing assignments and developer designed goals. i get the idea and why it can be a fun carrot on a stick for the day to day grind.

but i won't be able to unlock the gun unless i do specific assignments?

[regal sapphire]

Yeah I just want to play with a new gun

I don't want to wait for a week to unlock it

[solid hinge]

yo since they are delaying the update when is coming?

[regal sapphire]

We don't know yet

[solid hinge]

welp

that sucks

[strong gorge]

wasnt it dec 5 instead

someone said it awhile ago

[regal sapphire]

It was a rumour

They haven't said it yet

[strong gorge]

oh really

sucks

man I wanted to play the german campaign

first time I'd see one. Interested on what the take is

if they're going to exclude the jews thing, since they already opted out of showing nazi symbolism

[solid hinge]

I think I said that

[fathom pebble]

@strong gorge Dice has done previously a ww2 game containing Germany as a faction

Battlefield 1942

[solid hinge]

but I deleted the post since it wasn't dec 5th

[fathom pebble]

and they didnt included it aswell

[strong gorge]

@upbeat scroll yeah but I meant as a campaign

[fathom pebble]

they chose to use the wehrmacht insignia

[solid hinge]

yeah there's a campaign

bf1942 german map with bots

you can emotionally bond with the bots too

[fathom pebble]

the people you see hanged in the trailer could be a traitor german soldier, an american soldier but anything is possible

[solid hinge]

I thought it was some sort of looter

got caught by the german soldiers

[fathom pebble]

I have no clue or we don't untill we play the War Story for more detailed understanding

Also completing all challanges and grabbing all letters in this War Story grants you a unique Tiger 1 skin for MP

[strong gorge]

sucks, I really want to see a company have a take in a german campaign story

[icy sluice]

You can unlock The Last Tiger skin in MP

[strong gorge]

it'd be fun to see how they juggle historical accuracy, not becoming too much of an apologist story, and censorship

[solid hinge]

lets hope everything comes out the 6th

[fathom pebble]

Think DICE said before about it they aren't making more War Stories which is a bit sad which would be cool see some of the asia/pacific theater

also this is the skin granted for those completing The Last Tiger War story with all challanges completed and grabbed all the letters

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dth9XHKWkAA7zAo.jpg

[solid hinge]

whats the video?

[strong gorge]

skin for the worst tank in the game

[solid hinge]

I thought the last tiger was going to be about a bunch of neo nazis stealing the actual last tiger from a ww2 museum

[strong gorge]

wrong movie

you're thinking of the one that stared brad pitt

[solid hinge]

they did but ot had no gas or air cover

i would be fine with that as a mission

4 dudes in wife beaters go to steal a tank hell yea

[rocky verge]

Wonder what the challanges are for last tiger

Or is there none

Ah nvm

I scrolled up

[merry sleet]

anybody knows if there will be more lvl cap after this update?

[digital bison]

how are the tulip rockets for the staghound?

[icy sluice]

This update won't change the level cap

[merry sleet]

oh man...

[icy sluice]

It'll probably get raised in the future though or something

[digital bison]

I'd imagine the next major update after this will do it.

[merry sleet]

its prretty sad that u can reach max lvl within like 30h of gameplay...

[digital bison]

nvm saw a vid of tulip dumbfires and those are sick

[solid hinge]

so its not coming tomorrow?

[sullen tartan]

yeah confirmed delaying the update

I dont even want to go REEEEEE anymore, now its just disappointing what is happening to BF

[solid hinge]

@lunar lion 😍😍😍

[icy sluice]

They ran into a bit of a snag

Honestly, it's much better than to hold onto the update to fix the issue that would uhh... make them delay it rather than run the update with an issue that would be this big