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Sorry my phone died
Damn

Woah
Oof
Nosn't
Horni’nt






I saw that
Did you now?
Creamy bagguette = best waifu
@plucky sparrow Oi what tf
Woah woh....
You said that
Was is irrelevant
I saw moon chan be horni

Let's take a look with your baguette time machine
You know what
Fuck it
Gimme your baguette
I'll make it extra creamy and juicy for you

i summon all people named steven to message me....
no
Yush

This chat is more weirder than BFEE's offtopic channel 

Lol
ewwww trench runner changed his profile pic 🤮
You know it hun
That is a Yugoslavian soldier
ewwww trench runner changed his profile pic 🤮
what you didn't notice me changing it multiple times
the other one was better
Woah
the one with the guy wearing the ww1 helmet
which one the German with his rifle, gas mask, and bayonet or the classy Doughboy one?
This one?
That's a Doughboy sir 
that dosen't look like a brit from close up tho i thought it was
now put that one on
what u typing an essay
There are a lot similarities with (British) Tommies and (American) Doughboys, but the major difference that tell them apart is where their gas mask is located. Tommies had their gas masks on their backs or their sides and Doughboys always had their gas masks on the front.
ok
thank you, this has been my TED Talk
nah m8, don't wanna keep the same thing for too long because it becomes stale imo
🥺
ok
thats why pickle rick is too good
he never gets stale he is a pickle he stays nice and moist
😉
I cannot remember the battlefield set in WW2
that sounded dirty ngl
It had wake island as map and guadalcanal
I think it's 1942
Was first battlefield game I played online
On PS3...memories
Sad nobody plays it anymore
probably bec its 18 years old
Yeah because it has classic zombies maps
true and i love hacking in it sooo funny but no point bec everyone else does
hacking in zombies is boring tho
What's the best gun yet on bf4
Phantom bow
Gotta say it again this game is amazing. Just finished the campaign where the French soldiers fought for the chateu and it was amazing.
Not pistol
Boy is that not a gun
Yea but i mean rifles shotguns machineguns
Etc
Anyway you barely no nothing but bullshit
I thought here are some pro players to ask but nah
Are you saying camping in a corner with an mg42 isnt what pro’s do?
That implies you are trying to hit something with it
Suppressive fire all day baby
I thought here are some pro players to ask but nah
bruh

p0g
Ah
Hi Cali 
Dont forget PAX is live with a special discord until the 20th

Someone asked for my mom's phone number but I gave him a random police department phone number lmao
Lol

alderaan was not the impostor
You fucked up 
i summon all stevens to message me...
no

wish someone lived near me to go get me breakfast and a coffee
Haha
meanwhile mtc only has one role lol
yes.
Why can't dinosaurs clap.
Cause they're dead.
Lol
Needs more jpeg
Donates 12345 pixels to Mr Asian
Your jokes are too much
I don’t often roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually my ankle
Yeet
Donates 12345 pixels to Mr Asian
Nice lol
hits the feels 
Damn that cut in a little too deep 
Disney 
does any one still play bf1 just to fly planes?
Hardline can go find a fat one
Hello
I can't seem to make it past the 2 tanks in singapore
like 2 tanks attack me and i cant get past them
nono
Report the bug
they attack me and i cant fight them
Wait ill do it for u
One second
idk
Done
i just took an american tank and to get to the airfield you have to hit both of them
but i cant defeat them
They will think im trolling them now
how do i defeat them
Thanks alot
🤣
just destroy them
anyways
I CANT
like my tank is on fire even before i go to the hill behind the mall
and a 1v2 is kinda impossible
do you always stay on your tank?
Me?
I kinda just leave and use the rocket launcher just because the tank has a bigger hit box and I would just get fucked. So I can hit 1 or 2 shots with the tank, leave and then use the RPG or SMAW that is with me
the tank is mostly for transport and if you wait, the tank auto repairs iirc
hello
This is the last time u embarrass me like this


Squid for me, this was a massive fail
Lol

Also, which Battlefield had Singapore as a map?
I wont say
@next hound BF4 had a campaign mission in Singapore
Cool
you never played it?
I never played bf4 lol
bf4 was good
Thats why I always pop up for bf1 and bfv discussions
I've never played BF1 but know some things and I played like 5 hours max of BFV lol
Lol
but I know some things too

I mean I think the BF1 war stories were better than BFV's
because only the Norwegian girl and the Last Tiger were good
Thanks
my fav Battlefield is still BC2 and the best of all I would say it's BF3
https://youtu.be/hOB4q01VCVg this is where boys became men
how is everyone?
dying
hooh
casual aussie bird? 
Blargh
bruhttlefield
Day two of trying to create my own plane livery, the plane isnt deleted but it has no textures
https://i.petersmk2.com/zBZbKUy.jpg

I was about to start it up
might give up on creating a plane skin soon
this is too confusing
These are confusing times
this looks so weird
I give up
looks a bit like warp drive engines 
Ok now I'm hungry again
Gn
I'm going to sell my appendix for the 3080
why do u like stitch so much
Tbh it is a lovely pic
Stitch is my life
!!when are the bf news coming
Soon™

There is a spy among us
Scout did it, I saw him vent
tfw Among Us is a game from 2018
and just became popular because of streamers

while I've found the game back in April 2019
“can i offer you a cartoon bean man in these trying times?”
also is it that old? damn
tbf it’s a well done version of the concept
I recognize that jump scare
Would be surprised if someone doesn't
i didn't but was tired enough to have to watch it a second time through to realize what happened lol
this video is where my trust issues began 
it’s one where i know the start of the video and that there is a jump scare but not what it was lol
yeah that’s what i thought it was too
do you guys remember those apps where you would setup it up and if you clicked on the screen it would do a jumpscare of some sort
i have a few jumpscare memes saved but they’re more “unexpectedly loud” scary
speaking of jumpscares i have a very funny memory attached to one from the scorch trial movie
went to see it with some friends when it came out and there’s a scene where you know one of the zombie things is going to jump out but you’re just waiting for it
and when it did happen my friend launched out of his seat screaming
lmao
not quite the same thing but i’ve seen some videos of people playing FNAF VR and i don’t think i could handle it
Twitch Streamers have it the worst. No clue why anyone would wanna have audio donations enabled.
i sometimes get jumpscared by a sniper in bfv so i doubt i could handle some creepy animatronics leaping out of a corner at me
I got scared by a literal fly buzzing sound effect in Hamada once
in games when an enemy jumps right in front of my line of sight i get panicked and sometimes jumpscared lol
it’s like loud sudden deaths that get me
if i get headshot by a sniper out of the blue, or there’s an AMR hiding somewhere who just nails me
bc those shits are loud
it's just when there's literally no warning or any reason to think it'll happen
that always gets me
or random ass tank shells from a mile away
Or when ur just chilling and some guy misses his sniper shot but that slap of the bullet is loud af
especially when you’re behind cover, you think you’re safe but there’s some sneaky boi with an angle on you
Hello there
General kenobi

you are a bold one
Hello

A fellow tea drinker

How are you?

good lad
oof
MY LITTLE SHIT OF A SISTER DRANK THE LAST ONE
enjoy your heathen bean juice
I only have OJ
Now I’m thinking of heating up an energy drink and putting a tea bag
sneeze hi bois
Hi
@jolly folio dont...
DO NOT
please dont
DO THAT,FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT
Well now you have to do it
You may be coughs deemed a heretic and killed by everyone who like tea
that's what I call death
Same
Either monster tea flavored or bang tea flavored
Emerge
EnerTea
might have my first 2 days off in nearly a year 
pogger
nice!
No AndRea please
who's Andrea?
No one it was autocorrect
Nice virus
JK
Hello

hola
@tough frost how about a Tea packet in a glass full of soda 
...

bully the tea
uncommit exist

CTC tea is allowed

Nah
yes of course it's dead ww1 ended 100 years ago
Put tea bags on nacho sauce
pretty active i'd say @vapid iron

Put the Nacho sauce on the tea bag
ok good

are hackers a problem?
hackers are always a problem in general lol
i don't think there are too many @vapid iron, at least not many that I have ran in to
I want cake
With tea leaves
NO TEA LEAVES
do dice never deal with hackers in bf ?
Hello
sup
Ah a person
im a cat
its 2020, dont assume peoples species please
@leaden vault whats your species
thats for me to know and for you to find out 
Pleb?
sure, we'll go with that
is that a mosin stock on an ak
Cool
ZJNYXQ amoung us anyone?
this PFATTSCH is PPARFFEKT
@dusty stratus what platform?
Hallo

Hallo
@lilac forge hey
Pretty alright, how about you?
Hey
Pretty hyped for the playstation event
Is Anyone able to send the bundle files for any of the battlefield games
Want to use some of the animation data
would be sick
Yes I animate some things for some projects just wanted to use battlefields skeleton data
they look like they have some good rigs

Just didnt want to buy all the games just for the .bundle files
piracy!
Like FBX. Files?
Yes exactly
Would save me like a ton of money instead of buying all 4 of the newest ones
@visual heron Well not piracy because im not playing them or making money off it
Just asking for a favor thats all, no one has to so
Gotchee, Yeah I only got the few from Cinetools. Though I think you can record animations in game too from BF1
Ohh rightt yeah when you do that they got all iffy and sometimes don't even move... :/ I wouldn't know too much though I would ask @Jds_captures
He makes some pretty cool pictures with Maya and knows how to creat the FBX. Files from any skeleton I believe. You can try to ask him if that helps out
Will do, thanks m8
Yup no problem dood
GG
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Wonder if the extra money is worth the disk drive
Yeah that is true
God of war
Battlefield 6 
yeah it’s a bigger initial purchase but you’ll likely end up saving that money over time, especially if you tend to buy games a bit after they come out
gow: ragnarok
Fortnight edition
Preorder now and get thor ragnarok skin for fortnight
Same with spider man
I have been purchasing all games digitally for 2 years now. But since I have a lot of early PS4 games on disc and there will be backwards compatibility I'll go with the PS5 disc version.
that and i have no bluray player left lol
lol yeah that's an argument as well
well the ps4 atm,which i'm gonna replace
has anyone ever played escape from tarkov ?
epic
We also want to know
!!when is bf6 coming out
Soon™

Pre order ps5 get free battlefield 6
Actually preorder ps5 starts tomorrow
Demon's soul looked interesting
Tbh
how much is it to preorder
499
wtf
wtf is the digital edition
smh british people getting it cheaper again 
A digital version of the ps5
no disc drive @frail river

wtf
no console at all
no disc drive
you just get a controller
its dlc
😄
doesn’t the consoles use ssd now
yea
yes
no more hhd 
kinda wish they didnt go with nvme and custom ssd shit
load difference between a standard sata ssd and nvme or even pcie is only a couple of seconds
waste of money
isn’t it a 500 gb ssd tho
different system cause direct controllers
if it is then it won’t fit much
and way shorter traces
It's 825GB @frail river
you can always add a slow external hdd 
No more xD in ps5?
I think 825GB is pretty reasonable
CD disk
I mean it’s not 1tb tho
It’s digital ps5?

Good night
There’s 2 ps5
I think 825GB is pretty reasonable
@solemn vapor that’s good tbf
yet again I'm not going to be playing games of the next gen
there will be bigger nvme ssds to replace it,but will have it's price

Battlefield 6 will be modern setting or Vietnam war
Nobody knows

Are people still console bashing?
Lmao just buy whatever console you want
$1500
@frail river plz don’t say that $500 are okay for console
it actually is for what you get imo
1550? bruh
yee
1500$
and that's from the best possible store around here
50 is tax
i'm talking about the ps5
@frail river plz don’t say that $500 are okay for console
@cloud swift thats perfectly fine...
^
It will be cheaper to buy you one from NL and personally deliver it 
if it's like bigger stores I would say 1600 because they ask for more tax or some shit bruh
we are corrupt and poor 
Sony don’t need money they are okay with $500 @frail river @pseudo spire
at least you don't set 5G towers on fire 
oddly enough, 300 dollars is what the ps1 launched for in 1995. in 1995 300 dollars is equivalent to 500 dollars now
well I mean if they stay the same price in the future they are gonna loose profit , as it will be more to make and then selling them for less
5g towers not yet installed
5G is nice once your lungs are set on fire or some shit 
@pseudo spire oh
5g is a scam
Well that's interesting
ps5 purely accounts for inflation
you're a scam 
🐝
I am still stuck on 2g network 😂😂
So technically they haven't changed the price
I thought 5G vaporizes people within a 5 mile radius???
Anyone remember Nokia 1280?
going to 70 is seriously reasonable, we have been paying 60 bucks for a LONG time
If you go inside home 5g signals dropped
well my parents are basically gaining the same as they did 21 years ago and things just got more pricey 
Wall block 5g signals
@proper scroll econmi
bill gates is on a heist
nah it's just Portugal really
we created brazil that's why they are bad
But man I wished polyphony showed up on the event

@pseudo spire oddly enough, 300 dollars is what the ps1 launched for in 1995. in 1995 300 dollars is equivalent to 500 dollars now
that was surprisingly accurate
@young ivy i google most of these things before i post them
someone passed math 👍
Women in BFV was so bad that Japan had to invent “traps” in order to save the franchise
not funny
What's the context of that
yaaaayyy i got a star

Where do I buy the funny

But really tho
basically the gaming industry runs off of selling enough quantity/other products to actually be profitable
consumers are in a good spot really, yet "we" complain about any slight inconvenience
Sad because no word on gran Turismo 7
Gran Turismo lol
Good game but Forza horizon beats it in modes
Need for seed
good deal

Grid
Gran autismo

Aight
jojo joke more like where's the funny
Good game but Forza horizon beats it in modes
@plucky sparrow I mean one thing is Forza Motorsport and the other is horizon
but
Two separate things
horizon got Carttle royale
I forgot about that
motorsport doesnt have car-ttle royale
Motorsport and grab yuri some are the same.
Damn

It looks nice
money not worth spending
ez peazy 399$ ps5 headset
Diamond overrated
why? just why?
Platinum then
Carbon fiber ps5
or emerald ps5 
I’ll give you 5 carrots for it
Sapphire PS5
wiat
or Ruby

is that the actual ps5 design?
Imagine just a normal conversation and say
If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot then it’s on the right foot
Flesh ps5
u haven’t seen the ps5 yet

it looks like some halo thing
that's just some halo elite artifact thing
PS5 in rose gold is pretty cool
Ye
If I was a multi millionair who don't care about money that would be the one I would get
If i was a multi miliionair who dont care about money i would just buy sony
and MS
and troll all the gamers
Connor is that you
A millionair isn't going to buy sony anytime soon
You are very optimistic
🤣
Noice
I've never needed a kebab more in my life
How many kebabs tho
I've never eaten kebab
lol what's the problem
Kebabs taste great
Imagine not eating kebabs
They are literally located on the Muslim restaurant down the corner
are kebabs in Sweden made out of köttbullar? 
8k 240 fps
Wait so In conclusion who is better
are kebabs in Sweden made out of köttbullar?
@young ivy

you know how the ps5 can play games at 120 FPS , what settings will they be played on ? Medium
no but in General what settings would the games be played on
If ps5 is tall then why doesn’t it have more memory
^
money
Needs more tech for those inches
They should give a reason actually
Either that or when the XBOX comes out and it sucks we don’t need one
But yet isn’t xbone fat

I think the prices are pretty reasonable for what you get with the new consoles
Understandable
For my view they are lower than I thought
ok ok
Indeed
no problem
I thought it would be like 550€+ so imagine
I wonder if they will sell the PS5 with a loss just like they did with the PS4
Wdym
When the PS4 got released Sony lost money with every console sold
Xbox had the same
Cuz manufacturing was more expensive than they sold the console for
They should sell the ps5 as gold standards
It's like selling a shaver. You lose money with the handle every time, but sell the blades which need to be resupplied constantly at a higher price
Microsoft and Sony make the money back easily with the revenue from games and subscriptions though
idk
I guess you mean online
well more like free online 
I mean
it's not gonna happen
It's like selling a shaver. You lose money with the handle every time, but sell the blades which need to be resupplied constantly at a higher price
@spice yacht Lol so true, I've a philips oneblade and a blade costs around 12-15 euro.
meanwhile the oneblade itself costs 40 euro
Just buy those turkish ones for 5€/100 blades
ez
But requires you to get one of those fancy handles that can hold the blade. But hey, a sharp blade for every shave

I only style my beard
Last time I fully shaved was probably a year ago after I fucked up

anyone else find it weird how 1 horse actually has 14 horsepower?
I shave my irregular facial hair 
Imagine having facial hair at all
Expense
I would like to grow it but I don't know shit about blades and how to even shave properly but luckily I've never had cuts so W

shaving is the easy part
I mean most likely
actually being able to grow a beard is impossible for some of us
@proper scroll Let it grow like wild, go to a barber for a proper direction and go on from there
I just pass it through my face ez
I mean
I'm growing a moustache so I guess it's something
The good thing is that with the masks people won't see it
I mean I'm still 16 but my facial kinda grows fast and weirdly and I stay more ugly than I already am, but that makes sense in a couple of years. might do that. I'm gonna try to grow my hair too and then I'm in a black metal band

I mean I'm still 16 but my facial kinda grows fast and weirdly and I stay more ugly than I already am, but that makes sense in a couple of years.
@proper scroll that's so me
i remember having long hair (metal head) when i was younger, funny thing is that i got more chicks that way
after i cut my hair off there was a noticable difference
some girls just like it
so go for it
once you're like 30+ it wont look good anymore
so try it while you're young
in a few years if I get better at guitar, have long hair, beard and in a band, I get girls
sounds like a win
Bold of you to assume I'm gonna get to 30
or a lose?
Imagine not losing your hair at 24 
My hair is getting thinner
too much testosterone or something? 😄
My father was bald at 27 so im kinda expecting the same
hair transplant
Nah, at some point i'll just embrace it
do that elon musk hair transplant thing
it worked wonders 🙂
some ppl look great bald tho
Being a billionaire will help
gotta have the head for it i guess
yeah you gotta have a good head to look good bald
if you got too lumpy of a head then it’s gonna look weird
i’m only 18 but hopefully i keep my hair for a decent while lol
i think it’s supposed to be maternal grandfather that it’s the closest to but i have no idea how well his hair aged since he died fairly young i think
like 40s or something
but afaik he had hair then
it'll drop off a little at a time anyways
once you're my age you're used to it so it doesnt really bother ya much
iOS 14 is out!!
bruh
👉 iOS
good god almighty
AHHHH ANDROID RUN
Android > iOS, change my mind 
Guess what Android still doesn't have
They are both good
Proper 3D Face ID
I don't use face ID anyways
@proper scroll too lazy to disagree with something I agree💤
look i don't give a fuck i barely use my phone
it's actually iOS > Android but ok

but i use my IPAD
iPadOS 14 is out as well
what is the android ipad is it the apad

and WatchOS 7
my new phone got swiped out of the mailbox last Saturday..by pedestrian thieves
how much does androids new apad cost
Also, they have announced the Series 6 Watch yesterday
now they want me to pay for another
This is why Android sucks



















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