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sön
Always has been
no WAIT

When you feel threatened by Kermit with a gun and anime
Stitch
My man
Why are you out there?
i got Haribo


yes
o thanks
Welcome
Really cute
Issou
Cheese is just a loaf of milk
But its so dogshit that theres no point
yes like this, this is the entire mongolian naval fleet
looks nice
Lmao
afak there are less than 10 people serving in mongolian navy
They wouldn't really need a navy
guys can someone jump up to the battlefield chat, someone that has battlefield 3
Are you Mongolian?
no korean
lmao
Lol
brain drain is real, but not for me
Lol
love when head of my dept replies to me 
Lol
thought i had a stain on my phone screen, picked it and glass came off 
Anyone played star wars battlefront II (2005) ?
damn nice
Amazing

Nice man
Upgraded the 2008 tv for a 2020 one
@solemn vapor Can it run Skyrim?
Its weird that i still play battlefield 1?
No
Why would that of all things be weird?
It would be weird if you still played 1942 or 1943.
Would be weird if someone thinks x person is weird because he/she is playing x game. 
thw welrod is memes
Hanna:"Recker you good?"
Recker:"..."
I still play PS2 games from 2004 or 2005
Knock knock
exhaust pipe
Knock knock
who dis
Who's there
Hatch
Hatch who
hatch who
Oh
Bless you
Lol
I was pinged 😳
"accept it or don't buy it" -EA
?
lmao
my plants drink bottled water while I drink tap water
Haven't really looked into it but they seem to dislike tap or hose water. Filtered seems the best option
fun is fun but Nickleback aren't a bad band
That cat is a fricken genius
aww fuck, its too hot man
i know man haha
its 26 atm, and we are having a bbq. but im having to come inside every 20 minutes to stop being a granty puddle on the floor
I got a question
So i bought the game on origin right, but a friend got me a steam gift for the short cut thing. Do I need the steam game to be able to use the gift?
Battlefield 4 btw
I think if you link your Origin and Steam it should be there
lmao so now my friend got me the steam game.... so do i still need the origin install of the game? Or do i keep the origin install over the steam install
Amateurs
yeah Spain can get a tad hot 🙂
Mozzy, you're in Madrid right?
the center is normally dry and gets to high temperatures
Yeppers
When i went to madrid there was a giant spider in my room 
just chilling in the corner
I've seen like 7 spiders in Spain
the hottest place I've been to was in Alentejo, inside of Portugal near the Spanish border in the south
That's my daily kill number in Sweden
Amareleja <--- so this place here in Portugal reached 50°C and I got to experience them
Our house in Sweden has bushes bug spiders like around it
and it is the record temperature in Portugal

I rarely kill spiders lmao
o heck
i live in apartment, only seen 1 spider this year
and she became my friend until she disappeared :/
oof
i feared that i accidentally stepped on her without realizing it but maybe she just walked out
dude i'd faint
What if the mfer crawled in your mouth
snacc
That’s fukin nasty
Survival of the Fittest
Nah, there are better meals out there
Yeah like any actual food
Yeah some
And when you ask why did they do it they look at you and say
P R O T E I N
Holy Jesus
I’m pretty sure those are lobsters but that shit is hilarious
I don’t worry about spiders here, we have alligators and snakes
Hecking Alligators
I got scared by a baby gator blending in with the grass while walking home from work at one point
I had my headphones on and just felt him get startled and retreat back to his pond
The babies are pretty scary, but the 8 foot mama in the water is terrifying
My dog got snatched by one last year
shit i remember that profile picture
for the longest time i couldnt work out what it was. Thought it was a dinosaur
i've never seen a gator irl
Really?
nah, we dont have them in my country
ive only seen them in zoos
I did bitch hissed at me
the "worst" i've seen is bears and wolves
Fucker tried to charge at me
@amber iris ?
the "worst" i've seen is bears and wolves
@shrewd furnace we dont even have that lol
Never seen a bear or wolf
the uk's most dangerous animal is either cow or deer depending on who you ask
I know we have wolfs but I don’t know about bears
jelly fish and killer whales are a thing here, but i dont count them
especially as both of them dont do much killing, more fearsome if anything
can you get this guy out of our squad 1 ? pingue hi is asking ppl if they can buy him battelfield and he is toxic
Yeah
?
@stiff seal maybe message modmail?
!!r3
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that's rough
oh no
Found them!
For you who is the best Battlefield?
bf1
@lilac forge I S E E A M A N OF C U L T U R E
bfbc2
BF2 for Refractor Era, BFV for Frostbite Era
Although Vietnam comes at a good second place for Refractor Era
Hello I like bf1, bye
I'm rather old fashioned, but I would say BFBC2 with BF4 as close second.
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hec


Tbh Dday is pretty good in that
But idk I think the high ground is way too steep but it’s understandable since one can jump high
Finna try playing Ultrakill again
Hi, I play Battlefield 5, bye!

mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Hi

Can I post memes
I mean technically you can’t because you can’t post images but you can send links
But of course doesn’t have to be nsfw
Or anything else
But yet again idk
No rule 34 misaki?
no
I'm having a lot of fun with this game even though I am kinda shit lol
Is that a newer game?
Yep, it's not even out yet but they have a demo
Looks dope
wide putin
wide putin
When your internet is shit so messages don’t send
My condolences
I could see a hotdog being a sandwich
Yo why’s there no tdm matches in battlefield 1 anymore (Xbox)
I mean



spooky
BF4 anyone?
!!lfg
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just aksel things 
Overmatch blobs offensive
Eww, valorant
@valid coyote I would like an answer, please. Why was I banned like that?
Like, honestly, if players want to bitch simply because I'm better than them, let them bitch. You had a "no rage" rule, right?
Got banned from LEB for literally no reason.
For going 96 to like 30 something in a metro server.
👀

They asked for a screenshare, which I gladly provided, and then asked my specs, looked through my TM, and then like 30 minutes later just outright banned me. :/
Well, that makes up both APEX and LEB.
Greeeeaaaaat.
What trashcans, dude.
What Z words
Zebras


bruh my name LOL
Imma leave it like htis
ngl
just knowing one of the mods done this
kinda epic
Howdy brother
@flint crane you're a clone of probably a good 10+ people
Rango (2011) is a really good movie I highly recommend it
Sad for johnny tho
I kinda want the Raptor to be in bf6
But that would be broken
Also kinda hope they add more countries like Germany and Britain
Their tanks and planes are pretty cool
Parents tell me, i'm a kind of trophy.. sadly it's a catastrophy
lmao
U.K. vs Robots from Pluto please 
very nice until they bite you in the toe
It's all fun and games until you catch a snapping turtle instead of a catfish
Then you have to wonder how the hell to get the damn thing off without losing a finger
Good lord
I don't think that's technically right..
Because then it's bite would be up there with an adult Crocodile
Saltwater or Nile
Figured. Much larger
Still, not gonna lie, Snapping turtles are still one hell of a creature
Country Fisherman's worst nightmare
Walking in a river? Step too close to one and there goes your toes or your ankle tendons
Night fishing? Catch one and risk your fingers trying to remove the hook.
Oh mb
Thought it was
Welp what I do know
Is that it can probably take off a lot of ur hand
And can snap ur arms
Anyone here read/watch all of jojo!
snapping turtle has a bite force of 1000psi. nile croc has a bite force of 5000 psi, followed by the saltwater crocodile with 3690 psi
It’s nothing special tbh
Nah it looked good before release, then just sat in a stale state
lul
Your welcome
what else would it be other than doggo lol?
A very sad doggo

A person screaming
Iol
wat
I think it was during the French Revolution
how doh?
what on earth are the ears supposed to be !
hands?
i really dont see no person in here
nope
Hmm
i see only doggo dressed in black clothes
Lol

I sent you a pic
the doggos mouth is t he aliens chin
Hello vult
Why ya'll gotta do me like that. I still haven't received my refund for the flight i booked lol
yea
then OOF
we booked a holiday to Lanzarote which got cancelled. but we got super lucky and was able to move the package to next year instead
a lot of people who just cancelled never got their money back
Lmao
with a $80 bullshit fee
that's all bullshit
Fun fact
Japan made 40 dollar napalm bombs during the Korean War that were made of plastic and held 100 gallons
That’s a real deal
that's mad
Heya guys 🙂
heya rephii
i
i fucking love bubble tea
i wanna live in bubbletealand just swimming around in bubbles drinking bubbletea 24/7 till i die
nice drawing
10/10 IGN
hi
@primal carbon lmao I thought you had nitro
😩
2
Aye the Russians had their victory day
Ok


managed to fix bad issue 
it didn't seem bad, until someone said it could affect a few million pounds

then i panic - but issue fixed and people are happy 🙂
LMAO
Money
Lol
same, just not when it's something you can lose lol
Lol
Money money
yes but you dont have permission
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You need the rank "regular"

oh yikes
or boost the server
sorry too broke

Lol
henlo
Lemon chicken wings 👀
Awesome
was really nice
Hmm
Ok
Ham and Cheese

Yo anyone 18
:cheemsburger:

Num
miss not playing death stranding
Y
anyone up for bf4?
!!lfg
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@proud mural it's a good game, quite a peaceful game to play
👀
We got something moderately big coming up
An anti cheat system?
Wish I could give away comedy stars
¯_(ツ)_/¯
i'd have one easily lol
my parents call me biodegradeable, because i breakdown easily 
Exciting news @blissful rain
how's spain? must be roasting over there
Caracal screams for food and SHOOTS LASER!!!
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I
About 40 degrees every day now

It rained this morning, so my room is tropical
got a desk fan?
Yeah, but that heats up the room
it seems Europe is feeling the heat
Spain side always are hotter, and the weather 
poor spain
i get an alert that i have no new alerts
nice
need a clean up soon
142k notifs?
tbf still have like 60GB free 
All my Discord Dm's are from Mee6
F
i rarely need outlook, only when i need to deal with clients
I have a leather chair
oh no
My back has never been more sweaty
going from one extreme to the other, I see
Nice, i have a friend who has a holiday home out there. Need to get out there when Covid is gone
i presume the move is part of the contract?
GREETINGS FROM IRAN
Hey Vaslor
hello
lol
VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR VASLOR
oh no..
So uhhh are you people gonna do something about these streamsniping aimbotters in the next update or is there not gonna be any action for another 2 years
What's wrong, Squid?
we are getting sick of this stuff seriously
^
It seems impractical
.......
wow are you for real?
or don't stream
I am trying to support the game by streaming it
I mean

Why are you trying to support a game which you claim has "streamsniping aimbotters"
£100 he posts daily on r/battlefieldv
I'll take those odds.
i am not even on reddiut
not you the linked video
I am trying to support the game because i love the battlefield franchise but i am just talking straight facts here
isnt it the companys job to make the game playable for everyone ?

no action is taken since the release of bfv. this is insane
it is playable, some people exploit, it's not a simple fix
^
look at what happened to ps3 console... they could destroy any game with a few lines of code
let alone a game
bruh what
well we report the cheaters daily. The same hacker i saw a few weeks ago being a level 60 dude is now a level 131
BFV?
what
I mean, how do you know he was hacking
Because "hackers" are usually just people who are really good
Shouldn't really moan at the companies trying to provide a fun game. It's the ones exploiting it (illegally) to ruin your gaming experience.
imagine playing with 7 year old hardware
this post was made by PC gang
aimbotter is in killfeed
or dice could do what epic games did
watch the killfeed in that video
and threaten to sue people who make the hacks
@lilac forge we know it's an issue, again reporting them as you can. But it's not a simple fix
2 bucks says vaslor has never tried to code
@west sparrow it shouldn't be taked 2 years
i'd raise you to 1337 bucks lol
I'll take those odds
games should have an anti cheat system from the very beginning

but no tech, i get it
anti-cheat systems are very dodgy
@lilac forge learn how to code a way to prevent unknown ip ranges to exploit (which you don't know exists until it's done)
LeArN HoW To CoDe. Bruh we even mass report these people and nothing happens
War Thunder has Easy Anti-Cheat
And it derenders vehicles that aren't in your FOV
in theory
in reality, it derenders them whenever the fuck it pleases
Anti-Cheat systems aren't as easy to implement as you seem to think
If you know how to code this game would be not broken anymore
And I'm willing to bet DICE is kind of overloaded rn
i think coding takes a lot of time
and a lot of people get lazy
and try to get through as fast as possible
it's their job
We're in the middle of a global pandemic.

Don't expect everything to be at 100%

I mean just because it’s your job doesn’t mean you can’t get lazy. I get lazy at work all the time. Lol
Or maybe they aren't hacking, and you're just salty

@lilac forge if you can learn how to code, then learn how to exploit and fix it. You'd be a rich man/women

@next tusk You have 2 clips you can watch to see that there are cheaters
they are i've tested both links
aight
watch for longer then 2 seconds before you shittalk
shit talk*
and i'm not, it's a nice debat 🙂
i understand that it's not easy, but for real. How is this going on for more than 2 years. I mean... it's even getting worse
You could ban someone who kills 5 people in 10 seconds... could be an aimbotter.. or someone got lucky
aight
@next tusk It's BEEF clan. They are from iran and believe me. i see them a lot and they kill you from across the map 1 shot with a lewis
Enders gets streamsniped by them all the time
From what I've heard is that cheat engines keep getting better and there isn't much to do about it. For every cheat engine that gets "banned" 3 new ones pop up.
^
that's rough buddy
again it's the players not the company
its like people think nothing is hackable...
sad thing in the gaming industry is all "all the developers fault" like nobody else works there 
@solemn vapor i understand. but why do we not see any action against the people we report?
I couldn't imagine the amount of reports to go through
people report each other for nothing
do you have any clips of you encountering hackers, Vaslor
There's just people who want to shit on other's experiences
The engine builders usually just do it for the money as you can earn big money
i think there are 2 major reasons people dont get banned, no one reports them, or they arent hacking
I was referring to the people who use them

And btw he can't just stream another game because not everyone is a variety streamer. Some people are well known for being a Battlefield streamer
there is a solution that might work
Name a MP that doesn't have them lol
valorant that was supposed to be massively against hacking had hackers already
both
dice should try copying epic games and threaten to sue the people who make/sell hacks
Valortant 
Call of Duty even took action
I'd say Men of War: Assault Squad 2
@lilac forge Probably because it's almost impossible to go through every report manually. They probably have some script running to detect certain patterns and if something matches they ban the user.
Hacking is borderline unstoppable sadly
I've not seen hackers in there
I don't know much about it thought but it's just a thought
men of war assault 2? never heard of it
1 hour left of work 
is that why there were no hackers? no one plays it?
MOWAS2 is an RTS
Nah, it's supported
rip
It got an update at the Lunar New Year
i know obscure titles, never heard of that one
It's a WWII RTS
Big modding scene
I have mods that turn it into a Warhammer 40k game
It's a really fun game
what game are you talking about?
pretty sure that game has encountered hacks...
Never seen any
men of war assault squad 2
yeah
basically every game has some degree of hacks, if there is a game without hacks (doubt in the first place) they are a very very very rare minority
“If you haven’t played Men Of War before, then this is a rich and rewarding place to start. And you really should play something in this series if you have the faintest whiff of interest in RTS, because it is one of the great masterworks. To not play it is to waste your life.”
I love the game, especially with the Warhammer mod
that quote sounds pompous and exaggerative as fuck, makes me want to play it less
¯_(ツ)_/¯
i mean men of war is worse then total war
It goes on sale for like, $5 sometimes
does that mean it's good though?
that's overpriced
going for a number 2 and being scared to sit down afterwards 
F
dam it's so hot
i miss the rain and wind
tempted to boot up fortnite
everytime i do work calls
if anything it's bf1 that's it lol
why not play BFV
bfv haven't played in months. I had my fun with it
i enjoy fortnite tbf, completed tlou2 
Was it as bad as people say it is?
tlou2 was incredible
people saying it's bad clearly can't afford to play it lol
or not played the first one
tbf
Can we get in trouble for game spoilers here?
The only criticism I've seen for the game is that it uses LGBT characters
just don't give spoilers 🙂
I wasn't going to but I was just wondering
@west sparrow im sure people are just pissed at events more so than anything else
true
i havent beat it yet, im maybe 17 hours in
noice man
but the game is pure polish
without a doubt
theres nothing BAD about the game, just things you can personally not like
the metacritic user score?
you mean the bunch of cry baby bitches that will review bomb anything because they want to?
i don't base my own opinion from someone elses 🙂
That's a good principle, Squid
the 10k user reviews that came out the moment the the game dropped even though its a 20-50 hour game?
Well I think it's because of the big thing that happened, it basically ruins everything that people loved about the first one
it far from ruins "everything"
The big spoiler thing?
yeah i felt at first it did
That got leaked?
yes what they did changed a big part of why people liked the first one, but that is only on aspect of the game compared to hundreds others
what i love is the quite moments you get, at peace with the mad world. Then undo a door and it's all clickers and runners 
im personally glad they went through with what they did
without a doubt, really good (bad) lol
Is the gameplay better than the first one
too many people creating media dont want to upset their audience
fuck them
@next tusk easily
EVERYTHING is better
the only thing you can complain about revolves around why people are mad
I could only go through like 2 hours or so
its still the same gameplay, just polished more and some extra perk
Then probably not for me
no
its not gonna go from its third person stealth/cover shooter to a doom or something
I mean do you guys actually buy the game for the gameplay, because the story is the whats great about the games
if a game has bad gameplay
@round spruce i buy different games for different reasons
i get naughty dog games for their immaculate quality and story telling
I meant tlou specifically
their gameplay is still an 8/10 though
i mean, gameplay wise, it does a lot more than standard shooting
i buy tlou for the story and whole package
ND basically attempts every aspect of a game at nearly the best quality there is
Damn my phone is really slow right now, see you guys later.
Alright dude
adios boi
i loved tlou1
since it was a PS+ game back in like September
I personally can't understand how people would enjoy the game, but
i mean... you didnt have to post it again xD
Who got banned
@next tusk what did you not like about it
@lilac forge that's
r
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The graphics were very meh, and the shooting felt off
Yeah
i was 22
I just graduated yesterday
congraduation
wait...
thx
nyphon how old are you
old af
lol no
yea im 29
according to my calculations
I feel old when 2002 kids are saying they graduated
he is 32
i didn't get 50 in math for nothing
i didnt fail math for nothing
Guys is xbox controller easy to use?
Cause im an PS person and i think im gonna buy the new xbox....
My hands are big
@lilac forge they have pros and cons, but i like xbox one controller more than dualshock 4
I like the Dualshock more than the Xbox controller, personally
Dualshock is more durable
ds4 battery sucks ass though
and i like the analog placement for xbox one controller a lot more
did you like it?
i thought it was pretty good
Idk this is hard.....
Ps5 or xboxsx?
PS5
ps5 because of games
sad
half the Xbox exclusives are coming to PC anyway lol
xbox lacks exclusive
Yeah.....
and yea like yandere said, most of them come to pc anyway
i'm buying the ps5 for spiderman
But the ps5 models is ass tbh
It can go on it's side
bloodborne >>>>>> dark souls/demon souls
Why cant they make it simple
bloodborne >>>>>> dark souls/demon souls
Yeah i know that
@lilac forge it can literally look like a loaf of bread, i dont care, i just care about how it plays
for me, personally
wait quick question how do you spell kelly?
what
keely?
Yeah....
Im buying PS i guess
kellye
Haha
ok archibald
I'll beat you with the tower that is the PS5
they spend actual real money
all you need is a pc and ps and or switch
i refuse to get a good pc
durability is doodoo
the joy-cons don't connect right anymore
@next tusk i spend irl
yea joycons are ass
and they drift
but the system is great












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