general

[rich yacht]

I am just a figment of your imagination actually

I'm not actually here

[ocean geyser]

your real.

[rich yacht]

Nobody else can see these messages except for you

[modern sleet]

Mary send the thing

[rich yacht]

[oak flare]

Zero two my beloved and totally real anime woman

[rich yacht]

I'm more real than zero two

Mary > Zero Two

[ocean fox]

Real you mean she exists in real world or anime world is the real world

[ocean geyser]

they are created they are real.

[oak flare]

She exists inbthe real world

[rich yacht]

the bible exists but god isn't real

[oak flare]

I'm not crazy honest

[ocean geyser]

depends on what version of god your talking about.

[rich yacht]

Religion is just placebo, guys

[ocean fox]

🙏

[rich yacht]

That stuff doesn't work on me

[modern sleet]

I thought people used religion to have a better social status, not that they actually believed in it 😺

finding out people fr do believe was, something…

[oak flare]

might be a spicy topic for bfd

[modern sleet]

and that was recent too 💀

[rich yacht]

if god is real then why does god let priests diddle with kids

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[modern sleet]

You’d get the free will argument

[rich yacht]

if god exists why doesnt he do anything

humans have free will to do whatever and he wont intervene

so he just sits and watches?

[lilac forge]

Me when i engage in theological debates on bfd with low tier arguments

[modern sleet]

there’s too many iterations, sects, translations to tell

[limpid tapir]

does anyone here mod cyberpunk? cuz im having troubles rn

[verbal belfry]

@lilac forge

[ocean fox]

Maybe God was watching another channel I mean planet activities, universe is huge maybe infinite

[rich yacht]

maybe he eeping

he got bored watching humanity trying to destroy itself for the billionth time

[ocean fox]

But let's not go in this discussion because we should respect what others believe🙏

[vague needle]

Earth is a TV show for Aliens

[modern sleet]

no

at most you’d get tolerance

[rich yacht]

people should also believe in free speech

I respect what you believe, you respect what I believe

and I believe in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

you can't say it's not real because I have faith

[ocean fox]

I see cross

[rich yacht]

yes

[ocean fox]

Two

[rich yacht]

I believe in Addition

[ocean fox]

I believe in GTA 6

🙏

[modern sleet]

YOOO did you see the court case about the license and pasta drainer? :0

[rich yacht]

no??

[modern sleet]

there was a member who wanted to wear a pasta drainer for his driver’s license, but was denied. so he took it to court 😭

[rich yacht]

sound great

I think I've seen it

[lilac forge]

@verbal belfry

[modern sleet]

ik theres some real ones who managed to get it

[ocean geyser]

everything is political.

[rich yacht]

yo I love among us

[verbal belfry]

@lilac forge

[ocean geyser]

this is the usual. for exmaple. the colonials coalition ewes. are for the big banks. the big supermarkets. the big churches. and everyone going to work for min wage. cause greed is a sin. and lazness is a early grave.

but its just as sinful to take away peoples way of life.

[lilac forge]

[ocean geyser]

so why do the other side want to vote for a party that they expect utopia to be built for them. because their beleif is. worship the ground you walk and work til your ded. you dont get a life or choice.

that doesnt sound like life. that sounds like slavery with extra steps. even if you get paid. thats the only arguement they have and believe that hard work and loyalty will get you far. its bullshit.

[rich yacht]

victory, you do go on a lot

[ocean geyser]

so do others.

[rich yacht]

here's a pacifier

[ocean geyser]

yeah/nah.

[rich yacht]

fine

[ocean geyser]

now that just being rube.

[modern sleet]

DAYUMN

the dawgs

are out

[ocean geyser]

thought we were friends.

[rich yacht]

I'm kidding, gee

[modern sleet]

all bro said was fine man 😭

[rich yacht]

i guess I should know who to joke with

[ocean geyser]

you can joke with me.

[rich yacht]

maybe next time

[ocean geyser]

😐

k

[jolly folio]

[leaden kestrel]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-guy-gif-15829778202896982154

[full badge]

[rich yacht]

oh god it's an orange name

[ocean geyser]

justicejoker be like max payne WTF IS GOING ON HERE.

[vague needle]

[ocean geyser]

its not what you know. its who you know.

which is still BS.

anyways. if you know. you know.

[rich yacht]

you should write a book

[vague needle]

I know I am securing the bag again today

[full badge]

[ocean geyser]

yeah/nah i think society can work it out itself.

i think theres many books about life.

[rich yacht]

I despise orange names

[vague needle]

Society just needs choccy milk

[ocean geyser]

and documantries.

[rich yacht]

you needa chill out sometimes

gosh

[modern sleet]

hella of it too

[ocean geyser]

and the media and the social media. life ect.

yeah/nah.

[vague needle]

Dark chocolate milk protein shakes that taste like premium choccy milk

[modern sleet]

HELL yeah

[full badge]

You need to meet the quota in order to not be fired

[ocean geyser]

BS.

[modern sleet]

add milkshakes and it’ll be utopia 😼

[rich yacht]

I think purple name is nicer than orange name

you can always downgrade to that instead

[full badge]

Orange is a great color for a janitor

[next hound]

I could've sworn this server was less active 3 months ago

[rich yacht]

mmmmm

[rich yacht]

Then I am the toilet

[full badge]

[modern sleet]

what

this surely wouldn’t have any effect on the economy

surely…

[rich yacht]

uh

anyway

[full badge]

https://tenor.com/view/kyuch-gif-24981754

[modern sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-kel-kel-lebron-omori-lebron-gif-5076984830422663490

[rich yacht]

lebron james

[modern sleet]

LOOK AT THEM

BRUHH

I just found out about the sticker

[rich yacht]

WOAHHH

[modern sleet]

two lil guys :3

[rich yacht]

LOOK AT THIS

[modern sleet]

MARY

[full badge]

Best I can do

[modern sleet]

I’ve built up a tolerance to 2d feet

[rich yacht]

nooooooooooooo

[modern sleet]

only now can socks and a fish bowl quench my innate desire for </3

yeah I am not finishing that sentence 💀💀💀

[rich yacht]

okay

[modern sleet]

WIAT PELASE

[rich yacht]

I will fulfill that

[modern sleet]

I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE DESIRE FOR ANYTHING

IM AROACE PLEASE

[modern sleet]

CHOCOLATE CAKE> [intercourse]

well

I partake in multiple meal courses

BUT

[rich yacht]

it gets weirder with every sentence

[modern sleet]

thumb war during [you know] is fun

[modern sleet]

yos :3

[rich yacht]

okay I understand your struggles

but rn im hungry so imma go eat

seeya

[modern sleet]

adios :3

[ocean geyser]

sounds like a plan.

[lime pendant]

i still don’t understand how the flare or whatever changed mario’s location

[modern sleet]

It changed a bit of the ram of the part that was holding Mario’s location

sonlike 1001 to 1101

but larger lines of number etch

adi

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/effy-gif-11375717773991506810

[rocky copper]

Did it

[signal pulsar]

Congratulations I’ll give you a smooch

[rich yacht]

Congrats

[rocky copper]

Thanks

[signal pulsar]

After watching 457 episodes of NCIS now I’m bored again

[oak flare]

If I had to watch NCIS, I'd be bored too

[leaden kestrel]

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-rude-what-the-oh-no-you-didnt-gif-19621216

[leaden kestrel]

You broiled Joker.

There's no coming back.

[waxen chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/mauwa-overwatch-2-gun-gif-6056411459560143871

[signal pulsar]

Dw I’ll be back

[leaden kestrel]

Joker will need to take a week long PTO for that one.

[waxen chasm]

I wish December 5th is here already I want to play mauga the Hawaii character for overwatch 2

[signal pulsar]

I wish it was next week

[leaden kestrel]

I wish it was next century..

[signal pulsar]

I’m not making it 70

[oak flare]

Imagine playing overwatch 2

Poor soul

[signal pulsar]

Imagine not even knowing what overwatch even is

[oak flare]

Overwatch is a video game series where it scams and abuses it's players and that's it

Just play paladins, the knock off game that actually respects its players

[signal pulsar]

I don’t understand half of today’s stuff

[waxen chasm]

Don’t get me wrong I do really hate blizzard because of their idiotic greedy bullshit and ripping off the fans who enjoyed overwatch, just because I play overwatch doesn’t mean I’m gonna enjoy it for long

[signal pulsar]

I still find it funny I have never watched Breaking bad

[oak flare]

It's boring and slow for the most part

Eh actually you'd probably like it mr NCIS

[signal pulsar]

I watch other stuff too

Sometimes

Like yesterday I watched Princess bride

Don’t ask me why I did

See ya next year yellowstone

[hasty breach]

You know

I watched a documentary on child killers today

Was pretty gooood

[signal pulsar]

We are Australian we have about 509 documentary on child killers

[waxen chasm]

It’s only season 2 and episode 4 of invincible, sadly gonna wait until January for the new episode to arrive

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-21644488

[signal pulsar]

Makes me wish I was drinking again

[hasty breach]

I want to see

Covid the hoax which was actually a hoax

Apparently that’s good

[oak flare]

Watch eminence in the shadow

[signal pulsar]

No

[hasty breach]

Got any good recommendations for an aspiring battlefield player

I was thinking a few Enders episodes

And some juicy Jackfrags

[signal pulsar]

I’ll watch rebel without a cause

Oooo 50 shades of grey

[hasty breach]

50 shades of battlefield

[signal pulsar]

50 shades of red

[hasty breach]

50 shades of Sundance

[signal pulsar]

NCIS oh how I miss u

https://tenor.com/view/jag-dje-harmon-gif-15134838

Haha JAG

I should watch JAG again

[rich yacht]

[ocean geyser]

or cia miami

with the intro. YEAH!

csi miami

anyways still waiting for the food.

[rich yacht]

I ate already

very small portion but since it was spicy I had to wash it down with some water

ended up feeling very full

[vague needle]

https://tenor.com/view/fnv-fallout-new-vegas-obsidian-ncr-gif-20094969

[ocean geyser]

👍

[vague needle]

Sir

Do you get the bag?

Do you flip it and tumble it?

[jolly folio]

The quality is getting lower

[next hound]

[jolly folio]

tempting to fade away just need to find a new home

[vague needle]

Now that I have regular I might do the same

[lilac kite]

i have a quick question: for unlocking rpt-31 game wants me to kill with lmgs from 75 m and more, how could I do that? it sounds too hard (BF2042)

[vague needle]

Stonks are ready for a bullrun

[lilac forge]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-sac-nuts-testicles-oh-my-gif-14727005

[vague needle]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-weed-south-park-randy-marsh-smoking-gif-7558460

[jolly folio]

When will Bitcoin go back to 65k

it’s already reaching to 42k

[vague needle]

Next 5 months

Could be sooner and if it's sooner the scary thing is 100k

[jolly folio]

True like me and some lads were discussing weather or not to buy

[vague needle]

Pretty sure 32k will be seen again but after that idk

rn it's heading to 48k though

[jolly folio]

if only @night rain was here

too many lads are gone to have a lovely chat

[vague needle]

Tbh though BTC isn't even my main focus, it's all the little 💩 coins that exist

[jolly folio]

Fair enough

[vague needle]

https://tenor.com/view/vitalik-buterin-vitalik-buterin-2023-ethereum-gif-15988012724974930315

This autistic god will print me bags

bless his soul

[winged inlet]

crypto in 2023

[vague needle]

[jolly folio]

Truly is

just gotta pull out when it’s at its peak

[vague needle]

|| that's what she said ||

[winged inlet]

investing in blood diamonds is safer than buying crypto

[jolly folio]

Just have a good pull out game

cast it in and fish it out

[winged inlet]

fucking cunts sending me scheduling emails at 6PM on a friday asking if they could speak on Monday

are they stupid

[leaden kestrel]

Cats, what's your average turnaround answer after an interview?

For your company?

[winged inlet]

idk like 75%

[leaden kestrel]

I mean time-wise.

[winged inlet]

1-2 weeks

[leaden kestrel]

Like within 24-hours?

Geez.

[winged inlet]

if a candidate is good we'll offer within 24 hours

[leaden kestrel]

Is that typical in your recruiter circle?

[winged inlet]

but a good candidate is like a unicorn

[winged inlet]

Majorel, Capgemini, etc. most french companies take like 2 months

[leaden kestrel]

Do you typically see references on the resumes? I always put references, but some LinkedIn "gurus" say don't because they'll ask once they want to get serious.

2 months is too long.

[winged inlet]

I don't care about reference

you shouldn't put them in either, just say reference available upon request

[leaden kestrel]

I'll remove it then because I have 2 pages to my resume and it's all filled up.

[winged inlet]

outside references don't matter anyways

references from an employee matters

[leaden kestrel]

I figured listing good references would help.

[winged inlet]

we don't care what an outsider think of you lol

[leaden kestrel]

Yeah, I figured. All my references were from past employment.

[winged inlet]

if you can get reference from really important people then it would help, but your manager from your past experience nah

[leaden kestrel]

Before I left the firm, I asked 13 people for references spanning from architects, interior designs, fellow engineers, and direct higher ups.

Never know if you want to mix-and-match references.

All of them seniors.

[winged inlet]

is the company well-known? local start-ups don't count

what's better is you can ask people from the company you want to work for to refer you

[leaden kestrel]

It's one of the top architecture/engineering firms in the grade school design sector with 15 offices globally.

[winged inlet]

then it should be good, keep the ones from people managing you

[leaden kestrel]

And I used my past mentors from internships and the firm as references too.

One of them was beloved in the firm. She had a mental breakdown and started her own catering business.

She's doing well.

[leaden kestrel]

She established a nice location for the business and it's valued at $1M right now. Started its operation in 2021 I think.

Her employees love her.

[winged inlet]

go work for her

[leaden kestrel]

Sounds fun, but it's not my what I want to do in life.

I called her a few days after I left the firm and we sympathized how architectural engineering ain't it.

She said she would never return to engineering even if she was homeless.

That firm was the most sought-after firm in my majors department when I was in college. Thought I'd be happy there till retirement.

[winged inlet]

unless you are a sociopath, you don't work for a firm/corp to be happy

you work until you have enough money to become a landlord

[leaden kestrel]

I hate landlords. I would never become scum.

[jolly folio]

Hear me out

You can increase rent on a single mother of 4

[winged inlet]

if she can have 4 children, she can handle it

[jolly folio]

and kick out a lad who missed his rent for a day

[winged inlet]

[zenith cosmos]

Increase the rent by 80% on the single mom of 4, and lower the rent by 80% on the single guy

[winged inlet]

4 children is 4 times the social welfare

she's rich as fuck

[jolly folio]

Paint the building with cheap paint and increase rent

profit

[zenith cosmos]

Preferably lead based paint

[jolly folio]

[zenith cosmos]

And asbestos as insulation

[jolly folio]

but for real don’t increase rent for pets tho

They get a pass

[lilac forge]

Random question

Is uBlock Origin on Safari for macbooks?

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/that-sounds-colorful-and-fun-bane-bane-fun-fun-bane-that-sounds-fun-bane-bane-that-sounds-fun-gif-8703326318747779888

[vague needle]

Roided up

[signal pulsar]

He’s bane

[winged inlet]

ordered a coffee and a bagel and it's taking them more than an hour now

jesus christ

[signal pulsar]

I ordered a chromecast

[gleaming harbor]

hello people

[signal pulsar]

Ngl the Harley Quinn tv show is pretty good

[rich yacht]

Yawn

[signal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/rolltide-gif-12818682

Nothing like bama football

I saw a plane

[vague needle]

Coffee sounds good rn

[winged inlet]

cold beef pastrami and mustard go so well together

[leaden kestrel]

Pasta salad sounds good.

https://tenor.com/view/sprinkle-cheese-cheesy-penne-yum-gif-12756423

I don't like salad dressing.

I just like a bowl full of cold, raw ingredients.

Can of olives, feta cheese, sliced bell peppers, and cooked riccioli pasta.

Baby tomatoes are fine too.

[vague needle]

Doesn't sound bad tbh

[leaden kestrel]

I haven't found a salad dressing I liked. Can marinara sauce be one?

Or, is that just spaghetti with extra ingredients?

[winged inlet]

caesars is a good dressing

[leaden kestrel]

What's that?

[winged inlet]

caesars salad dressing

[leaden kestrel]

Like this?

Looks like ranch..

[winged inlet]

anchovy, garlic, lemon juice, dijon, worchestershire, mayo, parmigiano, salt, pepper

[leaden kestrel]

I hate anchovies.

[winged inlet]

you can replace anchovy with fish sauce

worchestershire with soy sauce

[leaden kestrel]

I want marinara sauce as a salad dressing.

Can I throw it on pasta salad?

[simple kelp]

hi, server's seems down. you guys know till when?

[winged inlet]

if you like tomato lol

seems like it's going to be soupy

[leaden kestrel]

I like thick sauces.

[winged inlet]

or you could just get a jar of green pesto

[leaden kestrel]

I love pesto.

[winged inlet]

pesto makes great salad dressing

[leaden kestrel]

Isn't pesto the same texture and viscosity as marinara sauce?

https://youtu.be/f9d_SzxE85w?si=AF2fbpKYHadpb3Hc

Oh lawd.

Pesto is great on pizza too.

https://tenor.com/view/siamese-cat-cook-i-love-cooking-i-love-food-gif-16836765

[winged inlet]

great on anything

[leaden kestrel]

What about eggrolls?

[winged inlet]

put some lemon juice in it and it's great on steak

[leaden kestrel]

I found the best lunchbox food container the other day.

Microwavable too.

I never thought of putting anything on steak besides salt, pepper, and olive oil.

It's $33 though. Pricey.

[winged inlet]

mushroom sauce, shallot sauce, pepper sauce, chimichurri, sour pesto

[leaden kestrel]

I have tried mushroom sauce when I ate steak at a restaurant.

[winged inlet]

@copper gull gamer, do you have any steak sauce recipe

[topaz crest]

bird food

[leaden kestrel]

Looks healthy and looks tasty to me.

[topaz crest]

i own a kanye album

[leaden kestrel]

Idk how that's relevant to this conversation.

[topaz crest]

wheres the meat

[leaden kestrel]

No meat probably.

[topaz crest]

thank u

[topaz crest]

meat is a need

[leaden kestrel]

[topaz crest]

holy shit

[signal pulsar]

Yep Instagram sucks

[topaz crest]

joker typing

[topaz crest]

better than x

[topaz crest]

ur actually not funny

[leaden kestrel]

Not meant to be funny. Can't you read the room?

🤔

[signal pulsar]

I was watching a reel of someone saying I’m happy I got pregnant at 13 why would you tell billions of people that

[topaz crest]

what room

[winged inlet]

Kanye listener

[leaden kestrel]

[topaz crest]

nah ur trolling thats tik tok or sum shi

[topaz crest]

u have the movie cats on your pfp

[signal pulsar]

Nope it was on instagram

[topaz crest]

proof?

[signal pulsar]

Now I know not to watch reels at 10pm

[winged inlet]

yeah, so?

it's a musical masterpiece

Dame Judy Dench is in it

[topaz crest]

take some time to think

[winged inlet]

no u

[topaz crest]

no no dont run away i need my proof

[topaz crest]

fuck you?

[leaden kestrel]

Is this another alt account of aniner/malbert?

This is tiring.

[winged inlet]

probably

[leaden kestrel]

Caleb, this is just sad.

[topaz crest]

who tf

server dead af

[leaden kestrel]

It was somewhat entertaining the first day, but now it's just pathetic.

[topaz crest]

shame

[rich yacht]

I'm here

[leaden kestrel]

Get a life, Caleb.

[topaz crest]

?

who tf is caleb

[topaz crest]

ur name is meat

[rich yacht]

[topaz crest]

ayo

[topaz crest]

do u like chicken

[rich yacht]

Yeah

KFC

gives me lots of growth hormones

[signal pulsar]

Australian zinger boxes cure hangovers

Trust me they do

[rich yacht]

I love the zinger

[leaden kestrel]

Is that kangaroo meat?

[rich yacht]

no

Zinger is chicken

duh

[leaden kestrel]

Koala meat.

[rich yacht]

Joe

[leaden kestrel]

[rich yacht]

Joe nuts

Ha

Gotteem

[signal pulsar]

Why the feet

Why does my reels go from pregnancy to Music instagram you are fucking strange

[rich yacht]

for my feet fans

[delicate prairie]

Good morning everyone!!!!

[rich yacht]

^you

[signal pulsar]

Good morning

[rich yacht]

Good morndig

[signal pulsar]

Why am I listening to 5 seconds of summer

Ah that’s better

[rich yacht]

[vague needle]

I know how to stop the feet but it will scar people

[leaden kestrel]

[rich yacht]

What feet?

Oh this?

[vague needle]

Prepare thine eyes

[rich yacht]

Just switch to metric system

Lmao

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/basquash-anime-words-are-false-but-feet-dont-lie-feet-haruka-gracia-gif-18490842

[delicate prairie]

Wtf

[rich yacht]

mango

bro made out of clay

[vague needle]

Never missed feet day

[rich yacht]

Prolly gonna cancel Discord nitro this coming renewal

not enough benefits for $2

[leaden kestrel]

$3.

[rich yacht]

$3

[winged inlet]

I regret putting my phone number in my email signature

mfs keep calling me

[rich yacht]

haha stoopid

[leaden kestrel]

You should made a Google Voice number for that. No one knows my real number except my doctor and dentist.

[winged inlet]

I have a company number now

[rich yacht]

I hate windows updates

I wish windows would stop updating

[leaden kestrel]

I once gave out my Google Voice number to the IT director of a school for work purpose. He got too chummy and elaborated how he has a kidney stone procedure every year and how it hurts to pee.

[vague needle]

lol

[winged inlet]

he's just lonely

[leaden kestrel]

He was. He was like 350 lbs.

Big guy.

He kept emailing me how I always missed his calls.

I told him to just call my work phone since my personal phone is on the "fritz".

He never got the hint.

[winged inlet]

@upbeat rivet I'm developing a Birmingham accent due to all these Birminghamians I'm speaking to

"what do you mean you can't find anyone in Birmingham? It's a major city"

Ma'am it's Birmingham

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-english-angry-gif-27590971

[rich yacht]

[leaden kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/nezuko-anime-nezuko-chan-demon-slayer-cute-gif-17712375

[rich yacht]

[upbeat rivet]

BIRMINGHAM IS A FOKIN SHITHOLE

#NUKEBURMINGHAM

[lilac forge]

Wtf 💀

[jolly folio]

_ _

[rich yacht]

anatomy

[lilac forge]

💀

[rich yacht]

count how many toes she has

[lilac forge]

NO BRO WTF

[rich yacht]

aw

she has 5

bro cant count to 5 💀

[jolly folio]

There’s a limit how sus one can be

but looks like the limit bar got raised higher

[sage void]

hey guys, i need some help, i tried re downloading bf1/ bfv/ bf2042 ytd after my old hard disk is no longer working, but after downloading it says cloud save corrupted, then when i start the game everytime i have to go through the intro and brightness settings again and then it says im offline, when i click go online it just says unable to connect to ea servers...any ideas

[jolly folio]

#1156306367775264808

Hope that helps you out

[winged inlet]

literally just spoke with a lady in Birmingham, she's living on the outskirt of the city and refuses to go into the city center

is it really that bad of a shithole lmao

I literally told her we would pay her a travel allowance to go to New Street Station

"no"

lmao

[jolly folio]

To be a Brit

[hasty breach]

Tbf if I lived anywhere near Birmingham I wouldn’t leave the house either

[hasty breach]

Screams civil service tho 😉

[upbeat rivet]

Worse than South London

[winged inlet]

private sector

[tough veldt]

i dont even play battlefield i came for the anime feet

:trollface:

💀

[tough veldt]

@lilac forge

[lilac forge]

bro shut up

[tough veldt]

ok

[terse eagle]

lfg oce

[sour void]

!!lfg

[glossy linden]

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[rich yacht]

Here you go

[rich yacht]

Anyway

chat is dead

[winged inlet]

europeans are at work

aussies are sleeping

[rich yacht]

what a bad time to be awake

[winged inlet]

british people are either drunk or homeless

[rich yacht]

hmmm

I guess I'll come back later

[delicate prairie]

No in between huh?

[winged inlet]

nah

[gaunt eagle]

Americans are both

[winged inlet]

[delicate prairie]

Americans are sleeping drunk and homeless

[quaint herald]

No we're fucking not

[ocean geyser]

hello.

[quaint herald]

Hey.

[ocean geyser]

did someone call me. someone bored?

well let me entertain you with a big old rant about why i am MAD.

but then again. that could be boring. as ive said 1000 times.

[winged inlet]

you don't sleep

[delicate prairie]

Way never sleeps

[verbal belfry]

sleep is overrated

[delicate prairie]

True

[modern sleet]

no that is San Francisco AND it’s fentanyl excuse you >:(

[delicate prairie]

Also Philly

[winged inlet]

fentanyl zombies on the street are truly sights to behold

[verbal belfry]

i just dunno where is it coming from

Mexico ?

[winged inlet]

where is what coming from? the drugs?

[verbal belfry]

well that specific zombie drug

[winged inlet]

China

according to the DEA

https://www.dea.gov/sites/default/files/2020-03/DEA_GOV_DIR-008-20 Fentanyl Flow in the United States_0.pdf

[verbal belfry]

[winged inlet]

China 1st, then India 2nd

[verbal belfry]

how wonderful is that

[winged inlet]

Mexico also contributes but they are more like a transit stop

drugs from China come either directly to the US or to Mexico and Canada then smuggled into the US

[verbal belfry]

crazy

[rich yacht]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/roll-tide-elephant-mascot-dance-gif-10735273

[modern sleet]

here’s the TRUTH

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCzxjiJ2NM&pp=ygUrTm9ydGgga29yZWEgYW1lcmljYW4gcHJvcGFnYW5kYSBob21lbGVzbmVzYQ%3D%3D

[delicate prairie]

Oh god

[modern sleet]

wait no what

[verbal belfry]

what on earth ?

[modern sleet]

bro that’s not what I wanted to send

I cant change it

Think there’s a spy in my phone

[verbal belfry]

who recorded this? where was this recorded? buying guns to kill each other

well thats kinda true xD

[delicate prairie]

They don’t want the truth out apparently

[verbal belfry]

dude classic

america is a beautiful country if they could only see it xD

[delicate prairie]

😂😂😂

[verbal belfry]

xD

[distant basalt]

@verbal belfry I think I like a girl

[verbal belfry]

[modern sleet]

make sure you like yourself before doing that

[distant basalt]

@modern sleet I like her so much, I wish to lift her skirt up and say hi to her panties

[modern sleet]

LISTEN, even IF there’s 393 million fire arms, we banned 30 round mags, in a state…..

[modern sleet]

ok… what else? :o

[distant basalt]

That's all

[modern sleet]

so just, lust ?

[sour void]

@jolly folio

[verbal belfry]

job well done

[distant basalt]

No I'm in love

[modern sleet]

bro you said “that’s all” 😭

[winged inlet]

I think he's trolling

[distant basalt]

That's what I wanna do after she becomes my gf everyday

[modern sleet]

damn

[distant basalt]

I am no troll

[modern sleet]

what do you like about bro

[distant basalt]

Everything, her beautiful hairs, her smile her eyes

Her soft skin

[winged inlet]

is this Tunde

fr

I think this is Tunde

[distant basalt]

Wtf is tunde

[verbal belfry]

[modern sleet]

there’s a lotta ppl with those qualities 😭

[distant basalt]

She is special atleast for me

[modern sleet]

dawg that’s what I’m asking 😭

[distant basalt]

I lip her small lips too

Her face glows in sunlight and it's as beautiful as moon for me @modern sleet

[delicate prairie]

That’s what I was thinking too dude.

[winged inlet]

yeah only Tunde is this pathetic

[distant basalt]

Loving some is pathetic??

[modern sleet]

dawg, what about her character

[distant basalt]

SO SWEEEEET

[modern sleet]

is what I ask 😭

[distant basalt]

So kind

I'm mesmerized by her beauty

[modern sleet]

anywho…

how much is a liter of gas for y’all rn

[delicate prairie]

Gas here? 3.59-3.65 a gallon

[distant basalt]

Her skin is so soft I once touched her hand I couldn't let go of her, but I had too so that I don't appear as creepy @modern sleet

[distant basalt]

1.3 dollars a liter for me

[winged inlet]

like 1.5$ per litre of unleaded 95

[modern sleet]

DAMN the fuck are are you?2?/?

[delicate prairie]

I’m in freedom eagle land

[distant basalt]

Where you from?? I'm from india

[verbal belfry]

it is TUNDE

[modern sleet]

ain’t sound like it with them prices

[verbal belfry]

LOL

[modern sleet]

prob in cali or

cuba

wait no dcI

pcie?

[distant basalt]

Bro I'm not whoever you think I am

Who TF is this tunde mf that's being a pain in my ass for no reason

[modern sleet]

us

[distant basalt]

Nice you look like a chill mf I like you@modern sleet

[wind hemlock]

hey

[delicate prairie]

I’m over on the east coast 😂

[wind hemlock]

Germany

[modern sleet]

;3

[distant basalt]

Germans are pretty chill

State mfers are assholes but some are chill

[delicate prairie]

Wait what?

[modern sleet]

DEUTSCHLAND FOREVER 🇩🇪

[distant basalt]

I've had some bad experiences many were racists

[modern sleet]

prob talking about blind nationalists

or that…

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-gif-24433592

[distant basalt]

They thought all indians are dark skinned

Stopid mfers

[modern sleet]

yes

didn’t know until my gf told me

cause, I’d never seent one

and then

the caste

[distant basalt]

Indians are the most racists I'm not going to lie

[delicate prairie]

Yeah unfortunately that’s a lot of people over here in the states. But don’t worry bud I’m not like those guys! I love everyone equally

[distant basalt]

Everyone should judge people individually and by their character not by skin and what they look like

[delicate prairie]

Exactly!

The golden rule of respect!

[modern sleet]

listen man you don’t have to prove you’re not

Unless you show otherwise

💀

[distant basalt]

I'm not I'm just speaking generally since we are not that topic

On

[modern sleet]

no I’m memeing 😭

[distant basalt]

Ik, you are very chill I won't be offended even if you curse me

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-gif-26178697

[delicate prairie]

He do be a memer

[distant basalt]

But I'm going to give credit to us indians, nobody can beat us indians when it comes to drinking and it

And scamming

[modern sleet]

wait what

didn’t know y’all were known for drinking

[distant basalt]

Then you haven't heard enough

Alcohol is in our blood

I myself drink like 600 ml of alcohol everyday

[modern sleet]

oh no I’ve heard, plenty …

like food

[distant basalt]

Ohhh yeah

Our food is the best

[modern sleet]

I’ve heard about food, that it had a strong scent

and its literally just, spices

?:!/?/?

[distant basalt]

Spices

Y'all use them too

[modern sleet]

most likely just ppl who don’t eat spices

o no yeah most definitely

I just, thought it was gonna be a distinct smell like corn tortilla or horchata

[distant basalt]

We mix all kinds of spices and grind them, they so addictive thy give us hhemorrhoids and still we can't live without them

[distant basalt]

No we add like 10 to 16 spices in everything we eat

[modern sleet]

no yeah

just had mango lassi last time I went to an Indian restaurant

shit slapped

[proud cove]

may sound dumb but is there any form of gun like the kolibri from bf1 in 2042

[distant basalt]

Never go to Street food or restaurants always visit a reputed restaurant

Locals aren't very good with hygiene

[modern sleet]

so I’ve seen…

yeah the one I went has like

13k reviews at 4.8 stars

[distant basalt]

Yeah that's good

[modern sleet]

that is

BEYOND good

It’s the only restaurant that I’ve seen

[distant basalt]

@modern sleet how old are you by the way if you don't mind

[modern sleet]

2k+ reviews

i am a but a mere twenty winters of age

[distant basalt]

In Nordic winter?? That's for them a year of winter lasts for 3 years according to mythology

Or do ive read

[wind hemlock]

good way to state your age, I admit xD

[distant basalt]

Or he is just a fan of Vikings culture, cause that's how they used to measure their years except in mythology

[modern sleet]

o didn’t know that

[warped fractal]

How to piss French people

French onion soup microwaved

[modern sleet]

@warped fractal show the set up

:3

[warped fractal]

Its already seen

just imagine the 27in monitor, foscurite scarlett 18i8, a ultra series power control center

and keyboard and mouse

[modern sleet]

I’m asking cause I haven’t seen

no not the specs

[warped fractal]

Nah

[modern sleet]

Lemme see

[warped fractal]

It needs a bit of cleaning

[modern sleet]

what

no

[rich yacht]

[modern sleet]

Don’t be those people who leave nothing on their set up

don’t be bland cmON

[modern sleet]

Mary

PUBLIC SERVER EMOJI???

💀💀💀

[digital schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-drool-gif-24399822

[solemn vapor]

[rich yacht]

[warped fractal]

@solemn vapor Can you solve this

[solemn vapor]

[warped fractal]

Good this will bot how t he bot will respond now on

[rich yacht]

[warped fractal]

Ah, ,who doesn't love cats

[solemn vapor]

[warped fractal]

Where they can be so affectinate

but then be total assholes

[rich yacht]

I have scars all over my arms and legs

all from my cat

[delicate prairie]

Same

[obsidian path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350193977934217216/1180964646421799022/GAbOgfTXAAAvLPc.png?ex=657f5608&is=656ce108&hm=e7fc0a612fe933ac6c93b707de904bd477d4a0721c39de86c4a3402d744dcb75&

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-gif-25437963

[winged inlet]

my colleague got food poisoning so he had to go to the hospital, turned out he needed surgery. Then he got covid in the hospital and now has pneumonia

[verbal belfry]

wtf

[winged inlet]

unluckiest chain of events

[modern sleet]

BRUH

no yeah

[verbal belfry]

thats crazy

is he gonna be ok?

[winged inlet]

He has Swedish healthcare so probably yeah

He got me the mw3 discount so this is probably his divine punishment

[verbal belfry]

oh shit yeah xD

i hope everything is gonna be OK with him man

[delicate prairie]

NEEDED SURGERY FOR WHAT MY GUY?!

[winged inlet]

bro thought it was food poisoning but it was his appendix

[modern sleet]

hospital staff have known to not wash their hands, think half of what they should

[modern sleet]

THIS

[delicate prairie]

Damn bro. Hope he pulls through

[modern sleet]

my best friend thought the same and her appendix was on the brink of rupturing

[modern sleet]

hospital acquired infections are ass, bc you go in for x and come out with y

[winged inlet]

appendix is such a shit organ

[rich yacht]

[delicate prairie]

Yes

[frank shoal]

2nd full playthrough of red dead 2 is now complete... 🥲

[upbeat rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-21852548

[delicate prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-mega-bonk-bonk-dog-bonkers-bonk-anime-gif-24565990

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-minions-bonk-hitting-cute-gif-17663380

[rich yacht]

[jolly folio]

Why feet

I prefer the regular faces

[verbal belfry]

feet are cool dont u think so lad?

[jolly folio]

I need my lawyers

[verbal belfry]

LOL

is it Morph ?

[jolly folio]

Among other people yes

[warped fractal]

Well I made the bot even more unusable

Now it is just complex mathematical formulas and equations that you must solve for to read the response

[jolly folio]

[verbal belfry]

[delicate prairie]

[jolly folio]

Listen here lad

I may be angra but that means I have to use my to use my brain and start acting normal plus don’t think the random lads will be able to read it when I help them out

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cursed-cat-meme-doxxeo-gif-25442987

[delicate prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[lilac forge]

3D KFC

[rich yacht]

[verbal belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/mc-donalds-burger-gif-12721338

[rich yacht]

[jolly folio]

[rich yacht]

Kentucky Feet Chicken

[river thunder]

[rich yacht]

idk

Just spoke whatever came to mind

11 feet and spices

[delicate prairie]

[rich yacht]

sigh

My life is meaningless

I'm nothing without Kentucky Fried Feet

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-just-stop-please-stop-stop-it-meme-gif-26307878

[keen hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/rotisserie-chicken-spinning-food-roast-gif-27683264

[winged inlet]

bruh

[shrewd furnace]

chickin

[visual heron]

The longer i look at it the less appetizing it looks

[winged inlet]

that makes me hungry for chicken

[shrewd furnace]

i dont like to see the chicken as it's still in one piece

[winged inlet]

!jumbo

[shrewd furnace]

it makes it too real 😄

[keen hatch]

Don't blame me for reality 😄

https://tenor.com/view/fries-rotating-fries-high-quality-fries-gif-24835699

[delicate prairie]

CARBO NO!

[shrewd furnace]

damn now i want fries

[keen hatch]

have soem fried to go with it

[visual heron]

Reality is a cruel and heartless thing

[shrewd furnace]

Carbo is responsible for reality

[visual heron]

Now that's something that can spin round and round, baby

[visual heron]

Looks like a mix between a seal and a cat

[keen hatch]

I have a folder with spinning foodz to distract the chat with

[river thunder]

pink lizard

[visual heron]

I've been delightfully distracted with these delicacies

[visual heron]

Pink best colour

[river thunder]

[river thunder]

carbonic pls

rip my eyes

[jolly folio]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-prettypatties-gif-9834857

[upbeat rivet]

deadly toxins

[winged inlet]

eating beans again

beans be so good

[modern sleet]

more

[jolly folio]

Fecker is gonna make lemonade

[modern sleet]

I love the internet and it’s people

[upbeat rivet]

life gave him lemos

[winged inlet]

he speedran stomach ulcer

[keen hatch]

inserts random food gif to forget about the lemons

[winged inlet]

what is that

looks moldy

[rich yacht]

[modern sleet]

DAYUYMN

[visual heron]

Looks like apple pie

[keen hatch]

it's not lemons

[modern sleet]

Where do I get more spinning food

[visual heron]

But why is it stacked together

[jolly folio]

can it have lemons

[modern sleet]

less bites

[keen hatch]

no

[visual heron]

I don't see any teeth

[keen hatch]

almost all food is better if it has layers

[winged inlet]

except for onions

[shrewd furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crycat-cat-gif-23800779

[modern sleet]

it grows like that already so no need for food stacking 😸

[warped fractal]

It do be tasty

[modern sleet]

87

:3

[winged inlet]

prisons should replace all foods with onion

[warped fractal]

@jolly folio one day we should watch a good horror movie

Maybe this week we should watch a good one

[modern sleet]

wait no I might be going there hold on

[warped fractal]

It’s possible carmalized online taste good

Unless he wants to be replacing it with raw onion as torture

Definitely not a violation of the constitution with unusual and cruel punishment

[modern sleet]

I’d like more than just onion

[modern sleet]

good thing we’re sending you to guantanamo bay

[warped fractal]

Shit that terrible place

Heard they are sending people out of there

To close it down

[winged inlet]

you can cook the onions, but let the prisoners eat them so we don't have to

onion is a culinary crime

[lilac forge]

we re playing roblox today at 9cst me and aniner would you like to join @warped fractal

[winged inlet]

garlic is fine, shallot is fine

other onions are not fine

[warped fractal]

Sure let’s invite angra

[modern sleet]

bro tf did you eat so bad that onions took the blame

[warped fractal]

Must disappear now

[lilac forge]

my roblox avatar is literally the big chungus @modern sleet

[modern sleet]

cool 😸

[winged inlet]

onions just make me gag

[modern sleet]

damn

FUCKKK

ONION??:?

Mine is

avocado

I tried over and over

[winged inlet]

my brother is 36 and he still can't eat crab chowder

[lilac forge]

capcicum and onons for me

[winged inlet]

married, 2 kids, eats the grossest shit ever but can't eat soupy crab

it's onion for me

fucking hate 'em

[visual heron]

Fuck cauliflower, especially with cheese sauce

[winged inlet]

you should batter and fry cauliflower

[visual heron]

No, fuck it

Be gone, calluliflower demon. I shan't taste thou devil fruit!

[modern sleet]

DEVIL FRUIT??

smoking it rn

[rich yacht]

gomu gomu

[winged inlet]

what about broccoli?

[visual heron]

Plain, no. In cheese sauce, nope, in stirfry/wok, yessh.

[winged inlet]

batter and fry it

always works

cauliflower, asparagus, bitter melon, etc.

[visual heron]

Instructions unclear..

[rough harness]

broccoli in tikka sauce and other stuff to make an indian dish is cool

[visual heron]

Bitter melon? What is that?

[digital schooner]

It’s like a melon but sweet

[winged inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/おえっ-ゴーヤ-まずい-かじる-ミーハ-gif-14850169

this thing

looks like a mutated cucumber, but it's not

it's very bitter

[visual heron]

Interesting

[winged inlet]

popular in Asia as a salad ingredient

or something braised with meat

it's like eating medicine

[visual heron]

I must travel and taste this

[winged inlet]

where do you live