stardew-valley

[agile tapir]

Thank you T_T

[long obsidian]

send a celebration pics

[agile tapir]

I've dreamt of this day

[sterile trench]

Oooh I see

[agile tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/graduation-happy-dance-gif-13886897

[sterile trench]

Congrats

[waxen tiger]

Bacon and egg sandwich

[agile tapir]

Noice

[young shale]

saving everything is genuinely so difficult for me hhh

[oak owl]

I'm hoarder collector

[flat fractal]

|| just got a cutscene and a fairy cast a spell on my ancient fruit plant whats that about?||

[oak owl]

its a random event

[lavish basin]

Random night event that fully grows all crops in up to a 5x5

[vernal spear]

Hey i need some help, after like a few minutes my game audio gets really weird its like slowed and crackly and stuttering but the games running fine its just the adio what do i do

[oak owl]

what you playing on?

[vernal spear]

pc

[frank kayak]

#vanilla-tech-support

i say update drivers

[vernal spear]

mine are all updated and its just sdv

[frank kayak]

odd.

[flat fractal]

try installing/reinstalling xna 4.0 i was having audio issues and that fixed it

[long obsidian]

holy cow mey from oberlook

[vernal spear]

what is that

[oak owl]

back up the game file and try varify the integrity of the game files to see if some things missing

[vernal spear]

im not playing on steam im using gog

[flat fractal]

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=20914&lc=1033

its microsoft framework

[vernal spear]

cold

[oak owl]

what's gog

[flat fractal]

the worst

[vernal spear]

https://gog.com/

[oak owl]

sounds scammy as fuck ngl

[flat fractal]

its not

[vernal spear]

dude

[frank kayak]

SDV MP severs are hosted on GOG

[flat fractal]

it just sucks

[long obsidian]

trans to trans communication

[versed flame]

is it worth selling coffee beans or do yall keep it for smth else??

[vernal spear]

its literally one of the second most popular gamestores

[long obsidian]

I make a coffee farm cause I’m addicted to the speed boost

[vernal spear]

blahaj

[oak owl]

I think I only steam mainly for most games

[frank kayak]

so Steam GOG and EPIC?

[vernal spear]

those are the main three yea

[oak owl]

I don't use epic too much but I rarely use it ig

[long obsidian]

🎃

[flat fractal]

epic is awful aswell

[vernal spear]

oh hell nah

[long obsidian]

[flat fractal]

steam>xbox>ubisoft>gog>epic>ea

[versed flame]

the speed boost is so good ngl

[oak owl]

any who back to the issue before we get back on topic, just try back up the game file and try a reinstall maybe

[vestal urchin]

i hate steam with every atom i am made of

[flat fractal]

reinstall xna

[sterile trench]

Why

[vestal urchin]

its just trash

[flat fractal]

no point reinstalling the game without trying that

[oak owl]

I mean it isn't. pretty sure its one of if not the biggest game stores for pc

[vestal urchin]

we all have our opinions

[sterile trench]

I haven't used it in a min so idk... but I remember for a long time nothing would load. Turns out I needed to update

[vestal urchin]

its annoying having to update it every time i wnna change my wallpaper or any time i even open it

[past knot]

Geologist or miner?

[oak owl]

and? I'm not saying you can't have yours, your opinion is just as valid is everyone else's here I was only sharing mine too :))

[waxen tiger]

Hey Mini

[vestal urchin]

hey

[waxen tiger]

Sup?

[oak owl]

depends how your gonna play but remember this can be changed later

[sonic marsh]

Hi! I’m new to this but everytime I use my controller on my phone it crashes. Any ideas?

[young shale]

i dont update my steam but i probs should

[vestal urchin]

nm js chillin

[quaint jungle]

Hii

[waxen tiger]

Welcome

[sterile trench]

How do you use a controller on phone? Also welcome

[quaint jungle]

Have you guys played sons of the forest

[sonic marsh]

It’s a Xbox controller

Just through Bluetooth

[waxen tiger]

That must be off topic

[sterile trench]

Hmm idk anything about Xbox so I'll let someone else answer ig

[oak owl]

this is off topic. please don't talk about other games here

[past knot]

bro omfg I can't with the 1.6 update

[oak owl]

?

[past knot]

IM SO LAGGY

[oak owl]

why?

[frank kayak]

PC only has it

[oak owl]

I'm aware?

[past knot]

I don't know if they did a bug patch or something but ever since yesterday i have been lagging like crazy

i've taken off the mods i use and it was still laggy

I have no clue why

[deft rune]

Stream was laggy

[past knot]

The game was laggy

i was fighting for my life just tryna mine stone

[sullen ingot]

i planted my blueberries on day 1 of summer and have watered them every day except once (because i tabbed out and didnt know i left the game unpaused and then i passed out) and they still haven't finished and its the 11th. Anyone know why?

[west hearth]

i can’t tell if this is satire or not

[deft rune]

Oooh!

[oak owl]

?

[young shale]

i dont think ive ever encountered lag on stardew

[past knot]

omg its so bad for me

[west hearth]

oh i’m in new farmers

[oak owl]

I think I've had the rare odd spike but that was highly likely things running in the background

[west hearth]

MY BAD LMAOOO

[past knot]

I would press the walk button and it would either take forever to register or would force me to keep walking in the same area

[west hearth]

i thought i was in off topic omg i’m done bye

[past knot]

like i was forced to keep walking

[sterile trench]

Thought it was weird you were over here

[oak owl]

oh I assume the msg wasn't directed at me ? 😅

[west hearth]

i got lost…

[deft rune]

Lmao it's ok

[young shale]

are you having other things run in the background ?

[west hearth]

i had a silly moment and thought i was in off topic and thought you were telling someone to not go off topic in off topic 😭 don’t mind me

[oak owl]

haha DW, I feel we have all done that 😂

[west hearth]

that’s why i was like

[past knot]

i have my browser open but only discord is open, but ive been doing the same thing since i started playing on pc and for some reason it got really laggy out of nowhere

[young shale]

maybe ur drivers are out of date

[past knot]

cause it was sorta laggy yesterday but this morning it was fine

[west hearth]

carry on new farmers

[deft rune]

Thanks Beth!

[past knot]

i just installed steam on saturday tho

[oak owl]

🫡

[past knot]

and got all the mods on monday/tuesday

[versed flame]

||for green rain days, what do u guys normally do? i feel like theres sm to forage||

[young shale]

drivers not steam

[past knot]

cant talk abt that without spoilers

[oak owl]

this needs a spoiler!

[versed flame]

OH hold on

[past knot]

how do i check my drivers?

[versed flame]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

To use this command, type !spoiler.

[kindred wave]

Is villager need talk everyday?

[next saddle]

how do i download mods

[oak owl]

god I've been putting off my driver updates lately I think

[past knot]

thats for pc only

[oak owl]

#modded-stardew and #archived-modded-support

[past knot]

no but it does help increase friendship

[oak owl]

that's down to you really

[alpine acorn]

how do you type the spoiler bars?

[past knot]

||

[oak owl]

|| both sides *

[past knot]

on both sides

[young shale]

i think u just do a windows update n it does it automatically ? idk i use driver booster

[past knot]

PIXELLL

[past knot]

ill restart my computer ig

[versed flame]

ok i added spoiler tag!! but yea what do u guys do 😭 ||ive been foraging all day bc theres sm trees but is there smth im missing||

[alpine acorn]

hello

[sterile trench]

Haven't played 1.6 yet so idk

[alpine acorn]

ik that but how exactly do i type that on keyboard i cant find the key

[magic frigate]

!gettingstarted

[novel thistle]

If you would like a guide to setting up mods for Stardew Valley, check out the getting started guide! https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide

To use this command, type !gettingstarted.

[kindred wave]

What is stardew valley? A place in game?

[vital iron]

did you speak to the villagers?

[magic frigate]

It’s the entirety of the place you’re playing in

[next saddle]

thank you

[young shale]

bomb em

[magic frigate]

Of course!

[oak owl]

its on the ?123 page of the keyboard on the top row 3rd key in for me

[past knot]

did not work

mine is under my backspace key

[oak owl]

ANAIRAAAAA

[versed flame]

not a bad idea

[alpine acorn]

same for me ty

[magic frigate]

HIII WHIPPY

[past knot]

ANAIRA

[versed flame]

hmmm yes in year 1 but its year 2 so lemme try to do that

[alpine acorn]

||test||

[oak owl]

HIIIII

[magic frigate]

HIII

[magic frigate]

How are you?!

[sterile trench]

Heyy anaira

[vital iron]

yeah ||they all have different dialogues this time round||

[past knot]

Good:)

actually thats a lie

[magic frigate]

Hiii Mimi

[past knot]

my stardew game is so laggy its pissing me off so much

[magic frigate]

Nauuuurrr

[versed flame]

oooo i see thank u!!

[magic frigate]

I’m sorry to hear that!

[past gate]

Potato pc?

[oak owl]

try #vanilla-tech-support

[past knot]

i try to walk and once i click the button it forces me to keep walking even while pressing other buttons

[sterile trench]

Hru? Quit your job yet

[past knot]

laptop, i got it for my birthday last year

my birthday is in june

[deft rune]

I just got a burger

[magic frigate]

Hah I wish, I’m not gonna be able to for a while

[vestal urchin]

[oak owl]

[alpine acorn]

i played on a kindle so i bet theres more to that

[magic frigate]

Wish my grandpa had a farm I could inherit and live there & build a wine empire with

[oak owl]

[sterile trench]

Real

[deft rune]

Same

[alpine acorn]

i wish i could sell 1 potato for $80

[past knot]

wish my grandpa wasn't a total dumbass(love him tho)

[magic frigate]

[oak owl]

^^

[past gate]

JUNE GANG

[waxen tiger]

I love being cool

[deft rune]

So it's just around the corner!

[sterile trench]

Wish there were an emo boy who had a genius sis and a step dad who hates him living as my neighbor

[deft rune]

Fr

[magic frigate]

I’m down with a trippy rave girl too hehe

[drifting kraken]

Ok so this is my first save in stardew and im trying to finish the community center. Im on truffles and even though the wiki says there is a 99.9% chance of a truffle per day i havent gotten one in 2 days of having my pig out in an empty spot. anyone can help? im posting a pic in #farms-and-outfits

[magic frigate]

[waxen tiger]

Emily

[sterile trench]

Emily is fun

[magic frigate]

Julien!! Hello!

[deft rune]

Emily can dance 💃

[alpine acorn]

pig isnt mature yet

[vital iron]

its still a baby!

[waxen tiger]

Dinner is ready!!

[drifting kraken]

Ok, How long until it is mature?

[grave blade]

YOUR PIG A BABY

[magic frigate]

Oh wait nevermind it’s cute lmao

[alpine acorn]

just takes time not sure how long exactly

[past knot]

why is it that when she turns around she looks like shes hitting that one move that the kid from the lorax was doing

[vital iron]

i cant remember exactly but i know they take a while to grow

[magic frigate]

Wait whaaaa 😭

[past knot]

https://tenor.com/view/lorax-lorax-kid-dancing-gif-16006525983109240352

[waxen tiger]

Meowdy ANAIRA

[magic frigate]

HIIII!

[past knot]

ITS SPOT ON IM CRYING

[magic frigate]

[drifting kraken]

damn i want to finish the community center soon. Its spring of year 4 and i still have 3 unfinished bundles 😭

[sterile trench]

PLS why do you have this saved 😭

[alpine acorn]

10 days if fed every day

[deft rune]

Emily as a child

[vital iron]

10 nights it said on the wiki if fed everyday:)

[alpine acorn]

idk why but im saving it too 😂

[past knot]

i dont actually know

but its spot on with emily

[deft rune]

LMAO

[sterile trench]

Indeed

[past knot]

let it growwww let it growwwwww

[vital iron]

also youll get there! which others do u have left?

[deft rune]

It's a catchy song tho

[waxen tiger]

[shut carbon]

and then Morris would sing “let it die”

[lone walrus]

morris an op

[magic frigate]

[past knot]

Bro im looking at the stardew plushies rn, which chicken would be the best to get?

[shut carbon]

||blue||

[magic frigate]

||blue||

[alpine acorn]

||blue||

[alpine acorn]

thanks for reminding me

[knotty palm]

💳 💥 ||blue||

[magic frigate]

Sure! Thanks for spoilering

[vital iron]

i have the ||blue|| one🤭

[shut carbon]

I have one and love him so much <3

[magic frigate]

Oop

[waxen tiger]

Voila… It’s ready

[deft rune]

Watch them say no lmao Jk I hope they don't

[past knot]

idk i kinda fw the fat one

the really fat one

[flat fractal]

damn just got my ||2nd prismatic shard|| what should i do with this one?

[alpine acorn]

no problem!

[magic frigate]

I save them personally

[sterile trench]

Birb

[deft rune]

That looks so delicious!

[grave blade]

After the talk on chickens, this looks like the behind of one

[flat fractal]

so theres nothing else i can do with it like the sword?

[shut carbon]

Save it, you’ll most likely need at least one eventually for post-cc reasons

[magic frigate]

!spoiler there is but that’s #stardew-spoilers

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

To use this command, type !spoiler.

[knotty palm]

Looks delicious

[past knot]

wait im gonna get in trouble again by mods

[magic frigate]

!checkthepins post CC btw

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[shut carbon]

!checkthepins that’s post cc and can’t be mentioned at all /nm

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[oak owl]

I'm still aiming for many of my stupid goals of a full chest of || prismatic shards ||

[grave blade]

Wait what is this? Strange bun?

[shut carbon]

oh dang gl

[waxen tiger]

Nope

[past knot]

still never gonna get over the fact shane says "hehe" in the letter

[alpine acorn]

Sorry!

[shut carbon]

it happens

[livid folio]

||a larger rock appeared in my farm, larger as in higher||

[shut carbon]

REAL it gets me every time

man actually wrote out hehe

[shut carbon]

meteorite perhaps? does it have pinkish purple spikes?

[oak owl]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-king-of-pop-dance-gif-23187191

[sleek sparrow]

Seems like a meteorite

[waxen tiger]

How you doing, ANAIRA? Happy Friday@magic frigate

[livid folio]

No, it’s literally a grey rock but larger

And I can’t break it with golden pickaxe

[sleek sparrow]

… there’s no such thing that can appear on the farm

[shut carbon]

is it on the farm?

[sleek sparrow]

What the heck

[livid folio]

Oh wait I’m breaking it

[sterile trench]

When does the meteorite come on farm? I didn't get it on my farm I fear and fall is almost over

[shut carbon]

ah

[shut carbon]

Random event

[magic frigate]

I’m well, how are you?! Happy Friday!

[shut carbon]

[[Meteorite]]

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Meteorite

[sleek sparrow]

It’s a random event ur just unlucky 😔

[livid folio]

I can’t send a pic

[vestal urchin]

i got it year 4

[sterile trench]

Dang rip

[deft rune]

I got it twice

[sleek sparrow]

Send in #images-and-memes

[magic frigate]

Lvl 5

[sterile trench]

I got it previous save files... but now nothing

[livid folio]

No wait

[sleek sparrow]

Yea

[livid folio]

LOL it was the mushroom tree thing

[oak owl]

what a lad

[shut carbon]

That’s a spoiler /nm (14 hearts)

[magic frigate]

14 heart isn’t allowed here btw

[shut carbon]

LMFAO

[agile tapir]

oh sorry

[shut carbon]

some rock

[sleek sparrow]

I made a girl cave in my mushroom cave

[steel temple]

helloooo

[young shale]

giving shane a beer... im upset w myself

[shut carbon]

hello and welcome!

[young shale]

hi welcome !

[deft rune]

Hey welcome to the valley!

[steel temple]

Hiiii

omg tysm

[sleek sparrow]

He never gonna quit so might as well..

[agile tapir]

I was expecting something sweet and romantic and all I got was disappointment...

[oak owl]

thus is life

[shut carbon]

oh… yeah…

[agile tapir]

fair

[young shale]

thats basically a sum up of alex as a spouse

[deft rune]

2/12 Bachlor and Bachlorettes playlist done!

[agile tapir]

Im starting to regret it now tbh

[sleek sparrow]

I’ve never been betrayed cuz I only have a roommate and no spouse ever

[alpine acorn]

alex and haley are terrible and thats why theyre meant to be 😭

[sterile trench]

Dang

[waxen tiger]

Thanks Dew

[grave blade]

Who done?

[agile tapir]

lol

[young shale]

haley is not that bad after

[magic frigate]

That’s 14 heart btw

[young shale]

alex stays bad

[agile tapir]

Im just gonna ignore Alex for a week for now

[alpine acorn]

i hate haley

[shut carbon]

ik, that’s why I spoilered it ^^ is 14 heart not allowed here? /genq

[alpine acorn]

shes mean for no reason

[magic frigate]

Nope

[deft rune]

Sebastian and Elliot playlist are completed, Sam is close to being done soon!

[young shale]

she becomes nice after 4 hearts

[shut carbon]

Ah, I’ll delete that then! Thanks for letting me know

[sleek sparrow]

Lol I remember doing so bad on the winter event 20q cuz I never get over 8 hearts with any of the marriage candidates so I have 0 clue what’s in their 10 and 14 heart cutscenes

[waxen tiger]

Doing good, just about to eat my dinner, having a day off from school next Monday, thanks for asking

[magic frigate]

No worries!

[magic frigate]

Glad to hear!

[sterile trench]

Anaira for president

[deft rune]

Of course, no problem!

[agile tapir]

Who's cutscenes are the sweetest in your opinion?

I might divorce Alex

[alpine acorn]

YES

[sterile trench]

Harvey actually

[alpine acorn]

Do it

[agile tapir]

The joja guy?

[deft rune]

Sebastian

[agile tapir]

Maybe..

[sterile trench]

No the doctor

[vital iron]

whyy alex is one of my faves

[agile tapir]

oh

Ill check him out

[young shale]

ive only been alex haley shane and sam so out of those 4 i liked alex's the most ngl LOL

not his 14 heart but the others

[alpine acorn]

ive only married maru so

[agile tapir]

He has brought me disappointment

[sleek sparrow]

Sweetest huh.. hmmmm…..

Grandpa’s cutscenes are the sweetest

[shut carbon]

Alex and Haley have good character development imo, especially Haley

[young shale]

be like me yes

[agile tapir]

lmao

[young shale]

where is alex development

[agile tapir]

He was so sweet then his 14 heart happened...

[deft rune]

George?

[sterile trench]

Oooh that's one I rarely hear, nice!

[young shale]

i probably wouldve stayed w him

[sleek sparrow]

No
Grandpa

[alpine acorn]

where is haley development

[vital iron]

he has character development😭

[sleek sparrow]

Your grandpa
The farmer’s grandpa

[young shale]

i hate him as a spouse. i actually preferred him before marriage

[deft rune]

Farmer's grandpa?

[agile tapir]

lol

[young shale]

i genuinely wanna know what it was though

[deft rune]

OH OKAY

[shut carbon]

he becomes more emotionally vulnerable from what I’ve seen but admittedly I haven’t married him

[alpine acorn]

yea i like design and engineering so i immediatley took attention to her

[young shale]

because i feel like he stayed the same from 0 hearts to 14 hearts

[waxen tiger]

You are a nice person, hope you have a great rest of your day, buddy

[sterile trench]

I like the event where ||she builds the robot|| not sure if I can say this here

[grave blade]

Very rare for a Maru romancer in these parts. If I have a new save I’ll go for Maru.

[sleek sparrow]

I know I’ve never seen that one

[vital iron]

no he ||apologised and started acting better||, he also ||opened up a lot more||

[shut carbon]

when you have higher hearts with her, her dialogue changes to talking about how she should donate more of her clothes and she actually loves the town. she also just generally becomes kinder

[alpine acorn]

i dont think so but i agree

[deft rune]

Thank you sm, you're also a kind person! I hope you're day is great!

[young shale]

i nvr rlly saw it like that bc its j normal to not talk abt deep stuff w ppl u dont know n trust idk

[vital iron]

yes!

[young shale]

his spouse dialogue was straight cheeks. u can only talk abt working out so many times in the day :/

[sleek sparrow]

He stopped his overboard masculinity but still doesn’t really care for you

[young shale]

exactly i felt like there was no romantic interactions while married

[vital iron]

idk he'll always be one of my favourites

[sterile trench]

I feel like all the spouses have their days where they just don't want to be bothered

[alpine acorn]

oml all i smell is wild onion from doing a bit of irl foraging 😂

[sleek sparrow]

Let’s be real he only seem like he changed cuz he met you
A “cool” girl (if ur playing as a girl and he was misogynistic before)

[deft rune]

Fr

[young shale]

nvr felt like that w my bbg haley

[deft rune]

I wish they had more dialogue and different ones in different seasons

[young shale]

i should leave sam for her fr

[deft rune]

I mean they do

But still

[sleek sparrow]

Honestly best character development goes to.. George

[shut carbon]

REAL

[deft rune]

Lmao honestly

[young shale]

yaaa

he gets the grumpy pass

[sterile trench]

Fr

[deft rune]

He is one of the best grandpas

[sleek sparrow]

I’d be grumpy too if the goody two shoes of the town push my wheelchair

[young shale]

i accidentally gave lewis a mega bomb...

[shut carbon]

true!! that event really annoys me because like?? don’t touch peoples mobility aids without their consent even if they need help (unless it’s like. an emergency but almost always ask!!!)

[cobalt hare]

Goodnight gamers

[shut carbon]

slay! (slay him!) (become the new mayor!)

[sterile trench]

Night sap

[deft rune]

Goodnight Farmer Sap!

[cobalt hare]

( I will not be wishing joja-mart or Lewis supporters goodnight )

[cobalt hare]

OMG YOU'RE ALSO TEAM SEB???

Awesome!!

[sterile trench]

Yesss

[cobalt hare]

Goodnight Dew!!

[young shale]

feel like half the ppl here are seb lovers

[sleek sparrow]

“Accidentally” sure
Likely story

[cobalt hare]

For me it was either Seby or Elliott

[young shale]

HELPP NO LOL

[cobalt hare]

In my second run I will marry Elliott

[deft rune]

Ikr? That's awesome!

[cobalt hare]

But srsly seby is a cutiepie

[sterile trench]

As you should, both great

[sleek sparrow]

Yea save your explanations for court

[young shale]

i was riding my horse n didnt realize i selected the bomb

[deft rune]

I married Seb twice, I couldn't bring myself to marry someone else

[cobalt hare]

Married him, got a child called Walter. An iridium chicken because my best friend convinced me to stick it in the incubator

[sleek sparrow]

Uh

[cobalt hare]

:3 a person of culture I see

[sterile trench]

Lololol I always go back

[shut carbon]

nah those are expensive, best he’s getting from me is a cherry bomb and that could still probably get the job done 💥- I mean what

[sleek sparrow]

Is that 1.6 content

[young shale]

what is

[deft rune]

HAHAH YEAH!

[cobalt hare]

It's a pain in the ass stalking him tho like he NEVER leaves his room it takes FOREVER to romance him

[sleek sparrow]

The || iridium chicken ||

Or something

[shut carbon]

that’s not a thing afaik?

[sleek sparrow]

What is that

[young shale]

idk.. didnt even know thats a thing

[cobalt hare]

There's an iridium egg

[young shale]

oh. yeah

[sterile trench]

Lolol I just fish in the mountains and wait till he goes to his little corner to smoke

[cobalt hare]

I was visited by a witch and got an Iridium egg one night

[shut carbon]

Iridium quality egg perhaps?

[sleek sparrow]

That’s a void egg

[vital iron]

OH

[cobalt hare]

And stuck it in the incubator

NO SHIT MB

[deft rune]

I don't mind stalking him tbh, it's fun trying to run to his place before 3:00, that's when he leaves his room

[shut carbon]

void egg?

[cobalt hare]

IM STUPID

[shut carbon]

oh yeah it happens dw lmao

[cobalt hare]

YEAH VOID EGG, I ALWAYS MIX EM UP

IM SO SORRY

[young shale]

bro i cant buy seeds bc of kent wthhh HELP

NVM

[cobalt hare]

The twenty minute window where he goes to the kitchen

[shut carbon]

give him a mega bomb too!

[sterile trench]

Lol real

[young shale]

NOOO LMFAO

[deft rune]

It's a race against time before he returns back to his room

[cobalt hare]

Omg actually

[vernal spear]

can someone help over in #vanilla-tech-support im still needing help

[shut carbon]

I usually catch him at the mountain lake after dark

[sleek sparrow]

Me when I had to stalk Caroline all day in her room to give her a normal quality daffodil

[shut carbon]

.. this sounds really weird out of context

[vernal spear]

is that a gwen stefani bio

[young shale]

wh

[cobalt hare]

Trueee but it's dangerous for me because I'm always in the mines

[sterile trench]

I swear he got the best cutscenes... who else (besides Abigail) gets a ||game within a game||

[cobalt hare]

Elliott is actually like me icl, he's a poet and a hopeless romantic

[shut carbon]

Ah yeah, I usually encounter him when I fish

[young shale]

u j reminded me i have to be friends with elliott BLAGHHH

[cobalt hare]

My husband Seby and his boyfriend Sam 😔

[young shale]

omg and harvey... be so srs..

[cobalt hare]

Yesss

[vernal spear]

i avoid elliot at all costs

[shut carbon]

!elliot

[novel thistle]

Elliott has two t's in it...

To use this command, type !elliot.

[cobalt hare]

WHAT WHY

[deft rune]

I agree plus || he rides a motorcycle!!! ||

[sleek sparrow]

When we were on our co-op file
My roommate and I made a squid pond just so they can rizz up Elliott

[sterile trench]

Yesss

[old gull]

Is CA swedish

[vernal spear]

dont like him

[vital iron]

me too

[young shale]

i forgot that was my bio lol idk i was j referrencing the tiktok audio

i dislike elliott and harvey

[cobalt hare]

Whyy he's so nicee

[shut carbon]

No, he’s American iirc

[vernal spear]

its a lyric from the song just a girl by no doubt

[cobalt hare]

A little poet

[vernal spear]

hes not hes weird

[cobalt hare]

Elliott is the DEFINITION of pookie

[vernal spear]

doesnt deserve that respect

[cobalt hare]

He does lmao ejdkcjjd

[shut carbon]

here I’ll do you one better

[vernal spear]

no he is not 😭 my man looks like handsome squidward

[old gull]

Oh i just found out like theres so many like finland dev with weird ass games but good

[shut carbon]

!ellinut

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !ellinut.

[young shale]

had no idea she was in that band

[shut carbon]

learned this command this morning it’s now my fav

[vital iron]

hes always smiling no matter what he says

[deft rune]

Omg what-

[vernal spear]

shes the lead singer 😭 she mad the band

[vernal spear]

i hate him even more now

[sleek sparrow]

He does look like an extra dry peanut there

[young shale]

its been years since i listened to her lol i didnt really associate the voice w her

[vernal spear]

as if hes not a burnt walnut lookin mf he is NOT real

[young shale]

if i gift everyone wine, will they like me ;w;

having to keep up w their gifts is lame

[sleek sparrow]

Bro you giving the kids wine?

[vernal spear]

anyway pls someone help i cant play the game when the demon is possessing the soundtrack lmfao

[deft rune]

Did you know Sebastian's eyes are a dark green?

[vernal spear]

yes always

[vestal urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/sebastian-stan-sebastian-jumpscare-sebastian-stardew-stardew-valley-kirakat5-gif-25950352

they dont look green to me

[vernal spear]

holy shit dude spoiler that thats terrifying

[deft rune]

He wants a kiss

[vestal urchin]

[sleek sparrow]

Then just give them || MRC || lol

[deft rune]

[vernal spear]

https://tenor.com/view/stardew-valley-stardew-valley-sam-sam-stardew-valley-stardew-valley-twerk-sam-sdv-gif-27484947

[sleek sparrow]

Universal loves

[vernal spear]

this was the best character

[vernal spear]

my chemical romancenec????

[deft rune]

HAHAHAHAHH

[sterile trench]

[sleek sparrow]

No that’s MCR

[young shale]

u think i can afford dis !?

[sleek sparrow]

I’m talking about my romance chemical

[mystic flume]

Which one look better

[sleek sparrow]

Green

[vernal spear]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-sebastian-stardew-valley-sebastian-stardew-sebastian-stan-kira-kat5-gif-25950341

sendign him to the void <3

[shut carbon]

nooooooo

[waxen tiger]

Hello Mei

[vernal spear]

where he belongs

[sterile trench]

Which gives more defense/ immunity

[shut carbon]

!sebastian

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !sebastian.

[vernal spear]

hi juloien

[vernal spear]

no

[waxen tiger]

Sup?

[deft rune]

NOOO COME BACK

[vernal spear]

!shane

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !shane.

[sleek sparrow]

!krobus

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !krobus.

[vernal spear]

!dwarf

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !dwarf.

[vestal urchin]

dont spam commands

;-;

[vernal spear]

not much wbu

[sleek sparrow]

I just wanna see if there was a Krobus one

It existed
I’m satisfied

[vernal spear]

nah gotta catch him at 3pm when he gets up his lazy ass to eat cheetos

[deft rune]

He belongs with meee and the other sebby lovers ofc

[waxen tiger]

Just ate dinner, gonna go gaming

[vernal spear]

cool

[past gate]

You belong with me by Taylor Swift

[deft rune]

LMAO Cheetos

[sterile trench]

They don't understand

[mystic flume]

Bro

[deft rune]

Aye you got the reference!!!

[mystic flume]

I said which one LOOK better

[sterile trench]

Brown

[vernal spear]

yeah yu can keep his my chemical romance ass boulevard of broken dreams lookin mf with the when i was a young boy my father left me ass haircut in his shitty ass basement

[deft rune]

Fr

[shut carbon]

brown

[waxen tiger]

Only 2 weeks left for summer break

[deft rune]

Brown

[waxen tiger]

And completing my sophormore year

[shut carbon]

like until summer break or left of summer break?

[sleek sparrow]

Bro did not read what the hell

[young shale]

my break starts in mid july

[waxen tiger]

Until

[sterile trench]

Omg y'all babies in here 😭

[vernal spear]

!harvey

[novel thistle]

To use this command, type !harvey.

[sleek sparrow]

I’m 3 weeks into summer class….

[slate prism]

Hey yall

[deft rune]

Thank youuu!

[sleek sparrow]

Hello~

[waxen tiger]

Hope you doing something fun in the summer

[young shale]

imagine being old tho..

[deft rune]

Hey what's up?

[waxen tiger]

Greetings Milky

[slate prism]

Just got home

[young shale]

just staying at home and working

[shut carbon]

lmao imagine being a millennial /lh

[vernal spear]

harvey is the one true pookie wookie schnookem bear honey bunchkinpies sweet pea cutie patootie and yall CANNOT say otherwise

[sleek sparrow]

Hi~

[waxen tiger]

How's it going?

[deft rune]

Otherwise

[young shale]

me who felt disgusted talking w him..

[sterile trench]

What's lh?

[vernal spear]

remind him to wear deodorant

[young shale]

lighthearted

i think

[deft rune]

Leave my boi alone

[shut carbon]

!tone

[novel thistle]

Tone indicators can be placed at the end of a message to indicate your intended tone. You may see them used in chat, and are welcome (but never required) to use them yourself!

Some common tone indicators:
/gen or /g = genuine
/j = joking
/hj = half-joking
/lh = light-hearted
/s = sarcastic
/srs = serious

To use this command, type !tone.

[sleek sparrow]

I played stardew in class yesterday
I hope the prof didn’t mind my aggressive clicking cuz I was running || SC ||

[deft rune]

He done nothing wrong

[sterile trench]

[past gate]

You made that on purpose? Damn

[vernal spear]

have you fucking SEEN his moustache dude

[deft rune]

Yup LMAO

[old gull]

Laptop keyboard has sound?

[young shale]

im not a mustache fan

[sleek sparrow]

Mouse tho..

[vernal spear]

incorrect he done nothing at all except sit in his musty ass stanky ass bedroom and eat cheetos and be a nicotine addict

[sleek sparrow]

Wait y’all play stardew on laptops with the damn touchpad or something??

[vernal spear]

so half right tbh

[sterile trench]

Ntm 😭

[old gull]

Phone

[shut carbon]

I have a friend who key under the k and l keys as left and right click and uses those instead of a mouse

[deft rune]

Chill he does work!

[young shale]

only sometimes in lecture

[vernal spear]

ntm?

[sterile trench]

Not too much

[vernal spear]

sleeping in and scrolling reddit for 6 hours is nto work

[past gate]

Nice lol

[deft rune]

He is a freelance programmer!

[vernal spear]

im not wrong

[vernal spear]

what does he program the new my chemical romance website

[sleek sparrow]

Bro married rich so he can fulfill his dreams of being a game dev

[vernal spear]

oh sorry its his emo tumblr blog where he posts about that goth lifestyle

[sleek sparrow]

Doesn’t this just mean the farmer is sugar parents to everyone they marry

[sterile trench]

His only flaw is his nicotine addiction I'll give you that

[vernal spear]

and be depressed

[waxen tiger]

That sounds nice, I love your amazing pfp

[vernal spear]

and the fact he never does shit he stays in his room all day

[waxen tiger]

And yours too Mei

[vernal spear]

gotta catch him at 3pm when he gets up to eat cheetos

[sleek sparrow]

Oh
Yes it’s official art from a webtoon…

[vernal spear]

thank you julien

[deft rune]

If you had a shitty step father you'd be depressed too

[sleek sparrow]

Yours look interesting

[sleek sparrow]

Honestly I can get behind this

[vernal spear]

hes tumblr depressed he uses sad bart simpson pfps

[sleek sparrow]

Time to start the Demetrius hate train again

[vernal spear]

what did he do

[sleek sparrow]

Being a shitty step dad

[vernal spear]

how

[sleek sparrow]

Discrimination

[vernal spear]

thats a very broad thing

[sleek sparrow]

Segregation
Favoritism

[deft rune]

Neglectful

[sterile trench]

Who your fave romanceable ??

[deft rune]

He gets Weird creepy if you become besties with Maru

[vernal spear]

uhhh probably shane, harvey, or maru

[vernal spear]

yeah nevermind actually hes a prick

i understand your argument now

[sterile trench]

Shane...I heard all I need to hear

[sullen ingot]

whats the thing that turns grass into wheat?

[vernal spear]

a mill probably

[deft rune]

Yeah a mill

[sterile trench]

Silo

[mystic flume]

U forgot war crimes and arson

[sterile trench]

And it's hay I think

[vernal spear]

that was sebastian probably

[mystic flume]

No

[deft rune]

OMG

[vernal spear]

my man looks like a 4chan user like im sorry but seb no

[vernal spear]

OH AND LEAH

[sullen ingot]

how do i unlock it? i can only build chicken coop right now

[deft rune]

You're right Demetrius almost exploded the house

[vernal spear]

good

explode himself next

[sullen ingot]

oh nvm the arrow is hidden and im blind

[sterile trench]

Go to Robin with the supplies and buy it

[mystic flume]

He looks like a reddit user who makes memes w doomer wojak and says me

[sleek sparrow]

The quote that made me hate Demetrius is 6+ heart so I can’t say it

Sighhh

[vernal spear]

he owns a goth tumblr blog

[deft rune]

I know what you meaaan

[sterile trench]

Say it in #stardew-spoilers and tag me pls

[vernal spear]

whos getting 6 hearts with demetrius 😭

[slate prism]

Where do you get Green beans?

[deft rune]

Me

[young shale]

pierres

[deft rune]

By pure accident

[shut carbon]

Pierre in spring

[slate prism]

Is it the bean starter?

[sleek sparrow]

Yea

[shut carbon]

Yes

[slate prism]

Okay thank you

[young shale]

i am but only for completion

[slate prism]

yall the best

[vernal spear]

unforgiveable

[sleek sparrow]

If it wasn’t for completion I would just give him trash every day

Sighhh

[shut carbon]

same

[slate prism]

I know Sam’s full name

[sleek sparrow]

Yea his full name is Samantha

[slate prism]

No lmao

[young shale]

i dont wanna be talking to or gifting any of these ppl but im forced to

[shut carbon]

Samara

[slate prism]

No

[deft rune]

Same

[sleek sparrow]

Sampo

[shut carbon]

Samster

[vernal spear]

its Sammuskaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh the thirty first of Shamaskarogalog

obviously

[shut carbon]

Samaster

Clearly

[young shale]

samson was gonna be the name of one of the guinea pigs i'd get in the future if i get them

[deft rune]

Samsung

[sleek sparrow]

IM DEAD

[shut carbon]

the one correct answer

[slate prism]

Samson

[vernal spear]

his last name is galaxy

[young shale]

LOL

[slate prism]

That’s Sam’s name

Samson

[vernal spear]

shit name get a better one sam

[past gate]

Samsung

[shut carbon]

ah yes the galaxy family. Jodi Galaxy, Kent Galaxy, Samsung Galaxy, Vincent Galaxy

[novel thistle]

@shut carbon You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[deft rune]

Oh we were so close!

[sleek sparrow]

Oh Samson, child of Samdad and Sammom

[sterile trench]

Congrats

[sleek sparrow]

Got it

[young shale]

LMFAO

[deft rune]

OMG CONGRATS ASTER!!!

[shut carbon]

.. this is the message that gets me to lvl 25? Lmao

[solar geyser]

Hey all .. I figured this was probably a good place to ask this question.. is it possible to play Stardew wrong? I've owned the game for over a year.. I've started 3 farms and don't think I've made it beyond 8 in-game days. I keep seeing youtube videos like 'mistakes you should never make!' and 'checklist for a perfect first year' and those videos seem to imply that there's a wrong way to play. I've been a bit anxious to even start.. Stardew seems like a really chill game though.

[shut carbon]

thank you guys :D

[shut carbon]

not at all!

[young shale]

theres no wrong way to play :D

[sleek sparrow]

Vincent Van Go- I mean Galaxy

[vernal spear]

tf is vincent then

[deft rune]

The governor liked it sm he decided to rank you to the next level

[young shale]

future me decided to get a 3rd guinea pig

[sleek sparrow]

Sambro

[sterile trench]

Those videos are mainly aimed towards if you wanna make money fast, but you do you!

[flat fractal]

theres probably a "perfect" way to play i imagine itd be no fun unless ur the type of person who likes 100% every game

[vernal spear]

#KillJodiGang

[deft rune]

Has a lil sambrother

[shut carbon]

I do however highly recommend playing further along than eight days but don’t worry, hardly anything has time constraints (apart from like, one heart event but it’s not super important to the overall story)

[vernal spear]

imd deleting that that was cringe as fuck

[slate prism]

😭

[vestal urchin]

deleted 2 of my saves ☠️

[sleek sparrow]

Mei trying to be edgy like the kind of Overwatch players who play Mei but failed

F

[young shale]

mei mains should be jailed

[sleek sparrow]

If I delete 2 of my saves I only have 1 save

[flat fractal]

although the way i play is probably the wrong way to play i get high asf then forget to water my plants so potato patato

[shut carbon]

by accident? if that happened to me I’d actually cry

[vestal urchin]

purpose

[shut carbon]

LMFAO that’s absolutely the correct way to play trust

[sleek sparrow]

Also about this
No there isn’t a wrong way
What those content creators are saying is “mistakes you should avoid if you wanna play this game like a tryhard”

[solar geyser]

Good to know this is a viable approach. lol

[vestal urchin]

i dont think u can talk ab this

[deft rune]

R. I. P

[flat fractal]

its legal now

[vestal urchin]

well obviously.. but still

i previously got warned by mods cause we were talking ab it

[flat fractal]

oh well mb if any mods are reading this

[shut carbon]

oh yeah rule 6 oops

[sleek sparrow]

My first save I forgot about CC and just speedrun through the year by sleeping to see all the festivals lmao

[deft rune]

Still there's still kids in this server

[vestal urchin]

its just the rules if you actually read them

[vernal spear]

yeah true

[solar geyser]

Your in-game grandpa obviously dies and leaves you the farm, but do you age in the game? Are you forced by in-game mechanics to end your farm after a period of time or could you more or less play the same farm if you really wanted to?

[vernal spear]

im not good at being edgy

[vestal urchin]

witerawy

[vernal spear]

so im just not gonna

[flat fractal]

yes after 80 years you combust

[vernal spear]

nope

[sleek sparrow]

If I age then that means I (and all villagers) can be 1 morbillion years old theoretically

[vernal spear]

ive seen people with farms going for 100 years

[deft rune]

I don't think you can age in game

[young shale]

no aging not even ur kids

[sterile trench]

I wish the farmer aged, also the kids

[shut carbon]

you do not age

[vernal spear]

linus moment

[flat fractal]

i imagine theres an aging mod

might be interesting

[shut carbon]

lmao I keep getting jumpscared by my darker blue

[sleek sparrow]

So you reach 80 and just dies

[deft rune]

At least the kids so they can help around the farm too

[snow lichen]

64 bit integer limit signed is the limit of ur age

[sterile trench]

Facts their only purpose

[flat fractal]

listen if i play 80 years of this game i might die irl

[deft rune]

Lmao awe

[sleek sparrow]

After that I’ll go into negative age

[deft rune]

Yeah and maybe they can hang around with Penny , Vincent and Jas too!

[vernal spear]

guys i have a theory

[sleek sparrow]

Filthy Gorilla made so much money it turns back and go into the negatives

That was interesting

[solar geyser]

I knew y'all were the Stardew crowd to talk to. I'm feeling better about starting the game for real now

[sterile trench]

Would be so cool! I wish there was an actual school in the valley besides just the library

[flat fractal]

linus in game is just ltt after getting fired for all the mis info he spreads and now he hates tech

[vestal urchin]

chat im trying to host a farm i previously hosted but the code wont show up

[vernal spear]

yes

[vestal urchin]

help me

[solar geyser]

I think Willy looks like Robin Williams. He was my favorite actor, so it always makes me smile when I see Willy's face pop up in game

[sterile trench]

Yes he does

[deft rune]

Perhaps if the mayor wasn't so busy walking around collecting taxes and horse playing with Marnie, he could possibly build a small school for the children

[sterile trench]

Oop

[vestal urchin]

nvm i had t o open the game with steam

[neat lichen]

It's already June for me so
Happy pride month everybody ❤️

[deft rune]

Oh right!

[flat fractal]

leah looks like karen gillan when she played amy in dr who

[jade wren]

SAMEEEEEE

[deft rune]

Happy pride Month y'all!

[mystic flume]

Magnet ring stuck there cuz i dont have any magnet rings

[jade wren]

happy pride month everyone!!

[sleek sparrow]

Happy pride people

[waxen tiger]

Happy Pride Month

[sterile trench]

Oof

[jade wren]

ope

[sleek sparrow]

Wow what a dilemma

Move to the corner maybe

[deft rune]

It happens sometimes

[sleek sparrow]

A straight line is shorter than a diagonal line

[vestal urchin]

its still may for me

[sleek sparrow]

I mean same but might as well

[jade wren]

same

[vestal urchin]

erm ackshually its may as well (im joking around dont find me)

[drifting kraken]

OMG

[vestal urchin]

(pls)

[slate prism]

Also happy men’s mental health month and ptsd awareness month

[drifting kraken]

I GOT MY TRUFFLE 🤩 🤩 🤩

[sullen ingot]

if blueberry plants are already planted how long does it take for it to regrow?

[hearty hearth]

4 days i think

[lone shale]

1.6 coming out in pride month? if it does ill tell you one thing my cave will be fruity like moi

[waxen tiger]

Did y’all ate already?

[vestal urchin]

ya

[waxen tiger]

Is it something good?

[vestal urchin]

pizaz

[waxen tiger]

[vital iron]

WOO

[slate prism]

Would be cool

[past gate]

I’ll release it myself

[kindred wave]

If i am not wrong, foraging Will reset in Saturday right?

[magic frigate]

Last day is Saturday, resets on Sunday

!checkthepins that’s post CC btw but yeah donate it to that

[novel thistle]

To keep things spoiler-free for new players, #new-farmers does not allow mentions of post-cc/joja content, and requires spoiler tag usage for certain other topics. Please check the pins of the channel for more information on what needs to be spoiler-tagged and what can't be discussed at all.

To use this command, type !checkthepins.

[waxen tiger]

Howdy Kobalt

[kindred wave]

Ok thc

[magic frigate]

[flat fractal]

is setting up ||ancient seeds|| in the greenhouse then using them to make win the most profitable thing?

[past gate]

Hello

[sleek sparrow]

No

Starfruit wine is more profitable

[magic frigate]

Starfruit is, but ancient fruit is second place and easier to manage

[sleek sparrow]

But || ancient fruit greenhouse is what most people do || cuz those take ages to grow

And they regrow

[waxen tiger]

What’s up

[flat fractal]

yeah i mean is the difference with starfruit really that much factoring in seed cost?

[magic frigate]

Yes

[past gate]

Not much just working

[sleek sparrow]

It’s that much

[flat fractal]

damn

[hearty hearth]

you wanna use the thing that makes it grow faster

[crystal cedar]

i prioritize ancient fruit wine

[flat fractal]

ill probably just do it half and half

[crystal cedar]

mine's more like 80/20

[magic frigate]

You can’t buy ancient fruit seeds, you’re seed making all of them. Which make them very expensive to maintain but once you got it all then you’re chilling

[sleek sparrow]

2310 vs 3150 g for af and sf wine

[crystal cedar]

yeah it takes a hot minute but very worth

[sleek sparrow]

Base price

[magic frigate]

Starfruit is just immediately gogogo return on investment

It’s much more profitable

[tall pecan]

Ancient fruit or starfruit wine (aged)? I'm planning on having both

[sleek sparrow]

Even if you factor in fertilizer and seed cost

[vestal urchin]

the music from this scene is actually good

[sleek sparrow]

If ur gonna age do starfruit

[flat fractal]

i have about 10 stacked up so ill just harvest them and stick them all in seed maker and get a good few

[crystal cedar]

i like having regrowable crops much more. less maintenance needed

[magic frigate]

I’m doing ancient fruit right now just because I’m on mobile

[sleek sparrow]

4620 vs 6300 g for iridium quality af vs sf wine

[magic frigate]

Just don’t seed make starfruit & you’re good hehehe

[hearty hearth]

sf grows in 7 days at min*

[waxen tiger]

Like I always said, Anaira is the best person ever in the community

[magic frigate]

No it’s 13 days with no modifiers

Oh okay lol

[magic frigate]

AWWWW THANKS Julien! that’s so sweet

[hearty hearth]

but af isnt affected by the faster growing buffs when it regrows

so sf is more money

[glad fern]

268355861 literal crop fairy on the FIRST DAY

[vestal urchin]

i hate her

[past gate]

Smh

[pine rune]

I gave Emily the pendant, will she move in even though I don’t have a fully upgraded house? I have the second upgrade but not the nursery upgrade

[vestal urchin]

dawg its rained 3 days in a row

[glad fern]

No

[young shale]

yes

[magic frigate]

That’s fine you don’t need the nursery

[supple kernel]

not a bad thing lol

[magic frigate]

As long as you get first upgrade you’re good

[vestal urchin]

i mean its pointless

[pine rune]

ok good

[alpine acorn]

yea id say so

[vestal urchin]

i dont rly need rain but

[supple kernel]

auto waters ur crops

[glad fern]

Bro wants to have babies with Emily

[sleek sparrow]

It’s bad when I don’t have time to go fishing

[supple kernel]

and better fish

[vestal urchin]

i dont grow crops anymore, or fish

[pine rune]

I like it when it rains so I don’t have to spend a long time watering my crops

[supple kernel]

what do you do?

[vestal urchin]

chill

[young shale]

when it rains too much it gets annoying ngl

[vestal urchin]

i make wine

lol

[supple kernel]

for spring 2 year one what’s the best place to fish

[glad fern]

Fr

[supple kernel]

with what crops?

[vestal urchin]

starfruit

i have like, 2 stacks of wine

[sleek sparrow]

So you do plant…

[glad fern]

Does Caroline like parsnips?

[vestal urchin]

aging it

[vestal urchin]

no..

[proud pivot]

Rain in first spring = Great.
Storms in first Summer = Great
A lot of rain late game = Please stop, my pigs crave truff

[vestal urchin]

i stopped planting 2 years ago

[supple kernel]

how do you get that much

[magic frigate]

!fishcalc depends on time & weather

[novel thistle]

If you want to know the chances of hooking a particular fish in a location, or just want to experiment with fishing setups, visit https://brokencygnus.github.io/stardew-fishing-calc/home
(1.6 Spoilers!)

To use this command, type !fishcalc.

[vestal urchin]

i had a farm with 1400 tiles

[supple kernel]

how did you have enough starftuiy for all those years

[vestal urchin]

i bought a bunch

[alpine acorn]

fax

[glad fern]

Caroline like parsnips?

[young shale]

honestly moneys not that hard to come by once u get access to starfruit and kegs

[proud pivot]

Yeah, just a liked gift

[slate prism]

I have kegs

[magic frigate]

[[Caroline#Gifts]]

[supple kernel]

i mean more for cash

[gleaming girder]

https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Caroline#Gifts

[slate prism]

Well a keg

[glad fern]

Im planning on speed running the greenhouse

[alpine acorn]

i prefer ||ancient fruit||

[supple kernel]

honestly idk what most of the calculations are

[sleek sparrow]

After making my 816 plots of starfruit and 6 sheds of keg.. I can confirm that I don’t have surplus to stop farming starfruit

[young shale]

im a starfruit girlie

[supple kernel]

both gen around the same income

[alpine acorn]

yeah

[supple kernel]

me too

[upper helm]

Finally cleared this area in my Beach Farm
Now I just gotta prep some quality sprinklers

[alpine acorn]

||ancient fruit|| will always ahve a special place with me

[supple kernel]

little patch for sprinklers

[alpine acorn]

nice

[sleek sparrow]

Mountain lake when sunny river if rain

[supple kernel]

i never got far enough to plant either of them

lol

i’m mostly gonna try to speed run this run kinda

[upper helm]

Well can't do anything about it, since Beach Farm doesn't allow sprinklers on sand (which is the majority of the area)

Grass can grow though! Good for taking care of farm animals

[sleek sparrow]

1.6 makes my life miserable

[supple kernel]

ik

[supple kernel]

honestly i never have put a coop down

[slate prism]

I didn’t know that’s what the beach farm looks like

[supple kernel]

i did. start like a week or two ago but

[young shale]

beach farm has the cutest layout

[supple kernel]

i just don’t like the no sprinkers

[upper helm]

True! Fishing right beside the submerged trees during spring is the best They're cherry blossoms!

[alpine acorn]

very appealing looks wise

[supple kernel]

i need 237k before summer of year one

lol

[young shale]

what for

[upper helm]

Lovelier with Dynamic Reflections mod too

[supple kernel]

45k for desert, 160k for starfruit, and the rest for fertilizer

bought from the oasis

[vestal urchin]

getting another basement (thanks to beedz)

[proud pivot]

I think Visible Fish also makes the game look good.

[supple kernel]

what’s the fastest way to have kids with your partner

i want to get like 80 kids and sacrifice them all

[slate prism]

That’s so cute

[vestal urchin]

word.

[upper helm]

I personally don't like it because I feel that it gets cluttered. But that's just my personal preference!

[slate prism]

….

[vestal urchin]

max is 2 kids

[proud pivot]

Kids are just RNG, so all you can do is keep their hearts maxxed, and pass days a lot

[supple kernel]

i’ll just get two and then sacrifice them and keep doing it

free combat xp