#governors-mansion
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opening theory for the orangutan is actually Bxb4 after Bb2
it looks weird giving away a central pawn for the b pawn but it is the way it is
you get to develop with tempo after bxe5 and Nc6
the bird π©
hold on wait that was g4
never ever seen that before 
it's the grob
Tf is this
idk it's like a ware but on the other side
that was terrible
maybe we should play actual openings
LMAO
mm GG goodnight 

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.img angry cow
Well...
.Img angry chicken
XDD
Lmaoo
.Img angry dino
lmao.
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.img bird of paradise
:o
.img PvZ
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Mostly Cloudy, 73F (23C) (296.15K) / feels like 74F (23C) (296.15K) | High: 79F (26C) | Low: 54F (12C) | Humidity: 72% | Wind: N @ 7.41mph (11.9km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Topeka (KS, United States))
@wanton gulch
Smh you didn't even do !lvl with it
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.Choose sleep, biology
sleep
thxxxxx uber
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Darn
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Wowiee
!userinfo backwardsboy
wasn't there a like join position thing on this command or was it a different command
.fact
"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
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Hannibal had only one eye after getting a disease while attacking Rome.
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Antarctica is the only continent on which no Lepidoptera have been found.
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In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
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Remind me In 2 hours to order
Sure thing, Zoe (#1869221)
o-order what
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[#5042] "January February March April may June July august September November December October" - πΊGDπΊ (03 Sep 2020 @ 07:18:32 AM UTC)
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[#2854] "THAT'S LEGIT TYPO OKAY" - ashthetrouble (11 Sep 2018 @ 04:19:39 AM UTC)
.quote mxskmelon
No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.
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@lament tapir: order (2h ago)
remind me in 2 hours to order
But of course, dear Zoe (#1869500)
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[#5080] "- Max player speed
- Max player vision
- Smallest imposter vision
- Kill time is 10s
- Imposter has to reveal theirself in voice chat, and count to 10 (if they don't want to speak someone else can count for them)
- We run around like animals and the imposter has to kill us.
- Whoever dies last wins" - come on fuck me emo boy (23 Sep 2020 @ 05:20:06 AM UTC)
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Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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@lament tapir: order (2h ago)
Remind me in 1 hour to order
I love asshats, so for you Zoe? absolutely (#1869765)

uber is telling you to stop procastinating
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I will do it in an hourrrr
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Yay
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getting close to that leaberdoard
@lament tapir: order (1h ago)
Remind me in 1 hour to order
π (#1869870)
what are you ordering
My uke
Why are you delaying it?
Because my mothers busy and I apparently need her approval
That's lamee

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only. need. 3. levels.
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Iβve already been talking on here for 63 hours
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500+ hours jeez, that's so much
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605
@lament tapir: order (1h ago)
Remind me in 30 minutes to order
Ugh I suppose, Zoe (#1870004)
@lament tapir: order (30m ago)
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gd order
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So close yet so far away to rancher
Remind me In 15 minutes to order
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine (#1870108)
this time it's for real though
@lament tapir: order (15m ago)
This time it's for realsies
Remind me in 20 hours to order
just for kicks i'm gonna use lunar cycles to time that one. let's see if I can pull it off (#1870184)
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!list
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You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php
!mphelp
See this page for connection issues in multiplayer: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Can.27t_connect_to_another_player_in_multiplayer. (Applies to both vanilla and modded games; console players just check as many steps as you can!)
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Liar it feels like 60
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Clear, 51F (11C) (284.15K) | High: 60F (16C) | Low: 49F (10C) | Humidity: 73% | Wind: N @ 10.67mph (17.2km/h) | 4% chance of rain (Adelaide (SA, Australia))

I donβt even want to imagine how cold itβd be if I walked outside
Iβd drop dead as an icicle
Heater and 100000 blankets rn
And to think that I think 26c is cold..
woww that's p cold even by my standards
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Clear, 79F (26C) (299.15K) | High: 80F (26C) | Low: 65F (18C) | Humidity: 57% | Wind: N @ 4.03mph (6.5km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Δ°stanbul (Δ°stanbul, Turkey))
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;]
Give them a potato.
gget this men a potato
.img cat potato
Works for me
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.roll 100
You rolled ... 84
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.roll 100
You rolled ... 24
.img cat
wow
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oooo
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Oh cool
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Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
.roll 10
You rolled ... 6
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hmmmm
You can.
.img stuka plane
.img SDV
.img SD valleyy
.img Stardew V
ah yes
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Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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You're an ass...but okay, TechnoNerd (#1871159)
@ancient bison: get off discord (30s ago)
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.img owo
.roll 100
You rolled ... 53
.roll 20
You rolled ... 10
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.quote 5066
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.choose finish these translations now you fking lazy, you can finish the translations after don't worry and continue procrastinating as you always do
finish these translations now you fking lazy
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THANK YOU SO MUCHE UBER π
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Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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.choose cursed shit oh god help me please, less cursed but still cursed, dumb sdv stuff because hjonk attention span, AAAAAAAAAAA WHY DO I HAVE TO STILL FINISH THAT
dumb sdv stuff because hjonk attention span
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.img caramel apple pop
But you have to actually eat the apple
That looks like thicc honey
is this you??
.img clear honey
.img honey jar
its literally clear
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.img solid honey
gross
.img honey comb
yumy
yum
.img creamed honey
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.img egg
.IMG eggs royale

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art
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Lame
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.choose cheat in stone, fuck
fuck
Fuck
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.choose anime, chess, bed
chess
this bot
He's right though
For once
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.IMG Breakfast

.choose its gonna be okay, shes waiting for you, its alright she'll watch over you
its gonna be okay
Thank you ub3r
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aw
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@brittle kernel
.img ube
Yeah those
@blissful plover thanks
Yup
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Y
.img mochi
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frick I need to chat more
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Tfw Ur 66th on leaderboard π
Omg!!!
nice summer
were coming for you summer
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Why am I 100th??? This is scary!!!
i cant let arso pass me
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You have 255290 XP
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Almost there
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Poor bg
Who is 1st place
zaph
zaph
honestly i dont care about levels anymore
And who is 2nd
3rd?
!lvl Oblivion_Walker#8524
crumb
102
Lol omg
why omg summer
too much
overtook server owner
Iβm close to the leaderboards
ill get leaderboard one day i just havent really wanted to talk recently
Good luck obli!!
Im sorry I dont shut up 
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its ok summer i love you anyway
ha...

I do 
i thought you had more integrity than this
.img snowball mochi
Okaaay...
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.img candy
.img sour patch kids
.img sour patch adults
.img elephant ears plant
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Wow
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yay im... what level is attach files lvl? is there a level list?
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Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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@eager birch
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Possible Drizzle, 57F (14C) (287.15K) | High: 58F (14C) | Low: 45F (7C) | Humidity: 70% | Wind: N @ 17.62mph (28.4km/h) | 30% chance of rain (Adelaide (SA, Australia))
.quote 5033
[#5033] "It's a quote for quotes!
.quote 5049 is for the getting started guide
.quote 5073 is for pointing people to the troubleshooting guide when they get false positives that SMAPI is a virus
.quote 4943 is for software to use for modding (pixel art and json editing)
.quote 4960 is for Longevity alternatives (and mods to make the game more difficult overall)
.quote 4974 is for changing to a custom farm map
.quote 5031 is for an annotated log
.quote 5054 is for 'the item with same key' Json Assets (JA) errors
.quote 5039 is for ways to add stuff to maps in event scripts" - LenneDalben (31 Aug 2020 @ 12:41:53 PM UTC)
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[#4960] "There are a number of other mods that accomplish different parts of what Longevity offers; alternatives are available for most (though not all) of its features so far.
For additional dialog:
Canon-Friendly Dialogue Expansion
For NPC clothing variety:
- Seasonal Villager Outfits
- Diverse Stardew Valley with Seasonal Villager Outfits
- Seasonal Characters - Slightly Cuter Aesthetic
(choose whichever one you like the looks of best)
For more crops:
- anything PPJA or similar (tons to choose from)
For adding difficulty elsewhere:
- Hardew Valley
- Better Balanced Crafting Recipes
- Minerva's Harder CC Bundles
- Climates of Ferngill (turn on HazardousWeather and/or CropDeath)
- Weather Illnesses/Working Fireplace
- Harder Gift Tastes or RandomTastes
- Hardcore Mines 2 and/or Boss creatures
- Angry Grandpa (on Hard or Expert setting)
- UV Index (Sunscreen Mod)
(a bunch of these are stuff that Longevity doesn't even touch, but are just more areas to add a challenge)" - Jonqora (31 Jul 2020 @ 07:17:36 PM UTC)
.quote 5049
[#5049] "If you're new to modding Stardew Valley, and/or would like a guide to setting up mods for Stardew Valley, check out the getting started guide! https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide" - LenneDalben (07 Sep 2020 @ 02:24:23 AM UTC)
Thx @lament tapir
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remind me in 2 minutes that nods done
.choose hot choccy, tea
hot choccy
:D
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.img gm sniper II
.img gm sniper II mg
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.img family guy funny moment
Strange
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5 timers open. 1579522: get a pom (4380h | 11w3d22h4m42s remaining) 1783432: check back on my old art (1y | 48w21h48m22s remaining) 1870184: order (20h | 1h50m1s remaining) 1866568: take GPU out of my pc before boxing it (3d | 1d1h50m45s remaining) 1850691: make everything perfectly straight (9d | 2d7h4m27s remaining)
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.quote 8597
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[#4967] "Ah yes, 'it breaks but not in obvious ways, much more insidious ways that wreck havoc and eventually corrupt your save file, nay, all your backups, nay, your game itself, nay, your ENTIRE COMPUTER beyond repair'" - Jonqora#8597 (03 Aug 2020 @ 02:54:49 AM UTC)
.quote Jonqora#8597
[#4967] "Ah yes, 'it breaks but not in obvious ways, much more insidious ways that wreck havoc and eventually corrupt your save file, nay, all your backups, nay, your game itself, nay, your ENTIRE COMPUTER beyond repair'" - Jonqora#8597 (03 Aug 2020 @ 02:54:49 AM UTC)
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4 timers open. 1437207: you a respected modder yet (365d | 30w6d2h57m26s remaining) 1561005: you married yet (87600h | 505w6d21h22m41s remaining) 1437208: quarantine over yet (200d | 7w2d2h57m54s remaining) 1469227: see if I finished all my gundam (6900h | 21w1d23h27m9s remaining)
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@lament tapir: order (20h ago)
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Sometimes it be like that
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.fact
98% of Japanese are cremated.
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The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female.
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The "pound" key on your keyboard () is called an octotroph.
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More people are afraid of spiders than death. Amazingly, few people are afraid of Champagne corks even though you are more likely to be killed by one than by a spider.
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Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
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There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
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The shortest British monarch was Charles I, who was 4 feet 9 inches.
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In 1958 Entomologist W.G. Bruce published a list of Arthropod references in the Bible. The most frequently named bugs from the Bible are: Locust: 24, Moth: 11, Grasshopper: 10, Scorpion: 10, Caterpillar: 9, and Bee: 4.
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Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
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An American urologist bought Napoleonβs penis for $40,000.
what
Nice,
According to Perrottet,Β Napoleon'sΒ doctor took theΒ penisΒ duringΒ Napoleon'sΒ autopsy, afterΒ NapoleonΒ died on the island of St. Helena in 1821. ... The doctor gave theΒ penisΒ to a priest, who smuggled it into Corsica, shortly before he was murdered. Next, theΒ penisΒ fell into the hands of a British collector in 1916.
Lmao it was 1.5 inches
hah
Probably shriveled up after he died but also is this discussion rule abiding
How is it not
We just talkin about what the bot said
One sec lemme ask bouncer
Okay no napoleon's penis
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Still behind nyx
Remind me in 12 hours omfg go get ready for hair snip snip immediately
sssshshsssfhsfs (#1873823)
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Like 3 mins off slama
My first junimo
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ok ok
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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Icelanders consume more Coca-Cola per Capita than any other nation.
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It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
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One in eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
The name Jeep comes from βGPβ, the army abbreviation for General Purpose.
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Butterflies cannot fly if their body temperature is less than 86 degrees.
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When we think of Big Ben in London, we think of the clock. Actually, it's the bell.
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On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.
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yayy I beat Nyx
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.roll 100
You rolled ... 1
dude at least one of those is a bogus die or you rolled more than 20 of 'em. don't fuck with me man this is serious
Lmao
.roll 100
You rolled ... 5
.roll 100 100
You rolled ... 98 | 31
You rolled ... 10 | 57 | 66
.quote @wanton gulch
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:/
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sorry
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bitcj
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OFF MY ARSE NOSY NOSY
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