governors-mansion

[brisk spear]

Thanks

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[wintry falcon]

!lvl

[wintry falcon]

.img honey

[half canyon]

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/d224fbc7e65187feceeabc3b2223b121516d1fc3/0_251_2003_1202/master/2003.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=3ca07012e85e80bb1e38d9669c4fd02e

[wintry falcon]

Yummy

[flat flare]

!lvl

[rustic oyster]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl help

[blazing mulch]

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[blazing mulch]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 2140 XP

[blazing mulch]

!userinfl @blazing mulch

!userinfo @blazing mulch

[broken lily]

Ziul#2536

ID

730851346894553168

created

Thu Jul 9 18:22:19 2020

joined

Thu Sep 17 13:23:50 2020

roles

Villager

[blazing mulch]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[blazing mulch]

[blissful plover]

.wolfram 20 Celsius to Fahrenheit

[half canyon]

68 °F (degrees Fahrenheit)

[blissful plover]

Aw

OH

Awesome

.wolfram 56 Fahrenheit to Celcius

[grizzled marlin]

!lvl

[half canyon]

13.33 °C (degrees Celsius)

[blissful plover]

.wolfram 46 F to C

[half canyon]

7.778 °C (degrees Celsius)

[fickle lodge]

!lvl

[high root]

!lvl

[torn robin]

!lvl

[violet fractal]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[covert thunder]

!lvl

[brisk spear]

.lvl

Whoop

!lvl

[raw zinc]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[daring hedge]

!lvl

[grizzled marlin]

!lvl

[wintry falcon]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, blamepathos, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, reinstalldeps, report, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[midnight current]

remind me in 10 minutes to flip nugs

[half canyon]

my vcr is blinking 12:00 right now so if the reminder is delayed then....whoops (#1866005)

[midnight current]

remind me in 20 minutes to take out nugs

[half canyon]

uhhhhhhhhhh oh yeah k i'll probably remember (#1866006)

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

!arph

[broken lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280006542235795466/480801480786313278/Screen_Shot_2018-08-19_at_1.12.37_PM.png

[pliant sluice]

cool

[half canyon]

@midnight current: flip nugs (10m ago)

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[delicate blaze]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@midnight current: take out nugs (20m ago)

[eager echo]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 359770 XP

[small wigeon]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[midnight current]

remind me in 5 minutes to check if they are actually good now

[half canyon]

i've waited my whole LIFE for you to ask, Frozenmagicaster. so yes, the answer is yes I'll remind you!! (#1866065)

[midnight current]

<3

[deft lance]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@midnight current: check if they are actually good now (5m ago)

[midnight current]

remind me in 5 minutes you forgot to turn it on

[half canyon]

Will do, Frozenmagicaster (#1866079)

@midnight current: forgot to turn it on (5m ago)

[lament tapir]

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 359860 XP

[paper maple]

!lvl

[woven oriole]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

[silver nymph]

.img thanatos hades game

[half canyon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hades_gamepedia_en/images/9/9b/Thanatos.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1200?cb=20190314172914

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

.img cockroach milk

[half canyon]

https://i.insider.com/5796302fdd0895ef368b45cf?width=1100&format=jpeg&auto=webp

[brisk spear]

I'm not sure what you were expecting

Cuz that's just a dude vibing with some rice Krispy

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[brisk spear]

Yo!!

[lament tapir]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[silver nymph]

!lvl

[lost mantle]

!lvl

[daring hedge]

!lvl

[zenith yew]

!hug

!please

!lvl

[zenith yew]

!love me

[lament tapir]

@zenith yew

!list

[broken lily]

abigail, addnamespace, aero, alex, all, aquo, arph, ask, banfan, bfav, bigpuffer, blamepathos, boat, bouncer, cfr, cmbroke, compat, cp, ellinut, elliott, embedcode, embracedanger, emily, english, fixanything, friends, god, governorbug, haley, halp, harmony, harvey, ICantBelieveYouveDoneThis, installforlog, ja, json, krobus, ksve, lazy, leah, lewis, link, linus, log, maru, mobilesupport, modgroups, modrecs, morris, mphelp, mpmods, mtn, nukebox, officialbug, package, patchsummary, pathos, pathos2, penny, pfm, pins, platonymous, ppja, reinstalldeps, report, reset, rtf, sam, saves, screenshot, sdv, sebastian, shane, smapi, smart, sonic, source, soy, spoilertags, stardust, sve, svebroke, trashbear, unpack, wtf, xnb, xnbzola

You can also see a full list of commands and their responses here: https://stardewvalley.community/commands.php

[zenith yew]

Im not reading all ofthat

Thanks

[lament tapir]

And then of course basic Ub3r bot commands though a lot are turned off. So things like ((remind me in time to do thing)) img, fact, quote, fortune, ect

.fact

[half canyon]

The shortest British monarch was Charles I, who was 4 feet 9 inches.

[zenith yew]

.choose read it, dont

[half canyon]

read it

[zenith yew]

Dang you

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[fiery fossil]

!lvl

[hearty wagon]

!lvl

[daring hedge]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[stuck bison]

!lvl

[exotic gazelle]

remind me in 6 days bg's birthday

[half canyon]

😏 (#1866462)

[ivory quail]

.img giant cauliflower

[half canyon]

http://preview.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02893/Peter-Glazebrook-c_2893978b.jpg

[ivory quail]

.img giant pumpkin

[half canyon]

https://parkseed.com/images/xxl/05702.jpg?v=101221716456-3

[ivory quail]

.img giant melon

[half canyon]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/25/8c/89258c610eb1875df74d5a84c504f7c1.jpg

[ivory quail]

.img pink cake

[half canyon]

https://sugargeekshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/pink-velvet-cake-featured.jpg

[ivory quail]

yum

.img cake

[half canyon]

https://natashaskitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Vanilla-Cake-SQ.jpg

[oak iris]

!lvl

[thorn fossil]

!lvl

[oak iris]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

Remind me in 3 days to take GPU out of my pc before boxing it

[half canyon]

You bet, 🌺GD🌺 (#1866568)

[oak iris]

!lvl

[vagrant geode]

.img potatoes

[half canyon]

https://www.spendwithpennies.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/SpendWithPennies-Oven-Roasted-Potatoes-22.jpg

[vagrant geode]

.fact

[half canyon]

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

[vagrant geode]

!lvl

[grizzled marlin]

!lvl

[late geyser]

.img link

[half canyon]

https://www.smashbros.com/assets_v2/img/fighter/link/main.png

[late geyser]

Yes

.img ocarina of time child link

[half canyon]

https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/images/b/b5/Young-Link.png

[late geyser]

Ok

Good

[blazing mulch]

remind me in 730 days to try that fruit shrub..

[half canyon]

hahahaha idk why but the fact that you expect me to do anything is funny. we'll see what happens (#1866693)

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[wind warren]

!lvl

[silver nymph]

!lvl

[glad bane]

!lvl

[torn robin]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

Holy

[wind warren]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[raw zinc]

!lvl

[worn jay]

!lvl

[wicked jackal]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[wicked jackal]

sham

ur only like

5 levels above me

[uneven dagger]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

Say 2 instead of two

[violet fractal]

mk

Remind me in 2 hours to get off discord during school

[half canyon]

il bash ye fookin ead in ~Lucas~ i sware on me mum. but ok just this once mate (#1867071)

[violet fractal]

Mhm

Thx slama

[late geyser]

Remind @late geyser in 30 days to ask myself why I am not a cropmaster

[half canyon]

For the lovely Death'sMinion? Why most certainly. (#1867077)

[thorn fossil]

!lvl

[tight meadow]

.quote willow

[half canyon]

[#566] "gota be on our bestest beehiveyour" - willow (06 Aug 2017 @ 06:12:46 PM UTC)

[tight meadow]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3527] "If someone caresses my butt I'd ask if they're trying to steal from me, or steal my heart." - CrescendoFuri (25 May 2019 @ 04:24:09 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2712] "I don't want to prolaspe my anus" - squishface (12 Aug 2018 @ 06:02:35 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

Hoh

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[lament tapir]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[lament tapir]

!lvl

[distant fog]

!lvl

[thorn fossil]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1076] "I've been forever immortalized as non creative" - Cat (20 Dec 2017 @ 04:40:31 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#682] "ID BANG LUIGI" - Airy Chips (03 Oct 2017 @ 03:08:54 PM UTC)

[thorn fossil]

😂

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[vivid geyser]

[swift bramble]

!lvl

[hearty wagon]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[hearty wagon]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@violet fractal: get off discord during school (2h ago)

[violet fractal]

Ugh

Remind me in 20 minutes to get off discord during school

[half canyon]

alllllllllrighty then, ~Lucas~ (#1867387)

[ancient bison]

!lvl

[ancient bison]

.remindme

Remind me to get off discord during school

huh

.help

[half canyon]

homepage: https://ub3r-b0t.com | docs: https://ub3r-b0t.com/docs | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | admin: https://admin.ub3r-b0t.com | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t | For command specific help, .help commandname

[ancient bison]

@violet fractal how'd you get the bot to do that

[violet fractal]

Bruh

Please dont ping me

but

[ancient bison]

sorry

[violet fractal]

Write this

[ancient bison]

wat

[violet fractal]

”Remind me in 20 minutes tomget off discord

[half canyon]

grumbles, mutters some vulgarities about humans...~Lucas~ in particular... fiiiine. (#1867397)

[violet fractal]

put remind me in the front

[ancient bison]

Remind me in 20 minutes to get off discord

[half canyon]

I love asshats, so for you TechnoNerd? absolutely (#1867399)

[ancient bison]

wait so does it ping me

[violet fractal]

Yes

[ancient bison]

Remind me in 20 minutes to turn the ac up

[half canyon]

Will do, TechnoNerd (#1867401)

[ancient bison]

oh it actually works

thx

srry for ping

!lvl

[violet fractal]

!lvl

[ancient bison]

!lvl

[zenith yew]

!lvl

[ancient bison]

!rank

!levels

!hepl

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[zenith yew]

?hug

[ancient bison]

!rank

[zenith yew]

!hug

[ancient bison]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[ancient bison]

ohh

[zenith yew]

!lvl

[shrewd topaz]

!lvl

[shrewd topaz]

haha, I'm lvl 0

[ancient bison]

!lvl

[ancient bison]

gg

!xp

[broken lily]

You have 2220 XP

[ancient bison]

a9wioejsfkdl

[lusty shuttle]

!chessmatch

[vivid geyser]

let's

[lusty shuttle]

ok

[vivid geyser]

https://lichess.org/FtbqOcxa

[violet fractal]

!chessmatch

[vivid geyser]

sure

https://lichess.org/a9ldxf5C

@violet fractal misusing the command

if you're not gonna play don't use it

[violet fractal]

Oh sorry

[half canyon]

@violet fractal: get off discord during school (20m ago)

[ancient bison]

Remind

[violet fractal]

No

[ancient bison]

huh

!chessmatch

Remind me to get some socks because my feet are cold

lmao

[violet fractal]

Bruh

[ancient bison]

Remind me in 20 minutes to get off discord

[half canyon]

always, TechnoNerd <3 (#1867450)

[ancient bison]

yes

!chessmatch

[vivid geyser]

give me as ec

https://lichess.org/e85ZVWZO

[ancient bison]

oh k

[half canyon]

@violet fractal: off discord (20m ago)

@ancient bison: get off discord (20m ago)

@ancient bison: turn the ac up (20m ago)

[lusty shuttle]

Nevee playing with slama ever again

[vivid geyser]

why

[lusty shuttle]

No

[vivid geyser]

I blundered my queen

[lusty shuttle]

I have no idea what that means

[violet fractal]

Imagine not getting chess references

[lusty shuttle]

Imagine being named lucas

[violet fractal]

So you‘re making fun of my name

[lusty shuttle]

I am

Go cry

[ancient bison]

oh

!rank

!level

[zenith yew]

!chessmatch

[vivid geyser]

sure

https://lichess.org/x99AGb39

@zenith yew are you playing or not

[lusty shuttle]

!help

[broken lily]

List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp

View this message: !help

[lusty shuttle]

Oh shit nvm

!chessbott help

[vivid geyser]

what up

[lusty shuttle]

Whats all of your commands

[lusty shuttle]

!lvl

[vivid geyser]

!chessbot, challenges me to a game of classical chess
!blitzmatch, is the same but for blitz
!bulletmatch, is the same but for bullet
!ultrabullet, you don't want to do this

[lusty shuttle]

!lvl

[lusty shuttle]

!ultrabullet

[violet fractal]

!ultrabullet

[vivid geyser]

I'm busy with that oher game rn 😩

[lusty shuttle]

After the other game

[ancient bison]

wat other game

!ultrabullet

[vivid geyser]

I'm playing chili rn

[ancient bison]

chili?

[lusty shuttle]

Slama can you word that better pls

[vivid geyser]

the person

[half canyon]

@ancient bison: get off discord (20m ago)

[vivid geyser]

ok I'm ready for some ultrabullet

[lusty shuttle]

Ok

Whats ultrabullet

[vivid geyser]

do the command and find out

[zenith yew]

Dang you slama

[lusty shuttle]

!ultrabullet

[vivid geyser]

https://lichess.org/TZBdZB5W

[zenith yew]

How about

[lusty shuttle]

Oh

oh no

[zenith yew]

!checkersmatch

[vivid geyser]

https://lidraughts.org/mOYfIJrg

[wind warren]

.IMG epitaph

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/The_day_will_come.jpg/240px-The_day_will_come.jpg

[violet fractal]

.img konrad

[half canyon]

https://ethz.ch/services/en/news-and-events/internal-news/archive/2020/08/in-memory-of-konrad-steffen/_jcr_content/news_content/textimage/image.imageformat.lightbox.283365419.jpg

[lusty shuttle]

What thefuck

[zenith yew]

.img foot

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Human_male_foot.jpg

[zenith yew]

Oh no

Why

.img food

[half canyon]

https://scx2.b-cdn.net/gfx/news/hires/2016/howcuttingdo.jpg

[zenith yew]

.img checkers wood board

[half canyon]

https://s3.dutchcrafters.com/product-images/600-600/pid_47445-Amish-Wooden-Checker-Board----10.jpg

[zenith yew]

.img stardew valley

[half canyon]

https://www.nintendo.com/content/dam/noa/en_US/games/switch/s/stardew-valley-switch/stardew-valley-switch-hero.jpg

[zenith yew]

.img concerned ape

[half canyon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/703728939995308032/IBU6i2IG_400x400.jpg

[zenith yew]

.img UB3R BOT

[half canyon]

https://images.discordapp.net/avatars/85614143951892480/0fe4f3c1306d0557d9e657a153df72cd.png?size=512

[vivid geyser]

bruh you have one legal move

why are you making me stare at this checkerboard

[zenith yew]

Sorrys

[ancient bison]

\

!ultrabullet

.img UB3R BOT

[half canyon]

https://images.discordapp.net/avatars/85614143951892480/0fe4f3c1306d0557d9e657a153df72cd.png?size=512

[vivid geyser]

wait that's the wrong one

[ancient bison]

Remind me that i have school in 18 minutes

[half canyon]

DUDE!! Hell YEAH i can do that (#1867508)

[zenith yew]

Were still in the game

[vivid geyser]

https://lichess.org/SAt4SBcs

[ancient bison]

@vivid geyser send me a challenge thats not chess

[vivid geyser]

why

I can play tic tac toe with you ig

[zenith yew]

Slama i dont want chess

I want checkers

Ill do tik tac toe

[vivid geyser]

that link is for vietname

[zenith yew]

.img tic tac toe

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Tic_tac_toe.svg/2000px-Tic_tac_toe.svg.png

[ancient bison]

the heck

ahh

@vivid geyser send me checker

s

[vivid geyser]

I don't really want to play checkers

[ancient bison]

oh

what other things are there

[vivid geyser]

I'm the chess guy, man

[ancient bison]

bruh

thats it?

i havent played chess in like 6 months i suck

[vivid geyser]

I'm not here to entertain you

go find someone else to play games with

[ancient bison]

lmao

wheres the website

[vivid geyser]

I've posted like 5 links to the site already

[ancient bison]

k

!lvl

[violet fractal]

Imagine thinking slama is here to entertain people

[vivid geyser]

tfw you lose at checkers

[zenith yew]

I won

[vivid geyser]

you did

good game

[zenith yew]

I gtg now

Had fun

[vivid geyser]

seeya

[violet fractal]

SLAMA LOST?!?!?!

[zenith yew]

Check you later

[vivid geyser]

yeah?

[zenith yew]

get it

[violet fractal]

first he lost his skribble crown and now he has lost the chess crown

[vivid geyser]

I said checkers

[zenith yew]

I won checkers game

[vivid geyser]

we were playing checkers

I handed his ass to him in chess

[half canyon]

@ancient bison: you have school (18m ago)

[vivid geyser]

besides, uber and cheese are already stronger chess players than me

[violet fractal]

Uber be dhess god

praise uber

[vivid geyser]

don't tell him I said this

cheese is stronger than uber

[violet fractal]

okie dokie

[ancient bison]

oh shoot i do have school

crap

[zenith yew]

I got slama 4 peices in a row

[blazing mulch]

do !playuber to be obliterated in chess 😈

[vivid geyser]

!playbulletwithuber

[blazing mulch]

error: unknown command

[lusty shuttle]

!hireuberasahitmanandkillslama

[blazing mulch]

😎

[vivid geyser]

I'd beat him in a fight 😠

[violet fractal]

!hireslamaasahitmanandkilluber

[blazing mulch]

I bet I could easy beat cheese in blitz

[violet fractal]

@vivid geyser are you offline mr.bot?

[blazing mulch]

but he keeps ducking me

[vivid geyser]

how does cheese perform in bullet

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

every time he plays against u he runs out of time

shrug

[vivid geyser]

yeah you two are slow

when I give you more than 5 seconds to think you beat me

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

my brain goes funky sometimes I forget the opening And I have to think for a few seconds

😔

[violet fractal]

!lvl

[wintry falcon]

!lvl

[wintry falcon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3671] "Convenient my ass" - Nanoodles (04 Jul 2019 @ 06:46:14 PM UTC)

[wintry falcon]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#860] "I'll fill you up Aihr" - BattleShout (13 Nov 2017 @ 09:10:03 PM UTC)

[wintry falcon]

.quote @wintry falcon

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[wintry falcon]

._.

[pliant sluice]

lol

.quote @pliant sluice

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[pliant sluice]

oh

[violet fractal]

.quote @violet fractal

[half canyon]

[#5078] "A good brain and a good heart are two different things.Not because they are different parts of the body, but because a good brain can still make a bad person, but a good heart can only make a good person." - @violet fractal (21 Sep 2020 @ 04:24:09 PM UTC)

[violet fractal]

I have bad quote

[pliant sluice]

at least you have a quote

[blazing mulch]

. quote

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1329] "" - Sweevle (27 Jan 2018 @ 01:10:33 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

lame

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1356] "i love your tiddies, feeb" - Airy Chips (28 Jan 2018 @ 10:07:37 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

Hoh

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3160] "Coz I'm kawaii that's why" - ashthetrouble (18 Dec 2018 @ 03:54:18 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

heh

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1744] "mom, my name is being touched again" - BunnyWizard_Tammy (29 Mar 2018 @ 02:55:31 PM UTC)

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1720] "nah, kawaii is spelled like hawaii, so its hawaiian" - aquova (26 Mar 2018 @ 01:54:18 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote Mehmet

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[vivid geyser]

Smh

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2566] "Dirty spoon -> fungal spoon -> primordial ooze -> spoon's new bebe once it calls him "dada"" - Leeskra (27 Jul 2018 @ 04:32:42 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#4706] "I like that there are bunch of male Animals around sdv coming at night to make love to our animals" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (28 May 2020 @ 12:03:02 AM UTC)

[violet fractal]

.quote

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#4451] "his voice sounds like he'll make you sin or sth" - rho ✨ (02 Apr 2020 @ 02:06:30 PM UTC)

[#4706] "I like that there are bunch of male Animals around sdv coming at night to make love to our animals" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (28 May 2020 @ 12:03:02 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#4890] "no we still love you even though you're a crime against nature" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (04 Jul 2020 @ 09:01:40 PM UTC)

[ivory quail]

remine me to start math in 10 minutes

[violet fractal]

[#4706] "I like that there are bunch of male Animals around sdv coming at night to make love to our animals" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (28 May 2020 @ 12:03:02 AM UTC)
tf is this

[ivory quail]

remind me to start math in 10 minutes

[half canyon]

you bet your ass I will ssoshwac! (#1867638)

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#3245] "Bee your butt is unusually tiny" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs™ (20 Jan 2019 @ 06:37:59 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#2464] "I must be the heather" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (17 Jul 2018 @ 09:33:39 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

This is the lamest one but it's my oldest

[pliant sluice]

when you were still learning how to speak apparently

[vivid geyser]

it was a simple typo

[blazing mulch]

.quote uber

[half canyon]

[#5074] "Water bend the pee back into the stomach..." - uber (19 Sep 2020 @ 09:59:33 AM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#2194] "so you're going to be not quiet to not be quiet" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (03 Jun 2018 @ 03:17:10 AM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3802] "Cwumbbbb need shome hugsyyyy~" - ashthetrouble (22 Jul 2019 @ 06:07:49 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.fact

[half canyon]

Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#4933] "if it's brown let it mellow" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (24 Jul 2020 @ 08:39:07 PM UTC)

[pliant sluice]

no slama

thats not how it works

repent

[vivid geyser]

.quote @Mehmet#8008

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#5010] "I swallow it whole most of the time" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (18 Aug 2020 @ 02:34:41 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#5010] "I swallow it whole most of the time" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (18 Aug 2020 @ 02:34:41 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#5010] "I swallow it whole most of the time" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (18 Aug 2020 @ 02:34:41 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

istg

.quote @vivid geyser

[half canyon]

[#2314] "I just lactate and then ferment it" - Slamalamadingdangdongdiggydiggs (14 Jun 2018 @ 09:13:36 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote uber

[half canyon]

[#5069] "birds are mammals right" - uber (17 Sep 2020 @ 03:41:31 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

ughhhh

[vivid geyser]

LMAOO

I remember quoting this

[violet fractal]

.auote @violet fractal

.quote @violet fractal

[half canyon]

[#5078] "A good brain and a good heart are two different things.Not because they are different parts of the body, but because a good brain can still make a bad person, but a good heart can only make a good person." - @violet fractal (21 Sep 2020 @ 04:24:09 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

didn't you quote yourself for that

[pliant sluice]

.quote @pliant sluice

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[pliant sluice]

how do you get quotes

[blazing mulch]

u say funny stuff

[violet fractal]

You write them

[blazing mulch]

And people will quote you

[pliant sluice]

ah i see

[blazing mulch]

Don't say stuff just for the purpose of quoting yourself that's lame

[violet fractal]

.quote uber

[half canyon]

[#5034] "Send pics of your meat" - uber (01 Sep 2020 @ 05:35:23 PM UTC)

[violet fractal]

.quote uber

[half canyon]

[#5034] "Send pics of your meat" - uber (01 Sep 2020 @ 05:35:23 PM UTC)

[violet fractal]

.quote uber

[half canyon]

[#5074] "Water bend the pee back into the stomach..." - uber (19 Sep 2020 @ 09:59:33 AM UTC)

[violet fractal]

Tf

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@ivory quail: start math (10m ago)

[ivory quail]

remind me to take a break in 30 minutes

[half canyon]

goodness gracious such an attitude, but FINE (#1867669)

[lusty shuttle]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[lost mantle]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[ivory quail]

!lvl

[half canyon]

@ivory quail: take a break (30m ago)

[blazing thorn]

!lvl

[winged vault]

!lvl

[pliant burrow]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl @brisk spear

[lusty shuttle]

!lvl

[unborn nest]

.w

[half canyon]

Clear, 71F (22C) (295.15K) | High: 90F (32C) | Low: 59F (15C) | Humidity: 59% | Wind: N @ 6.14mph (9.9km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Yuba City (CA, United States))

[violet fractal]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

[blazing mulch]

.w set location Topeka Kansas

[half canyon]

location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

Mostly Cloudy, 76F (24C) (297.15K) | High: 81F (27C) | Low: 54F (12C) | Humidity: 65% | Wind: N @ 6.27mph (10.1km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Topeka (KS, United States))

[blazing mulch]

Groovy

[lusty shuttle]

.w

[half canyon]

either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

[lusty shuttle]

.help

[half canyon]

homepage: https://ub3r-b0t.com | docs: https://ub3r-b0t.com/docs | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands | admin: https://admin.ub3r-b0t.com | patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t | For command specific help, .help commandname

[lusty shuttle]

.help .w

[half canyon]

invalid command, clearly someone is unable to read the docs

[lusty shuttle]

Shut up ub3r

[blazing mulch]

What help do you need

[lusty shuttle]

The .w

[blazing mulch]

Are you trying to set your location

[lusty shuttle]

Yes

[blazing mulch]

.w set location [Where you want it]

[half canyon]

location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)

[blazing mulch]

.w set location Topeka Kansas

[half canyon]

location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)

[lusty shuttle]

.w set location Medan indonesia

[half canyon]

location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)

[lusty shuttle]

.w

[half canyon]

Humid and Overcast, 77F (25C) (298.15K) / feels like 78F (26C) (299.15K) | High: 89F (31C) | Low: 73F (23C) | Humidity: 87% | Wind: N @ 2.88mph (4.6km/h) | 9% chance of rain (Medan (North Sumatra, Indonesia))

[lusty shuttle]

Thanks

[blazing mulch]

.w

[half canyon]

Mostly Cloudy, 76F (24C) (297.15K) | High: 81F (27C) | Low: 54F (12C) | Humidity: 65% | Wind: N @ 6.32mph (10.2km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (Topeka (KS, United States))

[blazing mulch]

Okay mines fixed lol

[thorn fossil]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

.w

[half canyon]

either choose a location (.w location) or set one (.w set location) to look up weather

[pliant sluice]

.w set location san francisco, United States

[half canyon]

location saved. (now you can use .w without specififying a location)

[pliant sluice]

.w

[half canyon]

Partly Cloudy, 60F (16C) (289.15K) | High: 68F (20C) | Low: 57F (14C) | Humidity: 88% | Wind: N @ 5.69mph (9.2km/h) | 0% chance of precipitation (San Francisco (CA, United States))

[wanton gulch]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[daring hedge]

!lvl

[deft lance]

!lvl

[ancient bison]

!lvl

[ancient bison]

Remind me to start a bruh chain as soon as possible

Remind me to start a bruh chain in 4 minutes

[half canyon]

THUMBS UP EMOJI (#1867983)

[ancient bison]

Remind me to get off discord during school in 1 minute

[half canyon]

...mmmm I just wrote that down in a database marked for deletion...eh it'll probably be fine (#1867985)

[ancient bison]

Remind me to get off discord during school in 1 second

Remind me to get off discord during school in 30 seconds

[half canyon]

Will do, TechnoNerd (#1867986)

[ancient bison]

Remind me to get off discord during school in 30 seconds

[half canyon]

http://tinyurl.com/zaff9fl (#1867987)

[ancient bison]

Remind me to get off discord during school in 30 seconds

Remind me to get off discord during school in 30 seconds

[half canyon]

if I track that for you but you're not around to read it...does it even matter if I send it? (#1867988)

you bet your ass I will TechnoNerd! (#1867989)

[ancient bison]

Remind me to get off discord during school in 30 seconds

[half canyon]

mmmmmmmmmmm I'll think about it (#1867990)

[ancient bison]

okay im about to get pinged

yes

!lvl

[half canyon]

@ancient bison: get off discord during school (30s ago)

@ancient bison: get off discord during school (30s ago)

@ancient bison: get off discord during school (30s ago)

@ancient bison: get off discord during school (30s ago)

@ancient bison: get off discord during school (30s ago)

@ancient bison: get off discord during school (1m ago)

@ancient bison: start a bruh chain (4m ago)

[ancient bison]

AH

LMAO

!lvl

[gentle tiger]

!lvl

[gentle tiger]

oh thats sad

[cedar patio]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[silver nymph]

!lvl @lost mantle

[silver nymph]

oooo

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[lost mantle]

Yasss

[silver nymph]

MELON SO CLOSE

[unborn nest]

!level

[silver nymph]

!lvl

[loud birch]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

!lvl

[pliant sluice]

a!!

so close

[timid vapor]

!lvl

[timid vapor]

.quote 5031

[half canyon]

[#5031] "If you're looking to learn more about how to read your error log, there's an annotated one here https://m.imgur.com/SRfOvKB" - LenneDalben (30 Aug 2020 @ 11:43:35 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

.quote 903

[half canyon]

[#903] "ewww i ate the seed goo" - feeblebeeble (28 Nov 2017 @ 09:18:25 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

Uhhhhh okay

[grizzled marlin]

!lvl

[grizzled marlin]

.quote 394

[half canyon]

[#394] "This server is full of the gays." - Kris (14 Jan 2017 @ 12:09:04 AM UTC)

[grizzled marlin]

oh

[blazing mulch]

.quote 7683

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[blazing mulch]

No u

[lean rapids]

!lvl

[normal spear]

!lb

[broken lily]

https://stardewvalley.community/leaderboard.php

[pliant burrow]

!lvl

[violet fractal]

!l l

!l l

!lvl

[violet fractal]

!chessmatch

[vivid geyser]

uhh give me a sec

https://lichess.org/ncSj8n5Q

[blissful plover]

DANG

That was a good game

[vivid geyser]

thanks himiko

do you want a go

[violet fractal]

I lost so badly

[blazing mulch]

pls

[blissful plover]

I can’t type, do a match with uber

[violet fractal]

No uber

I am sorry

[blazing mulch]

Why I'm not even that good pls

[violet fractal]

No

[vivid geyser]

https://lichess.org/ZTMZL1uw

[violet fractal]

I have homework

[vivid geyser]

@blazing mulch

[blissful plover]

I was trying to type for like 30 seconds and couldn’t

[blazing mulch]

[blissful plover]

@blazing mulch

[blazing mulch]

Classical huh

[vivid geyser]

1 hour

I'm really gonna THINK this time

[blazing mulch]

Gimme 2 secs

[vivid geyser]

I've been beating and drawing some 2000 players so I'm feeling good about swinging above my weight these days

[blissful plover]

Wow

[vivid geyser]

I'm not transposing this into a nimzo-indian

[blazing mulch]

Damn

[normal spear]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

!lvl

[blazing mulch]

!lvl

[blissful plover]

Forgot that was a command tbh

[violet fractal]

.

!lvl

[blissful plover]

.define spaghetti

[half canyon]

noun: pasta in the form of long strings

[blissful plover]

Ok

[violet fractal]

.define Lucas

[half canyon]

noun: United States screenwriter and filmmaker (born in 1944)

[violet fractal]

.define Star

[half canyon]

verb: mark with an asterisk | Linguists star unacceptable sentences

[violet fractal]

.define Star (astronomy)

[half canyon]

Failed to find a definition

[violet fractal]

Breh

[blazing mulch]

@vivid geyser soz my internet cut out for a minute there

[vivid geyser]

are you still in book

[blazing mulch]

what

[vivid geyser]

is this a line you know

[blazing mulch]

oh yea

[vivid geyser]

let me take you outta there

[blazing mulch]

😩

[brisk spear]

!lvl

[violet fractal]

!lvl

[violet fractal]

!ranks

[broken lily]

Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado

[violet fractal]

A

i need 55 more levels

sad

.quote

[half canyon]

[#798] "it was under my butt! thank u" - feeblebeeble (02 Nov 2017 @ 07:42:39 PM UTC)

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#4083] "Dyson: the last airbender" - Bee (08 Dec 2019 @ 08:52:16 PM UTC)

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2229] "LETS GO GAY CHILD, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

and i love you too xD" - Andistic (05 Jun 2018 @ 07:02:32 PM UTC)

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3431] "63 earths can fit inside your anus" - Andrew (24 Apr 2019 @ 07:00:07 PM UTC)

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#332] "booby babby... yeah!" - marmarru (19 Dec 2016 @ 05:13:27 PM UTC)

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2729] "dw we're all thots this blessed day" - Bee (15 Aug 2018 @ 05:31:21 AM UTC)

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3473] "hnng colonel.. the ass snores from my butt keep alerting the guards and thus rendering me unable to get to the golden butt" - Andrew (11 May 2019 @ 07:29:06 AM UTC)

[violet fractal]

?fact

.fact

[half canyon]

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.

[violet fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).

[violet fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet

[violet fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

Alabama was the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday.

[violet fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

Pearls melt in vinegar.

[violet fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy."

[violet fractal]

.fac

.fact

[half canyon]

Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.

[vivid geyser]

fuck

[blissful plover]

I can’t jump and I’m not an elephant

[vivid geyser]

how did I miss Qf8 😩

[violet fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

Denver, Colorado lays claim to the invention of the cheeseburger.

[blazing mulch]

gg

[violet fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

Coca-Cola would be green if coloring weren’t added to it.

[vivid geyser]

such a silly mistake

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2282] "But I kinda like it, in a masochistic sorta way" - Mic. (08 Jun 2018 @ 05:08:39 PM UTC)

[vivid geyser]

let's play a game with me black

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#3088] "ok ill take liana then" - toe (16 Nov 2018 @ 09:44:58 AM UTC)

[blissful plover]

Qf8

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#1706] "i have no nuts" - Airy Chips (20 Mar 2018 @ 11:51:55 PM UTC)

[brisk spear]

Coca-Cola used to use coke-

[violet fractal]

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2975] "why u gotta add naked lady" - scary astro i guess (08 Oct 2018 @ 04:55:30 AM UTC)

[blissful plover]

Yes Alexis

That’s why it’s called that

[violet fractal]

.quote @brisk spear

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[brisk spear]

Maybe they should add it back

[violet fractal]

[vivid geyser]

the anti-nimzo ;o

[blissful plover]

||trade secret, it still is||

[brisk spear]

I dont say many memorable things

[blazing mulch]

mm

[violet fractal]

.quote uber

[half canyon]

[#5034] "Send pics of your meat" - uber (01 Sep 2020 @ 05:35:23 PM UTC)

[violet fractal]

.wuote uber bot

.quote @half canyon

[half canyon]

No quote found. Wow, chat more, losers.

[vivid geyser]

I do need more practice with the queen's indian

[violet fractal]

?

.fact

[half canyon]

The penguin is the only bird that can’t fly but can swim.

[violet fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

Tina Turner's real name is Annie Mae Bullock.

[brisk spear]

Penguins have knees!!

[violet fractal]

lmao

.quote

[half canyon]

[#2632] "train this meat suit to not run on food and to instead run on water and pure spite, i'll be set for life" - feeblebeeble (01 Aug 2018 @ 04:52:22 PM UTC)

[blazing mulch]

it's chess talk

[violet fractal]

.fact

[half canyon]

The Brimstone butterfly (Gonepterix rhamni) has the longest lifetime of the adult butterflies: 9-10 months.

[violet fractal]

.uber fact

.fact about uber

[half canyon]

Butterflies can see red, green, and yellow.

[violet fractal]

uber is a butterfly?

niceeee

[vivid geyser]

I don't ever let white play it so I'm relying on what I see from GM games

[blazing mulch]

I don't think u can request facts about specific things lucas

[vivid geyser]

how could I forget, always play Kb8

[blissful plover]

.img penguin knees

[half canyon]

https://www.neaq.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/X-RAY-KNEES-SIDE-VIEW.jpg

[violet fractal]

I don't think u can request facts about specific things lucas
@blazing mulch wakt your saying you didn’t create UB3R Bot?

.img sand fleas

[half canyon]

https://cdn-prod.servicemaster.com/-/media/Feature/Terminix/Blogs/what-is-a-sand-flea.jpg?rev=65d82879b085498abd050d0f7d5609fc&h=550&w=812&la=en&hash=A2AFC62513C83EDD91BCEF732805B6BF

[violet fractal]

.img pistol sheimp

[half canyon]

https://media.wired.com/photos/593250d94dc9b45ccec5d2fb/master/pass/270915898_3b84f9d176_o.jpg

[blissful plover]

I’ve had one of those in my pants

The flea

[violet fractal]

That sounds tough

.img My dog

[half canyon]

https://cdn.mindful.org/What-I-Learned-From-My-Dog-Pandemic.jpg?q=80&fm=jpg&fit=crop&w=1400&h=875

[violet fractal]

Lies

[blissful plover]

It fell out when I went to the bathroom

[violet fractal]

she doesnt look like ghag

[blazing mulch]

I did not create Uber bot

[vivid geyser]

Qxh8 looked so beautiful there 👁️👄👁️

[violet fractal]

Sad

.img dlag

[half canyon]

https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000522127461-ofkblk-t500x500.jpg

[blissful plover]

Holy cow, I just remembered that I have a deodorant called Desperado

[violet fractal]

.img russian bongo cat

[half canyon]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8UjQVpdtfIw/maxresdefault.jpg

[violet fractal]

.img Himiko

[half canyon]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/Statue-of-Queen-Himiko-at-Kanzaki-Station.png/1200px-Statue-of-Queen-Himiko-at-Kanzaki-Station.png

[vivid geyser]

this is such an uncomfortable position I hate this

[blissful plover]

.img himiko toga

[violet fractal]

.img Uber

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bokunoheroacademia/images/7/70/Himiko_Toga_Anime_Action.png/revision/latest?cb=20191230152711

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/uber-logo-page-2018-1536771513.jpg

[blissful plover]

There

[vivid geyser]

I'm in a total bind

[blissful plover]

You got this

[violet fractal]

.img Kaneki

[half canyon]

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/tokyo-ghoul-re-birth/images/1/18/Fes_ken_.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20181018073953

[violet fractal]

wait what stage is that

I think stage 1

bc he still has black hair

And he doesnt have the hard solid kagune

[blazing mulch]

I have no idea who that is lpl

[violet fractal]

Its from an anime

[vivid geyser]

Good game fam

[blazing mulch]

ggggggg

[vivid geyser]

shoulda played Kb8 😔

[blazing mulch]

[vivid geyser]

they removed

[blazing mulch]

play some blitz against me to regain ur pride

[vivid geyser]

I stole it fom one of your early msgs

[blazing mulch]

yeah ik

lmao

[vivid geyser]

I need to sleep in like 10 minutes

we can play a few

[violet fractal]

Dont mind me

[blazing mulch]

we can get one blitz game in

[vivid geyser]

https://lichess.org/pfu43jWC

[blazing mulch]

After that I can play Lucas

[vivid geyser]

Orangutan