#governors-mansion
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Remind me in 2 minutes that nods done
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.fact
Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.
There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.
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The Australian $5 to $100 notes are made of plastic.
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Still?
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I dont know if u can
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whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
heh
Wish I was here for extra xp time lol
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BRUH
You're close to rank 38
Kylindra is just a level higher
!lvl Zaph#8535
@obsidian verge come look
40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
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The largest NFL stadium is the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan.
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Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001).
2001 is a looong time ago
One in seven workers in Boston, Massachusetts walks to work.
o-okay
Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.
oki
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If you were to take a taxicab from New York City to Los Angeles, it would cost you $8,325.
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Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald’s.
ALL of these are American facts
Czechs are the biggest consumers of beer per male in the world.
A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a “palindrome”.
yes...
we know...
Nevada is the driest state in the U.S.. Each year it averages 7.5 inches (19 cm) of rain.
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Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head."
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Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
cabbies?
.define cabbies
noun: someone who drives a taxi for a living
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The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.
why did you want to know about cabbies
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants
The Morgan's Sphinx Moth from Madagascar has a proboscis (tube mouth) that is 12 to 14 inches long to get the nectar from the bottom of a 12 inch deep orchid discovered by Charles Darwin.
woooah
heh
and it's on the face of- you get your mind out the gutter
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
Do we also get mad at this because Jerry Seinfeld is American


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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
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The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people do.
Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually.
Of course 
The Brimstone butterfly (Gonepterix rhamni) has the longest lifetime of the adult butterflies: 9-10 months.
Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That’s more than sharks.

Why are you happy that 150 people die from coconuts
LMAO
Bucs it is funny
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Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
What
I
DONT CARE UBER
A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
...
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Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.
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More than 1,000 different languages are spoken on the continent of Africa.
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The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle)
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Koalas never drink water. They get fluids from the eucalyptus leaves they eat.
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is this true GD
Oh finally a non american fact.
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Greece's national anthem has 158 verses.
don't dropbears drink the blood of tourists
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About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.
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Greece's national anthem has 158 verses.
cool
they rarely need to drink actual water, but they do
repeating facts are we uber
.fortune
QOTD: "I won't say he's untruthful, but his wife has to call the dog for dinner."
idgi
neither
Marriage, n.: The evil aye.
huh

Nuh uh
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When you sneeze, all your bodily functions stop even your heart.

Sugar was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist, William Semple.
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Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.
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In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’s nuclear weapons combined.
The only capital letter in the Roman alphabet with exactly one end point is P.
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The toothbrush was invented in China in 1498.
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40% of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet
this is the WORST ONE
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[#3854] "I don’t own a switch so I just added backpack straps to my pc and a wheel around a gasoline engine to play stardew valley" - Spong (12 Aug 2019 @ 02:45:21 AM UTC)
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There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
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[#219] "Studying is for people who plan to live past 25 " - Cheb ()
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[#2016] "spoon titties" - Magically Clueless (19 May 2018 @ 03:59:56 AM UTC)
hmm
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[#1583] "be sure to pet your wife and kiss your dogs" - Danny (26 Feb 2018 @ 11:28:10 PM UTC)
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[#3753] "have you heard my girl Hillary Duff" - Lowlins (14 Jul 2019 @ 08:57:18 PM UTC)
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[#3664] "the bouwgeoisie will twembwe at the comuwwist wevowution OwO" - gabe (04 Jul 2019 @ 02:30:38 AM UTC)
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[#1716] "i like how youre gonna ask a discord full of fish fuckers if your one fish fucking friend got in" - feeblebeeble (25 Mar 2018 @ 01:33:59 AM UTC)
because saloon is safe from icky uber
ub3r
Alright, uber i’m ready to accept you back for 2 minuets
give me a good fact, please 
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Antarctica is the only continent that does not have land areas below sea level.
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Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.
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Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.
#images-and-memes please
what
this is the bot channel
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Frank Lloyd Wright's son invented Lincoln Logs.
ohhhhhhhhhhh
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Almonds are a member of the peach family.
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Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
I am sorry @lament tapir I didnt know tht
.wiki peaches
They're both Prunus apparently
Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
@half canyon this is sad
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Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
In the great fire of London in 1666 half of London was burnt down but only 6 people were injured.
yup ppl are dumb eg: Me
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California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named "Jesus Christ."
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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”Judge Judy” has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.
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Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.
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The six official languages of the U.N. are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
Icelanders consume more Coca-Cola per Capita than any other nation.
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Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
Illinois has the highest number of personalized license plates than any other state.
For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.
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You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
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Until 1997, there were more pigs than people in Denmark.
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Your brain consumes 25 watts of power while you’re awake. This amount of energy is enough to illuminate a lightbulb.
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wait tht include in memes?
Yes.
oh k
this is the bot channel.
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12.5 more hours till rancher 
!ranks
Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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^_^
you just need to go up two ranks
no slama . . .
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!ranks
Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
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1774?
didnt i used to be like
4000
oh cmon
i thought cowpoke was lvl 5
its lvl 10?
nooo
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pfft
.img birb
.birb
o
.birb
.birb
b i r b s
best command
.img budgie
.birb
.img blue macaw
.img screaming bird
.img srem bird
.img screm bird
.img bird screaming
: (
.birb
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NO
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.roll 100
You rolled ... 65
.roll 100
You rolled ... 96
.roll 100
You rolled ... 81
.roll 10%
dude at least one of those is a bogus die or you rolled more than 20 of 'em. don't fuck with me man this is serious
You rolled ... 98
.roll 100
You rolled ... 52
.roll 100
You rolled ... 26
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Chat more my friend
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ah yes, the perfect level
.roll 100
You rolled ... 30
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.roll 599
You rolled ... 455
.roll 100
You rolled ... 45
.roll 100 100 100
You rolled ... 34 | 56 | 60
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.roll 20
You rolled ... 6
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Remind me in 20 minutes to i actually dont need to be reminded i just want someone to @ me
For the lovely DawnThePizza? Why most certainly. (#1844638)
Fuck you ub3r
.img eeee
.img wmjify cancer
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.img emojify cancer meme
.img cool wallpaper
Holy fuck im stealing that
.img cool wallpaper
@lusty shuttle
Thank you lucas
Np
.img payday 2 cool wallpaper
.img Cool Jurassic World WallPaper
.img cool payday 2 phone wallpaper
Hmm
.img Cool Jurassic World Evolution wallpaper
.img Tokyo Ghoul wallpaper
.img cool payday phone wallpaper
.img minimalist wallpaper
ehh
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.img metrialong
.img
Usage: img searchquery
.img hi
.img stfu
.img cool wallpaper
.img cool wallpaper
.img cool wallpaper
Bruh
.img cool wallpaper 2
.img epic wallpaper
@lusty shuttle: you actually dont need to be reminede you just want someone to @ me (20m ago)
@lusty shuttle: you actually dont need to be remineded you just want someone to @ me (20m ago)
@lusty shuttle: you actually dont need to be reminded you just want someone to @ me (20m ago)
oh my god
.roll 100
You rolled ... 34
.roll 20
You rolled ... 4
.roll 4
You rolled ... 1
.roll 1
You rolled ... 1
.roll 20
You rolled ... 14
.roll 14
You rolled ... 4
.roll 4
You rolled ... 1
.roll 20
You rolled ... 13
.roll 13
You rolled ... 3
.roll 3
You rolled ... 1
.roll 100
You rolled ... 90
.roll 20
You rolled ... 7
.roll 100
You rolled ... 5
.roll 100
You rolled ... 32
.roll 20+4
dude at least one of those is a bogus die or you rolled more than 20 of 'em. don't fuck with me man this is serious
.roll 100
You rolled ... 60
.roll 100
You rolled ... 33
.roll 20
You rolled ... 17
.roll 100
You rolled ... 24
.roll 20
rate limited try later
.roll 100 100 100 100 100
You rolled ... 90 | 93 | 15 | 88 | 70
.roll 100
You rolled ... 47
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!lvl
.roll 100
You rolled ... 8
.roll 1
You rolled ... 1
Conglaturations you ween
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.roll 1000
You rolled ... 245
.roll 500
You rolled ... 252
.roll 500
You rolled ... 135
.roll 2-10
dude at least one of those is a bogus die or you rolled more than 20 of 'em. don't fuck with me man this is serious
#boycottUb3rbot
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.img crow
*dances on bed
.img crow
@verbal yacht
@blazing mulch: are I desperado yet? (30d ago)


Remind me in 30 days desperado
I love asshats, so for you uber? absolutely (#1844901)
no need to call names ub3r
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.fact
Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.
.roll 100
You rolled ... 66
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.fact
Someone paid $14,000 for the bra worn by Marilyn Monroe in the film 'Some Like It Hot'.
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
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Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.
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Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
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Bulgarians are known to be the biggest yogurt eaters in the world.
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.img Crows
.img crops
.img crop
.img corn
.img 1k corns
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!userinfo
remind me in 25 days artisan
i've waited my whole LIFE for you to ask, come on fuck me emo boy. so yes, the answer is yes I'll remind you!! (#1845189)
oh okay
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.roll 21
You rolled ... 15
.roll 8 million
dude at least one of those is a bogus die or you rolled more than 20 of 'em. don't fuck with me man this is serious
.roll 8000000
You rolled ... 1511354
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!userinfo
wasnt there another version of userinfo?
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.roll 1
You rolled ... 1
F
.fact
More people speak English in China than the United States.
The Morgan's Sphinx Moth from Madagascar has a proboscis (tube mouth) that is 12 to 14 inches long to get the nectar from the bottom of a 12 inch deep orchid discovered by Charles Darwin.
.img book
.img child
.img furry cat
.img super furry cat
.img stylish cat
.img cooking cat
.img mini cat
.img food cat
.img suprised cat
.img The Cat Man
.img The Cat Lizard
.img The Cat president
.img The Cat King
.roll 100
You rolled ... 11
.img memes
.img stonks meme
.img stonky boi
.img froot
.img Umbrella Corp Logo
.img Snow Crash
.img Henry Stein
.img Froot i'll take your entire stock
.img it even works underwater
.img sonic obama harry potter
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!xp
You have 43020 XP
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.img omelette
Nice omelette
!modgroups
See this link for how to load different mod groups: https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Getting_Started#Can_I_have_different_mod_groups.3F.
Do you want to play Stardew Valley with mods? This guide is for you!
!xp
You have 50 XP
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finallyyy
How do you get ep and up your level
.fact
“Canada” is an Indian word meaning “Big Village”.
.kill
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.userinfo @fallen dock
UserInfo for Spoon#7825: ID: 389546033459494912 | Created: 10 Dec 2017 10:36:51 PM UTC | Joined: 23 Jan 2019 09:50:40 PM UTC | Join position: 13726 | word on the street: string.Empty
ok so abt 1 1/2
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what the fuck why do i have lvl 10 farming
!commands
!cmds
@broken lily
g o v e r n o r cmds
Hi
Nice to meet you
how do you commands
It’s just a progress bar telling you how much into a lvl you are
There are a few that can be used, like !lvl
!help
!commands
here
o
O
!say exist
That’s admin panel
List custom commands: !list
View your level: !lvl
View available ranks: !ranks
Display info on a user: !userinfo [USER]
View your XP: !xp
View this message: !help
Level 10: Cowpoke
Level 25: Farmer
Level 100: Shepherd
Level 250: Rancher
Level 500: Cropmaster
Level 1000: Desperado
Yup that’s all you can use
!lvl
!lvl
!xp
You have 346990 XP
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someone ban me from the level command please, I’m addicted 
!bfav
BFAV stands for Better Farm Animal Variety, a mod by Paritee which lets you add new breeds of animals to live in coops and barns. The official version (https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/3296) is broken in Stardew Valley 1.4 and an unofficial update can be found at https://community.playstarbound.com/threads/updating-mods-for-stardew-valley-1-4.156000/page-46#post-3356278. Documentation for the Content Pack format is available on github (https://github.com/paritee/Paritee.StardewValley.Frameworks/blob/bfav-3.0.0/BetterFarmAnimalVariety/README.md)
!xnb
XNB mods often break the game and are not recommended. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Using_XNB_mods for more info (and a list of Content Patcher alternatives), and https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Reset_your_content_files to fix problems caused by XNB mods. For mod creators, see https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Editing_XNB_files for help unpacking & editing them (including for use with Content Patcher).
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.fact
The human body is comprised of 80% water.
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By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
You'll just have to hold that position for possibly days until someone finds you 😂
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m baby 😔
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.img scallop
.img ub3rb-bot
.img epic wallpaper
.img wallpaper
.img colourful wallpaper
Almost there
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.img captainsparklez
.img captainsparklez logo
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.fact
The Australian $5 to $100 notes are made of plastic.
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Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001).
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.fact
A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
ph
!xnb
XNB mods often break the game and are not recommended. See https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Using_XNB_mods for more info (and a list of Content Patcher alternatives), and https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Player_Guide/Troubleshooting#Reset_your_content_files to fix problems caused by XNB mods. For mod creators, see https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Modding:Editing_XNB_files for help unpacking & editing them (including for use with Content Patcher).
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.userinfo
UserInfo for eva#0017: ID: 529217058869608448 | Created: 31 Dec 2018 08:39:39 AM UTC | Joined: 07 Jun 2020 07:06:53 PM UTC | Join position: 52658 | word on the street: has been to space zero times
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.fact
Some moths never eat anything as adults because they don't have mouths. They must live on the energy they stored as caterpillars.
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